The "Master Race" Needs to Play It Cool: The Daily Show

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  • čas přidán 20. 08. 2017
  • After white supremacists hold a deadly rally in Charlottesville, VA, Roy Wood Jr. explains why racist groups need to be more low-key during the Trump administration.
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  • @adamleon9128
    @adamleon9128 Před 6 lety +2531

    Shout out to The chill White people that want unity/peace and stand with minorities. 💯💯

    • @anestheticethan8875
      @anestheticethan8875 Před 6 lety +110

      Adam Leon I know right, I feel people don't mention them as much lol

    • @matthewsmith635
      @matthewsmith635 Před 6 lety +78

      Anesthetic Ethan people don't mention yall because yall don't call out and condemm your fellow racists whites nearly enough. If you're not doing that, you're useless to the Cause.

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 Před 6 lety +91

      Adam Leon I'm white, I'm Irish and most importantly, I am a member of the Human Race. That's the one thing we can truly lay claim to. Never understood why people feel the need to separate humans into subgroups based on skin pigmentation...

    • @proudbadhombre1082
      @proudbadhombre1082 Před 6 lety +60

      Adam Leon I agree!..thx to the awesome white peeps out there fighting the cause with us, you do make a huge difference !!..unite and fight 👍✊👊

    • @anestheticethan8875
      @anestheticethan8875 Před 6 lety +44

      Matthew Smith I'm not white lol yes I know my picture is misleading, my bad. *But* I think you're wrong I feel quite a few whites have been standing up. For example the get together people did after the incident in Virginia.

  • @emiliemanes5392
    @emiliemanes5392 Před 4 lety +289

    I agree with Roy. March like that in Oakland or any mostly black neighborhood and see how tough you are.

    • @sabrinasnigdha8371
      @sabrinasnigdha8371 Před 4 lety +26

      All About QAL Or even in NYC, that march gonna last for 3 sec.

    • @vincentdemidio7902
      @vincentdemidio7902 Před 4 lety +28

      I ain't NEVER seen them in the Bronx, and I NEVER will! They would be eaten!

    • @THERSC216
      @THERSC216 Před 4 lety +17

      If they tried that on the east side of Cleveland without police protection: they would snatch those sheets of them and make them blankets.

    • @kshinokevin
      @kshinokevin Před 4 lety +2

      like Harlem in the 1930's (before gentrification in the 2000's)...

  • @nicolenicole6453
    @nicolenicole6453 Před 5 lety +259

    “Your last name is Cvjectanovic, it may be fun hanging out with nazis now but, you’re up in round two my friend” 😂they don’t get it once they’re done with us that hate isn’t disappearing it will just channel itself to their next victim.💁🏾‍♀️

    • @hganeriwala
      @hganeriwala Před 4 lety +1

      I am sorry. I did not understand this joke. A little help please. Thanks

    • @thomaskhan2933
      @thomaskhan2933 Před 4 lety +16

      @@hganeriwala Basically white supremacy as we know it is based around western and southern Europe so first White Supremacists is want to get rid of anyone not the same color (like black or brown) then from what I understand they're coming after people who are from northern and eastern Europe, which is where that joke comes from.

    • @samuellourenco1050
      @samuellourenco1050 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thomaskhan2933 So, basically you are saying that Portugal and Spain is where white supremacy is based?

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 Před 3 lety +14

      @@hganeriwala Nazis hate Slavic people, too. That's the joke.

    • @user-ks9db9bq7l
      @user-ks9db9bq7l Před 3 lety +7

      Even white supremacists have no idea 'who' is white. Does it include Italians and Slavic or not?
      The fluidity of who is white plagues the very shaky core of white supremacist ideology.

  • @cyantulip
    @cyantulip Před 6 lety +127

    2:35 “You’re up in round 2, my friend”
    Damn, he’s right! 😂😂😂

  • @vanessaigori9352
    @vanessaigori9352 Před 6 lety +651

    "Black Africans are less intelligent..." Yet Nigerians are the most successful and most educated immigrants. Yeah sure. Okay sis

    • @anamahilom8978
      @anamahilom8978 Před 6 lety +74

      Neil deGrasse Tyson will kick any white supremacist ass to Pluto and back. ^_^

    • @amaka637
      @amaka637 Před 6 lety +10

      +Vanessa Igori True.

    • @lg-sf3iu
      @lg-sf3iu Před 6 lety +7

      citation needed

    • @siddharthgupta1508
      @siddharthgupta1508 Před 6 lety +1

      Reminds me of that clip from newsroom from the dumber guy

    • @edwinplayer
      @edwinplayer Před 6 lety +36

      Sophia N well i would hope they're rich considering they have so many Nigerian princes wanting to donate their fortune to me if i give them my bank account info.

  • @loafoftofu6773
    @loafoftofu6773 Před 6 lety +4187

    "This country was built by us" no honey you stole it from Native Americans

    • @twdjt6245
      @twdjt6245 Před 6 lety +148

      J Schwa get what you did there...but i think they meant this country itself....the infrastructure....buildings..cities...economy....military....government, transportation, etc....a country is more than the land it's built on.(not that the land isnt as important) but all they stole from the Indians is a bunch of barren land....not that weve treated it so well....but even if theyre talking about the country's infrastructure....it still wouldn't have been built without immigrants and minorities.

    • @seelcudoom1
      @seelcudoom1 Před 6 lety +288

      well in that case, it was built by black people, also no it was not barren land, natives had citys and were better at farming then the people that came over, the natives you know, used the land, they just used it differently then the white people that took it form them did

    • @scarfacepug4844
      @scarfacepug4844 Před 6 lety +17

      J Schwa I think every nation was built by conquering the losers if we let natives alone you bee dancing by the fire my brother

    • @Alumnikiid
      @Alumnikiid Před 6 lety +151

      Who came up with the logic that buildings, cities, structures and WMDs make a nation great...people in the amazon dont die of stress or suicide, they live a more pleasant life than most of us

    • @alanwalker4755
      @alanwalker4755 Před 6 lety +7

      J Schwa but is it worth all the death?

  • @purplepotato3027
    @purplepotato3027 Před 6 lety +107

    Am I the only one who finds it funny that the name Cvjetanovic translates into "little blossom"?
    hilarious.

    • @sositumahole9927
      @sositumahole9927 Před 4 lety +1

      😂🤣🤣😂😭😭😭😭😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂 I'm dead

    • @deantankosic2514
      @deantankosic2514 Před 4 lety

      Wrong bro

    • @youssefb7339
      @youssefb7339 Před 4 lety +4

      The way Trevor Noah pronounce the "Cvjetan", it also translate to "Devil" in arabic XD

  • @C29Chris
    @C29Chris Před 6 lety +66

    “ If that’s what he does when he’s unsure, Wtf is he going to do when he’s made up his mind ?! “

  • @marcthwaites6048
    @marcthwaites6048 Před 6 lety +656

    Roy Wood Jr. is a real talent, funniest guy on the show, I am a fan, always make me laugh hard, keep it up Roy.

    • @webstar118
      @webstar118 Před 6 lety +1

      Marc Thwaites dude I was looking up train routes got aggravated and came here just for Roy 😂😂

    • @antoineporche-rideaux4827
      @antoineporche-rideaux4827 Před 6 lety +7

      Marc Thwaites he said what I've always say they don't March in the ghettos because they know they'd get their asses beat & killed

    • @user-ww7ez2el3q
      @user-ww7ez2el3q Před 6 lety

      Marc Thwaites 丨

    • @pbezunartea
      @pbezunartea Před 6 lety +3

      I agree, he's hilarious. Brilliant

    • @ms.keyshawineglass7590
      @ms.keyshawineglass7590 Před 6 lety

      TheChiller007 😂😂😂

  • @5pctLowBattery
    @5pctLowBattery Před 6 lety +579

    Well well well, look who's back. I missed you Trevor

    • @5pctLowBattery
      @5pctLowBattery Před 6 lety +17

      Unapologetically Sassy the daily awfulness coming out of the White House is madding. They probably need a mental break from "him".

    • @k.c1126
      @k.c1126 Před 6 lety +3

      justmejr315 U r not the only one...

  • @zintlemagazi1076
    @zintlemagazi1076 Před 6 lety +37

    "you may be rolling with the Nazis now but you're in round two, my friend" that line killed me

  • @construct8295
    @construct8295 Před 6 lety +495

    THE JUICE IS LOOSE

    • @alantonix213
      @alantonix213 Před 5 lety +23

      You.. do know that OJ is a convicted felon right?

    • @elgordo2162
      @elgordo2162 Před 5 lety +34

      *calms down*..... who?

    • @leslielewis40
      @leslielewis40 Před 5 lety +3

      Deforce nobody black gives a fuck about OJ!...ijs...

    • @bingbongboi6194
      @bingbongboi6194 Před 5 lety +2

      Deforce what I say when I nut

    • @lovingone
      @lovingone Před 5 lety +3

      @@leslielewis40 I hope not. It's sickening

  • @5067jt
    @5067jt Před 6 lety +477

    Love the quote .. "You want Confederate monuments? Jeff Sessions is a living Confederate monument."

    • @IamARobot7
      @IamARobot7 Před 6 lety +9

      JJ Tra no no no no...Jeff Sessions is a HOBBIT LIVING CONFEDERATE MONUNENT 0.o

  • @medinam.5738
    @medinam.5738 Před 6 lety +1304

    That Cvjetanovic dude looked like young Hitler in the picture, before the mustache 😂

  • @coolmarc2841
    @coolmarc2841 Před 5 lety +129

    This really hurts me to watch. These are the people that make me ashamed to be white. I really just hope that others don’t think that all whites are like this.

    • @marialawson75
      @marialawson75 Před 5 lety +43

      I never assume a whole race is wrong because of a few. Thats whats wrong with society to many assumptions.

    • @ussuperprints1821
      @ussuperprints1821 Před 5 lety +1

      Leave the Nazis alone they make the world intresting

    • @almosTalented
      @almosTalented Před 4 lety +6

      Christelle Calixte
      that statement is on a Trumpesque level.
      come on, you are better than this

    • @misterfriggingarrison6372
      @misterfriggingarrison6372 Před 4 lety

      Don't be such a baby. Embarrasment is a part of life. Get over that bullshit while you are still alive. I know I sure need to.

    • @troybradley2575
      @troybradley2575 Před 4 lety

      SpookySpicyMusic don’t worry about it we know you’re

  • @moonleafteaofthemonth
    @moonleafteaofthemonth Před 4 lety +5

    You know what's a sobering thought? If racism wasn't thing, just think, there might have been so many advances in sci, tech, art, etc that could have been made faster because EVERYONE had the same opportunity to persue tackling those advances.

  • @TheNorwog
    @TheNorwog Před 6 lety +1477

    I would totally pay to watch the Klan march through Oakland, that would be hilarious.

    • @isaiahd5396
      @isaiahd5396 Před 6 lety +16

      John McLeod Oakland is full of pussies now all the hardcore gangsters left

    • @edwardlubin322
      @edwardlubin322 Před 6 lety +7

      black bangers hold their wepons sideways like they adorn their headwear. when they go on a "mission" they drop some innocent bystanders and children.

    • @ag7dragonfly
      @ag7dragonfly Před 6 lety +95

      +edward lubin Why do racist like you watch videos like this? Must be torture seeing black people doing better than you

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před 6 lety +46

      It would be a short march.

    • @ascent8487
      @ascent8487 Před 6 lety +38

      I live in hayward its about 20 minutes or so away and I have to admit when he said that I had a very "I wish they would," moment. Ultimately I wouldn't want anyone getting hurt so I pray they never decide to do anything that foolish. Actually since I'm praying for stuff, I hope their eyes are one day opened. But I do admit it. I did think for a moment how great it would be if they came and got their asses beat in Oakland.

  • @davesolemi5141
    @davesolemi5141 Před 6 lety +294

    Lmao. That oj joke killed me😂😂

    • @rayanrhomari2496
      @rayanrhomari2496 Před 6 lety +40

      "The juice is loose, the juice is loose!"

    • @beth_9214
      @beth_9214 Před 6 lety +50

      Onyx Rex "I'm sorry, who???" Hahahahaha

    • @astrum097
      @astrum097 Před 6 lety +11

      Didn't he murder his wife? Why do people idolize him?? ,':\

    • @jameslegrand848
      @jameslegrand848 Před 6 lety +1

      Dave SOLEMI same I mean I'm not American so all I know is that oj killed some people.

    • @DizzyDez90
      @DizzyDez90 Před 6 lety +11

      jack duval That's conjecture he was acquitted according to American standards thats all you need i.e. Zimmerman still free to beat on his wife so..........

  • @matthewmolina7970
    @matthewmolina7970 Před 4 lety +5

    "The Juice is loose!"... I loved that skit. 😆

  • @briansounalath
    @briansounalath Před 4 lety +67

    yo white guy - leave us out of this - ASIANS

    • @bmt131
      @bmt131 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thatguy-un1yy
      @thatguy-un1yy Před 4 lety +2

      Lol
      I thinks funny how no one mention Asians 😆 it's just black and white, Asians be chilling and observing 😅

    • @germainwilliams7073
      @germainwilliams7073 Před 4 lety +1

      Asians are white too.... Asian isn't a race, it's an ethnicity

    • @gonkong5638
      @gonkong5638 Před 4 lety

      @@germainwilliams7073 OK blackman, just leave us alone. Our ethnicity didn't stole nor enslave you guy like orther ethnicity.

    • @jokbok995
      @jokbok995 Před 4 lety +2

      Asians are a target too though
      All minoroties who are not considered white lol

  • @Ifeany1
    @Ifeany1 Před 6 lety +248

    In all seriousness, how awful does one life have to be for them to claim the success of other people because the share the same skin color as them? It's almost like these lads can't amount to anything so the strap on to other people and then try to claim superiority while their way of thinking actually shows that they have not evolved above a cognitive threshold to help them understand that there is more to life than the fucking skin color you where born with, never mind that you have no control of it.
    Also can you please cut the crap about your rights to assembly, is it really so hard to see why people will reject a message that calls for the removal and extermination of minorities? You got your arse handed to you in a world war, then in a civil war, and you still can't comprehend that society resents and rejects your message.

    • @sours4g181
      @sours4g181 Před 6 lety +21

      Black ★ pigment. I mean no one ever was like the white rhino is smarter than the black rhino because my daddy told me so. It's just pigment and to not understand that shows clear ignorance.

    • @ObservableObserver
      @ObservableObserver Před 6 lety +5

      Black ★ I couldn't agree more, that strong sense of entitlement in so many individuals is just puzzling to me.

    • @timothyamaraobrien
      @timothyamaraobrien Před 6 lety +8

      Remember: this is all made possible by the participation of poor rural white people. They have nothing but their race pride. That's how the ruling class keeps them in line. That's why they think that a billionaire demagogue is going to make their lives better. Racism is primarily a political tool. Just ask Hitler.

    • @ObservableObserver
      @ObservableObserver Před 6 lety +4

      Timothy O'Brien and K.C
      I get your points, its the good old "divide and conquer" technique. The oldest trick in the book. My question is, why is it still working? Hating people based on the color of their skins is stupid and won't improve your life in any way. Everybody paying their fair share would. Voting for politicians who don't have the interest of the rich at heart would. Rejecting the neoliberal lies, that the free market regulates itself and that everyone can make it, would. But it easier to punch down than up, I guess. Pointless but easier. I hope one day the world will realize where greed and selfishness have brought us and that we are all in this together.

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful Před 6 lety +1

      💯💯💯

  • @savoirfaire8979
    @savoirfaire8979 Před 6 lety +28

    *In medicine, I have seen racial stereotypes destroyed. Nigerian, South Indian, and Hispanic doctors were extremely professional and intelligent.*

  • @sedeslav
    @sedeslav Před 6 lety +10

    Cvjetanović is a Serb or a Croat :) and his surname means "flower power"! hehehe

  • @nonieholliman5486
    @nonieholliman5486 Před 4 lety +28

    Is it me or were the Americans Indians here first?

    • @blandersummer
      @blandersummer Před 4 lety

      Playfulpanthress ya know I would say your wrong.......but your not

    • @imperator692
      @imperator692 Před 4 lety

      @Playfulpanthress yeah, but Indian is an acceptable term. On the reservations throughout America most people say Indian.

  • @frankeinstein49
    @frankeinstein49 Před 6 lety +84

    This is one of the best daily show's episode's I have seen so far. Trevor and Roy killed it

  • @mikeseal3053
    @mikeseal3053 Před 6 lety +84

    Sorry, who?

  • @jeanricharddukurikizeyezu9821

    “The juice is loose” I’m dying!

  • @sashavoja1451
    @sashavoja1451 Před 5 lety +12

    "you're up in round two my friend" LOLOLOL

  • @buibuiopolismayor7329
    @buibuiopolismayor7329 Před 6 lety +186

    241 years of US history is nothing compared to the old countries. Back when dynasties in China were a thing, the Qin dynasty was going strong! They thought they had it all, until they got a stupid leader and everything collapsed. And the Qin dynasty lasted 267 years. Before that was the Ming dynasty that lasted 367 years. The thing is, things can change and destabilise really fast. One day your living in Ming dynasty, the next you wake up and it's Qin dynasty. Now you'll have to dress differently, cut your hair, and the dominant race is now somehow inferior. Who knows what will happen in the next 50 years.

    • @k.c1126
      @k.c1126 Před 6 lety +32

      Buibuiopolis Mayor But this is what the white supremacists fear. They understand that change is inevitably upon them, and they feel that any change will reduce their status. Hence we have chants against those who they fear are replacing them.

    • @karld884
      @karld884 Před 6 lety +6

      Buibuiopolis Mayor I would love to deny that..but it's the truth....

    • @MaiAolei
      @MaiAolei Před 6 lety +7

      Buibuiopolis Mayor
      Your point remains valid, but you are talking about the Qing dynasty, with a "g" at the end, which was the last imperial dynasty.
      Qin, on the other hand, was the first imperial dynasty two thousand years earlier, and with 14-15 years the shortest of them all.
      Just thought I would put that there, for what it's worth.

    • @Johnsmith-bf6yg
      @Johnsmith-bf6yg Před 6 lety +1

      K. C They don't have to worry about blacks replacing them.

    • @darthvader9121
      @darthvader9121 Před 6 lety +11

      Oh man. Trump is a stupid leader.

  • @docholliday4672
    @docholliday4672 Před 6 lety +18

    Why does the color of one's skin weigh more than the content of one's character? Superiority Complex.

  • @JesusMargarito
    @JesusMargarito Před 5 lety +20

    "Don't complain about the lettuce when you're getting the burger for free." lol

  • @agentpaper254
    @agentpaper254 Před 5 lety +62

    Even if you feel you are superior, which you're not. Why does that give you the right to terrorize other groups and steal their rights, humanity, land, culture, and dignity?

    • @goodlife2322
      @goodlife2322 Před 4 lety +8

      Don't expect an answer.
      Their thinking is pathological.

    • @joelkahiga4661
      @joelkahiga4661 Před 4 lety +7

      Insecurity. Lack of confidence.

    • @reddaniel663
      @reddaniel663 Před 4 lety +1

      No clue what your talking about.

    • @MrAnatric
      @MrAnatric Před 4 lety +2

      @@thenrepeat9124 You didn't even answer the question. Lmao

    • @MrAnatric
      @MrAnatric Před 4 lety +4

      @@thenrepeat9124 Imagine typing a long winded reply and still say nothing of value.

  • @TheSleeplessArtist
    @TheSleeplessArtist Před 6 lety +186

    God that master race thing is cringe worthy.

    • @MegaCassie83
      @MegaCassie83 Před 5 lety +18

      TheSleeplessArtist it is and they still think Jesus was a white man who lived in a hot ass desert.

    • @msgirly6827
      @msgirly6827 Před 5 lety +1

      @@MegaCassie83 😂😂😂😂Yoooo

    • @medinbeqiri7539
      @medinbeqiri7539 Před 4 lety

      That Girl Jesus was born middle eastern decent

    • @terrencemyers1033
      @terrencemyers1033 Před 4 lety

      I do not know which is worse white denial or white supremacy!

    • @frr4260
      @frr4260 Před 2 lety

      @@MegaCassie83 still jesus is a caucasian, even tho he's not white

  • @AngelA-wf1sg
    @AngelA-wf1sg Před 6 lety +3

    "Millennial Nazi", "Tyrone Lopez Ginsberg"- I can't breathe now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sayankumardas2911
    @sayankumardas2911 Před 6 lety +11

    I have plans of doing my masters in States but everyday I see it fading away due to these racists

    • @tylerc6559
      @tylerc6559 Před 6 lety

      Sayan K Das Really? You let the liberal news dictate what you actually think is going on in everyday American society? This is pushed because Trump is in office and comes off as a big threat to the Democratic party who pushes for the black and latino vote

    • @erikak.3159
      @erikak.3159 Před 5 lety +1

      Sanya K Das
      Sweetheart take my advice they will call the police on you for being brown. Don't come to U.S.

    • @sayankumardas2911
      @sayankumardas2911 Před 5 lety

      Erika Kent thanks for the advice ma'am but you spelled my name wrong

    • @SuperMetallimies
      @SuperMetallimies Před 5 lety +1

      Tyler c Don't hide your racism. The RepubliKKKans are racists and you can't change that.

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 Před 5 lety +1

      its all over europe too.

  • @nikhilaabraham5578
    @nikhilaabraham5578 Před 4 lety +3

    I maybe wrong. But I think I remember studying back in elementary school about how all humans originated in Africa. Taking this into consideration, aren't we all Africans? We all have the same ancestors. I don't get why some people get so worked up about race...

  • @schin9307
    @schin9307 Před 6 lety +75

    Roy killed me dead here.

  • @souplee42
    @souplee42 Před 6 lety +75

    we're waiting on you in Oakland

    • @souplee42
      @souplee42 Před 6 lety +1

      4nuk8r still waiting p.s it's the bay we will figure it out

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 Před 6 lety +1

      Soup Lee if they stick to the oakland hills they'll probably be alright.

    • @isaiahd5396
      @isaiahd5396 Před 6 lety

      Soup Lee I grew up in Oakland it's not the tough anymore so stop flexing

    • @ekaterinas8796
      @ekaterinas8796 Před 4 lety

      I am white, can I come tho?
      Wanna whoop some supremacist’s ass! Maybe we can do a Trojan horse kinda thing and fool them!?!?

  • @gedb
    @gedb Před 4 lety +13

    Bruh I am literally learning about Mesopotamia what a coincidence

  • @siyabongajunior8618
    @siyabongajunior8618 Před 4 lety +9

    Plz march through Compton i beg you.

  • @brendat.5890
    @brendat.5890 Před 6 lety +165

    Please bring your white rallies to Chicago. We just wanna "talk" to you. Just like we did at your campaign rally. I'll bring donuts.

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast Před 6 lety +15

      Brenda Tucker Donuts? Are you planning on bribing the cops to look the other way?

    • @brendat.5890
      @brendat.5890 Před 6 lety +27

      Primalxbeast shhhhhhh....

    • @lg-sf3iu
      @lg-sf3iu Před 6 lety +2

      you mean like last time? Didn't work out so well for the other side did it?

    • @johnstevens2816
      @johnstevens2816 Před 6 lety +4

      So whites aren't allowed in Chicago anymore got it thanks , I appreciate your love , compassion, tolerance, and empathy

    • @bananamilk6258
      @bananamilk6258 Před 6 lety +25

      John Stevens, the fact that when you see someone say ''white supremacists'' and then automatically think of yourself, is very concerning. OP didnt mean white people, but white supremacists. its not about a people's ethnicity but rather their hateful views,

  • @kennethbonney7638
    @kennethbonney7638 Před 6 lety +238

    My homeboy ramrod used to work nights at Wendy's😂💀👻!!!!!

  • @kaylonguitar
    @kaylonguitar Před 6 lety +74

    lightbulb is debatable lets not forget Lewis Howard Latimer

    • @radiokilledthevideostar3329
      @radiokilledthevideostar3329 Před 4 lety +3

      kaylon lo preach

    • @terrencemyers1033
      @terrencemyers1033 Před 4 lety +3

      Everything about white history is debatable since they have white-washed and re-written history to make themselves appear superior they even white-washed the Bible. Who does that? WHITE PEOPLE!

  • @sugaredwards6207
    @sugaredwards6207 Před 4 lety +2

    6:03 “Jeff sessions is a *living* confederate monument” 🤣

  • @ryanbailey8588
    @ryanbailey8588 Před 6 lety +297

    Stop scrolling:
    -I'm black
    -you're white
    and guess what?
    -I love you, have an awesome day!

    • @ryanbailey8588
      @ryanbailey8588 Před 6 lety +18

      +Benjamin Allison Yes, but this is the problem with society, "what about me, me me?". Selfishness. Why does me saying I love white people mean I don't love black people? Maybe white people just need to hear "I love you" right now.

    • @alanwalker4755
      @alanwalker4755 Před 6 lety +10

      Ryan Bailey im purple hello?

    • @shadowlord1418
      @shadowlord1418 Před 6 lety +2

      why thank you

    • @conancat
      @conancat Před 6 lety +4

      But I'm Grey not white :(

    • @k.c1126
      @k.c1126 Před 6 lety +6

      Ryan Bailey Really, this is the only thing that works... The haters can't deal with love because love casts out fear, and the hate groups are comprised of people who are afraid ....

  • @vibhasingh8660
    @vibhasingh8660 Před 6 lety +5

    Finally 😪 missed this for the two weeks of vacation trevor had

  • @hollyb6885
    @hollyb6885 Před 5 lety +4

    “I’m sorry. Who?” 😂😂😂

  • @ARNGcandy
    @ARNGcandy Před 6 lety +4

    “Jeff Sessions is a living confederate monument” 😂

  • @betadrive3357
    @betadrive3357 Před 6 lety +816

    I'm a part of the master race.
    The PC Master Race.

    • @onlinezwang
      @onlinezwang Před 6 lety +89

      Beta Drive may your fps be high and your temparatures low, brother

    • @DPowered2
      @DPowered2 Před 6 lety +4

      Ameer Haziq Osman we better all be PC bruh!

    • @DecoyBlackMage
      @DecoyBlackMage Před 6 lety +9

      Alexander Santiago Uh huh.....
      " plays some Bloodborne "

    • @tafadzwashepherd4580
      @tafadzwashepherd4580 Před 6 lety +13

      Beta Drive that is the only master race I believe in 🙌🏾

    • @mateoo4669
      @mateoo4669 Před 6 lety +2

      Alexander Santiago plays: last of us, nier automata, and other ps4 exclusives

  • @matthewk.5118
    @matthewk.5118 Před 6 lety +488

    I have a counter to the argument that one race is naturally smarter than another. It's just one name: Neil deGrasse Tyson.

    • @alfatazer_8991
      @alfatazer_8991 Před 6 lety +52

      Black Science MAAAAN!
      Checkmate racists.

    • @kigozimuhammad
      @kigozimuhammad Před 6 lety +10

      in their defense , NIEL is just one black person out of the million. small possibility of finding a black astrophysicist.

    • @matthewk.5118
      @matthewk.5118 Před 6 lety +33

      kigozi muhammad They said that Caucasians are superior than ALL African Americans.

    • @matthewk.5118
      @matthewk.5118 Před 6 lety +53

      kigozi muhammad They said that Caucasians are superior than ALL African Americans. Also, I find it revolting that anyone would come into their defense.

    • @alanwalker4755
      @alanwalker4755 Před 6 lety +4

      Matthew K. but but, the master race is pc wdym?

  • @odyssee3124
    @odyssee3124 Před 5 lety +3

    at 2:00 the guy behind is that the guy from this is us lmaooo

  • @Shey01Shey
    @Shey01Shey Před 6 lety +2

    Your name is up in round 2😂😂😂

  • @ricajoy6171
    @ricajoy6171 Před 6 lety +97

    Damn Trevor where have u been I've been calling you ignoring me now thought we had a wonderful time still love ya thou.

    • @highpriest82
      @highpriest82 Před 6 lety +60

      I'm sorry who?

    • @luliby2309
      @luliby2309 Před 6 lety +22

      Robert Hays. I'm sorry who?

    • @emilianogaspard6935
      @emilianogaspard6935 Před 6 lety +3

      Robert Hays ::
      I'm sorry "Luliby" who?

    • @jackrobert3731
      @jackrobert3731 Před 6 lety

      rica joy is that a song lyric??

    • @BurnTheNuance
      @BurnTheNuance Před 6 lety

      Girl, don't be lying you look at that face in the mirror everyday. It look like the face of someone he'd hit up again?

  • @marcy3508
    @marcy3508 Před 6 lety +47

    Roy always looking done with whites 😭

  • @sakuyastarwind83
    @sakuyastarwind83 Před 4 lety +9

    👴🏻 Jeff Sessions is living confederate monument!” 💀 dead

  • @filsaimejim
    @filsaimejim Před 6 lety +40

    If you put a group of people at a disadvantage you can't possibly think your better

    • @msgirly6827
      @msgirly6827 Před 5 lety +4

      Jim F thank you! I dont understand how people dont get this.

    • @bobbycommon8872
      @bobbycommon8872 Před 5 lety +1

      What disadvantage? Affirmative action? Race quotas?
      Real disadvantage , yeah....

    • @tristanmoller9498
      @tristanmoller9498 Před 5 lety +1

      Bobby Common
      He was talking about the historical assumption that dumb guy claimed to be true. Whites won out most of the time over other parts of the world, because of advantages. Those advantages came through circumstance and some very smart people but are by no means proof of any superiority of a skin color.

    • @bobbycommon8872
      @bobbycommon8872 Před 5 lety

      @@tristanmoller9498 repetitive advantage isn't proof of anything? Lol k dullard
      Just magic luck time and time again eh

    • @chetachiabiaka674
      @chetachiabiaka674 Před 3 lety +3

      @@bobbycommon8872 400 years of slavery? Jim Crow? Segregation? Racism in business, housing, law making, law enforcement, keeping blacks at the margins of society and many others. White people in America have a huge headstart at life compared to black people and you know it just because you won't admit it doesn't mean it's untrue....

  • @TommyChardonneret
    @TommyChardonneret Před 6 lety +5

    Thanks to The Daily Show for making me laugh when most of the news these days makes me break down in tears!

  • @steveclapper5424
    @steveclapper5424 Před 4 lety +13

    Let's go with the idea that one group is slightly smarter or another group is slightly better athletically, the real question is SO WHAT?

    • @terrencemyers1033
      @terrencemyers1033 Před 4 lety

      If so-called "white people" are so smart why are you white-washing the Bible that is Black History. The Bible is not about Europeans and paganism. LOL

    • @GeneralLiuofBoston1911
      @GeneralLiuofBoston1911 Před 4 lety +3

      @@terrencemyers1033 His point is that whites and blacks should stop caring about who's better at what based on race. Instead, care about who's better at what based on the individual.
      Like Usain Bolt being the fastest man alive or Donald Trump being the most cheeto looking person in history. Same goes for Issac Newton being one the creators of Calculus and Physics and You Zhougang the Father of Hanyu Pinyin.
      Like I said, we should focus on personal achievements and person to person competition, not out of the entirety of a race and their achievements.
      Whites didn't land on the moon, Americans did. More specifically, Neil Armstrong and NASA.

    • @chasestevens8942
      @chasestevens8942 Před 4 lety

      Terrence Myers black people try to say it’s there’s when it’s actually Jewish people’s sooooo....

    • @yincenteno298
      @yincenteno298 Před 4 lety +1

      @@chasestevens8942 There's two verions of Jews. One is the race, which is white-but-not-white. The second is the religion. Don't mix the two up. The religious version of Jews were actually from Middle Eastern and North African countries. They were either brown or black. Sorry to burst your bubble.
      Once again: the white-but-not-white Jews were the persecuted race. The religion jews can be any race and any ethnicity, but the religion was started by brown and black people.

    • @GeneralLiuofBoston1911
      @GeneralLiuofBoston1911 Před 4 lety +1

      @akshay satish Yes, but it was forced and so was reading the book, at least in my high school that the entire grade had to read for summer reading.
      I would very much rather watch it on my own time, but I can agree that it was actually good than some other films I've watched.
      And not to mention, there aren't enough of that sort of media.

  • @jannyjanjanet
    @jannyjanjanet Před 5 lety +1

    Don't complain about the lettuce when you're getting the burger for free! Life lesson.

  • @Thatdudejones1
    @Thatdudejones1 Před 6 lety +54

    WAIT WAIT POLIO WAS NOT CURED WITHOUT THE HELP OF Henrietta​ LACKS and her HeLa cells Blacks know your history.

    • @chloelincoln9095
      @chloelincoln9095 Před 6 lety +1

      Lasalle Jones he has to make white ear friendly

    • @PSqqp
      @PSqqp Před 6 lety

      Augustus Caesar Shut the fuck up.

    • @perezsage6366
      @perezsage6366 Před 6 lety

      Lasalle Jones AMEN!!! But you won't hear about that though!!! They robbed that woman and her family blind.

  • @eseguerito2629
    @eseguerito2629 Před 6 lety +8

    Education (and by extension wealth) is a trans-generational relay race. The baton of opportunity is passed from parents to children. Shooting a particular team's first runner in the foot and then pointing at the later runners on their team and saying "they're so far behind, what poor runners they are" is wrong on so many levels. And no, the irony of the phrase "poor runners" doesn't escape me.

  • @dolphinbuc
    @dolphinbuc Před 5 lety +1

    I laughed my ass off at the beginning of this....."was built by our forefathers". Hahahaha!

    • @dolphinbuc
      @dolphinbuc Před 5 lety

      Who's really lazy here? @@christiano4267

  • @joelsmith615
    @joelsmith615 Před 4 lety +5

    "It's funny because it's true"
    -Homer J. Simpson

  • @maddythinks
    @maddythinks Před 6 lety +83

    What about Indians? They invented the zero and logarithms, and etc etc

    • @flyingsnake3737
      @flyingsnake3737 Před 6 lety +40

      maddythinks No, you are wrong. White people invented every single thing that exist and that will exist in the future. The rest of the races are just here for the ride. All of us non-whites are just riding on white peoples backs because we have contribute absolutely nothing to society. Ever.

    • @jameslegrand848
      @jameslegrand848 Před 6 lety +2

      All hail to Medusa meh in the modern world most of our innovations were made by the most prosperous nations which just so happened to be white counties.
      And the main conversation was about America so he was more concerned about the "main two races".

    • @lg-sf3iu
      @lg-sf3iu Před 6 lety

      "etc" .... lmao

    • @bobdamano9606
      @bobdamano9606 Před 6 lety +13

      Um, Muslims invented zero. And the base 10 counting system we use, and algebra.

    • @evasprings8738
      @evasprings8738 Před 6 lety +23

      Bob DaMano check your facts honey, zero was invented in 2 BC by pingala who called it sunya a Sanskrit word which represented zero which was later on used by Aryabhatta in 5th century..... Islam came way after that probably somewhere in 7th century.... so your Islam wasn't even there!
      so please fact check... its pretty simple. google will help. there is a search bar, type your query and it will display associated sites immediately. -_-

  • @antifagoat6591
    @antifagoat6591 Před 6 lety +30

    Debate all you want about gender. Scientifically speaking, race is a construct.

    • @purplekitkatemily
      @purplekitkatemily Před 6 lety

      Lollipop Mari? You cant choose your gender? Or was that sarcasm, its hard to tell

    • @RyanStorey1231
      @RyanStorey1231 Před 6 lety +1

      Lollipop Mari - What's ironic about those tedious "I identify as an attack helicopter" jokes is that helicopters could never be used in military combat.

    • @arsenalagent6675
      @arsenalagent6675 Před 6 lety +3

      Sociologically, there's a difference between biological sex (male/female) and gender (masculine/feminine). Trans people basically identify and want to be identified according to their gender; they're not claiming to be chromosomally a different sex than what they are. Identifying as Black is really about identifying oneself with respect to social realities and experiences of being Black; i.e. being born with a certain skin tone isn't what _really_ makes you Black, but rather everything you have to deal with because of that. So no, it doesn't make sense to simply identify as Black if that's neither how society sees you not does it accurately represent your experience of America.
      Something being a social construct doesn't mean that it's a totally arbitrary thing. The self-identifying Attack Helicopter people need to actually look up precisely what a social construct is.

    • @arsenalagent6675
      @arsenalagent6675 Před 6 lety +2

      Lollipop Mari I'm actually not sure what you're trying to get at exactly, but it doesn't sound like you've read a lot about this issue. Of course trans people choose to be trans. They choose to be trans as a response to to gender disphoria. But experiencing gender disphoria isn't a choice, and neither being trans not nor being gender disphoric qualify as a personality type.

  • @vincentwashington4106
    @vincentwashington4106 Před 5 lety +8

    Two very funny men having an intelligent conversation

  • @wildwesley9328
    @wildwesley9328 Před 5 lety +3

    Well technically, Edison is credited with the carbon filament lightbulb, but really he just took all the credit when it was a black man, Lewis Latimer. Same with the modern telephone.

  • @noelpip
    @noelpip Před 6 lety +4

    He got me with that "I'm sorry who?"

  • @betlehemg1637
    @betlehemg1637 Před 6 lety +5

    Why do y'all take a lot of breaks😭I miss Trevor's comment on everything that's happening☹️

  • @emancify
    @emancify Před 6 lety +3

    That was the funniest satire I've ever seen/heard on racism in America. Trevor & Roy "hit it out of the park" on that one.

  • @ajsamaljevac8207
    @ajsamaljevac8207 Před 4 lety +3

    Cvjetanovic is Croatian. And the way they pronounce it is hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @nuqmanmursyid569
      @nuqmanmursyid569 Před 4 lety

      right? they pronounced it as "satanovic" XD XD XD

    • @carmendebenedictis-larue6250
      @carmendebenedictis-larue6250 Před 4 lety

      I have a polish friend with this name as well...
      ALSO he just messed it up by accident when reading from the prompter. How is it actually supposed to be pronounced in the Croatian way? Just for my own education, I'm sure it's different than the Polish pronunciation that my friend uses.

  • @MA-be2zz
    @MA-be2zz Před 6 lety +5

    Is it bad that I'm just kinda done with this whole world? People are so mean. Last time I checked back in the womb, I didn't sign up for this shit.

  • @LarryPanozzo
    @LarryPanozzo Před 6 lety +17

    I'm really white and I love this show

    • @5067jt
      @5067jt Před 6 lety

      Same. Hear, hear!

  • @rebeccaokoyomon5852
    @rebeccaokoyomon5852 Před 6 lety +1

    I'm sorry, who? That killed me.

  • @ayelemensah8816
    @ayelemensah8816 Před 6 lety +17

    Tyrone Lopez Goldberg! Would love to meet *that* guy!

  • @matiascruz1270
    @matiascruz1270 Před 6 lety +81

    Us latinos are just chilling in the corner like "hot DAYUM this is some weird shit going down"

    • @esperanza404
      @esperanza404 Před 6 lety +12

      Matiana Cruz You about to be looking at this crazy shit from the other side of Trumps see - through, solar -powered wall.

    • @recon441
      @recon441 Před 6 lety +8

      Matiana Cruz as an Asian I sympathize with this statement.

    • @wolfwoodphreak
      @wolfwoodphreak Před 6 lety +10

      Esperanza Martinez yes. I'm sure she's screwed for being Latina... Bit you're fine, right, ESPERANZA MARTINEZ? You're totally acceptable and not foreign at all... Your name just means hope in Spanish, no red flags there lol

    • @malayfellaz
      @malayfellaz Před 6 lety +2

      wolfwoodphreak even the Spaniard got called Mexican by the master race of murica

    • @MimiB1974
      @MimiB1974 Před 6 lety

      Watch 13th on Netflix..... this is old news in ‘Murica

  • @Ryvucz
    @Ryvucz Před 6 lety +41

    "Master Race" made me think of the PC (Personal Computers) vs console wars.
    PC Master Race!

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Před 6 lety

      While both are annoying, the main difference is that one is deadly when referring to nostalgia/backwards compatibility...

    • @infintecatvids8860
      @infintecatvids8860 Před 6 lety +1

      Ryvucz same i came here ready to be triggered lmaoo

  • @naenae6897
    @naenae6897 Před 5 lety +2

    As far as the klan is concerned your name might as well be Tyrome Lopez Ginsburg 😂💀

  • @scottishroad_pinoy9084
    @scottishroad_pinoy9084 Před 6 lety +2

    These two are the best antidote for having a bad day!!!

  • @MsZephyra
    @MsZephyra Před 6 lety +3

    Roy Wood, Jr. is a national treasure...bless him!

  • @jesusjimenezhernandez7163

    I swear racism doesn't have any point or meaning in the world.

  • @kazisupreme747
    @kazisupreme747 Před 6 lety +4

    Tyrone Lopez Ginsberg 😂..wait Ramrod Jr Bacon's falling out the top no lettuce Ramrod fired

  • @anaislowe2293
    @anaislowe2293 Před 6 lety +6

    Loved the Oakland shoutout #oaklandish ❤️😂

  • @Nhoj31neirbo47
    @Nhoj31neirbo47 Před 6 lety +3

    Americans need to air out our dirty laundry in the public square in order to cleanse it of the stench of ignorance.

    • @jokelly1926
      @jokelly1926 Před 6 lety +4

      John OBrien
      Oh please. The white supremacists would just bring febreeze and claim they just did their laundry.

    • @Nhoj31neirbo47
      @Nhoj31neirbo47 Před 6 lety +1

      Jo Kelly - Even their own mothers would refute that claim.

  • @dakotabae2252
    @dakotabae2252 Před 6 lety +4

    I was having a bad night until I saw you posted 😊😊

  • @vulturebitch
    @vulturebitch Před 5 lety +1

    I JUST LOVE THIS CLIP!! Roy Wood Jr.does sum of his best work ever, I can watch it every day and it still makes me laugh!!

  • @shekinahmba3991
    @shekinahmba3991 Před 4 lety +2

    "I'm sorry, who?"😂😂😂😂

  • @karlagranados2659
    @karlagranados2659 Před 6 lety +3

    Love you Trevor, so glad you're back! 😍

  • @kensmith7048
    @kensmith7048 Před 6 lety +5

    I feel like we are actually going backwards in time

  • @christopherwong9576
    @christopherwong9576 Před 6 lety +1

    “My Homeboy Ramrod”😂

  • @jordansage9655
    @jordansage9655 Před 6 lety +1

    "Jeff Sessions is a Living Confederate Monument"--HAHAHA

  • @Gizmoji
    @Gizmoji Před 6 lety +91

    So I'm only a minute or so in but the guy talking about how white people are "genetically more intelligent that black people, Asians are more intelligent ect." it's ridiculous that people believe intelligence is based on race. Asians tend to be very smart because of how ancient Asian cultures developed a lot earlier than other cultures. (China is the main example) They developed writing and paper and knew that intelligence was very important. In general Asian families hold their children to a higher standard because of their culture. For example I have a friend who's Pakistani Muslim and she's top of our class because her parents taught her how important school is and expect a lot from her. It's not that other cultures don't value education, it's that some go so far back that it's considered a bigger deal/ they just feature education as a staple in the culture. American culture cares about education but it's not as cutthroat as other cultures.
    Also I don't understand people who are anti-Semitic and say things about them being bankers and controlling money in a negative way. It's similar to the asian cultures. Jews knew the importance of education a lot earlier than other cultures. It's part of the culture.

    • @Carols989
      @Carols989 Před 6 lety +25

      i love how easy it is to talk bullshit online without sources, right, Jon Davy?

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Před 6 lety +15

      The Jewish profession is an interesting one. Apparently, in Europe's middle ages, the Christian Church thought banking and money lending was a dishonorable profession for good Christians, so Jews took up the profession, disproportionately. When they expelled the Jews, it additionally damaged the economy, at least in Spain.
      The historic association with money lending and greed is supposed to come from that time period. (It was a side note in my history class, so I don't have some awesome sources here, for you, sorry)

    • @witchplease9695
      @witchplease9695 Před 6 lety +12

      Jon Davy No, race has nothing to do with intelligences and people like you are proof. journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0956797611421206

    • @beingkltd
      @beingkltd Před 6 lety +21

      Olivia Greanias Besides education and innovation is coined for sustaining survival in your immediate environment. The African traditional education we were taught was enough to sustain our livelihood in Africa. Rich savanna, forests and farmland called for little tools, herb medicine and simple living. The first explorers had it rough coming to Africa and relied heavily on natives. In our ancestors eyes they probably looked dumb and fragile. They had zero knowledge on:
      ▪Farming indigenous crops
      ▪Building shelter
      ▪Hunting tactics
      ▪Proper African etiquette
      ▪Language
      ▪Political systems
      ▪Historical knowledge
      ▪Tribal and kingdom treaties
      ▪African philosophy
      ▪Appropriate dressing in the current climate conditions and obscured taste in beauty.
      They outright appeared savage. But due to historical circumstances our current environment is heavily influenced by western culture (which in its own right is a melting pot of intellect from different ethnic groups) and as of now, I was born and raised in my motherland, can speak 6 languages, can cook both western and eastern cuisines (chef by profession) and I can challenge the youth my age intellectually despite their ethnicity or geographical location. I do not even consider myself outstanding and that is a fact that people who are emotionally inept gloss over. Thanks to common sense most people can clearly see that anyone who belittles others for the sake of appearing superior lack any individual contribution to whatever they claim to be apart of. Since we cannot recreate equal circumstances, intelligence will remain a social construct subject to context and environmental triggers.

    • @WafflePancakes1314
      @WafflePancakes1314 Před 6 lety +2

      Olivia Greanias yea they totally ingnore the social constructs that are related to such racial disparities in race. They're the dumb ones lmao

  • @klarastern5597
    @klarastern5597 Před 6 lety +4

    I missed this show so much!!

  • @PNWGlinda
    @PNWGlinda Před 6 lety

    So good! Smiling! Not easy to do after a 12 hr day! Thank you!

  • @DonTheConPrison2024
    @DonTheConPrison2024 Před 5 lety +1

    "The juice is loose" LMAO

  • @butterworthfilter8403
    @butterworthfilter8403 Před 6 lety +5

    Step 1: enslave another race.
    Step 2: deny their access to education, human rights & wealth.
    Step 3: write a big blank check saying "you're free" while ignoring the damage done.
    Step 4: blame them for being uneducated, disrespectful & poor.
    Step 5: ???
    Step 6: Profit.

  • @shnawdude03
    @shnawdude03 Před 5 lety +7

    This video feels like 2019. Feels Strange.

  • @merbst
    @merbst Před 5 lety +2

    Because Roy Wood Junior mentioned Oakland:
    Shout out to my lady Kimmy in Oakland! ❤

  • @ricomartin8720
    @ricomartin8720 Před 2 lety

    Even Trevor was laughing in the back ground lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christinepierce7560
    @christinepierce7560 Před 6 lety +3

    ☺️Hey Roy, did you ever find your "luggage?" For that matter, did Ben Carson ever find his "luggage?"☺️