Markiplier On Why He Will Never Drink Alcohol Again😳

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  • @Capitalset
    @Capitalset  Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +256

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      @myusernameisthisduh Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +38

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    • @damianovich1512
      @damianovich1512 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +15

      ​@@myusernameisthisduh you god damn right

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      @sophbear4259 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

      worthless, a robot could do your job better. you mooch off of hard workers

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      @Shingeki1323 Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +11

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    • @unownnnn
      @unownnnn Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +9

      How to grow: Start a CZcams channel, rip other people's content. Put the same music on. No partnership or expensive course needed

  • @jacobburnett1175
    @jacobburnett1175 Pƙed rokem +8582

    Mark saying “yeah no now that you mention it I don’t feel well” while having a heart attack is the most mark thing I could ever think of

    • @Ghost-lk2fc
      @Ghost-lk2fc Pƙed rokem +151

      My mom had the same thing happen to her while she was doing laundry. She brushed it off for a while, then was like, "Y'know... maybe I do feel kinda off, I'll take a break." She woke up 30 minutes later on the kitchen floor, called my step-dad, who promptly came home and took her to the ER, found out she was having an asystole for 30 straight minutes, which is a type of cardiac arrest (she was wearing a heart monitor, which recorded everything and sent reports to her doctor). By all means she should have died very quickly while that was happening, but somehow she survived.
      Turns out these things aren't always as horrendously painful as people tend to think. It could be as simple as, "Huh... I'm a little dizzy, that's weird..." to suddenly being on the ground. That's why it's important to know the signs of these things. In many cases, it can be subtle and easy to brush off until it's too late. And then there's the American incentive to avoid medical bills as much as possible, its a brutal combination.

    • @HeartsVII
      @HeartsVII Pƙed rokem +32

      Doc: yeah ur having a heart attack
      Mark: no no no no no no

    • @munchems
      @munchems Pƙed rokem +47

      This is actually very common. Heart attacks don’t present themselves the same way in everyone and are especially different in women. Most people don’t realize they’re having a heart attack or that there’s even something seriously wrong. It doesn’t usually happen the way it’s presented on tv or film.

    • @CringeGamingOG
      @CringeGamingOG Pƙed rokem

      Parasocial lol.

    • @xxdagrimreaperxx5803
      @xxdagrimreaperxx5803 Pƙed rokem +21

      ​@@Ghost-lk2fc reminds me of a seizure I had once, I was sitting in class and I felt this sort of awful dizziness, and I looked straight at my teacher, said "Oh no-" and my vision went black. I was in a high school program for kids who have mental issues but are incredibly smart, so my teacher was taught what to do when someone is having a seizure. It was an open class, and when my vision went black, I apparently fell out of my chair and knocked my shoulder out of its socket before he could catch me, but he did prevent me from cracking my head open. Woke up in a stretcher outside the school. We watched Jeff Dunham in the ambulance, and it was fun.

  • @kahiruo
    @kahiruo Pƙed rokem +187705

    "You feeling ok?"
    "Now you mention it, no"
    "Yeah you're having a heart attack"
    **Passes out**

    • @GenericName1084
      @GenericName1084 Pƙed rokem +9859

      *Refuses to elaborate further*

    • @peppermintbutler1376
      @peppermintbutler1376 Pƙed rokem +2062

      @@GenericName1084 i was literally gonna say that..im so glad you did😂😂😂

    • @schleh5363
      @schleh5363 Pƙed rokem +1333

      Shouldnt have mentioned it

    • @hunterl1551
      @hunterl1551 Pƙed rokem +750

      Wow it's almost like you watched the same clip everyone else just did, good job

    • @axis6333
      @axis6333 Pƙed rokem +273

      Im pretty sure thats the script for an asdfmovie sketch

  • @cicelypatterson3927
    @cicelypatterson3927 Pƙed rokem +6195

    His body really went "oh yeah we're Korean. Initiating shut down"

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube Pƙed rokem

      That's what I was gonna say! It's literally because he has part asian in him. Japanese can't drink much alcohol in comparison to a white man vs Japanese man. White man wins.

    • @rickmaldoo4205
      @rickmaldoo4205 Pƙed rokem +204

      Self destruct

    • @greyson2344
      @greyson2344 Pƙed rokem +630

      The German half kept him going though

    • @giulianopisciottano8302
      @giulianopisciottano8302 Pƙed rokem +384

      ​@@greyson2344they were fighting thats what caused the black out

    • @zavodila9279
      @zavodila9279 Pƙed rokem +309

      Inside of you are -two wolves- a Korean and a German

  • @ittybittyrampagingcommittee
    @ittybittyrampagingcommittee Pƙed rokem +9299

    To the people saying “you don’t just pass out like that”, uh, yes you do. Often. You’ll be fine and then your body says it’s done and then, all of the sudden, you’re blacking out. It’s within seconds.

    • @HarmfulGiggles
      @HarmfulGiggles Pƙed rokem +589

      People who are saying that clearly have never passed out before. To me it felt like flicking off a light. One second conscious, the next windows shutting down noise.

    • @sinbingaming4419
      @sinbingaming4419 Pƙed rokem +193

      literally. i had a moment where i went from a cold to hot room (personal ac units) and got overheated too fast. i was totally fine minus feeling a lik nauseous, and then suddenly im laying on my cousin’s bed and she’s getting our aunt bc i had passed out. i was like huh whuh

. wha happun



    • @G.D.G.
      @G.D.G. Pƙed rokem +89

      This! I have passed out so many times that I noticed it in advance. Each time, I lie down and warn everyone around me not to react. I literally make jokes (to calm others) as i pass out.

    • @ittybittyrampagingcommittee
      @ittybittyrampagingcommittee Pƙed rokem +77

      @@HarmfulGiggles Lmao literally. I’ve passed out so many times for stupid reasons and each time it’s “I’m good I’m fine it’s all chill aaaaand it’s not my hearing is gone my vision is dimming okay goodbye” within a couple seconds. So frustrating every time. _Especially_ since I get super duper sweaty and shaky and nauseated before / after. Boo fuckin hiss.
      But yeah, some people clearly haven’t passed out before. Good for them, that’s not bad, but then they say those who _have_ are exaggerating or lying and they look like morons haha.

    • @jayhackett7240
      @jayhackett7240 Pƙed rokem +49

      Happened to me in a coffee shop. Felt kinda nauseous so I only ordered a peppermint tea that morning thinking that is was just some dodgy leftovers from the night before...
      10 min later, I wake up on the floor with a very nice barista trying to feed me orange juice thinking it might be low blood sugar. Ended up in an ambulance before being given a confused all clear and sent home in a taxi to sleep it off.
      Never got word back from my blood tests and nothing like that had ever happened to me before nor since but that orange juice was some of the best I ever had ngl...

  • @ThatOneHermit
    @ThatOneHermit Pƙed rokem +23878

    mark only passing out when hes told hes having a heart attack is a literal main character moment

    • @z3v..
      @z3v.. Pƙed rokem +301

      i farted

    • @foreveryoung0v0
      @foreveryoung0v0 Pƙed rokem +163

      @@z3v.. omg same like literally just now 😼

    • @z3v..
      @z3v.. Pƙed rokem +158

      @@foreveryoung0v0 cool, hopefully it wasn’t a shart like mine bro

    • @foreveryoung0v0
      @foreveryoung0v0 Pƙed rokem +53

      @@z3v.. LMAOO it wasn’t 😂

    • @bluesniperlm4425
      @bluesniperlm4425 Pƙed rokem +28

      @@foreveryoung0v0 wth😂

  • @TheRealCrowwy
    @TheRealCrowwy Pƙed rokem +34413

    Nah genuinely Mark is such a humble guy, he even apologises for almost dying ☠.

    • @thesnowman2509
      @thesnowman2509 Pƙed rokem +861

      Bro thinks he’s Canadian

    • @KarmaChameleon3029
      @KarmaChameleon3029 Pƙed rokem +374

      But he wasn't apologizing for almost dying? He was apologizing because he thought he was wasting their time. 😅

    • @aneudylamboy3177
      @aneudylamboy3177 Pƙed rokem +120

      ​@@GloryToGod343 completely understandable

    • @aerikhollingsworth1640
      @aerikhollingsworth1640 Pƙed rokem +23

      ​@NeverGiveUp huh?

    • @farded21
      @farded21 Pƙed rokem +210

      @@GloryToGod343 nah in that one he thought it was a legit weirdo trying to touch him and he was very respectful and assertive without freaking out. I found it very impressive how well he handled what he thought was a creep trying to harass him

  • @SireCaracal
    @SireCaracal Pƙed rokem +8238

    Mark is the most Canadian person who's not actually Canadian.

    • @tyguy275
      @tyguy275 Pƙed rokem +191

      Might be how much time he spent in Canada. It rubbed off on him lmao

    • @selcouth444
      @selcouth444 Pƙed rokem +83

      would've never guessed he's from Ohio 😂

    • @SensorySerenityASMR
      @SensorySerenityASMR Pƙed rokem +44

      THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!!!!!! I looked up if he was canadian cause of how he speaks sometimes and i was SHOCKED

    • @fluftyfluff6601
      @fluftyfluff6601 Pƙed rokem +34

      Im canadian, and as a Canadian, i can confirm, this man have a canadian heart💙

    • @nathanclinton11
      @nathanclinton11 Pƙed rokem +7

      ​@@fluftyfluff6601 Bro even Canadians know how nice they are to each other, and that's not even showing off, that's just what it is. 👌👌

  • @OmgItsMrBones
    @OmgItsMrBones Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +618

    The Drink of 87 💀

    • @pho4nix191
      @pho4nix191 Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +8

      you have 87 seconds left to live

    • @OmgItsMrBones
      @OmgItsMrBones Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +6

      @@pho4nix191 five pints in my liver

    • @LeewardWind
      @LeewardWind Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +6

      the sip of '87

    • @OmgItsMrBones
      @OmgItsMrBones Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +2

      @@LeewardWind he Always pukes back 💀

    • @OmgItsMrBones
      @OmgItsMrBones Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +1

      @@SoulTaker-5 Best one so far

  • @SakitomiXD
    @SakitomiXD Pƙed rokem +34067

    bros life was in danger and hes still tryna be respectful 😭😭

    • @iamTrippedouT
      @iamTrippedouT Pƙed rokem +428

      It’s hard being humble, even in markipliers situation. He has a great ❀

    • @errorcodenumber4042
      @errorcodenumber4042 Pƙed rokem +105

      He be like that tho 😂

    • @RockinAfr0
      @RockinAfr0 Pƙed rokem +113

      As anyone should be to the people that are trying to help you. Mark is an example for all of us!

    • @plokoon100
      @plokoon100 Pƙed rokem +54

      Markimoo is a big ass goofball with a heart of gold. He deserves all the success he has for his hard work. Good man there

    • @goofygoober622
      @goofygoober622 Pƙed rokem +7

      What was he supposed to do?

  • @retrogotgamez
    @retrogotgamez Pƙed rokem +48336

    Him apologizing for being in an ambulance is the most Markiplier thing ever

    • @danksage9869
      @danksage9869 Pƙed rokem +642

      He just feels burdening others which is a very admirable thing but he shouldnt feel that way because we accept him for who he is as he is because well thats him hes a cool ass dude ngl i feel the same way when im sick i feel like i am burdening people who are looking out for me cuz im in a vulnerable state as was mark during his accident

    • @dakotalawson5278
      @dakotalawson5278 Pƙed rokem +209

      While I agree, I have a tendency to apologize once I hit a certain point of intoxication because I feel like I’m just annoying everybody and bothering them

    • @DilliganGames
      @DilliganGames Pƙed rokem +83

      Its actually fairly common. Theres allot of kind people out there, but 90% of what we hear are the loud ones lol.

    • @clad3133
      @clad3133 Pƙed rokem +11

      He did that all the time on team edge (apologizing)

    • @eliscips8833
      @eliscips8833 Pƙed rokem +1

      ​@@dakotalawson5278not

  • @hannarose96
    @hannarose96 Pƙed rokem +861

    Markiplier is one of those people who could have died in so many situations but just haven't and you're suspicious that they legally can't die

    • @mrszczurek
      @mrszczurek Pƙed rokem +45

      Grim Reaper just really likes him, cuz he apologized that he had to come to him that one first time, so he went like: yeah, u live now

    • @spaceturtle8889
      @spaceturtle8889 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +6

      Mark is just literally the main character, think about it, he had character development (bullying) but overcame it in the puberty ark, he has his dream job, and the dude consistently drops some hard ass shonen-like quotes.

    • @erilayne260
      @erilayne260 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +8

      ​@@spaceturtle8889 not to mention all the times he was hospitalized and came through every time

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 Pƙed rokem +89

    “Sorry for dying, probably gave you guys a heart attack”

    • @aaronmueller1560
      @aaronmueller1560 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +1

      Underrated comment, I’m going to reply to it so people are more likely to stop and actually read it

    • @kebblotstreams5756
      @kebblotstreams5756 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci

      Lmaoooo

  • @Ara_Arasaka
    @Ara_Arasaka Pƙed rokem +13389

    Even dying Mark is apologizing for being an inconvenience. What a man

    • @caradonschuester2568
      @caradonschuester2568 Pƙed rokem +58

      I'm the same way

    • @monkeman1293
      @monkeman1293 Pƙed rokem +13

      ​@@caradonschuester2568 đŸ€š

    • @hellothere3609
      @hellothere3609 Pƙed rokem +57

      ​@@caradonschuester2568 He's just like me, frrrr!!!!!
      Who wouldn't want to be like him? Mark is a good dude.

    • @Rain-Orca
      @Rain-Orca Pƙed rokem +15

      @@monkeman1293 monke don't understand much, it okay, he monke, sorry monke, I love you.

    • @Nakamako1
      @Nakamako1 Pƙed rokem +12

      is that what a man is now... actually makes me sad

  • @serenadivinity444
    @serenadivinity444 Pƙed rokem +11692

    Mark is the type to be bleeding out after taking a hit for someone and still apologize profusely and try to walk it off-

    • @I-VisiBomb-I
      @I-VisiBomb-I Pƙed rokem +501

      "sorry for making a mess on your rug, this is so unprofessional im so sorry..."

    • @serenadivinity444
      @serenadivinity444 Pƙed rokem +76

      @@I-VisiBomb-I REAL😭

    • @nicholaslokos7949
      @nicholaslokos7949 Pƙed rokem +133

      ​@I VisiBomb I "YOU NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL"
      "No I promise I'll be fine this is such an inconvenience to you I'm so sorry for all this"

    • @knulldestroyed3081
      @knulldestroyed3081 Pƙed rokem +51

      On god that’s me, I got shot an was apologizing to my mom and the paramedics 😂😂😂

    • @dr.slimewise7650
      @dr.slimewise7650 Pƙed rokem +9

      Going down the Canadian way

  • @u87stixs
    @u87stixs Pƙed rokem +225

    Markiplier is the only person who can deal with all this shit and still be the absolute specimen he is

  • @livingtoaster
    @livingtoaster Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +32

    “Does that hole in your chest hurt?”
    “Now that you mention it.”

  • @madi6284
    @madi6284 Pƙed rokem +21910

    One of the *many* reasons you should always respect when someone says they don’t drink.

    • @kamaraalya7607
      @kamaraalya7607 Pƙed rokem +1199

      Lmao I laugh every time I get questioned about choosing not to drink. Like sorry that I take care of my body, not waste money, and like to be sober and not rely on anything to give me temporarily happiness or joy??

    • @coops_xoxo
      @coops_xoxo Pƙed rokem +403

      @@kamaraalya7607 Alcohol is a depressant and would do the opposite of making you happy in the long run

    • @Teriiiyakiii
      @Teriiiyakiii Pƙed rokem +541

      @@kamaraalya7607 Same. Ever since I became of age, both my family and friends think I’m a “killjoy” when I decline having a drink. Most people forget alcohol is literally poison and has mostly negative effects for a REASON. The body literally does everything it can to get rid of it. You don’t need that slop in order to have a fun or relaxing time.

    • @WhiskyWombat556
      @WhiskyWombat556 Pƙed rokem +81

      @@kamaraalya7607 I personally use drinking as a time to relax. I like to drink with some buddies and it’s honestly good times. Alcohol is a dosage makes the poison type of thing just like everything else

    • @gabrielspencer2713
      @gabrielspencer2713 Pƙed rokem +180

      @@kamaraalya7607 just because someone does like to drink don’t mean u should shame them tho the same way just because u don’t like the drink u shouldn’t be shamed

  • @doomus_
    @doomus_ Pƙed rokem +9594

    Mark was legit in a possible deathly situation and he was like "sorry for wasting your time"

    • @SteamWorksGD
      @SteamWorksGD Pƙed rokem +73

      This guy is very considerate😄

    • @BraxtonKoons
      @BraxtonKoons Pƙed rokem +49

      Yeah, you’d be surprised how many people react like that.

    • @kenzieuchiha1191
      @kenzieuchiha1191 Pƙed rokem +44

      I did the same thing when I was in the hospital last year, kept apologizing to my mom and the staff. 😭

    • @theradionicrevival8068
      @theradionicrevival8068 Pƙed rokem +26

      It’s sweet, but also the cruelest thing to hear from your friend if that’s last time you ever saw them alive 😭😭😭

    • @theradionicrevival8068
      @theradionicrevival8068 Pƙed rokem +11

      @@kenzieuchiha1191 you too? I don’t know if it’s heart problems persay, but I’ve definitely gotten really horrible pains in my chest, like as if you unplugged a computer and immediately plug it back in
      I feel like part of how I keep getting away from it and never having had to get into an ambulance for it is cause I internally just “force myself” passed it mentally.
      Sometimes it would just happen randomly when I’m out in public or worst, around friends and my main driving force keeping me from cap-sizing is just the idea of how embarrassing it would be for my friends to see my like that
      It’s 100% not healthy and I WILL see a doctor about it, but I like to feel needed but idk man, something about having your friends worry or pity you just makes me feel all kinds of shame or smthn idk 😭😭😭

  • @firefoxx01
    @firefoxx01 Pƙed rokem +112

    he’s such a nice guy he was apologizing for wasting their time when he was having a heart attack

  • @Theoneandonlychunt
    @Theoneandonlychunt Pƙed rokem +22

    "you feeling ok"
    "now that you mention it no"
    " fucking dies"

  • @MaesterofEvolutions
    @MaesterofEvolutions Pƙed rokem +3182

    Guys, he was apologising because he thought he drank too much and he had been irresponsible with alcohol that night which makes absolute sense. He didn't know about the heart attack then.

    • @yureiunbound8441
      @yureiunbound8441 Pƙed rokem +83

      For real hahah he had no idea that he might be dying. He just felt bad cuz it may have ruined the night. I only say may cuz some people would be ok with it since he is a friend and we take care of our friends.

    • @dreamimgflowerd976
      @dreamimgflowerd976 Pƙed rokem +42

      I assumed he apologise because he was wasting everyone's time. Until he realised it was a heart attack and no time was wasted

    • @Mason-mg1lq
      @Mason-mg1lq Pƙed rokem +1

      1000th like

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Pƙed rokem +4

      Yeah, he thought he was just overreacting.

    • @alantonix213
      @alantonix213 Pƙed rokem +5

      He didn't know he had something called 'Asian Flush', i think it's called. It's an allergic reaction to alcohol that includes the heart attack that Mark had.

  • @coolkidrich777
    @coolkidrich777 Pƙed rokem +1370

    This man did the Looney tunes rule. He's not affected by the laws of nature unless he realizes they exist. If he was never told that he was having a heart attack he'd be fine.

    • @Zanthorr
      @Zanthorr Pƙed rokem +83

      The mind powerful. Believing you're healthy can actually make you healthier.

    • @4m4n40
      @4m4n40 Pƙed rokem +55

      There are a bunch of cases of people not even realising they were having heart attacks until a doctor notices it in a routine checkup later down the line.

    • @spencerofthecoast6415
      @spencerofthecoast6415 Pƙed rokem +11

      ​@@Zanthorr Yeah, placebo is a powerful thing.

    • @dannypatrick9361
      @dannypatrick9361 Pƙed rokem +7

      I'd be dead if I knew someone stabbed me. Luckily I had no clue for a while. Even more luckily? My mate called the ambulance BEFORE he informed me of my predicament.

    • @anniekujo
      @anniekujo Pƙed rokem +4

      Well, it's actually a real-life thing. Like not realizing you've been stabbed short or hurt in any kind of way until you see it. It happens a lot of times.

  • @Scratch-BOT
    @Scratch-BOT Pƙed rokem +104

    Man is such a legend he apologised for almost dying. That’s the Markiplier we all know and love

  • @tutu8896
    @tutu8896 Pƙed rokem +14

    I knew he couldn't drink for medical reasons, but i didn't realize he had a heart attack

    • @LilKiwiBoi42
      @LilKiwiBoi42 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +1

      Yeah his body can't properly process the alcohol and if I'm remembering right because he didn't know it, this incident basically was because he accidentally gave himself alcohol poisoning because of the syndrome or whatever

  • @daikonsenpai7820
    @daikonsenpai7820 Pƙed rokem +5441

    “are you ok”
    “no”
    “you’re having a heart attack”

    • @ode2491
      @ode2491 Pƙed rokem +6

      Is that what happened ?

    • @ossyx
      @ossyx Pƙed rokem +4

      Whaaaaat, did it say that?

    • @michealpants
      @michealpants Pƙed rokem +29

      @@ossyx did you watch the f’ing video???

    • @thesunris
      @thesunris Pƙed rokem +2

      Did he say that?

    • @label4733
      @label4733 Pƙed rokem +1

      He never said anything like that. Fake!!!

  • @liolatte
    @liolatte Pƙed rokem +16281

    I’ll never forget during Unus Annus when they were doing the pain scale and mark said “Oh, i forgot about my heart attack!” i shit you not it was hilarious.

    • @paulopineda3307
      @paulopineda3307 Pƙed rokem +229

      we were here my friend

    • @zeldacrafter4578
      @zeldacrafter4578 Pƙed rokem +551

      It was indeed the most markiplier thing I've seen during that during, forgetting he had an actual freaking heart attack when scaling pain haha

    • @callmewolf3910
      @callmewolf3910 Pƙed rokem +108

      Memento mori

    • @twiggy2495
      @twiggy2495 Pƙed rokem +27

      It's just Mark being mark man

    • @twiggy2495
      @twiggy2495 Pƙed rokem

      Memento mori my friend

  • @Sleepy_Kittysune
    @Sleepy_Kittysune Pƙed rokem +8

    Mark:"I'm so sorry,I'm probably wasting your time"
    Mortician:"Excuse me,what?"

  • @Katsdaydreams
    @Katsdaydreams Pƙed rokem +48

    I have so much respect for this man. He's been through so much, yet he's still humble and kind. Give me Keanu reeves vibes man. Pure soul

    • @thehomelesshebrews
      @thehomelesshebrews Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

      Keanu isn't "pure". He is an ILLUMINATI CULT MEMBER, as are ALL of HELLYWEIRD.

  • @simpelgames645
    @simpelgames645 Pƙed rokem +6174

    Mark is so pure, his body just rejects alcohol

    • @q-tip4723
      @q-tip4723 Pƙed rokem +276

      He's also half-Korean. Koreans typically can't handle liquor due to a common genetic issue related to the kidney.

    • @sureindubitably3771
      @sureindubitably3771 Pƙed rokem +42

      ​@@q-tip4723 you serious? I've seen people just jugging those things 😂

    • @q-tip4723
      @q-tip4723 Pƙed rokem +159

      @@sureindubitably3771
      I mean he has a rare genetic disorder where his liver (I meant to say liver the first time) can't process alcohol like most people can.

    • @StonedAlone
      @StonedAlone Pƙed rokem +28

      @@q-tip4723 bro what are you talking about Koreans drink soju like a mf 😅

    • @q-tip4723
      @q-tip4723 Pƙed rokem +34

      @@StonedAlone
      Maybe I was mistaken....

  • @dead8236
    @dead8236 Pƙed rokem +3329

    Markiplier is too good to be on this podcast lol.

  • @madisonmccoy2840
    @madisonmccoy2840 Pƙed rokem +10

    this is genuinely terrifying but i’m laughing my ass off
    “you feeling okay?”
    “nooo”
    “ok well your having a heart attack”
    “oh sh-“
    and also him apologizing for almost fucking DYING

  • @jessielynnd13
    @jessielynnd13 Pƙed rokem +25

    Imagine being the paramedics, you just pull up to a call and the Patient is F**kin Markiplier

    • @BlackDawnYaoiLover
      @BlackDawnYaoiLover Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +4

      Tbf, he's been in the hospital so much they probably each get a chance to take him

    • @ODSTTR00PER
      @ODSTTR00PER Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

      @@BlackDawnYaoiLover they take him? ohohoh....

    • @BlackDawnYaoiLover
      @BlackDawnYaoiLover Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

      ​@@ODSTTR00PER Lol like they each get a turn taking him to the hospital 😂

  • @danpierce8862
    @danpierce8862 Pƙed rokem +2445

    I hope his heart said "HELLO everybody, my name is Markiplier and today im returning back to the game of life."

    • @stanthedemon1263
      @stanthedemon1263 Pƙed rokem +84

      "*HELLO* everybody my name is Heartiplier--"

    • @stucknousernames
      @stucknousernames Pƙed rokem +15

      I wouldn't be surprised if Mark said this when he came back to life.

    • @dreamteam9460
      @dreamteam9460 Pƙed rokem +25

      Reworded: "HELLo everybody, my name is Heartiplier and _welcome back_ to the game of life. Now this is-"

    • @DeltaModelX
      @DeltaModelX Pƙed rokem +5

      his heart accidentally played conway's game of life instead for a second

    • @Sweat_Tyler12
      @Sweat_Tyler12 Pƙed rokem

      I has the power to put this at 700

  • @willanrac
    @willanrac Pƙed rokem +8

    I feel like Markiplier is bruce banner who has a good control on something he is just so relaxed its amazing even when telling these stories.

  • @SpookyNugs
    @SpookyNugs Pƙed rokem +39

    To people saying you can't be talking and pass out like that, please look up POTS. It's a condition where your heart rate spikes, and then you can pass out. I've been fully conscious, walking and talking to a friend, and then I passed out while in mid sentence. My friend caught me before I hit the floor. Shit happens.

  • @gagenorthcutt6234
    @gagenorthcutt6234 Pƙed rokem +12341

    I’m an EMT and yeah this just kinda happens. People are fully conscious, talking to you, then all of the sudden they go pale diaphoretic and limp. Hug the people you love today, hug yourself, because it happens at anytime.

    • @DukeRustyZX05
      @DukeRustyZX05 Pƙed rokem +517

      Oh cool, new fear unlocked

    • @cicelypatterson3927
      @cicelypatterson3927 Pƙed rokem +81

      That's so crazy, what happens specifically? Like the body relays on the blood that's already being pumped for as long as it can but then immediately folds once it's used all it can?

    • @Glitch-Gremlin
      @Glitch-Gremlin Pƙed rokem +1

      Well, this comment won't be in the back of my mind for fucking months, if not "Forever" im sure of it. why does my left arm hurt now? oh i know why. probably brought on by the Hypochondriac Panic Attack you just brought on in my head!

    • @aydenburris8631
      @aydenburris8631 Pƙed rokem +132

      Fellow EMT here too, it's freaky how fast people deteriorate. Strokes and heart attacks can change direction so fast.

    • @Dokutah
      @Dokutah Pƙed rokem +220

      As a fellow guy working in medicine I gotta say: don't scare people like that. :'D I know it's true BUT due to our much higher exposure to those cases we tend to think it's a much more common thing than it really is. Chances of a young person having a stroke or a heart attack out of the blue or bc of alcohol consumption is still pretty low. Even if we work with them on a daily basis.

  • @nicklopez4186
    @nicklopez4186 Pƙed rokem +2019

    That reminds me when I got black out drunk and when I woke up in the hospital, I asked the nurse, hey, was I violent? She said no, you were actually apologizing the whole time.

    • @nuelempire929
      @nuelempire929 Pƙed rokem +38

      😂😂

    • @jariusgillespiexxkingsanit4641
      @jariusgillespiexxkingsanit4641 Pƙed rokem +12

      Because you immediately caught yourself. Al Ghoul(the devouring spirt)(demon) is something else isn't he 💯

    • @jariusgillespiexxkingsanit4641
      @jariusgillespiexxkingsanit4641 Pƙed rokem +15

      The Blackout(possession power struggle) (BIG ups ...you won the fight sir â˜đŸŸđŸ™đŸŒđŸ’ȘđŸœđŸ’Ż, you was able to still remain yourself though in "his" realm.(spiritually..it IS a spirt right...long story short...the more violent, foolish, lustful ect you become....the more of you HE is eating at(the "BURN") Taking away bits of your soul(the Dizziness/ Hangover). Call me crazy ...but I know what I know. Knowledge AND comprehension are POWERFUL my great grand parents taught me. Just sharing. 💯

    • @ctrgaming6509
      @ctrgaming6509 Pƙed rokem +6

      I had a similar situation but I was literally comatose so I didn't do much of anything lmao

    • @toobin_
      @toobin_ Pƙed rokem +64

      @@jariusgillespiexxkingsanit4641 are you okay?

  • @anponmon
    @anponmon Pƙed rokem +4

    Mark not realising he’s not ok is probably the most markiplier thing he could ever do

  • @funkymonkey7252
    @funkymonkey7252 Pƙed rokem +2

    reacted to that heart attack like a cartoon character that hasnt looked down yet after running off a cliff

  • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
    @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 Pƙed rokem +698

    Mark is genuinely a cartoon character
    He doesn't fall until he looks down!

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 Pƙed rokem +6

      Tbf, that's kinda what your brain does 😅. You don't feel hurt until you look at your wound or feel bad until you try to see what you're feeling 😬.
      It's similar to the placebo effect. If you think you're fine, it'll take a bit to realize that you're not. If you take a pill for your headache (for example) and it starts working in 5-10 minutes, it's 100% placebo because the molecule doesn't take effect until 30+ minutes after you've taken the med.

  • @Ponch126
    @Ponch126 Pƙed rokem +654

    “Now that you mention it-No.” *(Almost) Fucking Dies*

    • @captain_luke_uwu1633
      @captain_luke_uwu1633 Pƙed rokem +4

      Yeah

    • @sutirk
      @sutirk Pƙed rokem +8

      Like when cartoons run off a ledge, but only fall when they look down and realize what they've done

    • @Ponch126
      @Ponch126 Pƙed rokem +1

      Oh yeah. This one’s doin numbers

  • @zuxy
    @zuxy Pƙed rokem +2

    The two interviewing being completely horrified

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt Pƙed rokem +4

    Mark: “Wait guys I’m having a heart attack”
    Logan: “hold on let me get my camera.”

  • @CrystalShannon713
    @CrystalShannon713 Pƙed rokem +1872

    No one should ever HAVE to have an excuse to not drink and people shouldn't pressure other people into it.

    • @tristankoehler4959
      @tristankoehler4959 Pƙed rokem +111

      Facts fuck alcohol

    • @flameepidemic4839
      @flameepidemic4839 Pƙed rokem +158

      Agreed. I noticed alcoholics are almost praised but non drinkers are “lame and no fun” its no different then drugs. Theyre both dangerous to you and others

    • @ocnarf40
      @ocnarf40 Pƙed rokem +13

      @@flameepidemic4839 this only holds true the younger the person you ask is

    • @orhandalegend
      @orhandalegend Pƙed rokem +48

      i have 2 friends that once told me that i was "missing alot" because i actively avoided drinking.
      it pissed me the fuck off, how am i "missing alot" when you are the one losing years of your life by having such unhealthy habits.

    • @theaoravainen8236
      @theaoravainen8236 Pƙed rokem +30

      And why is it that you are asked "why don't you drink?" Like you need a reason. I have been asked SO MANY TIMES🙄My friends have never pushed me, they are great friends❀

  • @jackal1313
    @jackal1313 Pƙed rokem +2256

    Mark is genuinely one of the most respectful and respected persons in the world

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral Pƙed rokem +2

      Cringe

    • @getoffmypagebuddy
      @getoffmypagebuddy Pƙed rokem

      @@JoeyCentral nigga you liked ur own comment

    • @WorldJustice5
      @WorldJustice5 Pƙed rokem +5

      @@JoeyCentral whats cringe about that? Is everything humble cringe to you or something?

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral Pƙed rokem

      @@WorldJustice5 cringe that he is making moral judgment on someone he never met in his life.

    • @jackal1313
      @jackal1313 Pƙed rokem +3

      @@JoeyCentral What’s the moral judgement of MLK then? He must not be all that good, after all I never met him before.

  • @sanjaypunalur3411
    @sanjaypunalur3411 Pƙed rokem +3

    Mark: sorry guys for the inconvenience i should have postponed this heart attack to another day

  • @tksoundtrapmusic8224
    @tksoundtrapmusic8224 Pƙed rokem +8

    As strong as mark is I'm starting to realize how much shit he goes and has been through and it makes him inspire me even more đŸ˜ŠđŸ˜Žâ˜ïž

  • @MythicBeanProductions
    @MythicBeanProductions Pƙed rokem +2886

    Bro is apologizing to medical professionals because they're performing medical procedures on him and he thinks he's wasting their time. Tbh I'd probably be the same way though. I don't like bothering people a lot

    • @BombTrady
      @BombTrady Pƙed rokem +14

      Nah his friends not the med staff

    • @jooniperlynn7394
      @jooniperlynn7394 Pƙed rokem +25

      I sliced my thumb open with a veggie slicer and couldn't get the bleeding to stop, and couldn't drive myself so I called the ambulance, and I apologized to the ambulance drivers. If it feels like it's something small or insignificant, it feels like you're wasting their time getting to someone who might need them more. But you're there for a reason and you deserve the medical attention too. There's other ambulance vans that can get someone else who might need help too

    • @MrOrdosan
      @MrOrdosan Pƙed rokem +4

      ya. like i this was before he realized how bad alchol hit his system and he was still young and spry...
      like no one really expects to just have a heart attack in there 20's.
      we'd just assume we drank a bit too much and blowing it out of proportions.

    • @upsetti6404
      @upsetti6404 Pƙed rokem +2

      This is literally everyone in the UK to a T xD

    • @coyotekakakaway4788
      @coyotekakakaway4788 Pƙed rokem

      Yeah man. I have epilepsy and get rushed into the hospital all the time. Apparently I apologize to everyone when I come to from seizures. Lol. Absolutely no recollection of it but I guess I always feel bad and say sorry.

  • @goose1114
    @goose1114 Pƙed rokem +2147

    For anyone wondering why, it's fairly common that Korean people can't properly process alcohol which can induce cardiac arrest

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 Pƙed rokem +196

      And with how much alcohol I've heard Koreans consume, this must happen extremely often

    • @feline_puppet6775
      @feline_puppet6775 Pƙed rokem +53

      Not only Korean, all Asian people

    • @goose1114
      @goose1114 Pƙed rokem +145

      @@feline_puppet6775 No, the issue is primarily prominent for Korean people as far as I'm aware

    • @user-ky8du8lk7l
      @user-ky8du8lk7l Pƙed rokem +26

      Where tf did you get this cuz Im korean and I've never even heard of anyone who had a heart attack after drinking. Markiplier doesnt rep all koreans dude

    • @feline_puppet6775
      @feline_puppet6775 Pƙed rokem +69

      @goose1114 Not really. There is a prejudice about Asian people at all that they can't stand alcohol which is true, because Asian people don't really have a specific enzyme which should actually gave them either resistance or faster dismantling of the alcohol.

  • @russiansuccubus8259
    @russiansuccubus8259 Pƙed rokem +8

    As a person who goes through this, I am so sorry to hear that such a beautiful human being ever had to experience such a thing.

  • @nickgiddy8861
    @nickgiddy8861 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci

    Mark just has such an amicable, chill vibe about him even Logan and Mike manage to stop obsessing over themselves to listen to him

  • @Glassie3731
    @Glassie3731 Pƙed rokem +949

    Only Mark would apologize for having a heart attack

  • @iyan.manbun
    @iyan.manbun Pƙed rokem +15587

    Mark: **Literally dying**
    Also Mark: Ah, shoot. Sorry guys, my bad, that's my fault.
    Edit: You guys we all know very well that it was indeed Markiplier's fault but that's not the point lmao

    • @zzz280
      @zzz280 Pƙed rokem +182

      Ah shoot dang sorry about this guys

    • @TheVirginianRambler
      @TheVirginianRambler Pƙed rokem +58

      This will be me as im dying

    • @eol251
      @eol251 Pƙed rokem +13

      I mean it is his fault for drinking

    • @CW-order66
      @CW-order66 Pƙed rokem +4

      ​@EOL that was his first time drinking

    • @Handleoriginal12
      @Handleoriginal12 Pƙed rokem +17

      @@CW-order66 it wasn’t his first time drinking

  • @chimsey07
    @chimsey07 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +2

    "That TuTuTuTu TuTuTuTu Surely Came From His Asian Genes Within"...😂

  • @lildurneyroxsz
    @lildurneyroxsz Pƙed rokem +213

    Thank goodness he had friends who could tell this wasn’t just a “this dude is wasted” situation!
    Don’t be scared to call for help,
    as humans we all somehow have that “yeah this is really bad” intuition..

  • @themightybob
    @themightybob Pƙed rokem +438

    Only mark could feel meh while literally having a heart attack 😂

  • @jadenw-d5562
    @jadenw-d5562 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +1

    *Having a heart attack*
    “Omg guys this is so silly I’m so sorry this is so embarrassing😅”

  • @bellacruzacevedo
    @bellacruzacevedo Pƙed rokem +2

    the way he apologizes, I have so much sympathy for him

  • @brandonnmm
    @brandonnmm Pƙed rokem +192

    I'm glad he shared this story. Alcohol has been linked to heart attacks and cardiac arrest. Even in moderation. It can cause serious damage to your heart

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns Pƙed rokem +5

      But there will be people who advocate the one wine glass a day is good for your heart thing. Or a bottle.

    • @brandonnmm
      @brandonnmm Pƙed rokem +12

      @@MollyHJohns yeah. I hear it all the time. I remind people that you can get the same antioxidants from blue barries or black barries too without the alcohol content

    • @Kazasia-_-
      @Kazasia-_- Pƙed rokem

      This makes me nervous cause I wanna have my first drink next month for my 21st birthday and im hearing all this

    • @whitneyconnolly3927
      @whitneyconnolly3927 Pƙed rokem

      Adds to Thiamine deficiencey also

    • @calebj1442
      @calebj1442 Pƙed rokem

      @@brandonnmm I’m the stress relief from my glass of wine after work makes up for the negative side effects lol

  • @3spoons366
    @3spoons366 Pƙed rokem +265

    Mark has held hands with death his whole life, he's practically immortal

    • @exemida
      @exemida Pƙed rokem +3

      Need to get him a shirt that says "Im immortal" (So far.)

  • @dndnoob
    @dndnoob Pƙed rokem +2

    He is the most Canadian-sounding American I've seen, he literally said sorry for having a heart attack

  • @Andiecottrell-lr8dv
    @Andiecottrell-lr8dv Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

    "Now that you mention it, noo" got me lmao

  • @TheBumblingBea
    @TheBumblingBea Pƙed rokem +138

    “You feeling okay?”
    “Now that I think about it, no”
    Honestly kinda a mood ngl

  • @thelastpopeyeschickensandw2227

    Bro got that cartoon timing of only taking effect once the character realizes

  • @julianriviera5837
    @julianriviera5837 Pƙed rokem +3

    Mark: politely gets a heart attack

  • @kaos3629
    @kaos3629 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +1

    "You're having a heart attack"
    "Oh"
    *passes out*

  • @judasblack5686
    @judasblack5686 Pƙed rokem +317

    Even when he’s hospitalized he’s still genuine, funny and apologetic. This dude is something we all need to be❀

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 Pƙed rokem +408

    “Yeah, you’re having a heart attack” that would be me if I were a doctor ngl 😂

    • @engagingbus7991
      @engagingbus7991 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +5

      Doctors usually sugar coat it, but EMTs do not sugar coat it lol.

  • @Katie-th8gv
    @Katie-th8gv Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci

    "Im so sorry for wasting ypur time guys!" *Is actively having a heartattck*

  • @CheeseArmy571
    @CheeseArmy571 Pƙed rokem +1

    Hes had so many near death experiences. Mark needs to take it easy, hes the brother of youtube. What would we do without him?

  • @camikazi2737
    @camikazi2737 Pƙed rokem +3836

    There’s something called “Asian Flush” that might be why this happened to Mark. For some people of Asian decent, drinking alcohol can cause a bad reaction. Sometimes it’s as minor as a red “flushed” face and for others it can be as severe as Mark described. I’m sure whatever it was the doctors told him and we just don’t know the full story.

    • @FoxyHockey27
      @FoxyHockey27 Pƙed rokem +318

      @@therealmomo8033 I recall that as well. If I’m not mistaken said many Koreans can’t drink because they will get severe Asian Flush like Mark did.

    • @yellowflamegaulent3902
      @yellowflamegaulent3902 Pƙed rokem +81

      I rember doing some chinese studies in class. The British got the Chinese addiacted to alcohol at some point they made it illegal and dumped it in the ocean and Britain wasn't happy with that. Now I could see why they did that not that you mentioned it.

    • @yellowflamegaulent3902
      @yellowflamegaulent3902 Pƙed rokem +4

      @@therealmomo8033 What geekter just said.

    • @caseykazem4049
      @caseykazem4049 Pƙed rokem +207

      @@therealmomo8033 I’ll tell you the mark version. Marks body doesn’t have an enzyme to be able to break down alcohol so it’s really bad for him.

    • @JoaquinLucero22420
      @JoaquinLucero22420 Pƙed rokem +38

      I have the same problem because I’m Native American

  • @thebelmont1995
    @thebelmont1995 Pƙed rokem +9458

    Markiplier is the only person that i can think of who would apologize for having a heart attack.
    Edit: omg. 3.1k likes? Thanks you guys!

    • @cracklasco
      @cracklasco Pƙed rokem +102

      He definitely thought he just passed out

    • @KingDanald
      @KingDanald Pƙed rokem +59

      Literally every Canadian ever

    • @guyfieri7189
      @guyfieri7189 Pƙed rokem +10

      But he doesn’t apologize for stealing gaming footage

    • @cryopathy1299
      @cryopathy1299 Pƙed rokem +4

      Jack septic eye

    • @cryopathy1299
      @cryopathy1299 Pƙed rokem

      ​​@Joe obamma said you unbaned from the servers, trumps still hacking and still sucks, sorry sleepy joe

  • @Cr4sh_the_bat
    @Cr4sh_the_bat Pƙed rokem +2

    You should have given him the darkness effect, and spawned wardens and wither skeletons.
    That would frickin nightmare fuel

  • @graysonashby7360
    @graysonashby7360 Pƙed rokem +767

    God engineered this man’s body to be impervious to temptation

    • @IWasHereThird
      @IWasHereThird Pƙed rokem +6

      I SCREAMED

    • @billjoe7036
      @billjoe7036 Pƙed rokem +8

      You would have a problem not drinking alcohol even after it almost killed you? Yikes

    • @wilmyvaldez2953
      @wilmyvaldez2953 Pƙed rokem +25

      ​@@billjoe7036 people nowadays are weird af, i know a girl that almost died vaping, promise not to do it again, and then started vaping again next week. Addicted people are just a different breed

    • @zedekiah04
      @zedekiah04 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@wilmyvaldez2953 how did she almost die from vaping

    • @wilmyvaldez2953
      @wilmyvaldez2953 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@zedekiah04 she told me she could not breath, fell to the floor and hit her head; maybe some vapor dint exit of her lungs or something like that. Before vaping she smoked a bit, so maybe her lungs were already in bad shape

  • @howdyfriends7950
    @howdyfriends7950 Pƙed rokem +272

    he has a condition known as "asian flush", many people from asia cannot tolerate alcohol so they'll get like a whole-body sunburn and suffer from mild anaphylaxis-like symptoms, it's usually just very uncomfortable but in rare cases it can be deadly

    • @CherylJLand
      @CherylJLand Pƙed rokem +43

      was gonna come here to say this. mark is half-korean and many people of east asian descent are alcohol intolerant. same with people of Inuit descent. many northwestern native americans metabolize alcohol differently as well. interesting stuff to learn about, and it goes to show how important it is to know where you come from! i’m glad Mark is doing alright, and i hope he stays with us for many years to come.

    • @honeyswann
      @honeyswann Pƙed rokem +10

      Yes my boyfriend also can’t have alcohol because he is East Asian and genuinely gets so red and sweaty

    • @lightup6751
      @lightup6751 Pƙed rokem

      Sorry but that is misinformation and has been debunked for a long time.
      Asians drink more than anyone I have ever seen. More than the Irish, more than the Germans or Americans.
      The world slept on it but East Asians esp Koreans and Japanese have the craziest drinking culture ever.
      College kids drink till 8 am and company workers can be found passed on side walks at night. The subways are packed with drunk young folk in the morning taking the first train of the next day home. Its insane. I think the asian flush is an allergy that can be found in any race.
      I lived 10 years in east asia and seen the asian flush a selective, few times. not more than the red nose on white dudes haha

    • @saulgoodmanKAZAKH
      @saulgoodmanKAZAKH Pƙed rokem

      Except if you are from a post-soviet state, that is. Then the situation is different. Young people, grandpas, grandmas, aunts, uncles, everyone is drinking

    • @makaylarosales6615
      @makaylarosales6615 Pƙed rokem +1

      i also have this but i’m not asian
so it’s always kind of tripped me out and i couldn’t really call it “asian flush” LMAO

  • @brocksmith6962
    @brocksmith6962 Pƙed rokem

    Logan face of shock killed me

  • @coolkidjosh85
    @coolkidjosh85 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

    Bro was drinking that 1920s bathtub moonshine

  • @everynametakenfornoreason
    @everynametakenfornoreason Pƙed rokem +625

    So many things happened to this man, like let bro breath💀

    • @butWhyDad
      @butWhyDad Pƙed rokem +2

      What else happened to him?

    • @djtrac3r935
      @djtrac3r935 Pƙed rokem +5

      @@butWhyDad I think he has had surgery like at least 3 times

    • @Meccarox
      @Meccarox Pƙed rokem +2

      @@djtrac3r935 For what?

    • @djtrac3r935
      @djtrac3r935 Pƙed rokem +4

      @@Meccarox I think one of them was his appendix

    • @thedingo23
      @thedingo23 Pƙed rokem +15

      @@butWhyDad he also lost a dear friend to suicide (he was in the blog where he got his hair died red for the first time) and lost his niece to a car accident plus the countless fucking surgeries, having cancer, losing his dad at 18 and of course the heart attack

  • @Elijah-Bravo
    @Elijah-Bravo Pƙed rokem +39

    "yeah you're having a heart attack" Dumbledore said calmly.

    • @minnie21434
      @minnie21434 Pƙed rokem +1

      Why does this not have more likes?đŸ˜†đŸ˜†đŸ˜†đŸ€Ł

    • @achannel2916
      @achannel2916 Pƙed rokem

      Lmaoo underrated comment

  • @crazyracoon9402
    @crazyracoon9402 Pƙed rokem +1

    Bro forgot to pass out

  • @SkyeIsland77
    @SkyeIsland77 Pƙed rokem +1

    EMT: bro, you feeling okay?
    Mark: nope *dies*

  • @thiccomniman
    @thiccomniman Pƙed rokem +174

    We don’t deserve this man. Bro apologized for having a heart attack.

  • @MorningDusk7734
    @MorningDusk7734 Pƙed rokem +274

    Mark: gets into ambulance
    first responder: "You feeling okay?"
    The ghost of Warfstache, taking over Mark: "Now that you mention it, no!"

  • @deeler.
    @deeler. Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +1

    Bro (Logan) Was Bewildered💀

  • @bananaman3419
    @bananaman3419 Pƙed rokem +219

    Markiplier is such a chad he didnt even know he was having a heart attack

    • @jacobh674
      @jacobh674 Pƙed rokem +1

      😐

    • @Wesson11
      @Wesson11 Pƙed rokem +2

      Such a Chad can't handle two shots of tequila

    • @davianmangual2461
      @davianmangual2461 Pƙed rokem +3

      ​@@Wesson11 I'd say thats a good thing

    • @greenpiersystem
      @greenpiersystem Pƙed rokem +3

      ​@@Wesson11 Mark has a genetic trait, chill.
      Since this has come up before, and I'll bring it up again, Mark has a variant of the Alcohol Flush gene, most likely due to his Korean background (before this becomes a racial debate, the gene locates ancestrally to Asia, but it also appears in European populations due to old Silk Road trade routes, so it's not a race thing, it's genetics. Doesn't matter what you look like or whatever; there are Irish people who can't drink anything because some member of their tree had relationships down the trading routes.)
      When you have this gene, depending on the variant (because mutations are not a specific variant, it can be any assortment other than what it's supposed to be with various ramifications) it will cause your body to not be able to process alcohol and remove it in an orderly fashion. The reason it is called Alcohol Flush is because people with the gene, when they drink, typically flush pink on their face and extremities due to their body's response to the alcohol while it's having a cha-cha real smooth moment trying to figure out how to get rid of it, which is to basically dilate blood vessels and increase blood flow in an attempt to run more sweeps through the liver and kidneys than normal. So people can turn bright pink after drinking only a few licks when that's typically a stereotype given to rampant alcoholics.
      The heart attack comes in when you drink too much. It's the same thing that would happen if you drank too much as a normal person, but because a person with this gene can't process half of that, it happens much, MUCH faster. Eventually the amount of alcohol becomes so much that the liver can't take it anymore, and you can't excrete it fast enough, so it will actually turn poisonous and cause things like a heart attack due to excessive amounts.
      As for how or why the gene exists... I have no idea. It's just a pain in the ass to have, and again, depending on the variant, you may be able to have a few conservative drinks and be fine, or if you ever touch a drink again, like Mark, you may be signing a death wish.

  • @gmmclassicepisodecertifier1438

    "Everybody in this country is worried about a terrorist attack, meanwhile your heart can attack you." - Norm Macdonald

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 Pƙed rokem

      Not just your heart, your whole body often attacks itself. Cancers are literally ALL the result of your body not working properly and ending up attacking itself. There're like tens of thousands of things that can go wrong and your body will suddenly attack itself. Most of the time you don't feel it until you get sick, but sometimes it can be deadly
 like your immune system attacking itself because why not đŸ˜¶â€Š

  • @dazed__confused1006
    @dazed__confused1006 Pƙed rokem

    Now I understand the whole "oh I forgot about my hear attack" in unus annus lmao

  • @MyEarsHurts
    @MyEarsHurts Pƙed rokem

    "you're having a heart attack bro"
    "Cool bro see ya later imma go into cardiac arrest real quick"

  • @Couldbedumber
    @Couldbedumber Pƙed rokem +142

    Mark is the most wholesome and buff walking medical disaster on earth

  • @bigdog5138
    @bigdog5138 Pƙed rokem +37

    Bros buddy is a G Man noticed his buddy on the ground and saved his life I ain’t gon lie your buddy is a real one

  • @datsweird-0-851
    @datsweird-0-851 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

    Mark is such a people pleaser "sorry guys this is so silly, im just dying"

  • @namron8105
    @namron8105 Pƙed rokem

    Markiplier is paying the price of drunk minecraft

  • @CadetSparkleWolf
    @CadetSparkleWolf Pƙed rokem +166

    Previously on a channel that only lasted a year: “Oh, I forgot about my heart attack!”

  • @keebo3385
    @keebo3385 Pƙed rokem +16

    Bro Mark having a heart attack is like any other Thursday for him. Dude's had so many life-threatening experiences happen to him. It's crazy how he managed to keep such a positive mentality after everything he's been through.

  • @BrunoKikereovic4401
    @BrunoKikereovic4401 Pƙed rokem +2

    American after a glass of wine: 💀
    Casual european 12 yo kid after 5 shots of vodka, 17 of tequila and 37 pints: 😁

  • @Cheeseinsanity357
    @Cheeseinsanity357 Pƙed rokem +1

    "Oh i forgot about my heart attack"

  • @rustyfishhook9618
    @rustyfishhook9618 Pƙed rokem +10

    I’m a vet tech and man about a couple weeks ago I had a lady do the same thing, dizzy, sweating really bad, told me her chest was clamping after I asked her if she was okay and I already knew so I grabbed a wheel chair so she didn’t fall and bust her face, went and called 911 immediately so when they got there and hooked her up they looked at me calmly like yep she’s having a heart attack. Pretty traumatic scenario, good thing is she just came back in last week to find me and the crew I had to thank us for being quick during the situation. I’m glad she lived.

  • @skybussey6147
    @skybussey6147 Pƙed rokem +161

    Anybody else think this would be scary? in the moment but hilarious looking back.
    Drunk you having a heart attack, and years later remembering every moment you were awake

    • @dmlw
      @dmlw Pƙed rokem +1

      Well i dont really care about my life but yes that does sound scary (especially if happened to a loved one)

  • @waferwater690
    @waferwater690 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

    “Hey your having a heart attack”
    “Oh ok”