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  • @polosatus
    @polosatus Před 4 lety +2245

    Actually, that was addressed in the movie itself. Maui at some point says: "If the ocean's so smart, why didn't it just take the heart back to Te Fiti itself? Or bring me my hook? The ocean's straight up kooky-dooks". Yep, that's it. The ocean is kooky-dooks. That explains it.

    • @user-oi4ll5ow4e
      @user-oi4ll5ow4e Před 4 lety +79

      Maui after watching this video:I take my words back.

    • @javierlatorre480
      @javierlatorre480 Před 4 lety +140

      The actual issue was that Te Ka is hurt by water, which is why she was confined to the island and couldn't move around. If the ocean tried reaching Te Ka, it would just cause her serious harm.

    • @kingdedede5570
      @kingdedede5570 Před 4 lety +57

      yet it has no qualms whatsoever with moana baiting te ka into punching the ocean multiple times

    • @kpopxlife_o0_5
      @kpopxlife_o0_5 Před 3 lety +7

      Yes maybe in part 2 this will be told

    • @thegreatpapyrus3644
      @thegreatpapyrus3644 Před 3 lety +41

      The ocean became dangerous after the heart was stolen and people stopped voyaging, therefore no one would know that the ocean's already safe because no one would go past the reef because of the rule of "no voyaging" made by the ancient chief's... Plus who would teach the new people who has apparently little knowledge of how to voyage the tips and tricks? And just as Maui said the ocean might've felt like the connection for the people, the way that they would travel to island to island where the sea is used as the way/connection, and maybe wants to feel that again, so if the ocean just put the heart back, then the people wouldn't know that it's already safe therefore making it harder to make/convince them to voyage again, plus with the current chief's mentality a. k. a. Moana's dad? I don't know if they will even be allowed to go past the reef... UNLESS! someone goes beyond the reef, bring the heart of Te fiti back to its rightful place which will make the whole of the ocean calm again, and going back home with their testimony/story and then the VOYAGING would finally happen because the people will know that the ocean is finallt viable. Then the Ocean is happy... The sea is where the Maori? tradition happens which is voyaging and the sea feels happy to be a part of it
      And misses it therefore all that I said above has to happen for voyaging to happen again(PERIOD) I REST MY CASE
      EDIT: Sorry for the unclear explanation and maybe some wrong grammars here and there, I'm not a native English speaker TvT soriiiii

  • @price6115
    @price6115 Před 4 lety +3656

    Ocean: *fine I'll do it myself*

    • @kingcheese1053
      @kingcheese1053 Před 4 lety +32

      Thanos phrase

    • @persian249
      @persian249 Před 4 lety +16

      Sooo funnyyy

    • @conanu4857
      @conanu4857 Před 4 lety +20

      yes you will, now plunge with all of your hatred! gooood... gooood...

    • @runalmungekar13
      @runalmungekar13 Před 4 lety +11

      Real question, why didn't it did in first place?

    • @peach7749
      @peach7749 Před 4 lety +3

      @@runalmungekar13 yeah Ikr

  • @jalangkoteisdabes8456
    @jalangkoteisdabes8456 Před 5 lety +2089

    1:29 is that nemo and his dad

  • @ishitad007
    @ishitad007 Před 4 lety +753

    Maui: But Tamatoa, I'm nothing without my hook...
    Tamatoa: If you're nothing without your hook, then you shouldn't have it.

    • @rajagopal3432
      @rajagopal3432 Před 3 lety +57

      With great hook comes great responsibility......!!!

    • @MrDsb
      @MrDsb Před 3 lety +66

      Maui: But Tamatoa, I'm nothing without my hook...
      Tamatoa: Are you Maui, God of hooks

    • @ashhh2023
      @ashhh2023 Před 3 lety +4

      @@MrDsb HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @cathrionaoshea1687
      @cathrionaoshea1687 Před 3 lety +7

      Spider man homecoming reference 😂

    • @killgarraghforever
      @killgarraghforever Před 3 lety +5

      @@MrDsb Maui: I'm not even a god!

  • @themightypancake5695
    @themightypancake5695 Před 7 lety +2651

    Let's take a moment to appreciate the best characters in the movie, The Ocean, and Maui's tattoo

    • @jesusesoltero5651
      @jesusesoltero5651 Před 7 lety +66

      TheMightyPancake nah Its The chicken

    • @Mr.Z2311
      @Mr.Z2311 Před 7 lety +56

      TheMightyPancake Nah, it has to be Tamatoa!

    • @soakaliz4338
      @soakaliz4338 Před 7 lety +29

      TheMightyPancake and the old woman

    • @pure_jan9463
      @pure_jan9463 Před 7 lety +13

      Papadilha Grandma Tulu?

    • @Mr.Z2311
      @Mr.Z2311 Před 7 lety +10

      Dark Wolfz Grandma Tala

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 Před 7 lety +1268

    1:00 Ocean: You're welcome!

  • @alanquaplayz4216
    @alanquaplayz4216 Před 5 lety +198

    Moana: can i have it??
    Ocean: *NOPE*

  • @junkfooduniverse3953
    @junkfooduniverse3953 Před 4 lety +136

    Maui: "if the oceans so smart then why didn't it bring the heart to tefiti itself"
    Hishe: "let's do that it will be a awesome video"

  • @ConnorThomas
    @ConnorThomas Před 6 lety +3435

    "I'm bored."
    "I'mmm bored"
    "I'm shining!"
    "And I'm Batman!"

  • @bethsieb7373
    @bethsieb7373 Před 7 lety +2006

    This was my thought throughout this entire movie

    • @ichorsama7414
      @ichorsama7414 Před 7 lety +8

      Daina Daystaff me too

    • @Miniplum999
      @Miniplum999 Před 7 lety +134

      Daina Daystaff I saw a video which shows why the ocean doesn't do exactly that.
      it's basically to put the world back on track.
      the ocean wants the humans to travel again and not be stuck on the island. it also want mauwi to redeem himself and become loved again

    • @pewdiepieisanazi7790
      @pewdiepieisanazi7790 Před 7 lety +17

      Miniplum999 sounds reasonable enough

    • @twitchascension
      @twitchascension Před 7 lety +25

      +Miniplum999 They pretty much explain it in the movie. Maui says:
      "You know the ocean used to loved when I pull out islands. Cause your ancestors would sail the seas. Find them. All those new island, new villages... It was the water that connected them all."

    • @ShonaMcCarthy
      @ShonaMcCarthy Před 7 lety +23

      But also, Maui was the one who had to bring it back since he was the one who stole it. He was meant to repay his debt.

  • @extrapathos
    @extrapathos Před 4 lety +523

    Moana: bored
    Maui: bored
    Crab: shiny
    Chicken: in love
    HoTeL: TrIvAgO

  • @lyndseystrait1513
    @lyndseystrait1513 Před 2 lety +10

    🤣 A love story between Becky and Hey Hey is something I probably never would have thought of but they are absolutely perfect for each other! I also like HISHE videos like this one that show how the most practical solutions are not necessarily the ones that are the most beneficial for the characters!

  • @pawl7895
    @pawl7895 Před 7 lety +1472

    Moana's dad: Now what should I name my daughter? I for sure don't want her nowhere near the ocean...
    Moana's mom: How about-
    Moana's dad: I'll name her Moana.
    Moana's mom: That means ocean you know.
    Moana's dad: It's done, her name is Moana. Moana for sure. Moana's good. It's good.

    • @markibash2689
      @markibash2689 Před 7 lety +24

      So her name is Moana's dad?

    • @MillyDel
      @MillyDel Před 7 lety +35

      Emily Allen she mentioned in the how far I'll go reprise that it was her grandma who named her

    • @aliciahorton9032
      @aliciahorton9032 Před 7 lety +13

      so her name is Moana. Moana for sure. Moana's good. It's good?
      that's a pretty long name tbh

    • @emilykranking9996
      @emilykranking9996 Před 7 lety +4

      no that was a deleted song that said that

    • @hiromipena7791
      @hiromipena7791 Před 7 lety +6

      Ok since Moana's dad said it's a good name then I should name my future daughter Moana thx Moana's dad

  • @ktownpunkjr.1946
    @ktownpunkjr.1946 Před 7 lety +1900

    "i'm bored"
    "I'm bored"
    "I'M SHINY!"
    xD

  • @Delusional_Simp
    @Delusional_Simp Před 4 lety +127

    *Ocean: Either give it to her, wait till shes older, then itll take even more time to save the world OR... i do it myself?*
    *_Sconds later_*
    *_HOORAY! I SAVED THE UNIVERSE!_*

  • @manas8002
    @manas8002 Před 5 lety +626

    Maybe I should have watched this instead of the whole movie lol !!😂😂

  • @faiirychild
    @faiirychild Před 7 lety +1856

    well
    i guess the ocean was lazy in the real movie
    "here kid have a stone, go do something i was supposed to do"

    • @somekid2500
      @somekid2500 Před 7 lety +45

      Nope. Ocean wants people to sail. Moana teaches people to sail after learning from Maui. Plus the ocean would probably evaporate before it got close enough. So yah. I know you probably meant this as a joke but I really don't care.

    • @MangoMishap
      @MangoMishap Před 7 lety +13

      Internet Sans The ocean would evaporate?

    • @turboyabo864
      @turboyabo864 Před 7 lety +27

      Internet Sans I don't think you though about this it's the ocean and lava .
      the amount of water the "ocean" has is vast compared to the giant lava lady .
      who could have been engulfed into the ocean if the ocean actually did it's job .
      and ocean could have taught people to sail any other time it could be a Disney short

    • @noregrets92
      @noregrets92 Před 7 lety +31

      "Sorry son, that fishing trip we had planned is cancelled. God damn ocean evaporated."

    • @erinwoah3696
      @erinwoah3696 Před 7 lety +4

      WaterMelicious the ocean didn't do it because it could not touch her

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade Před 7 lety +4117

    SAME THING!! THE OCEAN IS SO OP! IT COVERS THE MAJORITY OF THE PLANET! THAT IS AN INSANE ALLY WITH INSANE FEATS!

  • @xavierburval4128
    @xavierburval4128 Před 3 lety +5

    Ocean: literally transports items(the heart) across vast distances and even chucks them around at incredible speeds
    Also ocean: yeah I’ll just wait for Moana to grow up and risk the entire island first

  • @ratzlord3125
    @ratzlord3125 Před 3 lety +128

    Maui: I'm nothing without the hook
    Moana: Are you Maui, demigod of hooks??
    Really expected that...

    • @lyndseystrait1513
      @lyndseystrait1513 Před 2 lety +1

      Honestly true

    • @rahav2324
      @rahav2324 Před 5 měsíci

      But if he demigod of hooks then he can create or control it, no more problems😊

  • @edlopez4407
    @edlopez4407 Před 7 lety +645

    That Crossover at the end was AMAZING!!!

  • @toni1086
    @toni1086 Před 7 lety +300

    That ending was what the entire movie should be about

  • @phoebedied2983
    @phoebedied2983 Před 4 lety +88

    “I’m bored”
    “I’m bored”
    “And I’m shining!”

  • @Totally_Bonkers
    @Totally_Bonkers Před 4 lety +142

    *Doctor strange comes out of nowhere*
    ocean: *confused*
    moana: *more confused*
    doctor strange: I need this to save billions of people, thanks. *he takes the heart*
    *meanwhile in infinity war...*
    thanos: okay give me the stone.
    strange: okay. *he gives the heart*
    *later during the snap...*
    *Snap!*
    thanos: WHY DIDNT IT WORK?!!?
    strange: well I mean moana was uhh… kind.. enough to give me the heart so.. I mean its green and... UHH BABY! *thanos turns into a baby*
    thor: wait wha- okay.
    strange: remember to go for the head if you have to fight anyone else that finds a glove and finds 6 glowing pebbles that wants to do something dangerous with it like snapping to a tune with it.
    thor: WAIT WHAT?
    strange: confusing, am I right?
    *thor goes for the head*
    *meanwhile in moana…*
    *EVERYONE WITHERS AWAY AND DI- STRANGE COMES IN AND SUDDENLY REVERSES IT AND RESTORES THE HEART QUICKLY*
    THE END

  • @lillyshacklee1640
    @lillyshacklee1640 Před 7 lety +1117

    0:22 I thought the ocean was gonna chuck it at her.

  • @jimfanta7783
    @jimfanta7783 Před 7 lety +413

    The chicken part at the end!!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @shawnwillbok
      @shawnwillbok Před 7 lety +4

      James Johansen what is he black one from?

    • @alejandrogonzalez-it2dn
      @alejandrogonzalez-it2dn Před 7 lety +1

      shawnwillbok From Finding Dory

    • @sliceofbread6929
      @sliceofbread6929 Před 7 lety +15

      Yess! I ship them #Hecky

    • @fenix238
      @fenix238 Před 7 lety +6

      James Johansen Are you honestly that stupid?? The dumb bird was LITERRALY CARRYING THE DUMB CLOWNFISH FROM FINDING DORY!!!! HOW ARE YOU THIS BLIND!?!?!?

  • @msufan590
    @msufan590 Před 4 lety +10

    Would've been HILARIOUS if they had the ocean in a cup of water chilling with batman and superman after it saved the day lol

  • @graceful1537
    @graceful1537 Před 4 lety +85

    Te fiti was te ka at the same time
    “I’m bored”
    “And I’m SHINY”

  • @musaibwadkar
    @musaibwadkar Před 7 lety +483

    I love it when a movie could have been ended in the first couple minutes

    • @Random_Fanatic
      @Random_Fanatic Před 7 lety +6

      MUSAIB Wadkar XD Exactly! I didn't really like Moana ... But it was better than Frozen so I was okay with it.

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 Před 7 lety

      MUSAIB Wadkar plot holes though

    • @crashkojote5627
      @crashkojote5627 Před 7 lety +3

      I really wonder why the fanbases of frozen and moana seemingly want to cut each other's throats.
      Can someone explain?
      I liked both

    • @beyourself1214
      @beyourself1214 Před 7 lety +2

      Crash Kojote Probably the same reason that the Tangled people and Frozen people were at each other's throats four years ago: pointless drama.

    • @crashkojote5627
      @crashkojote5627 Před 7 lety +4

      Ok, thank you.
      Once again the secret craving of the humans to kill each other.
      Wether with words or with weapons does not matter to them ^^

  • @brooke.pollock
    @brooke.pollock Před 7 lety +1277

    I love at the end of the vid how HeiHei falls in love with Becky the bird from Finding Dory

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 Před 7 lety +33

      Just what we wanted...two retarded birds falling in love :P

    • @Xweetaa
      @Xweetaa Před 7 lety +8

      wouldn't it just kill the lava lady when it cover her in water

    • @Retmars
      @Retmars Před 7 lety +29

      where is my Becky? Becky. Becky. Becky love blue. hey! Becky you want sum fuk? No HeiHei, go find someone else.

    • @thewazupdude90
      @thewazupdude90 Před 7 lety +46

      LEMME SMAASH!

    • @erry0146
      @erry0146 Před 7 lety +12

      Becky lemme smash

  • @marshyhmr7766
    @marshyhmr7766 Před 3 lety +4

    0:42 that face is legitimately terrifying

  • @TriggerBearswag
    @TriggerBearswag Před 5 lety +478

    makes so much more sense

  • @mariankenny6152
    @mariankenny6152 Před 7 lety +1437

    the ocean be like"what can i say except your welcome"🎶🎶🎶

    • @macxgames
      @macxgames Před 7 lety +7

      nice one 😁😁😁

    • @tjstarblood624
      @tjstarblood624 Před 7 lety +15

      For saving the world That he destroyed. *points at Maui* What can I say except you're welcome, you guys were way too late to realize. You could have... Saved your own world. Well, come to think of it... Honestly guys, I really miss you and I wish you would sail across me again, but I know that you are just too chicken. The boats. The winds. The sea. All that is just so missed by me. I found the heart, I gave it to the island. Now guess what, you don't have to go hidin'. What's the lesson what is the takeaway. You hide from the ocean when it's on it's breakaway. And the waves here on the shore. Won't ever see you no more. Look at me, I saved your island. Look at the fishes all started cheering. Hey Hey Hey YAAAAY! So what can I say except you're welcome for making this sweet parody. Yeah it's okay it's okay you're welcome I won't be singing it on TV!!

    • @chooseyourpoison5105
      @chooseyourpoison5105 Před 7 lety

      +Hell's “Evil” Princess Here, please have your Oscar.

    • @muktarabdi9554
      @muktarabdi9554 Před 7 lety +1

      Hell's Princess c

    • @majorbear133
      @majorbear133 Před 7 lety

      Hell's Princess good jod on doing that lol

  • @Lotsolov4u
    @Lotsolov4u Před 7 lety +1692

    Maui so called this during the movie! "If the ocean's so smart, why didn't it return the heart itself?"

    • @owenmeschter9888
      @owenmeschter9888 Před 7 lety +26

      Kashan Preston why does no one take note of thsi

    • @sphee4149
      @sphee4149 Před 7 lety +8

      the movie is better like this a short movie

    • @Shakiahjprod
      @Shakiahjprod Před 7 lety +24

      Because everytime tahiti touched the water it hurt her. Did you never watch the full movie?

    • @mirandawilkey7548
      @mirandawilkey7548 Před 7 lety +39

      By acknowledging this, the movie proved that it couldn't be a plot hole. Only Moana could restore the heart.

    • @Lotsolov4u
      @Lotsolov4u Před 7 lety +19

      Red Yes, why else would I have watched this? But they weaponized water against her anyway so the ocean still could've returned the heart

  • @seleneduenes5929
    @seleneduenes5929 Před 3 lety +3

    ocean: hmm should i irresponsibly give it to the child and just hope she doesn’t lose the heart and hope that shes up for the incredibly hard and dangerous task of restoring the heart or should i easily, quickly and safely do it myself...

  • @fireruby544
    @fireruby544 Před 4 lety +4

    I expected the ocean to just give baby Moana a little pat on the head. "Nope nope nope, you're not drowning, little one. Good girl."

  • @dumbre0n18
    @dumbre0n18 Před 7 lety +905

    "I'm bored..."
    "I'M bored..."
    "AND AHM SHINEEEH"

    • @keliypso
      @keliypso Před 7 lety +4

      XD

    • @sofa7776
      @sofa7776 Před 7 lety +7

      LIKE A TREASURE FROM A SUNKEN PIRATE SHIP! SCRUB THE DECK AND MAKE IT LOOK
      S H I N E E E H

    • @shadzep2701
      @shadzep2701 Před 7 lety +3

      I A T E M Y G R A N D M A

    • @shadzep2701
      @shadzep2701 Před 7 lety +6

      And it took weeks because she was humoungus

    • @shadzep2701
      @shadzep2701 Před 7 lety +3

      Its from the movie moana, where tamatoa (the giant shiny crab) says to moana "i ate my grandma"

  • @daffo595
    @daffo595 Před 7 lety +3654

    RIGHT. THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS WONDERING ABOUT THE MOVIE THE WHOLE TIME

    • @aienma6660
      @aienma6660 Před 7 lety +1

      Same.

    • @ThePaulOwnzU
      @ThePaulOwnzU Před 7 lety +7

      Daph Duck yeah it was the first thing i thought of when I left the theaters

    • @keliypso
      @keliypso Před 7 lety +3

      Me too

    • @danielarodriguez-ot6gk
      @danielarodriguez-ot6gk Před 7 lety

      hahahaha

    • @DancingGeniuz
      @DancingGeniuz Před 7 lety +55

      It was about giving back the heart to Te Fiti by a human to make believe again in mankind and to forgive....

  • @kabirqirati1160
    @kabirqirati1160 Před 3 lety +29

    I think the ocean was like that one diety character who can solve the entire conflict himself but instead just guides others and lets them solve their problems themselves .... only helping them out when they need it ... it must practically be forbidden to interfere in mortal affairs but bends the rules due to having a soft side for Moana ... Or all of that might simply be due to the fact that he wanted the culprit Maui to right his own wrong and redeem himself in this journey 🤔🤔

  • @yanderekun5561
    @yanderekun5561 Před 6 lety +56

    At least hei hei found love in the form of becky

  • @WilyGryphon
    @WilyGryphon Před 7 lety +126

    Well, the Ocean wanted Moana to bring back the Wayfinder culture and have them sail the seas once more (which Maui even said that the Ocean enjoyed), which is why the Ocean sought out a chosen one in the first place.
    The real HISHE would be "Maui steals heart, Te Ka knocks him out of the sky, Ocean splashes Te Ka and stuns her, Ocean puts heart back in, Te Ka turns back into Te Fiti, Ocean steals one of the Kakamora's blowdarts and sticks it into Maui's buttcheek while also giving the hook back to him".
    Result: the blight doesn't spread, Motonui people don't give up Wayfinding, and we don't have to listen to Tamatoa's song.

  • @dorkchops
    @dorkchops Před 7 lety +5312

    that would have been the shortest movie ever but at least it would've made sense

    • @ZhongliArchonofSwag
      @ZhongliArchonofSwag Před 7 lety +197

      Blazing Reyes The ocean wanted people to sail again, besides, mankind removed the heart, mankind probably had to return it. Karma and all that.

    • @DSan-kl2yc
      @DSan-kl2yc Před 7 lety +25

      Demon Emperor Void Swag mankind as a whole? and mankind as a when returned it? no come on. that makes no sense.

    • @breezy921
      @breezy921 Před 7 lety +46

      The ocean actually had a reason to pick her. The island's missing heart wasn't the only conflict in the movie.

    • @DennisBratland
      @DennisBratland Před 7 lety +28

      "The ocean is straight up pooky dooks." QED.

    • @ZhongliArchonofSwag
      @ZhongliArchonofSwag Před 7 lety +104

      Yes. Often times in stories dealing with gods, you'll find that the sins of one human are the sins of ALL Humans. See damn near every religion ever but the story of Adam and Eve in particular.
      Maui may not actually acknowledge it, but dudes a human, just one anointed by the gods.
      Had the ocean solved everything, then Mankind would not have been given a chance to sail once more, and Maui would have remained on that island, falling further and further away from who he was really supposed to be.
      The Ocean took the path that solved the most problems, and allowed other people to rise up and become greater, which in my opinion, is what a deity should actually DO. If you use your crazy super powers to solve everyone problems, then everyone else will be weak, lazy, and never grow. Guiding others to solve their problems themselves is a better path.

  • @ScreemuSprites
    @ScreemuSprites Před 3 lety +8

    “And I’m SHINYYYY! Livin’ in the ocean with the gold!”
    “...Who dropped all this gold? Oh well it doesn’t matter!”

  • @Ddc1541
    @Ddc1541 Před 6 lety +86

    We don't need moana when we got da sea XD

  • @pumpkinspicecharlatte5324
    @pumpkinspicecharlatte5324 Před 6 lety +348

    the water chose itself

  • @fredbear666shyam9
    @fredbear666shyam9 Před 6 lety +896

    "who dropped all this gold?" my favorite part XD

  • @FuturelsPure
    @FuturelsPure Před 5 lety +59

    The ocean saves the day

  • @DustyStarrs
    @DustyStarrs Před 2 lety +3

    I feel like Dream Chicken needs to be a full song because it was too iconic to be 10 seconds

  • @brycryfry
    @brycryfry Před 7 lety +2194

    Moana would've been a Disney short if that happened.
    #loophole

    • @notthemexicanaverage235
      @notthemexicanaverage235 Před 7 lety +11

      Bryan Budol True, but how would Moana save Maui, and how would Maui get his hook?

    • @exLightningg
      @exLightningg Před 7 lety +45

      She doesn't and he doesn't, That's why it would be a short.

    • @isabelfernandaaa3446
      @isabelfernandaaa3446 Před 7 lety +2

      Bryan Budol if

    • @Boeing_hitsquad
      @Boeing_hitsquad Před 7 lety +11

      ...exept the water isn't sentient and this HISHE only shows that nobody who made THIS video 'got' the film... Moana controls the water subconsciously because she's a demi-god like her grandma and mother.
      The beginning of the film, her grandma gives her the heart. Her grandma, her mom and moana all have the ability to control the ocean.. also the pig is her brother. (true -- Hawaiian mythology easter egg ).
      The entire movie is about her grandma trying to get her (Moana) to go on a journey of self-discovery ... to discover that she is a demi-god.
      Her mother sends her off, because she feels ashamed that she gave up her life as a demi-god after falling in love with a mortal man... who wanted nothing to do with the ocean that she and her mother(moana's grandma) live in.
      Moana is basically, the little mermaid in reverse.
      Moana and all of her female ancestors' demi-god roles are to bring man to the islands that tafiti and maui created, using her/their beauty and getting to become curious of what's beyond by exploiting their intrigue (example: appearing as glowing manta form to fisherman); to make the world and tafiti happy

    • @ghstfvce
      @ghstfvce Před 7 lety +5

      Phil Verhey but like, the grandma is Moana's father's mother though, so how does that work

  • @scootsweeney
    @scootsweeney Před 7 lety +601

    Well.....let me just say, that is how you make a 1 hour and 53-minute movie into a minute long movie.

  • @kelldriver8435
    @kelldriver8435 Před rokem +3

    Dreeaammm, chicken, baby! i love seeing hei hei and Becky together at last. plus, it's smart when ocean could have just returned the heart itself.

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix Před 4 lety +7

    Is it me or does the ocean seem kinda like the magic carpet in Aladdin

  • @camthemanvids8072
    @camthemanvids8072 Před 7 lety +345

    1:34 I want this to be a full song

  • @beannjess128
    @beannjess128 Před 7 lety +875

    That was so funny at the end with Heihei and Becky lmao AND the song had me dying xD

  • @therealaudrey
    @therealaudrey Před 3 lety +4

    1:08 the rock sounds nothing like that. He literally sounds like Patrick in this video 🤣

  • @thatbissselwyn1618
    @thatbissselwyn1618 Před 3 lety +2

    Sooo true!! I don't why the ocean didn't do it itself but decided to give it to a kid and wait 16 years for Te Fiti and Nature to come back to life

  • @nathank2289
    @nathank2289 Před 7 lety +2176

    So does the water get to hang in supercafe now?

    • @TheErinV797
      @TheErinV797 Před 7 lety +71

      ..... because I'm Water!!

    • @kisdota
      @kisdota Před 7 lety +102

      The water gets to be Batman's coffee.

    • @Phoenix-ne8lf
      @Phoenix-ne8lf Před 7 lety +55

      I'm pretty sure they already serve water

    • @KyleLi
      @KyleLi Před 7 lety +4

      Water is in their cups.

    • @MrLaxinator
      @MrLaxinator Před 7 lety +20

      If The Ocean is superhero but Jaws hangs out in Villain Pub, what does it mean? I mean seriously - what does it mean? I have no idea.

  • @wilwhy7354
    @wilwhy7354 Před 6 lety +2917

    Who knew it was that simple.

  • @ryanlawler9994
    @ryanlawler9994 Před 4 lety +6

    “Im bored,I’m bored, AND IM SHINNY!!!!

  • @Ethan-zq7lv
    @Ethan-zq7lv Před 3 lety +4

    "if the ocean is so powerful, why couldn't it return the heart itself? Or bring me my hook? THE OCEAN'S STRAIGHT UP COOKEY DOOK!"

  • @chrolayka69
    @chrolayka69 Před 7 lety +85

    0:29 GOTTA GO FAST

  • @TweelingGaming
    @TweelingGaming Před 7 lety +505

    why didn't the water help moana when there was a storm???

    • @tinaloye2014
      @tinaloye2014 Před 7 lety +41

      What r u doing go follow buzywithbooks the water MADE the storm. To guide her to Maui faster cause sailing is so effing slow.

    • @omega5040
      @omega5040 Před 7 lety +11

      What r u doing go follow buzywithbooks The storm took her to Maui

    • @noemiedeoliveira1510
      @noemiedeoliveira1510 Před 7 lety +56

      Because the water is an asshole.

    • @Voluse
      @Voluse Před 7 lety +4

      What r u doing go follow buzywithbooks You would be excellent at CinemaSins.

    • @chillychowmein
      @chillychowmein Před 7 lety +36

      The water provided trials so she and Maui could grow as people TLDR: "tough love git gud" - Ocean probably

  • @spider8734
    @spider8734 Před 4 lety +14

    Moana: I’m bored
    Maui: I’m bored
    Tamatoa: I’m shiny
    Me: I’m bored watching this!

  • @ovo1653
    @ovo1653 Před 3 lety +2

    I’ve loved ur vids for so long keep going your hilarious

  • @lunamoon7002
    @lunamoon7002 Před 6 lety +305

    Water: Should I give it to her?
    NOPE

  • @quickscope45
    @quickscope45 Před 6 lety +4836

    I'm Speechless right now, lol this really makes me feel I watched the movie for nothing 😂

    • @SpiderMan-td4kj
      @SpiderMan-td4kj Před 6 lety +30

      QUICKSCOPE 360 lol ikr

    • @thewerewolff7248
      @thewerewolff7248 Před 6 lety +130

      QUICKSCOPE 360 to be fair they do point this out in the actual movie. There's a line like: "if the ocean is so smart why can't it restore the heart?"

    • @timothygardner6942
      @timothygardner6942 Před 6 lety +71

      The ocean "planned" the movie out so that moana can learn wayfinding. Without Maui teaching her how to wayfind her village would never become nomads again.

    • @cristianambrosio3634
      @cristianambrosio3634 Před 6 lety +18

      Really? I came to watch the chicken

    • @nopheo
      @nopheo Před 6 lety +64

      no. the ocean missed having explorers. it wanted the people of Montunui to be voyagers again.

  • @kennethlisungan5734
    @kennethlisungan5734 Před 5 lety +5

    i know this is really late, but i think thats the point of the movie. the ocean wants moana to really try. hey even maui mentioned why didnt the ocean just return the heart itself? well this is why. the effort of journey is needed

  • @theshy7246
    @theshy7246 Před 6 lety +3

    Sometimes I am thinking that Ocean knew that Moana was the one who will give Maui courage to return the heart and that is the reason why he gave it to Moana

  • @just1eevee691
    @just1eevee691 Před 7 lety +914

    I get it, it's referencing to what maui said about the ocean not returning the heart itself.
    *THE OCEAN IS STRAIGHT UP POOKY DOOKS*

  • @evelyncaden8488
    @evelyncaden8488 Před 7 lety +2561

    Genius. Amazing ending!

  • @iwanna7932
    @iwanna7932 Před 5 lety +11

    If the ocean was clever😂😂😂

  • @vvelvettearss
    @vvelvettearss Před měsícem +1

    That Becky introduction was GENIUS
    Those two so needed to meet! I laughed my socks off 😂😂😂 thats probay exactly whatd happen
    Poor Becky haha

  • @PaulS2392
    @PaulS2392 Před 7 lety +175

    That shiny song was catchy af

    • @5hujaa
      @5hujaa Před 7 lety +3

      siranthonyrocks ik its benn in my mind after the movie

    • @grumpy_bear
      @grumpy_bear Před 7 lety +1

      siranthonyrocks
      *sees your profile pic, proceeds to shout* DIE YOU MOGWAI DIIIIIIEEEEEE

    • @jackalobowaitthisnameistaken
      @jackalobowaitthisnameistaken Před 7 lety +4

      Best part of the movie

  • @ravenlord4
    @ravenlord4 Před 7 lety +1307

    The water is like Tolkien's Eagles. It's around just enough to keep the plot moving, but never enough to be more useful than absolutely necessary. I call it jerk-ass ex machina.

    • @jefflee4527
      @jefflee4527 Před 7 lety +19

      raven lord speaking of which if the movie did have giant eagles it would still solve the problem a lot easier and faster

    • @dramoriga9161
      @dramoriga9161 Před 7 lety +14

      "Why not a catapult?"

    • @BrandonAngelDragon
      @BrandonAngelDragon Před 7 lety +14

      why doesn't Gandalf have a teleport spell? It's common for wizards in fantasy to have it. Even Harry Potter has it. He'll grab the ring, teleport to Mordor, drop it and teleport back out. Simple and easy.

    • @ImJustWiggles
      @ImJustWiggles Před 7 lety +32

      Gandalf is powerful - more-so than what is shown to the people of Middle Earth. Gandalf is one of the 5 Maiar (Amongst Saruman, Radagast and the two blue wizards) sent to Middle Earth to guide it's denizens to defeat Sauron - yet they were forbidden from revealing their true power, or using it for their own gain. As for Gandalf not having a teleport spell and it being commonplace in modern fantasy for wizards to have it - Lord of The Rings was, first of all, written a long time ago, and second of all, inspired many tropes in modern fantasy today (especially wizards). If Gandalf were to have a teleport spell, he would not have been 'allowed' to have used it in the War of The Ring. Also, if Gandalf were to 'grab the ring' he would have been tempted at the very least to use the ring for himself, and if he was able to destroy it so quickly it would have rendered all of the themes and messages of the story null, and also making it a really stupid, short story that could have been so much more.

    • @MirrorscapeDC
      @MirrorscapeDC Před 7 lety +5

      The Eagles have at least the excuse that they are Manwë's. And the Valar are lazy dicks.

  • @regularn.p.c4754
    @regularn.p.c4754 Před 4 lety +1

    Also Maui also said it too in the movie at the scene where they entered the realm of monsters "if the ocean if so smart why didn't it put the heart back or bring me my hook"

  • @kashhgi5403
    @kashhgi5403 Před 4 lety +1

    Others :Baby Moana tho
    Me : The ocean at this scene tho. 0:30

  • @joeye1015
    @joeye1015 Před 7 lety +891

    I thought that the water was gonna end up drowning Moana or something

  • @hanaeve__
    @hanaeve__ Před 6 lety +2766

    Who knew it could’ve been that easy?

    • @MicrowaveYAY
      @MicrowaveYAY Před 6 lety +13

      BlueBerry Gamer IDK BLUE !

    • @Vertutame
      @Vertutame Před 6 lety +73

      Mau said "if sea is that smart,why can't it just return the stone it self?!?"
      I was like...well,it will be 2 minutes movie.

    • @dawidf5975
      @dawidf5975 Před 6 lety +5

      BlueBerry Gamer y

    • @DHTGK
      @DHTGK Před 6 lety +31

      sometimes the easy way isn't always better
      as you can see moana's tribe doesn't become ocean travelers anymore
      maui is still shipwrecked, has no hook, and just didn't improve as a person

    • @lolcandyyy
      @lolcandyyy Před 6 lety +2

      BlueBerry Gamer us all...

  • @fiazmohammed549
    @fiazmohammed549 Před 3 lety +2

    As simple as that
    Even Maui said that: why didn't the ocean just carry the heart? Or bring me my hook? THE OCEAN'S STRAIGHT AH POOKEY DOOKS🤣🤣🤣

  • @kathyblack4368
    @kathyblack4368 Před 3 lety

    haha the tamatoa part was funny thank you for putting him in your video

  • @kartikeytiwari37
    @kartikeytiwari37 Před 7 lety +141

    Is it just me or anyone else as well that find baby Moana too damn creepy in Hishe animation

    • @Darceus2000
      @Darceus2000 Před 7 lety +5

      kartikeytiwari37
      Nah, definitely not just you. She was very creepy.

    • @kartikeytiwari37
      @kartikeytiwari37 Před 7 lety +10

      Darceus she was looking like those scary possessed babies in horror movies.

    • @haiderkhan4060
      @haiderkhan4060 Před 7 lety +3

      She looks male

    • @stellaminer5230
      @stellaminer5230 Před 7 lety +3

      kartikeytiwari37 yeah, that was a little freaky

    • @nolanbond474
      @nolanbond474 Před 7 lety +4

      Yup

  • @ygnightkid6529
    @ygnightkid6529 Před 6 lety +29

    *Alternative Ending:*
    Moana to Ocean: Let her come to me
    *Te'ka charges towards her*
    Moana: Close the gap

  • @andriannalu4991
    @andriannalu4991 Před 6 lety +1

    I thought this short was gonna make fun of how Moana's father keeps saying, "We can't leave the island no matter what!"

  • @user-kn6vo8pt1r
    @user-kn6vo8pt1r Před 4 lety +1

    Literally the most satisfying and the most unsatisfying thing to watch

  • @annproductionstm2118
    @annproductionstm2118 Před 6 lety +2027

    Moana: I'm bored
    Me: hi bored, I'm Lucy

  • @oakmountbilbadon5980
    @oakmountbilbadon5980 Před 7 lety +233

    dude i fucking love that crab

    • @marekwygnany924
      @marekwygnany924 Před 7 lety +8

      Right? So cheesy, yet so pleasant. And the "did you like the song" ending was like "how can we top that?"

    • @amvanderveen5189
      @amvanderveen5189 Před 7 lety +10

      Same here. When I first saw the movie I just thought "WTF was THAT?!" I thought it was completely over the top...now I absolutely love this song. Look up the Jonathan Young version as well, if you're into metal/rock.

    • @glowworm2
      @glowworm2 Před 7 lety +5

      Yeah, Tamatoa was the best part of the movie for me.He may have only been in it for about 5 minutes, but he completely stole it.

    • @test1test219
      @test1test219 Před 7 lety +1

      AM vanderVeen I agree 100%. I was so weirded out by it. It felt so out of place and now that song is stuck in my head and I love that crab!

    • @oakmountbilbadon5980
      @oakmountbilbadon5980 Před 7 lety +3

      the same voice actor as the fart from rick and morty search goodbye moonman if you liked tamatoa's song

  • @emma-louiseh3028
    @emma-louiseh3028 Před 4 lety +1

    I wanna write my favorite quotes but that would just basically be me writing a script on the entire video

  • @m1stf1st70
    @m1stf1st70 Před 4 lety +4

    Pitch meeting producer :
    Wait a minute why can't the ocean just do it instead of trusting a little girl which is kinda irresponsible I mean it's water vs lava
    PM writer:
    So the movie could happen

  • @summerharrison7186
    @summerharrison7186 Před 6 lety +204

    Omg Hei Hei at the end tho 😂

    • @flameshock1013
      @flameshock1013 Před 6 lety +1

      Hei Hei, a chicken, and Becky, a duck? NOPE......

    • @LetMeEatIt
      @LetMeEatIt Před 6 lety +1

      Flameshock 101, imus5 inform u that....
      BECKY IS A BEAUTIFUL SEAGUL, WHO IS PURFECT FOR HEI HEI, OK!
      DEAL WITH IT

    • @r.e.m.02
      @r.e.m.02 Před 6 lety

      BECKY

    • @ee-hq5pv
      @ee-hq5pv Před 6 lety

      Hufflepuff Lover I ship it XD

    • @SharpDesign
      @SharpDesign Před 6 lety

      Well, I have another odd ship to add to the list now.

  • @SMAT-gc3yl
    @SMAT-gc3yl Před 7 lety +237

    "I am bored"
    "I am bored"
    "And I am shining ,living in the ocean with this gold....who dropped all this gold?"😂😂😂ROFL

  • @GaneshMKarhale
    @GaneshMKarhale Před 4 lety +4

    I personally thought about this ending. Yes, the ocean had the power to do it all.

  • @BobJP77
    @BobJP77 Před 5 lety

    Love your channel & videos.

  • @Lunar_Vortex
    @Lunar_Vortex Před 7 lety +117

    Seriously though, why didn't the ocean do that? I mean, it was pretty obvious when I watched the movie.

    • @pastrywizard7540
      @pastrywizard7540 Před 7 lety +10

      Have you read Percy Jackson?

    • @SavagePassion666
      @SavagePassion666 Před 7 lety +1

      Because Maui never would have redeemed himself and Moana would have never learned the art of way finding and re-taught it to her people. They were stagnating, the ocean knew this and essentially maneuvered events along in such a way that they both benefited. If it had just popped the heart back in there there would be no character development. Maui also theorizes the ocean misses the days when the humans explored it and wants to bring that back. It's also very strongly hinted Moana wasn't the first "chosen" merely the most successful.

  • @onelusciouslad7841
    @onelusciouslad7841 Před 6 lety +138

    literally just watched moana, now I can FINALLY watch this without spoilers

  • @rivinpathirage2138
    @rivinpathirage2138 Před 3 lety +1

    Oh my god the background music at the beginning killed me 🤣

  • @ChristopherBerdebes
    @ChristopherBerdebes Před 10 měsíci +1

    1:06
    Moana: I’m bored!
    Maui: I’m bored!
    Tamatoa: AND I’N SHINY! LIVING IN THE OCEAN GOLD! Who dropped all this gold? Oh well, it doesn’t matter.

  • @captainrex402
    @captainrex402 Před 6 lety +334

    This makes alot of sense.

    • @rahalranasinghe
      @rahalranasinghe Před 6 lety +7

      Maui even asked Moana about why the ocean couldn't do it by itself in the film

  • @lenaperlic4069
    @lenaperlic4069 Před 6 lety +2707

    Well that would have been much more easier.....xD

  • @h193013
    @h193013 Před 5 lety +25

    Do how Coco should have ended

    • @2912Priyanka
      @2912Priyanka Před 4 lety +3

      It is such a perfect movie! It should have ended like it had :)

  • @caleblevell9793
    @caleblevell9793 Před 4 lety +1

    I was waiting for the canteen scene with the water ngl