The Haircut From Hell | S3EP22

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  • čas přidán 28. 06. 2022
  • This week we're talking about police, parenting and pulling in Ibiza. We are also joined by the 2nd best Elvis impersonator in the world
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    Starring
    Ryan Lock - / ryan_lock22
    Tom Cooney - / tom_cooney90
    Max Smith - / gongwe
    and myself - / stephentries
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Komentáře • 106

  • @StephenTriesPodcast
    @StephenTriesPodcast  Před rokem +87

    i hope you enjoy the pod, we won't have one next week so make the most of this bad boy x

    • @hernancarrizales6952
      @hernancarrizales6952 Před rokem +1

      Nooooooo

    • @JayAngles1986
      @JayAngles1986 Před rokem +14

      Gutted but you lads deserve a break, have a good holiday and look forward to hearing how Ryan does, secret recordings and audio welcome for two weeks time

    • @Nahtan123
      @Nahtan123 Před rokem +5

      Just get Ryan to do it on his own mate he's well good at talkin is big man

    • @alfiegreco6020
      @alfiegreco6020 Před rokem

      @@hernancarrizales6952 i I’ll o bbbi vvd SBC mcpm jug z

    • @liam33222
      @liam33222 Před rokem

      Update the playlist please and thanks

  • @joelg10605
    @joelg10605 Před rokem +167

    20 seconds in and Ryan’s admitted to serial killing animals

    • @purpleaki933
      @purpleaki933 Před rokem +12

      I thought this was common knowledge. youve obviously not heard the tragic story of his cats gruesome death

  • @potassiumboron
    @potassiumboron Před rokem +66

    Max Smith is GENUINELY my hero and inspiration. Top bloke.

    • @joef6225
      @joef6225 Před rokem

      yeah but he’s fat isn’t he

  • @nathankay-doney2143
    @nathankay-doney2143 Před rokem +41

    Ryan is the gift that keeps on giving. Never change, young king.

  • @Canalman
    @Canalman Před rokem +104

    Ryan introducing himself at the club is probably the most I've laughed all month

    • @MattRobson1
      @MattRobson1 Před rokem +15

      "I'M FROM WYCOMBE BUT I LIVE IN THE NORTH"

    • @scottishtaco0335
      @scottishtaco0335 Před rokem +8

      When Stephen called him “Feo” it must have gave Max “Gordo Gordo” flashbacks lol

    • @wilbo1086
      @wilbo1086 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@MattRobson1😊😊

  • @MattRobson1
    @MattRobson1 Před rokem +89

    Every Wednesday I click on the new podcast with my eyes, fingers, toes, arms and legs crossed that Ryan’s beautiful forehead will appear and my superstitious ways never seem to fail me. Love you Ryan 😘

    • @domyoung8473
      @domyoung8473 Před rokem +5

      Even when he isn’t there you can still see his forehead

    • @MattRobson1
      @MattRobson1 Před rokem

      @@domyoung8473 so so true Dominic

  • @jamesrooke3053
    @jamesrooke3053 Před rokem +39

    Keep this lineup always, love Dave but only on specials. RYAAANNNN

  • @bigkeith4336
    @bigkeith4336 Před rokem +25

    Ryaaaaaan is the glue that keeps this podcast together. True pioneer. Dave Cam Joe and that other lad who someone drives about in the sketches are only welcome back on specials.

  • @rubyfairfield2402
    @rubyfairfield2402 Před rokem +28

    i'm worried about how attracted i am to ryan this episode, that little uniform can make a comeback anytime

  • @leahthirling3388
    @leahthirling3388 Před rokem +26

    The rolled up sleeves, the uniform and the massive forehead, god forbid this podcast has me simping for Ryan Locke 🫣

  • @rmk7236
    @rmk7236 Před rokem +6

    Ryan as Elvis = Top 10 moment.

  • @BOYNY_BHOY
    @BOYNY_BHOY Před rokem +16

    😂😂I’m dying with tears first time in a long time😂when Stephen tells Ryan to get out for absolutely nothing👍🏻Top notch boys as usual😎.

  • @JamesJohnson-ek5lk
    @JamesJohnson-ek5lk Před rokem +18

    There better be a sending off special for Looney

  • @Stannyhand
    @Stannyhand Před rokem +9

    Max’s prank calls are AMAZING.

  • @dandyb513
    @dandyb513 Před rokem +6

    39:48 Ryan's proctologist was so supportive, during the exam he put both hands on Ryan's shoulders to reassure him

  • @lukekingsland5851
    @lukekingsland5851 Před rokem +6

    - Can't act for Toffee, + Will act for Toffee was absolute genius

  • @harveygibb4734
    @harveygibb4734 Před rokem +12

    I never thought there would be a song which trumped ‘Handjob on the Open Road.’ However, ‘Say Hello to my Little Fishies’ is nothing short of a masterpiece, and I will now listen to nothing else until my demise.

  • @jack6637
    @jack6637 Před rokem +5

    The things I’d do to see some classic Ryan Locke game being dropped in Ibiza

  • @stateofmind91
    @stateofmind91 Před rokem +7

    Single women of Ibiza watch out for a freshly shaven Ryan Lock on the prowl... lock up your daughters... and cats.

  • @jamesgillespie9404
    @jamesgillespie9404 Před rokem +7

    What episode was the first appearance of "oi, did you hear what that Looney bloke just said?"
    I have no idea how I used to survive without his grand scoops

    • @MattRobson1
      @MattRobson1 Před rokem +2

      like series 2 episode 36/37

    • @jamesgillespie9404
      @jamesgillespie9404 Před rokem +1

      @@MattRobson1 you're right, it's from episode 37 'how Max became an athlete", I'd been looking through season 3 episodes, thanks!

  • @legster983
    @legster983 Před rokem +2

    Again an hilarious podcast!! X thanks lads

  • @johnnyfr1906
    @johnnyfr1906 Před rokem +9

    Is that theGongwe from twitch?

  • @benzwatts03
    @benzwatts03 Před rokem +3

    Max’s “Quarterback” quip made me nearly choke on my orange juice, Max nearly ruined my brekkie and thus should be punished. Reee

  • @lucyjackson648
    @lucyjackson648 Před rokem +3

    Ahahaha me and my mum watch the podcast together and she cries in laughter at the the little scenarios especially with Ryan 😭🤣🤣

  • @taruncampling2177
    @taruncampling2177 Před rokem +2

    8:30 “visual” tends to be how everyone watches things ryan

  • @SadieCameron
    @SadieCameron Před rokem +3

    48:06 best acting I've seen from Ryan in a LOOOONNNNGGGG time

  • @gamershdlb
    @gamershdlb Před rokem +4

    fuck the view count keep these coming after the break we all love it. big up bolton

  • @fishstar2974
    @fishstar2974 Před rokem +2

    Ryan's on top form the gurn was impeccable

  • @stateofmind91
    @stateofmind91 Před rokem +2

    Having a salad and beer and watching this in honour of our hero Mr Lock.

  • @N7CKH7LL
    @N7CKH7LL Před rokem +2

    Ryan’s Writing should be a new segment of him writing his jokes, so bad it’s good. RYAN!

  • @hayweb866
    @hayweb866 Před rokem +2

    I regularly say ‘great call back’ to my partner who has zero idea what I’m on about

  • @lucaspipe3629
    @lucaspipe3629 Před rokem +1

    Why do I feel like the top 10 best moments are just gonna be all Ryan

  • @Mudpluggs
    @Mudpluggs Před rokem +2

    howdy looney, if you're headed over to Vietnam make a stop in Thailand - im a manchester lad living here and it's a bloody belter - if you require a translator gizzaholla

  • @delthafunky333
    @delthafunky333 Před rokem +1

    can we please get a compilation of purely clips of Tom looneys celebrity gossip it's honestly addictive

  • @TheLlamaKid
    @TheLlamaKid Před rokem +2

    Best podcast out there

  • @Boris_20
    @Boris_20 Před rokem +8

    Only came here to see the haircut lol

    • @hugoholm5182
      @hugoholm5182 Před rokem +1

      Same, thought it was going to be worse tbh

  • @FAVAHORNET
    @FAVAHORNET Před rokem +10

    Your trim looks decent tbh Ryan I dont know why it was even made a deal of

  • @Euan17
    @Euan17 Před rokem +3

    We love you Stephen, WE DO!! 🥵🔥

  • @gdidj019
    @gdidj019 Před rokem +5

    Message for Max the myth Smith, keep up the weight loss work fella, you can catch flies with honey, but will catch more honey’s being fly

  • @reubennewyorkknicks8191
    @reubennewyorkknicks8191 Před rokem +1

    Another banger

  • @InUndertow
    @InUndertow Před rokem +1

    Well done on the weight loss Max x

  • @benjrokeefe
    @benjrokeefe Před rokem +2

    Stephen says that uncles have gotten a bad rap as if he isn't the one peddling them

  • @AJ_1199
    @AJ_1199 Před rokem +3

    The police uniform really complements Ryan’s forehead

  • @Mechrissyg
    @Mechrissyg Před rokem +1

    RYAAAAN!!! RYAAAAN!!!

  • @eeeeeee3245
    @eeeeeee3245 Před rokem

    give us a max tom cam and joe pod next week

  • @hdetail
    @hdetail Před rokem +1

    As someone apart of the pompey massive I appreciated maxi's Taxi's

  • @wemoveforward6413
    @wemoveforward6413 Před rokem

    Ryan is class. Love how fucking mental he is.

  • @willmuirr
    @willmuirr Před rokem +4

    Petition to get Looney's flight cancelled indefintely.

  • @oioisesh1318
    @oioisesh1318 Před rokem +1

    Max Smith is a national treasure. Get him on soccer aid id actually watch it then.

  • @Philbon
    @Philbon Před rokem +1

    Long live the STP

  • @apc9681
    @apc9681 Před rokem

    Aqua cars, George and Dragon and Buckland on the Stepehen Tries podcast, Pompey’s massive

  • @thomaslancaster3283
    @thomaslancaster3283 Před rokem +5

    Really getting a nice character arch with ryan, worried it could go a bit eastenders though.

  • @diegoforlan2324
    @diegoforlan2324 Před rokem +2

    tom is going vietnam though :((( i'm sad can he zoom in from there

  • @ellie848m
    @ellie848m Před rokem +2

    I’m sorry but Ryan in a police uniform 😳😳….. I’m disappointed In my self.
    I love max, he’s top tier.
    Tom’s like that emo kid you can’t hate.

  • @KrenzyHD
    @KrenzyHD Před rokem +3

    Used your Beer52 affiliate link and got the free case as a Fathers Day present, ty Stephen x

  • @fishstar2974
    @fishstar2974 Před rokem +1

    YEEEEE BWOI

  • @mcchazzamixtape6322
    @mcchazzamixtape6322 Před rokem +2

    Very upset that when Ryan was asked what he wanted to change his name to, he didn’t say pad

  • @thomasv-r4357
    @thomasv-r4357 Před rokem +1

    Ryaaan ryaaan top bloke

  • @stateofmind91
    @stateofmind91 Před rokem +4

    What did you do for fathers day Ryan?
    - Nothing mate I'm not a Dad
    No but you have one...
    - Oh yeah
    Bless him

  • @mooncake1754
    @mooncake1754 Před rokem +2

    Just another comment simping for Ryan ✌❤

  • @tomfox541
    @tomfox541 Před rokem +2

    if ryan shaved his head he'd look like fucking callums corner

  • @florencemaynard3508
    @florencemaynard3508 Před rokem +2

    ❤️❤️

  • @daisyc4673
    @daisyc4673 Před rokem +2

    week after next guest: noah fence

  • @coreymorgan5709
    @coreymorgan5709 Před rokem +1

    I'd like to multiply the size of Ryan's forehead, so I don't need to buy a 70" inch TV

  • @seth.gravity
    @seth.gravity Před rokem

    All I can do is look at Maxs mic

  • @Liam1706.
    @Liam1706. Před rokem +1

    Ryan should try growing his facial hair out.

  • @shahhaque5242
    @shahhaque5242 Před rokem +2

    38:28 i am pretty sure tom you can have cysts for longer than that and not even notice it. my dad had a cyst for two years without him noticing it when his head started to make him feel nauseated and sick we had him treated in 2015 and since then he has been recovering well...

  • @barneychislett2818
    @barneychislett2818 Před rokem +1

    Go fund me to get ryan a hair transplant?? He's suffered significant loss and that's a charitable cause we can all back.

  • @amoghsawhney
    @amoghsawhney Před 3 měsíci

    48:45

  • @morganhearne6526
    @morganhearne6526 Před rokem +3

    Ryan just shave it off lad, I did and I look like the boy in stripe pyjamas, Pretty cool if you ask me.

    • @fishstar2974
      @fishstar2974 Před rokem

      Hope you have an ending as happy as the young boy

  • @TheLlamaKid
    @TheLlamaKid Před rokem +1

    Where is Dave?

  • @xtomtom17
    @xtomtom17 Před rokem

    If Tom was a colour he’d be beige

  • @amoghsawhney
    @amoghsawhney Před 3 měsíci

    Elvis Locke>>>>>

  • @bmofano
    @bmofano Před rokem

    When Howard Brown is less woke than you

  • @dancooling2851
    @dancooling2851 Před rokem +1

    That forehead is the problem the trims not that bad

  • @tentaviahernandez4359
    @tentaviahernandez4359 Před rokem +1

    If I see another American guest with biodegradable hair I’m going cause a ruck. I miss Dave’s cute lil face :(

  • @sonnyriddell8111
    @sonnyriddell8111 Před rokem

    great episode boys but i miss dave :(

  • @fabiocattaneo2297
    @fabiocattaneo2297 Před rokem

    promosm

  • @devonhudson5461
    @devonhudson5461 Před rokem +1

    Ryan try’s as hard as he can to be funny and is still the least gunny