Matt McCusker Has Experienced "The Black Wife" Effect Firsthand
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- Excerpt from This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #504 | Matt McCusker
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"She said she was black, I believed her" 💀
“She said she was a woman, I believed her.” In context: is she female tho?
@@cartomancycarmen
That's enough hard questions for the today. I thought this would stop after school.
When he said that, I had to stop the video because I was laughing too much...
@@cartomancycarmen fuck around get canceled talkin like that lmaoooo 😂 crazy
@@tomfoolery342my ribs hurt from laughing so hard when he said that shit 😂😂😂
'You have a darker wife'. That's how you start a conversation.
“Your chocolaty bride” 😂😂😂
I’m cr😂
Caught me way off gaurd
Ignorant
@@teresam5199 why?
So many hoops to jump through when talking about black people. All these word games and linguistic tricks to justify cancelling white people only...
a darker wife
of course Theo Starts the subject like that
That chocolate is going to age very well
Theo's dad is black.
No one can build tension of awkwardness like Theo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He and the why you gae interviewer need to make cross over
@@TheModernAlchemix yeah he can't be matched. Matt is one of the FEW people that can talk to him and talk about the most off the wall shit.
His mom didn't know BET existed 😂
it be like that man😂😂😂
She probably flicked through and caught BET when comedy was on and Bruce Bruce was on stage just repeating "Lord have mercy" after a joke and she thought it was a church channel.
@@forposterity4031 😂😂😂
Imagine if he watched MTV instead. His wife would have been some half-liberal white chick addicted to heroin
😂😂😂@@forposterity4031
“She said she was black, I believed her” LMFAO
“At white weddings you can sit in a chair all night and gamble on your phone” 😂😂😂😂
Bro I went to my boss's wedding, all his old ass relatives were gambling in their phones lmao
@@chriswilbur1356hustle never stops!
My wife is black. I’m Irish, like I’m from Ireland. Came to the US about 8 years ago. And my god.. I was hit on by black women and the way they treated me and just the aura and charisma was different and I was totally drawn to black women. I married my soul mate!
Called jungle fever my boy
Congrats, my friend! ❤
Easy Bill burr
Soul mate. I see what you did there.
@@johnnyc0811 ew
2:49 first time i've seen Theo spit out his juice laughing lol
Geez. I knew it was coming and it is still hilarious.
Was a funny moment - I love how he was more apologetic about it than anything else, typical Theo hahaha
That shit had me laughing hard lol
Almost had a double spit take. Matt almost lost it wright after that.
after the comment and spit “this place just went out of business. We’re good.” Had me 😂😂😂😂
"Pretty much black" means a white woman from Mississippi with a Tupac shirt on"
😂😂😂😂😂I just screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂
or a scottish woman with curly hair
@ayetam_aye Thank you kindly!!! Please keep the laughs going, it's fuel for our souls! ❤️ Spread the love and laughs my friend, wherever you are!
😂😂😂😂Probably named jessica
I'm from Mississippi and that shit is funny!
The shaman loves dark chocolate
Just a munchin'
Damn bet
Fans boys are so sad. G a *
IYKYK 😳
Hershey PA special dark
Black woman here married 20 years to a gorgeous white guy, this is a very interesting conversation.
Was he a fixer-upper aesthetically? 😂
"In grade school, I like, dated a Mexican lady."
Hahaha I caught that too haha
It was their housekeeper 😂
The lunch lady
I was picturing an old chubby Mexican maid.
@@arielvega6344I imagined the exact same thing, like, hairnet and all
Bro's talking like they collecting Pokemon cards 😂
For realz playa!!!!!! Theo be straight gangsta and totally frontin for the south side crips and the North side Bloodz.
Im white, wife is black.. We just liked each other and we became a couple. She has told me that she wanted to be a mom and a wife and never felt that was easy dating black men. She and her 2 sisters are all married to white men. We have a nice family.
this--a lot of BM do not commit to marriage. Many BM prefer to date forever and also to have more than one woman.
Many BM want all the benefits of marriage--including kids, access to the woman's finances, etc but do not want to commit.
There are also less BM in the marrying demographics--there is an estimated 1.5 million missing BM in the US--most out of circulation for incarceration.
Many BW with education, skills and a proper upbringing do not want that type of baby mama relationship or an inmate. They want to get married to a man who wants a family.
And most WM want to be married and have a family. WW definitely get married but there is more competition for WW because there is no missing amount of WM.
So, if BW and WM expand their dating choices, there are some definite chances for BW/WM couples.
If you look at interracial marriages in the US, statistically the ones that last the longest and have the lowest divorce rate are BW/WM.
Highest divorce rate is WW/BM.
@@user-by2dk9ns8s nah, I'll pass
Awesome
@@user-by2dk9ns8sMen of all races want more than one woman. That's not unusual. But more black women in the U.S. let black men get away with it more often than other women with their men.
@@user-by2dk9ns8s Na, those are the Black Men You qualified for. There are Plenty of Blk Men that want to get married, the problem is Most Blk Women aren't wife material, which is why they are the least married lol.
“Chocolatey bride” is an all time phrase
“Baby milk on their shoulder” 😂wtf is he talking about he’s so ridiculous and chaotic i love it
Yes baby milk on the shoulder because BM make women baby mommas and then leave them to fend for themselves.
As a black woman I used to be extremely “race loyal” but not anymore. My husband is Mexican/Italian. We have 2 kids. My older sister just married a white man last Aug. And my Best friend is engaged to a Togan/Samoan. A lot of black women are starting to jump ship 😂
Black women have always been the most up front about their intentions with me and I always found that super attractive as a white man. Nothing makes you feel better than being wanted, doesn't matter what race they are.
@@DasInf13 for real
You are too funny 🤣😂✌💚
As a black man, the ladies in your family have good taste 😂
My wife is also black and I’m Mexican and everyone even my family say our 3 children should be models
I think you guys are brave for having this conversation. Society doesn't approve of black women being love or admired.
However this is the first time I'm hearing about black girls and sex. As a teen in school/neighborhood I always heard about the non black girls having more sex and being more experienced than the black girls. I remember black boys were even saying it was easier to get it from them than us.
That's the exact stereotype I heard. That white girls were fast and willing to do nasty stuff. Now I know that every group stereotypes other women as sexually loose
Black women are actually elevated above everyone else. You are privileged.
Our society treats white men like dog sh..
@SkyLove80
That’s true for me too. White women/girls were viewed as easy & that was seemingly the only reason young black men were interested in them.
I thought so too. I guess both sides see it that the other is more easier to get. Black men have high stds rates. One of the many reasons I never dated them.
Same for me, I didn’t have sex until my mid twenties. All the white girls thought taking it up the a** meant you were still a virgin. I thought these girls are crazy. I’m out, I’m good. I want no parts of any of this.
Boys scared me (honestly men still do), how in the world are they intimidated by us? How is skin intimidating?
“The Ying and Yang twins” 😂😂 most overlooked punchline.
My fiancé Is a beautiful black woman. I'm a German man & she's amazing!! She treats me like a King & she's my Queen.
Austrian painter is rolling in his grave
Your kids will not look like you
@@sokolsokolowski3411🤣🤣🤣
Do you tell that to white women who pro-create with black men too or just white men?
We all gotta Admit black women are amazing
Nah
@@Illumirageyou have 100 comments on videos buddy. Nobody cares about your nah. Your a oh hell nah.
As long as they don't have BWA...
hell nah
Only people who don't measure up deny this
“You like what you like” well said.
I like my kids to look like me :)
@@audhumbla6927 make sure you aren’t getting cheated on 😂
@@aliasSix well yeah, but im a woman so thats not really related in any way
@@aliasSix And thats no argument, like "oh might as well racemix cus you could always get cheated on", lol, tf.
Most people stick to their own and are happiest that way.
Also I wouldnt wanna be mixed myself, Id hate that. I very much apprechiate being from a small place where my ancestors have lived for atleast 10,000 years. Thats valuable.
@@audhumbla6927 Stop judging people for what they love, you as a woman should know better.
😂😂😂 HIGHLY Relating to this as a white man. But I never changed anything and I’ve married to my black wife for 26 years. Me and my wife both grew up in klan country near Pulaski TN.
😂😂😂 That seed was planted in my brain growing up in the late 70’s early 80’s I was in LOVE with little Janet when I was a kid 😂. Just had to keep my mouth shut about how I thought until I got old enough to do what I wanted.
But I’ve always been just a country boy with “flavor”as I’ve been told.
My wife is black, so that beginning part sent me LOL. I grew up with black people as a white guy, and black girls always liked me more than any other race by a long shot. So it just felt natural to me.
And black girls are much more forward(than other groups of women) when they like you ..
Thanks for reminding me, when I was young my sister always used to tell people, "Every time we go to a restaurant and there's a black waitress or counter girl, they always give my brother extra food." She was right - I don't know why, I never asked for more(?)
I'm white, went to public schools in a major city and there wasn't many of us. All the black chicks crushed on me. A lot of the Spanish girls too.
@@rleeboston33cause you were an anomoly not cause you were special
Y’all really think BW will choose you just cause no y’all dont know the psychology of BW😂
They like men they can control as well as men who are rare cases to see if they can accomplish something with them not cause they genuinely like you
You yt will learn the hard way
Why you think BW are the least married out of all races & it isnt cause BM arent marrying them😂
Its cause other races see how bad they are too😂
@@TajeniV you speak for all black women?
Every black girlfriend / friend I've had say were being hit on at Very young ages. Not good
It's a huge problem that people don't seem to be ready to start dealing with. I don't think it's a coincidence that if some black women experienced creeps and possibly worse, as CHILDREN, that they wouldn't want to have their own children go through that, and subconsciously try to escape that environment by marrying into something different.
@@morgan4574 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
I heard that the most stable marriages are between white men and black women. I don’t know if it’s true for sure, but I recall reading that.
Yup. Black women and white and Asian men are two of the strongest.
@@cortneytucker5761that's coz there are so few of them
It is true
I’ve heard that too. Pretty sure it’s true. I think they said black woman white men marriages have a crazy success rate of like %85 or something like that. Wild when you compare it to the average.
I’m glad I woke up this morning….i just learned something.
I grew up in Berkeley MO in the '70's and my first kiss was from a black girl, when I was 7... then my Dad moved our family to FL when I turned 10. 😡 I was so mad
Sorry bro. The one that got away
Bill Burr has a really great marriage.
🤮
nah that woman has destroyed his humor
@@vincenthammons-kd9du😂🤡. No she hasn’t. He’s the comedian not her.
@@LiterallyTho she writes his woke comedy now
Am white man with black wife, is rad
Appreciate you darg
Virtue signal harder
@@Illumirage its definitonally not virtue signally you fkn dipsh*t
@@chriskramer9311 No. It is.
@@Illumirage nope, it sure isnt
Black women are amazing in my opnion. Very caring and loyal.
high rate of STDs and you gonna have low IQ baby
No
Isn't mcCucker divorced from a black woman? Loyal?
You live in a gated community or something?
Black women and Asian men are the most unpopular on dating apps.
It's not that they won't date outside their race.
I remember hitting the US and every Yank dude white or black thinking us Aussies were crazy asking where all the Black chicks were at.We also liked that Southern accent
Women assume Asian guys have small packages and black women have bad attitudes. Pretty much sums it up.
Black men are at the bottom with black women. It's only black women who prefer black men other women on dating apps prefer their own men. Black men don't like black women though.
Well those dudes are dumb asking you that and also black women might be more exclusive but sadly yeah Asian men have a hard time on dating apps cause other race women just aren’t as attracted. I will never understand why Asian women want white dudes so much and ignore men of their own race.. I will literally never understand
Nah that’s some BS that white men came up with . Now that they don’t have access to black women’s bodies. Funny how white men say black women are unattractive now they can’t own their bodies . But back in the slavery they were ‘ sleeping ‘ with them all of the time. Black women don’t date white men because of what happened in the past . And they’re very race royal . But nice try though .
@@kayanurshiya3778wow, you're incredibly racist...
The yin and yang twins was such a fucking great joke. Man, Theo is a monster
Yeah. Underrated
Black women are amazing
It’s wayyy easier approaching a Black woman if you are a white dude. They aren’t expecting you to make a move so their Gaurd is down. That’s my theory why it was easier for me than white girls.
Preach
LMAO
@@daniellove162 Actually very true and that's probably why black men think black women are aggressive with them because growing up from a young age being constantly (sexually harassed) hit on by black men will make you defensive.
@countessofmontecristo3849 omg yes. Black men can be high sexually aggressive. In the inner cities I've seen little black girls as young as 10 getting catcalled at. It's disgusting behavior and teaches us bw to be overly defensive at a young age.
Bro did Theo just say “chocolatey bride” 🤣🪦🪦🪦
>Mayo bride
Hey! Both chocolate and mayo brides can be good. 😢 although I’m more of a caramel myself
@@cartomancycarmenVery true
@@cartomancycarmenlight girls are beautiful, and since when does color matter when it comes to being a good wife
@@cartomancycarmenyeah we get it you're a racist.
You're not superior to anyone because of your skin colour, sis. Thank god you get a pass or else you'd deserve the same courtesy you give out of being racist back to you. With that attitude, black or white or Asian, you're giving red flags for a man with all that hate in your heart. Wife material is not putting down other women to feel mentally superior because your personality is hateful and resentful. Remember that ❤
"pretty much" is wild
‘I got that John Stockton” 😂
Damn I didn’t know he had a black wife and children. Respect 🫡 🤜🏿🤛
His children are not black,does he look like a black man?
Appreciate your authenticity, keep being real
Okay sloot
I'm a black dude but I can't imagine being upset over the skin color of some dudes wife lol. Idk there's so much adoption and interracial relationships in my family, so it just seems normal to me. Our family gatherings look like a color wheel lol
That’s awesome.
Race isn't skin color you bozo.
Many black men get irate when they see black women and white men coupled. You're definitely an anomaly.
As if the young white girls in lousiana weren’t getting knocked up?? What?
Covington is a straaaange place … a lot of teenage pregnancies over there
Exactly. Even the show teen mom is filled with yt chicks so idk what this guy is talking about.
Facts but girl I just let them talk
I wonder how much your preference is dependent on who shows you attention at a young age.
I think just generally when you start getting boners, between like 11 and 14, what you are being exposed to and what is triggering those boners, that basically sets you up for life.
I’ve heard your favorite music is the genre you listened to at like 9-13. I’m actually high and might’ve made that up, completely lost the memory now
@@PepsiFuture you might be right. My man is white and love a lot of white make fingers from Kenny Loggins yo Justin Timberlake b
Makes sense
@@PepsiFutureThere is a certain time in your youth and development when music makes a lifelong impression that will have you loving what you loved from that era forever. You will move on and grow your tastes, maybe, probably, not listen to that early music much anymore, but you will always have a special appreciation for your favorite heavy metal (rock on) or bubble gum pop or hip hop or whatever. It is an actual thing I've read, and forgotten, stats for, but I really love that that is true. Cheers!
His wife is gorgeous!!!
Lmfao. Okay bud
@@Logan_93 lol
@@Logan_93 you're a sad man.
lol
“She blocked everything except BET” LMAO
Matt looks like Dustin Poirier if he decided to be a PE teacher.
He ain’t ever gonna stop
Gonna be Frank this might be his best interview ever. He had a lot riding on this. He just came from room 217 at the laquinta inn selling Xanax and snickers bars.
“In grade school I dated a Mexican lady” huh
Black woman treat you good 😊
not in my experience.
I laughed so hard my dudes. Thank you
“THATS IN-TER-ES-TING DUUUDE “
0:50 Theo threw an alley-oop 😂 knew exact what Matt was gonna say
Yea that was smoooooooth
5:30 When you've listened to Theo for so many years, you can occasionally see the exact connection he's making in his mind before he says it
You see the stupid lie before he says it is what you're saying
I’ve dated outside my race but married a black man. My friends that are with men outside our race, I have to admit are much happier 🤷♀️
I hope black women do what's best for themselves whether it's with a black man or non-black man.
Just my personal opinion but I think people that "date out" put in the most effort to seem happy in their relationships. I think they feel a greater sense of scrutiny and don't want to be told "I told you so" so they just put on more. All relationships have problems and they're isn't some magic group that are somehow better at this thing than the others
@@rctecopyright Not sure about that one. I just feel like I can be my nerdy, outdoorsy, sexual and direct communicating self with him and not be deemed less black or less feminine. All relationships have their issues but not dealing with those is a solid boon for the dynamic.
I bet they are.
....I married black as well and even I'm starting to think the same. Why is this a thing?! 😂
"Pretty much" black? Sounds like he didn't actually believe her after all. 😆
Great convo!
I love this interview 🤣🤣👏🏾 black wife affected 🤣 or “you dress like a bum they don’t tolerate that” 😭 so dang true
Nah, when I went off to college, by far the most promiscuous girls were white. They were literally competing with each other for the most sexual encounters, and several of them had already had an abortion. Most of my Black female friends were still virgins. However, that was in the '80s. I guess a lot has changed.
Anecdotal. Not indicative of any larger trend. And borderline racism.
It’s sad but on that part THEO is on point and pretty much summed up the “After Black Baby Daddy Effect”.
Not just for Black women however, but almost every woman.
These two are gold together dude 😅
Nice pic
This conversation clip was funny. Thanks for sharing. As a black woman I'm just relieved a more balanced perspective of what the experience actually is like dating/being married to us. It's already a crazy dating market for us (as well as Asian American men). ✅
darker wife
brighter life
OK Racist.
Good wife, color dosen t matter
@@yanistraianyes it does
@Illumirage you’re under every comment. You need to breathe. It’s going to be ok.
6:23 "They got beautiful nails too" wtf 😄
matt's looking good .. gang 😂
Looking chubby
He’s looking a politician now ngl
Like a real DAWG. The Shaman.
@@albertoacosta6788 do you say that because he hates white people too like most American politicians?
My white home girl brother was the same way. She dated a black dude and he kept asking him to wrestle and intimidate him. The dude left and he let it out why you dated a black guy and was saying that it wasn’t right
Loved this episode
When you're in a healthy relationship it's amazing. And when you're in a relationship with a healthy Black Woman you are taken care of mentally, spiritually and physically. I think if we take the skin color out of the equation and just see that there are different cultures that we can learn from. Then we can evolve a little better. And yes! Theo should be in a healthy ass relationship with a Black Woman. I am so for that!
what kind of black people do they know? Every black girl I knew growing up were never out of church long enough to have sex, much less sex at 10
for real, especially up here in Canada, every black girl has strict catholic parents, most of em are virgins until their 20s
Church girls are the most dtf
In the east and south it’s buck wild
@@ColinTaylor-sj7tithey aren’t talking about Canadians are they 😂 they are talking about Americans form the Deep South in very poor areas.. whites and blacks did this sorta stuff. It’s more about how growing up in some areas shapes you as a black or white person.. not just cuz they are black. Lots of black folk don’t relate to that cuz it’s not their culture down there
that's precisely why they're so religious. the sexual urge is stronger
“A darker wife”…? Lol……. What? Who says that
he's a comedian.
Lmao the Rooster Teeth Reference… “it’s okay they just went out of Business”
Bro! Im ecuadorian and my ex was white and her older brithers were d1 wrestlers and whenever we would have them over to drink and chill theyd end up trynna wrestle me and shit lmfaooo
Lol wrestlers gotta stop trying to wrestle people outside of the gym. I wrestled in highschool and my buddies on the team were always doing that shit.
Stick to your own.
@@Logan_93 white trash moment
@@hootmx198
Matt made Theo blow Leche lmao
Love both these dudes ......funny asf
This podcast was Shrek 1
You two guys are entertaining as all hell
If you're an anti white racist maybe
Damn thats like the quickest clip from a episode that was just posted
7:13 the situation he is describing I'm pretty sure is actually from the movie "get out" lol
It’s also fairly common
@@idizzle498 it's fairly common for blue people too?
1:12 This guy!!! Lol lol... "Yeah...There was like more in the muscle or sumptin" 😭😭😭
Wait a minute
I like how he just threw out TJ millers name
Without being sure 😂
@3:25 no one has a better belly hold laugh than Mr. Matt
i got that john stockton lol...get you some passionfruit!
Lmao great clip. Theo spit taked so hard then followed up with that joke "its ok they are going out of business".
I'm Persian and Arab married to a Kenyan
I remember looking through my households record collection and discovering the Pointer Sisters.
I lost it at “the ying and yang twins”
I can def relate to Matt. I have always been drawn to black girls. Since 1st grade. And I was raised by racist parents. That only made me more into it
Yeah, maybe date Latinas or Asian gurls. We literally don't date out because we DON'T want to end up with a guy with racist family members. You can be different with your kids though.
@@sparklesp9304 you ironically sound pretty racist....
@@sparklesp9304 too bad. My wife is black. We have four kids and my grandparents are gone. So….
@@sparklesp9304 from ur comment sounds like you are the one with a race issue 🫠
@@reaca1081 you bald?
Lmao bro I died at the thumbnail 😂
Isn't that guy a YTer? I swear he looks like Daze of Jordan lol
Yt algorithm led me to this video with stand ups. What’s the thumbnail bout?
@@helpis0nthewaylooks like Andrew Santino
A quick goog and my eyes tell me TJ Miller's wife is 100% white
This is kinda cringy, but Dude seems like a pretty nice guy, so no shade to homie. Just….a bit outta touch.
This was most definitely cringy as hell 😂 ugh finally someone said it lol.
@@akeyajohnson4125 it’s funny watching people tip-toe talking about their desire to date black women. You can hear the utter fear in their voices and that just adds to it. Not to mention their reasons are about as deep as a puddle in an Arizona Summer.
@@atlas30577 well, that's the racial climate we live in currently. Obama caused a lot of this mess where white people have to walk on egg shells in any talk about race because the cancellation (for us only) is real.
He’s not wrong when he mentioned black teens having s3xual encounters super early in life. Often with people much older than them…it’s sick! I’ve heard friends tell me those stories.
I am sorry but that is more a ghetto stereotype.
Black suburban girls are not more advanced than white girls in high school. In fact, many Black men will tell you that the young white girls they dated were already into oral sex,etc when some Black girls are not even allowed to date until later in High school, especially if they have a church going family.
@@user-by2dk9ns8s anecdotal. You sound kinda racist.
Only Theo would have holes in the table to set your drink. Gang
My 1st girlfriend was a black girl. Now, when i talk about her, i will now replace black with chocolatey. It's the right thing to do.
Thats actually his second black
wife
. . . marriage
Comedy!
This comment chain has single-handedly restored my faith in humanity.
@@kvltvr6967 you're gay
This is the wildest combination of personalities I’ve ever seen
“That dudes gay prolly” 💀💀💀
Black girl magic
Bridgette is a common older black women name so that was no worries.
Every Bridgette is either a black queen or pagan goddess
The intro was hilarious.
Omfg I am literally laughing out loud
Anyone else notice that Von talks about race often as if he himself is not Latino?! He highly identifies as being a white man (which is his prerogative) but ya know, he’s very obviously not just white. Just interesting. Would love to see a half black man come on the show and just be like “nah I’m white bro. Just like you”.
What I love about this clip is as Matt is listing off the channels that were blocked it's like Theo knew he about to say "except for BET", and was all about it. 😂
This is awesome
Bro, it was definitely from growing up watching BET. The exact same thing happened to me 🤣
It happened to me. My mom was an evangelical Christian who made us watch preachers who talked about the ocult in rock music so we neeeeeever were allowed to listen or watch rock music until later but she never said anything bad about R&B or Gospel music so we watched it and heard it.
😂😂😂
i'm sorry to hear that.