Rimworld: My Cat is Addicted to Drugs
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So... now would be a perfect time for us to hit 420k subs. Just sayin.
I can unsubb and resub if that helps
Have you gotten a new cat?
How do I sub more than once?
I feel you're soaring well over a million subs. It's just my feelings, if that helps.
@@novainfinity487 How does that help according to your thought process?
We forgot to reset the allowed areas after the raid. The cat has lived off nothing but Luciferium, Flake, and Yayo for three days.
He is ready to fight god
@@philippgawol2327 before he meets god, all that luciferium is pretty much a death sentence.
The cat when the 300 tribals that just overwhelmed the base's defences drill into the drug storage room: "I'm not trapped in here with you, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME."
Pawnmorpher
Is this a reference? It sounds really familiar
Context for anyone who doesn’t play Rimworld, Luciferium turns anyone into basically a near unkillable super soldier. At the cost of becoming a rage monster who will kill anyone they see and eventually die if they aren’t given a routine dose of the stuff. There is also no cure, once someone is on it, they are on it for life, and you can’t craft the stuff.
Which leaves the question, how long has it been since Lola had taken it?
*Doom music plays in the distance*
It does not turn people into a rage monster as long as they continue to take their dose. I once had a colonist joining me with an already existing addiction to luciferium. I did not wanted him at first, but he was a master craftsman and came with a little stash of luci on him (and i had a couple more dose in storage). For the few weeks i was able to keep him he made me tons of great weapons and clothing. I had 0 problems with him has long as we had luci and it turned him into an even greater worker (better manipulation, better sight, less sleep) so it is not only a soldier thing (this one was a pacifist unable to fight anyway).
it doesnt turn someone into a ragemonster it is the best drug hoever with great bonuses and is an allcure. It cures other addictions, all diseases and regrows lost bodyparts. The only things it doesnt cure is death and luciferium addiction. And the only cure for that is death. Its rare supertech nanomachines that you cant make.
Its a deal with the devil.
I was about to say if they die a resurrector mech serum would cure the addiction but I am not sure if that works
This reminds me of a bug that used to be in dwarf fortress where cats would get inordinately drunk, starting throwing up and causing fight before straight up dying of alcohol poisoning. The issue occurred because dwarfs would spill alcohol onto the ground and the cats would get it on their fur. The cats would then lick the alcohol off their fur to clean themselves which the game took as them consuming alcohol. The game however had a slight problem in calculating how much alcohol the cat had drunk and so a cat licking a tiny bit off their fur was the equivalent of drinking like a full mug of drink. Additionally, the way the game calculates alcohol poisoning is proportional to body size, meaning only a small amount of alcohol was needed for cats to turn into feral beasts.
The main problem I had with the cats in that game was them stealing all the soap to wash up with.
@Infinity It was vanilla version 31.01.
So basically, such a small creature was drinking a dwarven mug of beer with each lick. By Armok...
Sounds like an awesome game mechanic.
And it all started because they wanted to code eyelashes to automatically lubrificate eyes.
"The ruins by the river need sweeping" Literally one of the funniest Rimworld lines yet
And that's why I use mods kkk, of course there's one to determine where you'll clean. Don't remember if it's clean area or cleaning zone or what.
It's also an incredibly accurate line.
@@Fem_Witch Indeed, also love your profile picture.
@@AramatiPaz you use mods *what*
As easy as clearing the home zone from the ruins.
"We should really think about building a new room"
Player: "Okay guys, we're not here to assign blame, alright?"
Got a laugh out of me.
yep but when you set up one. they forget to do that first and start fixing up a ancient danger that you opened awhile ago.
Kyle's "I haven't slept in an entire week" look works wonders for this sketch.
Kyle sleeps? ever?
He does look really tired. Is he okay? Should we send someone to check on him?
@@andrewrockwell1282 He's looked tired for yeeeaaars now. He's probably not okay but he's been functioning like that for long enough I have stopped worrying.
There was a comment on an old video complimenting his tired makeup and in community comments he was just like "That's not makeup. I've been editing."
@@andrewrockwell1282 He literally didn't sleep for a few days last week, this was probably filmed while he was still recovering from that editing spree.
Not when he's the only one not implied to be on the drugs and the other two look clear-eyed.
Man things really escalated when I heard luciferium. Had flashbacks to when a raider took some and then walked through machine gun turrets...for about 6 seconds before his brain was destroyed by a bullet but it was still very spooky.
that's go-juice
@@Sinaeb Ok, hear me out: Luciferium super soldier, but also filled to the brink with go-juice.
@@valentinmitterbauer4196 you might hit rimworld's pawn % limits
But also, an archotech bionic super soldier.
@@Sinaeb I might be wrong but I don't think you can crest many caps in base-game even with super *super*-drugged up bionic super-soldiers.
Was half expecting randy random to send a raid through the ceiling and they too would try convince Lola to get off the smokeleaf
It wasnt smokeleaf
@@ohno6528 you have been bamboozled by my comment, thereby making the punchline of this video that much better!
"This is an intervention, get down!"
Everyone on the Rim has severe ADHD, it was inconsiderate to expect them to stay on task the entire time.
That's why all my colonists are T1 and T2 robots. They don't complain, they don't care when you tell them to surgically remove the raider/unwilling captive's spine to stop them from escaping before we scoop out every last one of their organs, rip off their head and stick the corpse in a gibbet cage by the road to remind the traders not to get any wise ideas, they don't even need to stop to play chess, they're too busy murdering every wild animal to throw it's corpse in the freezer (we don't have a butcher table) and ruthlessly exploiting the area's natural resources to give a shit.
>Crafts
>3 work left
>leaves to never pick the work back up again
@@redomer91 I feel called out
@@DiamondAppendixVODs I do too... Wait, am I -suffering from ADHD- A rimworld colonist?
Look on the bright side,it means people with ADHD will colonize space!
Until we get bored with it...
If they build a new room they would need new doors as well. It would be too dangerous for them to have that much power
Rimworld is already populated by scary creatures, who knows what manner of madness would occur if some sort of "Door Monster" were to make itself known?
But then again... he who controls the doors...controls all of Rimworld, dear Skywalker...
The lore here is deep. I approve.
@@leihamada4672 Ha! Your doors are useless against a master hobo!
This is so relatable in terms of gameplay. Especially the sweeping.
You can edit home zone.
@@5789Ranger yeah, but many things will automatically expand the home zone if you aren’t paying attention. Not to mention a perimeter wall also creating zones of superfluous sweeping. I get what you’re saying, but it was a really good gag
@@fredsuper6792 yeah the toggle button for that is super tiny, and when you use it and leave it on, it can cause even more issues with cleaning.
Had an entire wing of my castle that didn’t get swept for a year and a half because colonists refuse to clean outside the home zone, even if they’re sleeping there
My colonists never have time for cleaning.
That's why I employ household nukos.
@@molybdaen11 I shake your hand, stranger of culture
"We're not here to assign blame"
no you're here because I've assigned you to construct a golden statue, and set your schedule to 22 hours of work, 1 hour of sleep, and 1 hour of meditation but the meditation spot is on the other side of the map through the cave with the megaspiders
"Put the knife down"
*social fight averted*
Reminds me of that time when two squirrels broke into my storage room, drank around 15 litres of beer each somehow and fkin died.
All in the span of about 3 minutes.
Then the pair of party loving squirrels want go, they want to do it in they own way! Oh man, what's are epic squirrels:)
ive had my colony animals literally drink themselves into a blackout instead of going to the kitchen and eating food there that they had access to
Well, thank Randy it was just squirrels! It was boomrats for me.
In a storeroom filled with chemfuel.
In a base made of wood.
With a colony made of Yttakin.
Many mistakes were made that run.
So, once upon a time I had a husky problem (they just multiplied to quickly) while having a bit of a food shortage. The catch is, my colonists were assigned not to consume ambrosia and there was a lot of ambrosia in a fridge where anyone (including huskies) had access to. Near a quarter of my huskies got ambrosia addiction. Good ol' days on RimWorld
It's well known that huskys in rimworld are born alcoholics.
Luckily, ambrosia addiction isn’t serious. I don’t remember how it affects animals, but for colonists it’s only a -10 to mood.
Give Lola a gun, if she doesn't want to listen might as well turn her luciferium-addicted fluff to go on one last rampage to that mech cluster that has been bombarding the base for a while.
And then when she's successful, boy will your face be red... XD
I like to think Lola has one continuous storyline in the DM universe. We know she has some magical portal powers, and with the power of luciferium she's going to live forever. Allison forgot to feed Lola so when the Dark One came, Lola traveled to the Rim to feast on human flesh
After never having been fed (since the last time she was fed), and left to the mercy of the "Dark One," Lola will take solace in whatever she can get!
"We will turn you into a hat"
Boldly exclaims the human challenging a cybernetically enhanced combat cat built in rocket chamber minigun back laser eye 600% manipulation 1120% walking speed war cat with 800% sharp armor 600% blunt and 660% heat armor.
I'd say you stand no chance in challenging it.
Door Monster consistently nails a critical aspect of comedy sketches: Stick the punchline and get out. Go over any of their videos in the past couple years and see how they set up the joke, finish it, and then cut to logo. Fantastic.
"I really wanna go socialize at the big table."
"Everyone who lives here is in this room!"
(beat)
"Yeah."
What an introvert mood. Also don't think I didn't see that cheeky smokeleaf joint in the thumbnail, sneakily setting our expectations up for subversion with that punchline! Well done as usual.
That twist at the end hit real well. The entire time I was thinking it was psychite or ambrosia. I have no idea what a luceferium cat going through withdrawal would do. With only three colonists that might be a wipe.
I always forget to unclaim the ruins so I really enjoyed the sweeping joke.
Ah yes, Luciferium. The ultimate and most lethal punchline for all rimworld colonists.
Hi I'm just gonna be a buzzkill and say that "ultimate" already means "final"
They're kinda sinonymous
@@DiamondAppendixVODs Thanks for pointing that out, will do a quick edit.
1:52 Pain. So much pain. 100% chance you have a guy get raiders spawn right on top of him when he's out at the edge of the map sweeping up dirt off a thousand year old floor tile 'cause ambrosia sprouted around it so you placed a grow zone (and therefore home zone) so it would be auto harvested. (Turning off sowing doesn't turn off harvesting fully grown plants. This lets you automate harvesting naturally spawning plants like berries and trees!)
Rimworld, where everyone and everything is one wrong move away from being made into a hat.
I make sofas, they sell better. I don't know who buys them, but the traders looove human skin sofas..
The purest Rimworld's vibes are just beaming from every second of this video - love it XD
This is so in-line with the game, it could make perfect sense to those who played and none to bystanders. Incredible!
Rimworld Colonists For No Particular Reason: "God this soil is so fucking dirty. Can't stand looking at it."
[Mental Break]: Sad Wander - Last Straw: Ugly environment
Or
"MY ROOM SUCKS"
Mental break hides in room
Cause: Dirty room
Doesn't even clean the place just moves about!
"look, dog, i just wanted you to carry stuff, not eat my lavish meals when there is an actual heap of kibble RIGHT THERE!"
Kait has the best deadpan expression I've ever seen.
Ok so here are the bad news:
Once you go Luciferium you never go back.
But there is an easy trick to 'harvesting' more of the stuff
1. you need a small supply of the stuff. I know not a great start but you cannot sow without seeds.
2. wait for a tribal raid.
3. do with the raid 'the usual'
4. gather and patch up some survivors
5. administer luci to the survivors
6. send them home
7. back home their friends and family will do anything to help their new found 'hobby', which in this case is making sure they have about a months worth of supplies.
8. when it is time to raid your colony again some of the 'luci-people' are sure to go along
9. profit
Rinse and repeat
1:53 Because the ruines bown by the river need swapping
is the most relatable rimworld shit ever
Christ, I don't know if those bags under Kyle's eyes are real or not, but it sure as hell freaked me out more than anything in this sketch.
"Luciferium"
My god, put that cat down before it hits the berzerker stage and takes out half the colony, before its own inevitable death from withdrawal.
Man, love to see it. Staying up until 9AM playing rimworld AND I get a rimworld based video today as well? Perfect timing!
Same, but 8 here -w-
please for the love of the archotech, go to sleep
@@DiamondAppendixVODs The RIm sleeps for no one. Plus, I have the night owl trait.
"I'm making a hat, give me that knife." Brilliant lol
I love how the moment you mentioned Luciferium, almost everyone agreed to kill the cat.
Once again you have tricked me into buying a game just to understand your jokes. Great job guys.
Have fun!
It's worth it.
Its almost harvesting season
I feel like this is a mount and blade thing.
@@Redtecho it very much is :D
My cat overdosed on some go-juice I salvaged and died, curiosity literally killed the cat
I would use drugs but soooomebody said I couldn’t touch the equipment
"I'm gonna go socialize by myself" is my mood
I recently discovered the joy of shelves in storerooms and I haven't been the same since. basically doubling the amount of storage while increasing how quickly pawns can get to stuff is magical
it wasnt always that way my child, inm the olden days shelves only existed to remove the negative beauty stat of items in storage and to keep mortar shells from blowing up in the rain
Lola!!!! So cute! Hopefully she had a table for those drugs.
In my current run I have about a dozen or so arctic wolves and 2 cats. All of em are addicted to smokeleaf and alcohol. I tried to rehab most of em, but they always go back to it.
If you use mods, animals logic, if not, you need to fix your animals allowed areas.
I don't know what Kyle's talking about, she should be honored to be turned into a hat! (nervous laughter)
After your last Rimworld video I went back and watched the skit with man eater cat. No other video just the one with cat. Amazing coincidence.
"I gotta go sweep the ruins" omg that made me choke on my soda. I ALWAYS forget to remove the home area for random spots and always have pawns sweeping the ground in random areas XD
Having him t try to go sweep the ruins on the other side of the map was just a little too relatable.
THIS is what Door Monster needs:
MORE CATS.
Ah, the party room with only a single chess table. Maybe someday it will have full floors of fine carpeting, a legendary piano, a pool and a poker table, and 50k silver worth of art, but most likely your colony will be wiped out by a mech cluster long before that happens.
My Guinea pig went on a 182 hour bender, or something super crazy. Turns out using your barn as brewing room is bad..
Lola, the Necromancer
lol,, my irl cat immediately came over to investigate when the paper was being crinkled.
I really have to play Rimworld one of these days, as soon as I beat Oxygen Not Included.
Best just switch between the two every so often. Been there, done that, and by done I mean this is my life and I'm still doing it
My chicken had alcohol tolerance.
I don't even want to think about it.
That cat is gonna go man-eating when you are asleep. Because it always does.
I did not expect to find a doodlecon on the Cheeseland poster, well played.
...we had no idea. Just went to look because of this comment. We got bamboozled by our own reference.
@@DoorMonster Wait is the red-shirted guy on top of the domed building not him?
1:56 The shaking made me wonder if a meteorite chunk fell on the map.
Will never forget the popup i got "cat 7 got liver cirosis", me thinking what the hell, going to check and realiai g that out of my 10 cats 8 are hard alcohol addicts
There are technically mods that can cure it but those are the equivalent of magically summoning a state of the art Glitterworld hospital and research facility on a back water in the middle of nowhere. I mean it could happen. The rim is a perfect place for a research facility of that nature. Just imagine all the war cri- I mean 'research' you can conduct. I don't think I've ever conducted a war crime in the game though.
I definitely have committed a war crime or two. but what am I supposed to do when my colony of crazy cannibal carnivores haven't had their preferred meat in a bit, not massacre the lightly armed refugees that no one will miss?
You've never heard the game's other name: "Warcrime Simulator?"
@@teagan_p_999 Now that you mention it. That does sound familiar. I still prefer the way of benevolence though. In my mind, why not? I find it makes things easier all around. Just always remember to be smart, be prepared, and always have Tons of explosives. Nothing quite says modern civilization like erasing ones enemies from afar.
Good to see Lola is still going on
sweeping the random ruins killed me
Well my addiction to Rimworld is partially your fault, as the last video on it you made is what convinced me to get the game, so this feels fitting.
Who could deny drugs to such a lovely kitty?
Sir, the cat got into the smokeleaf and ate everything we had.
Jeeze, well I guess we'll just have to live without it until next harvest.
Sir, the cat also just died because he was still recovering from the plague and the smokeleaf dropped his consciousness below 0%.
*facepalm*
thank you for all the quality content you have produced over the years. it always brightens my day.
We love Lola even though she is semi immortal.
I got to clean the old ruins up north. Every time… every time
Yo Kyle pay Matt, he needs a table to eat at it next to his cheese land poster
I don't know anything about rimworld so most of this was lost on me. But i burst out laughing at "im not getting paid"
LOL.
Stands for "Lola on luceferium".
I once had 3 chicken hatch in the food room which then consumed the only edible thing I had left in the entire colony - beer. Then they collapsed from alcohol poisoning.
My luciferium-go-juice-junky bionic super soldiers with marine armor were fun.
They don't feel pain, they heal from any injury including brain damage, they run twice as fast as slicers, they're bulletproof, don't bleed, and are accurate as all hell.
Quality over quantity wins any day in Rimworld.
Loved it. Before even clicking on the video, I was thinking "Just give her some Luciferium and call it good." Seems you got there first.
And as usual, the ending completely blindsides me XD
Ah yes i remember my first run of rim world those people didn't stand a chance
Reminds me of my pawn who SINGLEHANDEDLY decimated a tribal raid when I left the room.
The only thing I saw was McDruggie surrounded by a pile of corpses while the people were moving the corpses.
Lola the Undying ❤️
Oh god. The human-eating cat and Luciferium?
This run is doomed.
Rimworld is the perfect game for these videos 😂
I cracked up when you your friends did the most typical bs rimworld tasks instead of attending your intervention.
My twelve dogs drank all my beer. Don't know how they took the caps off.
Finally another Rimworld sketch, always my favorite! =)
I'm going to have to humbly request MORE RIMWORLD VIDEOS okay thank you
Cat on Luciferium. Be afraid. Be very afraid. For a few hours at least.
I suspect you may have trouble keeping Lola from her drug of choice. Either invest in rocket launchers, or stay out of her way.
Oh god, this is reminding me of when Vinny got Scoot addicted to Smookeleaf
I'd like to tell the story of Chili and Babe
Chili was an anthro lizard guy, and an important think dude. Babe was his bonded corgi friend. Chili, sadly, was chemically fascinated and eventually all the drugs he ingested left permanent chemical damage in his brain, which wasn't cureable by normal means. He was no longer able to work, or even walk. We had to put him in cryptosleep.
Many years passed, the colony grew, many things happened, and Babe grew older. Corgi lifespan is listed at around 15, yet she kept waiting for her master to awake way past that. At some point, I fucked up allowed zones for animals and she overdosed on beer. Liver cancer. Nobody thought she'd make it, but with the supreme medical attention from Andrew (who was Chili's brother, a duck dude), she defeated the cancer. She lived past the age of 20 and died of old age.
When Andrew finished the spaceship (he was the main think dude and build dude; honestly, he ran the whole colony on his shoulders), he remained on the planet with his wife and a few others, to take care of Chili's cryptosleep casket and hope to eventually find a cure.
The end. That save got corrupted, but I felt many emotions throughout, and managed to write down the remaining pawns' stats so I could recreate them in a later playthrough, but this is how Chili's story ends. His dog waited for him, died of old age, and yet we never could cure him.
Wait, that's just the plot of hachiko but with the bonus of a cancer recovery story
i play new games to be able to watch the door monster sketches
Don't forget the Zero Steps Program to drug rehab. Cut off all the addict's legs so the addict has 0 movement. For some reason, pawns with 0 movement can't mentally break. So just wait out the addiction and those crippling mood penalties. Then when the addict has overcmoe the addiction, attach a pair of shiny prosthetics (or peg legs if you're broke).
Congrats on 420k subs! Now the whole channel is drug addicted lmao xD
Personally, as someone who owns a hat in the shape of an animal, making a drugged up super soldier of a cat into one would be the dream
Luciferium isn't a drug, it's a way of life.
Rockin' that Panthera fur cowboy hat (good 94%), plainleather duster (poor 83%), and that cloth t-shirt (normal 90%).
subscribed for Rimworld......... Almost ate without a table today though
I was dying at Luciferium 🤣🤣🤣
im just happy these are coming out again