Speed Dating Disaster | S3EP20

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  • čas přidán 14. 06. 2022
  • This week we talk about dating, cheating and wrestling. We also get to hear some of Ryan's brilliant stand up comedy
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    Starring
    Ryan Lock - / ryan_lock22
    Tom Cooney - / tom_cooney90
    Max Smith - / gongwe
    and myself - / stephentries
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Komentáře • 131

  • @parsanajjari7940
    @parsanajjari7940 Před rokem +75

    Liked the episode , shared it to 10 of my friends as well. And now I'm writing a comment too. I'm doing everything you wanted Stephen , please give me my son back.

  • @SSJPENGUIN
    @SSJPENGUIN Před rokem +71

    “I was a pedophile, at the time”
    As though he's reformed his life in the week since😫
    Can't believe Ryan's gradually becoming my favourite

  • @lewisshorten4012
    @lewisshorten4012 Před rokem +159

    Can you do something about the light reflecting off Ryan’s forehead

  • @thatlazguy
    @thatlazguy Před rokem +90

    Maxi's Taxis might end up one of the greatest segments to ever grace this podcast

    • @hm4654
      @hm4654 Před rokem +3

      Actually nothing short of the truth what a cheeky devil

  • @bradleypage4087
    @bradleypage4087 Před rokem +39

    Ryan brings the best moments hands down, the confusion around the “look”. Christ I’m actually crying

  • @coysking9646
    @coysking9646 Před rokem +25

    I’ve got a sneaky feeling that all ten of the Series 3 Top 10 moments will be Ryan

  • @alexwenman780
    @alexwenman780 Před rokem +40

    Max’s Taxi needs to be a weekly segment that was absolute GOLD

  • @BigMadAndy
    @BigMadAndy Před rokem +125

    Ryan should take dating advice from his mum. Im sure she’s received some great tips in her time.

    • @Mudpluggs
      @Mudpluggs Před rokem +5

      only 2 quid a time

    • @BigMadAndy
      @BigMadAndy Před rokem +7

      @@Mudpluggs she’s mugged you off there, Ive heard she usually does freebie’s.

    • @BestBoyPatrick
      @BestBoyPatrick Před rokem

      No she’s actually very reasonably priced

    • @bigchungus_2806
      @bigchungus_2806 Před rokem

      Mostly Ryan's tip

  • @valconix6098
    @valconix6098 Před rokem +16

    22:48 is such an underrated joke by Max, also ‘get woke, prick.’ - Sidney Sausage 2022

  • @tomkenny3335
    @tomkenny3335 Před rokem +12

    Max’s taxis is better than any segment Tim looneys ever done

  • @lewis7316
    @lewis7316 Před rokem +6

    Ryans brain needs to be preserved and looked at when its all said and done for him his thought process is holy

  • @MegaSlanguage
    @MegaSlanguage Před rokem +8

    27:55 ‘who the fuck’s Shanice?! You can get fucked’ had me in stitches

  • @coysking9646
    @coysking9646 Před rokem +9

    Maxi’s Taxi’s is already the best segment on this poddy 🔥

  • @PLUGZS
    @PLUGZS Před rokem +6

    the channel should be called "Ryan Tries Less". He's a man amongst men.

  • @KieranAtkins
    @KieranAtkins Před rokem +42

    another hilarious episode, sadly this is always the highlight of my week!

  • @josephglynn9325
    @josephglynn9325 Před rokem +29

    Thought you’d cloned Ryan until looney and max arrived

  • @JayAngles1986
    @JayAngles1986 Před rokem +18

    I know Stephen is famous for his quick wit, double entendres, undercutting everyone, basically his comedy IQ is way up there but seeing him doing a funny funny acting like a nutter is quite endearing. That blind date segment had me laughing so much it hurt my stomach. Just seeing how far you can get Ryan being uncomfortable is the way forward.
    I’d love to see some more takes on old shows, mr and mrs, countdown, the wall, weakest link, university challenge, maybe when there is a special with more of you. Or better yet isn’t there a Crystal maze place in Manchester? Give us a special with Ryan being in the Crystal at the end but instead of money it being dildos falling down

    • @fishstar2974
      @fishstar2974 Před rokem

      Nice fetish at the end. I'm willingly to contribute

  • @oli3160
    @oli3160 Před rokem +23

    The date may have been the worst yet best moment ever

  • @ZNJMCC
    @ZNJMCC Před rokem +5

    Maxis Taxis could have a twist where you pick three ridiculous words max has to use

  • @BestBoyPatrick
    @BestBoyPatrick Před rokem +4

    Maxi’s Taxis is absolutely class

  • @Mstriker5
    @Mstriker5 Před rokem +5

    Maxs Taxi is the best thing since sliced bread

  • @Tobinator127
    @Tobinator127 Před rokem +4

    Max's Taxis was incredible

  • @matthewjames7159
    @matthewjames7159 Před rokem +4

    Max’s Taxi’s is my favourite segment rn

  • @charleyrobinson632
    @charleyrobinson632 Před rokem +7

    Max’s taxis is my new favourite segment

  • @archiejacob24
    @archiejacob24 Před rokem +7

    maxi's taxi's is incredible

  • @sdrummer123
    @sdrummer123 Před rokem +5

    28:13 Yes, Ryan - you can have another minute with me

  • @UncleSheoTV
    @UncleSheoTV Před rokem +21

    That was a “REEEEE” with chest, well done Tom 01:08:11

    • @Leadehh
      @Leadehh Před rokem +3

      I live for these reeeeees

  • @Big.Joe.Grizzly
    @Big.Joe.Grizzly Před rokem +5

    ryannnn ryannnnnnnnn rryyyaaannnnnnnnn

  • @TheLlamaKid
    @TheLlamaKid Před rokem +4

    Ryan needs to be on every week

  • @autonomica
    @autonomica Před rokem +8

    Ryan is a national treasure

  • @aaronpalmer4997
    @aaronpalmer4997 Před rokem +2

    My favourite part of this episode is at 37:53 when Tom slightly chokes on his words, don’t know why it made me laugh so much

  • @Only_Oliver
    @Only_Oliver Před rokem +3

    First time listening to this episode I was at work. During Maxi's taxis the person I was working next to asked me if I was ok because I was crying (with laughter) Please keep Maxi's taxis and make it a part of every episode

  • @billkinard9570
    @billkinard9570 Před rokem +5

    Looney, Looney! Wednesday is now my favorite day of the week! Up the STP!

  • @stateofmind91
    @stateofmind91 Před rokem +3

    I'm liking the variety of Max's new segments.

  • @sammyg679
    @sammyg679 Před rokem +7

    Absolutely love this boys! May it continue to the far future! 💯

  • @joshuabarns4763
    @joshuabarns4763 Před rokem +3

    Happy to see Stephen play Brian’s mum (life of Brian ) when speed dating Ryan

  • @TheeEnglishKnight
    @TheeEnglishKnight Před 3 měsíci

    the entire glove bit ffs 😂 and ryans confusion with the word 'luck' . i didnt even know southerners said the 2 words differently

  • @quentinball7828
    @quentinball7828 Před rokem +2

    My investigation is ongoing 🔍 Looney I’m onto you

  • @TheLlamaKid
    @TheLlamaKid Před rokem

    One of the best episodes

  • @Jayden-we2on
    @Jayden-we2on Před rokem +5

    The best podcast in the uk!

  • @nathankay-doney2143
    @nathankay-doney2143 Před rokem +3

    Not usually a massive fan of Max’s style of segment. (I’m assuming they’re purposely ironically bad? Who knows.) Max’s Taxi’s however? Golden.
    All hail Ryan.

  • @shahhaque5242
    @shahhaque5242 Před rokem +6

    0:12 great start to the podcast stephen

  • @philjohnston9889
    @philjohnston9889 Před rokem +29

    Dave is often called the dumbest on this podcast but I’m sorry that poor lad is getting that label when clearly Ryan holds that proud title 😂 the man never knows what is going on/ what they are talking about and gets stuff constantly wrong 😂 still love you though RYYYAANNN! 😘

  • @SorareJosh
    @SorareJosh Před rokem +3

    best podcast ever

  • @jasonmw1471
    @jasonmw1471 Před rokem +9

    Speed dating Ryan's mum should be next episode ™️🚀

  • @slippy3429
    @slippy3429 Před rokem +2

    After listening to speed dating, I couldn’t wait to see it

  • @Vegetabawz
    @Vegetabawz Před 11 měsíci

    "Mandem needs a price check"
    Max is a gem of a human.

  • @lucasdurand428
    @lucasdurand428 Před rokem +1

    I won't lie max completely fooled me with the glove bit. Was about to write a complaint 😂

  • @sammyg679
    @sammyg679 Před rokem +3

    Funniest blind dating ever 😂😂😂

  • @Mitchell4691
    @Mitchell4691 Před rokem +1

    Ryan's hair looks really good in this episode ;)

  • @diegoforlan2324
    @diegoforlan2324 Před rokem

    1:17:40 awww so sweet how looney is concerned about Ryan getting to work on time

  • @lt8599
    @lt8599 Před rokem +1

    Looney the icon had to make the poddy his own with that catwalk entrance the sexy man

  • @reubennewyorkknicks8191
    @reubennewyorkknicks8191 Před rokem +6

    Hello Stephen lad

  • @danieljones6072
    @danieljones6072 Před rokem +7

    Is Erin out the picture?? 😭

  • @coysking9646
    @coysking9646 Před rokem +4

    I may be the first (and last ever) person to comment this but… RYAN! RYAN! RYAN!

  • @Euan17
    @Euan17 Před rokem +5

    We love you Stephen, WE DO 🥵🔥

  • @veesvoyages
    @veesvoyages Před rokem +1

    Can't lie, Ryan had decent game during that speed dating

  • @fishstar2974
    @fishstar2974 Před rokem +4

    Sydney sausage needs a return
    "Have you got kids?
    Boy or girl?
    Both
    Oh boy and a girl
    No only one " 🤣🤣🤣obviously paraphrasing

  • @user-je3ix2nu7l
    @user-je3ix2nu7l Před rokem +1

    was a bit confused that it was only stephen on at the start

  • @Mechrissyg
    @Mechrissyg Před rokem +1

    RYAAAAN!!! RYAAAAN!!!

  • @benphillips1149
    @benphillips1149 Před rokem +6

    Can you get ryan to wear his beanie again? His forehead looks unstable.
    Thanks.

  • @macca696
    @macca696 Před 7 měsíci

    Stevie wonder would complete a crossword with more accuracy than Ryan's speed dating answers

  • @ethanstorey5007
    @ethanstorey5007 Před rokem +1

    Sounds like Brians Mam off Life of Brian

  • @jamez477
    @jamez477 Před rokem +1

    Why was Ann Tique undercover as Sydney Sausage....?

  • @KateFromingsAuthor
    @KateFromingsAuthor Před rokem +1

    Who else likes the new video before the intro's over? I don't care what they're going to talk about, STP deserves a 'like' just for getting me excited in the morning. Not in that way you dirty-minded little man.... Maybe a bit in that way

  • @tomfox541
    @tomfox541 Před rokem +1

    fucking great when that dave fella aint there

  • @harrykelly1890
    @harrykelly1890 Před rokem +1

    genuinely feel sorry for Ryan now

  • @hamishcraig5178
    @hamishcraig5178 Před rokem +1

    Damn, Sidney Sausage got me acting up. Who's got her @?

  • @tullzz2
    @tullzz2 Před rokem

    Top 100 already I’m smellin big things. The states are talkin

  • @flip7139
    @flip7139 Před rokem +1

    Looney Tom shops at charity shops? He’s never mentioned this before…

  • @bangandthedirtisgone5536

    That’s the Tom looney I know

  • @arjunsrinath8464
    @arjunsrinath8464 Před rokem +3

    32:25

  • @QuellTheHeresy
    @QuellTheHeresy Před rokem +1

    Watching as all of you slowly lose your sanity

  • @MrAshbo93
    @MrAshbo93 Před rokem

    Nice

  • @jasonmw1471
    @jasonmw1471 Před rokem +1

    Why don't you set up Ryan's Facebook dating profile basically same as tinder but getting him banned from fb would be funny 👌

  • @harveygibb4734
    @harveygibb4734 Před rokem +3

    Alright stephen, by any chance do you have Sidney Sausage’s number? Asking for a friend. I promise

  • @aaronmoorhouse6107
    @aaronmoorhouse6107 Před rokem +2

    this is the best but worst podcast in existence. I have an unhealthy Addiction to it watching this shit lol

  • @joelg10605
    @joelg10605 Před rokem +2

    I miss wax max

  • @user-hh5cv1mp7r
    @user-hh5cv1mp7r Před 11 měsíci

    32:00

  • @nothinbutgood
    @nothinbutgood Před rokem +1

    Didn’t like max stealing looneys spotlight with the news

  • @hayweb866
    @hayweb866 Před rokem +1

    0.07seconds > Jim Mooney has lost some weight xxx

  • @jamesnuttall2614
    @jamesnuttall2614 Před rokem +1

    Max wheezes at 32:27, it deffo needs to go in some sort of hall of fame because that sound is sexual

  • @mattytooby
    @mattytooby Před rokem +1

    Ryan again, gonna have to drown him out with some elevator music

    • @brendancarey2875
      @brendancarey2875 Před rokem

      Could be worse.
      Could be Dave.

    • @mattytooby
      @mattytooby Před rokem +1

      Perfer Dave tbh his laugh actually brings something to it. That being his laugh

    • @brendancarey2875
      @brendancarey2875 Před rokem

      @@mattytooby
      His laugh gives me the heebie jeebies. Shiver down my spine 😅
      Like marmite I suppose. Either love it or hate it.

    • @mattytooby
      @mattytooby Před rokem

      Ye that’s fair enough mate I guess 😂 good analogy

    • @nathankay-doney2143
      @nathankay-doney2143 Před rokem

      Uncultured swine. Ryan is my hero.

  • @stateofmind91
    @stateofmind91 Před rokem +1

    Ryan's forehead is looking particularly shiny this week.

  • @EmoTurtle9521
    @EmoTurtle9521 Před rokem +1

    Damn, female looney gonna make me act up

  • @ZsiZsiSzabad
    @ZsiZsiSzabad Před rokem

    This video should be edited to start at 6:35

  • @TKM12
    @TKM12 Před rokem

    Ayyy

  • @United_Wings
    @United_Wings Před rokem

    W

  • @zacgray4278
    @zacgray4278 Před rokem

    the tate fans were so annoying on your most recent vid

  • @reubennewyorkknicks8191
    @reubennewyorkknicks8191 Před rokem +2

    First comment

  • @DK-tt1zt
    @DK-tt1zt Před rokem

    Queen's jubilee cost £28 million? So that's 42 pence per person in taxes, what would you do with the extra 42p Stephen?

    • @mattiegale
      @mattiegale Před rokem +4

      not really, not everyone in the uk pays tax

    • @BC-rx9iz
      @BC-rx9iz Před rokem +2

      I might be pointing out the obvious, but people pay different rates too 😂

  • @Akshat-zw9gr
    @Akshat-zw9gr Před rokem

    man please get ryan off, he's not needed every episode

    • @Akshat-zw9gr
      @Akshat-zw9gr Před rokem

      bring in dave instead please

    • @foreverseongnam
      @foreverseongnam Před rokem +1

      @@Akshat-zw9gr dave makes the podcasts unbearable with his caveman voice and laugh, i cannot listen to any episodes with him. at least Ryan has a normal voice