Louis C.K.- Nosy Neighbor Extended (Deleted Scenes)

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  • čas přidán 3. 11. 2013
  • The HBO version cut out the end of this joke, which to me was the major punchline of it. Seeing how no one has uploaded it, I figured I would. This is not mine by any means. All rights belong to Louis C.K. Support him by purchasing the special from his website www.louisck.com. It's dirt cheap
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Komentáře • 621

  • @TexasTrojanPony
    @TexasTrojanPony Před 10 lety +1593

    "A confrontation where I'm not wrong"
    My favorite kind.

    • @langtryvlogme
      @langtryvlogme Před 3 lety +7

      The only ones I engage in*

    • @kasrakhatir
      @kasrakhatir Před 3 lety +6

      I have one once or twice a month. Best feeling ever

    • @Fortunecookeee
      @Fortunecookeee Před 3 lety

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    • @sangeovr
      @sangeovr Před 2 lety

      Same

    • @igormachado2194
      @igormachado2194 Před 2 lety

      I mean, it's not exactly rare... But when you're sure, though

  • @danieljellers
    @danieljellers Před 3 lety +925

    "Because I don't have to tell you anything ever." Perfect.

    • @celeste1324
      @celeste1324 Před 3 lety +10

      So real....u gotta respect it

    • @Vote_By_Mail
      @Vote_By_Mail Před 3 lety +6

      It was funny but I can't stand people like this irl. I would calmly say "Let me rephrase... I'd like to understand why you lied to me a moment ago when I asked you if you lived here?"

    • @jaredfla
      @jaredfla Před 3 lety +26

      @@Vote_By_Mail so you're like the guy that told the doorman in the story lol. You don't understand that nobody has to talk to you, ever lol. Even if you rephrased to what you suggested you'd probably get an f.u.

    • @Vote_By_Mail
      @Vote_By_Mail Před 3 lety +3

      @@jaredfla I realize that. That's why I rephrased it as "Why did you lie to me?" Lmk if I need to explain further...

    • @jaredfla
      @jaredfla Před 3 lety +18

      @@Vote_By_Mail holy shit. Nobody is going to answer that either. What don't you understand?

  • @drewescobar2
    @drewescobar2 Před 4 lety +1471

    His transitions from joke to joke are honestly unbelievable

    • @consarge
      @consarge Před 4 lety +102

      he’s mastered the ability to tell his jokes “casually” as if he’s just shooting the shit with the audience but he’s memorized every single word and how he’ll approach the tone of those words. it’s amazing.

    • @wolfm8097
      @wolfm8097 Před 3 lety +30

      He’s also really good at testing the crowds responses; he’ll pause but it’s so subtle he decides whether to go along with the whole bit or transition

    • @Zargabaath
      @Zargabaath Před 3 lety +11

      His transitions from career to no career was honestly unbelievable too. Lmfao.

    • @MaxiMachine
      @MaxiMachine Před 3 lety +31

      @@Zargabaath lmfao I don't know about that, dude just dropped his best special yet.

    • @juhumamamam3768
      @juhumamamam3768 Před 3 lety +7

      you should watch daniel tosh back in the day.. THAT was unbelievable.

  • @fateriddle14
    @fateriddle14 Před 4 lety +941

    Extended? More like a short version. The best part comes after that, where he admitted the whole thing is imagination and his neighbor is actually "the nicest guy".

    • @DavidGamero
      @DavidGamero Před 3 lety +6

      not the best part but i like it too, still good it was cut out though

    • @rembo96
      @rembo96 Před 3 lety +69

      For me this ending is what makes this joke genius

    • @joephones6441
      @joephones6441 Před 3 lety +8

      trust me this did happen, i’ve been in that building

    • @brianderhen9392
      @brianderhen9392 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes, I was trying to remember the extra last part. Where is it?

    • @justinmagno1994
      @justinmagno1994 Před 2 lety +8

      Hate click bait titles. Wish this comment was higher up

  • @Vennillion
    @Vennillion Před 4 lety +178

    "Making people not be places" man the way he construct his jokes is just hilarious

  • @Fallen608
    @Fallen608 Před 2 lety +55

    Probably the most relatable feeling "Oh yes please come over and be wrong". Yesss. This nourishes me.

  • @P51
    @P51 Před 10 lety +488

    Louie, one of the pillars of society. We could use a lot more like him.

  • @codinginflow
    @codinginflow Před 3 lety +904

    I didn't know this guy a week ago and now he's already my favorite comedian besides Bill Burr

    • @willkoestner4159
      @willkoestner4159 Před 3 lety +57

      Hes really fun to listen to. Hope you have a great time. His stand up is top shelf shit. His show "Louie" is crazy good. Like art good. And if you ever get depressed and think " ehh, why not double down on that shit", you gotta check out Horace and Pete.

    • @nothanks3980
      @nothanks3980 Před 3 lety +52

      how have you never heard of louis ck??
      edit: oh you’re not american i get it

    • @codinginflow
      @codinginflow Před 3 lety +31

      @@nothanks3980 Right, I'm from Germany 👍

    • @trevorfreund4110
      @trevorfreund4110 Před 3 lety +14

      my 2 favorite comedians easily

    • @eylonemuskson4177
      @eylonemuskson4177 Před 3 lety +3

      @@trevorfreund4110 Yeahp completely agree.

  • @louis-philippelavoie6929
    @louis-philippelavoie6929 Před 4 lety +186

    I had to stop at
    piss on me FOREVER
    im crying hes that good

  • @maureenw7553
    @maureenw7553 Před 2 lety +12

    This never gets old. Come back Louis

    • @larsonfamilyhouse
      @larsonfamilyhouse Před 2 lety

      Everybody watch Horace and Pete on Hulu so they put more of his stuff on there

  • @FukUrUsernameRules
    @FukUrUsernameRules Před rokem +11

    The real deleted scene is actually after this, when Louis admits the entire confrontation only happened in his own head and the true story is that the guy came up to him and introduced himself and is actually a super nice guy named George!

    • @vivavaldez87
      @vivavaldez87 Před rokem

      Yup

    • @far2ez539
      @far2ez539 Před rokem

      I get the feeling that that part was scrapped and reworked into the bit about "How you like them apples?" The punchline is roughly identical: about someone who tells a story where they are cheesily "the hero" specifically because it was entirely made up by them.

  • @dilach41
    @dilach41 Před 3 lety +103

    Chapelle, Burr, and Louis. Thats the top of the pyramid

  • @lemartin93
    @lemartin93 Před 7 lety +901

    you cut out the punchline !!

    • @1091Floyd21
      @1091Floyd21 Před 4 lety +1

      what was it?

    • @mostafalking2034
      @mostafalking2034 Před 4 lety +182

      @@1091Floyd21 that it never happened and that dude was actually his favourite neighbor, the way he said it tho it's hilarious

    • @mostafalking2034
      @mostafalking2034 Před 4 lety +81

      @Jakson McLane no it was hilarious, it's the way he said it lol, like he doesn't give a shit

    • @MrProthall
      @MrProthall Před 4 lety +71

      @Jakson McLane Because Comedians are known for their stories to be entirely true, always. LOL

    • @shinygoomy2460
      @shinygoomy2460 Před 4 lety +42

      @Jakson McLane The way he said it was perfect, trust me. He completely turns the joke around and makes it into a masterpiece.

  • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
    @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 Před 2 lety +3

    “Yeeeesss, I’ll get started right awaaaaay!!!”

  • @hplovecraftmacncheese
    @hplovecraftmacncheese Před 10 měsíci +3

    I always forget how funny his bits are. I watch them again from time to time, and it's just amazing.

  • @samfilmkid
    @samfilmkid Před 10 lety +190

    there's even more to this! i saw him live last January and he tells the audience what REALLY happened: The guy came over and asked if he was new to the building and Louis said yes and he said "Oh welcome!" he was SO nice! And to this day he's one of Louis's best friends!

    • @Programentalist
      @Programentalist Před 10 lety +47

      Exactly, the whole story is made up. I was thinking that was the cut out part. Why upload an "extended" version and still cut parts out?

    • @Jonathan111889
      @Jonathan111889  Před 10 lety +45

      Programentalist so people can bitch about free content which they had to put no effort in to uploading or providing

    • @Programentalist
      @Programentalist Před 10 lety +156

      Jonathan Mitchell
      Free content, did you mean this stolen content that is not free and not yours to upload perhaps? In any case the whole 30 seconds (wow, such effort you made) it took to edit this would have been exactly as much effort if you'd uploaded the whole part, instead of cutting out a few seconds randomly from a four+ minute clip you call "extended".

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci Před 6 lety +1

      I like this joke

    • @resultsocialmedia
      @resultsocialmedia Před 4 lety +3

      Yes... it was his neighbor George. Its his favorite person. This was a really funny bit.

  • @ckblocker
    @ckblocker Před 10 lety +10

    Thanks for posting, it's always great to see new/unreleased Louis stand up

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 Před 2 lety +1

      Watch his oh my god special you’re missing out

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. Před 6 lety +73

    The true uncut version I saw was from a different recording where he reveals this is actually a fabrication and he’s friendly with this guy and he totally didn’t confront Louie about anything. I think it makes it even funnier

    • @Rob-mt3df
      @Rob-mt3df Před 3 lety +7

      I saw a version where he says the guy wasn't even real, the whole thing is made up. "And also he doesn't exist. I just made it up because it was funny" with deadpan delivery. I'm looking for that

    • @sebastianrutkowski7316
      @sebastianrutkowski7316 Před 2 lety

      coming up with a story hilarious as this is true comedic genius.

    • @lukess.s
      @lukess.s Před 2 lety +1

      It's the same recording; the loser who uploaded this clip just decided to cut it out

    • @daniel38375
      @daniel38375 Před rokem

      @@lukess.s "the loser"

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 Před rokem

      Its like when he opens one of his specials - "i was in this place the other day, doesn't matter where because i'm lying" lol it was something like that anyway.

  • @ZurSacheBitte
    @ZurSacheBitte Před 3 lety +5

    I just recently discovered Louis C K. Now I have 30 years to catch up.

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 Před 2 lety

      You’re so lucky

  • @jakemartin4305
    @jakemartin4305 Před 3 lety +19

    Love this joke every time I pass by a nice hotel I think of this story 😁

  • @katleigh5434
    @katleigh5434 Před 3 lety +10

    Louis ck nothing but the best!

  • @bumsergeant
    @bumsergeant Před 2 lety +8

    “…anyway so I had one of those in my courtyard” so subtle yet so effective lmao

  • @michaelvonwolvenhause7863

    That is what a Comedian is right there... create a uncomfortable situation, and pounce on it! Classic.

  • @oiddio69
    @oiddio69 Před 3 lety +5

    One of the best comedians.

  • @PoPMichalpl9
    @PoPMichalpl9 Před 2 lety +3

    This one of the most satysfying things I've ever watched😂

  • @amyleedenn7148
    @amyleedenn7148 Před 4 lety +4

    This is one of my FAVOURITE LOUIS gold

  • @MrErik052005
    @MrErik052005 Před 2 lety +15

    Actually, the extended version has Louis CK admit he made the story up in his head and his neighbor is a great guy.

    • @ModeratelyAmused
      @ModeratelyAmused Před rokem +3

      Yeah I hate that people are seeing this and thinking it's some kind of righteous virtue signaling. All these people are getting the wrong impression of this bit.

    • @joink25
      @joink25 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Which to me was the funniest part of the joke. I saw him do it live before the special. I waited for him to admit it was all in his head and the audience to start roaring, and it never came!!!

    • @MrErik052005
      @MrErik052005 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@joink25 aww that’s disappointing. I would have been waiting too. I think CK likes to test what works and doesn’t on the audience. So he switches the punchline up. Another good example is he tells a joke about him being on an airplane. The passengers learn Wi-Fi is free. But it’s down so no Wi-Fi. His joke is the guy next to him starts to whine. CK then talks about how entitled the guy is. That he is disappointed about something he JUST learned about. Anyways, in another interview, CK talks tells the same joke. But this time, at the end of his story, he admits he was the disappointed passenger. It was him the whole time.

  • @bnpzarie9511
    @bnpzarie9511 Před 6 lety +41

    4:25 making people not be places

  • @Liartar
    @Liartar Před 10 lety +10

    thanks man. I watched it and bought the extended version.

  • @jaironator80
    @jaironator80 Před 3 lety +41

    Loved the final sentence: "I make more than you, I just DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MYSELF".
    That is the key to peace of mind and unshakable happiness!!

  • @stevenburton4966
    @stevenburton4966 Před 3 lety +9

    This is one of the best bits in the world. Louis has a few of them actually and this is one of them.

  •  Před 4 lety +1

    Guy is a genuine Artist, folks. We need him.

  • @johnouellet4099
    @johnouellet4099 Před 2 lety +6

    I just laughed myself out of breath

  • @FABIOLINDOCC
    @FABIOLINDOCC Před 4 lety +13

    Really great performance from him right here. He's got the jokes but usually doesn't perform to this level. He just nailed it 100% 🙌🏼

    • @mbwhly
      @mbwhly Před 4 lety +7

      fabio costa Are you new? He’s been performing like this for years and quite often much better than this.

  • @adamthobajr8597
    @adamthobajr8597 Před 4 lety +21

    4:08 Good Louis CK *never let private citizens act as authority*

    • @minbari73
      @minbari73 Před 2 lety

      especially when a woman is being rap-ed or a child is being abducted.

  • @henrifischer1119
    @henrifischer1119 Před rokem +1

    more intelligent than it looks. He has become one of the best.

  • @yoe91
    @yoe91 Před rokem +1

    this is soooooooo funny. I keep coming back to it, just as excited as the last time, if not more.

  • @stefanialaspalmas9773
    @stefanialaspalmas9773 Před rokem +2

    This is pure comedy genius

  • @nagarajangunasekaran8144
    @nagarajangunasekaran8144 Před 3 lety +3

    Looks like 446 sculptors have disliked this video..😂

  • @CarlLeo0015
    @CarlLeo0015 Před 4 lety +3

    I miss this guy please come back

  • @guy936
    @guy936 Před rokem +7

    "It's like I had invented a new way to hurt somebody's feelings"

  • @perpetual_bias
    @perpetual_bias Před 2 lety +6

    there's no deleted scene here. move along if you've seen this -_-

  • @Rael39
    @Rael39 Před 3 lety +3

    Come home Louis. We miss you.

  • @spockboy
    @spockboy Před 2 lety +2

    Thanks Louis. Needed a laugh today. : )

  • @i_am_not_stupid_8953
    @i_am_not_stupid_8953 Před 6 lety +127

    "(Deleted Scenes)"???

    • @joaquinbartsch4325
      @joaquinbartsch4325 Před 6 lety +22

      clickbait

    • @JeffFreemanPresents
      @JeffFreemanPresents Před 4 lety +3

      Joaquín Bartsch Well it was worth the click

    • @PikkaBird
      @PikkaBird Před 4 lety +9

      Funnily, this video has had the end deleted...

    • @rufugjuega5364
      @rufugjuega5364 Před 4 lety +1

      This is the extended version of the hbo special, it’s a thing, look it up.

    • @Absurdword
      @Absurdword Před 4 lety

      This was not part of the main act when he filmed live. He did he main act, and then came back out for an extra 20 or so mins of material and this was included.

  • @genuinelyjag
    @genuinelyjag Před 2 lety +3

    We all know the kind of fountains Louis would make..

  • @FatDaddyCH
    @FatDaddyCH Před 3 lety

    Excellent. Thx for posting.

  • @stan5409
    @stan5409 Před 3 měsíci

    Thanks for trying to bring back Louis.

  • @1MatchesMalone1
    @1MatchesMalone1 Před 8 lety +1

    Thanks for the upload. I did indeed enjoy this ending more.

  • @whoever_81
    @whoever_81 Před 2 lety +3

    Louis C.K. you genius bastard. A master of both the delivery and the writing.

  • @jv-lk7bc
    @jv-lk7bc Před 3 lety +1

    The call-back has been a mainstay of comedy for awhile (he did it a cpl times in this bit, like w/"favorite thing"). But in this bit (w/"food and me..") I think CK has invented the *call-forward*.

  • @kristinnetchy8473
    @kristinnetchy8473 Před 4 měsíci

    Louis is the GOAT

  • @XRandomXShinigamiX
    @XRandomXShinigamiX Před 2 lety +8

    I needed a real good laugh today and I just suddenly thought of this guy, he may have screwed over his career but I'll be damned if I thought he wasn't funny. Still cracks me up!

    • @justdev8965
      @justdev8965 Před 2 lety +2

      Wait! He* screwed his career over? Or the mad new-age morons with pitches and forks? It wasn't self inflicted as you suggest.

  • @NewKanyeFan
    @NewKanyeFan Před 9 měsíci +1

    Louis is a stand up Samurai

  • @KegOfMeat
    @KegOfMeat Před 2 lety +2

    This is fucking brilliant.

  • @markstevens1729
    @markstevens1729 Před 3 měsíci

    Louis: too f’in funny to be forgotten.

  • @Perritobonito123
    @Perritobonito123 Před 3 lety

    You're my favorite Louie. You're my idol.

  • @lukosius68
    @lukosius68 Před 4 lety +5

    " There`s food and me & whatever". Thats a killer D:)

  • @philmabarak5421
    @philmabarak5421 Před rokem

    The entire fountain description is epic too.

  • @bjornbengtsson9538
    @bjornbengtsson9538 Před 4 lety +5

    👍please comeback CK..

  • @timewithoutconsequence4611
    @timewithoutconsequence4611 Před 5 měsíci

    I was devastated when he said it wasn’t true.

  • @ericrumley8061
    @ericrumley8061 Před 7 měsíci

    I love the satisfaction he got from messing with that guy. I love how angry he made that pos.

  • @averagegardener4266
    @averagegardener4266 Před rokem +1

    I Fucking love him. How can you get through a shift at work without listening to him?¿?? Impossible!!

  • @Thurgor_Supreme
    @Thurgor_Supreme Před 3 lety +9

    "Also I make more than you. I just don't give a shit about myself" yeah, that about sums it up. Almost everyone I know is swimming in debt, trying to impress people with their phony bullshit, and I'm perfectly comfortable living like a hobo

  • @RedRedMCmusic
    @RedRedMCmusic Před 4 lety +2

    This is gold

  • @b00i00d
    @b00i00d Před 4 lety +1

    We love you Louis! :)

  • @jovangreene1129
    @jovangreene1129 Před 3 měsíci

    "That's your favorite thing that you were doing" 😂😂

  • @kenhollis6197
    @kenhollis6197 Před 2 lety +5

    I want someone to sculpt a fountain of a girl squatting and peeing, just to see what kind of reactions it would get.

  • @afterstars
    @afterstars Před 3 lety +1

    I miss him a lot

  • @efremendez
    @efremendez Před 3 lety +1

    The last line was the icing on the cake

  • @Mraidsan
    @Mraidsan Před 2 měsíci

    “I actually make more than you, I just don’t give a shit about myself” 😂 best humble brag

  • @Bronilli
    @Bronilli Před 3 lety +2

    Possibly the greatest bit of all time, I’m fuckin dead 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 Před 3 lety

      Mate, that's not even close to the best *Louis* bit of all time. It's great, yes, but oh man, do keep going.
      What Louis would do with 85 billion dollars: czcams.com/video/gO9PwbtlOIU/video.html

  • @SplendidFellow
    @SplendidFellow Před 3 lety +1

    Louie is the master of tangenting

  • @justdev8965
    @justdev8965 Před 2 lety +1

    Perfect!

  • @GHOSTrex1324
    @GHOSTrex1324 Před 4 lety

    Man i love this guy

  • @entertained9065
    @entertained9065 Před 3 lety +1

    ... and that evening that man was sitting in the audience and says to his wife, "Hey, he lives in our building. He's the nicest guy I have ever met."

  • @jimmybales5160
    @jimmybales5160 Před 2 lety +1

    his best joke

  • @royjames8295
    @royjames8295 Před 2 lety +1

    I love him so damn much!

  • @romantia8327
    @romantia8327 Před 2 lety

    When he said he makes more than the other guy. It is satisfying thing to have.

  • @emare7851
    @emare7851 Před 2 lety +2

    I actually do this all the time now. I work construction, used to build swimming pools and occasionally serviced them…sometimes I’d be in my construction clothes but had to go service a pool and customers would see me in their backyard, in my dirty construction clothes and ask “excuse me, what r u doing?” And I’d bust out the “hey man I’m just down on my luck, it’s real hot I just wanted to relax in ur pool house for a couple….days…..” and they’d just stare with the most baffled look…

  • @alaron5698
    @alaron5698 Před 2 lety

    "Aaaah, just PISSSS on me FOREVER!"

  • @investigate3_11
    @investigate3_11 Před 2 lety +1

    Holy fuck I cannot believe you just ended it there. That reveal at the end was the greatest pay-off. Fucking hell, that is frustrating.

  • @CarlLeo0015
    @CarlLeo0015 Před 3 lety

    I love this guy

  • @tomanycooks
    @tomanycooks Před 3 lety +1

    he has no shame... awesome

  • @richardzalewski7203
    @richardzalewski7203 Před 4 lety +3

    Louis CKs work is verbal music. If u ever feel like cant take it anymore. And the voices in your head are too loud. I listen to him to translate what I'm even hearing.

  • @stevelantz4460
    @stevelantz4460 Před 3 lety +2

    A good special for sure, but Chewed Up is his best ever

  • @fernandodaela
    @fernandodaela Před 4 lety

    Man, you left out the best part! This is the short cut version...

  • @ahmadfarzad5939
    @ahmadfarzad5939 Před 3 lety

    Louis COME BACK PLEASE

  • @idcraw
    @idcraw Před rokem

    Bring Louis back.

  • @tarotdoc
    @tarotdoc Před 2 lety

    Love Louie!

  • @Venusdoominourblood.
    @Venusdoominourblood. Před rokem

    "There are no words that I must say to you."

  • @974724
    @974724 Před 4 lety +5

    "extended"
    cuts the most important part

  • @zorangajic9299
    @zorangajic9299 Před 3 lety

    A legend. Too soon?

  • @terrortoby47
    @terrortoby47 Před 4 lety +1

    Pure Gold. 👌😂

  • @user-bq6jd7xq3g
    @user-bq6jd7xq3g Před 9 měsíci

    I’m simple I have anxiety attack I click on Louis C.K. clip 😂❤

  • @willkoestner4159
    @willkoestner4159 Před 3 lety +10

    He might be the only person to have ever truley trolled a Karen at a level equal to their spiteful nature.

  • @schiomigadj
    @schiomigadj Před 3 lety

    Pure gold

  • @fernmachine3778
    @fernmachine3778 Před 3 lety +1

    Remember this when you feel entitled to ask for someone’s keycard because you dont think he lives in the building..

  • @bezenhappync
    @bezenhappync Před 3 lety +1

    "Just a lot of stains, ya know...food and me....". Lol yes we all know now lmao

  • @celeste1324
    @celeste1324 Před 3 lety

    Good stuff