Break The Cycle (373) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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This week we've got Missed Connections, Pokemon Raids, Jeremy Fragrance and a "Italian" man dispensing some t-shirt wisdom.
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0:00 Saginaw is a place
1:23 Durham & Pokemon raids
7:37 Antarctic pyramids & dossiers
10:36 Easter means your God died for ya
13:13 Chris is 44
14:22 Jeremy Fragrance, Elizabeth Hurley, and Social Media ruined everything
17:18 The Kanye shirt and river rescues
20:19 Pac-Man & having everything you want
21:58 Missed Connections & ho shame
29:45 How are there still serial killers and car srewdrivin
35:20 Italian guy
45:30 Lizzo, Shakira, & child support
51:48 Name changes & goodbye - Zábava
Would be the funniest thing in the world to see Chris waiting for Kristyn on a like scooter while she does a Pokémon raid
What’s a like scooter?
What's a Pokemon raid?
Nah not really
Lime scooter *
having only TV and outside as a kid was truly the time to be alive
Some of us caught the sweet spot. Outside and TV, video games and computer time! Internet as a kid was magic, but we werent always on it...
Bro nobody needs to see this comment. You’re not helping anyone. This doesn’t do anything your just saying how your generation was better. No it sucked too. It always sucks. Don’t sit here and pretend your generation wasn’t also garbage.
BOOOOOORRRRIIIINNNNGGGGGG! Lose my number gramps.
I HAVE A DRONE!!!!
I agree totally. Also It was all good before having the internet (social media especially) with us literally 24/7. I waited until 2014 to get a smartphone and I can tell it can become a habit easily.
"Moo-too" y'know?!
Love this comment and your PFP
I kept saying MewTwo each time he said it wrong😭
I was like “she caught a MEWTWO??”
😂🤣💀
" we got to flank em' but i'm really drunk" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Mootoo” ya’ know?
Imagine that girl who jumped in the river did it to check her mans phone 😂 she’s like “let me see your phone” and he just tosses it in the river 💀💀💀
That was EXACTLY my thought process..hahaha
Mootoo right? Lmao
Chris not say Mewtwo’s name right has me rolling lmao
My dad used to say moo-too as well hahaha
s'dork
Oh you must be one of them.
@@chasepotter2376come again?
Y know life absolutely rips when a new ep of Congratulations drops
Fr life was not rippin but now it is
That italian guy says stuff like it needs a CSI miami EEEEYEAAAAH at the end
I’m happy Chris has to deal with someone who plays Pokémon to much 😂
Chris, Will Sasso, Bryan Callen, Jeremy Fragrance and Fabrizio Brienza need to do a 2 hour special
When i saw his TOE on the table i actually screamed out loud alone in my bedroom
yes lol
When lmao??
“So confused on hunting or being hunted” 🤌🏾🤌🏾 sick content innit 😂😂
13:35 yawning while talking about being 44😆
hahahh he be so realistic w the reenacting of his son waking him up. felt like i wuz there fr
Durham, North Carolina
DPAC (Durham Performing Arts Center)
March 29, 2024
You were great! Been watching you since 2017. Well worth the wait amd in my hometown, no less!
Much love from Grand Rapids! Thanks for coming out tonight you absolutely killed it, haven’t laughed/smiled for that long in ages. Gotta visit again soon! Thanks again Chris :)
1970 here...we did have Pong and Atari, but it was OUTSIDE, bikes, playing war, playing smear the q....football, coming home to get a sandwich or for dinner. Maybe we'd spend the night at a friend's house.
Now you guys live on the internet so doesn't matter, right?
@@lovefist86nah, I work half of the time from home, same career for 26 years.
@@lovefist86got him
@lovefist86 I promise it was better before smartphones
“Gapplebees” Lmfaoo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was at ur Norfolk show! We had such an amazing time! Love you Chris!
Dad D'elia recording the MJ concert for Chris..😭😭
Been binging old Congratulations episodes lately, it’s wild how much Chris has grown 🙏
Btw an Episode of With Chris: Pokemon GO hunting would be a banger of an Episode!
"Mootwo" ya know?
Bryan Callen seems like he would have a flip phone.
Life's good, even when its bad! Have a good day Chris and crew!
Sitting here with a heating pad on because I have an IBS flare up and I’m going to clickety-clack on my keyboard to make my employer money but it’s all good because There’s a new episode of congratulations and life rips
"No Diddy" 🤣
Man I been listening to this podcast since Chris started doing it! It’s definitely my favorite podcast and definitely my kind of humor! I really appreciate you Chris you’ve brought me so much joy even on my worst days you don’t even know bro! 😎 I have to get a T-shirt bro! I wish you made one all white with a log cabin on it so I can be in the tall grass all the time when I wear it! Thanks again bro!
An ps I’m not into your stand up but this shit fucking slaps bro I die laughing seriously an I wish you were in more shows bro you kill roles
Crazy how this show is still going
13:18 Professor Hawking face coming up in ONE second
chris needs to take Jeremy fragrance to a diner at 1am and just see how it goes
Yesss
This is going to be another banger!
15:54 - 💀 you forgot the “….Biles Done"
NAKED from the waist down. 1 article of clothing on. The cool office guy on Work From Home Casual Friday.
Was at the Norfolk show. Podcast saved my sanity during nursing school 4 years ago. Also. Bought a poster with the understating I’d be able to scan the back to watch the show. Sike. What da hell? S’mad. LOL But also, thanks. Sandpaper Kleenex. Scrapes the warts off at least.
Fabrizio just got another follower. This guy is hilarious. 😂
I’m just gonna level with ya 😂
Missed connections is the best
2:51 💯 as a mom I can confirm 😂
Chris looking extra gargoyle today
Runk
If you hit "translate" it says jerk off on your comment lol
HAHAHAHAHAAAA
43:00 "assault" 😂😂😂
Its “dusty ass apartment” for me 😂
This is the best podcast in the world.
Hey guy! Come bacc to Dallas!!!
Saw Chris's new material in Norfolk, its the best live comedy special ive ever been to. In my top 5 of all time for sure.
Nice. Used to live there but happy and surprised he’s coming to West Virginia where I now live.
Yeah, I can relate, anything else is a vacation when your not with your kids. break please. lol
I identify trips to Target alone as vacation 100% ❤
First time seeing sub-zero outfit without a mask. Its lit Chris
See you in Sagnasty !! Your worth the trip
Good to see Chris is back in the saddle not giving a fuck. Rock on brother.b
28:41 then Chris woulda been dead in 2021 😂😂😂
Took about 3 months off from big Chris, happy to be back laughing it up having a silly time. Btw you could be that Italian guy in 20 years Chris.
Moo-two 😂😂😂
The bit about the guy not being gay had me rolling
S’Whats That Like.. S’Whats That Like
Love you Chris 🤘
Thanks for doing some missed connections again 🤩🫡🗣️
The last place I'd expect to get UFO news from is the Chris Delia podcast LMAO
5:05
A "live scooter"?
Like, it's *alive* or something???
There's outside and t.v 😂😂😂 good times i mean now is cool too but it explains alot
I’ve been doing the girly, “WOOOO” for the past few days randomly.
Is he talkin about Jason Ellis for the guy who said he’s not gay 😂
the thing about the crucifixion is..
be grateful and help out or...
you know.
You cannot make everybody happy... you are not the Congratulations podcast ❤😂
Chris, I like how you’re one of the only comedy podcasts left that actually makes up scenarios and riffs off of them and goes bonkers in these scenarios. Honestly, the only other amazing podcast that riffs off ridiculous ideas was cumtown and they’re done. All the other comedy podcasts….lost themselves.
Right win conspiracy chris>>>>>>>
Stopped watching you a awhile ago. Came back and your still fucking funny
episode 3 something something was on fire
That pokemon shit is so funny😅😂
Guy starts the pod so lazy right off the bat." Hey guys it's episode 300 somethin somethin". 😂
Man this episode is so funny. Btw im from norfolk.
Moo too yknow 😂
Is Chris really wearing a shirt or a karate Gi? These are the hard hitting questions we need answered.
Raw and real, what you see is what you get.
Mootoo 😂
YEAH Dude!
Algo juice
I humbly submit that Chris Delia doing a show in Saginaw Michigan (of all places) is one of the funniest things that has ever happened in the state.
Good ol sagnasty
Fabrizio got ya. Smart phones, Apple Social media ruined the world.
Yassss 🎉
I don’t even play Pokémon But I know mewtwo is worth a stop
When the thumbnail looks like that, things are about to rip.😎
plans to have another show in Alberta?
I wonder if the bit at 30:25 wont age well for Chris.
Your wife on the front lines 😅😅😅🎉🎉🎉
Gapplebees
Hair solid 8/10
Did she get the Moo-two?! I still haven’t gotten a shiny 😢
No, no, I know, hey, can I eat some juju bees?
I sleep at 4pm every day
But flies like honey too though, right?
Its crazy how it can only take a single day to go from the youngest person that ever existed to old.
Chris has 0 survival instincts, he just wants to die every time hahaha!! I literally am the same way. I experienced a very very , barely, non existent, life threatening experience and was ready to accept my fate and meet my maker! 😂😂😂
I was downtown in Las Vegas on Fremont at a free Nelly concert, there was a fight that broke out at the front of the crowd, and caused a massive frenzy and everyone started running in fear like a shooting was happening. This was in 2019
that big toe peekin over the desk is scaring me
I actually prefer the pronunciation mootwo over Mewtwo but that's the spectrum in me.
Does anyone actually know what that freaking pyramid in Antarctica is??? They're not sure yet are they?
Hey whose leg is that at 47:43?