This is the correct answer XD. If it's not broken and someone else says its not broken but an idiot tells you it sounds wierd who's never dealt with the thing before... I'll take it apart slowly and only the big pieces not the small ones so when the dude leaves in an hour, call my work buddies to buy some beers, slap it back together, then cause all managment leaves early friday's kick back and do absolutely nothing. Bust out the laptop and just watch netflix or what ever.
What? Guys? His GAF meter is working on full blast right now. That's why he's angry. Taking a bat up the stairs in anger is not the actions of a man who doesn't GAF
The people who like myself know that we all have been in that situation, others out there may think that you come up with these skits, But NO this shit really happens in the places we have worked. God I laughed my ass off to this one, I know that I would be Ricky running up those stairs with the bat!!
Was in a similar situation but I chose a sledge instead. The yard boss never wanted to be alone with me ever again after that. Now being the owner of my own business I keep this stupid shit to a minimum
I was mining coal in an underground coal mine and the supervisor tried telling me how to cut, instead of getting upset, I held out the remote to him and said, "Show Me." The supervisor had never mined coal a day in his life.🤣
Had a manager at a nuke plant who never pulled a cable in his life try and tell me how to do it.....when i asked him how many miles of cable he has ever pulled in his entire life...he wandered away mumbling....
@gregkilgore4035 you see, that's a problem. Until you have personal experience you don't truly understand the ins and outs of the job. You can study all day and learn through books but that doesn't mean you truly know how to accomplish the task efficiently and safely. It's basically the difference between theoretical and applied physics. In theory you know how to do it but without making the attempt yourself you can't really be sure that the knowledge you have is applicable 100%.
I'm a long haul flatbed trucker. Once, I delivered equipment to a jobsite for the sparkies; one told me that the electrician union boss on-site couldn't wire up a light switch, and didn't even know which end of the screwdriver to use - and said boss was giving out orders like a blind battlefield general!
New supervisor walked over and tried telling me the proper way to lift up a box and put it on the pallet. I nodded and expected him to walk off. Next thing I know he grabs me by the back of my shirt and asks why I'm ignoring him. I looked him up down and said you are a little too small to be calling me names and that sounds like fighting words
Imagine the new guy finally admits he knows full well all the stuff they're sending him after is B.S. "If yall going to pay me to waist company time, im good with that."
I would’ve done that but the safety man was already up there waiting for Ricky so he couldn’t just hide out somewhere. I would’ve gone up and told him they’re supposed to make that sound and to stop wasting time on stupid shit.
@@sbishopvt4650 "need to go grab the metric crescent wrench, the sky hook, and oh gosh dang it, i need to recalibrate my tape measure, thats gonna take at least half an hour. hey safety man, is it all right if i just knock this out with an uncalibrated tape? it should be fine."
I'd say Ricky may have the correct tool to fix the whole pump problem. It's kind of like when you take your car into the shop and the problem goes away.
After the month I've had at work, I see this as a tutorial. Literally nearly broke an arm while covering all the people who where out (including my boss) just for him to tell me "my production is down"
Everytime i hear Ricky I feel hes being unreasonable until i hear what yall are putting him through and i then tell myself, "Ricky, you are being incredibly patient with these people. But you can be the better man"
Bossman: What happened? Ricky: It was crazy safety man just started singing " I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. " the jumped over the railing. I think he needs a drug test immediately. 😂
Worked a job that got me so frustrated with the yard boss and everyone knew it. They seen me walk into the shop carrying a sledge with a maniacal look on my face. They all ran and the yard boss refused to be alone with me ever again
@@hellhound1389 i had this boss like 20 years ago who literally did nothing. He would hide and sleep since we were on night shift. So one night he passed out in his car. I use the plastic bands and banded him in his car. Then like a week later he passed out in the office so another material handler parked the forktruck blocking him in. Come to find out he was taking ambien at work. When he cut his hand on a power saw he got a drifted. Our company not only did a usual test but they sent it out also. He had one guy threaten to stuff him in the industrial grinder.
You people say this all the time, but the guy is a millennial with ADHD, he can't follow through on anything. If you do get a part 2, he was bored that weekend.
i would have embraced the situation. took about 45 minutes to " gather tools" then asked the safety man for help with things until he left. then i would put everything back together, went home till 11 30 ish. then drove back in to clock out at midnight lol
Similar to what I did but since I drove a truck with a DVD player for the kids I went to my truck, watched some movies and finished the pop in my cooler then clocked out 4 hours later. The kicker was I didn't even touch the equipment and yet they said it was better
@@clockworkvanhellsing372It is designed to reduce slip. There are notches on the rack where the correct nut size would fit, and prevents the lateral force during use from working the jaws open as you have a step less crescent wrench. If you ever used a step less crescent wrench and had to readjust the jaw on the same size nut, that’s why.
Man does this one hit home! The company that I left just 5 months ago, did almost exactly this. Told 30 min before clock out, that we had to stay an extra 4 hours to fix a "critical piece of equipment". It was a grain sifter that we told them 2 months prior, needed repairs to the weight boxes, or it was going to grenade itself. Fast forward to the night we were forced to stay, the sifter literally tore itself appart. Broke at every weld in the frame. We rebuilt the sucker in 4 hours while seriously contemplating blowing the place up, jumping off the 20 story roof, or just quitting and walking out. The place was a grain mill, a literal powder keg just waiting for the right spark, with 4 large boilers on the ground that we could've set to blow. To top it all off, find out the next day that it wasn't critical at all! They only use it for special runs about 1 week per month! Companies need to realize just how much damage an employee pushed too far, is capable of. Especially maintenance personnel!
I rage quit my job yesterday. They wanted me to do twenty different things which were the exact opposite of the ten things they told me the day before; while doing thirty other things they never told or showed me how to do at all nevermind correctly; never mentioning the forty pieces of equipment/papers that needed to be acquired/filled out before I even started the job; as well as place fifty objects in one of only three spaces which were already full to bursting; alongside putting one hundred objects in places that were either wrong in the first place and I'd get chewed out later, or no longer there, or never informed of, or never existed to begin with; and work with a manager that was new to the position already stressed and incorrectly but understandably chewing me out for my team's failures, a team that did not give a $hit about $hit and were being taught to do it the wrong way and not care by the only one who had been there more than six months and leftover from previous management, said team also included a guy who didn't understand English (wasn't Hispanic/Latino) or anything at all really but would just go "Okay" and do whatever, which meant a job requiring a team of five people on a good slow day became a team of three-and-a-half on a job requiring ten on an average nightmare shift. For just 2 days short of a month, for 40+ hours a week, at
$15/hr... dude you should move if you can. I live in North Dakota. Places are always hiring. As long as you don't want something, too fancy apartments or older houses are pretty cheap. McDonald's starts at $18/hour hobby lobby pays $20/hr. Manufacturing jobs are more. There are companies that will teach you how to drive a truck to get your CDL then hire you to drive truck during harvest time. It's flat and boring out here but there are opportunities. Cold as hell during the winter. Do a little research.
Hold on now! That part about a metric! Journeymen chose to F with me years ago as an apprentice and sent me to the tool room to get one.......well guess what the tool room actually bloody had one! Loved pounding that down on the table in front of them.....didn't enjoy them writing there nickname for me all over it though....then taking it back to the tool room......sigh lucky I love my brothers.
This reminds of a call I went on yesterday. Was told the ceiling grid was falling down, went in to find ONE PIECE that had slipped off the wall. Recorded myself taking my finger and pushing it back in place then sent it to my boss. Took me longer to drive there, get out of the truck, unstrap my ladder, get it down, and walk to the room than it did to fix it. Pulled off a job that was far more important and an hour of my day was wasted on something the custodian could have done if he wasn’t a lazy pos.
I had my first "Ricky Day" at my job yesterday. So, I just started my second month as a hand for a company that's contracted to my local Internet and Cable provider. It is my first construction like job, and yesterday, I got to work at 7:15, on time. Me, my superiors and coworkers just sat around for two hours, before going to work (this is pretty normal, for the first hour to two we just wait around to get our orders for the day). And after two hours, at 9:00, the guy I help with had to go inspect a job. So he had me clean up the yard. I worked for an hour and a half, went to the bathroom for a break, and came out at 10:30 to work another hour. And at 11:30, the office lady/boss lady came out to tell me she was early outing because she had been there for three hours and everything was dead. And left me, alone, at the shop/office, and told how to lock up. I really did try to work some after that. I promise I did. But at 12:00-12:30, I just gave up. I literally hid from the cameras in a little corner of the yard, in the shade, and read on my phone until 1:30. Where I cleaned up, brought the tools I was using in, locked up, and was walking out to my car at 1:45 when my trainer came back from looking at a job. Man I felt so relieved when he laughed and asked if I had enough fun for the day and said to see me Monday. I like my job, and not just because I get paid usually for at least two hours a day of not doing anything. But when I say that, don't think I'm lazy. I'm the new guy, I have no idea what I should be doing unless I'm told to do something. And when I am told to do something, I get up and go do it to the best of my abilities. If I walked into work at 7:15 and my trainer said "we have an early job to do" I'd walk to my car, grab my gloves and sunscreen and hop in his truck in the next minute. I like the physical labor a whole lot. And even if this is something I only do for a few years, I don't think I'll regret it. I have done more handy work in my first month than I have in my life. And I'm happy to do it. Even if I have to resort to redneck engineering to get it done. Idk if y'all have ever tried to break down a wooden spool of wire and fiber once it rusted over, but I had to use my knife to slowly whittle down one of the planks so I could slide the slats that help hold it in place out the slot the wire is supposed to be stapled from like five times this week. My poor pocket knife could file for divorce and my arrest with how much I hit it with a hammer
Apparently Safety Man is unfamiliar with the word defenestrate. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, it means to throw something/someone out a window.
I would take 3 bolts off while safety man is watching, safety man leaves, think about it for 10 minutes, then put everything back together, and take a 5 hour nap, then leave at 11pm.
Yeah, I specifically had them oversize the minisplit head unit that went into my office because I knew that if they sized it just for the room it wouldn't cool properly. It is so nice having AC control for every room in the house. I can just turn the rooms off when I am not inside them.
Tell him I'm on it, go up till he leaves. Come down, crack a beer, go home, and stay on the clock till auto punchout at midnight. Say the jobs done.
This is the correct answer XD. If it's not broken and someone else says its not broken but an idiot tells you it sounds wierd who's never dealt with the thing before... I'll take it apart slowly and only the big pieces not the small ones so when the dude leaves in an hour, call my work buddies to buy some beers, slap it back together, then cause all managment leaves early friday's kick back and do absolutely nothing. Bust out the laptop and just watch netflix or what ever.
@@ElainesStory damn right what i would do that is some bull
Liked my own comment so I could have like 69. I'm such a child lol.
Bingo. Gonna sound the same.
Hope that safety man can fly cause Ricky going to swing for home and catch a charge.
ricky’s dgaf meter has broken and his anger has peaked, everyone clear out before you become a victim 😂
Ricky is notorious for having 0 Fucks to give.
What? Guys? His GAF meter is working on full blast right now. That's why he's angry. Taking a bat up the stairs in anger is not the actions of a man who doesn't GAF
@@rayzerot😂😂😂
I thought that meter was perma set to -20😮
Ricky is attending his own safety meeting
Yep and a Court Room
In the bathroom talking to himself.
He needed an expert advice
“I’ve seen crayons sharper then that boy” ohh man, that had me rolling🤣
The people who like myself know that we all have been in that situation, others out there may think that you come up with these skits, But NO this shit really happens in the places we have worked.
God I laughed my ass off to this one, I know that I would be Ricky running up those stairs with the bat!!
True!
Was in a similar situation but I chose a sledge instead. The yard boss never wanted to be alone with me ever again after that. Now being the owner of my own business I keep this stupid shit to a minimum
If you say that's not happening enough times they stop asking
My dad has told us stories just like these over the years.😊
A bat has a quicker strike than a sledge. Just sayin. (And don't ask me how I know ......)
I was mining coal in an underground coal mine and the supervisor tried telling me how to cut, instead of getting upset, I held out the remote to him and said, "Show Me."
The supervisor had never mined coal a day in his life.🤣
Had a manager at a nuke plant who never pulled a cable in his life try and tell me how to do it.....when i asked him how many miles of cable he has ever pulled in his entire life...he wandered away mumbling....
Those that can, do. Those that can't, manage.
@gregkilgore4035 you see, that's a problem. Until you have personal experience you don't truly understand the ins and outs of the job. You can study all day and learn through books but that doesn't mean you truly know how to accomplish the task efficiently and safely.
It's basically the difference between theoretical and applied physics. In theory you know how to do it but without making the attempt yourself you can't really be sure that the knowledge you have is applicable 100%.
I'm a long haul flatbed trucker. Once, I delivered equipment to a jobsite for the sparkies; one told me that the electrician union boss on-site couldn't wire up a light switch, and didn't even know which end of the screwdriver to use - and said boss was giving out orders like a blind battlefield general!
New supervisor walked over and tried telling me the proper way to lift up a box and put it on the pallet. I nodded and expected him to walk off. Next thing I know he grabs me by the back of my shirt and asks why I'm ignoring him. I looked him up down and said you are a little too small to be calling me names and that sounds like fighting words
Imagine the new guy finally admits he knows full well all the stuff they're sending him after is B.S. "If yall going to pay me to waist company time, im good with that."
Yes I would love that.
If I ever admitted that I knew the dollar was worth more, he'd stop offering me fifty cents every day
I don't think he'd ever admit it, but moreso that someone like Ricky or Roscoe would find out when he lets it slip
the dedication to finding a baseball bat on a construction site instead of a sledge or something the man is devoted to the art of ass whooping
Lol, safety man gettin stitches!
I don't think stitches gonna help the safety man this time...
Stitches?!?! Dudes getting a concussion
if he's lucky I'd say more like a stay in a ICU
I'd say "coffin", myself ........
Just stay wait for everyone to leave stay for like 6 hours and don’t do shit to the pumps. They’ll never know
I would’ve done that but the safety man was already up there waiting for Ricky so he couldn’t just hide out somewhere. I would’ve gone up and told him they’re supposed to make that sound and to stop wasting time on stupid shit.
Me: get up there. "Aw man I got the wrong wrench, I'll be right back" only need to kill an hour right?
@@sbishopvt4650 Exactly. Then start dicking with the pumps. Safety man will get bored and leave. Wait a couple then bail.
Don't matter none. Safety guy's viewing will still be held at the local parlor. Closed casket, of course.
@@sbishopvt4650 "need to go grab the metric crescent wrench, the sky hook, and oh gosh dang it, i need to recalibrate my tape measure, thats gonna take at least half an hour. hey safety man, is it all right if i just knock this out with an uncalibrated tape? it should be fine."
I'd say Ricky may have the correct tool to fix the whole pump problem. It's kind of like when you take your car into the shop and the problem goes away.
After the month I've had at work, I see this as a tutorial. Literally nearly broke an arm while covering all the people who where out (including my boss) just for him to tell me "my production is down"
Everytime i hear Ricky I feel hes being unreasonable until i hear what yall are putting him through and i then tell myself, "Ricky, you are being incredibly patient with these people. But you can be the better man"
It's no wonder Ricky smokes more then snoop
@@Blackout-8879yeah, that’s funny, but I’m not gonna dis on snoop like that
Bossman: What happened?
Ricky: It was crazy safety man just started singing " I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. " the jumped over the railing. I think he needs a drug test immediately. 😂
Worked a job that got me so frustrated with the yard boss and everyone knew it. They seen me walk into the shop carrying a sledge with a maniacal look on my face. They all ran and the yard boss refused to be alone with me ever again
@@hellhound1389 i had this boss like 20 years ago who literally did nothing. He would hide and sleep since we were on night shift. So one night he passed out in his car. I use the plastic bands and banded him in his car. Then like a week later he passed out in the office so another material handler parked the forktruck blocking him in. Come to find out he was taking ambien at work. When he cut his hand on a power saw he got a drifted. Our company not only did a usual test but they sent it out also. He had one guy threaten to stuff him in the industrial grinder.
My boy Ricky needs a promotion he been putting up with bullshit for too long 😂
Wdym, he's the owner.
Why would the owner need a promotion
Theres gotta be a part 2🤣👌🏻
I hope so
Not hope!! There needs!!!! to be, good stuff again my guy
I’m ready for pt.2!
You people say this all the time, but the guy is a millennial with ADHD, he can't follow through on anything. If you do get a part 2, he was bored that weekend.
This skit had me cracking up... And i'm not even high yet😂😎✌🏾
This is the most relatable video I've seen from you😂
RIP Safety man lmao 😂
😂 i cant blame ricky. Incompetence puches my buttons too 😂
And that's why I hate working with most managers
Yup, you know he was in that bathroom trying to talk himself out of going to jail...
And he failed the persuasion check..
I soooo needed a Ricky today!!! Thank you!!! 😂😂😂
After getting my 7 paycheck in a row missing payments. Im feeling this. Yes they always correct it but on the following check
i would have embraced the situation. took about 45 minutes to " gather tools" then asked the safety man for help with things until he left. then i would put everything back together, went home till 11 30 ish. then drove back in to clock out at midnight lol
Similar to what I did but since I drove a truck with a DVD player for the kids I went to my truck, watched some movies and finished the pop in my cooler then clocked out 4 hours later. The kicker was I didn't even touch the equipment and yet they said it was better
Overtime 101😅
Gotta love Roscoe he knows when it's time to get out.
Something is going to need repacked.
Damn, right the safety man’s brains😂
As Roscoe would say, probably a felony gonna happen. 🤣
I agree with Ricky 100% on this one. The safety man gets what he deserves.
run saftey man run
I love that you said for the safety man to run and Google translate popped up just to translate it to 'it's true, it's true.'
Snap on has a metric crescent wrench 😂😂😂
Funny because your correct, I seen it in the truck.. etched on the on the side..
Probably because of all the same harassment of new guys that have been going on for decades .LOL
flip it over and you got a standard crescent wrench, its pretty nice
Yeah, I have a metric one as part of my edc. From all the questinable things, that one does exist.
@@clockworkvanhellsing372It is designed to reduce slip. There are notches on the rack where the correct nut size would fit, and prevents the lateral force during use from working the jaws open as you have a step less crescent wrench. If you ever used a step less crescent wrench and had to readjust the jaw on the same size nut, that’s why.
Rosco knows what's up.🤣 safety man bout to have a few lumps added to his hard hat. 😂
Go Get'em Ricky!! We got your back!
ohh need part 2 for this one haha, love the vids!
Put that safety man in his place,the FN office!
I've a a laborer wanted to do that do many times. Go Ricky!
Thanks for the heads up, was on tic too a minute ago and now have you covered on CZcams. Love your content.
Man does this one hit home! The company that I left just 5 months ago, did almost exactly this. Told 30 min before clock out, that we had to stay an extra 4 hours to fix a "critical piece of equipment". It was a grain sifter that we told them 2 months prior, needed repairs to the weight boxes, or it was going to grenade itself. Fast forward to the night we were forced to stay, the sifter literally tore itself appart. Broke at every weld in the frame. We rebuilt the sucker in 4 hours while seriously contemplating blowing the place up, jumping off the 20 story roof, or just quitting and walking out. The place was a grain mill, a literal powder keg just waiting for the right spark, with 4 large boilers on the ground that we could've set to blow. To top it all off, find out the next day that it wasn't critical at all! They only use it for special runs about 1 week per month! Companies need to realize just how much damage an employee pushed too far, is capable of. Especially maintenance personnel!
I love it, Rickey headed to do something I’ve thought about doing for years! LMFAO
Okay you can't leave us hanging like this. this has to have a part 2.
Ricky's trying to talk himself out of catching an assault charge.
this time it didn't work
I feel his pain...
Keep it coming,, love it .. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a maintenance man, the "sounds odd" complaint has blown my gasket more than once.
All hail Lord Ricky😂😂
definitely need a part 2
Come on Ricky. That’s free OT baby. 😂
He doesn't miss
The boss takes a deep sigh and tells Roscoe and the new guy to both grab fire extinguishers and come with me.
Thanks man....I needed that laugh
Now I wanna see a part two for this video 😂
I rage quit my job yesterday.
They wanted me to do twenty different things which were the exact opposite of the ten things they told me the day before; while doing thirty other things they never told or showed me how to do at all nevermind correctly; never mentioning the forty pieces of equipment/papers that needed to be acquired/filled out before I even started the job; as well as place fifty objects in one of only three spaces which were already full to bursting; alongside putting one hundred objects in places that were either wrong in the first place and I'd get chewed out later, or no longer there, or never informed of, or never existed to begin with; and work with a manager that was new to the position already stressed and incorrectly but understandably chewing me out for my team's failures, a team that did not give a $hit about $hit and were being taught to do it the wrong way and not care by the only one who had been there more than six months and leftover from previous management, said team also included a guy who didn't understand English (wasn't Hispanic/Latino) or anything at all really but would just go "Okay" and do whatever, which meant a job requiring a team of five people on a good slow day became a team of three-and-a-half on a job requiring ten on an average nightmare shift.
For just 2 days short of a month, for 40+ hours a week, at
$15/hr... dude you should move if you can.
I live in North Dakota. Places are always hiring. As long as you don't want something, too fancy apartments or older houses are pretty cheap.
McDonald's starts at $18/hour hobby lobby pays $20/hr. Manufacturing jobs are more.
There are companies that will teach you how to drive a truck to get your CDL then hire you to drive truck during harvest time.
It's flat and boring out here but there are opportunities. Cold as hell during the winter.
Do a little research.
nope not a cry baby quitter. shit pay is not worth your sanity.
This the funniest one in a while 😂
Not the first rage quit, won't be the last! Metric crescent wrench! Fabulous! :)
lol hilarious. Love it.
Well safety man finally push Ricky's last button 😂😂
Oh man I wanna see the after video for this one lol ricky has officially gave in to his anger
Love it when safety man runs the place.
God I love these videos. Lol
Get 'em Ricky!!!
Sounds like free money 2 me
ohh this needs a part 2! lol😂
Metric crescent wrench , good one !
Ricky is my spirit animal....
😂 go get him Ricky.
This needs a part 2
If it was me, Safety Man's gettin a damn SWIRLIE! A DIRTY one!!!
Yeah I would love to see a part 2 to all this. Lol
Lol......😂 Fking love this videos.....donk care how crappyvof a day I have had these always make me laugh!
Hold on now! That part about a metric! Journeymen chose to F with me years ago as an apprentice and sent me to the tool room to get one.......well guess what the tool room actually bloody had one! Loved pounding that down on the table in front of them.....didn't enjoy them writing there nickname for me all over it though....then taking it back to the tool room......sigh lucky I love my brothers.
The safety man finally had Ricky give a fuck.😂
😂Brings back memories😂😂
Sounds like a job for tomorrow 😂🤣
One of the few times everyone agrees with Ricky.
Steam bucket. Send him after the stem bucket 😂😂
Smoke alarms goin off..
Ricky carrying a baseball bat...
Mmmhmm..
Gonna be a long weekend in the pokie for him..🤣🤣🤣
Oh this segment can’t come out soon enough 😂😂😂
I SMELL SMOKE ? HE FINALLY DID IT.
Holy heck! Gotta find my Ricky 1 Fak coin! I wanna see how much money Safety man is willing to pay for it!
Next time Rosco should send the new guy after a madderdaddy!
😂 that hurt
Metric crescent wrench. That's a good one
This reminds of a call I went on yesterday. Was told the ceiling grid was falling down, went in to find ONE PIECE that had slipped off the wall. Recorded myself taking my finger and pushing it back in place then sent it to my boss. Took me longer to drive there, get out of the truck, unstrap my ladder, get it down, and walk to the room than it did to fix it. Pulled off a job that was far more important and an hour of my day was wasted on something the custodian could have done if he wasn’t a lazy pos.
Why on God did this speak to my soul... ?
Safety mans gonna need his lungs repacked.
Safe. T. Maann. How you doing?? Know what this is in my hand? I modified it for this pump repacking job, check out how it works😂😂
Lol a metric crescent wrench that’s a good one
😂😂😂😂😂 really ricky a baseball bat 😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed entirely to hard at the Ricky is going up the stairs with a baseball bat
We need a part 2
I had my first "Ricky Day" at my job yesterday. So, I just started my second month as a hand for a company that's contracted to my local Internet and Cable provider. It is my first construction like job, and yesterday, I got to work at 7:15, on time. Me, my superiors and coworkers just sat around for two hours, before going to work (this is pretty normal, for the first hour to two we just wait around to get our orders for the day). And after two hours, at 9:00, the guy I help with had to go inspect a job. So he had me clean up the yard.
I worked for an hour and a half, went to the bathroom for a break, and came out at 10:30 to work another hour. And at 11:30, the office lady/boss lady came out to tell me she was early outing because she had been there for three hours and everything was dead. And left me, alone, at the shop/office, and told how to lock up.
I really did try to work some after that. I promise I did. But at 12:00-12:30, I just gave up. I literally hid from the cameras in a little corner of the yard, in the shade, and read on my phone until 1:30.
Where I cleaned up, brought the tools I was using in, locked up, and was walking out to my car at 1:45 when my trainer came back from looking at a job.
Man I felt so relieved when he laughed and asked if I had enough fun for the day and said to see me Monday.
I like my job, and not just because I get paid usually for at least two hours a day of not doing anything. But when I say that, don't think I'm lazy. I'm the new guy, I have no idea what I should be doing unless I'm told to do something. And when I am told to do something, I get up and go do it to the best of my abilities. If I walked into work at 7:15 and my trainer said "we have an early job to do" I'd walk to my car, grab my gloves and sunscreen and hop in his truck in the next minute.
I like the physical labor a whole lot. And even if this is something I only do for a few years, I don't think I'll regret it. I have done more handy work in my first month than I have in my life. And I'm happy to do it. Even if I have to resort to redneck engineering to get it done.
Idk if y'all have ever tried to break down a wooden spool of wire and fiber once it rusted over, but I had to use my knife to slowly whittle down one of the planks so I could slide the slats that help hold it in place out the slot the wire is supposed to be stapled from like five times this week. My poor pocket knife could file for divorce and my arrest with how much I hit it with a hammer
Nope, repack the inspector!
The one time Roscoe’s actually afraid of Ricky or what he’s fixing to do.
Apparently Safety Man is unfamiliar with the word defenestrate. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, it means to throw something/someone out a window.
I’m guessing that Ricky’s self pep talk went as well as he figured it would.
I think the Safety man is about to clock out for the day, if you get my drift.
I would take 3 bolts off while safety man is watching, safety man leaves, think about it for 10 minutes, then put everything back together, and take a 5 hour nap, then leave at 11pm.
New guy should’ve seen the tool man.
Go Ricky go
Yeah, I specifically had them oversize the minisplit head unit that went into my office because I knew that if they sized it just for the room it wouldn't cool properly. It is so nice having AC control for every room in the house. I can just turn the rooms off when I am not inside them.
Oh lord safety guy is going to be sent to the hospital