Jay Leno Best of Headlines Part 10

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  • čas přidán 23. 04. 2020
  • This edition of Jay Leno Headlines was owned by Universal Television Studio (2004-2007)
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    Remembering the Best Headlines by Jay Leno of The Tonight Show.
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Komentáře • 127

  • @anhpam9205
    @anhpam9205 Před rokem +33

    Jay Leno is the best of them. Glad he has recovered so well from his burn mishap. He is a fabulous person and so funny! Stay well Jay!

  • @richardjezewski
    @richardjezewski Před rokem +42

    One of the best segments on Jay Leno's Tonight show

    • @jimnfl7134
      @jimnfl7134 Před 2 měsíci +1

      He did joke about Jay SMiles after Cheating Death, that was the Headline,

  • @20vtechnik
    @20vtechnik Před 11 měsíci +15

    Man I miss this show…Leno was so good and largely apolitical which is a huge plus when you just want to wind down, relax and laugh.

  • @barbaradavis7400
    @barbaradavis7400 Před rokem +14

    I used to watch Jay every nite. I also made sure I was there for headlines. What a guy

  • @amysanchez3699
    @amysanchez3699 Před 3 lety +23

    My husband is Iranian and he had a Pomeranian. I'm kind of disappointed we didn't think that up, ourselves

  • @yokiryuchan7655
    @yokiryuchan7655 Před 2 lety +89

    These wouldn't be the same without Kevin Eubanks laughing in the background.

  • @conniepenner4795
    @conniepenner4795 Před 3 lety +14

    Love these I miss good late night

  • @johnpoole7327
    @johnpoole7327 Před 2 lety +8

    You have to love a man with a sense of humor. He didn't need to tell a joke, just a punch line. If "like" maybe he will send me his 57 Chev. 😂

    • @ronnymatthews4133
      @ronnymatthews4133 Před rokem

      You'll have to chase it to get it?,A CHEVY CHASE ?🤗😉.

  • @joycethehippie3382
    @joycethehippie3382 Před rokem +3

    I never missed Jay, especially on Fridays when he did the headlines!

  • @boblozaintherealworld3577
    @boblozaintherealworld3577 Před 2 lety +13

    I did not watch Leno's show during this period. (even though I lived in Burbank) But besides Leno's antics, Kevin's reactions were a BIG part of the bit.

  • @jimmiswift3232
    @jimmiswift3232 Před 2 lety +3

    Thanks 🙏!

  • @nathankrush3289
    @nathankrush3289 Před 2 lety +12

    Jay Leno was so funny. And clean. No wonder Jerry Seinfeld and him are such good friends.

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 Před 2 lety +3

      Of course, NOW, 86.75309% of EVEN this not "clean" by today's "GEN Z?" standards....because EVERYONE is OFFENDED by EVERYTHING. 😡 Humor USED to be FUNNY, Carson, Leno, Letterman were the BEST!

  • @dilshan20
    @dilshan20 Před 4 lety +27

    Please upload more if you have, much greatful for the previous episodes

    • @RichieMajaw
      @RichieMajaw  Před 4 lety +8

      Sure...next part will be uploaded tomorrow morning... subscribe to watch once uploaded...cheers

    • @dianelee6095
      @dianelee6095 Před 2 lety +1

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    • @vashon100
      @vashon100 Před 2 lety +4

      Grateful vs greatful

  • @KiKiabout
    @KiKiabout Před 2 lety +5

    Love it... Thank you!

  • @user-yk9sf7ix4h
    @user-yk9sf7ix4h Před 7 měsíci +1

    Best late night host.

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 Před 2 lety +5

    17:46 This HAPPENED to me. My mother FREAKED out that I was not ready for SCHOOL at 7"am". This occurred at 7 PM on....a Friday. She was a nurse and had just been on a hard 16 hour shift. My response was to feign going to school, and just let it be. I went out to my cousin's house and blazed. I "got" her at that point, It was an "awakening" to the adult world. I miss her. She tried so damned hard. A "fuck-up" like this HAPPENS.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 7 měsíci +1

      I totally get that. I sometimes work odd hours too, and more than once I've panicked because I woke up and I thought it was the other 7:00.
      One time I actually found myself thinking Wait, is this yesterday?

  • @note2owns
    @note2owns Před 2 lety +8

    A Maryland man met a woman in a Seattle bar and they went back to his house?! That's a long way to travel for a one night stand.....

  • @smittykins
    @smittykins Před rokem +8

    The house with the “mysterious hidden commode” slays me.
    “WHERE’S THE BATHROOM?” “It’s a mystery!”

  • @trafficsignal101
    @trafficsignal101 Před 2 lety +4

    This just gave me Monty Python's Flying Circus flashback with the dead parrot skit. I hope it is on CZcams.

  • @tomtke7351
    @tomtke7351 Před rokem +5

    just friggin' hurts from laughing

  • @asteverino8569
    @asteverino8569 Před 2 lety +5

    I laughed at many I had seen before but forgot.
    Maybe that’s a comment on me. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @williamwalker8107
    @williamwalker8107 Před 7 měsíci

    Priceless.

  • @claudettes9697
    @claudettes9697 Před 2 lety +4

    Thank you for the Headlines, new subscriber. 💖🙏🏻

  • @rinsedpie
    @rinsedpie Před 3 lety +4

    Good work Ritchie

  • @MightyTimYoung
    @MightyTimYoung Před 7 měsíci

    Jay Leno, Come Back!!

  • @ronnymatthews4133
    @ronnymatthews4133 Před rokem +3

    Buy 4 shocks get 1free ? Yeah 😊 the BILL 😁!!

  • @jeffjordan2538
    @jeffjordan2538 Před rokem

    America needs Leno.

  • @oldsguy354
    @oldsguy354 Před 2 lety +2

    The worst part is, i could follow the directions that included "suck, bang, blow" off 17 bypass. That's in (or was in) Myrtle Beach. Lol

  • @robadams5799
    @robadams5799 Před rokem +1

    "Before acting, deputies rented six of the pornographic movies to establish grounds for the sweep." Reminds me of the comedy sketch where a movie reviewer was critiquing adult videos. He reviewed each one by saying "I was interested, interested, very interested, and then I lost interest."

  • @logantrimble006
    @logantrimble006 Před 2 lety +9

    I'm sure that Alton Attorney settled out of court.

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 Před 2 lety +6

      Maybe he got his own insurance carrier to give him a big fat settlement. There's real potential here!!

  • @jeffrykken2907
    @jeffrykken2907 Před 2 měsíci

    Always liked Kevin’s laugh.

  • @joannguzzo185
    @joannguzzo185 Před 6 měsíci

    Best combo jay & Kevin 😂😅

  • @suewills7099
    @suewills7099 Před 4 lety +4

    Broken glass with a side salad mmmmmm yummy.

  • @binaway
    @binaway Před rokem +2

    Note. If you want to camouflage your vehicles, ask an Australian.

  • @TCBElvisAPresley
    @TCBElvisAPresley Před 11 měsíci

    These segments were the best part of the show when Jay hosted. Damn funny! -- Thanks for reading -- Hugh Johnson, 1210 Suck Bang Blow, Hoover-meeville, Or.

  • @cultclassic999
    @cultclassic999 Před rokem +2

    6:18 It is a salmon steak, Jay, lol, relax!

  • @rogerdale5451
    @rogerdale5451 Před rokem

    "Kevin, what do I hate?" "stupid criminals- oh dressed up pets"... Ha!

  • @orvillesmith385
    @orvillesmith385 Před 2 lety +5

    Hilarious

  • @usa91787
    @usa91787 Před rokem

    I saved a clipping from the "Motoring" section of our paper for months waiting for Leno to say the address again. No internet at the time so you couldn't Google it.
    The headline was only part of it but basically here's the set up
    Headline:
    Mercedes E500 Best In Class
    Under photo caption:
    This Mercedes E500 oozes class even outside this South Florida bait shop.
    Real bait shop name in photo:
    Master Bait and Tackle.
    That whole thing killed me. Wish I could run into Leno once to tell him that one.
    He did use one of a sign I used to drive by in River Falls, WI:
    Taxidermy and Cheese.
    I didn't send it but it's still there.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 7 měsíci

      Sometimes I drive past a small store with a sign that says "EGGS PRODUCE JAM FLOWERS HONEY." I always think how that's quite incorrect.
      Not sure if that's something Jay would've used but I think it's funny

  • @kenkitsul8076
    @kenkitsul8076 Před 2 lety +2

    The restaurant went belly up and sued the press.

  • @WesGryllz
    @WesGryllz Před 11 měsíci

    Catfish Hunter was white. I met him once in the OBX. His arms didn’t move anymore, but he was a super nice guy.

  • @matthewerspamer6274
    @matthewerspamer6274 Před 7 měsíci

    The yes sireee bob at 22:37 is legendary

  • @pettytoni1955
    @pettytoni1955 Před rokem +2

    "Ford 2001 Excretion". Yeah, but it comes in only ONE COLOR...

  • @Elvis2TheMax
    @Elvis2TheMax Před 2 lety +2

    At 27:20 "Suck Bang Blow" is actually a biker bar there, in Inlet, SC

    • @robertf6344
      @robertf6344 Před 2 lety +2

      Suck Bang Blow also is a jet engine. Sucks in air, mix with fuel and go Bang, then Blow it out the back.

    • @Elvis2TheMax
      @Elvis2TheMax Před 2 lety

      @@robertf6344 Yup! But in the context of this video, Jay Leno's staff failed to realize those directions were actually correct...lol at whoever thought it was a street name🤣

  • @D9david
    @D9david Před 3 lety +3

    He never wears the same tie twice.

  • @sandywheeze3505
    @sandywheeze3505 Před 2 lety +3

    That is salmon steak on grill

  • @billolsen4360
    @billolsen4360 Před 2 lety +7

    4:15 I just can't understand the girlfriend who got hostile when her boyfriend got her a top of the line electric nose & ear hair trimmer. To own The Cadillac of nose hair trimmers should be every girl's dream, I'd think.

  • @sherryhesner5940
    @sherryhesner5940 Před rokem +4

    😘

  • @paulshaffer9674
    @paulshaffer9674 Před 2 lety +1

    Ben Franklin was from Boston.

  • @revinevan87
    @revinevan87 Před 2 lety +4

    5:17 those aren't even costumes. those are FIGURINES

    • @note2owns
      @note2owns Před 2 lety +4

      I caught that myself. Still tacky either way...

  • @monicacoyle3760
    @monicacoyle3760 Před rokem +1

    Dam, volume went way down 1/4 way thru the video

  • @ravenlorans
    @ravenlorans Před rokem +1

    6:12 Grilled Bone In Salmon

  • @retiredmusiceducator3612

    What was the Chinese joke that was suddenly cut?

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 Před 2 lety +3

    "Nazi Hair Salon" is a good name for a band.

  • @heru-deshet359
    @heru-deshet359 Před rokem +1

    Burger Island is still there.

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook
    @geoffroi-le-Hook Před 8 měsíci

    I heard of the Ford Exploder ...

  • @stevehartman1730
    @stevehartman1730 Před 6 měsíci

    My neighbor wrote a letter to editor complaining that my StepMoms cat was on his porch roof looking in his bathroom window watching him shave

  • @kenkitsul8076
    @kenkitsul8076 Před 2 lety +1

    The Prince George headline was true!

  • @nathankrush3289
    @nathankrush3289 Před 2 lety +3

    On a superficial note, not only was Jay Leno much funnier than David Letterman, have you ever noticed that he'd beat the shit out of Dave if they got into a fight? Funny thing, the funniest interviews with Jay were when Dave had him on.

  • @mikeorclem
    @mikeorclem Před 4 měsíci

    what was the number for the sheep...and they are housebroken?

  • @note2owns
    @note2owns Před 2 lety +2

    That meat on the grill was a drumstick that's been butterflied. Still looks questionable...

  • @kevinbasden9896
    @kevinbasden9896 Před rokem +3

    So if you lived on the island of Crete and were excommunicated would you be an excretion?

    • @mikeh.7499
      @mikeh.7499 Před rokem

      Kevin,stop....just stop...1:40a.m. waking family from laughing...

  • @cujbj1
    @cujbj1 Před rokem +1

    3:57 😂😂😂

  • @monicacoyle3760
    @monicacoyle3760 Před rokem

    Volume is back up

  • @jeffking291
    @jeffking291 Před 4 lety +3

    Joyce High might be related to Philys Diller❓

  • @robertgolden4327
    @robertgolden4327 Před rokem +1

    That's "split rooster legs a la mode" but the striped PJ's got to go.

  • @pzingh3663
    @pzingh3663 Před 5 měsíci

    You know I hate to be the voice of opposition but...yeah, I think we do want to go to the "porno" version of the movie! - LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL 🎉🥳🎊😎🎬📽🎥😂🤣

  • @keezeeroots5997
    @keezeeroots5997 Před 8 měsíci

    Back in a time when Late Night Talk Shows were actually entertaining. The days of Johnny Carson were even funnier...

    • @vcvortex6356
      @vcvortex6356 Před 8 měsíci

      Johnny was never funnier than Jay Leno or David Letterman.

  • @dawoool
    @dawoool Před rokem +2

    No poets! lol

  • @amraam5690
    @amraam5690 Před 9 měsíci

    I thought all fords were excretions!

  • @Angry.General1461
    @Angry.General1461 Před rokem

    0:40 2:00 2:20 3:30 4:43😂😂😂

  • @jetsgardner5490
    @jetsgardner5490 Před 2 měsíci

    I was watching this and decided since I could see (and hear) the desktop monitor from the kitchen, I'd make and babysit dinner in the toaster oven. 5 minutes later at video time 6:46 this happened. THUMBS DOWN

  • @DdD-pi8jw
    @DdD-pi8jw Před 2 lety +1

    I appreciate your posting this, but how about leaving the censorship to CZcams! (Dislike)

    • @CaseAgainstFaith1
      @CaseAgainstFaith1 Před 2 lety +2

      What censorship? He cuts out the ones he doesn't think are "best". Personally, I kinda wish he wouldn't do that. On the other hand, NBC takes down most other people's Leno clips. So maybe his cuts prevent it from being recognized. At any rate, his are here, so, quit yer bitchin'

  • @africanfartingfrog
    @africanfartingfrog Před 3 lety +2

    6:12 It's a salmon steak, does he really not know that?

    • @note2owns
      @note2owns Před 2 lety +2

      I thought it was a butterflied drumstick....

  • @briandavis7811
    @briandavis7811 Před 2 lety +2

    I bet the Ford Excretion ran like 💩

  • @boataxe4605
    @boataxe4605 Před 4 měsíci

    Can’t complain when your Ford Excretion runs like shit.

  • @michaelcrispin1879
    @michaelcrispin1879 Před 11 měsíci

    I don't understand how anyone can say his humor is clean... Every other joke is a sex joke... I guess they mean none of his jokes make fun of orange dictators...

    • @joshuaguenin9507
      @joshuaguenin9507 Před 10 měsíci

      no cursing is clean comedy

    • @theusher2893
      @theusher2893 Před 9 měsíci

      Rent free. Rent freaking free. Everything about your sad, small, limited life revolves around Trump. Jesus, how pathetic.

    • @pinkosmondfan
      @pinkosmondfan Před 8 měsíci

      Biden's not orange, sorry. Dictator, yes.

  • @drats1279
    @drats1279 Před rokem +2

    people who dress up pets need to get a life, as an adult.

  • @BallDGull
    @BallDGull Před 2 lety

    The Ford Excretion is a shitty car lol

  • @spinandmarty
    @spinandmarty Před 2 lety +1

    Poor edit job.

  • @nathankrush3289
    @nathankrush3289 Před 2 lety +15

    Jay Leno was so funny. And clean. No wonder Jerry Seinfeld and him are such good friends.

  • @nathankrush3289
    @nathankrush3289 Před 2 lety +2

    On a superficial note, not only was Jay Leno much funnier than David Letterman, have you ever noticed that he'd beat the shit out of Dave if they got into a fight? Funny thing, the funniest interviews with Jay were when Dave had him on.

    • @watutman
      @watutman Před rokem

      And why do you seriously care if Leno could beat the shit out of Letterman?