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Timestamps:
0:00 just so y'know, y'know...
0:06 Nvidia unveils GB200 chip
1:51 iPhone AI powered by Gemini?
3:21 Meta Quest 3S, or Quest Lite
5:09 QUICK BITS INTRO
5:16 Foldable iPhone + Z Fold variants
5:54 Snapdragon 8s Gen 3
6:34 Huawei magneto-electric hard disks
7:06 SpaceX spy satellite contract
7:35 Space Perspective's space balloon
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He was holding up the B100 next to the H100, not the GB200. The GB200 are 2 B100s and 1 Grace chip fused onto a board
Riley here. The reason I wrote GB200 there is because my brain was being stupid. Thank you for having a good brain
@@techlinked We're setting you adrift, buddeh
@@techlinked Lmao, happens to all of us, Riley
Thankfully we're here for the comedic value and not tech accuracy :)
@@Airbag888Not that the comparison means anything to any of us. Unless you are googs, ms, appl, or any number of other fat tech
Don't worry, jensen will create a virtual jensen that does not make mistakes.
OMG Jenson bouta make Tron
The funny thing is that I've attended several AI talks in the past six months, someone *always* asks the tokens-to-words question, and only _one time in six_ did the presenter answer the question successfully (meaning: accurately while also not a hand-wave).
(no, the presenter was not me)
😂 yeah machines dont make mistakes either lol
Magneto-electric disks just sounds like... hard drives
Maybe or maybe not. Reminds me of "magneto-optical" disks (DVD-RAM) and capacitive disks (CCD), which combined several different physical phenomena to store data.
A space tourism dining experience wouldn't be truly complete without a bunch of pre-packaged freeze-dried food.
I mean, it’s from the chef of Alchemist. You’d be quite surprised what would be on there.
In space, nobody can hear the ultra wealthy chew with their mouth open.
@@lil.dogbyte 🤓wholesome 100! updoot!
Let's just hope it doesn't end like the submarine did.
@@oulhadjouldsaadi9978Lets pray it does
@@oulhadjouldsaadi9978a spaceship (even tho that thing ain't going to space) only needs to withstand a difference of pressure of 1 atm, a submarine going to the Titanic must be able to keep 300 atm of pressure from crushing everyone inside.
Did rich people learn nothing from the submarine incident?!?
Don't get in the balloon!
I thought exactly the same thing.
Hey if I had to choose between being inside a balloon when it pops (explodes) versus in a submarine deep under the water crumbling like a soda can under pressure (implodes) I'd much rather take my chances with the balloon. At least I'd have time to come to terms with my demise before the end.
@@Mrminesheeps Hmm, come to terms with my demise before death, or have absolutely no time to feel anything... Tough call.
Are they gonna scrape an asteroid or a comet?
If the suspense going up wouldnt't kill me the way down would haha.
I bet if they don't tip an extra 2 million dollars for that space meal they get thrown out the window.
Amogis
Imagine having a bad tinder date and wanting to split the bill afterwards - what ? You didn’t bring half a million ?
James seems imitating Steve Jobs by wearing a turtle-necked, black shirt. While Riley is imitating Tim Cook
The World’s Most Powerful Chip: Lay’s Kettle Cooked Jalapeño
edit: I just found out cookies are just sweet chips and now I can’t stop crying.
Chips Ahoy!
Miss Vickies Bro.
@@handlemonium wait I’m having a crisis, are cookies technically sweet chips????
@@jovianlitany I honestly can’t even argue this one.. part of me wants to try and the other part wouldn’t dare disrespect Miss Vickie.
Some rare "paqui chips" with a heavy dose of pure capsaicin are absolutely crush other powerful chips to the ground
'cost of food is sky rocketed' this was right there
LoL He said "Felt cute. Might get sued! " I'm dying🤣
The instant I heard "Monk" I knew what was coming.
Monk references are like earthquakes. You can go without for long enough that you forget they happen, and then suddenly without warning, the ground starts to shake. I can only assume earthquakes are one of the 312 phobias...
we got an episode quite early today!
I know right! I can go to bed at an early hour tonight! (Before I was waiting specifically for techlinked)
congratulations guys :)) you've been with us for so long. glad to be here for your anniversary episode!
Man, restaurant prices are really getting out of this world.
half a mil for a two star Michelin experience, pshaw
It's not like Microsoft, Google and Amazon mind😂
Yeah just go to the actual alchemist, probably better.
Lower air pressure has been shown to make airplane food taste less flavorful, which makes me curious to see how awful near space would push things
I'm pretty sure they're gonna keep that thing pressurized, don't think humans can breath at 30 km of altitude
Just eat a lot more salt and MSG to get the flavor back.
@@rizizum so are airplanes & the AirPlane jokes are still a trope for un-funny comedians
@@Artista_Frustrado The reason airplane food sucks is because there's no space for a full kitchen and dishes are prepared by flight attendants. It has nothing to do with air pressure.
@@mrbanana6464buddy all they do on the plane is warm it up, they make the food in real kitchens by catering companies that are then delivered to the airport and loaded on the plane
Now is it high-quality? No. Is the food more likely to be less flavorful from the get-go? Yes. But is it's bad taste solely because it was "prepared by flight attendants" or "no space for a kitchen"? No.
Have they learned from the airlines? Low pressure makes food taste bland no matter how good it might be at sea level. Gonna need to make sure that balloon is at a full 1 bar.
Why not increase it to 1.5 bar for 50% extra flavour?
Wait, does this mean submarine food tastes amazing?
@@hamster9135 If you get yourself in a condition that makes you smell better than at sea level, then yeah. I don't know of any context where that'd happen but going too high up does the opposite.
The lines on this video mad good 😂
I feel like we're playing a game of civilization and got to the future tech part.
Yeah we are living in a simulation that is replaying history up until the point of the creation of said simulation.
0:26 I’d loved him introducing humanity to our replacements with all the robots standing on stage
2:23 When he said "Google" it literally triggered my Gemini
Idea for countries: Don't tax the ultra-rich, create stupidly expensive "experiences" that they will willingly pay for.
The backgound music near end sounds like phone ringing next door. Made me jump for a minute.😅
7:48 the prediction got me
Oooh, I would love if TechLinked episodes were numbered so I can easily reference that. At least in description ❤
"Known only as Waldo" except in the UK where he is known as Wally
899, that is 17 years. Time sure flies.
I know. LMG keeps aging me more and more these days 💀
Less than that. They do more than 1 Techlinked per week. This is the third in 7 days, for example.
TechLinked is not just once a week though.
3 TechLinked a week, already 6 years now?
damn, i could have check the page, it will be 6 years on May.
Your maths aren't mathing
How do I use the “NEWS SOURCE” link on iPhone? The website I see has no links whatsoever and I remember in the past being easily accessed from that link. Do I need to remove ad block or something what is happening?
Wanted to say I’ve been watching the channel for a long while and I’m really happy to see James become comfortable with the whole thing. I think that one of my favourite things about LMG is that it gives airtime to buddies and lets them sink or swim. James, you’re swimming, kudos!
You mean it's not the Snapdragon 8s Gen 3? Shocking 😲
Or more doo doo to keep the price hike the herd will follow.
I watch at work all the time lol…. The Where’s Waldo reference got me 😂😂
Man, the price of luxury dining is sky high!!!
"The plot to the Get Out prequel"... I laughed out loud 😂
the mock neck looks oddly similar to the miyake one Jobs used to wear lmao
It is designed to be identical…it’s the whole point of it…
Neptune's dining almost sounds like dying in space 🤣🤣 6 passengers will be dyin in altitude....
Quest Lite got the apple camera treatment
Blackwell played a perfect game of golf.
1:48 "destroy him!" Lost it 😂
How I found it about the existence of Gemini was from 2 occasions of looking up historical topics on Google Images and weird images popping up. Both viking's disease and Zulu leaders gave weird altered depictions sampling Pacific Islanders cultures, East Asian cultures, Latin American cultures, and so on.
I hope they clean that stuff out.
Love the Hip Hop back drop beat
That turtleneck gonna be an odd fashion statement over his leather jacket...
It shows the cost of food sky rocketed😂😂
7:30 LMAO 😂 wtf
Fun fact Waldo is named Charlie in French. Like Schtroumpfs is Smurf.
@1:00 what's that game called? I remember playing something that looked like that back in the early 2000s that came with a sim bundle.
I'm a simple man, I hear a Monk/ Tony Shalhoub reference and I like the video
Wow Insane how much tech news exist
Actually means a lot. I've been here since day 0. Knowing it's been 899 videos is crazy
Happy 899!!!
The cost is out of this world.
I work at a computer repair shop which is were I’m watching from 😂
I really don’t like how similar this sounds to the Blackwall from Cyberpunk lol
And it's ai too
If you do the $500k space meal, do you tip just 20% or is there a different customary amount for near-space food?
does this that the singularity known as Riley wrote 900 unique quickbits intros? damn son!!!
The Tony Shalhoub bit never gets old, I *swear* 💀💀💀
I just got f***in tech news'd bro
Happy early 900 episode ❤
aaay the video before this one was so good might as well copy paste the footage into this one :D
That space balloon restaurant... if these rich people don't remember the sub that got crushed... well don't expect me to shed a tear for them.
Well its not like us lower middle class have any better luck with Boeing planes
@@myuzu_ what?! They're statistically one of the safest forms of travel.
Oh it’s not the planes that will get you … it’s the Boeing hitmen.
@@DanteS-119 I've no idea what either of you are talking about.
@@Commander_ZiN boeing is currently going though a scandal because they released an incredibly unsafe plane, so much so it has been grounded.
Only 101 episodes to go to the big 1k!!
How about a giveaway? 1000 LTT Screwdrivers for us!! 😀
Wonder if the 3s is gonna just be the valve prism again
I'm watching this at work... the face I made when he said that
Odlaw is the fugitive.
No S-PEN in a FOLD is DUMB AF! They should save money elsewhere. The main reason I want a big screen is to do big screen things S-PEN would definitely come in handy for work.
i want to eat wheatley in space
"6 passengers will die at an altitude" 😂🎉😂🎉 I see the references haha
I thought Intel and AMD were bad at naming their products...
Qualcomm: hold my beer
Guys... the price of food is SKYROCKETING. How could you miss that‽
Last I checked, food isn't tech??
the robots would farm all the food 😂😂😂😂😂😂 kewk
shutup bot
It's ballooning you mean?
Nice interrobang usage
Sure !
"S menas less good now!" - I cracked up 😂😂😂
"Space Balloon Restaurant?" - Is this the next chapter of the Titanic Submarine?
the chip built based on blackwell?
Tony shaloub somehow always finds his way into tech linked videos. What a strange pattern. 😂
Holy shit that Space X news is terrifying.
I feel like you missed the opportunity to say "The cost of food is really skyrocketing".
Yes, I'm a dad.
I'm going to guess the Quest 3s will replace the Quest 3 with changes that improve AR to better compete with Apple. Then the Quest lite will be similar to the quest 3 but with no camera's?
Stroke resistance sounds like a bummer.😮
When can I get my own 1,4 exaflops in my GPU huh
If you're willing to spend the money, quite soon. But it's gonna cost ya though.
For no. 1000 we need to see Riley do a backflip for the intro
this space dinning is sounding like Titanic implosion:-
James and Riley are the TechLinked GOATs
So Nano Dots TM teaches your iPad a new move? Maybe my iPad will be super effective against the Kindle Fire.
Now imagine how impressive it would be if Jensen was an AI hologram on stage talking and it was revealed at the end of the presentation.
My ryzen 7 5800x for whatever reason never clocks above 4.2ghz
They should have said the cost of food is skyrocketing. 😅
the last sentence :" they dont know what you do" hits way to hard LOL
An Apple does not simply summon the Serpent.
- Boromir
4:19 smooth dogwhistle breh. Show me more.
Surely the price of food has ..sky rocketed..?
So I guess "Sky High Prices for food" was a little too on the mark? ;O)-
What happens when they make a mistake on your order?
In 5 years or so, these will drop drastically in price and I'll be throwing them at electromagnetic design and computational chemistry problems.
Quest 3 lite has been leaking for 4 months now
In space, nobody can hear you chew.
8:18 fin.
I need to see Jason wearing a turtleneck whilst hosting TechLinked.
25 times lower energy consumption?
😮
@@chillnspace777 And over 30 the performance.
Happy Skynet day!
30x the performance and 100000x the price