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Say what ya want about the US. But atleast the US House of Representatives don’t act like children and laugh at another party constantly for childish actions.
@@realzachfluke1 No your Congress full of fatties who eat sweets and chocolate during impeachments. And the only reason they laughed at Gordon Brown is because the Conservatives hate Labour and always have so they will do whatever they can to get a dig at them.
David Arbelaez I'm not even from the UK. I'm just watching because this is goddamn hysterical/tragic. Can't believe the Brits managed to colonize half the world with this kind of attitude.
***** Well, Britain is still the 5th largest economy in the world. No small potatoes, that. Personally, I think it'd have been better if the British Empire was still what it was in the early 20th C. India, if it'd have been a colony even for another 2 or 3 generations, would have been far less corrupt and more prosperous. In fact, no less a figure than SirWSC said as much. India was making real progress, and it's why I think Ghandi was a destructive figure in history. Look at the bloodshed after the British left. Incidentally, I had a friend in high school whose family had a really poor opinion of Ghandi for that reason. It was interesting to talk to people directly who'd lived there. As to us Yanks, you have to admit that we had a point about being taxed but with no seats in Parliament. We were British, after all.
***** I'm a bit grating to some of my fellow Americans because I realize that we did have support in the Revolution. I'm a conservative, and so often get accused of being a revisionist and anti-American for saying that. I'm hardly either. As to British strength, when we wanted to expand north after the Revolution, we were stopped cold by the British and it's why the Canadian border is where it is today. We did many resourceful and courageous things, but we did have support. I just wish that Britain and the USA could have set aside the differences far sooner than we did, for I think it would have served us both better. We almost came to war as late as the 1890s, for our interests conflicted in South America. I think Britain has been a great friend to America, and if it hadn't been for you who knows if we'd have been able to win WW2. Britain also paid back all those lend lease debts, even though Britain could have gotten a pass on that. To boot, Britain paid them back ahead of schedule. Also, Britain is the only other country aside from the USA who has met NATO funding agreements. I have this theory that Ghandi is viewed by so many in America as a positive figure for the same reason that one can't get anything like accurate news on the major networks. Anything that serves the leftist cause, and anti-Westernism does just that, is what you'll find in the news and in Hollywood movies. What do you think of your election just last week?
"I've worked with teenagers for over 14 years and you lot are all still more well behaved than any of the MPs in the house of commons" - an actual quote from my teacher
Dall of Cutie, The chancellor of the exchequer is the only MP aloud to drink inside the actual chamber itself. You can’t blame them for having a tipple with nearly 30 bars inside Westminster I’d be tempted to
Stuart Saunders, your right, but my point was he/she is the the only person permitted to drink in the house. Everyone else is forbidden including the PM, leader of the House of Commons and the speaker
To any foreigners stopping by...These aren't really funny moments, this is just a normal day in British Parliament. We are blessed to have the best circus in the world here in England.
I was very surprised. British people seem so polite. This looks like a pub. It's quite amazing that the population finds this normal. It's very funny indeed
@@beesfoot Gordon Brown may be PM, but he sending up Blair to undermine Brown. Roasting both at the same time I would say was the genius nature of this speech.
I wasn't aware there was a "high point" of Hague's career? I think you'll find he was a tedious little shitehawk with the intelligence of a four-year-old and the sophistication of a donkey.
@LennonH_05 You mean the man that says everything in hindsight and waits to hear what the most common view is before dutifully adopting that one as a policy? Ive eaten grains of rice with more flavour than that wet wipe.
4:22 John Bercow demands a MP withdraw the word “pipsqueak,” and the MP says “out of deference to you, Mr. Speaker, I withdraw it.” Thats kinda loaded, considering how vertically challenged Bercow is.
@ Ramses die Short. I am short myself (5’2” female), so I can call someone “vertically challenged” without giving offense. Us pipsqueaks must hang together, else we will surely hang separately. (Thank You, Ben Franklin).
nah mate the us IS bad. this is fine. other places around the world have worse politics like this. They don’t even get to sit around and talk like this.
>Guy tries to make a point >Room erupts so you can't hear him finish > "Ordah, o-ordah, o-o-ordah, ordah, ordah" Sounds like a great way to get things done
It's funny because the assemblies of Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are quite literally the opposite. And rightfully boring as sin. Let's be real. It's more of a sport than actual leadership.
I would love to examine and observe a true test of intellectual ability between you and most of these guys....I know who my bet would be on and my money is not on you chummy x 2..:)
All the Brits laughing at the irony of the claim that they saved the world as the world remains strife with the fallout of their colonial conquests lol
@Harvey Smith Multicultural? After being gentrified and/or having their resources exploited at the expense of what little they already had in life? lol don’t kid yourself.
@@npche9865everything comes at a cost. You wouldn't have been able to do none of that if your government didn't cause exploitation and suffering to your colonies and their wealth. It were the talented British like Newton for example who changed the world, not the stupid monarchy itself.
@SecondFavoriteColors I wouldn't go that far, I think. Real people in a group can be chaotic, but even crowds in places like movies theaters, concerts, and sports stadiums can at least quiet down and listen when absolutely necessary. Here, this is just nonsense; and what makes it worse is these are the effective leaders of the United Kingdom, and _this_ is how they act.
@@Pearg0ld pfft hardly Congress with its stupid filibuster rule is a waste of time parliament despite its many shortcomings is vastly more efficient than congress in the USA could ever hope to achieve. American Congress is far too structured
The real answer is that ten minutes of highlights from twenty five years of Parliament isn't really representative of most of the stuff that they do do. Most of it is surprisingly reasonable and, y'know, boring. Lots of "I propose this amendment, it would be good to make this change because x, y". "I disagree because z". "Okay, let's vote on that"
+KingDT2007 There are loads of bars there , some for MP's ,some for auxiliaries , etc ,etc , I had a drink in most of them when I worked there in the early 70's building the underground car park , and most days we'd see , George Brown deputy Labour leader, [ remember him ] ,rolling about pissed out of his head ,
@Hussain hey it's better than Kosovo, where they detonated tear gas to disrupt a vote (though I wouldn't put that past our esteemed current leadership)
+Chris Owens And we, the taxpayers, employ them to have these sessions, at a fine rate of ~£75,000 a year. Multiply that by the number of MPs, of course, since one MP will have difficulty wasting time alone, and we pay them a modest £48,750,000 for the comedy show. Imagine what we'd have to pay them to get them to run the country.
American House of Representatives: One Person has speech for 2 hours, nobody talks during it, speaker listens the entire time. British House of Commons: Guy tries to speak *Shouting so loud you can’t hear him* “Ordah! Ordah! This is so time-consuming!”
If parliament got stormed I garuntee the MPs wouldn’t cower behind the security agents in fear, they’d be out there throwing punches in a mass drunken brawl.
In the houses of parliament you can ridicule politicians as much as you want, and you can even laugh and heckle them for ages, but say Pipsqueak, you're out!
It's a technicality of the rules. You can infer that an MP is mistaken on a point, or even hiding details, but you can't call their honesty or honour into question. That's why MPs always have to address each other as "the honourable member", and why we have terms like "economical with the truth". You can't say another MP is lying in parliament, so they have to use more roundabout ways of saying it. You also can't directly insult another MP. You can insult their opinion, but not the MP.
Jibba Ellie please the house of common please tell the truth for them to practice dear citizenship test books so that they can understand the importance of the law of the land
Cameron to Brown (5:35): "This is the prime minister who went on American Idol with more makeup on than Barbara Cartland!" Very funny. Thank you for the upload.
I wish America was like this. No matter how much shade is thrown, they all come together in the end. People take everything so personal in the US it’s absolutely ridiculous.
You have to be American to say that. Please don't come to England with that " holier than thou " otherwise you will be roasted to pieces.....all in good hunoUr , naturally :)
Schools: Stop acting like children and making so much noise in class
Adults running the country:
Why the hell do you have no replies
@@lifeuncovered6188 looool I literally have no clue didn’t even know it reached 2.3k
@@Sharkzspolaroid wtf lmao
i know Im randomly asking but does any of you know a method to log back into an instagram account??
I stupidly forgot the login password. I would appreciate any tricks you can offer me.
@@thaddeusellis5831 I guess you could click the forget password button? That’s all I have for you, I hope you figure it out bro
British politician: makes a small speech mistake
Literally everyone: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
It's literally just year 7 all over again and that's why I love it
Say what ya want about the US. But atleast the US House of Representatives don’t act like children and laugh at another party constantly for childish actions.
As an American, the House of Commons looks a lot more fun than the House of Representatives in our Congress hahaha
Zachary Fluke what I’m saying bruh... could you imagine it rn??😭😭😭😂😂😂
@@realzachfluke1 No your Congress full of fatties who eat sweets and chocolate during impeachments. And the only reason they laughed at Gordon Brown is because the Conservatives hate Labour and always have so they will do whatever they can to get a dig at them.
The British Parliament laughs more than some comedy audiences.
Because they don't laugh at something funny
Cos they hate each other so it's like watching someone you really hate fucking up
Better crowd than a Bill Burr special's.
Fun fact 1: Friends used recordings from the house of commons for the audience background laughing.
Fun fact 2: Fact 1 was total bollocks.
they should pipe that into shit sit coms
They would all be expelled if they behaved like this at school.
These days! No they wouldnt and whoever shouted "order" would be branded a bully these days!
They all went to the same schools
The plonkers ARE at school.
Ahahahaaa
Parliment isn't school!
The House of Commons is one big Monty Python skit.
David Arbelaez I'm not even from the UK. I'm just watching because this is goddamn hysterical/tragic. Can't believe the Brits managed to colonize half the world with this kind of attitude.
***** Can you be ruthless? Sure. But only if America tells you it's okay first.
***** Fair enough. I just get the feeling people think the UK is weak and does whatever the US tells it to.
***** Well, Britain is still the 5th largest economy in the world. No small potatoes, that. Personally, I think it'd have been better if the British Empire was still what it was in the early 20th C. India, if it'd have been a colony even for another 2 or 3 generations, would have been far less corrupt and more prosperous. In fact, no less a figure than SirWSC said as much. India was making real progress, and it's why I think Ghandi was a destructive figure in history. Look at the bloodshed after the British left. Incidentally, I had a friend in high school whose family had a really poor opinion of Ghandi for that reason. It was interesting to talk to people directly who'd lived there. As to us Yanks, you have to admit that we had a point about being taxed but with no seats in Parliament. We were British, after all.
***** I'm a bit grating to some of my fellow Americans because I realize that we did have support in the Revolution. I'm a conservative, and so often get accused of being a revisionist and anti-American for saying that. I'm hardly either. As to British strength, when we wanted to expand north after the Revolution, we were stopped cold by the British and it's why the Canadian border is where it is today. We did many resourceful and courageous things, but we did have support. I just wish that Britain and the USA could have set aside the differences far sooner than we did, for I think it would have served us both better. We almost came to war as late as the 1890s, for our interests conflicted in South America.
I think Britain has been a great friend to America, and if it hadn't been for you who knows if we'd have been able to win WW2. Britain also paid back all those lend lease debts, even though Britain could have gotten a pass on that. To boot, Britain paid them back ahead of schedule. Also, Britain is the only other country aside from the USA who has met NATO funding agreements.
I have this theory that Ghandi is viewed by so many in America as a positive figure for the same reason that one can't get anything like accurate news on the major networks. Anything that serves the leftist cause, and anti-Westernism does just that, is what you'll find in the news and in Hollywood movies.
What do you think of your election just last week?
British parliament is like a hyper active primary school class.
"I've worked with teenagers for over 14 years and you lot are all still more well behaved than any of the MPs in the house of commons"
- an actual quote from my teacher
Well said Constantine.
They are disgraceful
No it’s THEATER 🎭
@@letticiadelgado9865 Purposefully distracting, similar methodology used by magicians and con artists.
Robin Williams once called Parliament "Congress with a two drink minimum," and I think he just may have been right!
Robin was a truly brilliant man. He was absolutely right. 😂👏🏻
Bq
I think some like Peruvian Dancing Dust just as much as he used to.
Well that's an American for you.
Boothroyd: USE YOUR VOICE, MAN!
Berclow: BE A GOOD BOY!
Martin: Order...please, order...don't make grandpa cry.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Boothroyd was Thatcher in drag.
Indeed, I feel quite sorry for Martin, clearly not cut out for the job, or blessed with a loud enough voice!
the bar man
_A PM:_ Makes one mistake
_The room:_ *_AAAHAHAHHAREAAAGARAGARHAHAHAHA_*
_Speaker:_ oh.. orda.. o-ordah plz ;;
That was the deputy pm nof the pm
@@StevioGaming1 Gordon Brown was defo the PM at that point.
FrostWalker yeah
😁😂 sounds like pizza
Michael Martin is like a small child: "O-o-order" How quiet can you get!?
'Commons' was filmed in front of a live audience.
That isn't a live audience , they are all part of the government
@@unknownfrvr6767 I think he was joking 🤣 Cuz they sound like the audience in friends lool
@@unknownfrvr6767 it's a joke, sitcoms used to say that to indicate they didn't use canned laughter.
@@unknownfrvr6767 wow, how dumb can one be?
Darwinian Atheist I'm not dumb , I'm just not 100 years old like you guys 😂
Everyone else: "Our politicians are refined and don't argue"
Britain: *Loud incomprehensible screeching*
Says no one ever
That is the biggest lie you could ever come up with (the everyone else part)
In Ukraine, our parliament famous for fightings in it
Then again there is India…
"I think I heard the word pipsqueak...The honourable gentleman must withdraw that term. It's not appropriate"
I'm not a British citizen nor have i even been to the UK but being a British MP is now officially my dream job
Ultimate dream 😂😂😂
@@rawaanshammers1199 MP: Mr Speaker I would li......
.....Parliament: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH
Mr Speaker: Ordeeeeer!!!
Ali Al-Timimy I hope not. They don't actually get anything done
You'll fit right in. Probably give you home secretary on skin colour alone. Lol
@@wildchavy2614 what you on about? Almost everyone in that room is white.
Michael Martin was like that supply teacher who couldn't keep the classroom under control
What's a supply teacher? I'm American lol
+slicedGabe substitute
+Oscar Funk oh ok now I get the joke
lol, I'm not even an english native speaker, and I got it.
Because you are not an American, right
When the British government is more funny then most modern reality shows nowadays.
To anyone who doesn't know. They get to drink alcohol before going in.
Dall of Cutie, The chancellor of the exchequer is the only MP aloud to drink inside the actual chamber itself. You can’t blame them for having a tipple with nearly 30 bars inside Westminster I’d be tempted to
@@shaun3473 I think it's only when delivering the budget
Stuart Saunders, your right, but my point was he/she is the the only person permitted to drink in the house. Everyone else is forbidden including the PM, leader of the House of Commons and the speaker
@@shaun3473 allowed FFS
@@hsdsaunders *hic* we've got no money I've spent it all.
orda...orda....err....orda.....orda....err....please....orda
I i know
I I know
I I I know
order oder udder
Can't he just say STFU
uddeer udder udder
pawel115 he's a gentlemen lol
“Your a miserable pipsqeak!” The nuclear option lol
Nuclear option... Lol
I’m sure he knows how to spell it: “You’re a miserable pipsqueak! “
4:18
You're*
LMAO!!!
“So recently a single mother with small children came to see me in Sheffield” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂i can’t breath
They were really small children you don’t understand.
Can you breathe?
Don't get the joke... could someone please explain
@@deepa1318 Specifying she's single makes it sound like he was hooking up with her
"Prime Minister transformation from Stalin to Mr. Bean" that makes me laugh
America has rap battles, we have the house of commons
Yeah but america is a shithole
@@Calvbread not really but ok
Fantastic comment! lol
Watching The House of Commons in action is far far more entertaining than the US House or Senate. Love it! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
America has a gun problem in schools and on their streets. We have the same issues in the UK but with knife's.
To any foreigners stopping by...These aren't really funny moments, this is just a normal day in British Parliament. We are blessed to have the best circus in the world here in England.
Check out South Africa's 😂😂,I enjoy them
@@TulongaShingualulu South African is a reduxed version of H. Of Commons I think
Ukrainex
Yeah South African parliament is probably the number one circus show.
I was very surprised. British people seem so polite. This looks like a pub. It's quite amazing that the population finds this normal. It's very funny indeed
Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland would like to have a word
Scientists : you need to laugh at least 10min each day to be healthy.
The House of Commons : noted.
6:54
The dude playing air guitar is me everywhere I go
"Recently a single mother with small children came to see me in Sheffield" - Everyone laughs
Yeah, what the fuck is up with that
*WHEEZE*
fatlax it sounded like he was “seeing someone,” meaning he was dating her
@@xXpallinnXx Because he paused allowing their minds to go into overdrive especially as Clegg is known as a Self-Righteous dickhead....
@@stephenkosar705 some MPs are so dirty minded lol
The female speaker was one step away from walking to that guy and slapping him in the face for not producing his voice!
😆😆
Not wrong. Nobody messed with Betty Boothroyd!
Simon Hughes a dishonest man in a dishonest party .
Yes, Betty Boothroyd. Now she was a proper Speaker!
@@oliveradams8711 The last proper speaker. (Excluding the incumbent as I've seen too little of him.)
BBC Parliament is sometimes one of the best unintentional comedies ever
1:25 - Legend has it that if you walk the empty halls of the House of Commons at night, you can still hear him call "order, or-or, order".
Prime Minister: *Breathes*
Everyone in that place: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Insert jeering here*
You forgot: yeaa yeaa yeaaaaah 🤣😂
Michael Martin was such a useless Speaker. Uh-uh-uh-order.
hodor
hold the door
He was, what a pathetic man
Lmao this comment genuinely made me laugh out loud.
That second clip was so sad. He didn't demand silence, he pleaded for it with the sad look of a starved dog half beat to death.
William Hague roasting Tony Blair at 8:02 is the absolute high point of Hague's career. A brilliant speech.
He roasted Gordon Brown
@@beesfoot Gordon Brown may be PM, but he sending up Blair to undermine Brown. Roasting both at the same time I would say was the genius nature of this speech.
What a low bar of career
I wasn't aware there was a "high point" of Hague's career? I think you'll find he was a tedious little shitehawk with the intelligence of a four-year-old and the sophistication of a donkey.
The most relax place on earth, everyone tell jokes, and everyone laughed together
Oda, Oda, Oda, ... oda
Nobunaga, Nobunaga, Nobunaga, ... nobunaga
He was auditioning for Game of Thrones...
Tokugawa, Tokugawa, Tokugawa, Tokugawa!
Leyasu Leyasu Leyasu
Hideyoshi Hideyoshi! Hideyoshi! ... Hideyoshi!
“Not only did we save the banks, we saved the world”
Sounds like the typical dreams of grandeur from the Labour Party
Many serious economists and experts say this is actually correct, he did.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wahahaha
@LennonH_05 You mean the man that says everything in hindsight and waits to hear what the most common view is before dutifully adopting that one as a policy? Ive eaten grains of rice with more flavour than that wet wipe.
That was a deliberate comedic touch.
4:22 John Bercow demands a MP withdraw the word “pipsqueak,” and the MP says “out of deference to you, Mr. Speaker, I withdraw it.” Thats kinda loaded, considering how vertically challenged Bercow is.
What does that mean?
Yea
Yea, what do you mean by vertically challenged?
Because Bercow was less than average in stature, the MP withdrew his attack.
@ Ramses die Short. I am short myself (5’2” female), so I can call someone “vertically challenged” without giving offense. Us pipsqueaks must hang together, else we will surely hang separately. (Thank You, Ben Franklin).
Gordon Brown: of course, spending will continue to rise and there will be a 0% increase next year...
"I must applaud the Prime Minister's remarkable transformation from Stalin to Mr Bean"
I love this guy...
More like house of banter...
Lol
House of fools !
Meech Films 1 House of Bitchin'?
House of douchebaggary. The point of banter though is that both find it funny, here they're obviously trying to genuinely get under each others skin.
sounds like the house of lunatics lol
Robin Williams once called the House of Commons “Congress with a two drink minimum.”
I’d say that’s pretty spot on.
I'd say you copied that from another user.
Wow. I thought the US was bad. This is what the internet would look and sound like if they were all in the same room.
nah mate the us IS bad. this is fine. other places around the world have worse politics like this. They don’t even get to sit around and talk like this.
"Put that finger away" is the most British thing I've ever heard
Its actually very difficult to put a single finger away. Try it and you'll see.
The finger is originally an American gesture.
04:26
>Guy tries to make a point
>Room erupts so you can't hear him finish
> "Ordah, o-ordah, o-o-ordah, ordah, ordah"
Sounds like a great way to get things done
It's funny because the assemblies of Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are quite literally the opposite. And rightfully boring as sin.
Let's be real. It's more of a sport than actual leadership.
We have good speakers now. He was fired fast
Tis the British way
The House of Lords aren’t even elected!
Yeah but as long as people listen it works pretty well.
“YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW WHEN ITS CHRISTMAS WHEN YOURE SITTING NEXT TO A TURKEY!”
Lmaooo
Looks so weird now seeing people actually sitting next to each other normally🤣
Lol I feel like I'm watching a Comedy Central roast
Barbie Can I be your paypig?
"A single mother with small children came to see me...." lol
Nudge nudge wink wink say no more
dirty dirty dirty minds...
Im getting the word...
Get some
Lol the House of Commons is savage! The American congress is a snooze fest 😂
Mr Speaker, the house has noticed the remarkable transformation from Stalin to Mr Bean - brilliant 🤣
Lmao British politics looks so much more fun than American politics.
+Justin „Credible“ Love house of commons needs to invite donald trump!
It is!
It's fun in a ''look at these retards'' kind of way, then you realize these guys are in power
I would love to examine and observe a true test of intellectual ability between you and most of these guys....I know who my bet would be on and my money is not on you chummy x 2..:)
America should try it some time.
"We not only saved the world- Saved the banks..."
Okay, that was pretty fucking funny XD
All the Brits laughing at the irony of the claim that they saved the world as the world remains strife with the fallout of their colonial conquests lol
@Harvey Smith Multicultural? After being gentrified and/or having their resources exploited at the expense of what little they already had in life? lol don’t kid yourself.
@@ethownzbh All that evil civilisation-building we did, the evils of modern medicine, technology, jobs and more. How awful.
@@npche9865everything comes at a cost. You wouldn't have been able to do none of that if your government didn't cause exploitation and suffering to your colonies and their wealth. It were the talented British like Newton for example who changed the world, not the stupid monarchy itself.
He meant to say “we not only saved the world’s banking system”
Honestly this seems so much more fun and a real talk than US politics, they’re all real people
I'm surprised that there's never a punch up
@@gailcrook2687 Tbf there sometimes are
@SecondFavoriteColors I wouldn't go that far, I think. Real people in a group can be chaotic, but even crowds in places like movies theaters, concerts, and sports stadiums can at least quiet down and listen when absolutely necessary. Here, this is just nonsense; and what makes it worse is these are the effective leaders of the United Kingdom, and _this_ is how they act.
US politicians are not real people
They're not real people they're scumbags with too much power
I wish we had something like this in America, seems fun
Seems like a was of time
@@Pearg0ld pfft hardly Congress with its stupid filibuster rule is a waste of time parliament despite its many shortcomings is vastly more efficient than congress in the USA could ever hope to achieve. American Congress is far too structured
How the hell do these people get anything done?
They don't
+robert4you Politicians be politicians. Atleast it's entertaining to watch in England.
Groucho M
In England yes... but here in Sweden it's a pure tragedy ;-)
+robert4you Same here in Croatia. The government is not borderline mafia, it is mafia.
The real answer is that ten minutes of highlights from twenty five years of Parliament isn't really representative of most of the stuff that they do do.
Most of it is surprisingly reasonable and, y'know, boring. Lots of "I propose this amendment, it would be good to make this change because x, y". "I disagree because z". "Okay, let's vote on that"
ODAH!...ODAH...ODAH!
conundrum11 Easiest job in the world?
conundrum11 Hodor... Hodor...
The easiest job in the world ….I think that the reason why is flooding of sex and violence .
John PiaPian : HA! could you imagine if he sprung that during Parliament?
😂😂
2:28 My boss when I ask him for a pay rise
“Parliament’s like Congress with a 2 drink minimum, it’s wild” -Robin Williams
speaker: "I must ask the honourable gentleman to withdraw his statement calling the prime minister a common dandy."
Opposition MP: "NEVER!!!"
Sam Howard bunch of Dandy lion in suit bunch of wankers
British politics is hilarious
What is dandy? Lmao
@@geletoz I think it's where you're a bit camp or effeminate.
Cameron is not a dandy..he’s a wan...
Parliament has a two drink minimum I think
Well they don't state the size of the drink do they?
+arbitterm they actually have a bar in the building
+arbitterm www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/mar/15/parliamentary-bars-what-really-like
So you know i am telling the truth
+KingDT2007 There are loads of bars there , some for MP's ,some for auxiliaries , etc ,etc , I had a drink in most of them when I worked there in the early 70's building the underground car park , and most days we'd see , George Brown deputy Labour leader, [ remember him ] ,rolling about pissed out of his head ,
That'll be two yards of ale then, thanks!
1:53 freshmen when the teacher tells a corny joke
“Saved the world”
I will always loathe Vince Cable but that "Stalin to Mr. Bean" comment was priceless.
@Hussain hey it's better than Kosovo, where they detonated tear gas to disrupt a vote (though I wouldn't put that past our esteemed current leadership)
The suicide rate for stenographers must be astronomical
Hahahahaha
@@angelahayes24 ohhhddah!
Hahaha that’s funny!!
I don't think they record any of this. Everyone knows it's pointless.
@@andremoreau8390 OH you should be a MP. Your punchlines are pure gold
Mom, I want Britain.
Mom: We have Britain at home.
Britain at home:
This IS britain.
This is so British, my water turned to tea
Legends says they all go for a cheeky nandos after their session is over
Taxpayer funded of course.
Omg I love British slang/inside British jokes
Add the boozer to that liat, bet many of them no doubt do, just look at the shape on some of them..
This is more like a 'yo momma' dissing sessions.. Absolute nutters.
And it's great!
+Chris Owens And we, the taxpayers, employ them to have these sessions, at a fine rate of ~£75,000 a year. Multiply that by the number of MPs, of course, since one MP will have difficulty wasting time alone, and we pay them a modest £48,750,000 for the comedy show.
Imagine what we'd have to pay them to get them to run the country.
it's also a ten minute clip representative of half an hour a week for around 40 years.
Half-hour a week . That is all PMQ's are...
“Stalin to Mr. Bean” 😂
Great put downs. Callaghan to Thatcher, “Prime Minister, you are the only man in your cabinet.” Thatcher to Callaghan, “One more than yours then.”
How was Martin ever elected speaker? His voice was so passive and quiet.
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He got the job by collecting nectar point.
A quiet Labour Scotsman in a parliament dominated by the timid men of the Brownite Parliament.
Anne Widdecome should've got the Speaker job. That shrill hag would have been hilarious.
He always reminded me of Private Godfrey off dad's army. 😂
I felt sorry for the first man. The Speaker was absolutely useless.
Lol
Sehnsucht Hughes
Sehnsucht The second speaker I also felt bad for.
the great Betty Boothroyd was right - I cant stand people who think there should be silence when they talk,
Sorry, I meant in my personal life. You have a point. Thank god Im not a politician.
‘We’d not only saved the world, er’ms, the banks’ 😂😂
"Produce your voice Mr. Hill!!"
My mum when she wants me to answer a question but keeps cutting me off when I try to answer.
American House of Representatives: One Person has speech for 2 hours, nobody talks during it, speaker listens the entire time.
British House of Commons: Guy tries to speak
*Shouting so loud you can’t hear him*
“Ordah! Ordah! This is so time-consuming!”
The US is like an oral presentation while the UK is a supper night.
"Not only have we... *saved the world* and saved the ba-"
*OOOOOohhhhHHHHHoooooooOHHHHHHHHH*
lmfao
Just imagine they were all laughing like this back in the 1800s over 1/4 of the world😂😂
If parliament got stormed I garuntee the MPs wouldn’t cower behind the security agents in fear, they’d be out there throwing punches in a mass drunken brawl.
2:03 - that terrible supply teacher that can't control the class!
None of 'em did, that lady at the beginning did the wannabe-dominant posturing but at the same time basically admitted she's got no control.
In the houses of parliament you can ridicule politicians as much as you want, and you can even laugh and heckle them for ages, but say Pipsqueak, you're out!
hahaha
Omg its badmouse what was the chance of finding him hear !!!
It's a technicality of the rules. You can infer that an MP is mistaken on a point, or even hiding details, but you can't call their honesty or honour into question. That's why MPs always have to address each other as "the honourable member", and why we have terms like "economical with the truth". You can't say another MP is lying in parliament, so they have to use more roundabout ways of saying it. You also can't directly insult another MP. You can insult their opinion, but not the MP.
BadMouseProductions I
Jibba Ellie please the house of common please tell the truth for them to practice dear citizenship test books so that they can understand the importance of the law of the land
Legend says the first guy is still trying to produce his voice
Prime Minister: and Due to the fac- hiccups
House: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH
Speaker: Ord-Hehe orde- uhm ORDER!! (Heheheheh)
My new ring tone is gonna be Michael Martin trying to calm the house of bafoons
How are you going to be able to hear it?
Buffoons
I’ll stick with my *Soul Glo* ringtone :)
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I love our old speaker's feeble “order" almost as much as Bercow's *OOOORRRDAAAAAAAAA*
“Mr Hughes spit it out” 😂
2:15 the language teacher who can't control the class
HODOR! HODOR! HODOR!
I'm all in for a house of hodor
I don't agree with David Cameron's politics, but he is good at this lol
legend says that mr. hughes is still trying to spit it out
Cameron to Brown (5:35): "This is the prime minister who went on American Idol with more makeup on than Barbara Cartland!" Very funny. Thank you for the upload.
I guess anything goes in the British House of Commons...except "pipsqueak."
I just love how this parliament is made of young people. It's just like a long lunch period where they just roast the hell out of each other for fun.
These people are young to you?
Most of these people are old fucks lmao, they just act like kids
Compared to America they probably are
Fucking young? These people are 40 years my senior at least.
Dennis Skinner growling ‘hurry up...come on’ at 0:28
I pretty much watch this annually and it gets better every time
I could pay money to watch the house of common
No need, it's free. There are public galleries (also in the boring House of Lords) and believe even non-Brits can register and watch.
Aussies are similar. just less tea.
Same here!
British politics ain't got nothing on Australian question time
Randy Jackson no tea in parliament. It would spoil the leather
"I know how it feels, the noise, the mess, trying to get the children to shut up" That's how the speaker feels.
I can’t imagine what happened 100 years ago
Still think "Who are you?" aimed at Corbyn was one of the most bloody hilarious moments in Parliament ever. Shame this vid was nine years ago 🤣
7:10 took me ages to see that hahaha
Nice
What is that song by the way ?
@@Dracashino I want to know as well!
@@henhenhen19 Broken Wings by Alter Bridge
@@jockejocke1 an amazing song by an amazing band
I wish America was like this. No matter how much shade is thrown, they all come together in the end. People take everything so personal in the US it’s absolutely ridiculous.
Very True. They have a drink together in the Bar afterwards...
@@Isleofskye and talk about more ways to bleed money from British citizens lol
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Tru Say, Mi Bredrin T.
The Ambitious Minnesotan But sometimes throwing a joke can be uncalled for and not needed an plainly an insulting.
You have to be American to say that.
Please don't come to England with that " holier than thou " otherwise you will be roasted to pieces.....all in good hunoUr , naturally :)
The William Hague clip at the end is utterly supreme 😂😂😂
I won't lie. The guy who said there is a 0% rise deserves to be laughed at in a good way.
That moron was actually prime minister...nearly bankrupted the country