Teachers, what is the CRINGIEST thing you've seen a Student do? - Reddit Podcast

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  • @johansmith4764
    @johansmith4764 Před rokem +3287

    That IT dude in the first one handled it so good.

  • @skibopmdada1152
    @skibopmdada1152 Před rokem +1730

    Dude in story one is an absolute G. he had a chance to embarrass the kid and he didnt

  • @collinsmuerte
    @collinsmuerte Před rokem +633

    I said Orgasm instead of Organism in Bio lmaooo My teacher thought I was joking and she was pissed at first, until she could clearly see I was confused at why she was mad. Then she started laughing lmfaooo

    • @Speed_198mph
      @Speed_198mph Před rokem +27

      This happened to me like 3 years ago in 7th grade😅

    • @j3wos
      @j3wos Před rokem +20

      something similar happened to me, instead of saying germs i said an other word that had an erotic sense: i was confused while the teacher was laughing hard

    • @-solar-system-4
      @-solar-system-4 Před rokem +8

      Omg. This dude I knew did that exact thing in my 7th grade. And the teacher and kids corrected him and just went on reading.

    • @scarlettlopez6627
      @scarlettlopez6627 Před rokem +1

      This happened to me but in reverse she Was a sub and everyone started laughing but I did not know why. I know now tho

    • @serenity-studios8217
      @serenity-studios8217 Před rokem +11

      Same thing happened to a girl in 6th grade, teacher said 'We'll learn about that later'

  • @kingjacob101
    @kingjacob101 Před rokem +929

    "YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE THE PUDDIN' OUT OF IT" is the new official quote of the year

    • @aguacateflowww
      @aguacateflowww Před rokem +35

      12:47 😭😭

    • @charlesdirt9736
      @charlesdirt9736 Před rokem +34

      play that part at 0.25 speed. You will not regret it.

    • @MrMega1423
      @MrMega1423 Před rokem +14

      @@charlesdirt9736 OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING

    • @OversizedSausage
      @OversizedSausage Před rokem +14

      @@charlesdirt9736 worst thing ive heard in a long while

    • @ryanh1376
      @ryanh1376 Před rokem +6

      I forgot how much fun I had reading that 😂

  • @unnamed_idi0t
    @unnamed_idi0t Před rokem +344

    "WHY CAN'T MIDDLE SCHOOLER BE NORMAL?" I have a friend who got suspended for cursing people out and making threats over the middle school musical not being Shrek lmao

    • @atlassolid5946
      @atlassolid5946 Před rokem +13

      that had to have been in 2017 or smth

    • @real_gay_bowser
      @real_gay_bowser Před rokem +10

      What? That isn’t normal?

    • @_Toe_Tickling_Bandit_
      @_Toe_Tickling_Bandit_ Před rokem +15

      The Shrek part is very understandable

    • @JackieOwl94
      @JackieOwl94 Před rokem +10

      Middle schoolers being themselves was why I signed up for elementary education and swore off middle schoolers for life.
      I’d say the second cringiest, but funniest, group is the preschoolers. One put his hand on my chest and asked me where the nipple was because he was hungry.
      I had no kids and didn’t know how to react.

    • @randomshorts6862
      @randomshorts6862 Před 9 měsíci

      Because horny teenagers lol 😂😅😂 😆 🤣

  • @ZacharyRodriguezVlogs
    @ZacharyRodriguezVlogs Před rokem +2169

    Not a teacher, but I was the cringy student. In high school I was obsessed with My Little Pony, to the point where I made my own religion where I accepted Princess Celestia as my saviour. That memory hadn't resurfaced until I found my old books that I made for a book project in my English class, and now that memory will haunt me for the rest of my life.

    • @Jeff2012WOWyay
      @Jeff2012WOWyay Před rokem +210

      It’s okay to be cringe! Your fine! The only illegal cringe is the ones that go more too far.

    • @ZacharyRodriguezVlogs
      @ZacharyRodriguezVlogs Před rokem +62

      @@Jeff2012WOWyay - Fair enough.

    • @SubnautiDiver
      @SubnautiDiver Před rokem +157

      burn the book, delete the comment. they are coming, we only have a few hours.

    • @lancemarshall5170
      @lancemarshall5170 Před rokem +50

      If it makes you feel any better I was Vice President of our Brony club that shared similar sentiments. Highschool, am I right ? Lol

    • @goofball5182
      @goofball5182 Před rokem

      *sniff sniff* hmmm, smells like *H E R E S E Y*

  • @tarothegreatandterrible2314

    The “YA GOTTA SQUEEEEEZZEEE THE PUDDIN OUT OF IT” absolutely floored me 😂😂😂. Caught me way off guard

  • @cormacmirshak2988
    @cormacmirshak2988 Před rokem +380

    The mom “DANG IT JENNEFER NOT THIS AGAIN” I was laughing out of my seat!

  • @Moonorchidwolf
    @Moonorchidwolf Před rokem +263

    I feel so bad for swimsuit girl in the last story. I doubt "she forgot" about the school uniform; more likely her parents forgot/never bought one. Why she got detention for something her parents were supposed to take care of is beyond me.

    • @gwendalynnehoback6053
      @gwendalynnehoback6053 Před rokem +31

      Personally I am over weight and I never fit to clothes from school unles they were adult sizes so I bet the school bathing suit just didn’t fit her and she had bring one

    • @nancysmith2874
      @nancysmith2874 Před 10 měsíci +5

      When I was in high school gym, we were kinda poor I remember a comment made by a woman about my bra being yellowish. I was so embarrassed. However most of my clothes were hand me downs

    • @Ok_Sorbet-824
      @Ok_Sorbet-824 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Not sure why an adult would feel compelled to comment on a child’s undergarments in that situation. That’s wild. I’m sorry you went through that.

    • @espwahgr
      @espwahgr Před 8 měsíci +1

      It is your job to wear a school uniform. The only exception I'll make is for locked-in syndrome peeps because they can't do literally anything.

  • @IBE0n3
    @IBE0n3 Před rokem +149

    The person in Story #1 was an absolute good person. Had a chance to expell a student, but decided not to because of his own opinions

    • @danaa-
      @danaa- Před 6 měsíci

      protecting curious teens from religious fruitcakes. that magnificent goddamn bastard. hope the lad has a good teaching career.

  • @smoothesttrumpet7932
    @smoothesttrumpet7932 Před rokem +199

    One of my cringiest moments was when I was in class making references to random videos or clips of The Office (this isn’t even the worst part yet) and I notice someone walk in and turn around and say
    “Greetings, inferiors.”
    It ended up being the school’s IT tech team, which the 4 were black. And I was the kid with the whitest attitude at the time too. Everyone looked at me with disgust as I profusely apologized but was met with silence. I never spoke again and became the quietest kid after that out of pure shame. This happened 5 years ago but it still haunts me to this day lmao.

    • @atlassolid5946
      @atlassolid5946 Před rokem +27

      man. i genuinely cant think of a way you could've spun that to save face. you might've been the unluckiest human being at that moment.

    • @smoothesttrumpet7932
      @smoothesttrumpet7932 Před rokem +9

      @@atlassolid5946 lmaoooo I don’t think I could’ve even saved myself, but it at least made me think more on my actions before acting on impulse

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 Před rokem

      Wdym "whitest attitude" like you liked to brunch and pay people to do things you could do yourself?

    • @smoothesttrumpet7932
      @smoothesttrumpet7932 Před rokem +3

      @@fairy5668 Kinda lmao on the pay other people to do stuff, but I say that bc I was obnoxious. Struggled to bond with people bc of it. This def helped me change lolll

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 Před rokem +6

      💀💀💀

  • @EspeciallyBadAtMath
    @EspeciallyBadAtMath Před rokem +71

    “ YOU GOTTA SQUEEEEEZE THE PUDDING OUT OF IT “ was funny as hell

  • @arandomgamer9317
    @arandomgamer9317 Před rokem +220

    Oh god my school was like the school of cringe. We had a kid that would run out of class to bark in the hallways (he had a really convincing bark tho, I’ll give him that). Wasn’t that bad until one girl decided that she was a cat. When undertale was all big, we had full blown cosplayers come into school wearing their costumes (only a small percentage of them pretended they were the character, thank god). I’m actually best friends with one of them, they quit cosplaying a while ago though. Another friend of mine liked to wear a little wolf ear headband, I wouldn’t exactly call her cringey, but she had no care for what others thought of her, she did what she felt like as long as she wouldn’t get in trouble for it. Gotta respect that.

    • @airsicle7737
      @airsicle7737 Před rokem +4

      Omg I wear wolf ear headbands to school too

    • @proudatheist2042
      @proudatheist2042 Před rokem +6

      Thanks for sharing that. I think Dr. Jordan Peterson is correct in his hypothesis that such behavior is the result of children having screens placed in front of them so often that they don't engage in fantasy play as small children. Even thought your friend's behavior didn't physically hurt anyone....no one has to respect extremely off, extremely out of place behavior.

    • @PussNBootos
      @PussNBootos Před rokem +7

      @@airsicle7737 stop doing it 💀

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom Před rokem

      my school has been plauged by furries but not COVID-19 type plauge nope full on black death type plauge if you get my analogy there are furries everywhere (I don't believe I'm almost year 10)

    • @arandomgamer9317
      @arandomgamer9317 Před rokem

      @@Xeorboom your comment got deleted cuz of CZcams auto censors

  • @SteveElOtaku
    @SteveElOtaku Před rokem +84

    I once had two students profoundly misunderstand the word "versus" in a comparative context and thus was treated to a video of Moses ripping Nelson Mandela's spine out with Mortal Kombat sound effects, dollar store props, and the utmost sincerity, accompanied by a shockingly canon-compliant fanfic.

  • @hellothere42000
    @hellothere42000 Před rokem +840

    Boy: "Mister, I'm not gay, I'm lesbian, I like girls." That hit me like a train.
    edit: thanks for all the likes.

  • @danielnolan8049
    @danielnolan8049 Před rokem +59

    12:47 ,,You gotta squeeze the puddin' out of it!" Lol that voice caught me off guard.

  • @dylan-fnaf1679
    @dylan-fnaf1679 Před rokem +38

    12:48 *"YOU GOTTA SQUEEEEZE THE PUDDIN' OUT OUT OF IT!"*
    Probably the best quote from the video

  • @shitsanddoodles7052
    @shitsanddoodles7052 Před rokem +100

    My English teacher made us do a presentation on our favourite songs and he told us a story of a time he did the same project in a school he used to work in. Basically an emo kid sang part of his chosen song, it was pure sceemo at the top of his lungs. I don’t think my teacher never ever recovered from that.

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 Před rokem +51

    "Gotta squeeze the pudding." That part made me blurt into laughter at work.

    • @304sluvhaze
      @304sluvhaze Před rokem +1

      do you know what game is in the back grawnd

    • @astro6009
      @astro6009 Před rokem +1

      @Ronan Brawner That's Counter Strike: Global Offensive. The map is a custom challenge map and not typical gameplay.

    • @christophernicholascarter6865
      @christophernicholascarter6865 Před rokem +1

      Same here

    • @JackieOwl94
      @JackieOwl94 Před rokem +1

      The dingleberry part made me cackle like an idiot

  • @GalaxRD
    @GalaxRD Před rokem +36

    I have an overflowing amount of respect for the teacher in the first story. Absolute legend.

  • @toffeefeathers
    @toffeefeathers Před rokem +65

    I used to draw pentagrams all over my class binder. I wasn’t even doing it to be edgy, I just liked Supernatural. My teacher asked me if I was a satanist, while charging that he was totally cool with it. High school was wild.

    • @PeteyNoDeletey07
      @PeteyNoDeletey07 Před 10 měsíci +4

      That sounds kinda satanist without context but what gets me is that he was "totally cool with it". Lmao

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 Před 8 měsíci

      The teacher weirds me out more

  • @lizbombplaysXD
    @lizbombplaysXD Před rokem +125

    The worst things for me were:
    1. Eating paper in class. Saw someone do it once, tried it, and decided I liked it and kept doing it for some reason. I knew it was weird and wanted to stop but I didn’t for like a month.
    2. Waiting and doing lead ups before dabbing while the class watched (context: Im autistic. People were dabbing in class and I tried it once and everyone laughed and asked me to do it again. I didn’t understand they were making fun of me and thought I was making people happy so I kept doing it. I was bullied a lot and was just happy to make people laugh. Every time I did it, they’d laugh and cheer and beg me to do it again. Didn’t realize for years.)
    3. We had to do a time capsule thing in 6th grade for 8th grade. Put for 3 questions I wonder about some im14andthisisdeep crap like “what is our exact purpose in this grand universe” and followed it by saying my favorite show was Teen Titans Go
    4. Saying Va-Gine-Uh with a hard G sound in a health class presentation because I was quite sheltered as a kid and hadn’t heard the term.
    5. Telling my history teacher a joke about an escort that I thought was an interesting story about how AI processed requests and would give incorrect locations based on localized names. (Context again: I saw it the night before and asked my “friend” who was actually a huge jerk and just thought it was funny to make up stories to tell me cause I’d believe em what the word escort meant. He got the entire class to convince me an escort was a taxi driver. Screw you Jordan.)

    • @MajinMist603
      @MajinMist603 Před rokem +5

      I also ate paper before ………

    • @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer
    • @Pipkiablo
      @Pipkiablo Před rokem +4

      We had to do those time capsule things too. I put my favorite band was NSYNC, which was hilarious to read when I had a huge personality shift later that year and by the 8th grade I was listening primarily to death metal.

    • @dejus_e
      @dejus_e Před rokem +1

      Did any effects happen due to the paper? I’ve always questioned what paper would do to the body if it was eaten.

    • @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer
      @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer Před rokem

      @@dejus_e You just poop it out. Paper is usually made with some nasty bleach/detergents/inks so it's not a great idea for the most part.

  • @williamafton700
    @williamafton700 Před rokem +20

    The kid who stayed in character all day sounded like an absolute chad.

    • @funnybones98
      @funnybones98 Před rokem +1

      it's the man behind the slaughter :0

  • @skunksnot
    @skunksnot Před rokem +105

    i feel bad for the people just passing a gay fanfic having to start at the teacher reading it.
    i hope they didnt get in trouble tbh

    • @Concombre59
      @Concombre59 Před rokem +5

      I'm in trouble. Cuz i'm a Soldat of the german Kaiserreich and momentan on the Ostfront

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Před rokem +4

      Depends on how detailed it was

    • @godlyrizz
      @godlyrizz Před rokem +2

      That’s weird wtf

    • @skunksnot
      @skunksnot Před rokem

      @@godlyrizz bro imagine telling your parents that you got in trouble for a gay fucking fanfic

    • @spider9254
      @spider9254 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Nah I think they deserved.

  • @paparoysworkshop
    @paparoysworkshop Před rokem +50

    I remember in grade 8 there was one kid who would ask to go to the washroom but really only wanted to go for a smoke. The teacher was on to him so she denied his requests. One day he insisted that he really had to use the washroom this time, but she still refused to believe him. For a while he sat there, then casually got up and retrieved the class garbage can, took it to the back of the room and relieved himself. Got himself expelled for that one.

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 Před rokem +2

      tf? what else was he meant to do

    • @paparoysworkshop
      @paparoysworkshop Před rokem +3

      @@fairy5668 Personally, I think he did it so that 50 years later, I could tell this funny story in the comment section of CZcams. Talk about foresight. 😲

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 Před rokem +3

      @@paparoysworkshop One time I almost peed in my friend's sink and I was like "this would be a story" but I ended up not doing it

    • @paparoysworkshop
      @paparoysworkshop Před rokem +1

      @@fairy5668 😄That's funny... and probably a good thing you did not do it.

    • @carpenterthehivewing
      @carpenterthehivewing Před 8 měsíci

      @@fairy5668it’s a “boy who cried wolf” situation

  • @waffal66
    @waffal66 Před rokem +144

    I was the cringey kid. I wore a black and white wolf tail, and it broke one day. I had to retrace my steps and asked the teacher if anyone had seen it. I got laughed at, lol.

    • @grisheexi7219
      @grisheexi7219 Před rokem +21

      😬😬😬

    • @Name-nw9uj
      @Name-nw9uj Před rokem +7

      you should do what the guy with the lightning says

    • @XxdumdumxX
      @XxdumdumxX Před rokem +2

      @@Name-nw9uj All bc they wear a silly clip on tail or whatever? Its not that big of a deal lmao

    • @miraveta
      @miraveta Před rokem +13

      You do you bro

    • @zoppa_snagltooth682
      @zoppa_snagltooth682 Před rokem +2

      I mean...I could certainly see my furry self doing this. 🤣

  • @keyboardwarrior3702
    @keyboardwarrior3702 Před rokem +25

    I was the cringe queen in High School. But to be fair I was also out of my mind on drugs 24/7. I led the anime club into such a bad reputation that people would ask what club it was and immediately slam the door. We didn't even watch anime most days. It was more like fight club plus gambling, knitting and benign vandalism.

  • @nicoleskorb2244
    @nicoleskorb2244 Před 7 měsíci +7

    The fact he dubbed the story with the kid speaking in a Russian accent, with a Russian accent, is pure comedy gold.

  • @necroslegion6683
    @necroslegion6683 Před rokem +71

    Okay the first one shock me a lot bro I can't stop laughing 🤣

    • @TimmyBurch-sq1eo
      @TimmyBurch-sq1eo Před rokem +5

      @Aten Plays Bro, "She, Her"

    • @tr4uma872
      @tr4uma872 Před rokem

      This reminds me of my school bruh

    • @GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY4
      @GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY4 Před rokem +1

      @@AtenPlays nah just normal behaviour thats fine i hope she figured it out

    • @FlowerEmblem
      @FlowerEmblem Před rokem +2

      @@AtenPlays yaoi is targeted towards girls

    • @FlowerEmblem
      @FlowerEmblem Před rokem +2

      @@AtenPlays Yes and boy's love/yaoi is targeted towards girls. There's a subgenre of yaoi that actually is targeted towards gay guys, it's called bara. Not that people can't have their own individual preferences but that's the majority appeal

  • @BoldActionSkitty
    @BoldActionSkitty Před rokem +9

    I died at "YA GOTTA SQUEEEEEEZE THE PUDDIN OUT OF IT"

  • @NotSoArrogant_Asshole
    @NotSoArrogant_Asshole Před rokem +23

    I feel kinda bad for for the "LEROOOOY JENKIIIIIINS" boy lol
    If that was my class I probably would've laughed ngl

    • @ZakTheBack
      @ZakTheBack Před rokem +1

      If that was my class I would be the one screaming LEROOOOOOOY JEEEEENKIIIIINS and some people would be laughing

    • @StaviKay
      @StaviKay Před rokem +5

      that kid's a chad but doesn't know it

    • @MegaToonzNetwork
      @MegaToonzNetwork Před rokem

      @@StaviKay you have gigachad arms!

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Před rokem

      I would’ve been laughing my ass off unironically

  • @Glammetall
    @Glammetall Před rokem +36

    THE RUSSIAN ACCENT ONE HAD ME IN TEARS

  • @Pipkiablo
    @Pipkiablo Před rokem +452

    The kid who did a report on the history of furries in a fursuit is a legend.

    • @parnellomello
      @parnellomello Před rokem +44

      Me and you have different meanings of legends...

    • @demonicrgc
      @demonicrgc Před rokem

      @@parnellomello you look like a human potato

    • @Baby_Bebbi_The_Fur
      @Baby_Bebbi_The_Fur Před rokem +3

      Agreed 😂

    • @SerialAnkleBiter
      @SerialAnkleBiter Před rokem +18

      Absolute power move.

    • @ericaosborne537
      @ericaosborne537 Před rokem +49

      @@parnellomello Yea seriously That guy was not a legend! I can’t believe anyone would even call him that. What he really was is a Mega Chad ultra legend

  • @keyboard_smasher
    @keyboard_smasher Před rokem +17

    In 3rd grade I didn't know much about drug names. So I saw a meme that was a kid who wrote "meth" instead of "math" and I thought it was a funny way to spell "math". We had a writing prompt about our favorite subject in school. So then I wrote "my favorite subject, meth". My mom got a call.

  • @Gum_underthe_desk
    @Gum_underthe_desk Před rokem +8

    12:47 "YA GOTTA SQUEEZE THE PUDDIN OUT IF IT."

    • @ihavenoname6273
      @ihavenoname6273 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Why do I think that isnt that bad and actually kinda funny

  • @pixer415
    @pixer415 Před rokem +15

    The fact there's kids out there who won't recognize Crocker in the thumbnail is a depressing reminder that I'm getting old.

  • @RaeCharm
    @RaeCharm Před rokem +17

    I worked in a private instruction company. One day, I had four kids try to eat paper to get out of doing work. The oldest was 13 and insisted I’d give her a prize for her eating her paper. I want to say I wasn’t amused, but I’m not that mature. I reassured her that she would not be rewarded for eating her paper, but she kept trying to. It was a pretty funny nightmare day.

  • @SupaGamersAlt
    @SupaGamersAlt Před 9 měsíci +3

    The kid in Story 27 (11:01) honestly had balls of steel, I would PAY to watch that in the middle of a boring-ass school day.

  • @the.floofinator
    @the.floofinator Před rokem +14

    I’m in my sophomore year rn and a few weeks ago this girl and her friend were singing welcome to the internet by Bo burnham LOUDLY while everyone was quiet during class. It’s like 9:00am and my teacher tried giving hints that they should quiet down but they kept ignoring her until finally she had to make some announcement and went WELL you guys sure like bo burnham! The same girl laughed awkwardly and started naming people she knew died of cancer when my English teacher revealed she’d be on medical leave this semester due to recently being diagnosed with breast cancer. Last year, my English teacher was praising another girl who was pretty quiet and shy for a good performance in a school play when this girl interrupted and started saying how and why she went to go see the play, completely ruining this girls moment. Her friend said I forgor loudly as a quirky joke when my English teacher asked to name some founding fathers. She didn’t even call on her and she had to say this bruh. They are the kind of friend group is very clearly “chronically online” and it’s horrible. Like dudes! Keep online and irl separate like the rest of us!

  • @Sponder31
    @Sponder31 Před rokem +21

    "Squidward screwing Spongebob" Hold up wait a minute💀6:34

  • @justsomeguywithagoatee8337

    *"YOU GOTTA SQUEEEEZE THE PUDDIN' OUT OUT OF IT!"* 12:40
    Had me in tears.

  • @WolfHeartMedia
    @WolfHeartMedia Před rokem +29

    i wore my fursuit and nekomimi ears and tail at school many times and I loved it and the people around me liked it too, I don't care if other people think its weird, they're just missing out

  • @KhadaJhin04
    @KhadaJhin04 Před rokem +31

    Just happened the other day, I was asking students to give me a list of beverages, and this student, likely memeing raised his hand and said, kakanat milk, if you don't know it's actually a tiktoker who does cringe videos making terrible drinks and the way she spells coconut is the cherry on top...I had to physically restrain myself from making a sour face because that's how much cringe and second hand embarrassment went through my body, the student knew I knew, and I just continued with my lesson. Ahh the woes of being a teacher.

    • @NightMeteor21
      @NightMeteor21 Před rokem +1

      Hey at least it's better than this one kid that was in my class in middle school who snorted eraser shavings and I think hot cheetos or something that was spicy

  • @PenleyIsLost
    @PenleyIsLost Před rokem +28

    I’m lucky that the middle school I got to doesn’t have kids near as bad as this, but I’m saying this as the kid who once stole the teachers answer sheet, cheated on a test, and then proceeded to eat it all while the teacher was looking for it

  • @CasualLemmonJuice
    @CasualLemmonJuice Před rokem +22

    12:39 I laughed so hard at this I honestly want to do that if the situation ever comes up

  • @VeryOldCheese29Handle
    @VeryOldCheese29Handle Před rokem +15

    I'm not a teacher but there was this weird situation that I was in that you could call cringy.
    There was a boy who was 2 years younger than me who was being annoying. So being the reasonable child I was back then, I took is shoes and started running away from me. I think he still has a grudge.

  • @Doggypaddle8
    @Doggypaddle8 Před rokem +9

    I was told this story from some1 else. His wife taught AP English and she was a very attractive woman. One of the boys wrote her a 2 pg love letter and turned it in as an assignment. She graded it and gave it back. Poor boy got a C on his love note.

  • @Dakota_The_Apollo_Kid
    @Dakota_The_Apollo_Kid Před rokem +23

    4:29 the kid is defenitly a fanfic writer. Not ao3, probably wattpad

  • @brett8259
    @brett8259 Před rokem +3

    "How to prank call...What is Miley Cyrus' phone number?" I am scream laughing

  • @Elvenpath
    @Elvenpath Před rokem +9

    One class I substituted in had made a deal with their teacher that on long days they could bring a snack and eat it during a specific recess. One boy brought in a pack of noodles. He didn't make it. He took a bite out of the dry noodle sheet and then proceeded to snort the chili powder pack that came with it. The kid started screaming and ran to the sink to snort water. At that point I had to drag him away from the sink before he could do it and tell him to stop being an idiot. I sent him to the nurse and didn't see him for the rest of the day.

  • @thatuberrican8745
    @thatuberrican8745 Před rokem +2

    “You gotta squeeeeezze the pudding out of it!”…😂😂😂😂😂💀.

  • @kaitlinklassen6527
    @kaitlinklassen6527 Před rokem +4

    Story #44: I don’t see how this could possibly be the girl’s fault. Middle schoolers aren’t responsible for purchasing their swimsuits, their parents are. It doesn’t matter how many reminders you send home with the kid, she cant force her parents to do anything they don’t feel like doing.
    Jesus christ!! This reminds me of when I was in middle school and I spent two years squinting at the whiteboard while my teachers harassed me about getting glasses as though I was the one responsible for convincing my mom to shell out upwards of three hundred dollars on me.
    Like dude, I’m a kid. I don’t know what authority it is exactly that you think I have at home.

  • @rebeccasucces4550
    @rebeccasucces4550 Před rokem +21

    18:00 that line never gets old hahaha

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 Před rokem +7

    The kid who said he was Lesbian over a coloring she’s is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard, especially as someone who’s thought a similar thing before.

  • @phantomstar9406
    @phantomstar9406 Před rokem +18

    1:17 that’s honestly a good teacher to have 💀💀💀.

    • @chazzywaz
      @chazzywaz Před 7 měsíci +2

      Ye but they should do it at home or another place

  • @mrsnuffles2320
    @mrsnuffles2320 Před rokem +7

    12:48 is proof that the text to speech voice is inferior to live talking

  • @Cinemace81
    @Cinemace81 Před rokem +16

    11:01
    Dude, that kid is terrific. That teacher took it great too. I love this one!

  • @Z3N1TY0
    @Z3N1TY0 Před rokem +3

    2:03 12:48
    good sir suddenly became a cartoon villain💀

    • @Z3N1TY0
      @Z3N1TY0 Před rokem +2

      extra
      14:13
      today. actually less than 12 hours ago

  • @PepperoniMilkshake
    @PepperoniMilkshake Před rokem +3

    12:46 That delivery was mm **chef kiss 👌🏼**

    • @MURDERPILLOW.
      @MURDERPILLOW. Před rokem

      Y'GOTTA SQUEEEEEEEEEEZE THE PUDDIN OUT OF IT

  • @jensonhendrix5223
    @jensonhendrix5223 Před rokem +11

    Respect to the first guy

  • @m_fox-8281
    @m_fox-8281 Před rokem +7

    Back in Highschool, I used to like going by "The Fox" because I really like them (As you can see from my username). I wasn't a furry or anything, I just thought it was a "cool" way to stand out. My highschool persona was beyond cringy, and I want to die every time those memories are brought back to light

  • @MagikalKrabical
    @MagikalKrabical Před rokem +10

    aw hell naw story 38 (16:30) is a fucking villain arc

  • @AxOfCruelty
    @AxOfCruelty Před rokem +3

    “YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE THE PUDDING OUT OF IT”

  • @charlesdirt9736
    @charlesdirt9736 Před rokem +6

    okay i'm for real crying with laughter from the rat one thast will forever be in my head

  • @timothymoore8619
    @timothymoore8619 Před rokem +9

    On the opposite end of the spectrum I caught a teacher several times pretty obviously checking out girls between 6th and 12th grade (alternative school for the expelled, and he was in his fifties) I asked him one day when no one was around if he liked what he saw, after a few moments of stuttering and mumbling he just awkwardly smiled and said "I don't know what you mean" then asked how my day is going

  • @casualyt345
    @casualyt345 Před rokem +16

    13:07 that kid is going places man

  • @Dooberfan411
    @Dooberfan411 Před rokem +1

    YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE THE PUDDIN' OUT OF IT had me dead

  • @adamhernandez7183
    @adamhernandez7183 Před rokem +6

    (To story #33) Oh please, kids crawling around on the floor acting like idiots was normal when I went to school!

  • @ChipDrewPog
    @ChipDrewPog Před rokem +5

    12:47 suddenly professional voice acting wtf
    then immediately goes back as if nothin happened

  • @AddomGaming
    @AddomGaming Před rokem +8

    The guy in the first story is a legend

  • @bridgetbrennan6615
    @bridgetbrennan6615 Před rokem +4

    My senior year in high school, I brought a baked potato to class, looked my theatre teacher dead in the eye, and ate it like an apple. I didn’t have a lot to do during high school.

  • @The_Official_Goblin
    @The_Official_Goblin Před 10 měsíci +1

    "YOU GOTTA SQUEEEEEZE THHE PUDDIN' OUT OF IT" was the funnyist shit i've ever heard!

  • @charmyzard
    @charmyzard Před rokem +3

    The 12:47 acting is simply sublime. Ever thought about doing dub jobs?

  • @yoyohayli
    @yoyohayli Před rokem +14

    I was the kid many times.
    One that will forever haunt me is when I was in elementary school (maybe 1st grade? Kindergarten?) and my class was on a field trip to some place where we had nurses come and give us lessons on various medical topics like x-rays, drawing blood, getting shots, etc. Well, when they were showing us x-ray examples and how they worked, I raised my hand, was called on, and blurted out, "what happens when you take an xray right down here?" and I motioned to my nether regions. Immediately, my brain asked me "wtf did you just ask that for?" and I turned beet red as everyone started giggling, the speaker was stammering, and the teacher grabbed my arm to drag me to the corner. She told me to just stop talking lol

    • @schrodingerskatze4308
      @schrodingerskatze4308 Před rokem +6

      Honestly that's not even really a bad question for a child to ask, only a bit awkward.

    • @yoyohayli
      @yoyohayli Před rokem +2

      @@schrodingerskatze4308 That moment haunts me more than 20 years later lol

    • @schrodingerskatze4308
      @schrodingerskatze4308 Před rokem +2

      @@yoyohayli That's understandable

  • @perfecttaxevasion9696
    @perfecttaxevasion9696 Před rokem +18

    1:02 what a chad

  • @professorrafaelrodrigues219

    I am going to start to work as a teacher soon and I can only pray to have the crisis management ability that the guy with the student on her period has.

  • @silly.guy420
    @silly.guy420 Před rokem +8

    This didn’t happen to me but it happened to my younger sister. She’s in middle school (7th grade) and I swear, ever since I left middle, the kids that follow get weirder and weirder. So, I’m sure many people are familiar with the character Eddie Munson from the newest season of stranger things. He gained a lot of popularity to the point that it was honestly annoying. So one day, at the very beginning of my little sisters school year, she was eating lunch in the cafeteria. Now if you’ve watched stranger things you know that the one of Eddie Munsons most notable scenes in stranger things was him at lunch standing on the table whilst being confronted by one of the students, Jason, who doesn’t like him. So as my sister is minding her business, this girl who is dressed in the notorious Hellfire shirt from the show stands up on her chair and recites the scene. I don’t know what she thought was going to happen but once she finished everyone was silent, taken aback by what had just happened before bursting into laughter. Needless to say she no one will forget that moment and although I wasn’t there writing this has caused me to cringe internally.

  • @scavengingcrow3498
    @scavengingcrow3498 Před rokem +23

    4:34 future wattpad/AO3 writer

  • @girth_goblin
    @girth_goblin Před rokem +2

    Not a teacher but I’m a part time coach. One time a kid went up to this girl and said “are you a booger, because I pick you”. I just pretended I didn’t hear it

  • @hankjwimbleton6035
    @hankjwimbleton6035 Před 9 měsíci +1

    16:12 BRO YOU BREAKING CHARACTER AFTER READING THE MOST DIABOLICAL SCHOOL STORY I’VE EVER HEARD WAS SO HILARIOUS TO ME LOL! 🤣

  • @_SYDGAMING_
    @_SYDGAMING_ Před rokem +9

    1:39 damn that's so mean. Them roses would have cost that kid a fortune.

  • @prim4752
    @prim4752 Před rokem +4

    For me the cringiest thing I saw was my class was playing a game where we had to set our username and this one kid named himself “HARDERDADDY”. He got banned from the game.

  • @IEaTDirt1234
    @IEaTDirt1234 Před rokem +17

    3:24 R/confidentlyincorrect

  • @angelwatcher374
    @angelwatcher374 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I work at a place that’s designed to hire adults with developmental disabilities. One day we had an intern, now employee, that I was training to work there, eventually. While he was still there, my boss walked over with the tiniest screw I had ever seen at the time. The intern wanted to see it so I handed it to him. He then proceeded to swallow it. My boss and I were dumbfounded. I, of course, told his mom who became quite angry and made him apologize to my boss and me the next time he came in.

  • @zaza2o
    @zaza2o Před rokem +17

    10:47 bro sounds like gru from dispicable me 💀

  • @SakugaAsu
    @SakugaAsu Před rokem +5

    12:20 HE WAS INTO FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GOATED ANIME

  • @MrGreytones
    @MrGreytones Před rokem +11

    7:52 "crungy" very much indeed

  • @TATEFAN_NUMBER_2
    @TATEFAN_NUMBER_2 Před rokem +4

    6:29 in reality, there weren't any members in the books before, the kids all drew them while the class was going on as a large elaborate prank

  • @standard-carrier-wo-chan

    18:22 they can get away with it precisely because they're jocks with decent social standing. In the others's eyes they're just doing their own thing, like an inside joke no one else is supposed to know, and it's not weird because, again, they're jocks, which means harrassing them is most likely more trouble than its worth.

  • @heedfoo6780
    @heedfoo6780 Před rokem +3

    I remember how I used to be the "cringe kid" to others and I'd constantly be made fun of for my weird behaviours.. It turned out to be autism multiple years later lmao ☠

    • @heedfoo6780
      @heedfoo6780 Před rokem +2

      I didn't even do THAT weird things I was just not able to comprehend what was appropriate for social situations like laughing at the wrong time or saying something that could make people upset without realising lol

    • @mew976
      @mew976 Před rokem +1

      @@heedfoo6780 bro same bro I'm going thru it

    • @RubenJavierTovarEsparza
      @RubenJavierTovarEsparza Před 21 dnem +2

      ​@@heedfoo6780Although it wasn't in middle school, I remember once getting suspended in kindergarten for hugging and kissing all the students in my class too aggressively. I remember forcing myself onto a random kid at the back of the bus later that year. Probably because I also have autism [although my mother denies it because she thinks that autism = deafness].

  • @levi0sahhh373
    @levi0sahhh373 Před rokem +1

    “who was pulling a carrie” 🤣

  • @dionysischantzopoulos
    @dionysischantzopoulos Před 9 měsíci +1

    The first guy is an absolute Chad. Thank you for being like this.

  • @The_Official_Pepsi
    @The_Official_Pepsi Před rokem +13

    3:45 mark Zuckerberg describing his kids

  • @TheLateGamerGod
    @TheLateGamerGod Před 3 měsíci +4

    1:10 gigachad of the year

  • @demetriusdragon3301
    @demetriusdragon3301 Před rokem +18

    The part where you scream about how come Middle Schoolers can never be normal reminded me of something. So this was basically a huge misunderstanding. But yeah so there was a group of kids that would call me a name that isn't my Legal Name. Which made my furious. But then they kept on saying kitty soup. (Road kill cat made into soup.) Me being an huge animal lover was repulsed greatly by this. It didn't help that because I was so timid back then that I didn't confront them. So they keep saying it for like 3-4 years. One day I finally snapped. And I slapped one of the kids across the face. Of cause Teacher Aid only seen me slap him. (This was the only time I ever harmed any of my Classmates. Used to fight with my Brother alot.) Not the argument before hand. Also I wanted to murder one of the kids. Now days I'm mostly a Pacifist and a Hippie. I'm also learning how to handle conflict better and control my Anxiety better.

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Před rokem

      I’ve had similar things happen to me before, and I can safely say for some fucking reason teachers always make up excuses to get you in trouble instead of the actual person causing the problem.

  • @mariomaniac581
    @mariomaniac581 Před 7 měsíci +1

    In one of the many elementary schools i've went to, there was this girl 100% convinced she was a vampire. She was nice enough, we hung out sometimes but 9 year old me was on the edge of believing her, and she kinda freaked me out lmao

  • @NinjasKill123
    @NinjasKill123 Před rokem +10

    3:04 This kid knows the truth. So young.

  • @xnectar7696
    @xnectar7696 Před rokem +3

    Can use all agree we all laughed when he said you got a squeeze the pollen out of it😂

  • @charizardking1274
    @charizardking1274 Před 6 dny

    12:47 I’m dying from how he said “YOU GOTTA SQUEEEEZE THE PUDDIN’ OUT OF IT”

  • @coolshampoobottle
    @coolshampoobottle Před 10 měsíci +1

    4:43 not only does someone do this in my class, but they also yell go DUR DUR DUR in class, and go GAWK GAWK GAWK OOOO SO YUMMY