Watching Terrible Mobile Game Ads - Diamondbolt
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- čas přidán 9. 08. 2023
- Fully expecting every single comment on this video to be "charge your phone."
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Adam sitting and wearing glasses is the next step towards his final evolution to becoming a video essayist.
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@@Rei_IsJustHereScott here
@@slavguy9324what?
im now convinced Adam has a clone who wears glasses and is more confident, who was swiftly dispatched before this video was finished
Dwight: Identify theft is not joke, Jim..
Hats off to Adam for sacrificing his sanity for our entertainment!
Wait... THATS HIS NAME?
more than once, actually. he da man
Facts what a legend
@@pumpkinjack7265 yep
Who tf is adam
Damn, the twink death on Diamond Bolt is serious. He's starting to look like the chad meme 💀
Unless Diamondbolt has 5000000 power, there is no way he’s gonna survive these goofy ahh ads
I think he can use code 6858hrjjs to get 500000 million power for free
@@untitled789900000000 power Ur weak I have 8000000000 power because I chose the Viking which gave me a increased capacity and gathering speed
@@jordanandrews216that is false! If you did not get 300 free chests, you downloaded WRONG game! Use code LUCKY777 for free hero Lucky and resources to build your base!
@@jordanandrews216You're really underpowered, I got 100 shitillion power when I played rise of kingdoms because I chosed Rome.
He made a Minecraft parody of the piraka rap. His power was already limitless after he made it
Nothing beats the 'Episode' & other story-driven game ads when it comes to being terrible - absolute fever dreams
Mobile game ads are really the first time where I actually did feel stupider watching them.
Adam looking at porn on his phone and loosing his mind is the funnies shit I have seen in a while
Mobile developers trying not to make a bad ad : Impossible
It can’t be that hard.😠
Imagine if there was an option to report these ads, the mobile gaming industry would crumble
The moment people stops wanting 777 draws and 80 million power, the Pornhub casting agency would crumble to ashes
During the beginning of tiktok's popularity, I would get ads for it by showing a mother threatening to hit her child with a belt, it was really disturbing. So I went to the play store's page and reported it and described the ad in detail. I haven't seen any ads from tiktok since.
I would love to report an ad for being misleading.
Ya know, replaying some older mobile games made me realize just HOW far we've fallen. Freeblade, a game from 2016 (which won mobile game of the year BTW, highly recommend it) had:
- A whole story mode and side missions
- Fun combat
- Insane customization that wasn't P2W
- An entire orchestra writing its score
ALL WITHOUT NEEDING ACCESS TO WIFI
All this isn't even getting to the online!
you mean warhammer 40k freeblade?
@@ilikepigeons6101elite game i still play it
Yes@@ilikepigeons6101
As a person who plays mobile games, I can confirm - these are all real and almost never ending.
About that question at the end, I've heard that generally advertising regulators are too busy dealing with the super scammy ads that people both actually fall for and suffer financial damage from (such as ads with links to ransomwear and the like) that all the other messed up ads are usually considered a low priority problem.
I once saw a homescapes advertisement where Austin is described is good around the house and it kept cutting to live action teen girls that found him cute like it was trying to sell Austin as a husband to teen girls.
I'm feeling sorry for his brain cells after he did this video
"The game was just in the corner, and the rest of the ad was just a girls butt."
Me-" dam she does look fine though."
"I couldn't find it again, so i recreated it here with markiplier."
Me- "Oh--"
Damn Diamondbolt with glasses 😂😂😂 you look good don’t get me wrong
Adam going from twinkformers to looking like he spent 5 years fighting in afghanistan is the character arc I live for
Ikr he went from a kid to an adult, crazy!
Bro Markiplier’s cake be lookin good ngl
The funny thing is that I would have watched the not scripted part
Adam's phone stopped loading the ads because it tried to save Adam's sanity, the phone is a hero, your sacrifice will not be forgotten!
"Hook up?"
"Yeah fucc yeah"
"You fell in love?"
"Get pregnant"
"He cheated"
"F U C C" 💀💀💀
Lmao didn't expect the creator to like this
Boy do I love seeing these advertisements every 5 minutes while watching a CZcams video that had to be sanitized to perfection for the yt censors
Mobile Game Ads: The bane of a phone owner’s existence
Not to sound like a broken record, but I think it’s that time of year for a “Transformers in 2023” video.
I agree with this statement
Seeing mobile game adds is like seeing the warp in 40K without even any sun glasses
These ads would be the work of Slaanesh, fresh from the immaterium
Nah even slaanesh has standards@@cooperleroy5406
Oh yeah. This is gonna be one of the best videos yet. I love a mobile game ad video.
Diamondbolt trying not to massively improve his editing and style every video challenge (impossible)
The markaplier think made laugh so much omg
2:22 This is exactly what J Jonas Jameson was talking about when he said Spider-Man was a menace
I demand a part 2.
“If you find your dad, your legally skilled”💀
Guess I’m not legally skilled
I miss the era where Mobile Games were actually games
the ads are insane enough to make poor old grimlocks mind what he thinks
I can't believe he risked his sanity for us.
Someone made an actual steam game of the terrible mobile game ad pipe puzzle levels and I find that hilarious
Fun fact: A game was made based on the game ads where they play bad to mess with you, including the Summoners War ones
It's called 'YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM!', I think it just needs the one where you pull pins to get marbles to fill a shape and it'll be 6/5
Can we just appreciate the effort Adam puts into to look like a Walmart nick eh 30?
1:08 I didn’t even realize that was Mark. SHEEEEEEEESH!
4:00 i got That Advert When i was at School learning Some chemicals and We Got This Advert, the teacher was spamming the skip button
no joke that ad with the knight guy shows up for me almost constantly cand brings up some very weird emotions
Really like this style of content man the mix is awesome!
Let’s go brother!
Is it just me or did bolts lighting get better
im surprised bros mind isnt completely fried with the mental torture he subjected himself to
5:31
The high pitched questioning "SquID GaMe?!" made me laugh more than it should have 😆
Adam really looking more and more professional with new vids and the new room setup
holy shit, the production quality has improved so much since some of the OG videos! i have not watched your channel in such a long time! congrats man!
Truly a Diamondbolt moment
2:14 Knowing these ads, I don't think those are webs...
This is 100% the Diamondbolt video I wanted to start off my senior year.
take a shot every time a mobile game ad involves cheating- You'll be dead in a minute
The "karate massage" had me dead
I get a new diamond bolt notification or recommendation about every 2-3 months. So it's a good binge every time I return.
Adam is just speedrunning getting demonetized at this point
This gives me nostalgia for when you made that video on mobile game ads years ago
You scared me with that intro Adam
People are still doing fanart of Espilon Prime?
That video must have been very impactful. I remember the first time I watched it was on vacation in Mexico.
Need more of these
0:45 is the funniest part
Lily's garden has the best ads, change my mind
5:05 funny how he blocked politics and religion.. but not most of the other things 😂
7:18 I've gotten that ad way too many times. I want to bleach my eyes.
Oh ya boy speedy on this one
Nice.
2:22 for such a disgusting game, that's a NASTY ass groovy keyboard.
One of my favorite CZcamsrs does one of my favorite subjects of video (shitty mobile game ads) and I couldn't be happier
1:10 was peak of comedy lol
Markiplier is an absolute chad🗿
Make a Part 2 when your phone can load more ads again
as someone whos been watching you for a few years, seeing the quality of your camera increase is nuts to me but it looks great! cant wait to see where you keep improving
The fact i have seen half these ads before this video will put me on a list
I haven't watched this man in a year and the f bomb shocked me. I was dead ass shocked 😂
What really aggravates me about phone game ads is how they deliberately get it all wrong just to set an example of what not to do.
The ads are so frustrating whenever it appears during a crucial time of a game I was playing
Ok but the random mark cameo caught me off guard
8:07 Peter got some rizz.
Moblie games Ads are just a different beast compared to regular ads XD
DiamondBolt Reacting to it is like a tradition
Good ol commercials and ads
Ah perfect timing! You upload just when I'm about to eat up in London!
*Video is about bad mobile game ads*
...oh no.
I feel like humanity as a whole is devalued every time someone releases an add like this.
bro got markeplier
Currently my CZcams ads are either ads about menopause or Honkai Star Rail
You’ve mastered comedic timing. The “go to jail for 7 years” bit made me audibly laugh at work.
I have seen hero war ads so much that I can't escape from it
0:44 why is bro screaming at an egg 💀
Flying Gorilla is the only ad ever
My personal favorite ads are the ones that blatantly rip off something else.
I've seen:
-connect the tubes to change the waterflow, *But the protagonist is Peppino from pizza tower.*
-remove all the blocks by tapping on them *but it's Mommy Longlegs from Poppy's Playtime part 2 telling you to do it.*
-balls nd ropes show a simple if dull gameplay... but it's playing a very slightly slowed down version of *Green Hill Zone.*
Are those transformers littering the floor in the back? My guy, buy a shelf
That 911 dispatch game I played the crap out of that game. I ended up unlocking basically everything from that.
Bro I can see the mustache evolving my guy is becoming something scary, OLD, because apparently reaching your twenties is old nowadays since time flies by fast
Most ads I get on CZcams are ether for TEMU or Dominos Pizza and some other random ones that are pretty tame, but I seem to get Dominos Pizza the most out of all of them.
YOOO NEW SETUO NEW CAMERA QUALITY!!!!!
I just got an ad for a mobile gamewhere two triceratops were having segs and a T rex then came along and ate them before an even bigger T rex ate it. I swear CZcams ads are getting just as bad as the in-game ads
8:13 The clapping sounds
I once got an ad about birth control when I was watching your videos
ngl your vids are fire
I can’t believe you had a secret twin and didn’t tell us about him Bolt
adam looking fit and good...the glasses look good too man
This would’ve been so much more chaotic if it was a Discordbolt video
omgg i get so many of those "play this game for an hour and u can get £1000" ads 😭
Diamondbolt can you talk about Weird Kids TV Shows again? You have to talk about Big Barn Farm because it's one of the weirdest kids TV shows I have seen in my whole life.
I've had youtube ads that are just straight up cropped real-life porn
you should make a video o your top 50 favourite movies