Unarmed vs. "Sword" Defense Gone... Right?

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  • čas přidán 12. 03. 2024
  • Generally defending against an armed attack is daunting, and most unarmed self-defense techniques against weapons (improvised or otherwise) are highly risky at best, and catastrophically doomed to fail at worst. This is a rare example where it actually worked.
    Largely due to the attacker being an idiot who swung a trashy mallninja wallhanger like a baseball bat. The security guard at the hospital where it happened managed to take the scumbag lunatic down and prevent him from threatening anyone else.
    The news story, from Brazil (Portugese original and Google translation to English):
    www.metropoles.com/brasil/vid...
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    Sword Against Bat / Maglite / Crowbar? (Home Intruder)
    • Sword Against Bat / Ma...
    Would Historical Martial Arts be Useful in Modern Self-Defense?
    • Would Historical Marti...
    SICKLE vs. SWORD... It's Intense.
    • SICKLE vs. SWORD... It...
    The Most Irresponsible Sword Incident I've Ever Seen
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  • @Skallagrim
    @Skallagrim  Před 2 měsíci +2308

    A few commenters have pointed out that it was not an actual sword but a sharpened piece of bamboo. I would never have guessed that... it looked like metal (or at least metallic paint) to me. That makes a lot more sense, so thanks for the clarification!

    • @IIIAnchani
      @IIIAnchani Před 2 měsíci +213

      That is simultaneously the most comedic, weird and calming twist that could have ever happened. But then again, how about a video on the cutting capabilities of sharpened bamboo? That'd be quite interesting to go on a deep dive on, and I'm pretty sure it'd make great content to see some cutting tests done with a sharpened piece of bamboo :)

    • @seabass5892
      @seabass5892 Před 2 měsíci +82

      Sounds like a magic weapon from D&D. Starts as a dagger, but over the course of a few weeks, it turns into a greatsword!

    • @drive_6665
      @drive_6665 Před 2 měsíci +44

      That's even worse than a shitty sword LOL

    • @Offbeaten
      @Offbeaten Před 2 měsíci +115

      He didn't fold the bamboo enough times.

    • @sebcw1204
      @sebcw1204 Před 2 měsíci +31

      @@IIIAnchani i think bamboo is better as a spear.

  • @arthurcaron7453
    @arthurcaron7453 Před 2 měsíci +3045

    The "sword" in the hospital attack is not actually a sword. It's a thin slice of bamboo sharpened. If you put in slow motion you can actually see the "katana" shattering when it hits the arm of the guard. Brazilian self defense channel "Núcleo Dharma" made a good video clarifying this incident

    • @endelvor7489
      @endelvor7489 Před 2 měsíci +133

      Yes Nucleo Dharma is a great channel about self defense

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  Před 2 měsíci +820

      Huh, that's not what I expected. It looks like metal in the footage. Thanks for the info!

    • @foxmcqwerty608
      @foxmcqwerty608 Před 2 měsíci +441

      @@Skallagrim just goes to show you that security camera footage is of really terrible quality, eh?

    • @outsideiskrrtinsideihurt699
      @outsideiskrrtinsideihurt699 Před 2 měsíci +18

      Coincidentally just saw that vid before this one lol

    • @Leftyotism
      @Leftyotism Před 2 měsíci +8

      Aww you beat me to it! Well done!

  • @CreepyMF
    @CreepyMF Před 2 měsíci +512

    That security guard deserves a raise.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  Před 2 měsíci +129

      He really does.

    • @clauro6153
      @clauro6153 Před 2 měsíci +94

      I'm Brazilian and thats is a public hospital.He has more chance to be U.S. president than get the raise.. At least they wil treat him as a superhero

    • @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive
      @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive Před 2 měsíci +1

      or a sanity test. He might just be insane as no sane person walks into a sword and thinks they will live.

    • @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive
      @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive Před 2 měsíci

      @@Skallagrim for being suicidal?

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 Před 2 měsíci +54

      ​@@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alivecoward. Thats what you are. That simple.
      The mans job is to protect the people in the hospital.
      Yes its dangerous but if he wasnt "suicidal"(as you call it. Suicide is pointless this is courage) thered be no one to protect the rest.
      Also he didnt walk into anything he was attacked

  • @MephistoMoreira
    @MephistoMoreira Před 2 měsíci +903

    i'm from brazil - that was not a sword. It was a wooden 'sword" - made out of bamboo - you can see it shatter if you look closely

    • @Leftyotism
      @Leftyotism Před 2 měsíci +10

      In the video Skall points out to it splitting.

    • @DanielMWJ
      @DanielMWJ Před 2 měsíci +56

      Nah. It was totally a sword. An old man said that "It's dangerous to go alone, take this!" and gave it to him.

    • @Leftyotism
      @Leftyotism Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@DanielMWJA sword made of bamboo and made look swordy. : >

    • @wellgaroa
      @wellgaroa Před 2 měsíci +6

      Hey mano from the quebrada, I'm also from Br
      That just looks like two sticks even from the start

    • @pandafox94
      @pandafox94 Před 2 měsíci +7

      I'm from south Africa - that was not a sword. It was a wooden 'sword" - made out of bamboo - you can see it shatter if you look closely

  • @raservesthedinner7620
    @raservesthedinner7620 Před 2 měsíci +958

    02:54 I love the "Summon wife in case you need weapon identification" moment

    • @freakfilicon
      @freakfilicon Před 2 měsíci +72

      it's actually a simple spell, all you need is a single component - wife

    • @marcusfridh8489
      @marcusfridh8489 Před 2 měsíci +53

      ​@@freakfiliconclearification, a wife with the same nerdy intrests in swords as yourself.

    • @Neuttah
      @Neuttah Před 2 měsíci +32

      ​@@marcusfridh8489
      That's already a recommended optimisation when making one of those anyway.

    • @TheDrew718
      @TheDrew718 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Kindred spirits

    • @tomekk503
      @tomekk503 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Bamboo other said it, bamboo stick would be much harder

  • @youremakingprogress144
    @youremakingprogress144 Před 2 měsíci +239

    "The useless mall ninja trash that should never have been made - and also the sword" had me laughing my ass off. Too true.

    • @billfred9411
      @billfred9411 Před 2 měsíci +7

      It's not even mall ninja quality. Mall Ninja will still at least be made out of cheap metal. This guy was just holding bamboo shaped to look like a sword.

  • @margaretwordnerd5210
    @margaretwordnerd5210 Před 2 měsíci +482

    True story I know from a former hospital security guard who used rattan swords in the SCA. Another guard used to mock him for being a nerd fighting with toy swords, until the night those skills mattered. A guy too jacked up on something to experience pain or fear grabbed a scalpel and was going for anyone in reach. The nerd-hating guard plunged in fast, lost his baton and was cut a bit. The nerd came *almost* within reach of Scalpel, moving aggressively to draw his attention from the nurses. Nerd yelled "HEY", tossed his keys just to the left of Scalpel, and brought up his baton in a rising snap that tapped the back of Scalpel's head hard enough to make him drop the blade and be cuffed without serious damage to Scalpel or anyone present. Sometimes sword or staff skills are useful.✌🖖

    • @jaxelt1
      @jaxelt1 Před 2 měsíci +77

      As an SCA fighter myself, I can confirm that taking a headshot from someone trained with rattan swords would be pretty much lights out without a helmet, lol. They train you to strike HARD. I got tapped on the ass once and had a huge deep-purple bruise for a week. I can't imagine getting your bell rung without a proper helmet.

    • @michaelderner1995
      @michaelderner1995 Před 2 měsíci +23

      I like to imagine he looked at the other guard engaged with the scalpel dude and just thought “flanking bonus” and went for it.

    • @huwhitecavebeast1972
      @huwhitecavebeast1972 Před 2 měsíci +6

      What is the SCA?

    • @ericwilliams1659
      @ericwilliams1659 Před 2 měsíci +26

      ​@huwhitecavebeast1972 Society for creative anachronism.
      Think larping but with more historical accuracy.
      Or a ren fair but no one is a proformer or customer and everyone is expected to participate.
      Also 1 to 2 week long events with up to 10k people gathering.

    • @moonasha
      @moonasha Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@huwhitecavebeast1972 "Pennsic War" on wikipedia, that'll tell you all you need to know

  • @GabrielfoBR
    @GabrielfoBR Před 2 měsíci +420

    I'm Brazilian. The weapon used in the second article is what we call a "terçado", it's basically just a large machete with some kind of cord aroung the grip (I own one that I use to cut waterbottles since I still don't have a sharp sword). Yeah, they have nothing to do with a katana, just the writers being dumb.
    I have no idea what the first weapon was tho.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  Před 2 měsíci +110

      Thanks for the clarification!

    • @Leftyotism
      @Leftyotism Před 2 měsíci +42

      The dude in the video named 'Ataque com Espada em Hospital na Bahia! Segurança defende no BRAÇO!' says it was a bamboo sword.

    • @NDOhioan
      @NDOhioan Před 2 měsíci +2

      If google images are anything to go by, it's got a fairly common Bush/Latin-style blade, right?

    • @LeyvatenLoop
      @LeyvatenLoop Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@LeftyotismHe was talking about the second article, the one at 6:59, not the first.

    • @drunkslaver
      @drunkslaver Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@LeyvatenLoop Yes, and if you had read the rest of his comment then you would know that Gabriel didn't know about the weapon in the first article and lefty was clarifying.

  • @SuperLemonfish
    @SuperLemonfish Před 2 měsíci +311

    gotta say, out of context, the frame of the gaurd just somewhat casually blocking and shattering a sword on his arm, (before inevitably beating the crap out of the attacker) is an awesome anime moment for sure. he should get that framed and put on his resume XD

    • @ToxicAudri
      @ToxicAudri Před 2 měsíci +43

      Future employeer: So what do you have to offer?
      Security guy: I got into a fight with someone who was armed with a sword and won.
      FE: YOU'RE HIRED!

    • @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive
      @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive Před 2 měsíci +3

      I wouldnt tell ANYONE that I was so low IQ I thought my arm would beat a sword, regardless of how lucky I was. Imagine if it was a real sword. Dude would be in 3 pieces rn.

    • @Gambit17
      @Gambit17 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Clearly the swordsman didn't have his resolve. (Bleach reference for those who don't get it)

    • @codbeast914
      @codbeast914 Před 2 měsíci +20

      ​@@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive what was he supposed to do let it hit his torso . You block with your arms it was his best move not a good move but the only one he could really take while defending the people inside the hospital. Depending on the sword and who swings it .ya I might get unlucky and lose my arm or get lucky and not even get cut flat sides exist .

    • @codbeast914
      @codbeast914 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alivere watch 4:40 to 5:00

  • @shamefulbrainbot4742
    @shamefulbrainbot4742 Před 2 měsíci +776

    He's a monk so a sword would have never get through his iron skin

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Před 2 měsíci +70

      It is important to pick the right subclass for the foes you are anticipating facing.

    • @freakfilicon
      @freakfilicon Před 2 měsíci +15

      scaled fist ftw, I think he gets an elemental breath around lvl 15

    • @stefanschleps8758
      @stefanschleps8758 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Ha ha, thats funny. Maybe, IF he succeeded, in the practice of Iron Forearm kung fu and Gold Bell Cover, or Iron Shirt. Maybe, but that takes many years of serious training and a great deal of sacrifice, and a great deal of good fortune. Even then there are no guarantees of success. Real kung fu is real hard work. But if it is your dharma and you are so blessed, you might survive an attack that would kill other men. Even so, you will bleed. Watch out what you wish for.
      Laoshr #60
      Ching Yi Kung Fu Association

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Před 2 měsíci

      Superman not Monk lol:)

    • @manuelvasquez4144
      @manuelvasquez4144 Před 2 měsíci +11

      One of the passing doctors casted Stone Skin on him once the fight began

  • @jotunart
    @jotunart Před 2 měsíci +143

    "He who loses his arms still lives, he who loses his head does not." Speaking as a former bouncer you have to accept some risks and if someone comes at you with a blade the first thing they teach you is accept you are going to get cut. Throw whatever you have to in the way to keep it from your vitals and get in close enough to get them to drop it and make them pay for any attempt to injure you. You are right in the moment, in a real fight people don't act like they think they will. Adrenalin, situation, training and mental state, it all plays a role in the outcome.

    • @alevort
      @alevort Před měsícem

      Rob Roy moment

  • @ArgSel
    @ArgSel Před 2 měsíci +247

    That's not a sword, it's a slap bracelet.

    • @somejerkbag
      @somejerkbag Před 2 měsíci +9

      😂

    • @shaderax_storm6165
      @shaderax_storm6165 Před 2 měsíci +11

      That would still hurt! I still carry the trauma to this day of letting mates try out the newest/cheapest slap bracelet on me.

    • @freddogrosso9835
      @freddogrosso9835 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Hey, those hurt!

    • @markfrederickromualdo9191
      @markfrederickromualdo9191 Před 2 měsíci +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @deskmat9874
      @deskmat9874 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Slap bracelets without the sleeve will cut you as if it's a sword

  • @barredok
    @barredok Před 2 měsíci +111

    Bargain basement mall ninja wall hanger. It was bamboo with a tin/aluminum plating to fake a metal blade.

    • @camiblack1
      @camiblack1 Před 2 měsíci +9

      So TeMu Ninja Wall Hanger?

    • @barredok
      @barredok Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@camiblack1 yes

    • @tricksterjoy9740
      @tricksterjoy9740 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Honestly a bamboo painted sword is a higher quality then some of those tacticool ninja wall hangers.

  • @Leftyotism
    @Leftyotism Před 2 měsíci +396

    Security dude was a man of arms.
    Get it? Arms.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 Před 2 měsíci +8

      at* arms

    • @IIIAnchani
      @IIIAnchani Před 2 měsíci +20

      gives the word "armed guard" a whole new meaning.

    • @maastomunkki
      @maastomunkki Před 2 měsíci +6

      Hmm, this is somewhat off-topic, but I have heard the British police shouting "armed police" in some instances, but does this mean an officer who is not armed has to shout "unarmed police" when making their presence known?

    • @Leftyotism
      @Leftyotism Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@maastomunkkiHaha, I don't think so. But a fun thought.

    • @Leftyotism
      @Leftyotism Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@512TheWolf512maybe : >

  • @dorukgolcu9191
    @dorukgolcu9191 Před 2 měsíci +22

    One of my teachers had a good insight about trying to defend unarmed against an armed attacker: "You will probably die, but you will die if you don't do anything as well, so you might as well try one of these techniques"

    • @oinkytheink1228
      @oinkytheink1228 Před měsícem +2

      And if there multiple people you will be a martyr by being the first to strikewhile the others attack him from other sides

  • @mikedahuman
    @mikedahuman Před 2 měsíci +75

    The guard blocked the wooden sword like batman, took it straight to the forearm.

    • @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive
      @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive Před 2 měsíci

      hes really lucky.. and not that bright...

    • @kitjones6896
      @kitjones6896 Před 2 měsíci +1

      And he shattered it with his arm which did not move at all like Batman's.

    • @yewtewbstew547
      @yewtewbstew547 Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive he won though

    • @J-IFWBR
      @J-IFWBR Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive sometimes beein decisive is better then beeing smart.

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_AliveAlive though and won. So not dumb at all and you are totally off base. L comment.

  • @jeanmarks8812
    @jeanmarks8812 Před 2 měsíci +159

    As a Brazilian and "feirense", the pronunciation was perfect

    • @TheHortoman
      @TheHortoman Před 2 měsíci +8

      Yep, im not even remotely brazilian, from spain, but i can recognize he didnt butcher it

    • @ArgentavisMagnificens
      @ArgentavisMagnificens Před 2 měsíci +6

      All these years watching Skall have taught me that he either secretly speaks a bunch of languages, or he puts an unbelievable amount of effort in pronouncing them correctly

    • @alanpenidoferreira8143
      @alanpenidoferreira8143 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Tá me dizendo quem é de feira de Santana é um feirense?

    • @igorlins8194
      @igorlins8194 Před 2 měsíci

      Looking for this comment. Found it.

    • @thegutsvo
      @thegutsvo Před 2 měsíci

      Another feirense here, brother. 😂

  • @indigodegelder
    @indigodegelder Před 2 měsíci +11

    That guard should get praised as a hero, fake sword or not. The fact that he took action and risked his own limb to make sure noone got injured is a heroic deed.

  • @DemonicAkumi
    @DemonicAkumi Před 2 měsíci +50

    That cliffhanger at the end.
    You just what? WHAT YOU JUST?!

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  Před 2 měsíci +25

      Oh, now I see what you meant... I didn't catch that editing glitch.

    • @kokaomf
      @kokaomf Před 2 měsíci

      He just threw a pommel at your balls. Get annihilated.

    • @rafasr0
      @rafasr0 Před měsícem +1

      LOL

  • @AdderMoray
    @AdderMoray Před 2 měsíci +24

    This is why, as security guards, you should always carry the guard's best friend. A Maglite.

    • @J-IFWBR
      @J-IFWBR Před 2 měsíci +2

      xd very sad these have gotten out of fashion since leds took over. They re actually epic

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Man you can shatter a windshield with the bigger ones and then still turn it on after. It's like a baton made of metal with a flashlight attached.

  • @ludditzthrell2061
    @ludditzthrell2061 Před 2 měsíci +24

    I'm looking at this going, "Man, I've been trained on how to deal with this, but even then.." like, that training was in perfect conditions and I was focused. Do I know techniques to disarm? Yeah, I do, but that was against an opponent that wasn't actually trying to harm me. Gotta give props to the security guard for being able to identify and just deal with the problem the way he did. I can only hope that if I'm ever in a similar situation that I can keep cool like this guy.

  • @marinhaalternativa3829
    @marinhaalternativa3829 Před 2 měsíci +30

    Me: Zanm, people are crazy out there;
    Skall: * Perfectly pronounces Feira de Santana *
    Me: Ayo, its my region

  •  Před 2 měsíci +66

    Hello! First, I'm a fan of your work!
    It says the video on slow motion on my channel, and it shows the sword breaking into typical bamboo shavings.
    In one report a witness claimed it looked like a bamboo bar.
    The "ninja" was a local psychiatric patient.

    • @fvls_2110
      @fvls_2110 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Olá Mextre! Que surpresa kkkk. Mencionaram o canal aí nos comentários!!

    •  Před 2 měsíci

      @@fvls_2110Eu vi!!! 😁

    • @marcelovieira1016
      @marcelovieira1016 Před 2 měsíci

      ih ala o mextre

    • @josesantos2084
      @josesantos2084 Před 2 měsíci

      I believe the weapon is actually a "shinai" it is a bamboo sword. It's used in *kendo* competition. It's made with various filaments of bamboo and knots of very soft rope. The idea of this weapon is to practice without causing real damage. The guy It's obviously mentally instable to believe he could attack that big of a security guard with this weapon. Or he is just very dumb. The average IQ here in Brazil is 87 or something like that.

    • @josesantos2084
      @josesantos2084 Před 2 měsíci

      Eu acho que a arma era uma shinai. Daquelas usadas pra praticar e competir KENDO né não mexxxtre?

  • @davegalley5608
    @davegalley5608 Před 2 měsíci +16

    Looks like a shinai. A kendo training sword made from bits of bamboo tied together.

  • @MrArthoz
    @MrArthoz Před 2 měsíci +18

    Never play around with actual sword even if it's blunt. The edge can still break your flesh. I can empathize with the pain the person who was assaulted, don't wish anyone to undergo that horrific experience.
    I had major surgery on my left hand from lacerations due to woodworking accident. Seriously, being cut to the bone is painful, the treatment and surgery is pure torment, the surgeon stuck needles for localized anaesthetic into the bone joints and I had dozens during the ordeal. I was awake the entire time the surgeon was poking about, tucking and sewing my flesh together.
    Afterwards after the anaesthetic wore off and I lie in bed trying to sleep, it hurt so much that each time I dozed off I woken up by the throbbing pain. I can't sleep and I don't have appetite to eat, my mouth taste bitter all the time possibly because of either the medications or shock from the injury.
    I was lucky I didn't broke any bones, sliced tendons or chopped off anything. But still had months of physiotherapy afterwards.
    So please take safety very seriously. Don't fool around with blades unless it's a matter of life and death. Once you're injured or lop something off... you'll be laughing at your stupidity for the rest of your life...that is after months of pain in recovery.
    Edit: the scar is not worth it. They had my scars bound tightly for weeks so it would not bulge out into a painful ugly flesh clump. The bigger the wound, the more care needed for the flesh to heal and mesh together properly especially in the region of important complex muscles like hand and fingers.

    • @lootownica
      @lootownica Před 2 měsíci +4

      I cut myself once with spatula, it wasn't nearly as serious as your injury, but that's true blunt stuff also can cut with enough force. And it wasn't even designed for cutting...

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo Před měsícem

      once i was doing something on rubber with a machete, it bounced back up and landed on my index finger, not very strongly, and with a blade not that sharp. it still had to be stopped by my bone. now i have a cool "yakuza scar" to remind of that for the rest of my life.

  • @lobo2367
    @lobo2367 Před 2 měsíci +27

    Absolute balls of steel. Like Skallagrim said, the man wasn't only protecting himself. He was protecting the women and children.
    The take away here is if you can't retreat, then blocking with your arm *then* countering is better than not doing anything at all.

  • @MrBru1988
    @MrBru1988 Před 2 měsíci +25

    Security guard has cast stone skin spell

    • @philmckenna5709
      @philmckenna5709 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Past tense of "cast" is simply CAST.
      Not "casted".

    • @MrBru1988
      @MrBru1988 Před 2 měsíci

      @@philmckenna5709 thank you

  • @Amantducafe
    @Amantducafe Před 2 měsíci +6

    Machete attacks are more common in latin america than what the news report.
    I did a couple of years of work in latin america, without getting into too much details, it was almost a weekly occurrence that someone would be sent from the rural clinics into the main hospital due to what we call "Chopping wounds" (Lesion contuso-cortante) from machetes. THe machete is a very heavy weapon that by design it has a sharp edge with a lot of mass behind it. So you get both blunt and cutting forces applied on the human body.
    This means that you get open wounds, clean cuts, tendons chopped off and also fractured bones. The protocol is applying pressure with a gauze and if the artery was compromise do some quick stitches to send them for Xrays. Once you know there are no fractured bones you get clearance to clean with saline, and suture the tissue. While you are cleaning you have to palpate using your finger inside the wound to make sure there are no chipped bone fragments or dirt underneath, even with the Xray clearance you can't take anything for granted. During that process you also test movements for any damaged tendon. If the tendons are fine you close it, if the tendons are compromised you call to see if any plastic surgeon (Mainly the ones oriented into reconstruction) is on guard or available and if noone is available you close the wound and keep the patient around until the plastic surgeon shows up to reopen and finish the tendon repair (So these patients would take up to 24-48 hours to get a proper repair which honestly is not that bad for a poor country).
    If there is a fracture, ortho bros will take care of everything from fixation of the bone to sutures except tendon repair or blood vessel repairs. Which from experience are some of the most wholesome moments in the surgery room since you have a vascular, a plastic surgeon and a ortho bro discussing what song to play during the surgery.

    • @driver3899
      @driver3899 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Amazing read, thanks for the comment!
      How common was it to have something like a hand chopped off, can a forearm usually stop a machete? Also I'm really interested where the most common wounds were, is it always on the arms for example?
      I like that these experts are all relaxed they are interesting in the nights music choice lol

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo Před měsícem +1

      there's a video on youtube on two guys fighting with machetes on the northeast region of brazil. they just cut eachother up like it's nothing. both of them leave it full of gaping slices, pouring blood all over. scary

    • @kasonr.3624
      @kasonr.3624 Před měsícem +1

      I'm saving this comment for my personal archive

  • @JamesMcCloskey
    @JamesMcCloskey Před 2 měsíci +29

    The Security Guard's name is Luke Cage.

  • @vilosey2013
    @vilosey2013 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I think that sword was like some kids toy. Given the security guards reaction I think it was really obvious to him.

  • @pedrocpontes8961
    @pedrocpontes8961 Před 2 měsíci +17

    It's crazy to think that I live 100km away from this city, and your pronunciation is great

  • @alinkinthechain
    @alinkinthechain Před 2 měsíci +28

    I've never been this early to a video. Wild. Anyway this is nuts! Can't believe that there have been at least 2 sword related incidents this month
    Edit: That security guard is a super hero. Tanking a sword like that, even if they knew the edge alignment was off, requires a set of brass ones. And to protect children? It's almost storybook

  • @mattw7949
    @mattw7949 Před 2 měsíci +11

    I'm glad to see giant tweezer combat coming back into the mainstream. After the Great Splinter War of the mid 1800's they sort of fell out of favor.
    I have a tweezer bayonet around here somewhere... compete with integral magnifying glass.

  • @pedrim5969
    @pedrim5969 Před 2 měsíci +59

    Brazil MENTIONED

  • @Aarenzarifa3772
    @Aarenzarifa3772 Před 2 měsíci +7

    This is the true purpose of mall ninja swords. The people with bad decision making skills will use those instead of real weapons 😂

  • @GabeTheGrump
    @GabeTheGrump Před 2 měsíci +2

    Jesus for a split second I thought it was going to be a Day of Reckoning moment catching the sword half way in his forearm.

  • @MrAllmightyCornholioz
    @MrAllmightyCornholioz Před 2 měsíci +5

    That sword curled on the arms like a looney tunes cartoon.

  • @chara2038
    @chara2038 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Love how the video ends with: "Wow, i just..."

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  Před 2 měsíci +10

      Oh, that was a weird editing glitch... didn't even catch it during the final check before uploading.

    • @chara2038
      @chara2038 Před 2 měsíci +4

      ​@@Skallagrim Thought you where starting to do some post credit secret messages or something XD
      Memes aside, great content as always

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 Před 2 měsíci

      Of course someone named ​@@chara2038would be on the look out for potential secret mrssages

  • @alexanderf8451
    @alexanderf8451 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I smiling imagining mall ninja guy shitting himself when his "sword" literally shatters against the guard's arm.

  • @abytemonkey
    @abytemonkey Před 2 měsíci +2

    'Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.'

  • @Miguelitojones1
    @Miguelitojones1 Před 2 měsíci +3

    your pronunciation was almost perfect! people in that state pronounce the hard D in “de” as “dee”. in the south some pronounce it as you did, as in “day” (without the y). the majority of the population would pronounce it as “jee” (the “soft D”. just noticed the pun)

  • @casilocseduxone
    @casilocseduxone Před 2 měsíci +19

    Por essa não esperava. Ver uma notícia do Brasil aqui.

    • @wellerssonrebinski7308
      @wellerssonrebinski7308 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Também não kkkk que surpresa inesperada.

    • @aoba8175
      @aoba8175 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Eu não esperava feira de santana sendo citada na gringa

    • @b0t123
      @b0t123 Před 2 měsíci

      Brasil mencionado

    • @thiagocarvalho2928
      @thiagocarvalho2928 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Rapaz, eu tô rindo muito vendo isso chegar até aqui kkkkkkkkkkkk.

  • @konsyjes
    @konsyjes Před 2 měsíci +2

    this dude just secured his employment fro the foreseeable future

  • @RS-un7zm
    @RS-un7zm Před 2 měsíci +8

    Looks like you're getting in better shape. Cheers mate! Proud of you.

  • @sketchylandbeast4378
    @sketchylandbeast4378 Před 2 měsíci +5

    More dissection's like this would be cool. I know there's not a lot of real world sword fights happening with stakes like this. But you find the tragedy and make it such an educational thing. Such great content. Been a long time viewer for years upon years. I love who you are and what you work to accomplish and give yourself a happy life. I hope nothing but the best for you.

  • @TimeKitt
    @TimeKitt Před 2 měsíci +4

    That shatter is very stick like to me, something with very long fibers like bamboo or a sapling.
    I got some training for defending against blunt weapons after like the second time I was attacked with a baseball bat. You get some priorities like #1 at all costs defend your head, But the thing I'd recomend to this security guard is you gotta step in and block the hands at the very least if not the arms. Never ever let someone get leverage on you with a big swing like that.
    Bad knees mean I cant run, and being big ment people always went for weapons.

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl5007 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I really appreciate your level-headedness when addressing the safety and practicality of weapons.

  • @jonathanbartlett1098
    @jonathanbartlett1098 Před 2 měsíci +2

    As a former hospital security officer and current HEMA practitioner, I have to say props to this security officer for his response. I don't know the situation with hospitals and security in Brazil, but I can say from my experience that we were trained to expect all sorts of crazy situations, although I was the only one who ever considered the possibility of a sword-wielding maniac. My fellow officers and I had a lot of experience going hands-on with patients who were violent, and sometimes the patients were able to get ahold of improvised weapons. That never lasted long if we were already there because the moment someone grabbed something like a weapon, they had 2 or 3 security guys jumping them immediately. We knew that the safest approach is to overwhelm with numbers before the attacker has a chance to start swinging

  • @kcis5940
    @kcis5940 Před 2 měsíci +6

    I'm from brazil and congrats on your pronunciation of the city's name. it is perfect

  • @SkyTowerKurogane
    @SkyTowerKurogane Před 2 měsíci +3

    In the portuguese language we often use the word "machete" and "catana" interchangeably. Yes, with a c, not with a k.

  • @SoCtaker
    @SoCtaker Před 2 měsíci +2

    When you think you're the main character but actually you're just one of the goons that the main character gets to beat up to show how strong they are to the audience.

  • @22RedEyeJedi22
    @22RedEyeJedi22 Před měsícem

    I've been enjoying you content for years at this point and you have truly become an expert. I love how realist you are and your respect in general! Merci pour ta dedication!

  • @michaelpeters6659
    @michaelpeters6659 Před 2 měsíci +3

    As a proud Brazilian your pronunciation is pretty good all things considered

  • @Fallenangel_85
    @Fallenangel_85 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Let's appreciate that this wasn't a proper sword.
    Bringing a weapon to a pediatric ward, he should rot in jail forever!

  • @AronFigaro
    @AronFigaro Před 2 měsíci +2

    "Well if I'm going to take a cut it might as well be to an extremity and I'm already in a hospital"

  • @THEANPHROPY
    @THEANPHROPY Před 2 měsíci +1

    Thank you for the upload Brother! I am glad goodness prevailed here!!!
    Peace & Love!!!

  • @adamtennant4936
    @adamtennant4936 Před 2 měsíci +3

    "Machetana". Brilliant! 🤣

  • @marocat4749
    @marocat4749 Před 2 měsíci +4

    From comment, it being a bamboo sword makes way more sense, the security felt confident. With a sharp one the guard still could really do harm, like if that guy knew what he was doing.
    Anyways good guard, through i dont want to ask how many knives guys he had to deal with to get that good dealing with that morons that fast. Ok he had to get in anyways due people around, but very professional. Fast in, good judgement that the guy didnt know what hew was doing.

  • @calzoneboi2696
    @calzoneboi2696 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I acc frocking love you commentary and videos it’s so calming and I listen to them chilling in bed or doing homework thank you skallgrim for your videos and teaching me more about pole arms

  • @DRKSLS3333
    @DRKSLS3333 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I just realized im here doing uni work while listening to your videos, and ive been doing it since middle school, crazy how time flies, love the content man!

  • @IvoDanielBrito
    @IvoDanielBrito Před 2 měsíci +3

    Your pronunciation was actually pretty good! 👏👏

  • @officermeowmeowfuzzyface4408
    @officermeowmeowfuzzyface4408 Před 2 měsíci +4

    In Canada, full length swords are prohibited so we can only have 39" "machetes" but they come in all flavours, like the APOC katana machete or a cutlass.

    • @GrandDawggy
      @GrandDawggy Před 2 měsíci +1

      I'm worried the UK will go a similar direction, I literally only use my swords to train in my house and would never take them anywhere and if I needed to defend my house I'd choose a spear, so I literally only have them for fun and I'll probably lose that right eventually 😢

    • @Chicky_Lumps
      @Chicky_Lumps Před 2 měsíci

      Wait until they realize all cars are deadly weapons, and ban private vehicle ownership. 😂

  • @shinjofox
    @shinjofox Před 2 měsíci +2

    I work at a hospital here in Canada and our security are always wear stab resistant vests. It is possible that the guard had something like that on. What i notice by stepping into the swing is the assailant ends up hitting up near the guard , a less than ideal place.
    There are katana machettes Cold Steel makes one .

  • @Kulgia
    @Kulgia Před 2 měsíci +1

    Well, they're in the hospital anyway. He thought if anything happened to his arm, the doctors might able to treat him right there

  • @oblivionfade
    @oblivionfade Před 2 měsíci +3

    You actually did a good job pronouncing the city name! Congrats!

  • @trinidaitobago2
    @trinidaitobago2 Před 2 měsíci +3

    This is a regular thing in Brazil.

  • @darlhiatt8136
    @darlhiatt8136 Před 2 měsíci

    Nice, another analysis of a real life incident. Good to see a sequel as it were, hope that means these type of videos are doing well for you, it's cool to watch.

  • @siennas254
    @siennas254 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I've been a martial artist for a very long time, taekwondo, judo, kickboxing etc, and I recently took up fencing saber. It is so difficult to defend yourself against a fast weapon when you're also armed, I can't even imagine how difficult it could be trying to fight someone with a weapon disparity like that.

  • @Loki_Firegod
    @Loki_Firegod Před 2 měsíci +15

    I'm not sure I enjoy these videos. I mean, obviously there is some entertainment value in mad people doing mad stuff, but then again, there are people getting hurt or at least in danger of getting hurt.
    But as always, your content is highly informative and entertaining, and I'm glad I followed you when I first found your videos. Haven't regretted it once, not gonna stop anytime soon.
    Keep it up! Also, any advice on merovingian era sword replicas? I've been looking for a while, but there are very few I can find and most are either cheaply made or blunt - the latter isn't necessarily a problem, but the few options are.

    • @DGFTardin
      @DGFTardin Před 2 měsíci +9

      I enjoy them. He doesn't go about it in a sensationalist way and doesn't overdo it. As grim as it is, I think it's useful to learn from real life (plus this one has a "good" ending)

    • @Loki_Firegod
      @Loki_Firegod Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@DGFTardin True, Skal does a very good job of presenting them!

  • @Leftyotism
    @Leftyotism Před 2 měsíci +8

    Bamboo sword, according to the guy in the video named 'Ataque com Espada em Hospital na Bahia! Segurança defende no BRAÇO!'.
    And yes, I watched the whole thing with subtitles on to try and gather more information.

  • @Dark_Oopa
    @Dark_Oopa Před 2 měsíci +1

    Must be hard for that guard to figh cluttured with such huge balls of steel

  • @chicogomes0
    @chicogomes0 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Hey, Skal! As a Brazilian, I'm here just to tell you that you pronounced it really well!

  • @reddhunterr
    @reddhunterr Před 2 měsíci +6

    BRASIL MENCIONADO

    • @mefipulate
      @mefipulate Před 2 měsíci

      JAJAJAJAJA

    • @reddhunterr
      @reddhunterr Před 2 měsíci

      @@mefipulate ninguem ri com jaja no brasil, alienigena

  • @bigpurplepops
    @bigpurplepops Před 2 měsíci +3

    This isn’t necessarily a critique on how it was handled here; obviously stress is a factor and he was insane…
    But I’d honestly say this is more like baseball bat defence… don’t exactly have to worry about ‘edge alignment and false edge strikes’😂💀

    • @formlessone8246
      @formlessone8246 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Yeah, that is what I was thinking. He's obviously been trained to defend against sticks and bats and in the moment fell back on that training. However, it makes sense now that we know that the "sword" was made of bamboo, and that the security guard was armed as well (his hand is on his hip). As soon as he confirmed the weapon was actually not sharp he chose a non-lethal option, but if it had been a real blade, the guard would have drawn his own weapon instead and this would have ended even worse for the attacker.

  • @coulombs465
    @coulombs465 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The security guard not only had balls of steel but also an arm of steel.

  • @juandemarko8348
    @juandemarko8348 Před 2 měsíci

    Awesome video yet again 👍 I know that you're more focused on hema and swords but I would love to see a video about the current knives and tools you carry for daily use. Keep up the awesome content skall !

  • @rogerz666
    @rogerz666 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Eu sou brasileiro e isso é uma vergonha.

  • @leonpeters-malone3054
    @leonpeters-malone3054 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Story from a friend. Full knee cap rotation from a hard bump while working as an orderly in a hospital.
    Got himself wheeled into the ED and it was nothing but jokes. He got treated and things worked out just fine.
    If there's a place for a workplace accident, it's really already inside a hospital.

  • @amarauk9687
    @amarauk9687 Před 2 měsíci +2

    First rule of a street fight: never go against someone bigger than you

  • @Little-Buster
    @Little-Buster Před 2 měsíci +2

    That guard deserves a raise.

  • @domosrage5434
    @domosrage5434 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Places like India and Latin America has daily machete attacks. Especially in Latin America, a like of gang and cartels regularly use machetes.
    As a lurker of the webs, I've seen plenty of fights and they never go well, I've grown to greatly respect machete fighting. I've also learned that a tool designed for clearing dense brush and branches... doesn't really struggle with the human equivalent of a thick branch

  • @rayTheMushrooMan
    @rayTheMushrooMan Před 2 měsíci +2

    Bro i looked at the thumbnail and thought "man this has to be in brazil", i laughed so hard when i was proven right.
    That's my country for ya

  • @VisiblyPinkUnicorn
    @VisiblyPinkUnicorn Před 2 měsíci +1

    "There can be only one!" - security guard

  • @Derk_Mage
    @Derk_Mage Před měsícem

    I will enjoy these videos of you reviewing videos like these!

  • @thatguy843ish
    @thatguy843ish Před 2 měsíci +1

    I live in Las Vegas and I don't believe that young man with the sword would have survived that encounter here.

  • @aymanghaibeh8589
    @aymanghaibeh8589 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Attacking someone with a sword in front of children.
    The worst person.

  • @christophermichael3251
    @christophermichael3251 Před 2 měsíci

    Been a subscriber for many years, it's great to see now you're getting a lot bigger.

  • @_lex_ndre
    @_lex_ndre Před 2 měsíci

    Very reasonable analysis. Thanks for sharing!

  • @ggoddkkiller1342
    @ggoddkkiller1342 Před 2 měsíci +2

    As a large guy i was hit by a pry bar twice in very similar angles also to left arm, i felt nothing at all. If i didn't see it happening i wouldn't even know it. It was bruised badly but nothing slightly serious, people really underestimate how much damage we can take and how little it would affect us. The guard went for 99% win chance by closing the distance, that attacker was smashed into chairs regardless if he had a real sword, machete etc. His left arm might get seriously wounded but still it wouldn't affect him much at that moment..

  • @davidannen7448
    @davidannen7448 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Skal: What are you doing?
    Attacker: Attack that guard!
    Skal: With that stance?

  • @vedymin1
    @vedymin1 Před 2 měsíci +1

    That moment from predator where dutch swings a tree trunk at him and he just blocks with his forearm. "Bad idea" x)

  • @sean9021
    @sean9021 Před 2 měsíci +2

    “And also the sword” yes!

  • @TeamKhandiKhane
    @TeamKhandiKhane Před 2 měsíci +1

    Security Guard, "Son, you sure about this?"

  • @weonconpatasbreadcake6494
    @weonconpatasbreadcake6494 Před 2 měsíci +1

    life of a security guard must be full of surprises huh

  • @weaver775
    @weaver775 Před 2 měsíci +1

    At least no one got hurt and fair play for the guard. What a g

  • @artyomsevchenko6089
    @artyomsevchenko6089 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I have a feeling this will not be the last time your expertise will be needed

  • @Andy-413
    @Andy-413 Před 2 měsíci +2

    One thing to consider for general self defense is putting in some practice looking for and using nearby objects to improvise as defensive or offensive objects, like the chairs for example. Even something like a cup full of water or a potted plant can be thrown at the attackers face to throw him off long enough to move in and gain control or to gain extra time to escape. I would practice throwing objects a short distance from many different starting positions to help increase chances of success. Even just something coming close to he face but missing can sometimes be enough to gain a little extra time. You shouldn't even have to throw super hard, but instead accurately, but the faster and more accurately you throw, the more it will trigger the attacker's instinctual reflex to guard his face, and you may gain more time to act. Sometimes even just making a gesture like you're going to throw something might be able to buy you a second or two.
    If you put in enough time to practice quick object identification (some fast-paced activities can help increase this ability), you might get good at picking the best objects to use in an instant with just a glance. Don't even think about "fairness" when someone wrongfully attacks you with a deadly object or is about to or even seems like they might be about to, use all the "cheap" tricks you can think of to gain advantage, and the less suspected/common your methods of distraction/improvisation are, the more they might catch attackers off guard, but that's not to say you should prefer to use less commonly used methods just because they're less suspected, but I'm also not saying don't. Use your best discernment and never assume anything when it comes to self defense, but ALWAYS test your methods for overall effectiveness before using them in a real fight.
    In a pinch, trying to improvise can save your life, but may also cause you to lose it, so be very thoughtful whether or not it's appropriate, and if there's any doubt at all, even for a split second, then probably don't improvise, just act.

    • @vigneshkr7072
      @vigneshkr7072 Před 2 měsíci

      You won't get time to think in an assault. Your attacker does the premeditated attack, he has got time and preparation with him, you got only time. And looking out and noting for favorable environment and objects 24/7 is not practical or possible, you might as well be like mad attackers at that point being paranoid 24/7.

  • @NathanHarrison7
    @NathanHarrison7 Před měsícem

    The way the security guard is standing when he sees the perpetrator and the way he’s so casually approach. The perpetrator leads me to believe that he knew it wasn’t a real sword.

  • @BB49
    @BB49 Před 2 měsíci

    Very cool breakdown!!!!!!!

  • @danladoucier1218
    @danladoucier1218 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Imagine trying to intimidate someone when not wearing shoes.