I watched this on HBO when it first aired in 2000 (I was 11) and the only joke I ever remembered was the blow up doll one. I since had not been able to find it. I am overjoyed that I finally have - thanks so much!!
Well, I've never actually met her, but still. sprousel0ve, thanks again!! i love listening to this while cleaning, cooking, or folding laundry. it always makes me smile/brightens my day.
LOL HAHHA "this pogo stick is going to hurt somebody"... "there I was on the side of the road getting handcuffed with my harness, captain's hat and paddle holding Linda"
So I'm driving again, back to the loving place, and praying to where I would be lead...And then it hit me "You're out of rum." NICE! so incredibly perfect =P
so good about the realisation of 'Rum' :-) Brilliant!! Getting stressed all day looking for inner peace and really all along she needed a drink, lol :-) Brilliant!
Omg, that thing with the thoughts in the bed...Brilliant! I do precisely the same thing. First what I did that do, or what I should do. Then these images and then the song. And then you go talking to yourself..:P Especially 'finding' money, although it's your money. Love it:P
the non-stop brain activity before sleep is so true! it is at this time where your imagination is so clear and feels like real. what i'll do if that happen is shaking my head n try to stop thinking or think of a happy place to sleep. :)
''I went to Gucci and I had a sweater in my hand and it went right down! Yep! And a couple of minutes earlier I had a dress in my hand..didn't go down at all!'' So good! :D
the talking in your sleep is my favorite XD i find talking to myself helps sooth myself to sleep sometimes. i talk about the certain stuff i'm happy about or excited about which help me relax and go to sleep but i do see her point still :)
.... funniest human being living on earth. "So there i am on the side of the rode blowing up............. Linda.... i named her." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAH
The "back to the loving place" skit is one of the best in stand up history, IMHO.
Ellen just amazes me. I cannot stop laughing, and her facial expressions, even without saying anything she encourages laughter
The whole sleep sequence is HILARIOUS.
I tell myself "Stop it!" too when a song won't stop playing in my head! Lol! Love Ellen's observations!!
In all my years of living, Ellen is the Best Comedian I've ever met!!!
And then it hit me: okay, you're outta rum. So hilarious. I love her!
Gosh, I love Ellen. She's sooo funny, and she gets simple yet important messages across, like not losing your inner child.
yeah, i always love the line abou,t "just run up to somebody on the street, say 'you're it!' and then run away!!
I LOVE ELLEN!
Someone has such a good laugh in the crowd. LOL.
Coming back to this video 2 years after I first saw it, I now actually understand all the references lol
Wow, Ellen used to be a rebel. But she's still hilarious in her own silly way!
I watched this on HBO when it first aired in 2000 (I was 11) and the only joke I ever remembered was the blow up doll one. I since had not been able to find it. I am overjoyed that I finally have - thanks so much!!
"your auras brown,"
"Your auras brown, what a stupid thing to say to me!" She's the best!
THIS POGO STICK IS GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY!
Amazing. Love her to death.
the 'peeing with ur eyes closed' part, i love it..it's so true!
"...and then it hit me,ok, you're out of rum! so..." HAHA kind of the funniest joke in the whole stand up show XD
Well, I've never actually met her, but still. sprousel0ve, thanks again!! i love listening to this while cleaning, cooking, or folding laundry. it always makes me smile/brightens my day.
The lady who really cracks me up is getting me!!!!!!!
hahahaha from 3:34 to 3:58 you can really hear that lady in the crowd laughing her pants off !!!
Ellen is hilarious...........I LOVE HER!!!
LOL HAHHA "this pogo stick is going to hurt somebody"... "there I was on the side of the road getting handcuffed with my harness, captain's hat and paddle holding Linda"
yeah i loved when they hugged and ellen was all teary! so sweet!
So I'm driving again, back to the loving place, and praying to where I would be lead...And then it hit me "You're out of rum."
NICE! so incredibly perfect =P
so good about the realisation of 'Rum' :-) Brilliant!! Getting stressed all day looking for inner peace and really all along she needed a drink, lol :-) Brilliant!
'I like grapes' lmfao!!!
"i like grapes" thats the best I LOVE ELLEN
watching this cured my headache laughter is truly healing. lol
LOL the lady laughing hysterically starting at 3:34
Omg, that thing with the thoughts in the bed...Brilliant! I do precisely the same thing. First what I did that do, or what I should do. Then these images and then the song. And then you go talking to yourself..:P
Especially 'finding' money, although it's your money. Love it:P
Then It Hit Me... Your Outta' Rum. Lmao Love Ellen x
LMAO When she talks about what people do when they want silence until they go to sleep......classic. LMAO
She is very beautiful, and i love her voice.
I was expecting her to say "P sherman 42 wallaby way"
This was before
"Cloris Leachman's face...how come?" LOL!
''This pogostick is going to hurt somebody!!!''
Lmao!!
just gooo up to a stranger, say TAG YOU'RE IT and rrunnawwaayy
LOL love ellen shes awesome
LOL - That bit always makes me crack up, too! Just one little change in pitch, and Ellen can make you piss yourself laughing. She's the best!
the non-stop brain activity before sleep is so true! it is at this time where your imagination is so clear and feels like real. what i'll do if that happen is shaking my head n try to stop thinking or think of a happy place to sleep. :)
I am totally doing that. "You're IT!"
Man, I love Ellen so much...
LOL, alwayz a pleasure to watch Ellen :) thanks for posting
i love her passion and wonder!
"This pogo stick is going to hurt someone."Lol.
who thought the line "I like grapes" would be sooooo funny LOL
"Your full of toxins!What a stupid thing to say to me" :)) Hahahaha
LOLOLOL
'this pogo stick is going to HURT SOMEBODY."
''I went to Gucci and I had a sweater in my hand and it went right down! Yep! And a couple of minutes earlier I had a dress in my hand..didn't go down at all!''
So good! :D
I love this. The stuff she says about falling a sleep is so true.
that is so true about hearing your thoughts when you go to bed. that happens to me alot, except if i'm really really tired. lol
That is so me right before I go to sleep. So funny
"You know, this pogo stick is going to hurt somebody!" HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
And then it hit me, OK you're out of Rum!!!!! ....... I can't stop laughing
the talking in your sleep is my favorite XD i find talking to myself helps sooth myself to sleep sometimes. i talk about the certain stuff i'm happy about or excited about which help me relax and go to sleep but i do see her point still :)
oh the health food security guard whats his name whispering pine! hahaha lol I LOVE ELLEN!!!!!!! XD
oh god this is super funny, love the bit about the doll and the toy shop hah !!!!!! linda i named her lol she is just amazing x love you ellen xxxxx
i must have an inner child!! haha LOL this is great! so much to relate too....
she's so amazing
OMG!! I just LOVE Ellen!! She is AMAZING!! AMAZING!! :)
"it's name was Earth Spirit, what is that, a boy's name?" BHAHAHA
I have defs kept my eyes closed when I need to grab something or use the bathroom XD
.... funniest human being living on earth.
"So there i am on the side of the rode blowing up............. Linda.... i named her."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAH
Shes freakin Hilarious!!!
i was laffin ma ass off!
"why is my meat breath offending you?" LOL!!!!
"oh, you're full of toxins." "You're full of toxins! what a stupid thing to say to me!" i've watched this like 5 times and it's still funny
omg that one woman crying with laughter 03:35 !! ha ha
i'll go to the bathroom w/ my eyes closed to not "wake up too much" LOL
i fucking love you ellen!!!!!!!! i didnt know she was such a good comedian. great standup... i laughed for a long time.
yeah i saw that! but the ending is so sweet i cried.
LOL!! the sleep thinking bit.. money in the pants money in the pants.. hahaha i do that too at night.. lol all the chain of of thoughts..
Ellen has the power making people feel good by laughing about themselfs.
When i watch her standup's, i start feeling better. :)
God she is so right about the sleeping thoughts
Omg she is so funny.
I love Ellen
looooooooooooooooove u ellen ..that is so funny >>the one with the car thing
me and my friend on this chat when somebody leaves or doesnt come we say "are they afraid of whispering pine??" its fun
I love Ellen!
"and some rolling papers..."
yesss, who knew?
"UR IT, DEN RUN AWAY " LMAO
ive actually tried that arm thingie haha freakin weiiird haha totally love this lady :D
and then it hits me "you're out of rum"!
She's pretty good. I need to find more.
hahah! "it hit me: you're outta rum"
Thanks for doing these vids!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE HER.. LOOOL..
LOL!!!
"please be compassionate you idot." haha
"except for the harness, I bought a harness"... :-D
ahaha! i love the 'sleeping' part :P I'm awake watching youtube videos right now. lol. i can't go to sleep :/
"Giant olive. What?!"
Hahaha xD
this is hilarious!! I love her!!
Love her.
lol love you so much ellen
"I like grapes." that was funny
Lol when the songs start for me..I subconsciously sing the song...ugh sleeping is so hard :(
OMG! I thought I was the only one that went through all that process at sleep!!! :-)
whispering pine lol so hard
giant olive..wdf?
youre it!!! and just run away haha
omg thats sounds just like me before i go to sleep!
And the harness. With Linda.
haha her voice makes the jokes ten times funnier :p
She cracks me up
WHISPERING PINE
so fucking true, i mean the sleeping parts, really, the weird thoughts just pop into your head, and u jsut keep reminding yourself to do this and that
so hilarious! i love ellen! :)))
go Ellen GO!!!