The good ole days. I can hardly believe I'm looking back at 2000 as good ole days. 23 years just flew. This was pre 9/11 . The world really was way more chill.
Well, as they said, "the world will never be the same", and it hasn't been. That was the beginning of all this tyranny against the US citizens. After 911, the next major crisis was the plandemic. And there will be another one so they can further shape the world they want - complete control, track, stack and pack, get us eating insects, and transhumanism. Not to mention, slowly killing us off. Things will only get worse as we march toward 2030 which is their goal to have a lot of their draconian measures implemented.
It is so sad to see how beautiful the past was and that this time will never come back. The magic of that time has completely disappeared today. Thank you Jay for letting us share these great years with you.
These were great times for me. I was middle age, lots of money, energy and living good. Now I'm old and dying. To bad that we grow old and die. Thank you Jay and Kevin for all the good times and memories ❤
I don't know but would it be possible, what I mean to say is I think the zeitgeist of it was that it occurred when it did. I think if you try to do it now it unfortunately would render it forced and ineffectual. Almost like a spontaneous young love, it's beautiful because it happened in the moment and trying to recreate it again would only cheapen what it was he once gave us
Well, of course it would be possible. But would it be popular? Would it get ratings? I believe it would, based on this very video. Ten million views in five years and 24,000 likes. Would Jay want to do it? I don't know. The only way we would find out would be to e-mail NBC and tell them we want it, and then see what happens. I think it could be a funny show, and not dated, because newspapers, magazines and restaurant menus still have unfortunate typos.
man i used to lay beside my grandma's bed in the floor on some blankets and would watch this show with her she would fall asleep 20 mins in but leave the TV on for me.. good times
I used to always go to the living room at 11:30 to watch Leno with my grandmother. She would always switch to QVC at midnight to see "Today's Special Value". I love watching this. Reminds me of her.
forcingfate I just commented the same thing. I’d love Monday nights and I’d always remind my grandma that it was time for headlines and we’d sit on the couch and I’d end up laying with my head in her lap and fall asleep. Man I miss her, wish I had a time machine.
Iam so,so sorry about the passing of your grandma!!! 😭😭😭😭,Iam glad you have those memories forcingfate!!!! My grandma passed away 3 years ago from cancer,I miss her so,so,so,so much!!!!
Life was normal! I think the year 2000 was my generation's end of "normal". The next year was 9/11 and all the ridiculousness that ensued since then. Maybe I'm just old now but the rate of change in our culture has seemed to speed up since 2000. Of course an earlier generation wished to return to a time "back before Elvis, before that Vietnam War came along. ". At a certain point in life it just seems to get ridiculous. Around 2000 was kind of a sweet spot though.
I remember sneaking out to the living room when I was little to watch these when I was really young. After awhile my parents just let me stay up to watch them and once they were over, it was off to bed.
Same with me and Letterman, lol. I just really needed to be allowed to stay up for the Top 10. Dad would usually send me to bed after that, because it was just usually celeb interviews after that anyway and I didn't care about those as a 10-year-old LOL
Same, my parents let me watch though by this point but I remember sneaking on the TV in my bedroom in the mid-90s. I was 14-15 when these aired in 2000, but I always loved Headlines. Only part of his show I thought was funny. I was a much bigger fan of Letterman, especially as an adult.
I remember watching this back in 2000 with my grandmother. 20 years later and it's still funny and just as good as it was in 2000. Jay leno was always the best tonight show host.
I came here looking for Jay because I honestly miss the man and his program after watching some of the poor excuses we have today. No one can fill this man's shoes.
2000, what a great year. My Grandfather and I would watch Leno every night, religiously. He has since passed away. It was also my senior year of high school, and the same year that I met my first love. Seeing stuff like this brings a nostalgic warmth to my heart, and reminds me of a time when I was truly happy.
Are we sad posting my friend? Let it begin. I used to watch these on an old worn down couch in my grandparents living room. So cozy! My grandpa was still alive, my mom was so young and healthy, and my sisters were toddlers and not drug addicts. They were happy back then. I would give up being this tough, bearded, middle aged man and go back to being scrawny nerdy me to have those days back. Simpler times.
Indeed! I can’t believe how many of these I watched once I re-discovered them! I worked for a newspaper for a number of years, laying out the ads first, then later I became a reporter/ writer. So, this kind of thing is right up my alley! 😂
You nailed it! I think that's why so many of us converted from Letterman to Leno in 1995. We tuned in on Hugh Grant night and saw Jay and Kevin doing Beyondo and having the best time. None of the angsty irony from Dave's world and it was a surprisingly better way to end a night. It really all turned around for Leno when Kevin moved into Branford's position.
Mike Stevenson Exactly. I'd been watching Jay from night one, it was obvious while Branford was a good, talented guy he wasn't going to be bandleader for long regardless of if Kev had taken over for him or not. Branford was just going in a different direction and he's done well for himself. When Kev took over, at first he was basically doing Branford's job to the letter. Then suddenly, and I can't remember how long after taking over it was, Jay decided one night to improv try some banter with him during the monologue. Bam, you could tell right away they had very good chemistry. Over a pretty short period of time after that, Jay added more and more monologue banter until he was a full regular part of that. Then he tried having Kev do some of the comedy bits/sketches with him and their chemistry got even stronger. Kev said in an interview several years back all of it just happened organically and that he didn't see any of it coming AT ALL. Also said it was the best time of his life, he loved every minute of it. Promoting Kev to bandleader when Branford left was the right call. Jay got his Ed McMahon...he got REALLY lucky, that night he decided to try the monologue banter paid off big time. Both Jay and Kev made the show what it was. Miss them both, I haven't watched late night or the Tonight Show since Jay left!
I've been cleaning out recently and found a box of old VHS tapes. Those were the days. Remember the occasional stuck reel and you had to pry the cartridge out? LoL Good old days! Pretty sure I have a VCR machine somewhere about too.
That's crazy. Nobody watched, or even had a TV in their room, when I was in college from '88-'92. One guy on a baseball scholarship did have a small black and white that he used to watch baseball by himself and chewed sunflower seeds.
I was a fan of Johnny Carson for decades, but after he retired, I watched Jay Leno as host. Alot of his monologues, headlines, Jaywalking, and stuff from the 99 cent store were hilarious.
@@dennislopez8661 Jay Leno was a legend in his own time. I know some didn't find it funny but I loved him. And at 42 maybe I am ancient but we all get old.
@@dennislopez8661 , logical fallacy: false dichotomy. A false dichotomy claims that only one of two things can be true when that isn't, in fact, the case. A single person can find Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno's headlines funny. I am such a person. Therefore, I disprove your claim. If you would rather say that you personally find Conan O'Brien funny but do not find Jay Leno or headlines to be funny, that would be true and logically sound.
You can tell from Dennis's comments that not only has he never watched Leno, but he didn't watch Conan when he hosted the Tonight show for the short time he was on. It wasn't the right fit for him, and he ended up having a very successful career despite losing the Tonight show gig. Dennis is just hating on Leno because the internet told him to and isn't capable of thinking for himself.
And i was wondering were did half of my life go? sleeping all day and watching JAY every night. The laugh of that BOLD black guitar player on the background is stucked on my brain.
I've been waiting him for over 12 yrs I'm from Somerville mas my pals aot older than me ..I'm blessed. ...jay is really Massachusett "" Pisssa"" haha hell get thar love ya jay
lol me too. those were always my favorite segments with Jay, always made me lol, they were just the best. Most times Jay couldn't keep a straight face during them: Jay: "Uh-oh, it's the Boner-Holder wedding!" xD
Mary Adams I miss Jay and Kev a lot! Fallon isn't even a pale shadow of what Jay was. The few times I've seen a few minutes of Jimmy, it's obvious the Tonight Show is far too much weight for him, just way too much for him period. He lols constantly nervous, won't let guests get in any words edgewise and nervously laughs. It's awkward. Jay and Kev showed how you do a late night show.
If you’re doing a tv show, this a gift from above. People from all over the country sending you free material, you just pick the best stuff. Hadn’t seen any of this, because I was more of a Letterman viewer, but this is probably Jay’s strong suit - taking relatable, genuine stuff and making it funnier. Similar to his ‘Jay Walking’ street interviews. Thanks very much for putting this together.
Me too! I used to tune in on this tiny black and white TV/weather radio thing I had in my room while I was supposed to be doing my homework. 😁 This video brings me back a fragment of a feeling of those relatively carefree years just before September 2001...
People can be mean. I world love to say tytytyty to the creator of this compilation 💜 💖 💓 💕 💗 ♥️ 💜 💖 💓 💕 💗 ♥️ I will be watching this over and over for years to come
Don't bet on that! It is worse than ever with the help of autocorrecting for text. The sad thing is that spelling and grammar skills are becoming something deemed as an unnecessary skill so people don't even recognize that the correction is even worse than their guess.
I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. I miss him on the Tonight show. I used get off work at 10:30 pm, rush home to shower & get in bed so I could watch Jay. He was hilarious.
You made me curious. This video has been 'watched' for 8,782,446 hours. If my math is right that's about 1002 years. From Feb. 10 - April 1 it was viewed for 975,624 hours. So 111 years-ish. That stretch is by far the biggest bump it's had. It's unreal something I taped 20 years ago with no idea that more than a couple of people might ever have even seen it, has eaten up a millennia. Now imagine what a really popular channel's analytics look like. I imagine Netflix has comsumed billions of years of people's time.
I never got around to it but in Scottsdale, there is a sign that reads, “Welcome to Scottsdale, the worlds most livable city” literally behind it, on the very property, is a cemetery. I always laugh at that whenever I see it.
Near my old doctors office there was a sign that said either "SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY" or "WATCH FOR CHILDREN" and a crosswalk right in front of a graveyard. 😵 There wasnt anything across the street so I'm not even sure why there was a crosswalk. 😬 I always cracked up about it but I did have a nightmare at one point about being stuck at that cemetary with zombie children chasing me. 😳 There was another weirdly placed sign at a different point on that road in the opposite direction but I'm having trouble remembering it. 😥
2 signs in Farmington NM. One that reads "Jesus is watching you " and right next to that a sign that reads "adult video" funniest thing I've ever seen!
Claudette S I went to one of Jay's shows during his really final week, I had the great pleasure of meeting him during a commercial break! He's on the other side of the audience, then all of a sudden I hear him calling to me! Threw me up a pair of Tonight Show socks to take home! Years before my Mom wrote to him telling him I was a fan of his and watched every night, he sent me an autograph pic of him for Christmas that I have in a frame! When he threw the socks up to me he somehow recognized me and said "You're a long way from home, LA isn't exactly right up the street!" and did his trademark laugh! I thanked him for granting my ticket request and he said no thank you for the support all these years, happy to do it for you! Class act, every bit the great guy in person as he was on TV.
@@BhChicagoTVStationhistoriesand Oh my gosh! What a great story! I’m back, my happy place. He’s very funny and kind, never a meanie. Thank you for sharing your story. I’m glad I saw it.
I loved Jay Leno and miss seeing him nightly on TV. Clean humor and his love for his wife. His first show after 911 was so respectful and sensitive to how the country was feeling. I was happy to find Headlines on CZcams. So funny!
The country was feeling delicate and sensitive and the Bush administration took full advantage of that. 25 years later; they dug ourselves into a hole on the world stage, Russia and China followed our example as a leader of the world by unilaterally invading any sovereign nation they wanted.
I'm a nurse. A few years ago, my co workers instructed me to go to one of the patient's rooms. I asked why and they told me to just go. I walked in, and there in the bed was a female who looked just like Jay Leno. I mean exactly. My jaw dropped and I looked out in the hall to find all of my co workers lined up waiting to see my reaction. I certainly didn't want to hurt the woman's feelings and started to chat with her and within a few minutes she was telling me how she had an affair with Tom Jones back in the day. She said she met him back stage and he invited her to his hotel room and how they would meet up in a hotel when he came to town. Granted, this would have been in her younger days but I never would have expected Tom Jones to be attracted to a Jay Leno look alike... even the younger version lol
Sorry to be offtopic but does someone know a tool to get back into an instagram account..? I was dumb lost my password. I appreciate any help you can offer me!
A simpler time when people got their news from the paper with morning coffee, and entertainment from Leno and Letterman, instead of hunched over their smartphone in the middle of the night.
Why is that bad though? LoL. Instead of paper...we can read...thousands of newspapers in a single device. And yes you can still drink coffee while reading it. What's bad is PEOPLE DONT READ ANYMORE. Thats the problem not the medium.
1:16:29 "Making biscuits" is when a cat does cute kneading motions on people. The happiest time in a cat's life is when they are a kitten drinking their mother's milk, and the kneading makes the milk flow.
Following the lead of rolf78, here's a shout out to the incomparable Kevin Eubanks who is just such cool guy and his banter with Jay and his infectious laugh add so much to Jay's headlines.
The good ole days. I can hardly believe I'm looking back at 2000 as good ole days.
23 years just flew. This was pre 9/11 . The world really was way more chill.
Well, as they said, "the world will never be the same", and it hasn't been. That was the beginning of all this tyranny against the US citizens. After 911, the next major crisis was the plandemic. And there will be another one so they can further shape the world they want - complete control, track, stack and pack, get us eating insects, and transhumanism. Not to mention, slowly killing us off. Things will only get worse as we march toward 2030 which is their goal to have a lot of their draconian measures implemented.
We've allowed this generation of asshats, tell us what we should think, and accept and agree with,No Way,Keep Bailing.
I miss those nights!!! All my family alive back in 2000, watching Leno every night with our peppermint ice cream !
TV
These were better times. Yeahim 52 suck it.
I feel ya Brother, Stay Strong
I fell asleep to this and woke up thinking “people in my dream were making me laugh my ass off!” Turns out this was just seeping in haha
I just woke up to this too😂😂😂
It is so sad to see how beautiful the past was and that this time will never come back.
The magic of that time has completely disappeared today.
Thank you Jay for letting us share these great years with you.
Sadly the democrats are the reason those days are gone.
💯 and what is almost as sad..... half the population doesn't get it because they didn't live thru the "great years."
@@matthewstreeter2131 And they're the reason some headlines couldn't be shown anytime during the past decade had he not retired.
You've never ordered at the back door of a restaurant because you were legally unable to go inside. Those were the good old days.
I think the present is appreciative of what was without needing to go backwards. And we have these videos.
These were great times for me. I was middle age, lots of money, energy and living good. Now I'm old and dying. To bad that we grow old and die. Thank you Jay and Kevin for all the good times and memories ❤
God bless you sir
Leap. MARK 9: 24 "Lord, I believe; help thou mine unbelief."
Keep the Lord Close.
I suffer from anxiety disorders, but when I watch Jay Leno I laugh so much, it doesn't bother me 😂!! He's my medicine!!
Same here brother. Hope youre
you're doing well
me too!
I'm just cracking up watching. My stomach is sore from laughing. I forgot how funny these were.
Try cutting all sugar
@@odinata Yeah, I have.
Jay's headlines are such a welcome and soothing respite from this crazy world.
NO KIDDING!
If I were in charge at NBC, I'd pay big money for Jay to come back and do a Jay Leno's Headlines series for one hour every Monday night.
I don't know but would it be possible, what I mean to say is I think the zeitgeist of it was that it occurred when it did. I think if you try to do it now it unfortunately would render it forced and ineffectual. Almost like a spontaneous young love, it's beautiful because it happened in the moment and trying to recreate it again would only cheapen what it was he once gave us
Jesus Christ i didn’t expect emotionally traumatized by the comment section here
Everyone has to retire eventually. Wish our presidents would get that memo.
Well, of course it would be possible. But would it be popular? Would it get ratings? I believe it would, based on this very video. Ten million views in five years and 24,000 likes. Would Jay want to do it? I don't know. The only way we would find out would be to e-mail NBC and tell them we want it, and then see what happens. I think it could be a funny show, and not dated, because newspapers, magazines and restaurant menus still have unfortunate typos.
man i used to lay beside my grandma's bed in the floor on some blankets and would watch this show with her she would fall asleep 20 mins in but leave the TV on for me.. good times
God I miss watching this. The sun shined a little brighter back then. People born in the 1980s understand. I love jay.
It sure did. We’re all old now.
I used to always go to the living room at 11:30 to watch Leno with my grandmother. She would always switch to QVC at midnight to see "Today's Special Value". I love watching this. Reminds me of her.
forcingfate I just commented the same thing. I’d love Monday nights and I’d always remind my grandma that it was time for headlines and we’d sit on the couch and I’d end up laying with my head in her lap and fall asleep. Man I miss her, wish I had a time machine.
That’s really weird I used to watch jay with my grandma as well
I use to watch Leno every night with my grandfather.
Iam so,so sorry about the passing of your grandma!!! 😭😭😭😭,Iam glad you have those memories forcingfate!!!! My grandma passed away 3 years ago from cancer,I miss her so,so,so,so much!!!!
Woah. I remember QVC.
When I was a teenager, I wrote the tonight show to tell them they should do headlines more than once a week
Headlines was the only bit of late-night tv I was regularly allowed to stay up and watch.
I was younger than a teenager at the time.
Yes classic! Loved Jay’s Headlines!!
I wrote to Elvis and told him he should eat peanut butter and banana sandwichs
lol lol Liz
Then they wrote back and said "Shut it, teenager..."
This makes me feel warm inside. I miss Jay and letterman. It was always nice knowing they would be on later. Life was normal.
Life was normal! I think the year 2000 was my generation's end of "normal". The next year was 9/11 and all the ridiculousness that ensued since then. Maybe I'm just old now but the rate of change in our culture has seemed to speed up since 2000. Of course an earlier generation wished to return to a time "back before Elvis, before that Vietnam War came along. ". At a certain point in life it just seems to get ridiculous. Around 2000 was kind of a sweet spot though.
U must be old. Letterman was funny however Jay was not. Wake up friend 😊
They both were funny Jay had better bits.
@Dennis Lopez we get it: you don't like Jay. Do you need the list of another 40 threads to state the same opinion?
@@tomwakemsr.4942 it still wasn't too bad up until around 2008.....downhill ever since...
I remember sneaking out to the living room when I was little to watch these when I was really young. After awhile my parents just let me stay up to watch them and once they were over, it was off to bed.
Same with me and Letterman, lol. I just really needed to be allowed to stay up for the Top 10. Dad would usually send me to bed after that, because it was just usually celeb interviews after that anyway and I didn't care about those as a 10-year-old LOL
Do you remember the first one you saw?
@@lumen8341 haha forgot about the top 10, that was a great segment too
Same, my parents let me watch though by this point but I remember sneaking on the TV in my bedroom in the mid-90s. I was 14-15 when these aired in 2000, but I always loved Headlines. Only part of his show I thought was funny. I was a much bigger fan of Letterman, especially as an adult.
Same with me, but it was Carson.
I'm just an old chunk of coal now.
I miss Jay and Kevin. Far better routines than today's (2023) crap on late night TV. Not worth watching any more since Jay left.
I remember watching this back in 2000 with my grandmother. 20 years later and it's still funny and just as good as it was in 2000. Jay leno was always the best tonight show host.
Conan is funnier tho. And I watched both. This doesn’t hold up. Plus he was a perve
what does your grandmother think of todays late night “comedy”?
we'd just watch wwe and not 2 mind my own anyways hola at yah boi x
Kevin Eubanks had the best job in the world. I used to watch this with my mom special nights and am watching them again on a bing 15 years later.
Ya all he had to do was sit and relax, laugh at Jay's jokes and play guitar
I came here looking for Jay because I honestly miss the man and his program after watching some of the poor excuses we have today. No one can fill this man's shoes.
Conan > Leno
Helius Infinitus especially Jimmy god that guy sucks he’s like Joey from full house he’s not funny
But he could actually be really unkind and as a result not funny.
Yup i remember when he started after JOHNNY CARSON retired, now Jimmy Fallon is not funny at all sorry to say, should've stayed at SNL
yea gave up on the new guy i was hoping nbc would wake up
and realise that all good comedians are retired my second
choice is tim allen very funny guy
I was watching a closer look & woke up to this lol
2000, what a great year. My Grandfather and I would watch Leno every night, religiously. He has since passed away. It was also my senior year of high school, and the same year that I met my first love. Seeing stuff like this brings a nostalgic warmth to my heart, and reminds me of a time when I was truly happy.
Are we sad posting my friend? Let it begin. I used to watch these on an old worn down couch in my grandparents living room. So cozy! My grandpa was still alive, my mom was so young and healthy, and my sisters were toddlers and not drug addicts. They were happy back then.
I would give up being this tough, bearded, middle aged man and go back to being scrawny nerdy me to have those days back.
Simpler times.
That’s soo cool😎👍🏻 Dallas Bagley
Everyone has their period in time. I can't be the only one that watched the "the 90's" series and wept like a child.
when did this aire?
Your story makes me happy, thanks. I watched this show almost every night when I'm serving military 03~05. Jay makes me laugh every night.
Man i miss this show so much. Im only 29!but i used to watch this with my mom every night
I miss this man so much! These clips were hilarious 😆
Indeed! I can’t believe how many of these I watched once I re-discovered them!
I worked for a newspaper for a number of years, laying out the ads first, then later I became a reporter/ writer. So, this kind of thing is right up my alley! 😂
Not even remotely funny
@@dennislopez8661 it's funny you don't find it funny ahaha
Fell asleep watching CZcams and woke up to this
Happen's to me all the time
Same!!
me too
Same
Same
Nostalgia ❤❤❤❤ I was born in 84' .... I miss Headlines ❤❤❤
😂😂😂😂
Man Jay was good at creating a good atmosphere. Loved his shows and Kevin was the perfect sidekick.
You nailed it! I think that's why so many of us converted from Letterman to Leno in 1995. We tuned in on Hugh Grant night and saw Jay and Kevin doing Beyondo and having the best time. None of the angsty irony from Dave's world and it was a surprisingly better way to end a night. It really all turned around for Leno when Kevin moved into Branford's position.
Mike Stevenson Exactly. I'd been watching Jay from night one, it was obvious while Branford was a good, talented guy he wasn't going to be bandleader for long regardless of if Kev had taken over for him or not. Branford was just going in a different direction and he's done well for himself. When Kev took over, at first he was basically doing Branford's job to the letter. Then suddenly, and I can't remember how long after taking over it was, Jay decided one night to improv try some banter with him during the monologue. Bam, you could tell right away they had very good chemistry. Over a pretty short period of time after that, Jay added more and more monologue banter until he was a full regular part of that. Then he tried having Kev do some of the comedy bits/sketches with him and their chemistry got even stronger. Kev said in an interview several years back all of it just happened organically and that he didn't see any of it coming AT ALL. Also said it was the best time of his life, he loved every minute of it. Promoting Kev to bandleader when Branford left was the right call. Jay got his Ed McMahon...he got REALLY lucky, that night he decided to try the monologue banter paid off big time. Both Jay and Kev made the show what it was. Miss them both, I haven't watched late night or the Tonight Show since Jay left!
@@mikestevenson576 was
@@mikestevenson576 has was something like this
@@mikestevenson576 was
Time flies by...we are all getting old.
paddocmegchiru I wish I was just getting old......😫
Nah,just a bit wiser .
Aint that the truth
Never forget, we're still very young, we only die twice
I still get ID 🥺
Iam a miserable human and i laughed for a solid 3 hours. And the VCR fluctuations have me a nostalgia high. Thank you!
I've been cleaning out recently and found a box of old VHS tapes. Those were the days. Remember the occasional stuck reel and you had to pry the cartridge out? LoL Good old days! Pretty sure I have a VCR machine somewhere about too.
This brings back memories of laying on the couch with my grandma and laughing every Monday night at these. Miss you grandma ❤️
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiujoh
Almost 4 hours of Headlines? Im in heaven.
I got an official warning about excessive noise coming from my dorm room because several of us were laughing too loud.
Thomas Ford Was worth every bit of that warning too! It was a good, clean fun time where you knew you were guaranteed to laugh!
Had the whole dorm floor tuning into Leno when I got to college. We all had our doors open
That's crazy. Nobody watched, or even had a TV in their room, when I was in college from '88-'92. One guy on a baseball scholarship did have a small black and white that he used to watch baseball by himself and chewed sunflower seeds.
I was a fan of Johnny Carson for decades, but after he retired, I watched Jay Leno as host. Alot of his monologues, headlines, Jaywalking, and stuff from the 99 cent store were hilarious.
Wow u must be ancient. Jay was not funny at all and what he did to Conan was unforgivable.
@@dennislopez8661 Jay Leno was a legend in his own time. I know some didn't find it funny but I loved him. And at 42 maybe I am ancient but we all get old.
Pluto tv app is free and has an entire channel of just Johnny
@@dennislopez8661 Conan sucked
More proof Leno's comedy stands the test of time.... :-)
Lmao yeah no… he’s not funny at all…
@@dennislopez8661 found the liberal
@@chubbsbully7198 Sounds like he's going thru gender transition.
@@hmdoc16 that makes zero zense
This was GOLD!!
Jay's commentary and kevin laughing in the background make the headlines way funnier.
No, they don’t. Conan all the way
@@dennislopez8661 you must have a crush on Conan.
You most have a crush on Leno 😆
@@dennislopez8661 , logical fallacy: false dichotomy.
A false dichotomy claims that only one of two things can be true when that isn't, in fact, the case.
A single person can find Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno's headlines funny.
I am such a person. Therefore, I disprove your claim.
If you would rather say that you personally find Conan O'Brien funny but do not find Jay Leno or headlines to be funny, that would be true and logically sound.
You can tell from Dennis's comments that not only has he never watched Leno, but he didn't watch Conan when he hosted the Tonight show for the short time he was on. It wasn't the right fit for him, and he ended up having a very successful career despite losing the Tonight show gig.
Dennis is just hating on Leno because the internet told him to and isn't capable of thinking for himself.
By far my favorite part of Jay's show. I used to watch ALL of these!
And i was wondering were did half of my life go? sleeping all day and watching JAY every night. The laugh of that BOLD black guitar player on the background is stucked on my brain.
You mean Kevin Eubanks?
i fell asleep watching youtube. this is what i woke up to watching...i was watching david dobrik...
Yepp me too
@@Lewjis me three
Same thing happened to me today, weird.
I just woke up with this playing too. 2&1/2 hours into it too..
33 mins in just woke up lol
I miss Headlines with Jay Leno!!!!
The good old days
Jay Leno WAS the show! Methinks not a soul could replace him! that fart replacement doesn't hold a single candle to him! We all Miss ye mate Jay!
I'm not sure I understand why there are almost 5 thousand thumbs down for this. It's a hoot.
it hit too close to their "group"
All of them from Newspaper Reporters & Editors no doubt...
Love you Jay , miss you!
As a person who was born in March of 2000, watching this video is so strange but also hilarious for me
I'll tell you what this segment alone is better than any segment that Jimmy Fallon does on his show 100%
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I love Jimmy, but I might also agree. Jay quipping about these ads is a kind of humor that hasn’t been replaced. I think he did it better than Dave…
Fallon is awful
You can tell me, but that won’t make it right. This stuff, while funny, takes zero creative thought.
100,000,000x's better than anything on TV today!!!
I've been waiting him for over 12 yrs I'm from Somerville mas my pals aot older than me ..I'm blessed. ...jay is really Massachusett "" Pisssa"" haha hell get thar love ya jay
My late Father & I used to watch this show every night!
I miss newspapers
Me too!
I miss Johnny Carson
How I miss "Headlines"....especially the wedding ones!
lol me too. those were always my favorite segments with Jay, always made me lol, they were just the best. Most times Jay couldn't keep a straight face during them:
Jay: "Uh-oh, it's the Boner-Holder wedding!" xD
@@TheBraunMachine2011 its the orange-butte wedding.
I had to be the only teenager in the hood that couldn't wait for Monday nights so I could watch Monday night Raw and the Jay Leno for HEADLINES!
You weren't my brother I'm dying rewatching this omg!!!
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I miss U Jay Leno
WOW, do we ever MISS you Jay!
Mary Adams I miss Jay and Kev a lot! Fallon isn't even a pale shadow of what Jay was. The few times I've seen a few minutes of Jimmy, it's obvious the Tonight Show is far too much weight for him, just way too much for him period. He lols constantly nervous, won't let guests get in any words edgewise and nervously laughs. It's awkward. Jay and Kev showed how you do a late night show.
I miss Jay Leno on The Tonight Show..😩
i usedto watch this as a kid and i just found this gold mine
If you’re doing a tv show, this a gift from above. People from all over the country sending you free material, you just pick the best stuff.
Hadn’t seen any of this, because I was more of a Letterman viewer, but this is probably Jay’s strong suit - taking relatable, genuine stuff and making it funnier. Similar to his ‘Jay Walking’ street interviews. Thanks very much for putting this together.
This segment was the only reason I watched this show in my teen years.
Mondays, right?
Me too! I used to tune in on this tiny black and white TV/weather radio thing I had in my room while I was supposed to be doing my homework. 😁 This video brings me back a fragment of a feeling of those relatively carefree years just before September 2001...
Cb Walker sends his regards and a pair of pilgrim shoes.
Here's wishing Jay Leno a speedy recovery from his 2nd degree accidental burn incident
People can be mean. I world love to say tytytyty to the creator of this compilation 💜 💖 💓 💕 💗 ♥️ 💜 💖 💓 💕 💗 ♥️ I will be watching this over and over for years to come
Tonight Show Headlines, yet another simple pleasure destroyed by technology.
Don't bet on that! It is worse than ever with the help of autocorrecting for text. The sad thing is that spelling and grammar skills are becoming something deemed as an unnecessary skill so people don't even recognize that the correction is even worse than their guess.
Great news! Ross is finally going to MARS! 🙌
And no adds !!!!!! You are truly a national treasure
Wow, somehow these seem so much more wholesome watching from 2021.
Well, anarchy won.
I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. I miss him on the Tonight show. I used get off work at 10:30 pm, rush home to shower & get in bed so I could watch Jay. He was hilarious.
The good days ❤
Almost 4hrs of Headlines?! Thank you sir!
Headlines and Jaywalking were the best.
I have invested 12 hours of my life watching this damn video THREE TIMES!!! Thanks COVID.
You made me curious. This video has been 'watched' for 8,782,446 hours. If my math is right that's about 1002 years. From Feb. 10 - April 1 it was viewed for 975,624 hours. So 111 years-ish. That stretch is by far the biggest bump it's had. It's unreal something I taped 20 years ago with no idea that more than a couple of people might ever have even seen it, has eaten up a millennia. Now imagine what a really popular channel's analytics look like. I imagine Netflix has comsumed billions of years of people's time.
@@RoundingThird Holy HELL!!! THAT is a LOT of Leno!
Just think if we didn’t have CZcams during Covid!?!? 😹😹😹
Who's watching during Coronavirus 2020?
Me. This is one of my favorite Leno segments so I do find myself coming back to it time and time again when I'm feeling down.
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@@fluddcappy314 yeah, me too
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Hilarious! When I need a good laugh I'll watch Headlines by Jay Leno.
Watch Conan, you’ll laugh at REAL comedy
what a better time.
Nothing came from the internet back then, this is so genuine.
Jay Leno’s headlines Never show up in my feed during the day, but I always wake up to them on autoplay in the middle of the night!
I find it amusing that it shows the HI-Fi and tape recording speed at the beginning. Who remembers what LP, SP, and SLP mean?
If I remember correctly, long play, short play and super long play. Or was it rhetorical?
@@GrahameChristianGould yep, thats how I remember it
Used to watch the headlines all the time with my parents as a kid. I remember trying to not fall asleep waiting for them to come on
I never got around to it but in Scottsdale, there is a sign that reads, “Welcome to Scottsdale, the worlds most livable city” literally behind it, on the very property, is a cemetery. I always laugh at that whenever I see it.
Near my old doctors office there was a sign that said either "SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY" or "WATCH FOR CHILDREN" and a crosswalk right in front of a graveyard. 😵 There wasnt anything across the street so I'm not even sure why there was a crosswalk. 😬 I always cracked up about it but I did have a nightmare at one point about being stuck at that cemetary with zombie children chasing me. 😳 There was another weirdly placed sign at a different point on that road in the opposite direction but I'm having trouble remembering it. 😥
Don’t have a picture, but there is a new Sushi restaurant here in Gahanna Ohio, right next door to a recently shut down aquarium! 🤣
2 signs in Farmington NM. One that reads "Jesus is watching you " and right next to that a sign that reads "adult video" funniest thing I've ever seen!
23 years later it's still funny.
"does you have asthma?" ..idk why but that shit killed me 😂😂
This is my happy place.
Claudette S I went to one of Jay's shows during his really final week, I had the great pleasure of meeting him during a commercial break! He's on the other side of the audience, then all of a sudden I hear him calling to me! Threw me up a pair of Tonight Show socks to take home! Years before my Mom wrote to him telling him I was a fan of his and watched every night, he sent me an autograph pic of him for Christmas that I have in a frame! When he threw the socks up to me he somehow recognized me and said "You're a long way from home, LA isn't exactly right up the street!" and did his trademark laugh! I thanked him for granting my ticket request and he said no thank you for the support all these years, happy to do it for you! Class act, every bit the great guy in person as he was on TV.
@@BhChicagoTVStationhistoriesand Oh my gosh! What a great story! I’m back, my happy place. He’s very funny and kind, never a meanie. Thank you for sharing your story. I’m glad I saw it.
@@BhChicagoTVStationhistoriesand cool
These were better times
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I miss Jay, always liked Monday nights when Jay did Headlines. I am sure if someone else did these now again I would watch it!
It wouldn't be the same...
I can't believe somebody compiled 4 hours of Jay Leno's headlines!!
Yeah, what a masochist, right?
Loved watching these. Back when we still had newspapers. Watching June 2022!
I love how they used to block out phone numbers and not the names because they didn’t realize how easy it would be in the future to find people.
The Dr. Dr. is still in bussiness :)
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So fun! I sent in the K2Y clip used at the 9:50 mark! We waited weeks to see that one appear!!
that's awesome you got your clip aired! mine never were lol
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I loved Jay Leno and miss seeing him nightly on TV. Clean humor and his love for his wife. His first show after 911 was so respectful and sensitive to how the country was feeling. I was happy to find Headlines on CZcams. So funny!
LOL! Clean humor?
The country was feeling delicate and sensitive and the Bush administration took full advantage of that.
25 years later; they dug ourselves into a hole on the world stage, Russia and China followed our example as a leader of the world by unilaterally invading any sovereign nation they wanted.
I'm a nurse. A few years ago, my co workers instructed me to go to one of the patient's rooms. I asked why and they told me to just go. I walked in, and there in the bed was a female who looked just like Jay Leno. I mean exactly. My jaw dropped and I looked out in the hall to find all of my co workers lined up waiting to see my reaction. I certainly didn't want to hurt the woman's feelings and started to chat with her and within a few minutes she was telling me how she had an affair with Tom Jones back in the day. She said she met him back stage and he invited her to his hotel room and how they would meet up in a hotel when he came to town. Granted, this would have been in her younger days but I never would have expected Tom Jones to be attracted to a Jay Leno look alike... even the younger version lol
Haha geil
he wasn't exactly pretty himself...
He wasn't looking at her chin
@@shadegreen5351 maybe that's what he was attracted to? "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone"
@@pb12661🤣🤣😂 Good one!! 👍
Am I the only person who grew up with Jay and still thinks these jokes are funny today.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
How I loved jay Leno! I was overjoyed to find this and the 99 cent show,we need him back he was the best!
Sorry to be offtopic but does someone know a tool to get back into an instagram account..?
I was dumb lost my password. I appreciate any help you can offer me!
This was my favorite segment on the show. I love Jay Leno
17:02 Watching in 2020, that add was ahead of its time
Would stay up with my mother to watch every monday
I can't get enough of this s .
So cool to find this treasure of fun with Jay Leno! Thank you Jay! Thank you to those who brought this together!
Thnx for the smiles.. hope this inspires the be new guys
I miss Jay Leno's program
I can’t believe this is 23 years ago
I’m old 😢
A simpler time when people got their news from the paper with morning coffee, and entertainment from Leno and Letterman, instead of hunched over their smartphone in the middle of the night.
And NBC wanted Jay Leno to die his hair back to dark he told.them he earned it glad he wasn't afraid to stand up to them
Why is that bad though? LoL. Instead of paper...we can read...thousands of newspapers in a single device. And yes you can still drink coffee while reading it. What's bad is PEOPLE DONT READ ANYMORE. Thats the problem not the medium.
18 years on and still funny.
Like Groucho, that's the definition of quality humor.
1:16:29 "Making biscuits" is when a cat does cute kneading motions on people. The happiest time in a cat's life is when they are a kitten drinking their mother's milk, and the kneading makes the milk flow.
Who talks like that👨🦳!?!?
It's pretty common among cat owners. It's not my favorite metaphor.
My face hurts from smiling and laughing all the time. Jay had a flair for this.
These never get old! They're timeless too...as long as there's media there will be Headlines.
Following the lead of rolf78, here's a shout out to the incomparable Kevin Eubanks who is just such cool guy and his banter with Jay and his infectious laugh add so much to Jay's headlines.