BOX OFFICE BOMB! The Marvels Is The WORST Of The MCU (Review)
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The Marvels is finally here! In this review (with spoilers!) we'll breakdown the film's plot and why it may just be Marvel's biggest flop yet.
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Hey guys! So my editor didn't see The Marvels or Jeremy's review, so there's an insert of the wrong Ronan in the video - apologies! The Ronan being referred to is the one in Guardians Of The Galaxy. The blue boi.
And this is why our superhero settings shouldn't reuse the same name 😆
Should call you Skankaholic.
You still have a better editor then Disney did during the making of this failure of a Superhero movie 😂😂...
The Marcel Cinematic Universe-died with Endgame. Pisses some people off to hear this; but Endgame was a severe disappointment as an ending to an amazing ride.
Yeah. Ronin in that movie was kinda cool. He was generic but he had a motive and was connected to Thanos well. He got threatening towards the end and killed Groot. However, Dar Benn is a discount dollar shop Ronin. Bad acting and bad character. Worst MCU villain IMO. Thoughts?
Can we talk about the fact that characters now must literally and out loud tell the audience what powers they have?
In JJK there is a mechanic that allows for this exposition dump
This movie, very subtly is the wet dream of orgasmic proportions for intersectionality theorists. A female, a black female, a poc muslim female. Tell me who is the most oppressed? Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did .
The IQ of the expected audience must be a factor in the decision to include this.
I have the power to find any name in a 5 pound telephone book from 1968 with no help from a computer. I just do it. No explanation possible.Now, it may take me all night to accomplish this, but my bad if that inconveniences you.
Well, movie goers are notoriously known for being very stupid. You got to make sure dummies understand, you just need to make sure.
“So this is how the MCU dies… with a thunderous whimper.”
- Natalie Portman, probably
"MCU... Eat my hammer!" -- CGI Muscles MgGee
*Natalie Portperson
I love democracy….
Alright Ms. Portman, Open your wormhole.
🧍♀️Hmmm …. Nnno
🧔♀️ curses and cranberries!
and indigestive bloating.
Suck out the atmosphere?
They're seriously taking cues from Space Balls?
Well Hollywood is full of Druish folk
Great reference 👌
Wow, I knew I saw this somewhere before, this is gold
Spaceballs was an awesome movie.
@@jeanie9139 I Knew It! I'm Surrounded By A**holes.
In Age of Ultron we saw the Avengers willing to die to save every last person in Sokovia before saving themselves, in The Marvels "oh no, things are getting kinda dangerous, we better go. Good luck everybody else!"
The movie is bad at everything, quite literally (they couldn't even utilize Samuel L Jackson properly) ... but its toxic white males that are to blame.
Wait, so if Darben had just asked captain marvel to recharge her sun from the beginning, all this woulda been fixed and the entire movie wouldn't need to happen??
It's like going on the most tedious side quest that leads into another side quest only to realize that if you just did this one thing first, then you wouldn't have wasted hours of your time for nothing and a lot less people didn't have to die too.
🤫 don't tell them THAT
No, that only would have saved Earth from the inconvenience of the Sun dimming for a few minutes. The Kree Homeworld would have still had almost no water and dangerously bad air that would still require them to steal them...... though with a near infinite number of planets, moons and asteroids, the idea that they couldn't have taken the resources from non-populated sources is rediculous.
Hell, I dunno about the water, but they could have taken the air from either Thanos' Homeworld or His retirement Farm Planet.
@AkinokazeHaruichiban Maybe it's because I never watched the first movie but how does destroying a supercomputer cause the Kree Empire so much grief did it result in them; getting into a brutal power struggle that resulted in them losing all the water and the air to become almost non-existent in the first place. If that computer controlled so much of their entire planet couldn't they just I don't know make a replacement? they have the technology to Traverse space and make the computer that Carol destroyed. They could have just blackmailed her into helping them (seeing how it was her fault in the first place) by threatening to take resources from these different planets that she loves so dearly. And they can still keep the whole would-be bad guy in the movie who doesn't agree with letting the Destroyer fix the mess she caused. Resulting in Miss Marvel getting targeted and Monica Rambeau getting trapped in a parallel dimension.
SPOILER ALERT: It sucked!
Thank you
Best spoiler I ever read
Wouldn't even waste my time on it when it comes on TV Thanks for the alert.
Great Review !!
Come on....... really? Sucked is an understatement
"I can turn light into a physical pattern, something I've never seen before"
You mean like the display you are watching right now???
That is some epic dialog right there. It's like they are almost as smart as a 4th grader.
I can see light! Wow what a superpower
This makes quantum mechanics seem like dumb timey whimey bullshit which isn’t inaccurate but you don’t have to bring demon cats into this let’s keep it professional. Why doesn’t the villain just talk to Brie Larson the whole movie was resolved in less then 12 seconds and thousands of people were brutally murdered for no reason.
@@dominicellis1867 And Darr Benn is now a chick?
Light makes everything three dimensional, as it is literal plant food, tree food, whale food, people food...
I suppose the writers never heard an episode of "COSMOS" with Carl Sagan?
@@ceasarsaran8573 Meh, if they're gonna do gender swaps I mind it a whole lot less when they do it to very obscure characters.
16:35 He meant a dollar-store "Ronan the accuser" from the first Guardians movie, not "Ronin, the alter ego of Hawkeye" from Endgame.
I'm reading the comments and it seems no one else noticed
Glad you mentioned this. DarJen is definitely thrown in as a cheap Ronan "The Accuser" 2.0
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Falcon and Winter Soldier got an entire show about their chemistry together but Disney/Marvel didnt notice that that chemistry came from them fighting for Caps attention, and they wonder why a Cap'less tv show didnt ignite our passions for the franchise.
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So basically I should skip this movie and just watch Bullet Train again?? Bet
Imagine where the MCU would be if their films started with the likes of The Marvels and Thor Love & Thunder, they’d be non-existent.
They would be blockbusters
half of phase 1 isn’t that good
@@idawg7332 Agree, but compare it to the previous or current phase, it’s marketability better.
@@idawg7332Disagree. Maybe Incredible Hulk was bad. But Iron Man and Iron Man 2, Cap and Thor 1 and Avengers 1 were all actually good enough.
@@richierich7229 iron man 2, thor 1 and incredible hulk are all terrible, maybe not as bad as the marvels but still bad. And then half of phase 2 also sucked (age of ultron, thor 2, iron man 3) the mcu has been getting away with making bad movies for years and it finally caught up with them
"The Marvels’ Opening to $47M-$52M in New Low for Marvel Studios" - Hollywood Reporter
It fails tremendously. Let's see this abomination tank hard as the MCU fades into nothingness.
People complained that the plot of Avatar: The Way of Water was too simple, but James Cameron did a really good job at telling a very straightforward story, and has the box office receipts to prove it. It's possible to make good movies with complex storylines for mainstream audiences, but Marvel has shown that when story isn't prioritized over pushing an agenda, the result is a muddled mess.
@@jasonc5138 I'm not saying the movie had an agenda, but the movie suffered from a poor plot because the creators were focused on something else.
Avatar 2 sucked nuts.
I think Jeremy was comparing the film's antagonist to Ronan ("The Accuser" villain from Gaurdians of the Galaxy) not Hawkeye's "Ronin" persona from Endgame - and this just highlights your point of things being quite convoluted. Thanks for the review! Your sacrifice was not in vain.
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Reporter asks how long she plans to play Capt. Marvel...."I don't know, if they want me to do it again". How about... 'I would love to.." or "it was fun or a great experience". Talk about ungrateful!
Hint: spoiled valley girls are really bad at faking graciousness.
Nah. Its the only time she broke cover. She does not know if Disney will double down on W0ke & keep her or not.
@@ephraimwinslow ... Just so sad about this Gen Z. There is so much narcissism and self-importance, Brie Larson has none humility for the honor of playing such an iconic character. We see in Rachael Zegler only far, far worse. MarxistWood is on the ropes and they continue to rely on Gen Z to save it....not gonna work
@ephraimwinslow No. Brie Larson took another shot at Marvel's fan base.
I think she's just burned out because she's aware of how unpopular the character is and what a dead end of a role it is. She probably just wants to be done with it and move onto roles with more variety and personality.
It turns out? When you point a camera and/or a hashtag at a fluorescent haired modern woman and ask her outright:
"DO YOU WANNA SEE MORE WOMEN IN SUPER HERO MOVIES!???"
They say yes. The same way that a studio audience being shown a sign that says "APPLAUSE" will clap when encouraged.
Then the actual movies in question are finished being made and... wow. They all went to see the Barbie movie instead.
(It's almost... now follow me... like a lot of what young women say... they say either to feel included, or to make themselves look good. Not because they actually mean it in their heart of hearts.)
Would you like see "Barbie" as a men if they replaced all women with diverse male characters and make it cringe, slapstick "comedy"? That's what Marvel does atm in superhero movies.
Even IF people did the homework of watching Ms Marvel, Wandavision, and Secret Warriors, this movie STILL doesn't make sense.
2:11 and I'm completely lost already.
The reason superhero stories used to work was that they were simple stories of "hero overcomes their own weakness to prevent a disastrous event". It was simple relatable and straight forward. WHY have they felt the need to change from that to "77 heroes whose names you can't even spell go through 54 levels of multiverse to 5 pages of stupid non techno sensless babble effects effects effects"? I mean, they wrote themselves into the point where they have to put KITTENS into the trailer for the people to have something relatable and recognizable to look at!
With chowderheads like Brie Larsen and Mark Ruffalo telling the general public that Marvels, She-Hulk and the Eternals is not a movie for the Joe Q. Public customers... well... then don't call them racists and transphobic fascists when they are not using their disposable income to view these post Endgame MCU films and Disney+ series. Same thing in the comic book medium where writers and artists are screaming 'If you don't like my politics, then don't buy my comics'. Then when sales of their Woke creative abortions hit rock bottom low, they beg comic book fans to purchase their sub-par drivel. Not good PR and marketing.
That singing planet is like that episode of SpongeBob where he ends up in Rock Bottom but down there everyone speaks by blowing raspberries after every other word, and if you didn’t, even thought it was all on English, they didn’t understand.
Captain marvel was responsible for the desolation of the Kree society and now their planet is uninhabitable. If only Captain Marvel, and her ally Nick Fury, had the infrastructure already in place to relocate a race of people from one planet to another.. OH, WAIT! A story is poorly written when _every_ character avoids doing the simplest, easiest and most effective solution.
did they have time to plan this or everything happened when cap marvel arrived there?
Except the kree would never except help as they are one of the oppressive forces in the marvel universe
@@seankeller1560 You'd be surprised how agreeable people are when they can't breath.
@@pedrohenrique-et3fs Fury was relocating the Skrull people. He was already setup to help the Kree.
@@sgray001 you underestimate how stubborn some people are
The cat/clerkin being laying eggs on the space station and suddenly hatching is highly borrowing from Star Trek (the original): The Trouble with Tribbles.
So is the alternative universe required fix...from that awful "Lazarus" episode that was deeply confusing to the audience, cast and crew.
That is exactly what I thought when I read the Captain Marvel comic that the movie took that from. Total ripoff of Trouble With Tribble. And terrible comic.
Yep even miss marvel her power is basically green lanterns even requires a piece of jewelry to imbew power. Spaceball plot bad writing
I wish Marvel would have gone to the parallel universe where this movie was good... and brought it to us. =].
no such universe exists
@@SarcasticArielYeah. Saw it yesterday and it was awful.
@@AntsTheaterCorner2698 if Marvel wanted to salvage this film, then what they should have done is have Rogue show up, beat the shit out Carol, take her powers, and then leave her in a coma.
Nice!
@@SarcasticArielIm still waiting on the X-men to finally debut JUST for the fact that Rogue will eventually beat the brakes of Manvers and steal her powers 😂
Whatchu talking about? ‘Annihilator’ is an AWESOME nick name, make you feel like you are in the old school WWF.
Edit: wait, so you’re saying that the villain’s plot is basically the same one from Spaceballs? Dear god Marvel, what has become of you…
Edit 2: wasn’t the whole ‘singing planet’ thing a plot from an episode of the OG Transformers cartoon?
That is what happens when you get writers who CAN"T write. They just rehash something they saw or read somewhere, without any real idea of how to make it interesting.
You know what else this movie has in common with Spaceballs? When you're watching it, you want it to end at ludicrous speed.
Lol I love how she had to struggle not to laugh while saying “the long awaited sequel” 😂
The most coward sequel ever... wasn't even called "Captain Marvel 2".
I love how Brie was forced to have to share her spotlight with two other women of color. Which I am sure she did NOT want to do. After all, she DID say that we need more diversity didn't she? 😊😅
Your comment about failing to maintain willing suspension of disbelief really resonates! I can watch all eight _Harry Potter_ and the three _Fantastic Beasts_ movies, and never lose my suspension of disbelief. I tried to watch _Armageddon_ and _2012,_ but I just couldn't. I found it more plausible that someone can point a stick at another and kill him dead than a space shuttle banking to turn as it navigates an asteroid field. Just ...nope!
I remember an interview with Afleck where he mentioned how he asked Nolan:"wouldn't it be easier to train astronauts to drill than it'd be to train drillers to be astronauts?" The look he had mentioning it meant he knew he wouldn't be asked back for another film lmao
@@BoinkrNanisArmageddon isn't a Nolan film.
As a man, I would watch Brie Larson in every Captain Marvel movie made if it was worth a crap. This isn’t. I won’t.
I agree. She's a hottie and good actress. I liked the first movie, it was better than The Eternals. But all the content creators universally lump Larson in with Rachel Zeigler and pre-order the hate. I'll have to go see for myself.
@@cordellsenior9935 she has a butt double...
Really? I don’t see it….
It wasn’t made for you.
i dont know why white supramacist are so sexiest i think christians are very anti strong weapon hate and malice is quite visible this is the same mentality of christians responsible for burning of so many women @@cordellsenior9935
Can you imagine if Dune 2 had opened now instead of being delayed?
Gawd don't remind me
Dune was boring and terrible. I'd rather watch the David Lynch Dune.
I got to say the villain trying to suck air was the plan of the Spaceballs. A comedy. It's so dumb 😂
I'm a scientist as a day job and can CONFIRM, Lauren is completely right, we pretty much just touch everything! It's the only thing we've figured out how to do.
To anyone thinking about becoming a scientist, I'm sorry if this is disappointing. We are all very sad about the situation and trying to come up with more exciting ways to do things. :(
... Also, if you find a pudding-like substances leaking from a mine, you should ABSOLUTELY taste it and, if it is tasty, market it as an ice cream substitute!
( no health and safety required! )
@@varimkadas6068 cool movie reference, wonder how many people will pick up on it.
Hey that's your truth so it must be right... the "new science" is about the subjective rather than the stuffy, boring objectively true garbage, right? So it makes sense...
Huh 🤣
As a scientist myself, I cannot tell if Pullmanfan7 is being facetious/sarcastic or not.
As I was walking to my car after the movie, I was slowly realizing the only time I smiled or laughed was when kamalas brother made a little quip.
Lauren, I’m so glad you have this second channel and do these movie reviews and everything, and don’t just talk about strictly about politics. it’s so fun and refreshing, and you and Papa Chen are great 👍
I like both but tbh I’m more likely to watch u here
They made this movie for the "girl boss" MCU fan crowd, not the entire MCU fan base! It's pretty much the last nail in the coffin for the MCU.....RIP!
No sorry... they jiped women... this script was probably done by AI. Marvel used women, Brie, to skimp out on good stories and writers.
This is not even for them lol it's so bad at depicting even that
Did the movie explain how Monica can see light? I never understood that concept as a man with two well functioning eyes.
the only thing I can picture in my head is that one pink floyd album cover. The rainbow going though the prism.
That light at the end of your tunnel?
It's just a freight train coming your way
Why didn't villain girl just move all her people to an empty planet? Or at least steal the resources from empty planets?
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I agree.
If you read any comic about Captain Marvel you'd understand why Brie Larson is such a perfect fit for the character and its for all the wrong reasons.
They literally stole the plot from Spaceballs, the movie.
You know Marvel is in trouble if they're stealing ideas from Spaceballs.
My little brother got a 96 for Veterans Day and wanted to watch the Marvels w/ me
The thing I found the most problem with that you didn’t touch on Lauren was the fighting and power scales between characters
In the 1st fight when all three marvels are switching, the two soldiers in Kamala’s house were THE BEST SUPER SOLDIERS IVE SEEN
Literally one guy is thrown into the air, through the roof, crashes down, stands up, and continues to fight like nothing
These two random foot soldiers were the best in comparison to the droves of soldiers in the ship WHERE THEY CAME FROM
Okay then on the water planet when the marvels are going to “ambush” Dar-Benn
Monica Rambeau charges at Dar-Benn and exchange swings that literally look like they were taking turns bc THATS HOW SLOW THEY WERE.
Then when Captain and Monica are jumping Dar-Benn atop a flying ship, they seemingly have the advantage if they can coordinate
Until Dar-Benn gets her sledgehammer and sends them flying bc she gets a moment to create the rift in the sky to suck out the water
BUT WAIT
The final fighting scene where all three marvels are now extremely coordinated in switching places and fighting simultaneously
Where they should have an overwhelming advantage now right?
WRONG. The marvels even manage to disarm Dar-Benn from her sledgehammer AND USE IT AGAINST HER
But all of a sudden Dar-Benn is this extremely powerful martial artist with crazy reflexes
After all the fighting is done, when Dar-Benn tries to resuscitate her planet’s sun. She can’t handle the power of the two quantum bands because… she can’t and disintegrates…
I just want to meet the people that wrote the screenplay and are proud of it…
I just saw this movie yesterday and it is the worst of the MCU. It is a mess, with bad writing, continuity errors, and tonal shifts all over the place. Kamala Khan was fun, the other two were not. Brie Larson is clearly done with being Captain Marvel all the way through and Monica Rambeaux is a character without any background or foundation. If this were a movie about Ms. Marvel, basically a teenager getting superpowers like Harry Potter or Spider Man, it would have been fine. There's a lot more leeway for a story like that, when the movie can go from comedy to serious from scene to scene.
Also, the villain stole her master plot from Space Balls
Thank you Lauren. Great review of" "The Marvels". I especially like the Dad Cam.😊.
I also won't give a shout out to your review, "Are Women RUINING Entertainment?". This is the by far best explanation of why the state of Disney/Marve/Lucas has deteriorated. I think your analysis of how some Boys versus Girls consume media and the pandering of Woke Capitalism has caused the deterioration of these beloved franchises... I've shared with all my friends and suggest everybody checked out that video.
Im tired of all the lead rambo chicks fighting a thousand men which not close to reality
No, stop selling the idea that women are the problem. Women were used and done dirty but Marvel. All of the scripts for women lead projects were terrible. Take the iron man script an apply it to Brie and people would have loved it. The Marvels was obviously written by AI.
You know they rewrote this movie 4 different times and this was the outcome from 4 DIFFERENT rewrites and reshoots 😂😂😂.....
"Diversity hires aren't *worthy* of good writing; they should just be glad we even employ them with scraps at all." --- _Disney_
I haven't seen it, probably won't anytime soon, but hearing Lauren say yeeted is probably more entertaining than the movie itself 😂
awww welcome back, Papa Chen! 🙂
Sucking out the atmosphere is completely scientific... just ask the Spaceballs, they build a whole mega maid just for that.
Stealing air huh? Spaceballs already did that. With a giant vacuum! Classic
The fact that you tried to even deconstruct this hot mess deserves an Oscar 🏆 Bravo 👏🏼
Saw it yesterday I give it a 6/10, the first half was actually pretty good the best fight scene was the first one when they have no idea what's going on and switching that was entertaining. They could have had a great character development plot with Kamala seeing that a hero can't save everyone but nope it was brushed off like nothing and never addressed like oh I guess that's it. The singing planet could have been taken out completely, and Nick Fury was just there he was more useless than in Secret Invasion. I don't think it's as bad but not good, Brie Larson was WAY more likeable than in her previous movie, but this movie is just all over the place it doesn't know what it wants to be. The villain is so forget I can't even remember her name and seeing Beast in the mid credit scene didn't get me excited at all like ok multiverse I guess
Many years ago I watched a black and white re-run it was called "the Time Tunnel". Anyhew the stealing of someone's atmosphere was the story line in one of the episodes.
Seriously this movie failing at box office is one of the best news of the year!
Wait, so the Marvels is basically SpaceBalls?
SpaceCunts
*The worst of MCU by far
When Eternals came out I never expected it to get even worse. But here we are wow
Wouldn't be suprised if Disney Marvel would somehow get even worse as well
The cats "throw up" people? Naw, I'd rather not see that.
So folks who said they "liked" the movie say they liked it because it was wacky and fun...So my question is this: WHY did the-powers-that-be promote the trailers as though it was going to have this serious tone that was going to "connect" everything? These folks had no idea what they were creating. Folks who liked it seem like sympathy fans to me at this point. It's OK not to like a movie no matter who made it.
Actually, most of the most Marvel movies since No Way Home have lost money.
*Creative matters aside (bad entertainment did exist before the era of Woke), I admit that if the 3 leads of the Marvels shared the politics of Gina Carano, I'd root for the movie's success. In turn, I know that most of the people responsible for the actual Marvels would feel the opposite way. So, woke people (not you, JK Rowling), we're even*
Bad entertainment has always existed but we didn’t get called racist for not liking it.
@@jalcobo The race-gender-sexuality-ethnicity-nationality card is way, way, way overdrawn at the bank. People of the social-political left really need to give a long, hard look in the mirror & ask themselves what they're truly all about
The opening weekend is 65% male. Even after all the pandering, women didn't show up for this. The women that did were the demographic that gave the movie it's highest recommendation scores. This just shows that studios need to know their audience.
I have learned Papa Chen is a lot more forgiving and accepting of movies then I am. I'm more picky.
I watched 3 other of my fav youtubers reviews and you have come after them on my subscription list and you continue to review and explain these movies waaaay better. Not as funny but very agreeable. Sometimes funny....
I love Asian women
So Monica disappeared and nobody gave a F_ck like with the other planets that got messed up. How can they call themselves heroes, they saved nothing and had to fix a problem captain marvel made herself. The villain had all rights to be mad but handled everything in the worst way possible.
Stealing oxygen from another planet was the plot of Spaceballs. Weird, weird.
I am scared what might happen if Moon Knight Season 2 comes out.
Where did you get that cool cross, Lauren? I've been looking for one like that...✝
Jeremy Jahns was not referring to Ronin aka Hawkeye played by Jeremy Renner but Ronan the Accuser as played by Lee Pace in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Stark, wait! We need a plan!
I have a plan. Attack.
Marvel fans: Did you do it?
Disney: Yes
Marvel fans: What did it cost?
Disney: EVERYTHING
Writers can only write to the level of their intellect and life experiences. It doesn't matter how many talentless hacks they have, they will never create a masterpiece.
When you realise SpaceBalls with the giant vacuum cleaner makes more sense.....doesn't leave much else to say
New here. And That Dadcam just got yah a subscriber. Haha awesome. Way to go dad.
I keep saying it. I just feel bad for the little pakistaní girl. She seems so into the character and she seem like a little sweetheart national treasure. I hope shes not negatively affected in any way by this bomb.
glad im not the only one, i do feel bad for her playing role of most hated character
Just from the trailer she was adorable
Iman Vellani is literally a fangirl getting to become part of the thing she's a fan of. Too bad for her she got to be in it in such bad times.
I know it sounds expensive and time consuming but giving Ms. Marvel her own movie first that ties into this one would have been better. Many of us haven't seen Ms. Marvel so we have no connection to her as the movie stands.
Or we could have gone the Civil War Route and used this movie to introduce Captain Monica Rambeau and Ms. Marvel in this movie and then give them their own standalone films afterwards. It worked for Black Panther and Spider-man.
It sounds like the most feminine superhero movie ever. That is not something that the public was asking for.
Papa Chen for the win!
Love your dad! Seems like an intelligent guy with a kind face. I think it is so great you include him in your streams....keep up the great work and God bless.
I remember someone from Marvel saying that this movie would really have a lot of comedy. Now that I know the plot, I have to say that regardless of whether the jokes are any good, you maybe don't want to put two genocides in a film you're trying to make humorous. Because then you get stuff like everybody being really bummed about all the dead people before the mood shifts and they have to start singing because it's time to try for humor again.
This movie has the same energy as 2019 cats only with more cat sphincter.
Naw, I saw it. Wasn't the worst. Thor dark world was god awful and antman. Still better then she hulk. So it wasn't the WORST thing they have put out. I got some chuckles with the cats and Carol wasn't a man hating woman boss like the first movie. She was almost... human? Kamala acting like a 5 year old fan girl got old fast though and the horrible comic book trope of "you didn't do this thing for me because you where off saving planets"! B's card got played but they quickly squashed it. I'd say 5/10. It wasn't a horrible cgi mess like Antman and it didn't ruin characters like Multiverse of Madness. I was just at the mall buying McFarland Batman figures and figured why not? AMC is right there. The villain was boring. And they legit lifted Spaceballs plot but I mean. *Shrug* out of ten? Its just there. Kinda like Shang Chi or Wakanda Forever. Just.....there. That's it. Not the worst not the best just...... something and that's most of Marvel for me. At least it's not the comics who is actively promoting pissing off the fans.
They spent $250 million for this Saturday morning cartoon? Someone's been stealing the money.
I think this now proves that the first Captain Marvel film was only successful because disney tricked people into thinking it was must see to understand End Game.
I saw a CZcams post where a guy watching the Marvels was by himself in a theatre.
Jeremy meant Ronin "the accuser" from Guardians Of the Galaxy 1
That musical moment sounds exactly like a "Big Lipped Alligator Moment" from That Guy with the Glasses.
This is not science fiction. MCU hasn't been science fiction for a very long time. There is no science whatsoever. Nobody even tries to explain "the why". It's space magic and it makes the series space fantasy.
If you want science fiction - The Expanse, Battlestar Galactica, Pantheon, Gattaca. Hell, even diluted Star Wars has some structure and science to it. This is space bullshit.
"Put a chick in it, make it gay and lame"....
Words Walt Disney lived by.... 😏😏🤣🤣
Marvel chose an unknown petite actress for the villian. They could have cast someone either more muscular or just bigger.For such a female centric film they could have chosen an imposing woman. There is a lack of believability when you see these petite women kicking ass.
How many planets have water? There is no reason to think someone will attack one specific planet for water. Hell, frozen water is just floating around space! It makes less sense than Lauren gives it credit for.
According to the website - The Numbers, it's done less than half what Quantumania had done at the same point in it's release. This could be on for a $200-$250m total haul, which would make it by far the worst performing MCU movie ever.,
I think I lost braincells listening to that plot. The only good thing would of been an end credit scene of Danvers investigating a break-in at a Shield facility and she is ambushed. Last scene would be Danvers unconscious and a brunette w/ white streak saying "sugah" with a heavy southern accent standing over her....
They've only been leaning into the comedic aspect since Guardians of the Galaxy. It made sense in Guardians. People mistakenly liked it in Ragnarök but it ended up spreading like wildfire and ruining all of the subsequent Marvel movies.
Love and Thunder could have been great with an extra 30 minutes to flesh out Gorr, less pandering, and less Waititi humour.
I walked out of the theater like
"That was the worst thing I've seen in my life"
+The cats were adorable
+ At least it wasn't Quantumania
I'd give the film maybe a B- not accounting all the culture war stuff.
Hello there from Brazil!!! Lauren, totally agree with all the things you said and i love your dad's critics too!!
He was talking not about THIS Ron*i*n aka Hawkeye, that you pictured on video. He was talking about RonAn the Accuser played by Lee Pace in the first Guardians of the Galaxy 😅
*Ronan
Good grief she was rude to that reporter asking a simple question. What a madam.
I would pay to have ANYONE get a list of the script writers and their IQs from this movie. Seriously, I believe that one idiot managed to get the job as a script writer for this movie and then they hired on their unemployable friends and/or family members. The person who hired these script writers should be publicly ridiculed all over the internet.
Seems like they had the scripts for Star Trek handy along with some great old VHS tapes to watch.
to me the best thing was the Velin , she seemed the most human , and the most focused on what her goals are . this movie may have been better focusing from the position of the Velin , and have to deal with those people trying to stop her , that may have tie the movie plot together better , it would center up the movie , instead of being all over the place like it wound up being .
I think you actually gave the creators of this atrocious movie a lot of credit by saying they just stopped caring. I think that they thought their god awful mess of a plot was actually good and made perfect sense. Now, Samuel Jackson clearly didn't give a bleep about this movie and it was very much evident in his action, which we all know is so much better than what he showed in this movie. However the creators of this, I can't even call it a movie with a straight face, clearly aren't particularly talented, nor smart for that matter, so for them it's clearly not a case of simply not giving a bleep but rather actually doing their best and thinking it's good. That's the biggest tragedy of current day M-She-U.
They stole that steal the air from the planet plot from Spaceballs but was executed better by Mel Blanc.
I've tried to listen to a few reactors talk about this movie and I'm honestly so bored that I don't think I could repeat what the plot is, simple as it is supposed to be. Suffice to say that if I had free popcorn, hotdog, beer and a ticket, I'd still skip this movie.