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13 Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: The Return

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  • čas přidán 27. 07. 2024
  • Four years ago we made a video called 12 Evil Achievements For Heartless Bastards, which focused on the sort of achievements that moustache twirling ne'er-do-wells would be happy to display on their gamercards. Now, four years on, we have 13 more achievements that you should feel good and guilty about owning. Subscribe to Outside Xbox! tinyurl.com/SubToOxbox
    Whether it's harassing the poor, murdering animals, leaving your friends to die or actually killing them by your own hand, these 13 achievements encourage you to reveal the very worst parts of your character for usually paltry gamerscore rewards.
    For the previous 12 Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: • 12 Evil Achievements F...
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  • @zapdragon5942
    @zapdragon5942 Před 4 lety +2131

    The description of "You... Monster!" is even better:
    "Send an adorable chick to a fiery end, the same place you're now destined to go"

  • @moonlightwolf
    @moonlightwolf Před 7 lety +4006

    Not really an achievement, but if you kill too many sims in the Sims 3, the game reminds you that it is a life simulation game.

  • @johnweber4504
    @johnweber4504 Před 4 lety +728

    Cookie clicker’s “just wrong” achievement. You get it by selling a grandma.

  • @jazzanarchy
    @jazzanarchy Před 3 lety +136

    “What would your dad say?
    *cough* “Probably.”
    “Because he’s sick.”
    Jane is savage.

  • @Stelios300X
    @Stelios300X Před 7 lety +3583

    Jane did all of these things without knowing she'd get achievements for it.

  • @minigod2751
    @minigod2751 Před 6 lety +423

    "what would your dad say?
    *Cough* probably... Cuz he's sick"
    I think I might actually love Jane lmao

  • @Bobby-ii5hg
    @Bobby-ii5hg Před 4 lety +247

    When I saw Red Dead Redemption I tough it was going to be the "Dastardly" Achievement
    Lasso and hogtie a woman, and then transport her to a traintrack, leave her there and watch as the passing train kills her

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola Před 4 lety +29

      Bobby I believe that was in the original Evil achievements video they did ages ago (like 6 years ago now).

    • @Mothzerella
      @Mothzerella Před 4 lety +9

      I did that once.......I was a weird kid

    • @MxDemeanor
      @MxDemeanor Před 3 lety +4

      *Laughs in evile*

    • @akirathewildcard9625
      @akirathewildcard9625 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Mothzerella oh no your weren't weird you were
      Dastardly

    • @Mothzerella
      @Mothzerella Před 2 lety +2

      @@akirathewildcard9625 Pfft- Good one :]

  • @Crisjola
    @Crisjola Před 4 lety +537

    I remember accidentally triggering "Tears of Shame" because the wild-dog I had had died but was also in a mess of other wild dogs and I was just going around looting, hadn't realized I'd lost my pet, and accidentally popped the Steam achievement. >.

    • @lemonpie9633
      @lemonpie9633 Před 4 lety +18

      Cris Michel that is such a B R U H moment

    • @shaun2566
      @shaun2566 Před 3 lety +8

      Cris Michel I killed my rare tame hoping to get the skin I needed it was a black dhole though so I don’t feel bad

    • @hillkids02
      @hillkids02 Před 3 lety +2

      Nooooeeee

    • @hillkids02
      @hillkids02 Před 3 lety +4

      @@shaun2566 it’s an animal?! How could u!?

    • @AHHHHHHHH21
      @AHHHHHHHH21 Před 2 lety +6

      @@hillkids02 it's far cry primal, animal cruelty is almost the point of the game!

  • @Maedroth
    @Maedroth Před 6 lety +470

    As someone who hasn't played Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons, when it came up and said wishing well, I assumed you had to just dump the sick guy down a well.

    • @jacobl6714
      @jacobl6714 Před rokem +8

      Well, if the theory of the host was correct, it'd at least solve that ravenous thirst of his! Bottoms up gramps : )

    • @pacplay926
      @pacplay926 Před rokem

      Me too

  • @Slyzr332
    @Slyzr332 Před 6 lety +1779

    Trevor is pretty straightforward:
    I wasn't counting cards,I was cheating

  • @trickytreyperfected1482
    @trickytreyperfected1482 Před 4 lety +768

    Outsidexbox: "You Monster, from Slime Rancher"
    Me: "This one sounds familiar."
    Outsidexbox: *Mentions the Chickadoos*
    Me: "Oh..." *sweating intensifies*

  • @rachelsyrup
    @rachelsyrup Před 5 lety +114

    I wish *I* could tame a wolf by walking up to it and going "shh, shh".

  • @noneya5865
    @noneya5865 Před 6 lety +459

    I like how you could get the wallet back after pushing the guy into the woodchipper

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 Před 6 lety +21

      Well, you didn't push the WALLET in. :p

  • @hmsgreat
    @hmsgreat Před 7 lety +259

    teach a man to fish and he'll get pushed into the water by a bored assassin

    • @patrikhjorth3291
      @patrikhjorth3291 Před 7 lety +32

      hmsgreat Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

    • @Marc-lf4du
      @Marc-lf4du Před 7 lety +5

      Patrik Hjorth course
      it'd only be about a minute

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis Před 7 lety +6

      Patrik Hjorth Is that a Terry Pratchett qoute?

    • @patrikhjorth3291
      @patrikhjorth3291 Před 7 lety +1

      Prince Teclis I really have no idea where I picked it up, but it's possible.

  • @ChatookaMusic
    @ChatookaMusic Před 4 lety +50

    Number 6 reminds me of the time my uncle was first playing one of the earlier AC games and I was sitting behind him every time he ran by a horse saying "killlll the hooorrrrssssse" in a whispery voice

  • @lfg-lightningfastgamingplu8403

    What about duck seasons “stone cold killer”
    When in the shooting section, theirs a baby duck on the right.
    Shoot it, and you get the achievement.

  • @canukforce
    @canukforce Před 6 lety +761

    Either shooting the buffalo riffle in the air was giving the dead buffalo a 21 gun salute, or you doubling down and trying to shoot their souls as they go to heaven.

    • @danohara949
      @danohara949 Před 5 lety +21

      ( shooting birds)

    • @fireflyserenity31
      @fireflyserenity31 Před 5 lety +38

      @@danohara949 sky buffalo

    • @TalonStormCrow
      @TalonStormCrow Před 4 lety +36

      How else do we get buffalo wings?

    • @LadyElvan
      @LadyElvan Před 4 lety +23

      "Buffalos don't have wings!" "Thanks to people like you, dad!" (Anyone else old enough to remember this commercial? :) )

    • @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700
      @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 Před 4 lety +6

      Alright, that made me laugh. Take this Like and have a great day.

  • @originallmoney9099
    @originallmoney9099 Před 7 lety +1387

    Hmm...Lucius puts people in woodchippers, Jane puts people in woodchippers in Hitman. Somehow, I don't think this is a coincidence. Jane, do you have a long-lost brother we're not aware of?

    • @pairot01
      @pairot01 Před 7 lety +47

      She got some daddy issues :P

    • @dpasquan2000
      @dpasquan2000 Před 7 lety +28

      I think Jane is Lucius

    • @nerdherder9340
      @nerdherder9340 Před 7 lety +7

      And his father is satan

    • @thehulkster9434
      @thehulkster9434 Před 7 lety +69

      She did say "thanks Dad" when talking about being evil because of being a child of Satan.

    • @MineSlimeTV
      @MineSlimeTV Před 7 lety +8

      "well he didint actualy put it inside the woodchipper
      as i saw a big downside from Lucius to Lucius 2
      seriously if you look at the video the body dosent even go inside the wood chipper in that ocasion

  • @ZeldaTheSwordsman
    @ZeldaTheSwordsman Před 4 lety +39

    That last one... _Some_ devs would throw in Jason rising ominously in the backseat, but evidently not the ones behind this game

    • @deadersurvival4716
      @deadersurvival4716 Před 3 lety +4

      To be fair, they had already made the game so unbalanced in Jason's favor that they didn't expect anyone to get in the car.

    • @AiginSongbird426
      @AiginSongbird426 Před 3 lety +2

      That happens in Clock Tower

    • @ZeldaTheSwordsman
      @ZeldaTheSwordsman Před 3 lety +2

      @@AiginSongbird426 Funnily enough, that's what I was thinking of

  • @clubbasher32
    @clubbasher32 Před 5 lety +110

    This channel is just unlimited content for me to stress/lonely watch. Thank you.

  • @hyliandoctor
    @hyliandoctor Před 7 lety +644

    *clicks on video about evil achievements*
    *gets Red Cross ad*

    • @bankutibence2688
      @bankutibence2688 Před 7 lety +3

      LOL!

    • @notequalok7143
      @notequalok7143 Před 7 lety

      Gandalf Becan ha gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

    • @hyliandoctor
      @hyliandoctor Před 7 lety

      dabman1474 blah why, yes; how did you know?

    • @NeoAya
      @NeoAya Před 7 lety +23

      To get the Total Dick achievement, you have to copyright a red cross, a basic geometrical shape

    • @YourMom-xi1vc
      @YourMom-xi1vc Před 6 lety

      Same hahahahahha!

  • @domlivesey9055
    @domlivesey9055 Před 7 lety +2029

    It's not an achievement but in Rainbow Six Siege if you down a hostage in terrorist hunt enough times it will stop saying friendly fire and start saying "you monster"

  • @katfromthekong414
    @katfromthekong414 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Jane's what-would-your-dad-say joke is too good 😂

  • @Sackle19
    @Sackle19 Před 5 lety +183

    Oi. You’re calling us monsters for getting at least one of these achievements.
    But wait- You had to play ALL 13 games and get those achievements to show us what monsters we are!
    Who’s the monster now, M8?

  • @leon6kennedy
    @leon6kennedy Před 7 lety +794

    18:46 my new profile pic on literally everything. starting with CZcams

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince Před 7 lety +99

      The Re - Return This is probably the funniest thing I've read today. I'm glad you followed up. I really hope he sees this.

    • @ChillCube6277
      @ChillCube6277 Před 7 lety +32

      The Re - Return My hero

    • @Marc-lf4du
      @Marc-lf4du Před 7 lety +16

      The Re - Return or a screensaver

    • @elcolto2320
      @elcolto2320 Před 7 lety +1

      Same

    • @commenter7867
      @commenter7867 Před 7 lety +7

      Tbh its way to blurry to see his face. Use photoshop and increase the resolution

  • @marvelouschester4104
    @marvelouschester4104 Před 7 lety +895

    I can't wait for "Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Origins"

    • @weebweeb3516
      @weebweeb3516 Před 7 lety +58

      Marvelous Chester don't forget the 4th installment, "Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Retribution"

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 Před 7 lety +54

      "Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Reloaded"

    • @weebweeb3516
      @weebweeb3516 Před 7 lety +62

      Okay so now we have a timeline
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: The Return
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Origins
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Retribution
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Reloaded
      now we need to do 2, 3, and then Brotherhood.
      SOON THIS FRANCHISE SHALL REACH A STRANGE AMOUNT OF SEQUELS AND NAMES AKIN TO BATTLEFIELD AND ASSASSIN'S CREED!

    • @gezblair
      @gezblair Před 7 lety +28

      Cod Sworth don't forget the reboot

    • @Reids0me
      @Reids0me Před 7 lety +29

      Don't forget the deluxe edition, and the ultimate edition which is just all of them in one video.

  • @grimreaper78945
    @grimreaper78945 Před 5 lety +63

    The entirety of Shadow of the Colossus.
    ‘Nuff said

    • @grimreaper78945
      @grimreaper78945 Před 4 lety +2

      The fact that an achievement pops up immediately after you kill one.

    • @grimreaper78945
      @grimreaper78945 Před 4 lety +1

      There’s another reason why you would feel bad for killing them but, it would spoil the end of the game so, I’d suggest you play it first to know what I mean.

  • @caedes5728
    @caedes5728 Před 5 lety +60

    You missed the one called “plenty more fish” in shadow complex which you get for leaving your girlfriend to her fate by driving away. I did also get the “chicken kicker” achievement in one of the fable games for...well...

    • @goddessofrandom7184
      @goddessofrandom7184 Před 3 lety +4

      Breaking their wings, legs and ribs and leaving them there for a week before stepping on it? And then kicking it to the road to get turned into roadkill? That sound evil enough for 'Chicken Kicker'?

    • @caedes5728
      @caedes5728 Před 3 lety +3

      Goddess of RANDOM!!! That escalated quickly! 😂

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 Před 3 lety +2

      I used to play Fable
      I don't remember which one
      It was a long time ago
      More than three years
      I kicked chickens just to kick them
      I already had the achievement

  • @bennice6811
    @bennice6811 Před 6 lety +396

    I actually got the "what is wrong with you?!" Achievement completely by accident. I was playing a mission and was being swamped with enemy carriages and found that killing the horses was an easier and faster way of getting rid of them.

    • @aeringothyk5445
      @aeringothyk5445 Před 6 lety +50

      That’s intentional horse murder. Not an accident.

    • @zonamaster4763
      @zonamaster4763 Před 6 lety +16

      as the achievement said, what is wrong with you?!

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother Před 6 lety +8

      what is wrong with killing horses ? it's not like we need horses anymore since we have good old gasoline .

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird Před 6 lety +7

      Antonio Brother they also have give us food. you know, meat

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother Před 6 lety +3

      VeziusTheThird yeah . i never had horse, though .

  • @jesseolson109
    @jesseolson109 Před 7 lety +407

    So I totally thought "Heartless Bastards: The Return" was a new video game title.

    • @flyingplatypus6688
      @flyingplatypus6688 Před 7 lety +6

      Jesse Olson same xD

    • @effeffiagonalick5078
      @effeffiagonalick5078 Před 7 lety +7

      I'd play it. I'd play the hell out of it. For like ten minutes before I start feeling bad for killing virtual people, lol.

    • @avalynpoe4441
      @avalynpoe4441 Před 7 lety +2

      Inglourious Basterds sequel confirmed!

    • @papyruspapy5417
      @papyruspapy5417 Před 6 lety

      Jesse Olson lol me too

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 Před 6 lety

      It may happen someday, sounds like Bully 2, to me :p

  • @LadyMiir
    @LadyMiir Před 2 lety +3

    I remember when the Endor DLC for Force Unleashed dropped. I was hanging out in a Star Wars chatroom at the time, and one guy came in to excitedly announce that you could dropkick Ewoks-- then the chatroom was suddenly emptied as everyone raced off to go dropkick Ewoks XD

    • @flickcentergaming680
      @flickcentergaming680 Před rokem

      To be fair, the dropkicking animation is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

  • @sammyazari1675
    @sammyazari1675 Před 5 lety +29

    "between hitting harassers and killing horses I think templars might actually have a point" man that was awesome

  • @GuyWithAnAmazingHat
    @GuyWithAnAmazingHat Před 7 lety +77

    People with the most animated eyebrows:
    1. Ethan Klein
    2. Emilia Clarke
    3. Jane Douglas

    • @daafaev15
      @daafaev15 Před 7 lety +7

      GuyWithAnAmazingHat eyebrows the internet looking for lists like this

  • @mohammedalgthamy9563
    @mohammedalgthamy9563 Před 7 lety +795

    i wasn't counting cards
    i was cheating
    Trevor Phillips

    • @lillildipsy49
      @lillildipsy49 Před 7 lety +12

      Mohammed Algthamy i actually found this as he said that

    • @NolePTR
      @NolePTR Před 7 lety +2

      I swear to god that was Rick from Rick and Morty.

    • @lillildipsy49
      @lillildipsy49 Před 7 lety +1

      Capt sun how am I a liar?

    • @LonyDude
      @LonyDude Před 6 lety +1

      Mohammed Algthamy I

    • @kuznetsovaj8795
      @kuznetsovaj8795 Před 6 lety

      Mohammed Algthamy lol when I was reading this comment Trevor was saying this line

  • @philippegauvin-vallee9371

    7:46 To be fair, it is (purposefully or not) the most effective (and spectacular) way to disable a pesky chasing carriage. More than once did I accidentally shoot the horse instead of the driver. No aimed shot, all quick shots.

  • @thewonkydonkeyleader
    @thewonkydonkeyleader Před 4 lety +12

    You have got to love it when it says "you have gotten an achievement" then "You...Monster"

  • @uswhockey972
    @uswhockey972 Před 7 lety +241

    That video was the first to get me into watching youtubers, OxBox is a gateway drug!

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 Před 7 lety +2

      MAKE IT ILLEGAL!

    • @pahman3070
      @pahman3070 Před 7 lety +4

      Some Guy are you the same Some Guy who watches Nerdcubed and Many A True Nerd?

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 Před 7 lety +1

      No, you're thinking of That Guy, my brother.
      I kid. Yes, I am. Anything important you needed to tell me or just noticing that I like British CZcamsrs?

  • @jon-michaelharris5840
    @jon-michaelharris5840 Před 7 lety +75

    Jane- "Thanks dad"
    I just think she is talking to the Devil

    • @TheNarrowBoatDungeonMaster
      @TheNarrowBoatDungeonMaster Před 7 lety +12

      Jon-Michael Harris yeah well it's a bloody disgrace when your little brother gets his own game and tones of movies abs your relegated to a CZcams channel.

    • @mattmorgan14
      @mattmorgan14 Před 7 lety +1

      Erin Panes who is her brother

    • @radicallus635
      @radicallus635 Před 7 lety +1

      Lucius. The son of Satan. (Not really, but it's for kicks and giggles.)

  • @STEP6192
    @STEP6192 Před 5 lety +14

    12:30 Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL message.
    "Teach them how to fish, and they'll fish for themselves.
    Trow them on the ground and they'll.."

  • @CelticVictory
    @CelticVictory Před 3 lety +6

    I really wasn't expecting the murder of your new wolf friend. I thought they were going to use it to kill a human enemy.

  • @narcspector
    @narcspector Před 7 lety +161

    "What the hell hero, what would your dad say?! *coughs* , probably." LOL

    • @SonicUmami
      @SonicUmami Před 6 lety

      Bottomless Pit is your profile picture death grips ??

  • @KayDizzelVids
    @KayDizzelVids Před 6 lety +52

    I always figured Trevor was the very uncommon alignment of Fucking Crazy.

  • @StrikaAmaru
    @StrikaAmaru Před 4 lety +7

    13:30 It's a bit harder to empathize, when in ep 6 Ewoks are cannibals... those poor stormtroopers :(

    • @brendanroberts1310
      @brendanroberts1310 Před 3 lety

      There only cannibals if they eat there own species.

    • @StrikaAmaru
      @StrikaAmaru Před 3 lety +1

      @@brendanroberts1310 In real life, yeah... but for fiction the definition tends to get an expansion - a fully sapient creature eating another fully sapient creature is also considered cannibalism even if they're different species.

    • @brendanroberts1310
      @brendanroberts1310 Před 3 lety

      @@StrikaAmaru ah didn't know that thanks for the info.

    • @insomniagobrrr5542
      @insomniagobrrr5542 Před rokem

      @@StrikaAmaru you're stretching the definition of the word

  • @monty609
    @monty609 Před 4 lety +12

    I only got the “evil achievement” in Friday the 13th because the guy that helped me fixed the boat, didn’t want to escape with me and right when he said that, Jason teleported to us and we went separate ways.

  • @BFedie518
    @BFedie518 Před 7 lety +257

    You're revisiting this list because you're playing Red Dead Redemption and trying to resist tying people to railroad tracks, aren't you?

    • @nohaxmeh576
      @nohaxmeh576 Před 7 lety +5

      Is that necessarily a bad thing? >:)

    • @BFedie518
      @BFedie518 Před 7 lety +4

      +Definitely Nisha
      Oh I have.

  • @ChuggerNugget
    @ChuggerNugget Před 6 lety +64

    In Shadow of War, you get an achievement for beating your own orc until he cant take it anymore and he turns on you

  • @neromauritzen8917
    @neromauritzen8917 Před 6 lety +25

    *Me aproaches wolf*
    "Shhhh!"
    *Me gets eaten alive*

    • @Jenna2k
      @Jenna2k Před 4 lety +5

      Gotta say shhhh twice

  • @FuryMcpurey
    @FuryMcpurey Před 3 lety +5

    I actually once got the Traitor Achievement in BBT. Me and my oldest brother were always killing each other in game because we both found it hilarious and all in good sport.

  • @calebsimmons8539
    @calebsimmons8539 Před 7 lety +201

    wait did jane just say "thanks dad" to the devil... my suspicions are being proved

  • @miraleeks
    @miraleeks Před 6 lety +201

    “Oh my god! They treated the Martyr of Hecatonchires poorly!”
    “You bastards!”

  • @artmancanvas781
    @artmancanvas781 Před 5 lety +23

    4:19
    AnD tHe FlOoR-bOaRdS wErE bReAkInG aNd CrEaKiNg AnD pEiCeS oF tHe ShIp WeRe FaLlInG aPart.

    • @RealBadMike
      @RealBadMike Před 4 lety +2

      You should get one of these achievements for typing like that

    • @hotcrossbuns6585
      @hotcrossbuns6585 Před 4 lety +5

      And then Reginald comes upstairs and he's all like, "I SaY GenTlEmeN, I Do bElieVe We ArE In QUite a SpoT oF boThEr"

    • @TurnipCart
      @TurnipCart Před 4 lety +2

      @@Alsebra who kares

  • @USAFreewayROTF
    @USAFreewayROTF Před 4 lety +3

    7:34 I got this achievement COMPLETELY by accident. I would always try shooting gangsters off the coaches. But there were times when it was COMPLETELY UNAVOIDABLE! And so I got the achievement...

  • @violetsnow804
    @violetsnow804 Před 7 lety +75

    I got What is Wrong With You by accident, because in carriage chases, it's easier to just kill the horse then bother with the driver.

    • @OGVade
      @OGVade Před 6 lety +3

      Violet Snow lmao same

    • @GoVocaloider
      @GoVocaloider Před 6 lety +2

      I got it by accident too....because I can't aim. 😅

  • @jefflinton9851
    @jefflinton9851 Před 7 lety +84

    Tears of Shame achievement pops up, followed IMMEDIATELY by a Chevrolet ad. Love it.

  • @fifo5553
    @fifo5553 Před 5 lety +6

    3:58
    So you *would* throw live baby chickens into an incinerator if there was a discernable profit involved? Interesting.

  • @ryujinnchair
    @ryujinnchair Před 5 lety +11

    4:36 turn on captions

  • @ibear2554
    @ibear2554 Před 7 lety +90

    I have to say. I love Ewoks, but seeing them punted is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I think I laughed at Jane's heartless joke about her Dad because of humor bleed- over.

    • @The_One_In_Black
      @The_One_In_Black Před 7 lety

      I don't get why people hate cannibal teddy bears that would have roasted and eaten most of the cast if not for Leia's mercy.

    • @dr.chaimsaw7841
      @dr.chaimsaw7841 Před 6 lety +1

      +Bill Silvia technically they aren't cannibals for eating humans considering they're a different species

    • @The_One_In_Black
      @The_One_In_Black Před 6 lety

      Dr.Chaimsaw Fair point. I see the word get used in both ways so often it slipped out without thinking.

  • @TwicetheDicergaming
    @TwicetheDicergaming Před 6 lety +170

    Ok I got the tears of shame one but only because I was trying to kill a sabertooth and my bear got in the way.
    Oh boy was that fun trying to find another one

    • @brewskie866
      @brewskie866 Před 6 lety +4

      Twice the Dicer gaming1675 just grab a mammoth and fuck everything up 😂

    • @StephenxTehxLefty
      @StephenxTehxLefty Před 6 lety +3

      I think I used the badger.

  • @niffry
    @niffry Před 3 lety +2

    3:18 To be fair though, it would've been either that or being raised in a coop for another 5 or so minutes before being shot into a cage filled with hungry carnivousrus slimes

  • @ThunderhunterFTW
    @ThunderhunterFTW Před 5 lety +6

    "and therefore, all achievement runs, are evil. Thank you."

  • @mikesample3249
    @mikesample3249 Před 7 lety +345

    Bringing back my favorite list!

  • @Axl4325
    @Axl4325 Před 7 lety +594

    Not an achievement but just a really bad thing, in Fallout New Vegas there is a quest called "come fly with me" where to clear a facility from ghouls you have to help them to get to space, they want to go to space because they don't like the discrimination towards ghouls on earth and because they believe in a far away land for them, but you can sabotage the project by helping them do everything except that in the moment of the launch you change the coordination systems so they crash into each other and die, they just wanted to live without discrimination and you kill them, in ghoul culture that's considered a dick move

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 Před 6 lety +22

      Axl4325 Puh-LEEZE tell me the last part of that comment is a Rick and Morty reference! :D

    • @Axl4325
      @Axl4325 Před 6 lety +21

      Japanese Brony hell yeah it is friend

    • @DouchebagDex
      @DouchebagDex Před 6 lety +24

      in human culture it's considered fun :D

    • @dang_cats
      @dang_cats Před 6 lety +5

      They die regardless so 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @DarkRobotics
      @DarkRobotics Před 6 lety +9

      Axl4325 ghoul lives matter.

  • @ChaoticUrges
    @ChaoticUrges Před 5 lety +5

    0:32 Love Trevor. Best Character.

  • @dungeonpastor8295
    @dungeonpastor8295 Před 4 lety +2

    The fact that Jane is I’m fact her dnd character sans horns is my favorite thing about this channel

  • @Lolpy.
    @Lolpy. Před 6 lety +389

    I got that Friday the 13th achievement by accident the funny thing is I saw one of the guys alive on the side of the road and I WAS going to stop for him but then I saw Jason appear and I just drove away
    Am I a bad person?

    • @anarky1765
      @anarky1765 Před 6 lety +54

      No, he was already screwed. Running away was the obvious move at that point.

    • @rashaadsreign
      @rashaadsreign Před 6 lety +35

      One man's escape is another one's death. Which is Friday the 13th in a Nutshell 😂

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas Před 6 lety +34

      A supernatural serial killer is on the loose. It’s every man or woman for themselves in my book, unless you can save them without putting yourself at risk. If he’s RIGHT THERE there really isn’t anything you could do anyway, lol.

    • @numaandhavoctv
      @numaandhavoctv Před 6 lety +40

      "HEY LOOK A GUY!"
      *jason appears*
      "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

    • @jevonjackson4236
      @jevonjackson4236 Před 5 lety +15

      I don't blame you i see Jason i will runaway like the greatest coward in history. Side note it's better to runaway like a little girl than getting killed by Jason just saying

  • @TwisteDxBoi
    @TwisteDxBoi Před 6 lety +804

    I actually got the AC Syndicate trophy by accident, or rather by killing the horses of pursuing enemy carriages and not purposely killing them for the trophy. Extremely effective when chased by them. Just sayin'

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 Před 6 lety +32

      Such strategy! :D I've always found it amusing when acheivements like this actually have a valid use.

    • @nademhijaze9931
      @nademhijaze9931 Před 6 lety +3

      Why he fuck you lying

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 Před 6 lety +11

      Same here TwisteDxBoi, it was the most effective way of dealing with them plus it keeps the glue factory in business or all those orphaned children wouldn't have a job right!

    • @sierraholmes4882
      @sierraholmes4882 Před 6 lety +2

      TwisteDxBoi lol I’ve done it too!

    • @noahwattel4226
      @noahwattel4226 Před 6 lety +8

      Same actually got it on accident without knowing it existed I was just shooting horses because I was surprised at how much bullets it took. IN THE HEAD.

  • @kharnthebetrayer8251
    @kharnthebetrayer8251 Před 6 lety +22

    Shadow of War: Bad Boss. Strike a Follower until he's had enough.
    You need to beat up an Orc, make him follow you. Then beat him until he turns on you, and then probably kill him.
    It is possible to get by accident, but it took me about 10 hits in a row before he turned on me, so pretty hard to do by accident.
    I just picked a guy that killed me, recruited him, then killed him to get the achievement.
    Also, Blood on Blood. Make a Captain kill his Blood Brother.
    The orc has to do it. So you have to 'recruit' the Orc, then assign them a mission to kill their blood brother, then help them weaken them until they can get the final hit... This often ends with them betraying you shortly after for forcing him to kill his blood brother, which is fair enough.

    • @morganhe-man3543
      @morganhe-man3543 Před 6 lety

      Kharn The Betrayer I did both of those
      Before I started to try for the platinum

    • @jacobmartinez665
      @jacobmartinez665 Před 6 lety

      Kharn The Betrayer sorry didn’t see you’re comment typed that too

    • @keithroderick5105
      @keithroderick5105 Před 4 lety

      Couldn't you force him to kill his brother, beat him a bit, and then kill him

    • @alcreamiemaster7293
      @alcreamiemaster7293 Před 2 lety

      It's weird but 2 of the times I did that, the brother said, I never liked him anyway

  • @xcaliber7779
    @xcaliber7779 Před 5 lety +5

    "What would your dad say? *cough* probably because he's sick" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @battleframestudios8989
    @battleframestudios8989 Před 6 lety +197

    Throwing the girl's ball into the well the most inhumane thing I saw on this list. Not the wood chipper death.

    • @lillol4
      @lillol4 Před 6 lety +8

      Battle Frame Studios thank you for not saying that killing an animal was the most inhumane

    • @chibistanduserdio5034
      @chibistanduserdio5034 Před 5 lety +1

      Kon'nichiwa tomoya

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat Před 5 lety +6

      "Nooooo! Why would you do that, hero? What would your dad say?"
      *Cough,* probably.

    • @aspirationsDelineation
      @aspirationsDelineation Před 5 lety +3

      I got that achievement trying to pass I back to the other brother.

    • @vladdracul5072
      @vladdracul5072 Před 5 lety +1

      @@lillol4 Then I'm going to say it: killing an animal was the most despicable act on this list (not "inhumane" as that would imply "humane" as being a good thing despite the fact it has "human" in it, a species which frequently wages war on itself and often treats members of their own species with utter brutality).

  • @number4497
    @number4497 Před 7 lety +112

    It's been four years? Holy shit. Congrats you guys for staying awesome.

  • @robertbrowne1462
    @robertbrowne1462 Před 5 lety +4

    When I saw the battle block theatre ship appear on my screen I got hit with a wall of nostalgia 😌

  • @Sansomeness
    @Sansomeness Před 5 lety +3

    13:50 Well, you obviously never played the first game. Have you seen how intensely he punts those Jawas? He even electrocutes them right before.

  • @DoyBarcenal
    @DoyBarcenal Před 6 lety +411

    Guy: Kicking a bunch of teddy bears into space.
    Me: *Insert team rocket joke here*

  • @elisabethtveitalea3414
    @elisabethtveitalea3414 Před 7 lety +824

    Hey, killing the horses was, although sad, really helpful during a carriage chase as it makes the carriage useless, and the horses are bigger and easier targets than the people. I'm not a monster Ok? I'm just an efficient player.
    Right guys?
    Guys?

    • @aaronchavez5335
      @aaronchavez5335 Před 7 lety +19

      It was my favorite way to do things. After I used a horse to get somewhere i'd always shoot it and cause a massive wreck.

    • @RafehhhA
      @RafehhhA Před 7 lety

      Elisabeth Tveita Lea ok

    • @siimplylil9403
      @siimplylil9403 Před 6 lety

      Elisabeth Tveita Lea yeah

    • @danielcurtis2981
      @danielcurtis2981 Před 6 lety +16

      Whatever helps you sleep at night bud

    • @korn4283
      @korn4283 Před 6 lety

      LEGOLAND Lego land yaaaaaay

  • @Dovah_Slayer
    @Dovah_Slayer Před 2 lety +3

    Technically Starkiller does that to any small enemy he had a different move in the first game but it still ended with him kicking them

  • @DestronGaming
    @DestronGaming Před 5 lety +13

    Oh, Lord Primus, help us!!! I think Jane's personality is merging with her DnD character's!!! SHE'S BECOMING DEMONIC!!! lol
    "Tears of Shame" almost brought tears to my eyes! I can't believe that a few people would kill the wolf that they befriended! Still, its only worth doing that if you find a LARGE animal to do it to...
    Keep it up you guys!!!

    • @MxDemeanor
      @MxDemeanor Před 3 lety +1

      Me: *walks up to you going 'shhhh, shhh'*

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory Před 3 lety

      @@MxDemeanor Oh, you seem so nice...wait, I see where this is going.

    • @MxDemeanor
      @MxDemeanor Před 3 lety

      @@CelticVictory *EVILE LAUGH*

  • @tmirred1945
    @tmirred1945 Před 7 lety +30

    5:14 But it was I only wanted to kill him 49 times... but you know, too mutch motion...

  • @aaronmcdonald4685
    @aaronmcdonald4685 Před 7 lety +110

    This gives me hope that you guys will do a 'Mousetrap: The Return' letsplay in approximately 4 years.
    I can dream, guys. I can dream.

  • @shadedergu9921
    @shadedergu9921 Před 6 lety +1

    People talk about Ezio being all that, but they forget how Ezio spent most of his career following in Altair’s “Legendary footsteps”

  • @ajbanky7870
    @ajbanky7870 Před 5 lety

    I just stopped weeping like a baby over the legend who played Chewbacca, Peter Mayhew, passing, and you guys just made me start again! Curse you Force Unleashed 2!

  • @abramnanney1763
    @abramnanney1763 Před 6 lety +244

    Fun Fact: alligators actually hate the taste of human meat

  • @Ripatoris
    @Ripatoris Před 7 lety +39

    But what about the Darkest Dungeon achievement: "Like lambs to the slaughter", where you send resolve level 0 heroes to... well... Also out of almost 3,000 players, only 7.97% got this achievement

  • @ninjaskeletronix3135
    @ninjaskeletronix3135 Před 4 lety +4

    The tears of shame should be renamed to: "Are you happy you heartless bastard?"

  • @atronx7
    @atronx7 Před 5 lety +1

    I got the AC Syndicate one within an hour or two, shooting the enemies horses is a great way to leave the templars in the dust.

  • @MegaGouch
    @MegaGouch Před 6 lety +208

    What about killing all the Bigfoot in Red Dead Redemption, Undead nightmare?
    When given the choice to kill or leave the final Bigfoot, I of course did the humane thing.....
    firebombed him.

  • @gayboichow2770
    @gayboichow2770 Před 7 lety +176

    I got the Friday the 13th achievement by driving the car to the exit and accidentally running someone over who was trying to escape with the cops XD

    • @bruhmoment8962
      @bruhmoment8962 Před 6 lety +23

      The Red Hat “accidentally” lol

    • @landongaming7470
      @landongaming7470 Před 6 lety

      I just left

    • @timmyteaches7663
      @timmyteaches7663 Před 6 lety

      The Red Hat nice

    • @Guapo_Oppai
      @Guapo_Oppai Před 6 lety

      Tyler Bergen He got an achievement for it so clearly Jason would do it. Also how is doing the objective of the game being a coward?

    • @vali6717
      @vali6717 Před 6 lety +1

      In an ironic twist I got it by sacrificing Chad so I could escape.

  • @johnlemon252
    @johnlemon252 Před 2 lety +1

    I got "Tears of Shame" when the white wolf fell off a cliff. I found his corpse, was really sad that I'd lost "Buddy" as I'd taken to calling him. As I stood over his corpse I thought "Well, I shouldn't let the pelt go to waste," so my Takkar tearfully skinned his wolf friend, and then I got that achievement and that was just the tear-flavored icing on the sadness cake. Walk free, Buddy. Walk free.

  • @anthonytheriault7401
    @anthonytheriault7401 Před 5 lety +3

    17:06 hey i got that one! Lol

  • @possumridgeentertainment4614

    You don't have to be the one to kill your pet to get the tears of shame achievement. I came out of a battle where my pet died, barely kept myself alive so I was unable to get to my pet to heal him, so I decided to take advantage of the situation. The Neanderthals (I can't remember what they're called in-game) killed him but I got the achievement anyway just as soon as I butchered him.

  • @GG-dt5hh
    @GG-dt5hh Před 7 lety +1772

    So... in four years time, we can expect you guys to finally finish Shenmue?

    • @senan5555
      @senan5555 Před 7 lety +2

      UltimateGeek 121 I read that Shmule
      Like Boy in Striped Pyjamas

    • @nashdiy8570
      @nashdiy8570 Před 7 lety +27

      They're save was messed up. They will never finish it.

    • @ColdLazarus12
      @ColdLazarus12 Před 7 lety +22

      **Vader NOOOOOOO**

    • @blazingfire7517
      @blazingfire7517 Před 7 lety +22

      They should do that the same day Chugga uploads the last 2 Okami Trial Demon gates which should be the same day that MatPat uploads Doctor Who Part 3

    • @osedebame3522
      @osedebame3522 Před 7 lety +61

      The same day Half Life 3 comes out.

  • @1000MilesAway
    @1000MilesAway Před 3 lety

    Got me at "what would your father say? Uhuk, probably". Love it. Love the game

  • @eides73
    @eides73 Před 5 lety +11

    What happened to “Neglect”, the achievement that you get in Hollow Knight when you leave an intelligent being and comic relief character to be torn apart by a boss you could easily defeat? Zote is conceited l, but nobody deserves that...

    • @alexanderlev743
      @alexanderlev743 Před 5 lety +1

      Isnt Zote that **** that screws you over if left alive? Besides ,he had it all under control (or so he said xD)

    • @sleeby526
      @sleeby526 Před rokem

      I thought I could come back later because I sucked and couldn’t even beat vengefly king then I came back after beating hornet to see his corpse

  • @unsociableweeb3693
    @unsociableweeb3693 Před 7 lety +192

    I have a good excuse to why I got "Chad is a Dick" achievement, ive been walking around telling everyone that I fixed the car, but instead they all decided to wait for the police arrive. So I did as they please and went without them, once I left they all died.

    • @RatAvenue
      @RatAvenue Před 6 lety +2

      Unsociable Weeb
      who's your profile pic? Tomoko?

    • @quintenvargas7400
      @quintenvargas7400 Před 6 lety +11

      Unsociable Weeb I got the achievement as well but my excuse is that someone told me to leave them

    • @MarcadudeandCodester
      @MarcadudeandCodester Před 6 lety +4

      My excuse is I left in the boat just as the other last guy was being killed, so they would've died anyways

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother Před 6 lety

      I want to play games online with you

    • @ericatrent89
      @ericatrent89 Před 6 lety +3

      Unsociable Weeb my excuse is im a dick

  • @cyndrift
    @cyndrift Před 7 lety +66

    I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE DAY
    THANK YOU SO MUCH

  • @chickendoinks74
    @chickendoinks74 Před 5 lety +4

    The ac syndicate achievement wasn’t even something I tried to get, it just happened to be one of my preferred methods of deal with the blighters.

  • @stiffpictures8971
    @stiffpictures8971 Před 4 lety +10

    *sees battleblock theater*
    My brain:
    **Secret**
    Audhehishehrhwuejdhejehfvr

  • @sickrandy2946
    @sickrandy2946 Před 6 lety +122

    Lest we forget the Dragon Age Origins achievement for siding with the werewolves in “The Nature of the Beast”
    You essentially promise a group of settlers you’ll save them from the werewolves that have been slaughtering them, only to bring the werewolves back to their camp so they can slaughter them some more.

    • @nerothewateruser8030
      @nerothewateruser8030 Před 6 lety +2

      Sick Randy that should be in here

    • @Daniel_C_Griffin
      @Daniel_C_Griffin Před 5 lety +9

      They're only being attacked because Zathrian cursed them centuries ago and refused to even parley with them despite numerous attempts. The Werewolves grew desperate.
      Fun tip, side with the Werewolves and use the Cleanse Templar ability and see how fast the Zathrian boss fight ends :D

    • @santiagomolinas5154
      @santiagomolinas5154 Před 5 lety +1

      Juli

    • @patirck024
      @patirck024 Před 5 lety

      Sick Randy I did that haha

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Před 4 lety +1

      Bioware got tons of these. How about killing Maelon, destroying his data that countless Krogan women died for, killing your best friend Wrex so he wouldn't know, sabotaging the genophage cure, and dooming an entire race to die out so you can save Mordin who's like 50 and most salarians don't even live that long. :3 I did that. Of course, not doing all that means you have to shoot Mordin in cold blood if you went for sabotage and I couldn't do that.

  • @threebee7842
    @threebee7842 Před 6 lety +20

    "Im an achievment hunter, i 100% every game i play" "oh cool ever play brothers?" "Oh yeah" " you MONSTER"

  • @TrickyTalon23
    @TrickyTalon23 Před 5 lety +10

    Those beggars you get hated for throwing, they throw rocks at you when you just run away

  • @pacal6484
    @pacal6484 Před 4 lety +28

    “When pigs fly” in minecraft is the evilest and saddest of them all