Right. Everybody got hit by the lightning, everybody in front of him got hit by the POW and blooper, the only thing only he got hit with was the redshell which he could've easily blocked if he wasn't absolutely trash at the game. Don't make it sound like he has the worst luck when in reality he just completely sucks at the game :D
His whole coconut mall shortcut rant made me want to scream at the screen because there's no way he doesn't know how off-road shortcuts are supposed to work by now, he's been playing this for ages.
@@Poofesure usually when your vehicle goes on terrain that makes you slow down, it's off-road, besides if it's like a track like sherbert land where the whole track is kind of off-road.
@@lvrboyvicsame here, discovered him in my freshman year during quarantine and now I come back as a freshman in college. His videos got me through bad times
@@danielgrant3946I’m assuming he doesn’t want to get better for entertainment. I’m ngl I find it extremely entertaining watching someone play this game like I did back when I was 8 playing it with my family.
@@packernation126Well that’s on accident. I’m assuming he’s spamming the item button to get the item faster and ends up spamming the item. Happens to the best of players. Happens to TWD.
"wHeElyInG dOeS NoThInG" watch him try to beat a WR and see how far behind he is lmao Not only that, but he's on the Wii Wheel, which makes wheelying and gameplay in general a lot harder, you cant make this stuff up lol
@@tribble_omg after bein hit or hitting something, hold gas and brake together until you see blue spark, then release. In almost all cases, it's faster than just doing a normal acceleration.
@@electromenzgd2962I’ve done the same and realized I’m getting to worked up and have to relax. Lol. I was really bad at this game but wanted to unlock everything.
That's what im thinking, he isn't doing too bad, he is just paranoid now that he wont get a star. The way he is reseting looks like he is going for 3 stars instead
I’ve been playing Mario Kart since I was a kid, and I do that… Hit an obstacle? Restart. Fall off the track? Restart. I curse if I touch off-road or hit a wall. Etc. :’) I actually just quit Mario Kart Wii because I hit two Sidesteppers on GBA Shy Guy Beach.
If he not first place the best grade he can get is a B. it makes more sense to restart. I had perfect games but blew it at the end on Wario butthole goldmine. I didn't fall off or drive in the grass.
My Favorite parts - 1:53 small scream - 2:05 Restart #1 - 2:44 - 3:03 another small scream - 3:39 - 3:48 Restart #2 - 4:11 NO - 5:14 *this is wonderful* - 5:30 Poof getting mad about 3 mushrooms - 6:23 - 6:39 NO FISHSTICKS - 6:46 Restart #3 💀 - 7:43 (ADDED) - 8:05 "I'm pissed" *red shell comes in the middle of nowhere* - 8:14 Poof getting screwed by the game - 8:51 - 9:24 Restart #4 - 10:07 " I WAS SHAKING " - 10:57 *hooray music* - 11:08 Restart #5 - 12:09 the game must like Peach- - 15:06 - 16:21 hit in mid air - 17:38 Famous Poof laugh - 17:58 an even better laugh - 18:06 Restart #6 - 19:00 "nice throw" - 20:14 This caused him to quit the game and end the video
It is the hardest MK game no doubt. New MK games are baby games compared to it. Only ones that even come close are Super Circuit and 64. 64 rubber banding is horrendous and the cpus I feel like are always faster than you. I will be bowser and toad will just cruise right by me without any speed items after making up the ground of my 5+ second break away almost instantly. It’s ridiculous. Super Mario Kart however is just another lvl of jankiness and unfairness.
@@OldBenKenobi2318to be fair, Bowser is the slowest character and Toad is the fastest in that game. The heavyweights have the speed, acceleration, and off-road disadvantage, but the weight makes everyone else spin out and they can’t do that from getting hit. I’m not a fan of it, but I guess it makes sense because then they wouldn’t really have an advantage. But that being said, the reason MK64 is the hardest is because when you get hit, it slows you down way too dramatically.
Quick tips! In Coconut Mall, you can do tricks off the red railings on the escalators! Also, when you fall off the map, you can time your landing by pressing 2 the moment you land back on the map to get a boost! Hope this helps!
Watching Mario Kart Wii is just nostalgic. When I was 6 all me and my brother did was play Mario Kart Wii (back in 2009-2010). This really takes me back
As a person with autism i always have to ask myself if he's just playing when he overpersonifies characters or if he's just straight up delusional but I cant decide which one is funnier
how many years for me to complete this?
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Poofesure + Mario Kart = pure entertainment
Agreed 100%
Me too. Laugh + Rage = Poofesure
We Need to See Him Scream More
Poof+wii=why I wake up in the morning
poifesure + anything = funny
Nothing better than seeing Poofesure having an argument with his Wiimote in Mario Kart Wii.
"how do I turn while shaking the Wii Remote?!"
by playing with a real controller lmao
"im using tilt controls"
Hell yeah
8:09 has to be one of the most chaotic moments. They threw everything but the kitchen sink at you poof
No blue shell hit haha
If he plays SRB2 Kart, it can include the kitchen sink, because that game has a kitchen sink as an extremely rare attack item that kills the racer!
Right. Everybody got hit by the lightning, everybody in front of him got hit by the POW and blooper, the only thing only he got hit with was the redshell which he could've easily blocked if he wasn't absolutely trash at the game. Don't make it sound like he has the worst luck when in reality he just completely sucks at the game :D
@@Icy_Princesssorry sweetie my bad
@@Icy_Princessits.. not that serious..? xd
poof not using mushrooms during shortcuts is melting my brain
His whole coconut mall shortcut rant made me want to scream at the screen because there's no way he doesn't know how off-road shortcuts are supposed to work by now, he's been playing this for ages.
@@Chicky_Lumps how is that off road? it's still the floor of the mall
@@Poofesureit’s a path that you don’t see on the map so it’s considered off-road
@@Poofesure usually when your vehicle goes on terrain that makes you slow down, it's off-road, besides if it's like a track like sherbert land where the whole track is kind of off-road.
@@Poofesure also, that random mushroom on the ground was cause someone hit the Goomba with a shell. When you do that, a mushroom pops out.
I love how poof’s videos always stay the same in humor and quality. I’ve been watching him for years and it’s as if he never changed.
same. started watching him in 9th grade & i still find the same entertainment in his videos as a freshman in college
BEEN WAITING HIM SINCE 2020 THE BAD YEAR
@@lvrboyvicsame here, discovered him in my freshman year during quarantine and now I come back as a freshman in college. His videos got me through bad times
@@rouge4736for me it was late 2019 i was introduced from his papa videos
@@Pink_pr1ncess
What- how??? It’s been 3 years not 4. How did you graduate in 3 years?
"Wheelying does nothing"
He's never gonna finish this challenge is he...
Idk if it's a bit or what, like how he refuses to learn the game mechanics or the optimal way of playing
He should definitely just use a cart if he's never gonna wheelie
He doesn’t hold his items behind him either. He throws his item and gets hit seconds later.
@@danielgrant3946I’m assuming he doesn’t want to get better for entertainment. I’m ngl I find it extremely entertaining watching someone play this game like I did back when I was 8 playing it with my family.
@@packernation126Well that’s on accident. I’m assuming he’s spamming the item button to get the item faster and ends up spamming the item. Happens to the best of players. Happens to TWD.
17:58 The beginning of poof’s villain arc
What do you me beginning this shit was a thing since the basketball 3 point contest and wii party u😭
6:39 when the frozen seafood section is poorly stocked
Fishsticks: Where are my "Wii Remits"
Beef Boss: (Screams)
Poof: NOOOO!!!!!!
8:57 WISE WORDS
"wHeElyInG dOeS NoThInG" watch him try to beat a WR and see how far behind he is lmao
Not only that, but he's on the Wii Wheel, which makes wheelying and gameplay in general a lot harder, you cant make this stuff up lol
10:50 Ironically, if poof didn't pass on the thundercloud and just kept its speed boost to the finish line, he might have won the race.
That’s what I’m sayin
He would’ve gotten 3rd, maybe 2nd, but not 1st
Wow, i just looked this up. I had no idea thunderclouds gave u a speed boost.
10:50 Getting the thunder cloud at the end game is like getting a star, he should not pass it away.
I think his thought process is just thundercloud = bad, I'm not even sure if he knows that the thundercloud gives you a speed boost.
It helped me win on GBA Shy Guy Beach once, lol. I actually like the Thundercloud. :’)
6:35 I died laughing when he ran into Fishsticks and the blank stare on his face 😂😂
bro i fucking lost it right there. the look on the face😂
And then Alfonso at 9:15 lmao
💀💀
I love how he's played this game for literally years, and he still hasn't figured out how to not blow up every other start.
It's honestly concerning that I was probably better at age 7-8 after a few months of playing than Poof is after years.
Yeah, like seriously, I don't even have a problem with getting the boost, and I don't actively play it
Yeah that's one that I'm fairly consistent with on DS, but I never have gotten the hang of the drift boost
because poof plays badly on purpose
@@jamescarrotcsl8 Yeeaaaahh.... "on purpose..."
HES FINALLY DOING STAND STILL MINI TURBOS AFTER BEING HIT LETS GO POOF
You can do that? Please enlighten me I am but a casual gamer.
@@tribble_omg after bein hit or hitting something, hold gas and brake together until you see blue spark, then release. In almost all cases, it's faster than just doing a normal acceleration.
@@sweetrocks610Woah that’s cool. Thanks, gamer!
when did he do that
@@jeremyABC12317:14
6:47 Those escalating “No’s!” when he failed to exit… I’m dying XD
I can’t wait for poof to have to beat the staff ghosts and hear him curse out all of the Nintendo workers😂
Yeah, I can only imagine the workers watching one of those videos one day and being like "Dude, what the hell's this guy's problem with us?" lol
@@electromenzgd2962I’ve done the same and realized I’m getting to worked up and have to relax. Lol. I was really bad at this game but wanted to unlock everything.
For all new poofesure viewers:
Turn up the volume! Poof never rages, he's always really wholesome!
If you new viewers are capable, connect it to the speakers! His speeches are so enlightening and motivating!
Headphones for full experience
Show it to your family, he's very inspirational and even when he loses, he admits his faults!
And he absolutely never swears!
he’s really calm and chill, your parents would love him !!!
16:22 there’s no way. Only Poofs terrible luck 😂
16:20
The fact he thought it was a bullet made it even funnier
We need an hour long video of Poofesure playing Mario Kart lmfao.🤣
he did one recently i think, i know there are multiple on the channel
18:03 poof has gone clinically insane
This is why you never let Poof know how hard it is to get something. He will restart over the smallest things.
That's what im thinking, he isn't doing too bad, he is just paranoid now that he wont get a star. The way he is reseting looks like he is going for 3 stars instead
I’ve been playing Mario Kart since I was a kid, and I do that… Hit an obstacle? Restart. Fall off the track? Restart. I curse if I touch off-road or hit a wall. Etc. :’)
I actually just quit Mario Kart Wii because I hit two Sidesteppers on GBA Shy Guy Beach.
2:07 “this race already feels too bad”
There’s definitely gonna be another 27 more episodes of Mario kart from Poof lol
16:21 (poofesure gets hit by an invincible player by a star)
Poofesure: in what world is a bullet way up there?!?!
11:45 pure horror in waluigi's face seeing star powered beef boss and a red shell coming straight toward him
Rarest sighting of Poofesure uploading in the evening... This is gonna be a good one.
EVENING???
wait nvm, pst moment
@@kenny_.E6-7pm east coast time
Poof is the only youtuber that uploads in the right time. Especially in Australian timezones
ong bro its perfect
Agreed
Laughs in night shift
in NA west it’s perfect 😊😊
@@garrettfiorito4482same in NA east, nice 7pm
Sequence of events from 8:03-8:20 had me rolling 😂
I love how he intends to go from D tier to a star rank by restarting every time something goes wrong, rather than progressively improving.
He’s still progressively improving it’s just going to take longer to learn the later tracks.
If he not first place the best grade he can get is a B. it makes more sense to restart. I had perfect games but blew it at the end on Wario butthole goldmine. I didn't fall off or drive in the grass.
And if u fall off once you can't get an A either.
@@davidwilliams316that’s not true, if you’re under a certain lap time you can still get a star
@@thelastmemphian you would have to get bonus points from hitting people and almost never in 9th to 12th
11:08. Poop has become angry Yoda🤣🤣🤣
9:04 Whoa, Poof… you really roasted that burger…
17:27 is where pure chaos starts
8:49 I was like oh my goodness! That was pretty impressive. I always love you Mario Kart videos!!!
@Smugy420 is that a good thing or a bad thing?
18:02 - Poof did a evil laugher as he keeps driving his player to the abyss is ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s completely lost it
I know, isn’t it funny @@Rayna05?🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@luckymario4196ikr, Poofesure is hilarious!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:48 This moment killed me 😂😂😂
My Favorite parts
- 1:53 small scream
- 2:05 Restart #1
- 2:44
- 3:03 another small scream
- 3:39
- 3:48 Restart #2
- 4:11 NO
- 5:14 *this is wonderful*
- 5:30 Poof getting mad about 3 mushrooms
- 6:23
- 6:39 NO FISHSTICKS
- 6:46 Restart #3 💀
- 7:43
(ADDED) - 8:05 "I'm pissed" *red shell comes in the middle of nowhere*
- 8:14 Poof getting screwed by the game
- 8:51
- 9:24 Restart #4
- 10:07 " I WAS SHAKING "
- 10:57 *hooray music*
- 11:08 Restart #5
- 12:09 the game must like Peach-
- 15:06
- 16:21 hit in mid air
- 17:38 Famous Poof laugh
- 17:58 an even better laugh
- 18:06 Restart #6
- 19:00 "nice throw"
- 20:14 This caused him to quit the game and end the video
gorgeous timeline
based
6:39 *Imagine sleeping at 2 AM and then you just hear your neighbor scream this for no reason*
“Princess Peach….. maybe she likes me!” 😭🤣
he's a lonely ass mf
8:09 wait where you going to say at first there little buddy?
I love how he says "I pow-dodged into the grass" even though he literally didn't actually pow-dodge, like, at all. 💀
*jerry smashes Tom’s tail* 7:44
Its so funny when poof blames his wiimote and beef boss for when he drives into the walls and fall of tracks
6:46 I lost my shit at this part omg
18:59
Nice throw jacka-
This will be impossible for Poof since beef boss loves to fall off the track
Fishsticks Troll Cameo
6:36
Top Ten Betrayals in Anime
A sad one too
"wheelies do nothing"
great thing to say after playing mario kart wii terribly and racing slowly for 4 years
16:23 “WHA-“ has me crying
Alternate title: Poofesure plays Mario Circuit for 20 minutes
Friendly reminder that Poof has a classic control that he refuses to use.
10:09 - If someone scared me to damn death, this is how I would say this sentence.
Poof: “FISHSTICKSSSS”
Fishsticks: O.O
16:42 Epic low jump though
For new viewers, turn up the volume to max so you hear him better :)
Always great content with Poof, love your videos dude
+ these playthroughs of mkwii will never get old, always a good watch
This still makes me genuinely curious how Poofesure would handle F-Zero
*Screams through an entire race because of the speed
6:46 - Poof presses quits when he doesn't want to and can't when he wants to.
15:29 dudy dude
Fishstix at 6:37 and Beef Boss gettin' clocked at 16:20 were the best parts to me 😅
8:36 The rubberbanding is too real
"Wheelying does nothing" poofesure is a certified conspiracy theorist
How are your windows not shattered with you yelling this damn loud😭😂
I don't think I've ever seen a man as dedicated as Poof to beat whatever challenge he faces. It's actually incredible.
Mario kart Wii is my childhood so seeing poof play this again reminds me of stuggling for years to get at least 1 star
Could you imagine him trying to play Super Mario Kart on the SNES? It was and in some cases still is one of the hardest Mario Kart games ever
he would rage super hard at mario kart 64 with the constant spin outs on 150
It is the hardest MK game no doubt. New MK games are baby games compared to it. Only ones that even come close are Super Circuit and 64. 64 rubber banding is horrendous and the cpus I feel like are always faster than you. I will be bowser and toad will just cruise right by me without any speed items after making up the ground of my 5+ second break away almost instantly. It’s ridiculous. Super Mario Kart however is just another lvl of jankiness and unfairness.
@@OldBenKenobi2318to be fair, Bowser is the slowest character and Toad is the fastest in that game. The heavyweights have the speed, acceleration, and off-road disadvantage, but the weight makes everyone else spin out and they can’t do that from getting hit. I’m not a fan of it, but I guess it makes sense because then they wouldn’t really have an advantage. But that being said, the reason MK64 is the hardest is because when you get hit, it slows you down way too dramatically.
Bro just never learns how to play the game 😭😭😭
Poof I wanna mention that the short cut on coconut mall is only good if u use a mushroom
“Your mother is a chicken sandwich” 💀
love the fishsticks betrayal lmao
Sad but funny
8:09 has me in tears
Well, well, well. Mario Kart is back. Always exciting when Poof uploads. I’ve watched him since his Wii Sports gameplays.
Mario Circuit is poofs newest nemesis
The way Luigi just makes intense rivalry eye contact with beef boss and pulls a wheelie 8:50
3:12: thank god poof was still in 2nd to avoid the blue shell.
He would’ve dodged it anyway with the golden mushroom
@@OldBenKenobi2318 yh true.
Him asking why the game doesn’t let you just restart a cup is actually a really good question lol
Idk. I restarted alot too.
5:17 "What a shortcut"
Hmm, if only there was an item (or hell three of them) that you can use to boost through that shortcut.
I feel like Poof is the kind of guy who would microwave ramen without water and then blame the ramen brand for him burning it.
@@Chicky_Lumps😭😂
(on DK Summit) "HOW WAS THERE A BULLET UP THERE??"
It was definitely someone in a star according to the footage lol
"Wheelieing does nothing"
Source: crack pipe
also wheelie immediately after mini turbos to maximize your speed
Poofesure has the worst luck and best rage.
So weird but funny
Like Vernias in Mario Party but Poofesure is done dirty with the CPUs and actually breaks his controllers
8:05 Throwing the shell here was the stupidest decision ever lol You can tell he's use to 8 deluxe
I don't think he plays 8 Deluxe
@@Zorro9129he does
I don’t think he meant to
@@piynkonehe plays wii more tho so this comment is stupid
“I only remember to do that once in a, gray moon.” 17:20
5:02 you need a mushroom lol
A video posted before 12AM?! Im actually surprised :0
Wheelieing actually does do something, it makes u go 12% faster. Luigi just slowed down at the line.
I remember there were a few times where my older sister did that and it does work
@@cailieisidro5758 it does make u go faster look it up
@@cailieisidro5758 also cpus cheat and can go faster than u because of rubberband AI
19:22 - it’s hilarious how you pull off one of the best green shell snipes I’ve ever seen in Mario Kart and don’t even realize lmao
I’m loving how much poofesure is posting keep up the good work
Poof has been making me laugh since 2019
8:00 Poof got dunked on so hard! Lmao
Beef Boss could swoon peach with the driving skill. And screaming in bed.
MARIO KART………WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (we love poofesure)
13:56 *mayonnaise intensifies
Quick tips! In Coconut Mall, you can do tricks off the red railings on the escalators! Also, when you fall off the map, you can time your landing by pressing 2 the moment you land back on the map to get a boost! Hope this helps!
i dont think he's precise enough to trick off the railing but if he did, he'd probably swerve when he lands 😂
Falling off just an automatic restart. There no way u could come back to first after that.
2:45 I like her professor runs out at words sometimes
Poof here’s a tip. When the race starts, start your vehicle when Lakitu begins to bring his arm up at 2
the twd98 reference there 17:14
This is genuinely some of the worst Mario Kart luck I've seen
i always loved the mario kart series but this ones gonna be a masterpiece
Watching Mario Kart Wii is just nostalgic. When I was 6 all me and my brother did was play Mario Kart Wii (back in 2009-2010). This really takes me back
As a person with autism i always have to ask myself if he's just playing when he overpersonifies characters or if he's just straight up delusional but I cant decide which one is funnier
I don’t have autism but I wonder the same thing every video XD