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  • @Blitzo8390
    @Blitzo8390 Před 3 měsíci +2194

    The original plot was originally going to be a Terminator style plot where Madame Web was trying to stop Ezekiel from killing a pregnant Mary Parker so she wouldn’t give birth to Peter Parker AKA Spider-Man

    • @crimsonstormsurge
      @crimsonstormsurge Před 3 měsíci +356

      Exactly why wasn’t that the plot

    • @syabilaazri7834
      @syabilaazri7834 Před 3 měsíci +457

      That sound way more better storyline and way more sense becuase with the amout of villain that Spiderman face, you would think there a villain that would go to the past and try to kill his parents....

    • @BrianGriffinW
      @BrianGriffinW Před 3 měsíci +97

      And I’m guessing the three girls will help her out?

    • @Blitzo8390
      @Blitzo8390 Před 3 měsíci +52

      @@BrianGriffinW Probably

    • @ountak2395
      @ountak2395 Před 3 měsíci +121

      I still think it would’ve been bad, but it would’ve been fun bad! Like venom! Why couldn’t we have gotten that fun bad movie!

  • @ellie7252
    @ellie7252 Před 3 měsíci +873

    why don't Sony realize that if Eddie and Venom murdered a bus load of children we would still root for him because we like him lol

    • @ragstag
      @ragstag Před 3 měsíci +10

      I didn’t know it existed until it failed

    • @nitroniumninja9257
      @nitroniumninja9257 Před 3 měsíci +37

      dont give them ideas

    • @ellie7252
      @ellie7252 Před 3 měsíci +70

      @@nitroniumninja9257 it would be funny as fuck, so hopefully they listen to my idea, lmao

    • @ryon5174
      @ryon5174 Před 3 měsíci +48

      I’m inclined to believe that’s a more Carnage thing to do but I’m down with them just tossing a bus like it’s a tennis match

    • @nitroniumninja9257
      @nitroniumninja9257 Před 3 měsíci +10

      @@ryon5174 i want venom to destroy a bus because it's the one venom by eminem starts on

  • @precautiousparasite3794
    @precautiousparasite3794 Před 3 měsíci +855

    Venorbius Web 7: Let there Be Madame Morb

    • @jirttthebirtt702
      @jirttthebirtt702 Před 3 měsíci +56

      What fuck is that

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy Před 3 měsíci +89

      @@jirttthebirtt702 a masterpiece of cinema. Basically the Avengers: Endgame of this Sony Spider-Man universe series.

    • @kang6914
      @kang6914 Před 3 měsíci +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @davidgordillo6583
      @davidgordillo6583 Před 3 měsíci +30

      The movie of all time

    • @RandomGuy-qc8ml
      @RandomGuy-qc8ml Před 3 měsíci +24

      An award winning for the most moviest of all time

  • @realkingzam
    @realkingzam Před 3 měsíci +1076

    it's genuinely impressive how they manage to make consistently horrible movies

    • @Aliens1337
      @Aliens1337 Před 3 měsíci +30

      Cause Sony wants their own cinematic universe and the only IP they have is Spiderman, yet they couldn't use Tom Holland's Spiderman in any of their movies because that would mean EVERYTHING they make being directly tied to the MCU and its lore. For example, if Tom Holland's Peter Parker showed up in Morbius, that would mean Morbius canonically experienced the Thanos snap and he is aware of the Avengers and other MCU events. At that point, it's no longer Sony's cinematic universe, it's just a part of the Disney's MCU and Sony's movies would just be absorbed into the MCU.
      This is why Sony is trying to build a Spiderman cinematic universe WITHOUT Spiderman, and it's even more stupid than it sounds. If they wanted their Spiderman cinematic universe to work, they need to either bite the bullet and recast Tom Holland, or cast another actor to be Spiderman in their own cinematic universe, separated from Tom Holland and the MCU. The worst part is that Sony has Miles Morales right there. Just make him the face of the Sony's Spiderman universe and leave Tom Holland to be the MCU's Spiderman.

    • @theamazingspooderman2697
      @theamazingspooderman2697 Před 3 měsíci +20

      ​@@Aliens1337 so......just use a different actor for Spider-Man

    • @Just_a_pickleNothing_her-xv1vw
      @Just_a_pickleNothing_her-xv1vw Před 3 měsíci +10

      Whoa buddy, don’t diss venom

    • @taejasper1343
      @taejasper1343 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Yeah, Marvel you mean? Yep, nowadays, at least! They used to be so good and now they can't even get people to go and see them, and they can't even make a profit anymore, leading to them slowing down on the MCU releases and we're only getting one them this year! What a shame, bro!

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz Před 3 měsíci +3

      MOVIE GARBAGE.

  • @a.j.grabish9029
    @a.j.grabish9029 Před 3 měsíci +316

    The best part of Madame Web was when she decided it might be an action movie and drove an ambulance through a 2nd story wall

    • @ar_reactions612
      @ar_reactions612 Před 3 měsíci +21

      And then the bad guy purposely jumped into it

    • @Alf-gm7tf
      @Alf-gm7tf Před 2 měsíci +4

      And was crushed by a Pepsi sign

  • @eliasnystrom1161
    @eliasnystrom1161 Před 3 měsíci +142

    Madame Web is what everyone was afraid of Venom being. Like the fact that the full suit was only going to show up for a couple of minutes.

  • @pranavyedlapalli2127
    @pranavyedlapalli2127 Před 3 měsíci +111

    Can't wait for El muerto where El muerto gets bitten by a wrestler and fights an evil wrestler with similar powers

    • @theyamformerreborn706
      @theyamformerreborn706 Před 2 měsíci +14

      And a Rhino movie where Rhino is bitten by a Rhino and has to fight an evil Rhino with basically the exact same set of powers

    • @Mustideer
      @Mustideer Před měsícem +1

      Chemillion movie Boutta be lit

  • @jacobwilliams1223
    @jacobwilliams1223 Před 3 měsíci +138

    It's shocking Sony has never tried a Black Cat movie, given of all the Spider-Man universe characters she COULD make a movie without him. A super hero heist thriller, and unlike Kraven her entire existence is not dependent on Spider-Man existing to work.

    • @jordanwhite352
      @jordanwhite352 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Honestly knowing how studios work, I would not be surprised if the reason why Sony doesn't do a black cat movie is because she would be constantly compared to Catwoman who's a way more popular and recognizable character. This would cause multiple issues ranging from Warner Brothers being aggressive towards Sony to the point of possibly actually suing to, especially if any fault in the movie people comparing it to the Halle Berry Catwoman movie. And that's actually why they don't want to touch it. And it kind of makes sense now even though it's still dumb why they're going after mostly unknown villains that have no connections to other villain types that are popular because that way they can succeed and fail on their own merit rather than being compared to a way more popular thing. Kind of like now, even though there have been sassy superheroes since the beginning anytime. There's a jokey character, especially if they're violent. Everyone immediately compares them to Deadpool because that character is hugely popular and thus was everyone's introduction to that archetype.

    • @radrno7
      @radrno7 Před 3 měsíci +14

      ​@jordanwhite352
      Sure, unlike 'Madame Web', the movie that is literally being compared to 'The Marvels'. It just makes no sense, if Sony is considering even unknown characters like Hypno Hustler, it's a no-brainer to not make a Black Cat movie. At least people will recognize her.

    • @bellbito7318
      @bellbito7318 Před měsícem +6

      I heard they wanted to make one back in the 2000s/2010s, but after they couldn't get Spider-Man 4's script off the ground and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 underperformed, it was eventually scrapped.

  • @sunsetvibe1063
    @sunsetvibe1063 Před 3 měsíci +268

    I’ll never forget how the people making Morbius trailer gave so little of a shit about Spider-Man that they had references from all three of the live action Spider-Men. You had a screenshot of the Rami suit from the PS4 game. The Oscorp tower from the TASM movies in the background. And the word murderer graffitied over the previous Rami suit screenshot. Even though that was a reference to the ending of Far From Home aka the MCU Spider-Man. And then none of those references were in the final film because Sony had to quickly make it a multiverse related issue once No Way Home released because Sony couldn’t even be bothered to coordinate with Marvel as to how both of these universes are going to pan out. They literally do their own thing. Them see what Marvel’s doing at the time that gives them a billion dollars. Then quickly rush out the same thing hoping that their film will not flop twice in theatres. My god.

    • @theamazingspooderman2697
      @theamazingspooderman2697 Před 3 měsíci +28

      even now Sony is meddling with Spider-Man 4 where Disney wants it street level while Sony wants it NWH 2.0

    • @sunsetvibe1063
      @sunsetvibe1063 Před 3 měsíci +18

      @@theamazingspooderman2697
      Sony & Marvel’s current relationship is the equivalent to you doing a test, but the person sitting next to you keeps leaning over to see your answers even if they don’t know if they’re right or not. Sony keeps looking over Marvel’s shoulder to see what they’re doing even if it conflicts the with what they originally planned.

    • @PlayerZeroStart
      @PlayerZeroStart Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@theamazingspooderman2697 If that's true, I'm kinda shocked considering Disney wouldn't even let Moon Knight be street level anymore.

  • @Nightxx9199
    @Nightxx9199 Před 3 měsíci +102

    Fun fact. Comic Venom/Eddie is extremely goofy and a bit aloof. And more so a troll who likes to mess with Spiderman without being necessarily evil.

    • @TKG-King-Moe
      @TKG-King-Moe Před 3 měsíci +4

      So basically Reverse Flash but less petty

    • @Nightxx9199
      @Nightxx9199 Před 3 měsíci +11

      @@TKG-King-Moe Kinda. Though a looooot less evil. And a lot more easily manipulated into thinking Spiderman is bad lol

    • @TKG-King-Moe
      @TKG-King-Moe Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Nightxx9199 true true

    • @jordanwhite352
      @jordanwhite352 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Honestly, it depends on who's writing him. Definitely not how the character debuted and he's gone through multiple arcs and interpretations, which is why the best comparison to venom would probably be Batman's joker who has also had wildly different interpretations from harmless prankster to insane a massive murderer and everything in between.

    • @radrno7
      @radrno7 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Doesn't make the movies good, just pathetically accurate. Source material isn't always the best.

  • @ukotoa1639
    @ukotoa1639 Před 3 měsíci +207

    To me Venom was lightning in a bottle was it perfect no but it was still enjoyable well to me it was and I think Venom worked (once) was because Venom has a fanbase with his own storylines, villains, characters

    • @ColdTRex
      @ColdTRex Před 3 měsíci +37

      Venom is a good guy in the comics right now and there’s enough there to make a movie
      There isn’t enough there to make a f*ing Morbius movie.
      Madame Web could’ve worked cause of how many Spider-People there are and how tight Madame Web is to the lore of the Spider-Verse but they fumbled that movie so much

    • @jadenbryant9283
      @jadenbryant9283 Před 3 měsíci +19

      ​​@@ColdTRexhonestly Considering how Venom is meant to be a parallel to Spider-Man they should have embraced making Venom the dark and edgy stand in for Spider-Man and make Kraven and morbius Venom villains instead of Spider-Man villains

    • @angelsunemtoledocabllero5801
      @angelsunemtoledocabllero5801 Před 3 měsíci +9

      This is proof that unlike everything people said last year about how audiences only want the best of the best movies and that's why many movies last year floped, audiences actually like movies that are full of problems but if they had something that they like the forget about those problems. "Is Venom a good movie? No. But I like the character of Venom so I don't mind"

    • @sketchycat6223
      @sketchycat6223 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Venom & Eddie have a good dynamic, you literally cannot have one without the other. It just makes it more interesting to watch than just one character with no strong relationships to anyone else. Plus Venom was more comedic, and easier to enjoy.

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Bc venom was cheesy and gay and stuff actually happens so it’s naturally better than the boring nothings that morbius and madame web (although that one gets points for being so sexy) were

  • @Ikcatcher
    @Ikcatcher Před 3 měsíci +129

    I took two other friends to watch Madame Web, I don’t think they like me anymore

  • @BrodyW2012
    @BrodyW2012 Před 3 měsíci +246

    The Marvel Sonymatic Universe truly was the movie series of all time

  • @Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore
    @Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore Před 3 měsíci +495

    I find it sad that these are made so that Disney doesn’t take control of the deal they made with Sony to take Spider-Man to the MCU. If Sony keeps making movies like this, they’ll eventually have to give Disney the full control of Spider-Man and all characters related to him.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Wait what?

    • @enriquegarza3127
      @enriquegarza3127 Před 3 měsíci +43

      Yeah, I believe Sony needs to make a Spiderman related movie every so often, (I'm not sure if it has to be live action.) If they don't Spiderman goes back to marvel. Sony just can't sit on Spiderman and do nothing.

    • @galaxytruth2823
      @galaxytruth2823 Před 3 měsíci +18

      Like Disney is also any better handling spiderman

    • @bearerofbadnews1375
      @bearerofbadnews1375 Před 3 měsíci +22

      @@galaxytruth2823that Marvel spiderman 2017 cartoon was pretty bad. And I don’t think anyone talks about Spidey and his amazing friends the preschool show.

    • @that1guy2077
      @that1guy2077 Před 3 měsíci

      They are actually​@@galaxytruth2823

  • @SwizzleMix
    @SwizzleMix Před 3 měsíci +75

    Why didn't they just make a Spider-Woman movie with one of the three??? Boggles the mind, I tells ya

    • @devofficialchannel
      @devofficialchannel Před 3 měsíci +4

      It seems that the plan might've been to make a Madame Web movie first and THEN make spin-offs/sequels starring the three Spider-Women in their own adventures.
      But given how they didn't even went with that plan and the movie flopped, don't expect to see any of the three in later films.

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 Před měsícem +2

      @@devofficialchannel
      Honestly, that’s just poor planning. Make the standalone film first then do the team-up later. It seems like common sense yet I can’t help but feel that Sony lacks that right now.

  • @eyesack2007
    @eyesack2007 Před 3 měsíci +533

    when dakota johnson exclaimed “it’s madame webbing time” i came in the theater

    • @bakalbumiarkanubawa9042
      @bakalbumiarkanubawa9042 Před 3 měsíci +30

      Did you go there or...... You know, do the deed?

    • @tyw6192
      @tyw6192 Před 3 měsíci

      @@bakalbumiarkanubawa9042he came

    • @birdoven5754
      @birdoven5754 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Bro... i think you're goin 2 jail...

    • @bakalbumiarkanubawa9042
      @bakalbumiarkanubawa9042 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @birdoven574 Don't act like you didn't think of it aswell

    • @birdoven5754
      @birdoven5754 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@bakalbumiarkanubawa9042 No I do not want to go to jail!!!!!!1!!! 😭

  • @PolarityVEVO
    @PolarityVEVO Před 3 měsíci +133

    when michael showed up in Madame Web i stood up and bought 15 more tickets. incredible scene

  • @ountak2395
    @ountak2395 Před 3 měsíci +52

    I don’t know why Sony thought they could make a Spider-Man universe, WITHOUT FRIGGIN SPIDER-MAN. I mean, that’s like making John wick movies, without John wi- oh wait, they are doing that

    • @iamahiphopfan3759
      @iamahiphopfan3759 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Tbf the John Wick universe is a lot more interesting without John wick than Spider-Man villains are without Spider-Man. There’s a reason morbius and kraven are called “spider-man villains” because there is nothing to care about without spider-man, you can’t have the villain without hero, while in John wick there are plenty of other characters for the creators to expand upon.

    • @ountak2395
      @ountak2395 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@iamahiphopfan3759well said, I 100% agree, I just used John wick for the sake of the joke

  • @horaciosi
    @horaciosi Před 3 měsíci +24

    Fun fact: Morbius was teased as early as the first Blade movie (in an alternate ending), but the reason he never appeared in the Blade trilogy was because they wanted to make a solo film about him.
    Good call.

  • @TyrantDweller
    @TyrantDweller Před 3 měsíci +111

    "What are we, some kind of Sinister Squad?"

    • @devofficialchannel
      @devofficialchannel Před 3 měsíci +35

      Imagine this instead.
      "Damn, pretty sinister of you."
      "...say that again."
      "Pretty sinister of you"
      "Guys, I know what to name our team."
      *cuts to black*
      SINI6TER

  • @nomercyfilms
    @nomercyfilms Před 3 měsíci +37

    Venom and Morbius are more famous for being Spider-Man villains but sometimes they do act like Anti-heroes and even team up with Spider-Man. The same can’t be said about Kraven but he's more of a villain in the majority of his appearances in media

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Před 3 měsíci +3

      The same definitely cant be said about Kraven. Maybe about Kraven's son who had less of a rivalry with Spider-Man, but og Kraven is a villain though and though. Its by far the most absurd choice of character to get a sólo movie for. And yet, it does look like its going to be better than Morbius and Madame Web convined. Which isnt saying much, but it would at least break Sony's awful track récord.

  • @MonkieNamedOctopus
    @MonkieNamedOctopus Před 3 měsíci +14

    Love how edgy they wanted Venom to be. But then by force of will, it became a superhero rom-com.

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 Před 3 měsíci +44

    I don't think Sony should keep the Spiderman license anymore.

  • @charlespuruncajas9663
    @charlespuruncajas9663 Před 3 měsíci +34

    What's worst is that this could have been Sony's own Doctor Strange style movie, a film full of spectacular visuals, deal with dimensions and even have magic fights in the same vein as Harry Potter/Lord of Rings with monsters out of this world.... but this movie doesnt even know what to be:
    - is this a comedy? Then the jokes are nowhere funny
    - is this an adventure? If so, then its the most boring adventure ever since they go to just a few places in New York on a stolen Taxi throughout the movie and going from USA to Peru in a matter of minutes.
    - is this supposed to be a drama? Then Dakota Johnson cant make you feel empathy for the character.
    - is this a horror movie? The only horror is how atrocious the CGI is

    • @radrno7
      @radrno7 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Exactly. They had the chance to make a 'Final Destination' movie with Madame Web showing up in visions to Spider-Woman guiding pregnant Mary Parker to escape Morlun from devouring her baby. Spider-Woman getting to see multiple universes through the web of destiny like Spiderverse animation did, would've been awesome.

  • @terancetan5503
    @terancetan5503 Před 3 měsíci +54

    Didn't Sony not pay the animators in Across the SpiderVerse? Even when they make good movies, they make terrible decisions.

    • @theamazingspooderman2697
      @theamazingspooderman2697 Před 3 měsíci +6

      yeah a lot of animators even left, I also wouldn't call ATSV that good of a movie

    • @NickWhite-fw7dx
      @NickWhite-fw7dx Před 3 měsíci +22

      @@theamazingspooderman2697Nah, it’s pretty good.

    • @_Shay_
      @_Shay_ Před 3 měsíci +8

      ⁠@@theamazingspooderman2697 Nah, it’s pretty good

    • @terancetan5503
      @terancetan5503 Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@zingspooderman2697 I actually vehemently disagree with you on that - even taking into account that it's one-half of a much longer movie, Across the SpiderVerse is good, even excellent and was definitely one of my favourite movies of 2023. But I guess it's not surprising that there's a dark secret behind WHY it looks so good.
      In conclusion, there's a lesson somewhere in this: every time you receive a high-quality product, ALWAYS assume that actual blood was shed in making it.

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@terancetan5503 it's not that hard to not exploit workers y'know

  • @fulcrum6760
    @fulcrum6760 Před 3 měsíci +22

    In another timeline, these movies would’ve been the Insomniac Spiderman games come to life. But instead we got Morbin Time.

  • @castform7
    @castform7 Před 3 měsíci +12

    The idea of Spider-Man just having his entire rogues gallery in several movies and cinematic universes that he can't show up in but it doesn't matter since they're all good people is super funny to me.

  • @runamuck840
    @runamuck840 Před 3 měsíci +12

    I think my biggest dissapointment with the firdt Venim movie was that all the symbiotes died except, Venom and Riot, they could've easily turned the others into villains for more movies and made even more money

    • @Alf-gm7tf
      @Alf-gm7tf Před 2 měsíci

      Especially since one of them was
      Named scream according to the Sonys spider verse wiki

  • @patrickthehenchman2679
    @patrickthehenchman2679 Před 3 měsíci +24

    9:35 God damn it the friggin Minecraft eating edit got me XD

  • @EPICMAN_3D
    @EPICMAN_3D Před 3 měsíci +28

    Karven will definitely be the cinematic masterpiece that we desire, I can't wait.

  • @MrSnowyballs_animations
    @MrSnowyballs_animations Před 3 měsíci +28

    Why sony, just why?

  • @TBowenMedia
    @TBowenMedia Před 3 měsíci +10

    I love the Morbius memes as much as the next man but it wasn't until this video that I realised why they came about in the first place; the film is vacuous. There's just nothing there except a great hammy performance from Matt Smith and some decent horror sequences. I personally expect Kraven to underperform due to the lack of audience interest in the character, Venom 3 to probably succeed off the back of Tom Hardy and hopefully Sony will realise these films aren't landing with audiences and will just continue with the Spider-Verse films. Great video btw and so happy to see you jumping back into video essays.

  • @bransontheman
    @bransontheman Před 3 měsíci +117

    I mean yeah… but I’m still gonna see Kraven opening weekend. KRAVEN SWEEP BABY

    • @ColdTRex
      @ColdTRex Před 3 měsíci +20

      I am kraven to watch the Kraven Movie

    • @bearerofbadnews1375
      @bearerofbadnews1375 Před 3 měsíci +10

      I’m hoping someone makes a meme about the 90s Spiderman theme and revolve it around Kraven. Then replace radioactive spiderblood with lion blood.

    • @OffBrandLNFan
      @OffBrandLNFan Před 3 měsíci +5

      KRAVEN SWEEP, KRAVEN SWEEP, KRAVEN SWEEP

    • @Leech384
      @Leech384 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I mean, it WILL be rated R.

    • @gustavosauro1882
      @gustavosauro1882 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I'm not gonna lie the movie looks decent. But i still won't watch it

  • @kang6914
    @kang6914 Před 3 měsíci +27

    A personal issue I have with a lot of these “comic book films”nowadays is that they don’t seem to go full comic book. It’s like just because it’s live action it always has to fit into the real world. I want to see the full comic side in live action. Goofy costumes and all lol as long as it has good writing and all that other jazz then it’s perfectly fine imo. Now that’s not to say the comic book films that try the more realistic approach can’t be good. Joker for example didn’t necessarily feel like a straight up comic book movie to me but is still really good. Lately I’ve been preferring watching animated series over live action because it’s like the comics brought to life basically. Spider-Man (2002) is a great example of what I consider a comic brought to life in live action, it gives me that feel.

    • @randomgamer625
      @randomgamer625 Před 3 měsíci +4

      The funny thing is, going full comic book like invisible would be the most original idea now. Since there’s never been an accurate live action comic book movie

    • @kang6914
      @kang6914 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@randomgamer625 Exactly and it’s really that simple to me. I know live action and animation are different but I honestly wish they would take more notes from the animated side. Sometimes I watch the shows and think “if they would just do this but in live action it would be great”.

    • @randomgamer625
      @randomgamer625 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@kang6914 eh, animation can make anything look good due to the nature that you can do whatever you want with no limitations. What pisses me off however is that for some ungodly reason we as a society have this mentality that “art” isn’t valid until it’s live action
      No matter how legendary shows like Ben 10, static shock, Batman beyond, generator Rex, gravity falls and more. There never accepted until there live action for some reason and it’s sad to see that honestly

    • @kang6914
      @kang6914 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@randomgamer625 I totally agree I’ve literally been saying the same about animation, it always seems to be this stigma like it can’t be taken as serious and just genuinely great content compared to live action. I personally enjoy it just as much if not more at times. I also agree animation can pull off things that sometimes live action can’t or may not be as believable.

    • @devofficialchannel
      @devofficialchannel Před 3 měsíci +2

      I remember back when Josh Trank made Fant4stic. On one hand, it tries to be a gritty body horror film (which feels so out of place for Fantastic Four). On the other, Fox interfered just so they can make the movie copy the MCU (which makes it more bland, derivative and tonally clashing the edginess).
      Both ideas end up shit and people outright forgot about the movie besides the terrible quality.

  • @Bobb11881
    @Bobb11881 Před 3 měsíci +41

    To be fair to the Kraven movie, the Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon also turned Kraven into an animal lover who turns into a lion furry... for some reason.

    • @theamazingspooderman2697
      @theamazingspooderman2697 Před 3 měsíci +9

      yeah that episode was bad

    • @ClassifiedRanTom
      @ClassifiedRanTom Před 3 měsíci +1

      Agree to disagree. Kraven was composited with Puma, hence why he was turned into a were feline .

    • @Bobb11881
      @Bobb11881 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@ClassifiedRanTom What do you mean disagree? He was an animal lover in that show and he also turned into a lion man. Those both happened, regardless of the reason. That's most likely what Sony is looking at for the movie.

    • @ClassifiedRanTom
      @ClassifiedRanTom Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Bobb11881 I disagree that the episode is bad. (In response to theamazingspooderman2697)

    • @Pebblez23
      @Pebblez23 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@theamazingspooderman2697I wouldn’t say the episode was bad, but the IDEA and CONCEPT definitely were, lol.

  • @edgyusername4191
    @edgyusername4191 Před 3 měsíci +73

    Kraven The Hunter is gonna make a Kravillion Dollars!

  • @brockh624
    @brockh624 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I didn't even know Madame Web movie was coming out until a CZcams ad popped up a week or two before the movie came out

  • @wadeyhyena1657
    @wadeyhyena1657 Před 3 měsíci +36

    I've seen it and I'll be honest, it was a massive letdown. The action wasn't terrible and there were some scenes that I liked. But the characters were dull, the main teen leads were annoying, the villain was bland and forgettable and Madame Webb's powers were underwhelming. The music wasn't awful and it had a decent soundtrack. But it was overall a "meh" movie. The most redeeming quality was the special effects. It's a bad movie but at least it isn't Morbius.
    Wonka was a decent movie in comparison but when compared to Madame Webb, a lot of the scenes and characters were forgettable too and none of the songs are all that memorable to me either. But it was a better experience overall though.
    Still liked the Canterville Ghost more though.

  • @sonicthespider3295
    @sonicthespider3295 Před 3 měsíci +31

    Diamondbolt posting on my birthday
    Perfect day

  • @Lpkiwi
    @Lpkiwi Před 3 měsíci +7

    Feeling like ass and just got let out from school to a new video, thanks man

  • @Spedatr0n
    @Spedatr0n Před 3 měsíci +11

    10:54 FUBUKI IN A DIAMONDBOLT VIDEO?! WHAT A CROSSOVER!!!

  • @IcedXD
    @IcedXD Před 3 měsíci +14

    Holy shit I did NOT know that there was a Madame Web movie guess it bombed so hard no one talked about it

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Apparently the origin of Kraven in the upcoming movie is seemingly taken (stolen) from DC's Catman.
    Yes, seriously.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I wonder if WB will sue Sony. But more likely it won’t because it’s been peed over by David Zaslav.

  • @blametheghost
    @blametheghost Před 3 měsíci +8

    5:53 WAIT WAIT WAIT IS THAT THE VENOM TOY YOU... i mean Jobby... REVIEWED ON THAT ONE APRIL FOOLS VIDEO IDEA?!?!?!

  • @PrimmsHoodCinema
    @PrimmsHoodCinema Před 3 měsíci +3

    I still don't fully get the deal lol. So Sony can't use Spider-Man at all? Not even Miles Morales? Is that why Madam Web never put on the costume? It was too Spidery?

  • @Gojiragon
    @Gojiragon Před 3 měsíci +4

    I heard that originally, riot, the evil venom of the first movie, was meant to be a twist.
    That whole six months thing was actually meant to happen much earlier in the movie, like RIGHT AFTER the title. The whole thing about the bad guy being obsessed with finding the alien and saying “we” with the bunny experiment was meant to be hints that he was bonded to Riot and the “where’s venom” scene was meant to be the “big reveal” and the explanation.
    Apparently, the reason why it was changed was because test audiences founded to predictable and the filmmakers chose to go in a “tensioning building route” instead.

  • @dazerdmrz
    @dazerdmrz Před 3 měsíci +6

    Actually morbius, at least in the ultimate timeline, is a vampire that stops more evil vampires and tries to save those who are almost on the verge of turning into one

  • @1wayroad935
    @1wayroad935 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I always thought that it was never about the quality, it was about keeping the license.

  • @tylerrose3633
    @tylerrose3633 Před 3 měsíci +2

    9:34 That made my nose turn into an air compressor.

  • @Dantonfall
    @Dantonfall Před 3 měsíci +3

    I hope they at least in the future, if they do a Spider-Man film, Madame Web will be older and comic-accurate.

  • @lbrett7054
    @lbrett7054 Před 3 měsíci +3

    1. We honestly owe Morbius an apology after Madam Web.
    2. Could you make a video (or videos) of how you'd fix the Sony verse (and maybe make it canon in the mcu?)

  • @bald_rifle8615
    @bald_rifle8615 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Dinkster daily is ending on March 19th :(

  • @JOSH1_SX
    @JOSH1_SX Před 3 měsíci +8

    great video as always 👌

  • @jackalsniper4232
    @jackalsniper4232 Před 3 měsíci +52

    I think it's hilarious that the only cinematic universe, other than the MCU, that is successful and still going strong, is the Monsterverse. Motherfucking Godzilla

    • @banquetoftheleviathan1404
      @banquetoftheleviathan1404 Před 3 měsíci +1

      It was apparently supposed to end at gvk

    • @C.D.B.E.E.
      @C.D.B.E.E. Před 3 měsíci +7

      I think it's because of how straightforward and sparse it is, like, 2 godzilla movies, 1 kong movie and 2 godzilla and kong movies, most of which work as standalone films

    • @GlaceonFan1997
      @GlaceonFan1997 Před 3 měsíci +11

      To be fair, people love giant creatures fighting each other in a big city lmao.

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 Před 3 měsíci

      Successful isn't the right word, None of the MV have done that good at the box office and keep making less

    • @cryotek3624
      @cryotek3624 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Godzilla back in the showa era was also successful enough as well

  • @conradojavier7547
    @conradojavier7547 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Where's my Emoji Movie Cinematic Universe?

  • @GrimDR
    @GrimDR Před 3 měsíci +3

    0:23 That burn is so hot it turns radioactive

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 Před 3 měsíci +4

    It's like with every gem that Sony puts out (Spiderverse, The Spider-Man Home movies), there's always the trash that comes along with it (Madame Web, Morbius)

  • @maxxatom
    @maxxatom Před 3 měsíci +4

    4:12 this literally reads like that jontron video about the exorcist, that made me laugh from that reference

  • @frankymcdaniel5552
    @frankymcdaniel5552 Před 3 měsíci +4

    8:04
    Get out of my Head
    Get out of my head
    Get out of my head

  • @ethejumper6568
    @ethejumper6568 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Highlights:
    0:00 Begin
    0:47 When something is not liked like the other
    2:10 The Dreamsequence was a Lie
    3:25 Live-Action Spideyverse (Scrapped)
    4:13 Who?
    4:57 Meme
    6:13 Perfect Example
    7:10 Best Recap
    8:22 Tom Hardy
    9:06 "I am out of the Eddie Closet"
    9:35 Minecraft Meme
    11:10 Ending

  • @Hisdamnself3
    @Hisdamnself3 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Love the video bolt keep up the good work

  • @blackprism5381
    @blackprism5381 Před 3 měsíci +5

    So take this with a grain of salt since this is a rumor and a rumor. I hopefully doesn’t come to fruition there might be a uncle Ben movie I don’t even know what they’re gonna do with him in that movie but already thinking about it ain’t gonna be great. Think Sony has gone for them is the spiderverse third movie comes out they got nothing they just stick to because somehow they’re much more better at that than making movies. Also there’s a really give back to Spider-Man rights to Marvel because they’re trying to do like a Multiverse thing and the fourth movie which doesn’t make sense since the third movie revolved around the Multiverse. At what Marvel‘s approach more of a grounded, Spider-Man movie the concept is that Spider-Man is trying to stop the kingpin because he’s trying to ban superheroes in New York and he teams up with the scorpion

  • @roderickbawcutt
    @roderickbawcutt Před 3 měsíci +2

    How does Sony make the amazing Spider-Verse films but fail spectacularly everywhere else???

  • @matthewk122
    @matthewk122 Před 3 měsíci +4

    For me, I watched alone with empty audiences

  • @Crit-zm1uc
    @Crit-zm1uc Před 3 měsíci +3

    Kraven is by far the most absurd of these movies because at least venom and morbius are actually anti-hero’s in the books and have actual solo runs to take from… (not that it was done well).. but kraven so reliant on Spider-Man as a character and is straight up fucked in the head that the anti-hero route with him really don’t make any sense.

  • @jordanwhite352
    @jordanwhite352 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The part that aggravates me the most is there's an entire way this whole thing could work that Sony is not doing because they give so little shits that they haven't even looked at the comics that they own the rights to. All they simply need to do to glue everything together besides obviously have better quality is to make and adoption of the Gold Goblin in Tony McGuire's Spider-Man universe. For those of you who don't know, there's been a recent comic series called Gold Goblin, where an older Norman Osborne has been cured of his insanity for the most part and now wants to atone for all of his crimes and chaos reconfiguring his villain style into a hero style called Gold Goblin and works with Peter and his allies who he has to constantly earn their trust in order to do actual good in the world while struggling with the fallout of decades of consequences to his own actions. They already established in no way home spoilers. I guess that Norman had been cured by the MCU Spider-Man and went back to his original timeline. Considering we don't know anything really about that timeline. Besides, everyone is older, imagine a movie starring Willem Dafoe with the same plot premise and Peter returning Tobey Maguire who is in a Tony stark-like position in his universe and he is helping Norman to be this new hero. Then you have all these other movies based on Spider-Man's villains and how they network together with shadowy stuff behind the scenes until you have a Gold Goblin sequel worth, they have to fight the multiuniversal Sinister Six. Every plot thing that they've done and are trying to do is right. Goddamn there handed to them on a silver platter and the scenario would be a new unique twist. It has all the nostalgia potential that no way home has visiting a fan favorite retro nostalgic universe, but the characters have now aged over time. Continuing plot threads from multiple current and past things. It would be perfect. Sony has to be a shitty company only being out competed by Warner Brothers and we're in the current hell that were in.

  • @FreddyA
    @FreddyA Před 3 měsíci +3

    Transition at 3:35 cleannnnnnn AF

  • @afierymess2307
    @afierymess2307 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Fun fact:
    El Muerto came out in only two issues of a backup story of Web of Spider-Man.
    That's.
    It.

  • @TwinkofArchie40
    @TwinkofArchie40 Před 3 měsíci +6

    4:14 Convicted groomer? When was Leto ever convicted? I know he a freaky person but that?

  • @waffle6376
    @waffle6376 Před 3 měsíci +6

    can you do reviewing every 2023 movie i seen

  • @jacksvendsgaard2270
    @jacksvendsgaard2270 Před 3 měsíci +5

    I was excited for Kraven despite the changes they made. Aaron Taylor Johnson is a great actor, and I think he could do well in the role. After Madame Web though, I don’t know if I can confidently say I’m interested. Might wait until it’s on streaming or whatever

    • @devofficialchannel
      @devofficialchannel Před 3 měsíci

      It would be cooler if they made it like a villain origin story.
      Maybe Kraven starts off as a genuinely nice guy before his killings eventually make him desensitised to violence and he slowly becomes more evil.

  • @user-ih3ho8bp1t
    @user-ih3ho8bp1t Před 3 měsíci +2

    I found you thank god i miss these channel

  • @sophitiaofhyrule
    @sophitiaofhyrule Před 2 měsíci +3

    Describing the Venom movies as "gay rom-coms" is accurate

  • @HiImSketch
    @HiImSketch Před 3 měsíci +2

    Fun fact: just like at 10:54, the same Vtuber company Hololive did another Sony Spider-manless Spider-man interview but with the main lead of Madam Web like a few weeks ago

  • @funkmaster1902
    @funkmaster1902 Před 3 měsíci +4

    To be fair Venom hasn't really been a villain for a long time. As far as I know the last time he was actually a villain was when Mac Gargan had him but I feel that was more of Mac being a villain. I guess there was the whole thing with Lee who forced Venom to do some bad stuff but I don't know if he was a straight up villain during that time

  • @INFERNO95
    @INFERNO95 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Venom is a but more of a anti-hero due having his own spinoff comics going back to the 90s. He one of the more popular Spiderman characters. The only other character that can probably carry her own movie is black cat. No other character needs a movie.

    • @randomgamer625
      @randomgamer625 Před 3 měsíci

      I don’t like the idea of a black cat movie unless they can figure out how to make a heist or spy movie interesting
      Aka the tropes where everything goes wrong but it’s actually revealed to be part of an over the top plan

  • @jwoncollier4412
    @jwoncollier4412 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I don't think they were following the source material 🤔

  • @ultronultron4938
    @ultronultron4938 Před 3 měsíci +3

    9:34 😂😂😂😂 not the minecraft eating sound 😂😂😂😂

  • @xf0rm
    @xf0rm Před 3 měsíci +5

    Underrated CZcamsrs go hard Ngl

  • @Headphone_Guy
    @Headphone_Guy Před 3 měsíci +1

    it would be absolutely gold seeing diamond make an apology video

  • @SRobot08
    @SRobot08 Před 3 měsíci +4

    3:17 vulture: yo I wanna kill Spider-Man source: trust me bro

  • @randomgamer625
    @randomgamer625 Před 3 měsíci +3

    8:49 the venom movies are actually good because they take inspiration from the lethal protector comics from the 80’s
    Venom 2 especially takes from the 80’s and actually talks like Venom

  • @Killallmangahaters
    @Killallmangahaters Před 3 měsíci +1

    i really liked the editing gags you put into this video, thank you

  • @player1marcio744
    @player1marcio744 Před 3 měsíci +9

    I fucking love the editing on this one, specially love 9:23

  • @theamazingspooderman2697
    @theamazingspooderman2697 Před 3 měsíci +4

    0:58 this edit was genius

  • @Theneongreninja
    @Theneongreninja Před 3 měsíci +2

    Making a Venom movie where he’s an anti-hero is honestly perfectly fine because Venom has been an anti-hero in the comics since the 90s

  • @SuperTrainGuy
    @SuperTrainGuy Před 3 měsíci +4

    What is Spider-Man movie universe without Spider-Man

  • @ProvidenceRex
    @ProvidenceRex Před 3 měsíci +2

    I like the Venom movies, but even I knew the trailer for Madame Web wasn't good when that came up during an ad break for Demon Slayer and that trailer explained nothing as to what the plot was.

  • @bonnieplushtuber5517
    @bonnieplushtuber5517 Před 3 měsíci +4

    What are you talking about? Morbius is peak!?

  • @adam-dn3hi
    @adam-dn3hi Před 3 měsíci +3

    10:10 honestly thats not exactly incorrect
    kraven relation to animals is inconsistent
    while he likes hunting animals he sometimes doesnt kill them and sometimes simply saves them from poachers
    very inconsistent

  • @katzuma7641
    @katzuma7641 Před 3 měsíci +8

    10:17 wait so it’s morbin time ISNT REAL!!! what next you’re going to tell me SANTA isn’t real as well??

  • @thewritingrowlet2980
    @thewritingrowlet2980 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Morbius and the two gay Rom-coms are the best superhero movies ever

  • @darkzerokirby1.00
    @darkzerokirby1.00 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Yay, a new Diamondbolt video at 6:42 in the morning!

  • @SirTacoVr
    @SirTacoVr Před 3 měsíci +1

    I like how Sony animations has been killing it, and the rest of Sony is killing itself

  • @Boxsulint
    @Boxsulint Před 3 měsíci +2

    11:16 i’m only interested in kraven the hunter because Aaron Taylor Johnson was my favourite character in bullet train

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Před 3 měsíci +2

    I still stand by the venom films being a pure cheesy popcorn flicks .

  • @OverlyPositiveFanboy
    @OverlyPositiveFanboy Před 3 měsíci +2

    Honestly, I was curious about Madame Web because it was the first one of these movies which didn't follow the villain-turned-antihero formula.

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 Před 3 měsíci +2

    meanwhile Sony has yet to touch the goldmine that is Japanese Spider-Man along with his giant robot.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Toei will make a hard deal to introduce the best Japanese Spider-Man ever to Sony! But they can make amends as they please, since both are Japanese corps.

  • @ManicFiction
    @ManicFiction Před 3 měsíci +1

    They can get away with Venom being an anti-hero because he's BEEN one in the comics for a long time already, if anything, his time as an anti-hero has been way longer than he's been a villain-

  • @kestar616
    @kestar616 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Love you 😊