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- More shorts from SEASON 2️⃣
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Learn English and improve your listening skills by watching Two and a Half Men sitcom with subtitles.
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👨👨👦 Charlie Harper is a jingle writer who leads a hedonistic, carefree life. Everything changes when his good-for-nothing brother, Alan, and 10-year-old nephew, Jake, move into his Malibu beach house.
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Having a little brother that's a chiropractor is heaven for an aging player.
Not with Charlie Harper 🤣
Chiropractics is bullshit. Just do physical therapy. I know this was 99.9% likely a joke, but just a heads up.
MF!! You win! Here, take my award!
Hmmm…. That’s something the older brother of a chiropractor would say!
Along with what Bannour, I'd rather be more embarrassed of the comprising issue being recorded
Her face when she was told it was recorded lit up like a kid on xmas that got the best gift ever.
If I hadn't found this comment, I was going to make it.
Strange Minds think alike. My face lit up, too:
"IS IT ON THE HUB???"
Christmas*
@@Abolish_The_ATF i am american and lazy lol. Xmas.
Berta was hands-down the best character in the series IMHO.
@@Abolish_The_ATF who cares people can call it xmas if they want same damn thing kid😐😐
Takes “blowing out backs” to a whole new level 💀💀💀
Only problem: man's blew out his own 💀💀
Baby back ribs mmmmm
@@randomtrashbag708he had to see what it feels like every once in a while
I could say something about that. You would die laughing. I wouldn't blame you and I promise you it's true. What the heck I'll go ahead and tell you. You'll get a kick out of it anyway. I broke wind one time and my back caught. The people that know sure got a kick out of it and I missed a couple of days work because of it. I couldn't hardly move.
@@ablessedman03 vh
“Dang I wish I had a camera”😢. “Dont worry it’s all on video”.😂😂😂
then that devious grin on Berta's face! LMAO
Whyy
@@jamesdick2580Berta feeling a lil bit mischievous that day
RIP Berta!! You will be forever missed!!
She passed away I'm so late
Damn😥💔
@@idark6815shiiiii me tooooo
Berta was such a given in so many sitcoms, she is a legend. And one of my favorite costars.
Facts
The smile on Bertha face at the end is priceless
Bertha 😂
Rip Bertha 🕊️
Berta, not Bertha.
@@scottwickwire-brock4736 show?
@@Papi483 two and a half men. I hate sitcoms but it's by far the best execution of the formula.
I love how she almost broke character Berta rest in peace you beautiful lady
That blonde is serious wife material. She's polite, aims to please, breaks a pro like Charlie and is absolutely stunning.
Alright keep it in pants man
@@NameWitheldByRequest Too late, much too late... 😁
@@michaelanderson4849 I hope you enjoyed yourself🫥
@Michael Anderson nice job, i absolutely agree
She’s blonde ergo not wife material
That epic groan of total defeat when he remembers the camera is there lmfao
Most people would have said put it down, he is just too out there with his sex life! 😂🤣😅 he doesn't want his defeated sex moment made public.
this is probably the first time she has ever been happy to work for him
Trust me there's more.
Theres been a few times
But,wait,there's more!
Nah son Berta got PAID son. She was thrilled to work for Charlie
"Excuse me, is one of you Alan?" the look on Alan's and Berta's faces were priceless.
His "Awwww" killed me
she looks darn good in Charlie's shirt
Who is she?
@@gedeyogam9096 Lana Rhoades
@@jackmehoff2503 lol way off buddy
Kristen Miller
@@cmendoza1094 nah I was close
I am just like Berta.. when I first saw this I was like "You really think I am going to miss this?!?"
Yup! I don't try to cause drama, but damn if I'm not addicted to it!
@@silverblade357 That's me! It's not that I caused the drama, but I have to be there. It's like watching a car wreck. It's terrible I know, but you have to watch it!
@@shioriryukaze Hey, ignoring the free entertainment would be wasteful. We're being money conscious!
@@silverblade357 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Especially during the holiday season! I've got to be careful with what I picked entertain me so if it's free I'm going to take it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@shioriryukazelmao. Me too ☺️
"Where are you going?"
"Oh, like I'm gonna miss this!?!?!?!?!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Conchata Ferrel, who played Berta, is a relative of mine through marriage. She grew up with my grandmother and they used to do little plays in the barn. Chatty always got the lead role because she had all the costumes and dresses. Sadly, she passed away in late 2020. She actually bought the land where her childhood home was and built a small log cabin to live in during her off time. Sadly, I don't think she got to use it much. She came in to visit and the way she talks on this show is how she talks in real life.
“In what?”, differs a bit from what my response would have been.
“Oh, that Alan! You just missed him. Sorry, he’s gone for the day. Now…I was on my way to Legoland. Bye.”
With Charlie, I'd've asked "who" not "what". 🤣
@@SZRLM Well,with Charlie,it could go either way.
You're still living there free.. so..
A little pay back???
One of Zippy's winning moments 🤣
Haha
Zippy, forgot that name! 😂😂
Berta is the only best friend we all need
"Like I'm gonna miss anything" this is literally us when some shit going down 😂😂😂
Conchata Ferrell was the moment in every scene.
The housekeeper was the star of the show
I wont argue with that
She was about to peg him🤣🤣🤣
That's the vibe we get.
No she was laying underneath him. Pay attention to the dialogue
@@buyerenogurlfwendo2106 learn to take a joke, you were the kid who got milk poured on his head at lunch
@@ywdw I got milk poured on my head at lunch,and had to fight 3 kids at the same time. I got bruised up pretty good, but of the 3 kids after the fight, 2 were laying on the floor. The 3rd ran away with his nose broken. This was in Catholic School 5th grade. In public school there are gangs. In Catholic School, they end up becomming Doctors, Lawyers or business owners..
@@Dakers11 looks like I hit a cord lol enjoy your fever dream
Berta was truly the best character in the entire show
The pure delight on her face is killing me
Her face when she grabbed the camera. 😂
She looked at that camera like it was gold!
Down bad
Berta was a blessing to the show.. So many hilarious moments
Berta was the best 😂
Conchata Ferrell was an absolute comedic genius.
Berthas character was incredible.
Bertha was the real mother of Charlie and Alan.
Vintage episode! Charlie, Alan and the fabulous Berta in top form ! Wish they were all still together ❤️ making new episodes ! 😢.....But there are still many old ones to enjoy ! 😁💕
whats the name of the season?
Aww man, when she said it was all on video. That camera just became a priceless artifact that needed to be cared for and watched at all times. Her face said it all 🤣🤣🤣
How Alan and Berta looked at each other when she asked which of them was Alan!!!
I love Berta. She reminds me of my aunt that is one of the toughest old ladies I know.
"He's kind of...stuck!"
"In WHAT?!!!"
R.I.P Conchata Ferrell (Berta)
The actress is Kristen Miller, for those curious
Thanks.
It’s a shame we no longer have this brilliant series anymore
Berta was one of my favorite parts of this show
Berta makes her every scene funnier.
This is one of the best series without any serious plot.
This show was one of the greatest. Soooo many days of laughter.
Love Berta the housekeeper and her humor … wish I had a camera lol and takes Charlie’s
When she asked "Is one of you Allen?" I was REALLY hoping that Berta would of answered 😋
Would HAVE not "would of" damn it you twerp.
Like am gonna miss this🔥🔥that devilish face when she grabs the camera🔥🔥that Ohhhhh as she does🙆🏾♂️🤣🤣
"Oh I wish I had a camera"
"Oh I got you girl 😎"
🤣🤣🤣
“Oh like I’m gonna miss this” I’M DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Berta was the bright point of this show
RIP Conchata Ferrell
I love Alan’s “hhhhwhy?”
Charlie knew, in that moment, she would NEVER let him live this down...
That was the best show ,with the real Charlie, and the house keeper.
This series made it hard to believe that John Cryer could ever play Lex Luthor. But then he did.
He did a great job too
Acting.
This was great. Berta we sure miss ya
That woman was the best part about the show
That evil grin was so beautiful
Gotta love Betta!!!...... 😂 😂 😂
I would definitely be the one who comes along just to get either blackmail or a good laugh 😂
The comedic timing in this show was beyond amazing.
Berta is like you just made my day when she said I GOT IT ON VIDEO😂😂
Charlie has gotta be the luckiest guy on earth!
"Charlie would like you to come upstairs".
"Hwy?"
I couldn't believe i forgot about Bertha, love her sass
Such a good series with so many layers and laughs to it!
“Boy, do I pick’em!”
There's an expression that you don't hear much anymore. "I wish I had a camera."
I still do.
Phone cameras are Not the best picture makers.
You can get so much more detail with a real camera.
Oh don't worry, it's all on video.
The smile on her faceas she reached for that camera is something else.
One of the best comedy shows. Charlie and Alan complemented each other well...
Dudes real life quagmire 😂
That video would be worth a fortune in blackmail laughs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
CHARLIE SHEEN IS ALWAYS A STAR!!!😂❤
Keep doing what you do brother.
Damn I wish I had a camera it's okay it's all on camera
Charlie in the background awww
Me 😂
A gal wearing nothing but your shirt is the hottest thing ever
You said it!!
what’s her name
@@eddie-dx8qm Lana Rhoades
@@jackmehoff2503 lol 😂 wrong my guy
@@cmendoza1094 oh really? What tipped you off?
Next time take the joke
Love the structured build of conflict
One of the greatest sitcoms of all time.
Gotta stretch first bro 😂
I don't need context to die laughing 🤣🤣🤣
"That's alright, it's all on video" 😂
The “awwwww” at the end got me laughing 😂
Couldn't be too stuck to put his jeans back on and take them off again in between groans 😂
I love that evil smile she gave right before she got the camera
This reminds me of why I absolutely LOVED this show. Lol
Berta is soooooo cool
Go Berta
I Love this Actor...one of my All time favorite
How Bertha and Alan keep looking at each other got me😂😂😂
“Could you hurry!”
I watched half an episode of this show earlier and now this is popping up on my feed
Berta could have had the next 10mins of laughs lol she was so amazing on this show! Love Charles love Alan but Berta had thr funniest parts of this show ....when Charlie's talking to Alan about being with her daughter...best line ever 😆
Berta was the best ever and so will be missed always and forever GOD BLESS her and her family 😅❤😂❤😂😊😊😂😊😊❤😂❤😂😊❤😂
From Andrew Tate, to Thomas Shelby, to Tom Hardy, to Harvey Specter, and then to finally the one and only Charlie Harper.. CZcams shorts algorithm is working well
You know berta went home with that camera and a brand new bottle of KY
"Is one of you Alan?"
Ah. I see she was chosen for her... personality.
I love the fact that Roberta just took the camera
Excuse me is one of you Allan??? I'm Allan!
I'm pretty sure that's Kristen Miller playing Charlies Babe of the moment.
This is exactly why I came to the comments. I'll let you know how it goes.
It was
I love this show!! Two in a Half Men is one of my favorite shows since childhood!
The expression when he raises his hand and says "I'm Alan" is hilarious...Genius
I love how there was just a sitcom blatantly making jokes about Charlie sheen making homemade porn and they just slapped a laugh track on it and put it out lol