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Jeannie: gives words of encouragement to the puppies. Henry: "Failure!"
Henry subscribes to the parenting school of Steven He's father
I swear by the time the dog arrives he's gonna be a highschool graduate.
the best asian dad there could be
@@MrNorker77 THEY SHOULD DO A COLLAB TOGETHER!!!
I have to agree, There's a limit to how badly a dog can suck at life before it stops being cute and starts becoming disturbing.
Henry’s pure panic when Jeanie is sad is priceless
i would never be able to stand being with someone like that but it is very sweet
@@twa9995 Agreed
@@twa9995 yeah same.
@@twa9995 He signed up for this, so I have no sympathy. In case they end up having children together, those little buggers I would definitely feel sorry for, for having such a fragile, neurotic mother.
@@raifthemad i never said i felt sorry for him, just that i couldn't stand someone like thats
I don't remember seeing Henry as animated as he was while talking about pasta, and as an Italian I was so proud of him...
Is Barilla really that bad?
@@tmwolf100 not really, it's just a cheaper option than some others.
@@tmwolf100 it's not bad per se, it might actually be the most common in Italy, but yeah De Cecco is probably better
I love pineapple on pizza.
Jeannie really cried over her hamster that died when she was a kid like 20 years ago
I am even more convinced that I don't understand human emotions
Right? I was so confused
Same lol
I think it’s more emotional instability at play here
Never been around a tipsy/drunk girl before? This is what you would describe as a "sad" drunk.
Its more about the insecurity of she being a terrible caregiver
i sure hope henry is in charge of feeding the puppers. i kid i kid.
🤣🤣You... too soon
oh man... Jeannie's hamster flash backs cause me to check and I see this as second in the comments... ha ha
@@Channel_redacted - 🤣 you beat me 🤣
@SoDopeRhymes People over 5 years old who unironically use the words "pupper" or "doggo" need to face the firing squad.
@@remcovanvliet3018 who's an edgy boy? yes, you are an edgy boy.
No Fun Facts today, just a Tip for new dog owners: Start setting rules/boundaries for your dog as soon as they come into your house, and if they aren't trained when you bring them in, train them as soon as possible. They are most receptive within the first six months of living in a new home.
My mom kicked me and the puppy out when he didn't wanna go for the walk the day we got him.... He's 8 years now n wouldn't have lived a second differently with him.
And if they mess up grab out a gun and point it at them.
puppies are most responsive to learning during the first 6months of life. 6months to a year is about the end of that very receptive phase, some say about nine months. it is possible to "teach an old dog new tricks" but way, way, more time-consuming.
Not trying to pick on you, I am sure you already know all these things. I just want to point out that it is the age of the dog, and not the first six months of bringing the dog into the house, that is important. (just in case someone is adopting an older dog)
No
@@Inertia888 Thanks for the correction
Jeannie: I only want maple syrup on my pancakes
Henry: The waitresses name IS “Maple” 😆😆😆
As a person with social anxiety. I love taking a breaks alone and holy shit it's rare when you work for big customer service companies. This is why I like working weekends because the likely hood of empty break rooms just went up by like 200%
Social anxiety is never easy, mine developed into agoraphobia actually, so keep up the good work as a member of society, and never let it develop into that. :)
Crusaders: If anyone makes our queen cry we crusade!
*Henry brings up Jeannie's hamster and makes her cry*
Crusaders: *Confused crusade noises*
Gentlemen gentlemen there’s a solution here we’re not seeing.
*stabs self
@@DeadpoolX9 Getting strong "Life of Brian" vibes here.
Still a lot better than making a relic out of Jeannie's dead hamster.
@@DeadpoolX9 dude you killed it
@@DeadpoolX9 *necromancer chant intensifies*
*horrid zombie Hamster rises*
Fixed...I think?
It starts the great Henry heresy
No worries Jeannie, no need to cry over an animal that has a 50% chance of cannibalizing it's own children if minorly stressed. Hamsters average 2-3 years, when healthy and happy. They are prone to defects though with all the incest going on, so you probably just had a Dopey instead of Happy, don't sweat it.
In other videos we were told that she overfed it making it one chonki boi. So yeah
I feel better knowing my Teddy bear hamster, Charlie, lived for 3 years. He was tired towards the end and moved less. I thought he was resting.
I woke up one morning from my pull out couch and peered in his cage. He was huddled into a ball in the middle of his cage, eyes closed. I poked him a few times and he didn't flinch, move or anything. That's when I knew. It hit me hard, even in 8th grade. I thought it was my fault he died. But I know the short life span is expected.
RIP Charlie
I kid you not I spent a week trying to talk my gf out of buying a hamster, told her how they're not great at socializing with others, how broken they are, and how she'll be distraught when it dies in like two years. MF GETS IT BEHIND MY BACK, AND WE ALSO HAVE A CAT.
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My hamster also died when it was about 1 years old.
Henry having the conflict of trying to comfort, but also get out the jokes all at once while he can 🤣🤣🤣
12:58 that was the most awkward 10 seconds in Henry’s life 😂
Well done Henry for making a grown ass man choke on fat free yoghurt! Jeannie" what do Uncles do Henry?" Henry "Touch kids" 🤣 That after Jeannie reminded Henry he was going to be an Uncle!! 😳🤣
I was gonna scroll past this comment but then i saw you mention you choked on a yogurt that's FAT FREE??!!? THATS SUCH AN AMAZING AND IMPORTANT DETAIL I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAW THIS
There's a joke here involving choking on yogurt and molester uncles but I'm too classy to say it.
@@Fausto_4841 but only the skinny kids, no chubby kids for this one
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Must be British. They spell yogurt wrong, always put an H in there for some reason.
Wooow... Staged or not, Henry caused nuclear levels of emotional damage with that dead hamster talk, holy shit!
I get the feeling the damage was pre-existing before Henry took up the lease.
@@sulblazer rubbing salt on the wound
@@ASoulphoenix Jeany is pretty emotional so I'd believe it.
My dog had to be put down yesterday morning, and it wasn’t till and hour later i gained sensible consciousness to search what was wrong…he likely had a stroke and maybe could have been saved, but he’s dead now…the buried alive talk hit close
people think that was staged???
I dunno whether to cry or laugh with these two sometimes
After the hamster meltdown:
The trick to living happily with Jeannie is to die really quickly.... Got it.
No honestly tho, as long as you take care of your pets and give them the love and care they need/deserve, you've done everythin you can do. Some just live shorter lives than others
She should get a parrot, they grow old and they WILL let you know, when they need something. You, and your neighbors.
Jeannie: Doesn't our baby still look hungry Henry?.
Henry: *JEANNIE NOOO!!!!.*
The puppy will become chonkers
🤣
Fun fact: Kyle Rittenhouse was one of the first people to post that meme of him crying over gas prices.
Hope Jeannie doesn't kill, i mean "overfeed" their new doggo. She has that innocent "i want them to be happy so i feed them a lot" mentality, which is very dangerous for pets.
4:48 jeannie looks like she's watching something incredibly disgusting and she changed from happy to that and then back to happy again really quickly while henry looks like he's having the time of his life at all times.
7:59 jeannie if mcdonalds isn't holding you down, first look down at you gut, now grab it and feel around for the excess flab, now squish it together and if nothing was grabbed or squished its not holding you down.
The fun will be seeing if those two can keep up with a husky. (Nothing against huskies, but there are other breeds that are lower energy and have less issues with heavy shedding.)
Yeah, I really don't think having a husky is a good idea for them unless they're willing to really go out of their way for caring for it.
It will likely end up like Jeannie’s hamster
We’ve got a dack Russell for that very reason, they are pretty small but with some good energy
@@Denali_Rebel lmao
@@M99THESHaM As someone who has owned mini Foxie's i can attest to the quality of all similar dogs.
Also, Dack Russel.
Imagine cooking lessons while Henry is chewing you out such glory 😂.
Ayo?
Henry:YOU FOOKING DONKEY!!
So, funny hamster story. I've had my hamster for about 2 years, came home one day and he was gone. Mom had been vacuuming my room that day. A couple of days later I heard some strange scracthing coming from somewhere. After about 30 minutes of looking around I realised that it was coming from inside the vacuum. Opened the lid and say two big and very confused eyes looking up at me.
He was pretty traumatized after that and started behaving kinda weird. So after about a week of that we decided that we had to do something. My aunt suggested that she had a spare rabbit home available. So we filled it with straw, some pieces of pipe and some sawdust and had him move in at her farm.
He ended up living for about 6 years after that. So I actually sent a pet to live on a farm, and he had a long and good life :p
When Jeannie started crying about the dead hamster I died laughing. RIP the hamster love you guys the hamster's in a better place.
no, it's dead, XD
@@merakfirgun1071 true
There is nothing wrong with those pancakes, don't throw them away.
True
Gonna need the sauce of the pancakes
You could sell those for 99.99 a pancake.
Of course the rebranding is important; they should be called "Peach Syrup Pancakes."
We need more syrup just incase they are not satisfied 😏👌
I actually ate pancakes immediately right when i saw the thumbnail and when i was done heating up my pancake from the fridge i was half way to the video.
Where do you think this video i was watching when i took my last bite of pancake?
Yes.
Since nobody else is saying it: "Fuck the pancakes, give me the sauce right from the tap."
Lilish, its on r34 and no. I'm not the one, found the sauce from a commenter name Zax M.
@@gam3zrolf I was talking about the actual sauce, not the source, but thanks anyway.
Both sauces are good.
After watching a picture of a woman adding secret sauce
Nobody:
Jeannie: "I dont care if its more delicious, i just want aunt Jemaima"
... Yeah, thanks for that picture... Karma's really paying me back...
Do you have the sauce?
We need the source
Henry: “Because your special”
Me: *IN MORE WAYS THEN ONE!*
8:26 i remember fake writting an essay for homework while gaming (playing warcraft 3) only to realise it was a good essay when i reread it later. A few kids in my class even offered to pay me to write theirs. Funniest part, it was about a book i didnt even read and i kinda just pulled all of it out my ass based on class discussions
that's how i get through all my papers. Fake it til you make it.
Jeannie: I want a baby!
Henry: How about a puppy?
Jeannie: Fine
Henry: That was easy
Jeannie: Hehehehe
"That one dude at NASA after realising that 77 + 33 isn't 100"
Me: "Wait, it isn't?
Oh... oh no, I'm stupid"
Imagine the poor girl having to add ‘the secret sauce’ with every meal!?
My Uncle was sent to hospital on two occasions both after drinking too much beer, 1st time he was trying to light a small shrub on fire but with his disorientation covered the tree, grass and fuel can in fuel, upon trying to light up the tree it also linked to the can detonating it, he had 3rd to 4th degree burns over his back and shrapnel in his legs, 2nd time he did it riding down an outdoor staircase up a homemade ramp and over a fence, the rear wheel caught the fence and he landed on his head, if he didn’t have a motor cross helmet he’d be dead or permanently wheelchair bound
i don't know how anyone could expect the UN to do jack shit at this point. Boy they sure did a great job in Rwanda
@Warrior Of Mankind the commander and the actual handful of troops did what they could, but back in NY the UN was being useless as usual
Yeah, it's either start WW3 or do nothing. Gee, what to do, what to do?
When has the UN done anything but being useless?
@Warrior Of Mankind Rwandan genocide my guy, and really a lot of Africa since the 90s, didn't you learn about it in school? I remember learning about it in HS and them specifically telling us the UN doesn't gaf about africa at all lol, like look at Liberia...
Yeah many people yell at UN and presidents to do something but the consequences are too large for them to do anything that's physical.
Aunt Jemima... Good ol' fashioned maple syrup... WTF? How dare you insult Canada like that!
Our strategic maple syrup reserve isn't filled with Aunt Jemima, but real maple syrup!
I genuinely love yall videos :). Like I dont know how i'd live without them
Like you mentioned briefly, the thing about driving with the interior dome light on is that it ruins your low-light vision. It does this by being a constant nearby source of light either through the mirror or the center roof console making your pupils shrink to protect your retinas, the passing cars' headlamps and streetlights both don't do nearly as much to ruin your night vision as the interior lights or a passing car with its highbeams on, though Las Vegas or Tokyo's neon lights do impact night vision with the tradeoff that its so bright you don't need headlights XD
So its only logical to have no bright lights in the car at night and to drive with your highbeams off in the city or if there are cars approaching from the front.
I can see Jeannie pampering the dog with food while Henry also starts talking to the dog to indirectly tell Jeannie something while she's in the room.
Hey buddy, guess who doesnt want to record today huh? mommy doesn't love our fans, she's so bad but you're not cause you're a good good boy. Come here buddy, let's record cause you're clearly more adorable.
Jeannie commences beating Henry over the head with a plastic mace for such rudeness.
Henry mate you really fucked up when mentioning that damn hamster (5:57)
8:11 as a seasoned procrastinator I can confirm this is 100% accurate. In my defense though, coming up with Catchy titles is hard work man ;-)
Everyone - Buys a puppie & take home the puppie. Henry & Jeannie - Let's buy a puppie, watch it grow up through pictures, let it get trained and feed for a year then pick it up. (Facepalm)
Thanks I hate it, I literally was eating a delicious af pancake and then saw the thumbnail and literally lost my appetite
Still love the videos, keep up the great work guys
I kinda want pancakes now
Lost?
Even better.
Why would that make you lose ur appetite?
@@nadhirbakare2851
*He may be sus who knows lol*
Bro, Henry misunderstanding the China meme. 😂
he's Taiwanese, he has family over there, you think he'd know better.
I wasn't sure from their reaction if they got it or not. I don't feel there's enough evidence to make a determination either way.
Henry: “what break room?”
Jeannie: “At work.”
H: Oh never been at work before, don’t know what that is.”
This made me laugh more than it should of.
Not only is there a shrek TVbut there is also a spongebob one. I’ve had one before it was dope
You can definitely make mistakes at NASA, you can catch your mistakes, others can catch your mistakes, everything has built in redundancy and a boom here and there can’t be that bad.
14:07. Jeannie "I Want Maple Syrup."
Chef "Sorry, I Thought You Said Mabel's Syrup."
Sauce
Over the winter months it's perfectly natural for a hamster to go into a state of hibernation. During hibernation your pet's metabolic rate will slow, and this can make it difficult to know whether it's simply hibernating, or has become ill or died. 😧
great video as always henry and jeannie , really well done and thank you 😊
idk why but its very satisfying and funny to hear Jeannie tell Henry to shut the f up - 3:22
12:50 Holy shit the hole just kept getting deeper
My buddy's whole job is double checking NASA's work, so someone will catch it and you'll just get fired.
*Jeannie watching the hotcakes with syrup
Jeannie: I just want Maple Syrup
Me: *thinking of "Itai no wa Iya nano de Bougyoryoku ni Kyokufuri Shitai to Omoimasu." 's Maple
So are we gonna crusade Henry for making the panda queen cry lol
the moment henery realises hes digging his own grave 7:10
1) I don't salt the water, I add olive oil. I already have too much danged salt in my diet.
2) Why would I pay more than twice the price for pasta just so I don't have to stir?
3) The constant stirring with cheap (store brand) pasta is only crucial for the first minute and a half or so.
4) It is far less of an issue with macaroni, ziti or other 'tube-like' pasta than with spaghetti and linguini.
5) save money on the pasta, put it into your sauce choice. And you can up your sauce from the $3 can with a little spice rack action. Garlic powder, onion powder, oregano, a dash of black pepper, some grated parmesan/romano...
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Honestly, if you can manage a few simple spices, you can make a $5 pasta meal taste like a $15 pasta meal. $20 with some grated cheese blend to sprinkle on top.
2:40 Just put oil in the water, it stops the pasta sticking!
14:03 i need the sauce
Just here for notif
same
Lilish, its on r34 and no. I'm not the one, found the sauce from a commenter name Zax M.
Odd question. Is anyone's watch history not refreshing? I was listening to an audiobook when I got the notification and now I've lost my spot in the video.
Hamsters often are older than the pet store claims, dont be surprised if it dies early. Have had a golden bear hamster actually live 7 years tho. Pretty sure he slept 90% of the last couple.
14:12 fun fact. Aunt Jemima is exactly 0% maple syrup. It’s all corn syrup and Carmel coloring.
Right after emptying your ridge wallet on fancy food ya got a whole ridge backpack eh?
As an italian i sugest you to drop pasta into the water ONLY when is boiling and mix up with a spoon or a forc. 2:33
The Forc is strong in this one.
Do you have to be an Italian to cook pasta? I'm of Danish decent and I don't think I'm allowed to cook pasta.
@@rubbermaidable Mine is just a sugestion, a hint, but anyone can always cook like his preferences. :)
My headphones are so good it can legit hear the hands hitting the table..
Henry poked the emotional bear when talking about that hamster of Jeannie's.
5:56 Immersion Lord, I'm afraid that I'm gonna put some crusade dirt in your eye for making Panda Queen cry
Immersion Lord gonna get his ass beat if he makes Panda Queen cry one more time
That would be the most immersive crusade ever.
I don't think they are prepared for when they get their puppy home... the puppy is going to spend the first few days walking around crying and whining for it's siblings and mother and pooping and peeing everywhere. It's going to be great.
Not necessarily: if they provided a plushy or something that has the smell of the nest, which most breeders should do, that stress will be diminished quite a bit. Since they're socialising the pups, I assume this is a good breeder that knows what they're doing. My own pup only whined when we got in the car, and has been attached to me ever since...
What breed are they getting I've forgotten and can't find the vid they say it in
Okay, do not let Jeannie read this, please.
Seriously, don’t…
A lot of hamsters get buried alive because they’re trying to hibernate… if it’s stiff then it’s dead, if it’s limp then it’s asleep…
That puppy is going one year filled with food. Then when they tell us it died we all have to sit and pretend to be surprised Pikachu.
6:29 whelp, hes dead now.
Jeannie's complete emotional collapse at the sudden idea that she mistakenly believed her hamster was dead and buried it alive is either great acting or a sign of deeper issues that she should get help with
And you gotta respect the absolute lack of fear Henry demonstrates while joking that he will molest children, really impressive
It's both. It's a manipulation tactic that she's clearly perfected.
@@TheManWhoTypes yes it feels like that but it's not, humans just process information differently, like they've been saying all along henry prefers just following the solution while Jeannie just wants to go through the emotions first.
Hamster can really "fake death" when they are too unconfortable and cold, they enter a state similar to dead, but if you warm them up they just start to move and go on like no problem
Microwav
TBF, Kyle actually made this exact same joke, meming on himself.
Love you MxR!
I'm a degenerate but this... this maybe too far.😂
the Beer on Tank cannon video is to demonstrate the tank's Cannon Stabilizer, which, as you probably can guess, stabilizes the cannon while moving, making it 10 times easier to fire on the move, and gives you a MUCH higher chance to hit a target on the move. at least when you drive straight at a target, tho that is the stupidest thing a tank and it's crew can do...
Wife - "Did you tell the kids you wish they had never been born?!"
Me - "You told me not to lie to them. Make your mind up!"
Welp, if I ever get a pet and it doesn't move for a while I am taking it to the vet to make damn sure it's dead before burying it. Don't need that uncertainty haunting me like it apparently haunted Jeannie (P.S. I'm sure the new puppy will live long and happily!)
From an Italian guy, barilla is good just depends on how you cook it
Exactly. I've never had any problem with Barilla, it's good pasta. It has good texture, and many good choices of shape. I mean there's a lot of options, does one want thick pasta, thin pasta, chewy pasta, firm pasta... They have Pasta for all tastes, I prefer N.73 Penne Rigate, I also like N.65 Farfalle and N.85 Gnocchi, and N.98 Fusilli is great as well.
Ma per favore, qualsiasi alternativa è migliore.
trust the italian guy
I don't mind some of their sauces if I don't have time to make my own... or have anything else.
13:20 Jeannie: We're gonna settle this one "ce soir?"
This is FRENCH
at 8:57 being in the breakroom alone is even better if you work retail
Was Jeanie really crying about her hamster? I couldn't tell if it was real.
seems like it
14:18 Shimoneta memes hitting hard there
Jeannie: cries about dead hamster :Henry (laughs)
Awesome video guys really enjoyed it, as always. Just one thing every now and then you can hear vibration through the mic I assume this is when the table is bumped or Henry slams it for emphasis. Never noticed the boom arm before so I assume that is new and is a desk mount, if so I have the same thing and if the Mic is directly attached to the boom it ends up picking up vibrations through the desk, not sure if that small arm to side below the mic is a shock or something but I know the way I fixed the issue on my system was to get a shock cradle for my boom and mount the mic in the cradle. Hope this helps and I am not just imagining it.
It's OK for you to laugh at the Kyle gas meme. He posted it on his own twitter.
10:47 it's ok guys, kyle himself loves this meme.
That's good. It's problematic when he feels threatened.
6:13 If you burried the Hamster alive, he'll re-emerge as the HamsterTaker
12 years later in the Mxr house "Dad you had an entire army of people? who watched you for 30 minutes straight every damn day?? then what are we!?" and so the villain origin story of Henry jr. starts with the doge
6:33 Sad part is that this is entirely possible, and is a mistake many have done apparently, where they bury their hibernating hamster thinking they're dead...
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont say that
HAHA FUNNY JOKE THIS IS TOTALLY A JOKE NOTHING ELSE. HAHA HAHA
For the same reason, people cut down thousands of larch tree each year, unaware that they are supposed to lose their needles in winter.
@@TheZapan99 i miss my grandpa. i still cant hear his voice screaming out "GET MY OUT OF HERE YOU IDIOTS IM STILL ALIVE" as we lowered him into the grave... i still cant believe we lost him.
@@TheZapan99 ):
Those pancakes look hella nice, now I'm hungry
Let us in
Agreed. Im in the mood for pancakes now
I'm honestly in the food for any food tbh😂 I haven't eaten today
based, wish I had a cook like that
A puppy is a poor substitute for a child. The clock is ticking and the wall is coming fast.
pet gets 1 year old, Henry: dont worry, he lived the best year of his life
6:05 W..T.....F....
Thank you for something to watch with lunch! Perfect timing
I love that anime
i didn't know there was an anime
@@SSJ3CyLink it has 2 seasons
RIP for Jeannie's probably diabetic Hamster
At times I wonder Henry and Jeannie are checking on the dog🐶 they have left at Pokemon breeding center to Level UP😂😂
6:26 not to add onto her panicked grief, but hamsters are one of the species of mammals that play dead as a defense mechanism, so it is very possible she buried it alive. This also explains why Jeannie now likes Red Pandas, they are her next victim. just jokin. Or am I????
Somewhere in an alternate reality
Relative : I think he's dead doctor
Dr Jeannie : He's sleeping
Relative : But he's cold and not breathing doctor
Dr Jeannie : HE'S...JUST...SLEEPING !
when that puppy poops in the middle of the bed - lets see how cute it is LOL
Use vegetable or olive oil when boiling pasta. Use a pasta spoon to bring the pasta through the oil which will float on top of the water to prevent the pasta from sticking together.
Exactly!