Skyrim: The best way to start a new game!

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  • Don't you all hate just how scripted the opening scenes are? What would you do, if you could change things!
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  • @Gideon_the_Seraph
    @Gideon_the_Seraph Před 9 lety +1867

    "F**k the list, he goes to the block."
    Genius.

    • @w1z4rd99
      @w1z4rd99 Před 9 lety +6

      ikr

    • @Hexthrill
      @Hexthrill Před 9 lety +17

      +David Warburton (DavePlays) I died at that point.
      I went to sleep at 9 after having dinner because I didn't sleep last night, I woke up like 5 minutes ago, and watched this shit. Can you guess my reaction? xD

    • @Gideon_the_Seraph
      @Gideon_the_Seraph Před 8 lety +6

      Lol, this is coming from a guy called "I

    • @Hexthrill
      @Hexthrill Před 8 lety +8

      That was the worst b8 ever.
      Low grade troll.

    • @Hexthrill
      @Hexthrill Před 8 lety +13

      I 〈3 Justin Bieber You're*

  • @KefkeWren
    @KefkeWren Před 9 lety +1712

    This is how Sheogorath plays Skyrim.

    • @w1z4rd99
      @w1z4rd99 Před 9 lety +6

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLCOPTER

    • @MrAchsas
      @MrAchsas Před 9 lety +13

      +KefkeWren lore friendly ikr

    • @jamesg4460
      @jamesg4460 Před 9 lety +30

      +KefkeWren needs moar cheese

    • @notanuberweeb
      @notanuberweeb Před 9 lety +11

      The is how you get likes on youtube (+1) ^-^

    • @marmalade627
      @marmalade627 Před 7 lety +23

      It is indeed, my mortal acquaintance!

  • @Yonkage
    @Yonkage Před 9 lety +1094

    It was a perfectly normal execution, until a random naked kid summoned some skeletons...

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill Před 9 lety +3

      +Yonkage Vampire kid, you mean.

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 Před 9 lety +3

      +Venom Quill Naked Sunproof Vampire kid, on that.
      Scribblenauts: Dovahkiin!
      I wonder if notebook-summoned Elder Scrolls would work...

    • @oryxthepanda1853
      @oryxthepanda1853 Před 8 lety

      lol

    • @julius9943
      @julius9943 Před 8 lety +2

      +Yonkage nico?

    • @okaysoph
      @okaysoph Před 8 lety +1

      lol

  • @Rory3838
    @Rory3838 Před 8 lety +822

    I used to be an adventurer like you, but 3 giant chickens, some skeletons and 2 dragons saved my life.

  • @makenziewheeler3685
    @makenziewheeler3685 Před 9 lety +788

    this is how a skyrim movie would start if Michael Bay was directing

  • @iamcll
    @iamcll Před 9 lety +1811

    hmn looks like a normal start to me

    • @zachzilla604
      @zachzilla604 Před 9 lety +61

      More normal then Lokir escaping.

    • @zachzilla604
      @zachzilla604 Před 9 lety +4

      Cry ...This was a old comment, also it was a joke, so you screwed up TES 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

    • @zachzilla604
      @zachzilla604 Před 9 lety

      ʎɯɯıɾ ɔ Sorry what?

    • @user-zh3sn6fo5o
      @user-zh3sn6fo5o Před 9 lety +1

      zachzilla604 This was a old comment, also it was a joke, so you screwed up TES i have no idea what anything of that means.

    • @zachzilla604
      @zachzilla604 Před 9 lety

      ʎɯɯıɾ ɔ Please enough, I don't care about this any more to be honest.

  • @aristokitty5084
    @aristokitty5084 Před 8 lety +2052

    Explain that one to the jarl of whiterun.

    • @Tostereue
      @Tostereue Před 8 lety +20

      +Aristokitty XD

    • @What-sf5ey
      @What-sf5ey Před 8 lety +2

      lmao

    • @TeeheeCat
      @TeeheeCat Před 8 lety +1

      lol!!!

    • @kwintin1000
      @kwintin1000 Před 8 lety +39

      I had a nice view of the dragon as 3 other similar looking dragons were eating the people around me.

    • @istaka1416
      @istaka1416 Před 8 lety +19

      and the chicken? Explain that too

  • @Draven.G
    @Draven.G Před 8 lety +469

    Wrong instructions, Maiq the Liar became the High King

    • @3dDoener
      @3dDoener Před 8 lety +33

      Instructions unclear, Lydia got stuck in doorway...

    • @Draven.G
      @Draven.G Před 8 lety +22

      Well, that´s pretty accurate, if you ask me...

    • @altansirin5830
      @altansirin5830 Před 8 lety +13

      Instructions werent clear enough i got my Lydia Stuck inside Jarl Balgruuf

    • @adammarin1418
      @adammarin1418 Před 7 lety +10

      Instructions unclear, J'zargo is unsure of himself...

    • @ignitablexx1619
      @ignitablexx1619 Před 7 lety +5

      Instructions unclear, got turned upside down and fell in to the sky

  • @ElFudgeMusic
    @ElFudgeMusic Před 9 lety +173

    Legends say that Lokir is still running to this day.

    • @nicodemus7774
      @nicodemus7774 Před 6 lety +4

      Nick legend busters say that the devs already implemented lokir's death automatically even if the archers die

  • @frankf.4819
    @frankf.4819 Před 8 lety +769

    Looks like sheogorath took control again

  • @vladescu3g
    @vladescu3g Před 8 lety +706

    "So you can cast few console commands, am i supposed to be impressed?"

    • @Tribune_of_Italia
      @Tribune_of_Italia Před 8 lety +169

      "My cousin's out spawning giant chickens, and what do I get? Guard duty."

    • @gabe8065
      @gabe8065 Před 8 lety +102

      "I used to be adventurer like you, but then I took a kill command to the knee"

    • @hawk7466
      @hawk7466 Před 8 lety +121

      "Helgen... Destroyed by console commands... Hard to believe, isn't it?"

    • @jongarzamx
      @jongarzamx Před 8 lety +99

      "Hey, you know console commands right? Can you spawn me an ale?"

    • @ididntknowwhattoputforacha449
      @ididntknowwhattoputforacha449 Před 8 lety +94

      "Let me guess... someone stole your console."

  • @RomeoTheOracle
    @RomeoTheOracle Před 8 lety +1547

    4 years and I'm still playing Skyrim

    • @stonewall97
      @stonewall97 Před 8 lety +4

      +Yolktru Cool, i need advice. I am currently playing Fallout 4 and i will soon finish playing it. I have the Skyrim game of the year edition for PS3. What's your advice on how to start it? Or just send me a link to a good site for glitches and tips.

    • @vonvicious7737
      @vonvicious7737 Před 8 lety +10

      +Hinz Zimmler Max your sneaking by slashing the Greybeards with an iron dagger. Max your pickpocketing by saving before every try (might take a while, but stealing things like arrows from guards might be easier). Max your enchanting AND smithing by making iron daggers and enchanting them with the Banish enchantment. Keep repeating that process and you will get rich too. The Banish enchantment needs to be extracted from a weapon, that weapon costs about 8000, which is a lot in the beginning. So try to join the Thieves Guild as soon as possible. There's a glitch in Dawnstar that has a "hidden chest" in the ground, look it up if you want free stuff.

    • @stonewall97
      @stonewall97 Před 8 lety +4

      Nelson Mikailov
      Awesome. Thanks. I just want to up my stats to a certain level quickly. I once played GOD mode in the original elder scrolls morrowind xbox. It was fun at first then got bored with being able to fly and kill everything easily. lol

    • @RomeoTheOracle
      @RomeoTheOracle Před 8 lety +4

      Nelson Mikailov What he said. I couldn't have explained it better, except for the Iron Daggers thing. Once you've crafted to a certain level of Smithing, you'll come to a point where the daggers don't do much. You'll need to start crafting Dwarven bows, and to find parts for them is very easy. You can just explore Dwemer ruins and pick up the scrap metal and smelt it into dwarven ingots, or go to Markarth and steal all the ingots >:D
      Or buy some ingots and wait until the Merchant has their stock refilled (I think it takes 3-4 in-game days).

    • @markbr6728
      @markbr6728 Před 8 lety +4

      +Hinz Zimmler - turn off all the autosaves except for save on menu and make it every 5 or 10 minutes. it'll drastically reduce the ps3 versions pathetic load times to a very acceptable level while still maintaining some auto save capability so you don't lose your data if you ever crash (happens on ps3 sometimes as well). i play skyrim on the ps3 still and i enjoy it.

  • @Alpha00Fox
    @Alpha00Fox Před 9 lety +740

    Hello adventurer!
    Whats that?
    The village of Helgen?
    .......
    We don't talk about Helgen...
    *Shivers*

  • @Byrnethedestroyer
    @Byrnethedestroyer Před 10 lety +254

    I think sheograth would be proud.

  • @crystalsilence2559
    @crystalsilence2559 Před 8 lety +527

    "The best way to start a new game!"
    Mercilessly abuse the console commands!

    • @AssassinDwarf
      @AssassinDwarf Před 8 lety +2

      +Christine Ryan (Crystal) Well how else do you do it, There is no other way to do it! But more to the point, Do you Tiny, Puny, Expendable little mortal, Have any better Idea?

    • @paulread7464
      @paulread7464 Před 8 lety +2

      +Some Guy On CZcams Alternate Start Live Another Life. Theres a mod for that.

    • @AssassinDwarf
      @AssassinDwarf Před 8 lety +1

      Paul Read No.

    • @heiqt9591
      @heiqt9591 Před 8 lety +2

      +Christine Ryan (Crystal) I was reading you're comment and my mouse decided too mercilessly attack the like button I swear I didn't even mean too

    • @crystalsilence2559
      @crystalsilence2559 Před 8 lety +2

      XD

  • @krisjustice2681
    @krisjustice2681 Před 8 lety +138

    I expected a helpful and informative video on the most beneficial way to start a new game. What I seen was a whole lot better!

  • @Roflpaws
    @Roflpaws Před 9 lety +139

    Spawns giant chickens...
    Imperial Guard: How in oblivion do we kill this thing?!

  • @The_Gallowglass
    @The_Gallowglass Před 10 lety +95

    This is what would happen if Sheogorrath was present.

    • @hi_im_a_kookie
      @hi_im_a_kookie Před 10 lety +17

      He would have turned people into Cheese.

    • @The_Gallowglass
      @The_Gallowglass Před 10 lety +5

      That comes after.

    • @patrickanderson9558
      @patrickanderson9558 Před 10 lety +5

      no that was the old sheogorath and he turned into jygolagg. as the shivering isle expansion for oblivion made the player sheogorath you could say he was actually present.

    • @The_Gallowglass
      @The_Gallowglass Před 10 lety +12

      You're taking this too seriously. *Eats a block of cheese made from a polymorphed Argonian.* Mmm.

    • @hi_im_a_kookie
      @hi_im_a_kookie Před 10 lety +3

      Patrick Anderson Then he should have used the console to turn people into cheese!

  • @altvertue347
    @altvertue347 Před 9 lety +343

    Those chicken's walks are so determined XD

  • @tarrker
    @tarrker Před 8 lety +272

    Turned up sound because dialogue was nearly inaudible. Immediately deafened by horn sound x_x

  • @DavidStruveDesigns
    @DavidStruveDesigns Před 9 lety +88

    It's a shame you can't actually save Lokir of Rorikstead. He still dies no matter what. Not that it really matters, since apparently nobody in the village he is from has ever heard of him or ever mentions him. He never even had a house there. The same goes for the poor guy being executed in Solitude, Roggvir. Even if you manage to stop him being beheaded, if you try to talk to him moments afterwards he will suddenly fall down dead of an apparent heart-attack.

    • @Sindraug25
      @Sindraug25 Před 8 lety +2

      +David “Nerdsauce” Struve Final Destination is real.

    • @theanimal8000
      @theanimal8000 Před 8 lety +3

      Death, doesn't like to be cheated.

    • @kirandaryanani2709
      @kirandaryanani2709 Před 8 lety +5

      Yeah there are also a couple of more such characters like in Windermere a lady named Susana the wicked. you an obviously follow her all day nd she eventually will get murdered by the butcher who I guess I is that dumbass calixto.
      Even in the Diplomatic Immunity even if you save Malborn you won't get any special bonus. after so many tries I was like soo pissed of that shit I quit the game and complete the quest all over again.
      there are also many more characters who no use being alive or dead.

    • @ablayemalack7705
      @ablayemalack7705 Před 8 lety

      +Kiran D aryanani

    • @ben7607
      @ben7607 Před 8 lety

      Why not look up and find the archers and then "kill'?

  • @chaseweiss4712
    @chaseweiss4712 Před 8 lety +66

    "the best way to start a new game"
    Ensure that your frame rate leaves your ass

    • @eatwater2499
      @eatwater2499 Před 8 lety +6

      +Chase Weiss I was about to get decapitated till 4 Alduins and 3 Giant Chickens saved me

  • @Ten0692
    @Ten0692 Před 8 lety +73

    4:13
    It's like watching one of my childhood nightmares

    • @Rymeths
      @Rymeths Před 8 lety +3

      and this line use everything we have is quite fitting xd like: bring in the chicken giants crossbreed. -but sir... -bring them in! we have no other choice use everything we have

    • @shanestewart4427
      @shanestewart4427 Před 8 lety

      lol

  • @CaptainDijango
    @CaptainDijango Před 9 lety +49

    4 alduins? gg Dovahkinn you just sacrificed the world for your own amusement

  • @jackcopp4334
    @jackcopp4334 Před 7 lety +132

    Fuck the list will always make me laugh.

    • @nuke771
      @nuke771 Před 7 lety +3

      Jack Copp even though she said *forget* its still funny! :D

    • @jackcopp4334
      @jackcopp4334 Před 7 lety +6

      Would love if they added random censors in normal dialogue like that with a mod.

    • @christopherwallace7773
      @christopherwallace7773 Před 7 lety +2

      If you haven't already seen it, look up "unnecessary censorship skyrim" on youtube

  • @grinch6874
    @grinch6874 Před 8 lety +88

    This is actually the real "hidden" beginning of skyrim

  • @flotheshaman9366
    @flotheshaman9366 Před 7 lety +70

    I was laughing at it but then I took an arrow in the knee

    • @flotheshaman9366
      @flotheshaman9366 Před 7 lety +4

      Turnt Alien. What is the problem? Someone stole your sweetroll?

    • @nuke771
      @nuke771 Před 7 lety +4

      Turnt Alien *1000 bounty added to whiterun*
      By the order of the jarl, stop right there!
      You have committed crimes against Skyrim. What say you in your defense?

    • @lokinaodinson4915
      @lokinaodinson4915 Před 6 lety +1

      Im with the guild how about you look the other way ! (Intimidate) 200 gold

    • @hdbananas0143
      @hdbananas0143 Před 6 lety +1

      Lokina Odinson that’s actually persuade but suurrre intimidation is pretty darn hefty with 200 gold 😏😏

  • @Fiora350
    @Fiora350 Před 8 lety +30

    Now THIS is the Tragedy of Helgen

  • @AxelScratchy
    @AxelScratchy Před 7 lety +111

    Ulfric poking his head out at 2:48 is hilarious XD

  • @ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer
    @ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer Před 4 lety +49

    A much more exciting start!! LOL

  • @paulrond5145
    @paulrond5145 Před 8 lety +121

    I used to start new games like you..

  • @nopenottoday9871
    @nopenottoday9871 Před 8 lety +309

    even though skyrim is an old game it's still nice to sneak grab your bow and arrow shoot some guys in the face and watch them say "it must have been my imagination" lol

    • @johnavyse
      @johnavyse Před 8 lety +18

      "It must've been rats!" - Dishonored lol

    • @avocado3112
      @avocado3112 Před 8 lety +6

      "I'm sure I heard something." :'D

    • @Krynictrace
      @Krynictrace Před 8 lety +3

      I love it when the bandit says they can't wait to count out my coin...
      When my sword is in their face during a kill-move...

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 Před 8 lety

      I heard they're remastering it for PS4.

    • @tjb1085
      @tjb1085 Před 8 lety +2

      A game from 2011 is old? Are you twelve?

  • @tetsushatarii2108
    @tetsushatarii2108 Před 8 lety +74

    I had no idea setscale was a thing.

  • @svillegassmusic
    @svillegassmusic Před 8 lety +68

    If I had a giant chicken army I'd be unstoppable

  • @tonyshum5569
    @tonyshum5569 Před 8 lety +12

    take a guess what happens if you disable alduin BEFORE he lands on the tower
    exactly you play as the headless horseman

  • @SasukeTheCursed
    @SasukeTheCursed Před 8 lety +29

    What worse the the oldest dragon foretold to bring an end to all life? Four of them!

  • @jim191185
    @jim191185 Před 9 lety +25

    Oh, god..... I think I might need to restart Skyrim. It's been 2 years since I played...... Dare I spend another 300 hours on this and neglect my PS4?

    • @ClonesDream
      @ClonesDream Před 9 lety +30

      jim jimjim JUST DO IT!
      NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
      YESTERDAY, YOU SAID TODAY. SO JUST PLAY IT!

    • @lorow2542
      @lorow2542 Před 9 lety

      +ClonesDream You made my day XD

    • @jim191185
      @jim191185 Před 9 lety

      ClonesDream Thanks, Shia :D

    • @spooky4124
      @spooky4124 Před 9 lety +1

      +ClonesDream MAKE YOUR LEVELS COME TRUE!!! JUST PLAY IT!!!!

    • @nikkup4745
      @nikkup4745 Před 8 lety

      I played 1000 hours. I don't have much going on in my life (as much as t make me happy if there was), I'm obviously obsessed and it's 1 of the few games I play. Pretty sad, I know.

  • @RockLou
    @RockLou Před 9 lety +90

    "f*** the list" was the best part!

  • @ZerqTM
    @ZerqTM Před 9 lety +30

    Sheogorath would approve...

    • @meh855
      @meh855 Před 9 lety +4

      ZerqTM CHEEEEEESE!!!

  • @JustMike_Official
    @JustMike_Official Před 7 lety +64

    When I saw these large chickens I literally lost it XD

    • @nuke771
      @nuke771 Před 7 lety

      Just Mike your profile pic is of DRAGON AGE INQUISITION? NO?

    • @JustMike_Official
      @JustMike_Official Před 7 lety

      Is this a trick question?

  • @Cocosunder
    @Cocosunder Před 10 lety +27

    now when someone says you survived helgen it means something

  • @DanThaWolf
    @DanThaWolf Před 10 lety +72

    Lol at the beginning lets the prisoner run away haha priceless.

    • @AssassinDwarf
      @AssassinDwarf Před 10 lety +41

      Anyone else feel like running??

    • @Shadowhazeful
      @Shadowhazeful Před 10 lety +23

      Some Guy On You Tube Hmm yea I'll give it a go! O_o

    • @AssassinDwarf
      @AssassinDwarf Před 10 lety +10

      ok your on!

    • @linkfanx
      @linkfanx Před 10 lety +3

      Some Guy On You Tube
      *a tank drops in* HI GUYS!

    • @ExplorationOfAI
      @ExplorationOfAI Před 10 lety +1

      That was a great and funny detail :D

  • @EpicWaterDrop
    @EpicWaterDrop Před 9 lety +12

    "fuck the list", lol it would be great if that was actually in the game it's so funny

  • @Spooky_Cat
    @Spooky_Cat Před 9 lety +8

    I admit, this really cracked up. Made my morning.

  • @octapusxft
    @octapusxft Před 10 lety +88

    the prisoners were armed with giant axes O_O

    • @BlackholeProbe
      @BlackholeProbe Před 10 lety +113

      they had to bring there own excution weapons, since the Imperial goverment is cutting the Legion's budget.

    • @themasterprocrastinator
      @themasterprocrastinator Před 10 lety +6

      BlackholeProbe hahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!

    • @xXWorldWarMustangXx
      @xXWorldWarMustangXx Před 10 lety +6

      John Falcon Dude, he's serious. That happened it's not funny..

    • @themasterprocrastinator
      @themasterprocrastinator Před 10 lety +8

      ***** ohh , sorry i thought it was an economical joke ...

    • @BlackholeProbe
      @BlackholeProbe Před 10 lety +13

      True that it is something that is happening and sadly a common thing among NATO countries, but it was a joke ;)

  • @Exosfear13
    @Exosfear13 Před 10 lety +122

    1:45
    Director: Okay everyone back to your position!!! 3,2,1 action!

    • @5644Steven
      @5644Steven Před 10 lety +9

      HOLY SHIT!

    • @secreps
      @secreps Před 10 lety +6

      Guys you are high

    • @iliketohelppplz
      @iliketohelppplz Před 10 lety +4

      secreps
      The picture scared me.
      Also, it's the same picture I saw at the end of a video when I was like 10.

    • @secreps
      @secreps Před 10 lety +2

      iliketohelppplz Haha,yeah me too.

    • @TheSwagaGamers
      @TheSwagaGamers Před 10 lety +2

      The picture isn't scary at all. But if you ever saw Jeff the killer. That's the most scary face in the world

  • @eerily_twisted551
    @eerily_twisted551 Před 8 lety +34

    now, THAT is a normal way to start a game

  • @Spaesmic
    @Spaesmic Před 9 lety +11

    lost my shit when you put the giant chickens in there

  • @Krshwunk
    @Krshwunk Před 10 lety +13

    That is literally the best way to start a game. I can't think of any way that could be better.

  • @SplitMaw
    @SplitMaw Před 10 lety +7

    I love how he's just convulsing with pain while carrying on a conversation.

  • @The9PointStar
    @The9PointStar Před 8 lety +63

    The giant chickens! LOL HAHA

  • @ananas9761
    @ananas9761 Před 8 lety +39

    wtf am I doing with my life

  • @leewalker4820
    @leewalker4820 Před 10 lety +52

    TERROR CHICKENS!

  • @Freddusya
    @Freddusya Před 9 lety +220

    3673 people owns a console and not pc

    • @patrykrogala447
      @patrykrogala447 Před 9 lety +8

      I own both a console and a PC. Play on the PC. You are an idiot.

    • @invinciblemic
      @invinciblemic Před 9 lety

      *****
      Rock, ty tutaj ?!!!1111

    • @patrykrogala447
      @patrykrogala447 Před 9 lety

      invinciblemic No, I'm not some fucking Rock for fucks sake, what the fuck don't you get?

    • @harrisyasir2291
      @harrisyasir2291 Před 9 lety

      i luv pc but i have xbox :(
      but im saving for one not that i have against anything consoles but the main reason for me to buy a pc is this
      i dont need some last gen graphics card to play that game i can play all past games on the same device which so satisfying nd mods too

    • @patrykrogala447
      @patrykrogala447 Před 9 lety +1

      Legate Maximus And you say that because I didn't like this one video. Wow. You are truly a fucking idiot.

  • @infamousking1013
    @infamousking1013 Před 7 lety +15

    The first time I played skyrim the guy got away and the girl said anyone else feel like running I was so confused

  • @OJ9992
    @OJ9992 Před 8 lety +13

    This game became an extension of myself for like 3 years

    • @heiqt9591
      @heiqt9591 Před 8 lety

      +OrangeJuice Almost 5 for me now.

  • @sharkpyro93
    @sharkpyro93 Před 9 lety +53

    people complaining about the game that shouldn't be played with mods are silly, i bet they never played oblivion or morrowind, or they don't even know them...

    • @jerm70
      @jerm70 Před 9 lety +19

      You shouldn't ... until you you "beaten" the game once.

    • @sharkpyro93
      @sharkpyro93 Před 9 lety +20

      that's pretty obvious..vanilla first..

    • @rahrouth
      @rahrouth Před 9 lety +1

      Those are the secret Console peasents. Dont mind them.

    • @framew0rktv
      @framew0rktv Před 9 lety +6

      xxjermxx70 I disagree. If you plan to do a serious, immersive playthrough that is going to be quite lengthy - you're going to need mods. Mods only to enhance, not out-of-place ones.

    • @jerm70
      @jerm70 Před 9 lety

      framew0rkTV You beat the game vanilla first so you can appreciate the mods later on.

  • @TriiipleShot
    @TriiipleShot Před 10 lety +20

    If I did this on my computer, it would have a seizure.

  • @scottkemp4827
    @scottkemp4827 Před 9 lety +58

    FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS

  • @antoneriksson3696
    @antoneriksson3696 Před 7 lety +5

    Legends says, Lokir is still running

    • @lilmandennis4301
      @lilmandennis4301 Před 7 lety

      Anton Eriksson legend says he made it to rorikstead but still continues to run through the town and the farms

  • @vatonage1599
    @vatonage1599 Před 10 lety +14

    They can be besieged by multiple World Eaters but a giant chicken causes them to shit their pants.
    "RUN YOU IDIOT"
    "GODS NO"

  • @xanderchia7247
    @xanderchia7247 Před 9 lety +16

    Lokir managed to escape in my game because the archers shot a horse instead.(I did not put that horse there.)

  • @yoshilorak5897
    @yoshilorak5897 Před 8 lety +23

    Oh my lord!!! Did i JUST witness conqueror's haki???

  • @thes3al887
    @thes3al887 Před 8 lety +10

    i used to be an adventurer like you... then i took a chicken too the knee ,._.,

  • @RobotHunter1234
    @RobotHunter1234 Před 9 lety +11

    "Fuck the list. He goes to the block." I died right there.

  • @JoohingDenSeje
    @JoohingDenSeje Před 10 lety +43

    F××× the list. He goes to the block.

    • @JoohingDenSeje
      @JoohingDenSeje Před 9 lety

      ***** X-actly.

    • @ahdasick
      @ahdasick Před 9 lety

      that part made me laugh the most alongside the "LOkir

    • @ToxicCalvin
      @ToxicCalvin Před 9 lety

      oh lol srry i just now seen you made the exact same comment i did i didnt mean to copy lol.

  • @ascel6799
    @ascel6799 Před 8 lety +9

    funniest skyrim video i have seen exlcuding the other ones i saw that weren't censored well xD

    • @heiqt9591
      @heiqt9591 Před 8 lety +1

      +Zay Ace Lightning The scatsburry skyrim randomness and the best shot ever and skyrim were the shit.

    • @lilmandennis4301
      @lilmandennis4301 Před 7 lety

      Zay150kV hey had to sensor it so it seemed like she said fuck

  • @newskin6982
    @newskin6982 Před 7 lety +16

    Look at those chickens

  • @darthrusher
    @darthrusher Před 10 lety +10

    1:50 he has a weapon and a opening to escape but voluntarily goes back too the chopping block lol

  • @CastorClasser1716
    @CastorClasser1716 Před 10 lety +9

    sees the giant chicken: "Run you idiot!"

  • @arthurpoore451
    @arthurpoore451 Před 9 lety +2

    Once when I started a new file, the horse was in a different spot for some reason. Probably just another glitch. Thanks to this, when the archers fired at lokir, they miraculously hit the horse instead and lokir escaped unscathed. I immediately decided to make my dragonborn look as close to him as I could get and played through the game as lokir. As hadvar was asking my name, the horse was still trying to kick the imperial archer to death.... Best start to a playthrough I've ever had.

  • @skywriter9532
    @skywriter9532 Před 7 lety +5

    I HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE the Skyrim opening. Such an open and amazing game, that opens with a linear section that shows a lot of its flaws.

  • @ZeoX97
    @ZeoX97 Před 9 lety +8

    4:19 "How in Oblivion do we kill this thing?"
    ahhh no... you cant kill an immortal chicken warlord...

  • @SKrmT0517a
    @SKrmT0517a Před 9 lety +11

    I lost it the most at the giant chickens rampaging through the chaotic scenario... XD

    • @renegonshep
      @renegonshep Před 9 lety

      Seriously xD I was laughing when he spawned all the dragon, but then the giant chickens appeared. As I watched them scurry about while fire rained down from the sky and rubble was thrown everywhere, I thought to myself, "This. This is the definition of chaos."

  • @Rainyjax
    @Rainyjax Před 9 lety +3

    Imagine all the chicken tendies you could get from those giant chickens.
    Never has spending all my Good Boy Points felt so good.

  • @nintendonick
    @nintendonick Před 9 lety +5

    I lost it when the chickens showed up

  • @mandyata
    @mandyata Před 9 lety +38

    Console player here cursing and feeling "left out!"
    You telling me I can mess with those fukers in the beginning?
    Someone please give me a decent layout of a cheap PC build.

    • @razrv3lc
      @razrv3lc Před 9 lety +5

      I second CyberPowerPC. I got a cheap one (around $400-500) and later upgraded the graphics card and PSU for about $300 dollars. I play Skyrim on Ultra settings and lots of graphics mods and rarely go under 50 fps now. Any Bethesda game should be played on the PC because they consistently sell broken/buggy games and the only way they are playable (enjoyable) is by downloading the patches that modders always wind up making for the initial game and any DLCs that come out.

    • @ShacolateClown
      @ShacolateClown Před 9 lety +2

      Nitron DSP My pc fully customized costed me 450 / 500 euro. and i have no problems playing games on higher settings.. just look at what you buy and build your own computer. its not as hard as people think. and it saves you alot of money.

    • @mandyata
      @mandyata Před 9 lety +4

      Zaric Zhakaron lol "The next-gen exterminator!"
      Thanks. I never thought building a gaming PC was that affordable.

  • @buggobop
    @buggobop Před 9 lety +22

    I wish the were Child Khajiit... That would be so cute! x3

    • @dakota754
      @dakota754 Před 9 lety

      Good news for you because there are.

    • @buggobop
      @buggobop Před 9 lety

      Dakota Fanning o3o.... Really?

    • @renegonshep
      @renegonshep Před 9 lety

      cнίyo-cнί If you've got the PC version there are Khajiit children via a couple mods. Here are the only two I know of. I hear there's a mod for an Argonian child as well.
      www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/25654/?
      www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/26445/?

    • @buggobop
      @buggobop Před 9 lety

      Lewis von Feline
      Omfg. Having a 10ft tail would be fucking boss xD

    • @buggobop
      @buggobop Před 9 lety

      Lewis von Feline xD Omfg.

  • @missedmurphy
    @missedmurphy Před 9 lety +3

    "How in Oblivion do we kill these things?" *is looking at the giant chicken*

  • @skrubfamjr6767
    @skrubfamjr6767 Před 8 lety

    Hey guys, I've been playing skyrim for a while now and don't know which build to use. Any ideas for a fresh experience?

  • @NatsuDragn33I
    @NatsuDragn33I Před 10 lety +20

    Dude, you are hilarious. Brilliant idea. :D

  • @razrv3lc
    @razrv3lc Před 9 lety +48

    I'm laughing at the people saying that Skyrim shouldn't be played with mods... the only people saying that are the ones who have to play the game on consoles. A good majority of the mods for Skyrim fix the broken vanilla game that Bethesda made (and makes every time they release a game). Some of the biggest mods are patches like the Unofficial Skyrim Patch (and all of the DLC patches) and SKYUI (smarter interface for PC playing), which only make the game what it should have been to begin with. Then there are mods like InterestingNPCs that add flavor to the game by adding more characters to the game (and who actually have personalities). Sure, there are god item mods but you don't have to download them--I don't, but I also don't care if someone else does. If it makes the game more fun for them, then they should go ahead and do it. In the end, it's a GAME, whose purpose is to entertain. Console commands aren't awful either. I've had to use console commands more times than I can count to fix glitches and broken quests. Just today, I had to use the setstage command in the Molag Bal quest because I couldn't kill Logrolf for some reason. A few days ago, I had to talk to an injured guy outside of a cave but couldn't because he was floating in the air, so I used the disable command and then re-enabled him and he was back on the ground and I could talk to him. I've fallen through the floor of a dwarven ruin because the floor decided it didn't want to be their anymore, so I used the tcl command (turns off collisions) and flew back up to where I should have been to begin with...
    Sorry for the massive post but I've seen too many people dissing mods and console commands in this comment section.

    • @MajorRibcageIII
      @MajorRibcageIII Před 9 lety +2

      Who gives a shit about mods or platforms, the fucking thing that matters is the game and playing it.

    • @xMorogothx
      @xMorogothx Před 9 lety +7

      True, PC is the master race of gaming.

    • @raulq.o.4121
      @raulq.o.4121 Před 9 lety +1

      I'm a 360 player and I have to admit that you are totally right. I see the mods through videos and all these mods make Skyrim a bigger a better game. I would like to have a pc gaming, however I have no money :@

    • @marcopeterson1397
      @marcopeterson1397 Před 9 lety

      I agree. Had to do the same with one of the Valkhir vampires quest that one of the elfs give you. Need to turn a woman in Winterhold, done it once perfectly. Got the same quest (She was still turned (or a thrall)

    • @kaeldghar8737
      @kaeldghar8737 Před 9 lety +1

      Wth mate ? Is something wrong with your PC ? I have around 400-500h played and none of these happened to me ...

  • @BeatMarcosBox
    @BeatMarcosBox Před 9 lety

    what is the mod that you use for the blood textures? I tried some mods from the workshop but none seems like yours.

  • @bigboom2438
    @bigboom2438 Před 9 lety

    How did you get the skeletons to attack the imperials only? I saw how you did it but how would that work for other npcs?

  • @67mungos
    @67mungos Před 10 lety +20

    lokir was lucky

  • @DHCovers
    @DHCovers Před 10 lety +7

    Okay you got me at the gigantic chicken part xDD

  • @austinhellems9724
    @austinhellems9724 Před 8 lety

    Is the vlindrel hall the house you get in markarth, and if so how do you get it? Just become thane?

  • @nowherebrain
    @nowherebrain Před 8 lety +25

    my 9 year old son makes videos like this too.

    • @bronzejourney5784
      @bronzejourney5784 Před 8 lety

      +RookTheShark guess!

    • @nowherebrain
      @nowherebrain Před 8 lety

      I made the comment without realizing the age of the person or how old the video was. Granted, it was retarded of me to not understand more before posting...that being said, I felt the title was a bit misleading, in that, it wasn't about a mod or a gameplay tip just cheating...so that is my two cents...oder 2 euro cent...eitherway I still feel the video is useless but I apologize for commenting without better understanding in the first place...it's the internet...what are we to do :)

    • @nowherebrain
      @nowherebrain Před 8 lety

      whatever, right? :)

    • @archevans
      @archevans Před 8 lety +5

      +justin barrett If the video is useless then make your son make a more educational one, by now he should be able to make better videos right?

    • @OMercifulZadkiel
      @OMercifulZadkiel Před 8 lety

      It's also a comedy video.

  • @childofthesun32
    @childofthesun32 Před 10 lety +50

    Just looks like massive amounts of nonsense to me. Did you enjoy pulling the arms and legs off your toys as a kid?

    • @BeyondBirthday8
      @BeyondBirthday8 Před 10 lety +26

      yup

    • @childofthesun32
      @childofthesun32 Před 10 lety +22

      Aldo Solares Nothing like anonymous interneters to show their mental age by lowering the tone unnecessarily. Thanks for that.

    • @childofthesun32
      @childofthesun32 Před 10 lety +3

      Aldo Solares Thanks for spreading the word, man. Anyone who thinks the Meaning of Life and Reason for Existence is to be happy... Is incredibly short-sighted, lacking imagination and I'd also say, quite stupid.

    • @childofthesun32
      @childofthesun32 Před 10 lety

      Aldo Solares You're not getting it. I don't have the answer for everyone's life, nor did I even say that - you just aren't understanding what you are reading. All I said was I believe I know the reason that sentient life exists.

    • @childofthesun32
      @childofthesun32 Před 10 lety

      Aldo Solares You still aren't getting it. I'm not saying how anyone should live their life, nor am I calling them stupid for how they choose to live their life. All I'm saying is I believe there is a very specific reason for existence and you'd have to be stupid to think it's "to be happy".

  • @zombieXSNOW
    @zombieXSNOW Před 10 lety +6

    I lost it at the giant chickens XD

  • @viewbens
    @viewbens Před 9 lety +2

    giant chickens, bad ass dragons, skeleton guards, and people running in circles. yep its pretty normal

  • @pierrej8011
    @pierrej8011 Před 7 lety

    how did you manage to have so much "race" seltion options? what mod id it?

  • @SwiftBOOM
    @SwiftBOOM Před 10 lety +9

    You had WAY too much fun with this :/

  • @pajokamikaze
    @pajokamikaze Před 8 lety +6

    Yet, it's still more canon than Dragonball GT...

  • @okuni12Q
    @okuni12Q Před 3 lety +4

    Why did CZcams suggested this to me.....today? Like I'm not complaining, just wondering how CZcams thought sharing a 9 year old skyrim video from my favorite Dnd channel was within the algorithm.

  • @intensity349
    @intensity349 Před 8 lety +2

    "Captain what should we do? He's not on the list"
    "f**k the list"
    I died XD

  • @HQVividGaming
    @HQVividGaming Před 9 lety +4

    im kinda new to skyrim and i really need some expert advice. i play as a sneaky character and occasionally pull out my magic and one handed weapons when i really have to. but im really stuck when it comes to my armour. i want light armour, but i really want daedric armour too. is it okay if i use a full dragonSCALE armour with daedric helmet and daedric gauntlets? will it affect the light armour "sneaky-ness" i dont mind about the leveling i just want to know if having 2 pieces of daedric will make my entire light armoud useless? also i want to know which 2 1 handed weapons i should use? i like daggers and swords, i dont know what i want to get like either chilrend of blade of woeor daedric dagger/sword or the mehrunes razor? i really dont know, so please from experience which 2 weaons should i use together? and which enchantments on it. plz help :D

    • @volkankaya8783
      @volkankaya8783 Před 9 lety +2

      Just get them all like I did ;D

    • @MrFBluntz
      @MrFBluntz Před 9 lety +4

      Yeah wearing heavy armor effects your sneak skill but there is a perk for heavy armor that makes it weigh nothing at all. So you can actually get full Daedric armor and have it weigh less than light armor. But its far along in the perk tree, going to have to hold out being heavy for a while.

    • @danielstokker
      @danielstokker Před 9 lety

      do the dark brotherhood qeust and use there light armor its one of the best gives you 100% bow shiil 25% sneaking two handed attacks do twice the damage in sneak and use all the sneak perkswith that armor you can sneak easily and do stealth kils downside is if you are spotted and the guards attack you have to get out quick i suggets getting ivisibility spell fron the college of winterhold but you do need at least 75 illusion lvl also thesere a perk in the sneaking skill tree that lets you do 15x damage with daggers combined with the double daage of the gloves it does 30 times damage so a dagger that does 12 damage normal does 360 damage in sneak go figure so this will makes you able to kill giants with one hit of a dagger if you use smithing to make your weapens even better i have a dagger that does 60 damage x 30 =1200 damage from my dagger alone i dont even count in the encantments i can place on it this way evrybody is dead before they even see you without you losing anything at all no health lost or potions needed but you can always have them as an extra

    • @adrianng7339
      @adrianng7339 Před 9 lety

      at dragonborn, get the deathbrand armor

    • @danielstokker
      @danielstokker Před 9 lety

      Adrian Ng you need to play a certain way

  • @Saronite
    @Saronite Před 8 lety +19

    100% newb friendly way of starting

  • @mikloskills
    @mikloskills Před 9 lety +1

    I did almost the same thing in tte start of the game, except in the opening scene I made the wagon go crazy and fly! xD btw, awesome vid MrRhexx

    • @Heisennburgg
      @Heisennburgg Před 9 lety

      The Miklo how do you make the wagon fly?

  • @dominiccampbell181
    @dominiccampbell181 Před 8 lety

    I just want to know what console commands you were using for this, because it looks like it would be fun to sew some chaos like that in a random village.

    • @slayerjohn447
      @slayerjohn447 Před 8 lety

      +Dominic Campbell he does help alduin 4 and guard 4. IF you pause the vid when he has the whole code typed in then you have the code to use.