With No Men He Must Help Satisfy His Servants But They All Get Babies
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- čas přidán 25. 07. 2023
- Movie: WhatEveryFrenchwomanWants 1986
In 1914, Roger, spends his summer vacation in his family’s French countryside villa after three years away. He lives with his family and the many women who work for them. After Germany declares war with France, all the adult men leave to serve in the army. Taking this opportunity to satiate his curiosity, he offers his company to all the lonely women in the villa.
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Not all heroes went to war,
Not all heroes got their medals,
Not all heroes wore capes,
some didn't even wore condoms.
Hope they do a sequel about the future DNA results. Reminds me of the hippie day and free love of the 70s.oh such great memories.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@user-wp4iv8iu3h "today on Maury..."
just lol
Bro hilarious 😆
He is so selfless. A true hero.
Bro is not only for the streets but the highway 😂
Was rooting for bro up until he impregnated his sister then I was like wtf
@@danielcampbell2607 I'm just glad he didn't do it with his other sister. The underage one. That would have been extra F'ed up.
@@dyodoleuAlabama highway
A teen boys dream
"Rodger looks back at the women who made his summer truly unforgettable"🤣🤣
😂
they all got rodgered
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🙏
"It's Roderin' time"
@@kinchegayowie6167 they all got "supreme gentlemanned"
It should be called the “French lad who spread his seeds in all possible direction”. What a stud. 😂
Including his AUNT and SISTER
What a stud? He's underage committing incest, that's cool to you? Don't bother answering I can tell you was raised by Flugelrods.
The french version of Johnny Appleseed.
Oh yeah..the real French connection!!…🤫🤗👵🇦🇺🇺🇸
@@elizacarrie7433French way
This might be the Frenchiest movie that ever movie’d.
Man i live in France i wish it would be like that but unfortunatly no😂😂😂
Wait what
@@kuqezi5733 But it is a noticeable tendency of French movies to revolve around sexuality and romance.
With your sister bro? That's pretty French. @@kuqezi5733
After studying abroad in France for a couple years...'yeah I agree lol you should see some of the recent movies they have
The question is why they didn't just turn this into a full blown adult film. I mean, there's no other story than "he's horny on main".
Sheesh, this has inspired so many adult stories. That have done well in adult games. What is a universal language? Vulnerable Woman stuck in; Dryers, windows, holes in walls, underbeds etc. etc....
This is past horny on main this is fursuit and ballgag in public, dude came saw and conquered his own family tree then jus passed em off when they got pregnant, truly the Andrew Tate of incest
In many European countries in the 80s and 90s light pornographic content was allowed after midnight on TV.
Obviously so that it's family friendly.
@@Raddflyerremember when Winnie the Pooh got stuck in the hole? I bet he wanted some help.
Imagine Roger in later life trying and failing to convince his friends that this all actually happened and instead getting a reputation as a massive bullshitter.
I dont believe this movie is even real
Dear Penthouse Forum...you won't believe what happened...
well then he just needs to show them this movie
lol
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This kid set up all these women to sleep with each dude so that he wouldn't have to pay for child support what a G 😂😂😂👍👍👍
Yeah, because being a deadbeat dad is cool?
lol
He's not a deadbeat, he made sure each kid had a father and was supported. It just wasn't him.@@Frankie5Angels150
@@Frankie5Angels150 as long as they don't know, it doesn't really matter.
@@Frankie5Angels150Yeah if you don't have to pay child support.
This is essentially the plot to every adult video game
Same page, you and I.
It reminds me of Summertime saga game 😭😂
@@shane9475good game but the development is so slow
@@enhancedutility266 tell me some good ones then
@@shane9475 Claire's quest and overgrown Genesis
So this is why paternity testing has been banned in France 😂
😂😂😂
French economics are entirely based on women duping men into raising other mens' children.
it is not banned in france, wtf are you saying
@@Dreeam972 it’s obviously a joke
@Dreeam972 no it is actually illegal to do outside of court order in france
So we’re just gonna pretend that he didn’t knock up his sister?
No, we acknowledge it. But the defence is that they're French.
@@anonymousontheinternet4486 is there a stereotype about french people pertaining to this movie? what is it ;-;
@@pepperdayjackpac4521yeah they are stereotyped as being promiscuous and 'open minded'.
Sweet home Louisiana of the Cajuns
@@jamiemohan2049 oh my
What a great COMING of age tale. I didn’t know women have been getting stuck in windows and doors etc for this long
It's truly a universal conundrum
True. lol xD
where do you think the "stepsis getting stuck in the dryer" came from lmfao. Roger was the original "stepbro"🤣
She didn't even put down the tray, what a woman.
The History of Syphilis
Exactly
Lol 😂
@@rockhardrooster1838 ......And crabs.
so, he makes like three or four women pregnant, including his sister and aunt, and marries them off? at the age of 14? thats either giga level chad or the makings of a caligula..
He's actually Zeus
@@aol8166or his descendant
It seems he was 16 years old.
@@georgiosdoumas2446 He was 15 years old in the original version, they changed that into 16 in the Anglo version.
calling that "giga level chad" is chronically online
Roger's the type who would visit the Virgin Island and when he leaves, it would just be called The Islands, lol.
😂😅
He's doing his part for the war effort.
He is creating new batallions
Surrendering?
Man is single-handedly saving the French population 😂
@@Frankie5Angels150the movie happen during WW1 and not WW2, you arrogant fool.
Reminds me that old song, war is hell on the home front too
Roger is a real OG for real, dude slept with all the maids and his aunt and his sister and got them pregnant then made them marry random men then leaves home like nothing happened what a player 😂
😂😂😂
When I worked at a video store, we had an entire section dedicated to these French, Italian, and Greek softcore sex romps. The majority of people that rented them were married women.
Damn, what a fitting story. Drop some titles man
And 40 pounds overweight with a cat. FTFY
@@countvonthizzle9623 No they weren't. Far from it.
There’s one I remember seeing late night on HBO as a kid. It was an all girl school where the mistress was sleeping with one of the students and the girls also jogged topless and took group showers. I have no idea what the name was.
@@countvonthizzle9623 that would be american women 😅
This is a true French movie in all the best and worst ways.
Well to be fair it's based on a erotic book made by a famous poet in France (Guillaume Appolianaire), his poesy din't sell well, so he made erotic books to survive, and they sell well enough for him to not starve and continue to write.
You have to put that in context. In the 1900's there was no Internet, no television, and cinema was expensive, no sound, in black and white. In other word there was no pron. Erotic book were the pron of the time. So it's kind of ridiculous to do presentism and come 120 years later and mock this period.
Maybe in 120 years the technology of IA and human machine communication will be so advanced, it will make the people in the future laugh at us.
@@auriel8300 When I say the worst for french culture I mean the getting the women pregnant and passing them on to other men, and tricking those other men into thinking it is their child. Worst are the women though going along with this and it’s not fiction as France has serious problems with cheating, adultery, and paternity which is why they banned the ability of men to DNA test their children to see if they are actually theirs.
@@auriel8300 do you know the name ?
@@STEFRICH60500P
The Exploits of a Young Don Juan, by Guillaume Apollinaire. 1911. Dont't know if you can find an English version of it.
Jesus Christ wants a personal relationship with you through the Holy Spirit, not religion and blind faith. You see, we all have sinned, and have broken God’s law (The Ten Commandments). Wrong doing deserves justice and must be punished (just like how a criminal has to pay for the crime they have committed) but God saved us from the eternal punishment of our sins by sending His Son Jesus Christ, fullness of God in flesh, a perfect, sinless sacrifice to pay the penalty for our sins by dying on the cross and resurrecting, so that we may have everlasting life. It is all finished and now for you to accept the free gift of grace, you must repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus Christ and Bible says that His Blood will cover all of your sins, you will be forgiven, saved from eternal punishment, and be given everlasting life. By faith you will receive the Holy Spirit, become born again, know Jesus personally and He will transform your heart and clean you from the inside out. Turn away from sin, read the Bible, pray for the Holy Spirit to fill you and change you, obey the Word. Much love and God bless you!
Roger should've reached into his dad's box and grabbed a handful of medals for himself.
Dude deserves them....he is a freekin sexual Dynamo
😂😂😂😂A true war hero
That was another hilarious short movie. Dad's dirty movie was in the box. When kid finally opened it, and put it on the TV, it was dad and mom.
His facial expression was priceless. LOL
This is the most underrated comment.
FACTS
The servents be having the time of there life ( im finally famous)
their
I’m getting the vibe that France is pretty much the Alabama of Europe 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Europe is the Alabama of Europe, almost every european country had incestuos royal families and im sure if the king did it then more of the population did so as well💀💀💀
That would be Romania
Close. But Romania definitely takes that spot.
@@A..Shadow..what the f uck? I am Romanian and it's the first time I hear thos horse s hit
I want a summer vacation like that.
No you don't not with that child. Support and the effect on your soul.
With your sister?
Our Irish friend told us when he was between 12 and 16 it was his job every Sunday to go around the village and knock up all the single ladies in the village. We were all very shocked at this.
Neither of us knew that "knock-up" means very different things in the US and Ireland.
In Ireland it means to knock on their bedroom windrow to wake them up. In the US it means to make them pregnant.
It sounded like some really good craic to me at first, but in reality it's more like a chore.
BTW if you are an American who deals with tourists, if you ever get some people from Ireland ask them "How's the craic (pronounced exactly like crack)"?
This will shock and delight them. It is a sign of respect if you know some obscure thing about another person's culture.
It sort of translates as "What's up" but can also be used as a "general things taking place" such as, "That party had much better craic this week.:
@@skulver 'knocked up' is in Charles Dickens works and he got it from knocker uppers. Guys that would go around a factory town with long sticks tapping on upstairs windows to wake up people for the first shift. Though seeing as his friend mentions single ladies i'm sure he was having a go, as it could easily be turned into a joke, or could have got a laugh. In a village the only single ladies getting up before dawn were milkmaids and roosters usually take care of them lol
Nkocking up means making pregnant in England, too.
what's crack-a-lackin? another american way to ask - what's going on?
"Knocking a person up", means simply having sex with them in the U.S....not getting them pregnant...at least I think. Are you all sure about those definitions in Europe?
here in the states knocking boots means having sex, but knocked up means got pregnant@@alexkx8599
The most French movie ever made.
This randomly came up and now it’s past midnight and I’m fully embroiled in this dramatic tale…how did I get here and why do I find this so fascinating? This is like…seeing new colors! It’s such a new type of story for me. Very interesting and taboo.
hahaha crazy, i went to sleep ansd woke up and i htough it was just a dream
@@marvin2678 omg I’m rediscovering it now and SAME
Me too.
I think people are intrigued by the curios lusting or man and woman an if their lust pays off.
Younger me would probably get into every sexual situation I could especially if it was being offered so easily.
Now, probably not ever.
Those were different times - better times - they don't make movies like that anymore ://
@@hanslick3375now Rodger would probably get me too’d
Definitely a top 10 movie of all time
fun fact, the screenplay writer for this film initially wanted to make a porno but chickened out about it later and settled for writing an R-approved sub porno plot and writing structure.😅
Cinemax After Dark is a thing.
Seems like an odd fact, he wanted to make something seedy that wouldn't make much money so instead made an art film that gave him wealth and recognition? That's like saying a dude wanted to build a car but settled instead for building a space shuttle.
A private car he could use whenever or a government operated space ship.
Roger from 1914 is none other than Stifler from "The American Pie".....😁
Roger is Stifler great great great grandfather 👴
Steve never got laid.
Having sex with a woman is like a warm French Croissant
This gem could be the greatest film ever made!
At least 90% of French films are pretty much the same as this
Oh yeh the sacrifice he made will go down in history get this hero a medal😂😂
Well, he did provide an entire contingent of officers for World War II. :)
Too bad they gave up as fast as those women did for their father.
Holy crap, this kid pretty had a bun in almost every conquest.
He never pulled out and he buss in em many times.
"Spread your seed and multiply, fruitfully"
Key word there... kid
The legendary untold story of an untold hero
Roger, homme de culture
What the movie call?!
I think there are significant safeguarding issues with Roger
Boy, the family reunions are going to be interesting.
They're some really kinky, freaky people in this movie!😆😂😂😅
He knocked up every girl he knew. After their lover went to war 💀 bro was indeed down bad.
A great summary!
What the hell did i just watch
“What are you doing *actual* brother?”
Wonderful review. I presume this is where the terms "getting rogered" or "a good rogering" came from.
This is so wholesome! I must watch this movie
Movie name
Still waiting for the name too
i like how at one point it stops mentioning his younger sister. bro she is gonna be so tramatized
The old days seem awesome
First day back at school when the teacher asks, “What did everyone get up to this summer?”
For those wondering the name of the movie is Exploits of a Young Don Juan
Thanks been trying to get name of the movie
Spreading that seed like PB&J
Ahh ,reminds me of the good old days in the 80's
Italy made movies like this too. bawdy comedies... miss them
I don't know how I went from Special Ops: Lioness to this.
But I'm thoroughly Intrigued.
Adam Warcock is the true hero
Man's be flying into every girls bussy
His unit was clearly golden.
Now you understand his superpower.
Dudes got the worst pull out game
He's had no prior practice and no education. He's probably spreading venereal disease too.
Why pull out when you can bust inside? Feels way better lmfao
Dude was a virgin before he came to the house.
@@not_the_cia_151
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Of course it's a french movie
Call him agent 47 cuz that man had a hitlist 😂
Wow this takes me back.
Never underestimate the horniness of the French
"You see, that's how you get nookie! Wait til all the eligable guys leave town and make yourself the only one availible lol!"
So what you’re saying is that Roger set up WWII so he could get all the nookie? Damn genius. A heartless monster, but a genius.
Makes one wonder how many anime series like this have been made
What a damn hero.
As amusing as that was. Bro knocked up sister😮 wtf
well she had to be the bigger person in that scenario sicne she is much older the kid just followed his raging hormones which led to this situation at the very least he was smart enough not to touch his other sister
@@wdadwdwdwadw8604 I'm surprised at that, he was at least that smart.
@@wdadwdwdwadw8604you really thought about all that, wrote it out, read over it again and still thought "yes imma hit send" lmfao
Damn those ladies got Rogered 😂
Very inspiring. I will follow his fine example
Wtf did I just watch. LMAO. Please do more nutty films like this.
Everyone is going wild in this movie DAMN
Just image the amount of STDs during this time and the times before, and the lack of medicine...
Can you say syphilis?
The shaking pictures on the table 😂😂😂
This movie is off the rails 😳 CZcams is losing it bro 🤣
The luckiest kid in the world!
Truly a legend.
His older sister is Alexandra Vandernoot from Highlander tv series.
Had to be called Roger didn’t he? Give them a good rodgering…
Yeah, I approve of this. 🙂
Why were my summer vacations never like this?
You need a French villa 😂
full of aunt, sister, and cousin fucking?
@palmtreewhisperer And a World War so that you're the only dude there.
Your sister doesn't see you that way. 😂
I wish I was as lucky as Roger
You wish you knocked up your sister aunt ect …? Weirdo.
Whole new meaning to the summer of "69"
What movie is this?
What's the name of this movie? I just want to know the title and maybe a link so I can avoid downloading it
Bro had quite a journey in the summer
What is the movie called
Dude wtf 😂😂😂 that guy is a menace 😂😂😂
I wonder where this guy gets all these weird movies from 🤣🤣
Fun fact I found this recap when searching for "tonight long stick goes BOMB"
Name of this TV show
What movie is this
Watch it yesterday, it's funny as f. I wish i had this boy's lucky.
“Outside the majestic mansion” he knew what he was doing
I don't get it.
@@paulnejtek6588might be too young
@@DJFNaFMan huh? Who might be too young? How does that tie into the comment? I admit I don't remember the original context and only watched about two thirds of the whole video. Also, might be being a bit oblivious here, unintentionally. Either way, outside the majestic mansion. What's that mean?
@@paulnejtek6588 If you watched the first minutes of the video you’d probably understand
@@DJFNaFMan i did watch. Still don't get it.
I love French movies! ❤️❤️❤️
I enjoy the recaps, but I would still watch the movie on roku if I could find it, I can only find it if you GIVE THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE THAT YOU ARE RECAPING. Hint, hint, please post the title (other recap sites do.)
Exploits of a Young Don Juan
Yo what's this movie called?
What movie is this?!?!
Movie name ?
A story with lots of love 😅
I had fun watching this 😊
☠️
What Every Frenchwoman Wants is notable for its behind the scenes story. This was first time the Academy of Motion Pictures openly declared a bias against the lesser abled, the entire crew of the film was disqualified for making this movie with one hand
roger is the OG PIMP LMFAOOOO
Pimp? More like alpha. Made 3 guys raise his children and turned them into his cucks
I do not know how I ended up here, but the maid who implied that “she’d be all right” might’ve had some malicious intent for that unborn kid. It’s an older movie. 🤷♂️
Which movie it is?
Whats the movie name
That Trapdoor ass lock is genius :P
I literally searched for "help I accidentally build a jeep" meme and got this. Guess the guy's a real good truck and we all know what it means
How do you accidentally build a jeep? I was searching for a Netflix Mask Girl review and got this?
@@user-zi1kr4kd1vHey, some searches are totally fucked up.
I searched for AnyaTaylorJoy and got this
Me too! It's weird...