I love comedians like ellen..those who doesnt curse or say racist remarks in order to get a laugh. The best ones are the ones who keep it clean and talk about realistic things.
"Oh, well I'd love to not hit you but my fist is already in the air." How genius lol!! I remember reading this in her last book "The Funny Thing Is..."
she is like 1 or 2. I really like her because for the most part, its clean comedy. and it could be listen to by almost all ages. And who can do that? Have clean comedy for all ages and still be funny. Thumbs up ellen! =o)
When she talks about drifting away in conversation I realized thats exactly what I do... And I forget names. That makes parties and social situations so awkward XD
That whole "Shut up, shut up, shut up..." thing...I do that with my boss in meetings...it really works if you think of the person in a stupid outfit...
* jaw drops * holy fuck, Ellen degeneres just siad fuck...Lmfao it's like watching robin Williams movies as a child, then you find his stand up...ruined childhood in 30 seconds
Don't worry, I asked the same question when watching a movie with my Sis. A leotard is like tights, but for the whole body. I think that generally its ballet dancers that wear them.
Ellen is the only comedian who doesn't need to attack or degrade to be funny...and a master of perfectly timed punchlines and swearing.
... i don't understand why this video has only 662, 690 ellenis one of the most natural, free-spirited, talented comedians i know...
Seh is SO bright.
Her timing and is perfect
I looked at this bug...and then I just killed it.
I love Ellen!!!!!!!
People commenting are surprised about her swearing but no one picked up on her giving a nun THE FINGER...
"Gloria Estafan is the copper plumbing of the music industry is all." lol. I love Ellen.
Ellen is the most talented comedian and person out there... hands down!
I love comedians like ellen..those who doesnt curse or say racist remarks in order to get a laugh. The best ones are the ones who keep it clean and talk about realistic things.
LOL "I'm like what the f---, and I'm back!" LOL Love Ellen!
When she said 'not too long ago' it just reminds me of when Dory says 'yeah, he passed by not too long ago!'
she is totally my favorite comedian! lol I can't stop laughing.
"why don't you take a vow not to drive, drop it like a bad habit!" at that part.. i died XD
2:21 - Gillian Anderson ohh I love you girl!!
Ellen you rock!!!
i love how she hates people talking and yet she is the host of a TALK show! love u ellen ur effin awesome
one of the funniest women in the world ellen you rock girl.
"If this is healthy; sorry, don't wanna be it." I find myself thinking that on a regular basis.
"I just catch the word "leotard" and I'm like WTF and I'm back." LMAO! I do that! I must have ADD too. LOL!
I love the fact that she has a TALK show lmao
Lmao, the slow driving part
i loved the tune
di di diddly di di di (8)
That ADD bit is so accurate.
OMG i luv her sooooo much she is hilarious.
Rarely hear her curse or use the middle finger! Loved it!
"I just catch the word leotard and then I'm like wat the fuck" that was an epic Ellen moment XD
It toally is! ahhh I love her.
"And back to the loving place"!!!!!!!!
"Oh, well I'd love to not hit you but my fist is already in the air." How genius lol!! I remember reading this in her last book "The Funny Thing Is..."
i love this woman! she's hilarious!
I love it she is is so funny.You rock Ellen.
she is like 1 or 2.
I really like her because for the most part, its clean comedy.
and it could be listen to by almost all ages. And who can do that? Have clean comedy for all ages and still be funny.
Thumbs up ellen!
=o)
She is great :D , lol@ 6:50" I hate you look" , and back to the loving place :D
"i'd like to not hit you but my fist is already in the air." lol!
the beginning foreshadows the beginning of DORY! :D
God, it's amazing how this chick's mind works!
3:30 "...silence is golden" My first thought was "and duck tape is silver :D"
"... and back to the loving place!" LoL HAHAHA
LOL, "... and then I just killed it." Nice. XD I'd do the same.
Woo this was uploaded on my birthday :)
When she talks about drifting away in conversation I realized thats exactly what I do... And I forget names. That makes parties and social situations so awkward XD
I love her serious face
*FLICKS OFF NUN* DROP IT LIKE A BAD HABIT!
"...aaannnddd back to the lovin place" lol
Wow not only did Ellen curse but she alluded to flipping a nun the bird. Awsome.
I have never heard anyone say this besides me :) Yay!
"Please stop talkin' to me that waaaay."
"What waaaay? >.>"
the part on the beggining - not being focused on the conversation on then be back- happens to me all the time. especially in school...
ellen is the best!
She is sooooooo funny!
lol "and I'm back to the loving place"
Lol last second (btw next part is gold)
Props to Hanwanwoo- enjoy the wonderful Ellen-ess! Or if you don't want to...don't!
This ellen is much funner than now ellen :)
Gloria Estefan's CD just came out at Target and when I saw the AD, I automatically thought of Ellen.
"leotard" haha i love ellen mayn
"then i just... killed it."
Nice precision F bomb!
That whole "Shut up, shut up, shut up..." thing...I do that with my boss in meetings...it really works if you think of the person in a stupid outfit...
Silence is golden...duct tape is silver!
she dropped the f bomb
didnt think she could swear
YEAH!!!!They must be real close friends =) ....two of my favourite women!!!
I totally think it is!!!!!
She`s awesome !!
And trust me, the things she`s saying about ADD, she is speaking the truth.... in a funny way =D
lol that was hilarious!
go Ellen GO!!!
Lol at Ellens face when she said "what the f***" XD
"Oh, I'm sorry, I've already started writing it. I can't stop."
"Okay, well, I would like to not hit you, but my fist is already in the air!"
Lol.
"WTF"!
haha, love her!
I -3 ellen
...and back to the loving place. LOL
0:31 HAHAHAHA! LOOOOOL!! XD
"I would like to not hit you, but my fist is already in the air, okay?"
I'm like that too "Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah..." xD
i couldnt stop laughing at 6.29 XDDDDD
Dear Ellen, I don't care if you listen to me when I'm talking as long as you are as funny as you are here then we can be BFFs.
“Then I catch the word leotard and I’m like ‘whatthefuCK’ and I’m back”
Oh my God yes
"and back to the loving place...."
thanks
Woah just heard Ellen said the f word uncensored wow finally hahahaha
I am PRETTY sure I saw Gillian Anderson around 2.22!!
I almost died when I saw her, lol.
I realy can't stay focust....but just when It's boring...
BUT ELLEN IS FREAKIN HILLARIOUS!
ok it's definitely her :)
"what the fuck?" -hilarious!
I love it when she said (I just catch the word leatard and i'm like WHAT THE FUCK)
haha she said the f word and stuck up her middle finger... to a nun!!!
haha but she funny. gotta luv ellen!
it helps your memory.
@KannaBlade Hahahahaha i love that quote its so funny =)
2:59 It's like she knew my spanish teacher!
No..she is intelligent and observative and is able to put an ellocuent sentence together.....that's why she is interesting to watch
sooooooooooooooo funny when ellen curses.
* jaw drops * holy fuck, Ellen degeneres just siad fuck...Lmfao it's like watching robin Williams movies as a child, then you find his stand up...ruined childhood in 30 seconds
It is Gillian Anderson. If you watch the whole thing, you'll see other famous faces (Penny Marshall is in the audience, too).
Don't worry, I asked the same question when watching a movie with my Sis. A leotard is like tights, but for the whole body. I think that generally its ballet dancers that wear them.
FAV HAHAHA
she is a the only PG comedian i like
lol she so funny hahahahaha
Woahhh F Bomb!
her dory voice comes out at 2:44 =D
And then I catch the word leotard and I'm ''What the fuck?'' and I'm back!
:D LOL
silence is golden....duck tape is silver!
agreed.