Shits fire low key, I gave my bunkie my whole box before I left bc he got like 35+ years and I was in there for 5 months so I planned a whole give a way box for him, hygiene and all. we were making a pizza for lunch after my court date bc I was getting released and ii got called out to soon. But he chirped me when I left and told me it was fire 😂 best memories in life. Meet the best and worst people but addicts going through a white drawl cycle will always have my sympathy at heart. Bc I’ve have had to go through it for years multiple times since 16 and I’m 24 now. 5 days sober
Proud of you for your 5 days sober. You are so young and have your whole life ahead of you. If you stay sober, you can be the person you want to be and break away from any shame and guilt that's holding you back. Forgiving myself was the hardest part for me.
Five days sober is awesome, good for you. Don’t beat yourself up to much of you relapse as well, it’s okay and you’ll always make it back. Best of luck!!
Congrats keep going 5 days sober is amazing I hope for you to update us in the future ❤️❤️ I also hope your days are clear and filled with happiness no matter all the struggles we have to go through.
You're videos have inspired me so much as a 17 years old, you have helped me learn to overcome some things in life and I've have a clean record but this helps me escape temptations
That's a big ole' *YESSSSS* to the English muffin pizza! My mom did that when I was a kid as well! Its still such a comfort food for me. In fact, I actually made one this weekend and it was just as freaking delicious as I remember from childhood. Funny how the mind and memory works and just the smell or taste of something can trigger things from past experiences 😊
Omg now I need an English muffin pizza!! I haven’t had one in so long! What’s also good is French bread pizza, using those $1 loaves from Walmarts bakery 🤤
My dad used to work in a prison, and he always told us stories of inmates who made food out of anything they had. One of the stories he told us was that one of the inmates found out it was going to be his birthday soon, so they made a lasagna and offered him some to celebrate his birthday with him. He took it even though he wasnt supposted or allowed to, and he said it tasted absolutely delicious 😂 He has no clue how they made it, but he loved it. He also still eats some of the foods that he saw inmates make today!
In Holden Prison in Norway, once a week inmates are allowed to go grocery shopping in their in-detention-center grocery store. They can get real food and make real meals together.
see THATS what I call rehabilitation. People expect criminals to just be normal after sitting in a cell for god knows how long. THey need to be able to do these kinda things to keep a grip on reality so they can be ready to join in society after serving.
That’s because your prisons actually help people get on the right path. American prisons work for profit so they’ll basically torture prisoners and not help them become better people.
@@madisonevans7950Yeah but the American jail system works that way for a reason. The prison system doesn't want to help people, they want more inmates because the majority of prisons are privatized and make money from the government by having more inmates. It's a sick and twisted system that directly leads to gang violence and worse crime rates
I mean, you can buy “real food” in prisons in America too. But you have to have money to do so. When you don’t have much money (or none), you make due with what you have.
@madisonevans7950 forgive me if I am wrong but I don't think jail should be seen as this it should be seen as punishment, you did your crime now you pay the price and obviously you are going to have less privileges bc of it some places more than others. If it is seen as a good place more people would want to commit more crimes to end up going to jail.(thank you all for replying to my comment still after FIVE months eventhough several people helped me to understand even though some of your explanations was more wrong than my point😂❤️)
Hahaha! The memories is on this one. I will still make a chichi like I did in jail. Noodles, pickles, Mayo, sausage. Cheese. Throw it on the wrap or put it in a bowl and you crush up Fritos or something on top. 🤤😂 I love fried ramen! That stuff is so good. If you had a good group of “friends” when you were in there, everybody would do stuff for your birthday like make a cake. And I use friends in quotations, because none of those people are your friends. They are just trying to get by just like you.
Tina is single handedly keeping everyone spber and out of trouble with these skits. Ive never committed a crime nor been anywhere near to and this makes sure i also never think to do that in the future!
Oh my I wouldn’t survive in jail/prison my stomach issues would kill me. Constipation or diarrhea. God bless you for being extremely strong and getting clean❤. You’re very creative but I don’t think I could eat that 😂
We used to save our biscuits and cornbread and crumble those up and add water for the dough and then for the sauce take flamin Hot Cheetos and crush them up into a powder and mix that with the spread cheese 🍕 then you can kind of just add whatever else you want beef sticks go on for sure if you got em love your videos Tina
When my dad was in jail, he would make pizza and everyone in the prison were always hyped up for it. Altho he was in a decent prison, he would save up for a long time and his pizzas would fill a whole entire pizza oven. I believe he shared it with everyone. I enjoy your videos and just wanted to share this as it brings joy to me that even in the darkest times of other people's lives, he was still able to make them smile☺️.
Reason 1457 to never go to jail: jail food is so bad, a pizza with nacho cheese, jerky, pickles and crackers as crust would taste good. I would simply *die*. Love these videos lol ❤
My mom makes what we call prison pizza really similar to this but crackers and ramen for crust. With only nacho sauce, pickles, Doritos, and some type of meat. Honestly it’s one of my favorite things she makes.
So my brothers in jail rn for a bs reason and ive been sick with anxiety about him being in there. Its his first time in any kind of legal trouble let alone being in jail. Your videos are in a strange way helping my anxiety about him.
When we were stuck in the woods in the winter, we made jailhouse pizza with bread slices as the "dough". It's genuinely so good and similar to a real pizza, that we still make them to this day, where we're way better financially
You make do with what you can get. And well most of the time it's pretty dang delicious. We made coffee balls in jail and they were freaking fantastic! We were going bonkers all hyped up LOL❤😂❤ got to make the best out of the time in there. Otherwise you're going to go even crazier.
i have a midnight snack that’s similar to this! i use a piece of bread, mozzarella, some sausage and some ketchup i cut some of the sausage into cubes (for whatever reason idk why i do it) i spread ketchup onto the bread evenly w/ the same knife i cut the sausage with i put the sausage cubes on the bread first then i put a slice of mozzarella onto the bread i airfry it for like 10 minutes and its pretty good :p
Some of this "Jail Cooking" looks pretty good!!!
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Nah it dont stop lying
@@tiffanydaniels227why would they lie and comment that? ppl have different opinions grow up
@@nuggs9999they've never tasted that shit😂😂😂bffr
@@j-rodthelibrarykid1166 that is ture tho of what you said
That's brilliant! Will work outside of jail as a midnight snack too I'm sure!
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Exactly what I was thinking🤣
@@Ghost_King108 ffs your profile picture I thought there was a scratch or hair on my phone I was trying to clean it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
@@ritaakalele4801 yeah that's the point 🤣
@@Ghost_King108 cheeky devil. 😭😂😂😂😂
Shits fire low key, I gave my bunkie my whole box before I left bc he got like 35+ years and I was in there for 5 months so I planned a whole give a way box for him, hygiene and all. we were making a pizza for lunch after my court date bc I was getting released and ii got called out to soon. But he chirped me when I left and told me it was fire 😂 best memories in life. Meet the best and worst people but addicts going through a white drawl cycle will always have my sympathy at heart. Bc I’ve have had to go through it for years multiple times since 16 and I’m 24 now. 5 days sober
5 days sober? That’s what’s up✨Keep going
Proud of you for your 5 days sober. You are so young and have your whole life ahead of you. If you stay sober, you can be the person you want to be and break away from any shame and guilt that's holding you back. Forgiving myself was the hardest part for me.
Five days sober is awesome, good for you. Don’t beat yourself up to much of you relapse as well, it’s okay and you’ll always make it back. Best of luck!!
@@KIKI4444 thank you
Congrats keep going 5 days sober is amazing I hope for you to update us in the future ❤️❤️ I also hope your days are clear and filled with happiness no matter all the struggles we have to go through.
You're videos have inspired me so much as a 17 years old, you have helped me learn to overcome some things in life and I've have a clean record but this helps me escape temptations
I'm sure it's nice to have something different in jail!
I used to like making little English muffin pizzas with my mom as a kid.
That's a big ole' *YESSSSS* to the English muffin pizza! My mom did that when I was a kid as well! Its still such a comfort food for me. In fact, I actually made one this weekend and it was just as freaking delicious as I remember from childhood. Funny how the mind and memory works and just the smell or taste of something can trigger things from past experiences 😊
Omg now I need an English muffin pizza!! I haven’t had one in so long! What’s also good is French bread pizza, using those $1 loaves from Walmarts bakery 🤤
I made these too, they taste sooo good.
Okay well you’re “Mommy” Isnt in jail so have fun there weird.o.
@@jjjada well that was unnecessarily rude. Someone's mommy didn't make them treats as a child and it shows. Jeez...
That’s straight up what someone would make when they are high.
I’m sober but 420 friendly (have a MM card and live where it’s legal) . I love her. But hell no; that’s not something I would ever eat stoned.
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JS COMMENTED THIS😭😭
@@KIKI4444girl most people smoke weed illegally its fine 💀
not me brah
i’m living on a very tight budget and these shorts are so helpful!! just shows me i need to get a little more creative when feeding myself!
My dad used to work in a prison, and he always told us stories of inmates who made food out of anything they had. One of the stories he told us was that one of the inmates found out it was going to be his birthday soon, so they made a lasagna and offered him some to celebrate his birthday with him. He took it even though he wasnt supposted or allowed to, and he said it tasted absolutely delicious 😂
He has no clue how they made it, but he loved it. He also still eats some of the foods that he saw inmates make today!
In Holden Prison in Norway, once a week inmates are allowed to go grocery shopping in their in-detention-center grocery store. They can get real food and make real meals together.
see THATS what I call rehabilitation. People expect criminals to just be normal after sitting in a cell for god knows how long. THey need to be able to do these kinda things to keep a grip on reality so they can be ready to join in society after serving.
That’s because your prisons actually help people get on the right path. American prisons work for profit so they’ll basically torture prisoners and not help them become better people.
@@madisonevans7950Yeah but the American jail system works that way for a reason. The prison system doesn't want to help people, they want more inmates because the majority of prisons are privatized and make money from the government by having more inmates. It's a sick and twisted system that directly leads to gang violence and worse crime rates
I mean, you can buy “real food” in prisons in America too. But you have to have money to do so. When you don’t have much money (or none), you make due with what you have.
@madisonevans7950 forgive me if I am wrong but I don't think jail should be seen as this it should be seen as punishment, you did your crime now you pay the price and obviously you are going to have less privileges bc of it some places more than others. If it is seen as a good place more people would want to commit more crimes to end up going to jail.(thank you all for replying to my comment still after FIVE months eventhough several people helped me to understand even though some of your explanations was more wrong than my point😂❤️)
If I go to jail.. I’m definitely going to try this.
I'm going to rob a bank just to try this 😂
@Phreenex OMG YESSS
I'll find you and we can go
Skip the jail part and just make it at home lol.
@Phreenex ig we would have to rob another bank!!
@Phreenex well just keep going until they catch us, depending on how many places we rob, we might be able to try thus pizza a lot of times!
You should make a cookbook filled with these recipes!!!
YES
That actually looks good
I used to make no bake cookies using oatmeal packets, a melted Hershey bar and peanut butter packet. We all had our favorite recipes lol
I did that too
I legit just got back from the store with a Big Papa pickle and a huge jack links beef stick, ate them, then scrolled and saw this. Wild
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Your phone is watching you
@@helloiamnobody1980 First they're in my walls and now my phone...
did u try it?
" I'm gonna use meranera" that is the most Arkansas accent i have heard in years.
Me memorizing all these lifehack in case I end up im jail
kinda reminds me of those lunchables pizza kits i used to get as a kid, those were the best
I'm 7 months pregnant and those pizza lunchables are rhe only thing I could hold down the first trimester and half the second 😂
My 5 year old daughter is obsessed with them. They taste exactly the same lol
I just imagine everyone blowing up the toilets after that 😂
Prison smells bad I’m a co
I love how resourceful people in jail are …creating foods with what they have on them!
I love your art Marie keep up the good work
It actually looks good 😍
Hahaha! The memories is on this one. I will still make a chichi like I did in jail. Noodles, pickles, Mayo, sausage. Cheese. Throw it on the wrap or put it in a bowl and you crush up Fritos or something on top. 🤤😂 I love fried ramen! That stuff is so good. If you had a good group of “friends” when you were in there, everybody would do stuff for your birthday like make a cake. And I use friends in quotations, because none of those people are your friends. They are just trying to get by just like you.
Yo this is good stuff too. I haven't been to jail, but i worked at one. An inmate brought me some of their pizza. I was surprised
Great great great idea!!! Looks kind of fun to make too!
Tina is single handedly keeping everyone spber and out of trouble with these skits. Ive never committed a crime nor been anywhere near to and this makes sure i also never think to do that in the future!
I love the cooking videos ❤
This looks better then normal food
Everyones so creative!
That’s look BUSSIN!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Oh my I wouldn’t survive in jail/prison my stomach issues would kill me. Constipation or diarrhea. God bless you for being extremely strong and getting clean❤. You’re very creative but I don’t think I could eat that 😂
Yeah this would absolutely destroy my gut
Sounds like you might have IBS.
We used to save our biscuits and cornbread and crumble those up and add water for the dough and then for the sauce take flamin Hot Cheetos and crush them up into a powder and mix that with the spread cheese 🍕 then you can kind of just add whatever else you want beef sticks go on for sure if you got em love your videos Tina
Wow it looks yummy😋😋😋
She should do a cross over video with the Tuscan and Biscuit guy.
People who love the prison videos she makes and our there favorite
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HELP WHY DOES IT LOOK GOOD
That looks so good😮
Uhm... Pickles?! Why tf is no one talking about how unholy that is?!
I'm super sooon😂❤
Us girl Us
x2 ^
People are so resourceful and creative 🤯
When my dad was in jail, he would make pizza and everyone in the prison were always hyped up for it. Altho he was in a decent prison, he would save up for a long time and his pizzas would fill a whole entire pizza oven. I believe he shared it with everyone. I enjoy your videos and just wanted to share this as it brings joy to me that even in the darkest times of other people's lives, he was still able to make them smile☺️.
as an Italian, i can forgive this because you're being resourceful
This singlehandedly convinced me to stay out of jail. Thank you
OMG THE HOOKUPS R SO GOOD ONG
Tomorrow is Friday, at school and we get pizza. This reminded me of that, and I really want pizza now.
me genuinely considering making these as a snack
Ohh myy that smilee was sooo cute
Bless you ✨️✨️✨️
"Ay Bunkie you want prison pizza?"
Thanks it was really convenient and my cell mates loved them 😊
I was your 68,000 liked. I luv your videos
As a prisoner this helped me so much, thank you so much
Reason 1457 to never go to jail: jail food is so bad, a pizza with nacho cheese, jerky, pickles and crackers as crust would taste good. I would simply *die*. Love these videos lol ❤
Same
That actually looks pretty good
You had me until pickles! 😂
I don’t know why, but that pizza looks really good😂
Not me wanting to go to jail to try this😂😂😂❤
Girl just try it now you dont need to go to prison to try it😂
This jail pizza looks better than my school pizza
Wow! I really should try doing this to lessen my screen time, this is so cool! Love your content!
I'm still obsessed with those pea patties that Chang made in OITNB. I want to try one, they looked amazing!
That cup is so iconic 😭🤍
That looks amazing ima do it when i don't wanna cook a full pizza
Some of these seem awesome and some of these make me realize how prisons are starving people and getting away with it!😢
Was expecting her to go "Bussin'!!!!"
911 :what’s your emergency
Italians :I’m dying of depression
Imagine being a jail guard in 2050 and you see a bunch of ppl making pizza and gourmet food in their cells xdd
My mom makes what we call prison pizza really similar to this but crackers and ramen for crust. With only nacho sauce, pickles, Doritos, and some type of meat. Honestly it’s one of my favorite things she makes.
Pickles?? Definitely trying this one .😊
So my brothers in jail rn for a bs reason and ive been sick with anxiety about him being in there. Its his first time in any kind of legal trouble let alone being in jail. Your videos are in a strange way helping my anxiety about him.
This is actually good for general survival 😂
I would probably honestly eat this not gonna lie it looks good
Cool but how will you get the bag 😮
Thanks this is gonna help 😭
I remember making this😭 it was the start of my cooking journey
Your background makes me feel cole and empty now that I been there :( but. I still love your videos ❤
You are the Best! ❤
When we were stuck in the woods in the winter, we made jailhouse pizza with bread slices as the "dough". It's genuinely so good and similar to a real pizza, that we still make them to this day, where we're way better financially
My grandfather was in prison for 30 years ive had and learned to make so much jail food its all pretty good
Pretty good.... right before commissary and your starving 😆🤣
This looks rlly good but PICKELS?(
That’s a good pizza but without the pickles lol
"HEY! SHE TOOK MY CHEESE!"
"Well it's Nacho Cheese now, Hun."
this is literally how food looks like on jail, actually this one is luxcerious
That's actually kinda smart I'd probably throw up if i ate it
Gordon Ramsey would have a heart attack within the first second
Love it and it’s so smart but I could not eat it cold 🥶
I’m am proud of you I love you good job I know it is hard getting sober ❤
Props from jail easy to make and the gaurds don’t care 8 out of 10
You make do with what you can get. And well most of the time it's pretty dang delicious. We made coffee balls in jail and they were freaking fantastic! We were going bonkers all hyped up LOL❤😂❤ got to make the best out of the time in there. Otherwise you're going to go even crazier.
i have a midnight snack that’s similar to this!
i use a piece of bread, mozzarella, some sausage and some ketchup
i cut some of the sausage into cubes (for whatever reason idk why i do it)
i spread ketchup onto the bread evenly w/ the same knife i cut the sausage with
i put the sausage cubes on the bread first
then i put a slice of mozzarella onto the bread
i airfry it for like 10 minutes and its pretty good :p
Damn Jail food looks better than school food 😭
When my dad left jail, he literally made stuff like this all the time. Mainly Oreo cake lol
Worked at a prison. This one dude made a cake. A whole ass cake. Seen it and couldnt hold back how impressed i was. Pretty badass
I've done this before at home and honestly I'd do it again. I'm not a big fan of pizza at all but this is definitely pretty good
I’m gonna try that because some of the food at school is nasty and it makes me sick sometimes so I’ll try that but a little different
...that actually sounds good 😂😂
I might make that at home tho 😂
jail cooking 🤝 3am meals when you're too tired to cook
Got to admit, that's pretty ingenius.
Ty for tuts.gon try in future soon with my baddie
this is really smart for using what you got!
Geeze this sounds like the snacks my brother and I made while our parents were at work. (Of course we had food but we were creative)