I would force myself to stay up late just to watch Jay Leno do his headlines. I even remembered Johnny Carson doing them Monday nights. I sure miss it😂😂😂😂
Come back Jay Leno! The newer talk show hosts undeniably SUCK.... they're like what saturday night live turned into having to use an applause sign to tell people when to laugh!
8:23 this is not a Swastika. I've seen this a LOT especially on US TV. Swastika (as used by the Germans in WW2) has arms the other way around : pointing clockwise round.
Yeah the poster made the mistake of putting the post date in the video title. I assumed the date in the title was when it was posted because Jay Leno ended in February of 2014
Not this YT show, but the "Puppies available - Mother German Shepard, Father is also a dog" well maybe not. It's possible for the father of the offspring to be a Coyote (quite possible) or even a Wolf (not as likely, but still possible).
8:26 The swastika is a geometrical figure and an ancient religious icon in the cultures of Eurasia, used as a symbol of divinity and spirituality in Indian religions. Until the Germans corrupted it.
@@regould221 Hitler was involved in Hinduism. Then he lied about being Christian. There is a book called Death of a Guru. He explains how Nazism paralleled the devotees to the gurus. I saw the film, but I don't think it's available anymore.
Nobody watches late night television shows anymore. Viewers are fed up with them knowing that this country is still in the toilet or swamp in the morning. Biden doesn't even have to be asleep or awake and this country still manages to self destruct.
"A ridge woman lost control of her vehicle on the Skyway just before noon Monday when she reportedly swerved to miss a bug headed for her windshield!" - Jay Leno😱🐞🐞🐞
The translations are usually spot on. When the joke it that there's a typo, the translator usually has to get a little creative. In this clip, the "testes of Greece" joke was translated as "köttballar", basically "meat dicks", a pun on "köttbullar", meaning "meat balls".
Some other translation notes: The joke at 0:24 was simply translated literally, as I don't think there was any way the "housekeepers/housepeekers" typo could have been preserved in translation, which I guess would have left viewers who don't speak English confused as to why the ad would be asking for a housepeeker. In contrast, the joke at 0:36 left the word "protectant" untranslated (notice how it's written in _italics_ in the subtitles). I guess the translator assumed that most viewers know enough English to know what that word means. The jokes at 2:06 and 3:24 simply applied similar typos to the Swedish translation as to what the original had. The joke at 2:30 omitted everything between "Brazilian soccer player" and ", or by...", I assume for brevity. At 3:34, the translator had Jay mention that Tom DeLay is a politician, since I assume most Swedish viewers didn't know who he was. At 4:26, the subtitles have Jay say that (roughly translated) "The mens' laugh fell flat", since what he actually said would be difficult to subtitle as-is. At 8:42, the subtitles say that "it looks like they're squeezing her".
@@TeachMeBertREALLY appreciated and enjoyed reading your explanatory comments-I’m not multilingual, but I read tons of materials all dealing with how various things-like video games-are handled in translation and localization. It’s fascinating how a joke or pun or other line that only makes sense in one language can be just as good, or even better, in the hands of a good translator who knows how to make an “equivalent” line. So explanations like yours fascinate me no end. Thank you!!
Yeah and a car means ford. Swastika is symbol of prosperity used across Europe and Asia, and probably anywhere else cos it’s simply geometrical figure.
The other account has been cancelled by them yesterday and everything from there is lost. I have created this one instead. Yes, I am able to post of course, but seems a bit pointless to waste time since it is very much a guessing game on what is allowed and what is not. I think I will, for now, concentrate on posting shorter ones like headlines and other interesting things until we can figure out what exactly makes one episode different from another.
who doesn't love jay???? i think there something wrong with you if you can't laugh at all of these head lines so far 62 voted thumbs down with A I THEY SHOULD BUILD A ROBOT in a exact likeness of jay ........................ IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN HOMELESS you should know the rescue mission is not meant to be long term place to live so they make rules so that only the most desperate will stay there the idea is for you to move on get your own place to live the food is barley edible the beds are not comfortable and you can't sleep past 6:30 am your on the street unless bad weather the mission i stayed in the staff were like prison guards mean mother fuckers no kidding!!!! don't stay in the mission if you don't have to
@6.30 Besides the overarching importance of the state of corn 🌽 when eaten ,that warranted the poll,I think Jay missed out on the fact that 88.7%+12.3% is actually 101%😹😹😹😹😁😁
If you audience can't speak, read or understand English, recognize misspelled words or puns, what the heII use are the unnecessary and annoying captions?
In Sweden *all* foreign movies and TV shows have subtitles (and many of the Swedish TV shows as well, for the hearing impaired). Movies/shows for children (who can't read the subtitles) are dubbed in Swedish. There aren't really any exceptions. That being said, most Swedes will get these jokes without reading the subtitles.
My mom and I always tuned in for headlines we’d laugh our asses off. the good old days
Miss this. No political agenda. Just pure comedy gold
Always used to watch this show before going to bed, the good ol days.
Loved getting stoned and falling asleep to this in my teens.
@@Catholicophobiaftft
Colog
😊🎉♡😊😊😢I 🎉 9:14 🎉🎉🎉and 🎉
Back in the 80's, Carson did a Lincoln joke, and it bombed.
He shook his head and was like, 'Wow, over 100 years later, and it's still too soon.'
God I miss this show
Yeah, now we have immature Jimmy Fallon in Jay's seat. Lucky us !! Lol
the show is still going it's the host that's missing
i don't have any comedians left that i like they they
retired
@@1970borntorun With his annoying sidekick.
I love Kevin's laugh in the background
Isn't he the coolest.. Laid backk
Jay's comments help propel this bit. Great comedian, so down home. Check out his Jay Leno's Garage series. THAT is good stuff.too.
I would force myself to stay up late just to watch Jay Leno do his headlines. I even remembered Johnny Carson doing them Monday nights. I sure miss it😂😂😂😂
Jay adds so much to each spot. Funny shit.
now we have hate night shows
Smart comedy instead of political agenda.
Exactly
The good old days
I love the way Jay even pronounced the wrong pronunciation wrong, lol.
Finial?
Always liked these!
"Giving her a twister." Jay was the best.
Anyone else notice that the corn cob eating percentages came out to 101 %
Doesn't matter. Incompetence does that sometimes.
I noticed that too about the math coming out to 101%.
I miss this
At 6:30, the results of the corn on the cob survey add up to 101%.
I was ready to post that myself, but I wanted to see if anybody else posted it first.
That survey was answered by people in West Virginia... Lol
Maybe they took math lessons from Scott Steiner?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I m ashamed that you had to tell me. Very good mr bond
Anyone else notice that the corn on the cob poll had 12.3% yes, 88.7% no, for a total of 101%? Just that little extra makes all the difference.
Yes, I noticed that too.
2017? Glad to see that Jay's back on the air!
Please bring back Leno
Please bring him Back!
NON
Look 's like Biden & Biden senior!
Look's Like Biden & Biden father giving nipple Twister!
It didn't happen in 2017. Jay's last show was in 2014
FYI: subtitles are Swedish.
jstrahan2 I was wondering about that. There was some pretty long words.
American show, finnish tv and swedish subtitles :-D
Come back Jay Leno! The newer talk show hosts undeniably SUCK.... they're like what saturday night live turned into having to use an applause sign to tell people when to laugh!
... it's a little too Greek ... " ahahahahaha!
5:25
Lmao. I live half an hour from Branson. Love that place.
8:23 this is not a Swastika.
I've seen this a LOT especially on US TV.
Swastika (as used by the Germans in WW2) has arms the other way around : pointing clockwise round.
It's a sun symbol from India (surya = sun), and it does point (to my experience) different ways, some in the same way as the nazi symbol.
Still, it looks like one.
Love Kevin's laugh.
6:25 it all depends on where the kernel is located!!!!
This was from around April of 2006.
Yeah the poster made the mistake of putting the post date in the video title. I assumed the date in the title was when it was posted because Jay Leno ended in February of 2014
Not this YT show, but the "Puppies available - Mother German Shepard, Father is also a dog" well maybe not. It's possible for the father of the offspring to be a Coyote (quite possible) or even a Wolf (not as likely, but still possible).
"Work 200 hours earn $200!"💸💸💸
-Jay Leno
you mean a dollar an hour isn't enough
I think I've worked there before.
That make $100 an hour.
Capitalists' goal.
my generation grew up with Carson and Leno. true professionals. all the late night host now, strictly amateurs
Carson sucked too, still does.
How does Carson suck now? He passed away.
@@albertelnen9144 He is probably thinking of the great Carson Daly
You know, some of these had to be really hard to translate.
Love Jay!
8:26 The swastika is a geometrical figure and an ancient religious icon in the cultures of Eurasia, used as a symbol of divinity and spirituality in Indian religions. Until the Germans corrupted it.
Hey look i found some videos of you czcams.com/video/_Y63B-5CWRU/video.html
True. Note the Germans turned it around.
@@regould221 Hitler was involved in Hinduism. Then he lied about being Christian.
There is a book called Death of a Guru. He explains how Nazism paralleled the devotees to the gurus. I saw the film, but I don't think it's available anymore.
Who cares? Grow a sense of humor.
That is not a Nazi swastika ( turns to the left and was never called a swastika ). That is a Buddhist sun symbol ( turns to the right )
Who cares?
Nobody watches late night television shows anymore. Viewers are fed up with them knowing that this country is still in the toilet or swamp in the morning. Biden doesn't even have to be asleep or awake and this country still manages to self destruct.
"Lamp Shade for Mom...Bowie Knife for Dad!!" 😂
"All sales finillee" Haha, ohhh Jay!
Who eats corn on the Cobb vertically? 🌽🤔
Yes or No?
Kevin is a vegetarian. He wouldn't eat the Testes of Greece.
"Learn how to protect yourself from Master Chang Choi."
"Lampshade and Knifes!"
- Jay Leno🔪🔪
I have always liked Master Chang Choi (but it would not be as funny without Jays' comment).
Exactly👍
late night shows are horrible now
I miss Jay Leno.
sometimes i wonder if the cards that he put aside were just blank ones that made it look like he was choosing between the better ones
You have WAY too much free time on your hands lol
The bear in the coffin was awful. I don't know who came up with that kind of hare - brained idea...
Just FYI; before WWII the swastika symbol was a sign for good luck, like a horseshoe or four leaf clover.
Go to India and you'll see that symbol all over the place. It's a Hindu symbol for good luck.
Omg! Those are hilarious!! 🤣
The more you watch, the more you will laugh
Jay Leno was the best. Check out his " 99 cent store" bit, or " Jaywalking ". Letterman doesn't even come close.
1:54
1:54
2:12
what creature was that?
It amazes me how many people who write and photograph these ads don't have sense enough to get them right.
6:31 12.3 % plus 88.7 % equals...ehm..101 % X)!
Light years better in talent and humor by Jay and Kevin that any of today's (2024) late night garbage. I haven't watched late night TV since Jay left.
"A ridge woman lost control of her vehicle on the Skyway just before noon Monday when she reportedly swerved to miss a bug headed for her windshield!"
- Jay Leno😱🐞🐞🐞
Jesus, did you repeat every single thing he said????
she probably one those radicals from P. E . T. A . People Eating Tasty Animals
She must have had a kid who was a rabid fan of 'A Bug's Life'
How many times does CZcams put the same Jay Leno vids on. I keep clicking and there the same 3 vids. He did thousands of these.
People upload. Not CZcams. If they upload the same stuff, there you go.
gun looks like a skynet design
twisters?! LMAO!
Is that what it's called? Haha
Jay Leno > Jimmy Fallon
Annoying subtitles...
The one with Abraham Lincoln,was done in a bad taste.
Mark Rodriguez This was the result of history not being taught in schools.
What language is the caption?
The last one . Someone made a ( conscious ) decision to Green-Light this picture , of 2 men pinching a happy woman's breasts .
Who the hell eats corn on the cob vertically in the first place?? 😆
Yes or no?
Disregarding the "yes", I eat both ends vertically to give a place to hold the ear, then eat the rest horizontally.
LIVERACHE😖😖😖😖- Jay Leno
How much is lost in translation?
Jume Mowery usually the translations are just as funny
The translations are usually spot on. When the joke it that there's a typo, the translator usually has to get a little creative. In this clip, the "testes of Greece" joke was translated as "köttballar", basically "meat dicks", a pun on "köttbullar", meaning "meat balls".
@@TeachMeBert Interesting that in Swedish ball and dick are almost the same word.
Some other translation notes:
The joke at 0:24 was simply translated literally, as I don't think there was any way the "housekeepers/housepeekers" typo could have been preserved in translation, which I guess would have left viewers who don't speak English confused as to why the ad would be asking for a housepeeker.
In contrast, the joke at 0:36 left the word "protectant" untranslated (notice how it's written in _italics_ in the subtitles). I guess the translator assumed that most viewers know enough English to know what that word means.
The jokes at 2:06 and 3:24 simply applied similar typos to the Swedish translation as to what the original had.
The joke at 2:30 omitted everything between "Brazilian soccer player" and ", or by...", I assume for brevity.
At 3:34, the translator had Jay mention that Tom DeLay is a politician, since I assume most Swedish viewers didn't know who he was.
At 4:26, the subtitles have Jay say that (roughly translated) "The mens' laugh fell flat", since what he actually said would be difficult to subtitle as-is.
At 8:42, the subtitles say that "it looks like they're squeezing her".
@@TeachMeBertREALLY appreciated and enjoyed reading your explanatory comments-I’m not multilingual, but I read tons of materials all dealing with how various things-like video games-are handled in translation and localization. It’s fascinating how a joke or pun or other line that only makes sense in one language can be just as good, or even better, in the hands of a good translator who knows how to make an “equivalent” line. So explanations like yours fascinate me no end. Thank you!!
Kevin Eubanks was the best part of Jay Leno's comedy.
Get rid of the CC it's blocking some of the newsprint. Pretty annoying.
Leno went off the air in 2014.
The date in the title was when it was posted.
Some of these anecdotes depend on knowing the English Language. Some don’t.
When tv was funny
"Honestly, it's the best show in Town! And I know Theatre..."
🎭😒-Jay Leno
Funny thing about the corn cob bit, those numbers add up to 101.
So not only does yes/no make no sense, it’s not even correct numbers lol
Yeah and a car means ford. Swastika is symbol of prosperity used across Europe and Asia, and probably anywhere else cos it’s simply geometrical figure.
Idiots like you, grow a sense of humor. Who cares about the history of the swastika?
Lincoln. Too soon.
Movies by E I said the same thing. 😁
"Protestant Wipes!"
-Jay Leno
"Catickaction."
-Jay Leno
Anray McNeil yes we watched the video no need to subtitle in the comments
Iconic stuff
Ninja Raven
Can you please post The Jay Leno Show 2009-2010 Episodes
The date must be wrong, Tonight Show with Jay Leno was gone in 2017, replaced by Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon in 2014.
Jack Son probability 2007
Not to mention that Kevin Eubanks left in 2010.
We called them "purple nurples."
Haven't watched the Tonight Show since Jay Leno left. Jay had a good show without any left wing madness.
Quebec is a city?
Mindless laughter by the band leader.
5:06 Live in Branson, can confirm, full of cringe.
Ninja Raven, are you able to post Jay Leno Show and The Tonight Show at the moment?
Repost them?
Welcome back, seriously. Welcome.
The other account has been cancelled by them yesterday and everything from there is lost. I have created this one instead. Yes, I am able to post of course, but seems a bit pointless to waste time since it is very much a guessing game on what is allowed and what is not. I think I will, for now, concentrate on posting shorter ones like headlines and other interesting things until we can figure out what exactly makes one episode different from another.
Alright that can work, And I'll keep on playing commenting the headlines here and emojis to express them more. Keep up the good work, dude.
The lady avoiding the bug was prob stoned lol
thank for not editing 😀😀😀😀😀
Before memes.
tom delays wifes name is christine not michelle wtf?
..mmm Yesfunny stuff ....Fabric=Free Entertainment......LMAO....ty for sharing...
Didn't mean to get that Greek!
this is 2017 is it really?
2017 aye....🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
who doesn't love jay???? i think there something wrong with you if you can't laugh at all of these head lines so far 62 voted thumbs down with A I THEY SHOULD BUILD A ROBOT in a exact likeness of jay ........................ IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN HOMELESS you should know the rescue mission is not meant to be long term place to live so they make rules so that only the most desperate will stay there the idea is for you to move on get your own place to live the food is barley edible the beds are not comfortable and you can't sleep past 6:30 am your on the street unless bad weather the mission i stayed in the staff were like prison guards mean mother fuckers no kidding!!!! don't stay in the mission if you don't have to
He said 'Liverache' like liveracky. Looked like it would've been liver ache
@6.30 Besides the overarching importance of the state of corn 🌽 when eaten ,that warranted the poll,I think Jay missed out on the fact that 88.7%+12.3% is actually 101%😹😹😹😹😁😁
🌽 is great. So is 🥦 with 🧀.
Kevin Eubanks
I could use a new finial for my lamp.
If you audience can't speak, read or understand English, recognize misspelled words or puns, what the heII use are the unnecessary and annoying captions?
All sales finilly 🤣
3:24 is that like Appalachian English or...? WOWWWWWWWWWW WTF
Why is there Swedish subtitles on this video? How is a person supposed to understand humor/jokes of a foreign language?
Because translation is an artform.
Mine is in English.
These were not jokes, were they? No one needs to speak your language, one of thousands used by other people on planet earth.
No one needs to speak your language to understand what this guy is talking about. These are everyday things from life.
In Sweden *all* foreign movies and TV shows have subtitles (and many of the Swedish TV shows as well, for the hearing impaired). Movies/shows for children (who can't read the subtitles) are dubbed in Swedish. There aren't really any exceptions. That being said, most Swedes will get these jokes without reading the subtitles.