Jay Leno Best of Headlines Part 8

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    Remembering the Best Headlines by Jay Leno of The Tonight Show.
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Komentáře • 213

  • @TheFullmetalj
    @TheFullmetalj Před 2 lety +97

    Every time I need a good laugh, I watch Jay Leno’s Headline.

  • @mousetreehouse6833
    @mousetreehouse6833 Před 2 lety +18

    When late night was fun, especially on Monday! 😁

  • @johnmaki3046
    @johnmaki3046 Před 3 lety +204

    Jay Leno WAS SO MUCH BETTER than Jimmy Fallon!!

    • @butchrowerakamannyfraker955
      @butchrowerakamannyfraker955 Před 3 lety +17

      So much better than ALL of them

    • @vikrantarora5709
      @vikrantarora5709 Před 2 lety +6

      @@butchrowerakamannyfraker955 Absolutely.

    • @joswanell9672
      @joswanell9672 Před 2 lety +22

      The ONLY person that did a better job than Jay Leno was Johnny Carson, himself!

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 Před 2 lety +3

      Not really a high bar to clear, tbh.

    • @esmereldanesmerelda3313
      @esmereldanesmerelda3313 Před 2 lety +6

      It does not seem possible that Leno is ild enough to retire. What is he doing now? Is he still alive? Healthy?

  • @Justacogg
    @Justacogg Před rokem +7

    Gosh I really miss these! 😊

  • @nelliethompson5171
    @nelliethompson5171 Před 2 lety +52

    Jay Leno is sooo funny! I miss him on late night TV!

  • @skyebird3933
    @skyebird3933 Před rokem +26

    Never tire of these headline funnies. Jay's remarks give me a laugh everytime.

  • @claiborneeastjr4129
    @claiborneeastjr4129 Před rokem +9

    Since Jay left, the Tonight Show is not worth watching. He and Johnny were the best entertainers on late night TV - bar none.

  • @barbaramurch6883
    @barbaramurch6883 Před 2 lety +16

    This is when TV was great! Not so much now!

  • @AkiraCatt24
    @AkiraCatt24 Před 2 lety +16

    OMG! "Headlines" is what I miss most from Jay Leno!! NEVER FAILS to make me laugh!!

  • @StevenRayGarcia
    @StevenRayGarcia Před 2 lety +16

    Kevin was a great wingman on this show. These guys worked well together. I miss this show. His self deprecation was great.

  • @hizaleus
    @hizaleus Před 9 měsíci +5

    This series has given me the most outright, even painful, fits of laughter I have experienced since childhood. This particular episode has been the best so far.🤣

  • @markschilleman8987
    @markschilleman8987 Před 2 lety +16

    Headlines, always amazing.

  • @Classicrocker6119
    @Classicrocker6119 Před rokem +13

    It’s amazing how Jay didn’t lose his composure during some of these headlines. Kevin did it for him and perhaps that’s just one of many reasons why they worked so well together.

  • @skyebird3933
    @skyebird3933 Před 7 měsíci +3

    No matter how many times I watch this it's still funny a the first time.

  • @conniepenner4795
    @conniepenner4795 Před 3 lety +42

    I love watching these especially since 2016 Clean funny and he is a hoot. I miss late night

    • @robadams5799
      @robadams5799 Před 2 lety +3

      I wouldn't exactly call all those double entendres "clean." Funny, though.

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 Před 2 lety +1

      Connie Prnner we still have Cobert and Jimmy Kimmel!!!

    • @DefaultName-hs6gd
      @DefaultName-hs6gd Před 2 lety +1

      They’re not comedians, they’re paid propaganda.

  • @karenhope6986
    @karenhope6986 Před 2 lety +16

    Hilarious...JAY IS SOOO MISSED . glad for reruns

  • @martymartin904
    @martymartin904 Před 3 lety +58

    Gawd, I miss decent late night television....

  • @dawoool
    @dawoool Před 2 lety +19

    I miss Jay, Kev, Johnny, Ed, and Doc. Today I'd rather watch paint dry.

  • @Author_Alyssa_Taylor
    @Author_Alyssa_Taylor Před rokem +2

    This is helping me through the writer's strike

  • @gaylewayland9628
    @gaylewayland9628 Před 4 lety +30

    Love these! They bring back good memories.

  • @matthewdickson2499
    @matthewdickson2499 Před rokem +3

    The 'toilet golf' and 'unbuildable flying triangle landslide area' are two of my favorites.

  • @iluvdrywall
    @iluvdrywall Před rokem +2

    Funny stuff! Laughter is good medicine!

  • @crustycobs2669
    @crustycobs2669 Před rokem +5

    Jay was and still is a very funny guy

  • @billolsen4360
    @billolsen4360 Před 2 lety +33

    I miss Jay's headlines, but miss Kevin's input even more.

  • @blondegypsy8525
    @blondegypsy8525 Před 3 lety +25

    Thank you. This was much needed after the election....

  • @jenniesmith1106
    @jenniesmith1106 Před rokem +14

    Jay Leno is a national treasure. I miss Jay and Kevin. I never watch late night shows anymore. It’s all politics. Very divisive and distasteful.

  • @jerrypaugh3133
    @jerrypaugh3133 Před rokem +2

    I think this so funny crazy lol 😂😅😊

  • @Ole_CornPop
    @Ole_CornPop Před 2 lety +10

    Jay Leno is like a slight of hand magician that doesn't even have hands.

  • @bradwallin8358
    @bradwallin8358 Před 2 lety +8

    I miss Jay Lego...always had such a great buildup!

  • @XanaxDust214
    @XanaxDust214 Před 2 lety +12

    20:55 - Just hysterical that most of the audience was silent and didn't understand what was wrong with that Shakespeare ad!

  • @jordanpatton2352
    @jordanpatton2352 Před 2 lety +14

    kevin makes me laugh

    • @melissayager883
      @melissayager883 Před 2 lety +4

      I so agree I love Jay Leno he makes everything hilarious but Kevin had that laugh and I've always had a crush on him I wonder where he's at right now?? My goodness something about him has just such a calm demeanor and a beautiful smile. His laugh was just so low key but yet you can tell he was really really laughing! I miss those two!!! They need to hook back up together and bring us some real comedy again :-)

  • @777logan5
    @777logan5 Před 3 lety +3

    Awesome................

  • @richardwatson6799
    @richardwatson6799 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Jay Leno could have done segments on just police blotters

  • @bobgoldberg4773
    @bobgoldberg4773 Před 3 lety +15

    Jimmy who?

  • @wmwastle
    @wmwastle Před 3 lety +6

    Love Jay Leno...Not too interested in Your Version of what you think is the best....

  • @smittykins
    @smittykins Před rokem +3

    I’m kind of surprised Dr. Peeper wasn’t an optometrist.

  • @catherinemarinuzzi1003
    @catherinemarinuzzi1003 Před rokem +2

    Ending on the Gay Leno wedding 😂

  • @timothystrepek9264
    @timothystrepek9264 Před 2 lety +1

    YES HE WAS THE BEST

  • @Mintman83
    @Mintman83 Před 2 lety +4

    If I was named Dick Feely I’d just call myself Richard

  • @LuAnnHeston
    @LuAnnHeston Před rokem

    Kevin's laugh in the background makes Headlines perfect

  • @eph2vv89only1way
    @eph2vv89only1way Před 2 lety +5

    Don’t ride the scooter over one man. Ride it over many

  • @CaseAgainstFaith1
    @CaseAgainstFaith1 Před 2 lety +3

    He said someday he will show us on cable the ones he can't use. I sure wish he actually would.

  • @FreihEitner
    @FreihEitner Před 4 lety +9

    23:16 - is that like "We're not happy till you're not happy"?

  • @waynesodrel4453
    @waynesodrel4453 Před 2 lety +15

    Jimmy has been a very bad replacement for Leno

    • @markd6634
      @markd6634 Před rokem

      I agree. I tried to watch Jimmy but he just didn't make me laugh.

  • @Red-rl1xx
    @Red-rl1xx Před 4 lety +15

    11:45 Wanna hear another one about that "Doo Doo the Clown"? Look up "News anchor can't stop laughing at clown name".

    • @randallulrich
      @randallulrich Před 2 lety +3

      Reminds me of Seinfeld's bit about Bozo the Clown.
      Seinfeld: “I mean, Bozo the Clown...does he really need ‘the clown’ in his title, as clown? Bozo, ‘the’ clown? Are we going to confuse him with Bozo the district attorney? Bozo the pope? There's no other Bozo.”

  • @sneezyg1
    @sneezyg1 Před 2 lety +6

    I like how Kevin always looks and sounds high af

    • @dawoool
      @dawoool Před 2 lety

      As long as he can do his job.

  • @nancykolonich2531
    @nancykolonich2531 Před rokem +3

    Miss Kevin's laugh

  • @guidedmeditation2396
    @guidedmeditation2396 Před 10 měsíci

    Late night shows don't have laughs like that anymore.

  • @chuckdieselkicksdisks2380
    @chuckdieselkicksdisks2380 Před 9 měsíci +1

    @29:57 she's def had that beehive since the 60's

  • @cyrojayfullero2970
    @cyrojayfullero2970 Před 3 lety +8

    the last one.. that was a coincidence.. GAY LENO WEDDING

  • @donjacobs3328
    @donjacobs3328 Před 6 měsíci

    Fallon should steal this bit and can thank you notes

  • @JohnDoe-wb4iv
    @JohnDoe-wb4iv Před 2 lety +5

    And Carson was the best

  • @GalaxyTheSnailTurd
    @GalaxyTheSnailTurd Před rokem +1

    Crazed gunman mows down 15 in post office..
    Aren't people taking this Elvis stamp thing a little too seriously??🤣loved in living color.

  • @charlieramos6525
    @charlieramos6525 Před rokem

    Way better no contest!!

  • @NoahMizrahi
    @NoahMizrahi Před 2 měsíci

    am i the only one laughin my ass off watchin that old dude wit headlines

  • @oneandatwo
    @oneandatwo Před 2 lety

    great.

  • @TheInkPitOx
    @TheInkPitOx Před 2 lety

    The laughter sounds like a laugh track if it isn't.

    • @markd6634
      @markd6634 Před rokem +3

      No laugh track, it was a real audience every night.

  • @idaslapter5987
    @idaslapter5987 Před rokem +3

    10:54 Airline chicken breast is a real thing in the culinary world. Its a cut of chicken composed of the boneless chicken breast with the wing drumette attached. The breast is skin-on, and the first wing joint and tendon are attached while the rest of the breast is boneless.

  • @infinityinfinityinfi
    @infinityinfinityinfi Před 2 lety +1

    8:04 Don't drive the scooter: The man...

  • @mr.hanger
    @mr.hanger Před 2 lety +3

    My wife's maiden name was Petz. I'll let you figure out the rest.

  • @jerikropp6394
    @jerikropp6394 Před 2 lety +1

    I looked it up. There is or was a Hell Hole Swamp festival in Jamestown, South Carolina.

  • @jeffreyb6165
    @jeffreyb6165 Před 6 měsíci

    Can someone explain the joke behind the bird at 19:15 ?
    Went right over my head.

  • @jerikropp6394
    @jerikropp6394 Před 2 lety +7

    Only Jay Leno could get away with some of the stuff he says. Sadly, he probably couldn't say it in today's world.

    • @randallulrich
      @randallulrich Před 2 lety +3

      Reminds me of Mel Brooks and "Blazing Saddles". He's said that given today's environment, there's no way he'd be able to make that movie.

  • @donaldpruett852
    @donaldpruett852 Před 7 měsíci

    My son went to a catholic school for 7th. & 8th. grades. There was a Father (Priest) there named "Father Feeley". A couple years later he was busted by undercover police in a public men's room doing ........ strange stuff.

  • @Luciddreamer007
    @Luciddreamer007 Před 2 lety +1

    The “Jayu-Suk” wedding

  • @enriquegarza3127
    @enriquegarza3127 Před 2 lety +1

    I feel bad for the man whose carrying the burden

  • @jrambo7495
    @jrambo7495 Před rokem

    26:48 Jay was cute in that little helmet!!

  • @robadams5799
    @robadams5799 Před 2 lety +3

    That last one was the best.

  • @willh1655
    @willh1655 Před 10 měsíci +1

    its too bad the person that made this cut shit out. just play them all.

  • @sheharyaralam1732
    @sheharyaralam1732 Před 2 lety +1

    Soooo funny 😆 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @keithkinkel7568
    @keithkinkel7568 Před 2 měsíci

    Johnnie and Jay are class acts. They are a rarity. These late night shows are a poor attempt to duplicate. USN RETIRED

  • @johnbird7100
    @johnbird7100 Před 2 lety

    Yes

  • @marycampbell7150
    @marycampbell7150 Před rokem

    it's the abbreviation for assorted.

  • @geneeric-jones4610
    @geneeric-jones4610 Před 2 lety +1

    12:36 TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jeffking291
    @jeffking291 Před 4 lety +7

    🤣😂‼️

  • @mikeorclem
    @mikeorclem Před 9 měsíci +1

    Oliver Clothesoff

  • @luisbatista1103
    @luisbatista1103 Před rokem

    looks better than burnt 😉

  • @bluefluke7585
    @bluefluke7585 Před rokem

    Parts is parts.

  • @robsharpton3096
    @robsharpton3096 Před 2 lety +7

    The black plague was better than Jimmy fallon

  • @mudpiemutt4236
    @mudpiemutt4236 Před 3 lety +1

    2:23 I have that exact same phone in my den.

  • @toyota420xp
    @toyota420xp Před 4 měsíci

    5.33

  • @retiredmusiceducator3612

    why have you edited out a few headlines?

  • @drats1279
    @drats1279 Před rokem

    More interesting names if the women hyphenate their maiden and married names.

  • @user-iv2tu4wq7t
    @user-iv2tu4wq7t Před 4 měsíci

    STOP EDITING THEM!!!
    Let them run as he does it!!

  • @sherryhesner5940
    @sherryhesner5940 Před rokem

    😃

  • @kyleekstrand3971
    @kyleekstrand3971 Před 2 lety +2

    7:41 Bong Academy had me dead!!

  • @goloves
    @goloves Před 2 lety +3

    Richie, you seriously can't find two or more headlines in a row that meet your standard? Headlines is, perhaps, the best comedy bit of all time. But with every edit, you gradually degrade the whole clip. Even one or two would grate on me (the professional editors on the original show did a great job) but I could understand perhaps wanting to insert a favorite headline or editing one out for moral/religious reasons here and there (they do regularly push the boundaries). Any chance this was just an editing assignment for a media class in your high school or community college? You'd get a pass from me then, though I still wouldn't want to watch it. There are a lot of places to see Headlines on CZcams and elsewhere. I'll just find another source. No big deal. There's no hate here and maybe I'm alone in this opinion. You do you. I would risk my life defending your freedom to make clips like this. They're just too jarring and frustrating to watch for me.

  • @TheInkPitOx
    @TheInkPitOx Před 2 lety +1

    19:14 I don't get it.

  • @ChonSina06
    @ChonSina06 Před rokem

    5:26 😂
    9:18

  • @TripleTreuViet
    @TripleTreuViet Před 2 lety

    Killing beaver weddimg lol

  • @stainless0521
    @stainless0521 Před rokem +1

    edited heavily...

  • @wesleydawe15
    @wesleydawe15 Před 2 měsíci

    The flat head Indian reservation in montana.

  • @badgergalify
    @badgergalify Před 2 lety +11

    Back when late night shows had talent and no political agenda . Now they mouth what ever sleepy Joe and the Democrats tell them to!!

    • @brucethomson3512
      @brucethomson3512 Před 2 lety

      The real or original Creepy Joe was Gitmorized and executed in 2019. Actor James Woods plays him. That's a fact, ur being played 😐

    • @hehatesbates
      @hehatesbates Před rokem

      ...whatever you say you Nazi loving Chumpnut. Stop drinking that orange kool-aid.

  • @JasonSmith-vj1de
    @JasonSmith-vj1de Před 2 lety

    I've noticed, like the one at 21:25 were in more than one headlines. I don't mean more than one video recording the same headlines segment. I mean on two different days Jay leno red the same headline. I know this is true because the way he said that one is different then the other time he read it.

    • @dawoool
      @dawoool Před 2 lety +2

      He did repeat some of the funnier ones. Gotta fill the time.

  • @t-bonena3609
    @t-bonena3609 Před 3 lety +4

    lol

  • @TheInkPitOx
    @TheInkPitOx Před 2 lety

    Gay Leno!

  • @ordinarysavage
    @ordinarysavage Před 2 lety

    Toxic gas release!
    Toxic gas release!
    Toxic ass release!

  • @sharcrum
    @sharcrum Před rokem

    Jay is always referring to "cling-ons"!!!! WTH!?

  • @stevenherrold5955
    @stevenherrold5955 Před 3 lety +5

    the head line with the word ass is not funny its an abbreviation for the word assortment
    HELL HOLE SWAMP QUEEN wow!!!!! what an honor WAKING UP TO HUMMERS i don't get it . why is that funny????
    pardon my ignorance but im dead serious WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE BORN APRIL 1564

    • @blondegypsy8525
      @blondegypsy8525 Před 3 lety +1

      ...or assorted...

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 Před 3 lety +2

      Thanks, Steven, for letting us know.

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 Před 2 lety +1

      .."IT'S" AN ABBREVIATION", NOT "ITS"..LOL! IF YOU'RE GONNA COMPLAIN, AT LEAST GET THE SPELLING RIGHT..'ASS' IS PART OF THE FIRST JOKE..

    • @cedarhatt5991
      @cedarhatt5991 Před 2 lety +1

      Uh, gee, no one in the whole country knew that. Thanks for the heads up. I won't laugh at those ass ones any more, I promise. You may want contact ministry of truth and have those deleted permanently.