“I don’t think I’ve ever had to go over 4 attempts to beat any difficulty of Wii party U highway rollers” *Expert and master difficulty have left the chat*
hes been playing so much of beginner and standard difficulty that i forgot about the computer being so much better in expert and in master, yet alone how many times it took poof to beat both difficulties
Fun fact: Poof has an older copy of this game, since the P2 CPU has his older name, Kazuhiro. This was corrected to Kazuhiko in later copies. Kazuhiko is his official name.
Fun fact: if the game follows real statistics the chance of getting no green light dice out of 5 rolls is 40% while getting at least one is 60% but with poofs luck I highly doubt the game is fair. Lmao
Chances are if you're too far ahead the game's just gonna deny you the light until the other players catch up. notice how the 4 players are almost always intentionally clustered together on one specific part of it
The amount of Rigged BS that Ostrich game gives Poof is GENUINELY ABYSMAL! The fact that the Ostrich picked Poof over Millie who's head you can CLEARLY SEE over the Bush proves that game is RIGGED against him 😂
Millie, in last place, gets last place boosted, then lands on a 1v3, wins it, then wins an rng minigame picked by the computer, rolls enough to get to the end, and rolls enough to win. Honestly Poof I'm with you on this one thats gotta be rigged
Mad Hatters is a game that the CPU can literally jut not let you win if it wants. It can literally just have someone pick the same number as you every time and you can't possibly win.
The Hide and Go beak along with Run to the Sun (Wii Party U), Risky Railroad, Lucky Launch, and Dicey Descent (Wii Party) are the only Wii Party/Wii Party U Minigames based on luck. No matter which fake bush the ostrich knocks over, the winner will always be luck dependent.
10:55 I did the statistical calculations by taking ⅙ the power of 10 (10 six-sided dice, each with 1 green side) The odds are 1.65381717E−8, or a 0.0000165381717% chance of getting ZERO green dice out of 10 dice. Should be statistically impossible. Sounds like proof of the game being rigged to me
At this point, I think we should have sophist and poofesure play Mario or Wii party together just to see who's more unlucky (There would be 2 cpus because that's how poofs bad luck activates)
I’d like to mention that it has now taken more attempts for Poof to beat Standard difficulty with Dudy Dude than it took for him to beat Master difficulty back in 2020
Hey poofessure... here is a tip for the ostrich minigame. Move your wii remote around in random ways, and also don't pick first. The random movement will hopefully "confuse" the ostrich and make it harder for it to pick your hiding area. Think of it like the 1v3 mini game in regular wii party: hide and peek, you have to continuously move your hand around otherwise the CPU will instantly know where you hid.
Lol. Poofesure officially made history two times in a row this Christmas/end of the year! First was the Hardest Platinum in the Wii Party, and now this. We should totally make a trophy or put him in the hall of fame of some sorts or something.
I feel like the last place boosts are so stupid Millie, who was horrible at all the games, ends up winning because she gets the stupid last place boost, she was so far behind from everyone
Some tips on the fruit balance minigame for Poofesure although I've never played this game and only watched Poofesure's videos on playing it: - A strawberry increases the weight by 1/4 (one quarter) of a tick. - An orange increases the weight by 1/2 (one half) of a tick. - A banana increases the weight by 4/5 (four fifths) of a tick. - An apple increases the weight by 1 tick. - 3 bananas increases the weight by 2 ticks. - A pineapple increases the weight by 3 ticks. Hopefully this helps Poofesure win that minigame more often.
4:41 The CPU get better once you win to get the minigame over with since if they went at normal speed, it would take much longer and we all know your amount patience
I swear Poofesure always cook's up a theory that the reason he gets his ass kicked is because Party Phil is in bed with one of the contestants, like Millie for example.
One minute into the video, and could already tell there’s some high feelings. Also, the AC Adapter for the GamePad can be plugged in manually rather than on the stand.
idk if you tried this method when playing the ostrich minigame, but try not to make *any* noise if the wii u gamepad picks up sound. that means any speech/noise generated by vocal cords, your creaky chair, or noisy appliances (including the tv if you have audio coming out of it, mute that bish just for the time being then unmute when you're done). i know this sounds way too tedious for one minigame, hoping it's worth all the trouble since i don't have a copy of wii party u. praying that the 5th time's a charm in normal mode
Poof VS the ostrich game is a long lasting tradition. He has beaten all difficulties on this game 2 times (beef boss, Alfonso). I have only seen him win against the ostrich game ONCE.
on the ostrich mini game try following one of the NPCs to see what they will pick and take their options. Mark stole the bush kazoo kid wanted and mark got first
yo so i have a suggestion, so basically like your "going pro in every wii sports resort sport" you should try to reach pro league in every sport on nintendo switch sports. (you dont have to do my suggestion but i hope this crosses your attention!)
To win the final roll off , you gotta get second place in the last minigame for better odds to win the game by hitting 35 You got 1st place and failed last time
my guess with the ostrich game is that your wii remote picks up ambiant sound and wispers whereas the bots have no mic input and are given fake input. maybe try covering the mic?
im not going to spoil it in the comments but...........
Balls
Please do
you lost again poof
beef boss
Bruh
I've seen people less stressed out about losing their house to their gambling addiction than this man over a Wii U game
This is the funniest comment I’ve seen ever
HELP????? 😭😭
But the gamblers have a poor form of rationality which makes them think that their spending will all come back...
this is my sign to gamble the house
LOOOOOOL
You know it's gonna be a good video when the ostrich is in the thumbnail 💀💀💀
He’s a right rascal!🐦
"this ostrich is a mutherfucker..."
-Poof
Looking menacingly
nah i feel terrible for poof because that minigame is lowkey rigged 😭
The reason i clicked
Whenever Poof puts the ostrich in the thumbnail, it’s a little heads-up to us that we’re going to have post-traumatic-ostrich-syndrome. 😂😂😂
As someone else pointed out, he sounds like Courage the Cowardly Dog
Love the thumbnail 😂
PTOS
Lmaoooo
The ostrich is so cute tho
the ostrich game just gets more and more hysterical as the streak of losing gets longer and longer
Honestly what King Dedede wanted for Kirby tbh during the cake royale.
I love when poof rages so hard that he literally turns into Courage The Cowardly Dog
I miss that show reminds me of childhood
9:13 literally 😭
@@damiandotson1642 yeah, me too. Eustace was always hilarious 😂😂
Or peppino?
@@speedymatt1236no
Poof is the only person who can go from a guaranteed win to a devastating loss in a matter of just one turn
Ok but Millie's comeback was probs one of the biggest plot twists I've seen
I was rooting for Millie. So I'm glad she won.
She won 90 spaces because of last place boost, kinda rigged
two last place boosts + a roll off win for first place in a luck based minigame and then getting exactly 35 at the door.
@@claquo0343queen-
“I don’t think I’ve ever had to go over 4 attempts to beat any difficulty of Wii party U highway rollers”
*Expert and master difficulty have left the chat*
It took him like 6 times for Alfonso to beat expert lol
hes been playing so much of beginner and standard difficulty that i forgot about the computer being so much better in expert and in master, yet alone how many times it took poof to beat both difficulties
@@LinkyLove123 I was gonna say, he took 6 with Alfonso 😅😂😅😂😅😂
It's scientifically proven that an ostrich can detect fellow baldness within 100 mile radius
😂😂😂😂
8:54 Poof's inner Floridian coming out
what did he sayyyyy
8:50 : ostrich game rage, hands down the funniest part of the video
legend
I know your videos aren’t super complicated but being able to churn out an episode on the same day you recorded it is still impressive.
You should seriously have someone look into the coding of this game. I would really be intrigued to know how they have the NPCs set up.
Fun fact: Poof has an older copy of this game, since the P2 CPU has his older name, Kazuhiro. This was corrected to Kazuhiko in later copies. Kazuhiko is his official name.
*Every Copy of Wii Party U is Personalized*
Shouldn't that have been fixed on an update though? Maybe somehow he never updated the game
@@pablosolermontanos641That's not how older games work. What's on the disk is what you get
@@space6842 The Wii U did have software updates for the games
You know when Poof posts a video, we are in for a treat.
Maybe watch the vid first tho
It's time to turn up the volume
Plug in a subwoofer if you got one
"highly unlikely i lose today and not much can go wrong now " those famous last words
When he said that I was like: "Welp, knock on wood. He's about to get hit with the ultimate 2x4."
@@jeremyhagans7952 🤣🤣🤣
That ostrich game freak out had to be the best one yet.
Imagine if master difficulty takes one attempt 😂
"Like that's ever gonna happen."
-Shrek
@@iamthenameless6202 “Get yo money up not yo funny up”
-you silly goose 👨🏻🦳
For me , Master took 5 attempts and Expert took 11 attempts
It did when he did Globe Trot
@@littlewishy6432yeah but it's globe trot?
Fun fact: if the game follows real statistics the chance of getting no green light dice out of 5 rolls is 40% while getting at least one is 60% but with poofs luck I highly doubt the game is fair. Lmao
Could you please explain how you got that?
Probability of 1 die showing red: 5/6
Probability of 5 dice showing red: 5/6 * 5/6 * 5/6 * 5/6 * 5/6 = 0,40
Chances are if you're too far ahead the game's just gonna deny you the light until the other players catch up. notice how the 4 players are almost always intentionally clustered together on one specific part of it
The amount of Rigged BS that Ostrich game gives Poof is GENUINELY ABYSMAL! The fact that the Ostrich picked Poof over Millie who's head you can CLEARLY SEE over the Bush proves that game is RIGGED against him 😂
Wait until he plays Button Mashers…
8:55 POOF SAID WHAT
Millie, in last place, gets last place boosted, then lands on a 1v3, wins it, then wins an rng minigame picked by the computer, rolls enough to get to the end, and rolls enough to win. Honestly Poof I'm with you on this one thats gotta be rigged
9:13 courage really be trying to get Muriel to believe him rn
Thank you for not spoiling it! I can now bite my nails in suspense as i watch
4:42 I think the CPU’s get better after you finish on purpose to finish up the minigame quicker so you don’t have to wait longer than you need to.
Yeah, because if you play in beginner/standard and don't win you can see how they stay slow the entire game
Mad Hatters is a game that the CPU can literally jut not let you win if it wants. It can literally just have someone pick the same number as you every time and you can't possibly win.
The ostrich doesn't like poof because he never chooses the ostrich in the racing mini game🤣🤣🤣
The Hide and Go beak along with Run to the Sun (Wii Party U), Risky Railroad, Lucky Launch, and Dicey Descent (Wii Party) are the only Wii Party/Wii Party U Minigames based on luck. No matter which fake bush the ostrich knocks over, the winner will always be luck dependent.
12:54 - Hey, there's Matt Matt and Matt!
10:55
I did the statistical calculations by taking ⅙ the power of 10 (10 six-sided dice, each with 1 green side)
The odds are 1.65381717E−8, or a 0.0000165381717% chance of getting ZERO green dice out of 10 dice.
Should be statistically impossible. Sounds like proof of the game being rigged to me
A few videos ago he failed 3 times, so what are the odds to get 0 greens out of 15 dice
Let's pretend Poof didn't loose his sanity to Highway Rollers.
He never screams, this is a family friendly channel full of hope and victory.
Bro let’s pretend you watched more than 4 minutes before commenting the most mediocre comment known to man
jkkk
@@aqaisback9517 I think it's funny, everyone has their own opinion on that.
i thought it was funny
@@ryang.1102 Thank you :)
At this point, I think we should have sophist and poofesure play Mario or Wii party together just to see who's more unlucky
(There would be 2 cpus because that's how poofs bad luck activates)
Agreed, but sophist may habe upper hand woth playing with brent
@@assassinace2110 what exactly were you trying to say? I literally can't tell with that ridiculous typo
@@SpathiCaptainFwiffo sorry tired and lazy, sophist may have upper hand in this duel because he plays with brent
@@assassinace2110 but to the surprise of some people actually, the result may differ depending on how much the game wants to screw them
Now THAT is something I want to see.
In the trap 1v3 mini game, if the tile lights up, it means there is a trapped tile adjacent to it. So it's not completely random poof sir.
I’d like to mention that it has now taken more attempts for Poof to beat Standard difficulty with Dudy Dude than it took for him to beat Master difficulty back in 2020
Yes because in master difficulty he lost almost all minigames, so the game was fair but if you win every minigame it makes you lose
It’s an alternate universe. Poof doesn’t win highway rollers, but he remains calm and doesn’t scream
Seeing Matt as the chef was scary. Gordon wouldn’t even challenge him
Hey poofessure... here is a tip for the ostrich minigame.
Move your wii remote around in random ways, and also don't pick first. The random movement will hopefully "confuse" the ostrich and make it harder for it to pick your hiding area.
Think of it like the 1v3 mini game in regular wii party: hide and peek, you have to continuously move your hand around otherwise the CPU will instantly know where you hid.
Poof has to see this
Pretty sure the game is pure rng and that doesn't do anything
@@pablosolermontanos641 doesn't hurt to give a suggestion
@@CinderTheSkulldog it does, he might think that's true and break remotes when it doesn't work, you have no idea what you just did
@@pablosolermontanos641 or maybe it could work... it's not impossible
keep being awesome, poof 🙌💕
Lol. Poofesure officially made history two times in a row this Christmas/end of the year! First was the Hardest Platinum in the Wii Party, and now this. We should totally make a trophy or put him in the hall of fame of some sorts or something.
Bro sealed his fate saying Millie ain’t a threat
I feel like the last place boosts are so stupid Millie, who was horrible at all the games, ends up winning because she gets the stupid last place boost, she was so far behind from everyone
you know it’s gonna be a good one when that damn ostrich is the thumbnail
Some tips on the fruit balance minigame for Poofesure although I've never played this game and only watched Poofesure's videos on playing it:
- A strawberry increases the weight by 1/4 (one quarter) of a tick.
- An orange increases the weight by 1/2 (one half) of a tick.
- A banana increases the weight by 4/5 (four fifths) of a tick.
- An apple increases the weight by 1 tick.
- 3 bananas increases the weight by 2 ticks.
- A pineapple increases the weight by 3 ticks.
Hopefully this helps Poofesure win that minigame more often.
8:12 that person in the left looks like i'm not gonna sleep tonight
14:00 is the answer to say something you can say in wii party u and in bed
6:38 Matt the Chef
Poof might become the next Detroit Pistons with this loss streak
I didn’t even read the title, just saw the thumbnail and said “ohh that god damned ostrich”
Today is the day we find out that Poofesure can indeed loose four times in a row on the 2nd easiest difficulty
Lol Alfonso standing with two Matt’s 15:20
I finally bought a wii u and I've been playing wii party u so much and surprisingly poof has been right about these damn miss cheating
I was almost bored to the point of starting a college essay, thank you Poof
I just imagine the npcs sitting next to you, shooting a smug look as they choose hide and go beak to ruin the game
4:41 The CPU get better once you win to get the minigame over with since if they went at normal speed, it would take much longer and we all know your amount patience
You know when Poofesure posts a video even for this standard, u know it’s gonna be a good one
The title and the thumbnail of the ostrich 😂
For the uninitiated, the ostrich game is pure RNG. So Poof just happens to have bad luck every single time he plays.
The reason the ostrich always gets him is because beefboss is a hamburger and Dudy dude doesn’t use deodorant
I swear Poofesure always cook's up a theory that the reason he gets his ass kicked is because Party Phil is in bed with one of the contestants, like Millie for example.
I feel like the game sees Poof do well, then decide to start working against him.
the way i was just watching another vid of u play this and now u posted 🙏🙏
Millie with the comeback of the century.
poof's on a losing streak like his detroit pistons
He is from Florida lol
Poof... it's time to hang up the Wii U.
10:36 That's a whopping 0.9765625 % chance of that happening, congrats!!!
One minute into the video, and could already tell there’s some high feelings. Also, the AC Adapter for the GamePad can be plugged in manually rather than on the stand.
I think you should label somewhere here this is a reupload, I hate having a feeling that I’ve already seen something
Poof literally has the worst luck in this game. Literally plays his heart out just for party fill to peg him😂
I’ve seen surgeons stress less about life or death surgery than homie over here over a Wii game😭😂
These poofesure videos are my favorite by far
As soon as I saw the Ostrich I knew it was downhill from there
Always a good day when poofesure posts!! Keep it up and don’t forget to care for yourself!
The Cliff Riders 100 yard flex was clutch
12:58 triple Matts to the left
idk if you tried this method when playing the ostrich minigame, but try not to make *any* noise if the wii u gamepad picks up sound. that means any speech/noise generated by vocal cords, your creaky chair, or noisy appliances (including the tv if you have audio coming out of it, mute that bish just for the time being then unmute when you're done). i know this sounds way too tedious for one minigame, hoping it's worth all the trouble since i don't have a copy of wii party u. praying that the 5th time's a charm in normal mode
I'm convinced that Mark is a curse
Do you think the ostrich mini game works based off of audio? The louder you are the more likely it is to pick you?
these gameplays are just the highlight of my day tbh
Teacher: Why are you asking such dumb questions did you even listen to how I was explaining it?
How they were explaining it: 9:11
worst then the pistons is a wild statement
Perfect timing for a new video 🙏
That signed remote looks pretty tempting to buy
Pistons catching strays
I haven't watched the video yet, but knowing Poofesure, I, uh, don't have my hopes up that high.
The ostrich never fails to Crack me up. Poof just can. Never win when it comes to that game 😂
You are such a clutch, when you post to me its night and 90% of the time I'm bored
Millie made a comback!!! what an amazing underdog story not scripted at all XD
Poof VS the ostrich game is a long lasting tradition. He has beaten all difficulties on this game 2 times (beef boss, Alfonso). I have only seen him win against the ostrich game ONCE.
Poof posted a video on my birthday. Best birthday gift ever
11:25 - Check the space he lands on and see if you can figure out why he would have been better off with a 41.
on the ostrich mini game try following one of the NPCs to see what they will pick and take their options. Mark stole the bush kazoo kid wanted and mark got first
truly a one-of-a-kind video title!
The ostrich mini game always cracks me up haha
Me: *Sees Poof at the very end of the board with a significant lead about to win, then notices there's still 7 minutes left in the video*
yo so i have a suggestion, so basically like your "going pro in every wii sports resort sport" you should try to reach pro league in every sport on nintendo switch sports. (you dont have to do my suggestion but i hope this crosses your attention!)
To win the final roll off , you gotta get second place in the last minigame for better odds to win the game by hitting 35
You got 1st place and failed last time
my guess with the ostrich game is that your wii remote picks up ambiant sound and wispers whereas the bots have no mic input and are given fake input. maybe try covering the mic?
Poof you should make a beef boss and dudeydude set of joycons next
45 seconds in and getting called out may tank is always at least half full its a real issue.