Be Glad Your Name Isn’t This Unique. Costaki Economopoulos - Full Special
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This was a great set by Costco Economist.
i guess im asking randomly but does anyone know of a trick to log back into an instagram account??
I was stupid lost the account password. I would appreciate any tips you can give me!
@Fisher Peyton instablaster :)
Fisher Peyton is a three month old account.
You mean Cowalski Ecolipolice?
@@rires6661 Reminds me of Tropic Thunder, where everyone was repeatedly mangling Kandinsky's name, and finally Jack Black just ad-libbed and called him "Radar." The first time he did it they had to re-take the shoot because everyone just busted up laughing.
My sister and I used to be roommates. On MULTIPLE occasions she started a literal fire from trying to make toast (flames and all). It got to the point I had to deny her access to the toaster unless I was home. Toaster fires are real, it just takes a really special person to start them.
Chris ! I guess a believe you but usually if you clean the crumbs out fires don’t happen
@@M_SC No no. It was a relatively new toaster (at the time). I tested her method myself a few times and could never replicate it - Hence why I had to take her toaster privileges away. It wasn't a crazy fire, it only required being slapped with a towel, not the use of an extinguisher. Still, it was a toaster...
Guest: Brrrr. Its cold. Do you mind if we start up the fireplace?
You: Sure. The toaster is in the kitchen. I'll get my sister.
I can see the headlines now.
"...And although no one was injured in the 8am blaze that destroyed the house, several witnesses claim to have seen a woman with a toaster running across the street. Upon further investigation, arson inspectors found several empty Webers Bread bags scattered at the location.
Yeah, but not from it just being plugged in and unused.
Divorce lawyer: it's the only way to get out of this alive. Lmao
"And, he's hiding money from you."
100% of all divorces start out with marriage.
The ultimate solution is obviously to never get a divorce, that way you never risk marriage at all. 👍
I remember when people used to think marriage was a promise to god that they would stay together for life. I guess people weren't counting on living more than a few years.
@@swine13 or never get married. Both work, one also comes with a dysfunctional relationship. Choose your option.
/s
Here's a like, siress
@@somedude2492 i was joking. I had hoped the " *risk* getting married" would have tipped you off, as generally people don't think of marriage as the liability that it is. Additionally, i was facetiously saying that "divorce" was the thing people were trying to get, as opposed to marriage. As if the divorce came first, but can you have a divorce if you weren't married first? Hence why i hoped the joke element would be clear.
At any rate, there's no way it isnt clear, now. Even if it cost the post any chance it had at humour.
*ECONOMOPOULI* :
More than one Economopoulos.
But can they fit on a bus?
Thanks for clearing that up. I see now what he was doing.😐
This is actually the correct plural form of Economopoulos in both Latin and Greek.
Good catch 😐
economopodes is applicable too
This guy's name is like the Greek version of Benedict Cumberbatch.
Is don’t know what Costco economics and benjamin cummerbund have in common
Benedict, “Ben” is a super common name. Economopolous is a portmanteau of a couple Greek words. (Money + City ?)
You mean Benadryl cumberdoodle
Cold stalking economy plus and Bean addict Comfort stash
Banjolick Cucumberpatch
"This kid is like a seedless watermelon!" Lol the best line.
What are the odds that I literally read that commemt as he said that line. Just had to share
@@deadmeatdec2164 the odds are 1 in 41:12 🙂
Yeah I was way off, barely five mins in. Those are pretty big odds
No, it's definitely the line about Oedipus Air
I thought he said "seamless" and I was like that makes no sense, aren't all watermelons seamless. Well english is not my first language.
"If I was a divorce lawyer my slogan would be its the only way to get out alive" is genius!
Icarus Airlines was a highly underrated skit. I felt bad that it seemed to go over most of his audiences heads.
Over their heads... I see what you did there
called a bit not a skit
The dnt kno the mythology
I dont know mythology, i get the part he explained but not the second half.
@@cloudyrae04 the Oedipus Air bit? Oedipus was the dude who had a thing with his mom, without knowing it though.
I watch this from Greece and may I say you are lucky to have such a common and easy name. You could be a Pappadogiannakis or Agourzenintzidis or Karakonstandopoulos 😁😁
And yes, octopus is delicious!
All of us around the Med. know that octopus is super tasty :D
Or Papageorgakopoulos!! [Yes I have gotten snuffalopagus]; Kosta re-told the Ikaros story like "Drunk History" only he's sober which is funnier. Mediteraneans see Octopus and say: "mezze"!!!/ "tapas" !!!
If his family didn't buy into the lies of the Americans... He could be in greece where his name isn't associated with a serial killer
User name checks out.
Karacharalambopoulopoulos?
This guy is like a substitute teacher. Both the name and the humor.
This guy is pretty original, and funny.
He's funny but the topic of marriage is super overdone at this point
The1Americanpride1 I’m pretty sure those have been done as well
@The1Americanpride1 can they at least be original inside those topics? "dude, your girl ever ask you where to eat and you name a place and she says no?" Literally been said thousands of times
@@rodrigobento4570
Yes, but his version has his own stamp. Besides, I was focusing on the overall.
I really liked the beginning, but complaining about your nagging wife is probably the least original you can get. Supremely boring, too. Just kinda makes me sad
Why isn't this guy more famous? He's hilarious and every one of his comedy musings are spot on in the Seinfeld tradition (subtle but true observations of our daily life).
I thought the same thing 😁
Probably because his name is hard to remember
@@Weaglies thx
His act is a therapy session where he gets a lot off his mind. Some people are walking around with so much pain inside he gets paid to let his out for the world to see.
Dr. Agon uses the Zoom spell...
does the toaster seem a bit more poiltical this evening...
Nah, Marco just had an extra loose cannon and blew the tank off of that sucker 😆🤣😎👏👏👏👏
@@jdhoushour3041 ⁴
And the rest of us get to sit here and be insulted on the internet regardless of our actual opinions.
(Yay!)
And thats IF anyone is kind enough to listen for more than 6 seconds (and considering the naiveté of some people, they really _should_ listen...)
Ah well, i am a chump. C'est la vie. 👍
@DanTDM
@Lieutenant Luxury I enjoyed this comment and I liked your perspective! Have a blessed day! ✌️❤️
He is hilarious. He deserved a better audience.
Watching Drybar for years, this guy’s easily top 5. Funny and clever
I'm a huge fan as well. Who's your favourite? Mine is Kellen Erskine.
@@CinemaDemocratica josh sneed or shane smith. theres a few other close ones tho
Of course he's hilarious...he's got a name you can't pass on through word of mouth.
Idk whats so hard about long names that makes people give up and switch off. People use words like correlations, or ambidextrous and no one can muster the mental capacity to make their mouth say "cost a key"? I dont buy it.
@@swine13 You've never interacted with someone in a situation like he's described, have you?
Sure, in an office setting you can ask "How do you pronounce that?" But on a construction site, you don't have the time because it needs to be alerted in that split second.
@@swine13 Also, "correlations" and "ambidextrous" (which aren't particularly long or complicated words) are used a lot more commonly than someone's ridiculous name.
@@UnprofessionalProfessor Don't know about you, but I talk about the economopoulos all the time. For some reason, no one takes me seriously at the stock market
@@fallingpetunias9046 top kek
when my cousin was three she pointed at a lady and said look she has a baby in her belly and I took her aside later and said don't say that to people, sometimes there's no baby... fast forward to my cousin pointing at a lady in the street and shouting "sometimes there is no baby, just fat"
🤣
The innocence 🤣🤣🤣
Lol that was golden 🤣
Ohoh
My 3 year old said LOUDLY in a WALMART *WHILE POINTING* "mommy, does she have a big fat butt uh-cuz she eated too many donuts?"
... his daddy told him he couldn't have more donuts because then he will get big and fat. 🤦♀️
This crowd was rough. This guy's funny and original. 👌
I think it's cause dry bar material is usually a bit "friendlier". His is a slight tan darker. Love it.
According to Wikipedia: Constantinos Christos Vassilis "Costaki" Economopoulos, is his name. The punchline is that he was born in Florida.
Reminds me of some song i sang as a young child.
"Ohhh Magdalena Hagdalena Oka Toka Woka Toka Oka Mocha Polka was her name!
She had 2 hairs on the top of her head, one was green and the other was red..."
And it went on for aaaaages and my favourite was always
"a 10 tonne truck hit old Magdalena....
...
...the poor truck driver had to buy a new machine-ah!"
Great song. But yeah she had a pretty ridiculous name, too.
...
This post is completely irrelevant, isnt it? 😑
Born in Florida......of course he was! Lol
That's a LOT of syllables. 😯
My mom was born in Boston and is Italian and has the most white bread name possible. Then she met a Greek guy and had a daughter and thought to herself, my name is so boring, I'll name my daughter after her grandmother who had an uncommon Greek name in the early 20th century. Then her daughter went and married an Italian guy with an unpronouncable Italian last name. And my middle name is Alice. I was born in Boston. Funny enough, nearly all of my cousins on my mother's side suffered the same fate with first names, they ended up with uncommon Jewish names.
it's very weird for someone to have 3 different names, for a first name. it's like saying he is constantine chris bill economopoulos. in cases where you put your fathers name in the middle, is pronounced different, if his fathers name is christos, it would have been constantinos christou oikonomopoulos.the costaki part is just short for constantine and how they call you when you are a kid.
"People suck... and women raised almost all of us" GREAT POINT!
The world sucks, and men have almost always been the leaders 😉
@@kristensoprano actually though. Countries led by women have had less issues w covid too
Homelander agrees!
Mothers ruin people's lives.
Yes people suck. Women weren’t allowed to have an education or equal rights for most of history and still don’t in a few countries. History… why isn’t it ourstory? Why is it women? Men have brainwashed and dumbed down and made women the way they are. Mothers are the result of sucking fathers and man driven society. The best mother is the one we all live on, Mother Earth, she tries to teach us how to share and be giving and helping to all lives. Humans are stupid because human society has been dominated by man. Don’t believe me? Read his story or ask yourself why woMan and feMale? What do most girls play when they are young tea party? Everyone sits at the table as equals and has fun spending time together. What do most boys play? War, cops and robbers, cowboys and killing off the people and calling it manifest destiny. Women are givers of life and men are takers of lives. It’s a combination that creates life and the earth gives and takes as do we when we kill plants and animals to live. It’s about balance tho. We can’t blame one sex without realizing that everyone is to blame. If men are supposed to be women’s protectors they should have taught them to be smarter and better parents then. I blame the adults that blame their parents for not being responsible for their own actions and continuing to act like children. I blame the adults for being so selfish that they didn’t raise their children to be smart enough to be good parents because they weren’t. I blame stupidity, selfishness and greed for majority of why society is horrible
This is one of the BEST routines I've seen in a while
Transition back to the toaster was super smooth.
Finally, a scarier last name than mine
@vincent schoenekase Youre true. But how about Mary Chatzipapadomichalakopoulos ?
Ok, I won't ever complain again lol
@@davidgeorgiades7308 Imagine carrying your husband's surname too, answering a typical phone call: "Mary Chatzipapadomichalakopoulos - Dimitrogiannopoulos , how may I assist you?" :)
I knew a Georgiades growing up! I’m a Kapetanis.
your name is fine.
This standup set by Coastal Kays' Economical Pools is freaking hilarious!
This guy has some real gems. He got funnier as his set advanced. Hilarious!
...."A long bike ride to the hospital to make sure he was o.k." 😂
"If she dies, then their gonna talk to me first...And they should." 😂
Lone, Toaster, Tub joke😂
He could write for a sitcom... witty👍
This was extremely enjoyable. You're very original you are very funny your timing is beautiful.
didnt think after months of dry bar id find the best one ive ever seen. Buddy you were Awesome and with a mind like that you are only going to be revealed and more people will know.
Zoltan Kaszas and Drew Barth are still my favourites. 😁
Agreed. This guy is so sharp, so funny and so unique. Totally fits my messed up brains humor
Agreed
This guy is legit funny.
That was one of the best stand ups at drybar ive ever seen Sir you got real talent Crotcheti Elephantiasis!!!😂👍
He lowkey looks like bill gates.
How dare you say he looks like the most evil man on Earth
That’s what I thought immediately before I read your comment 😂
He reminds me of this actor from the 70s show Barney Miller.
Greek version of Bill Gates (joking)
I lost my left leg in an auto accident when I was 30 years old and was in the hospital for nearly six months.
So my family had to pack up my belongings from the place I had been renting and stored the boxes in my sister’s garage.
After I got out of the hospital and was visiting her, I needed to get some of my stuff from my sister’s garage and while going through some of my boxes I came across my bathroom scale.
Doing what sisters do, we decided to compare our weights and I’ll never forget the hilarious conversation that followed.
See she was taller and thinner than I was, but she weighed more than I did according to my scale.
Being completely serious, she looked at me and asked why she was heavier than me.
I kinda looked blankly at her for a moment, considering how she had just helped me steady myself so I could stand on the scale.
I then said with a smirk, “Well, you kinda have a leg up on me.”
She looked blankly at me for a second, then was like, “Oh, yeah…..” as she literally did a face-palm out of embarrassment 😆
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Really nobody has ever heard of the Bob & Tom Show? This guy was on it several times and its really funny.
Omg 🤣🤣 I’ve already watched this set twice before. Trying not to choke on my lunch from laughter as I watch it for the third time right now
Super happy I clicked on this!
Love this guy!!!
...oh THATZ where you draw the line???!!! 🤣🤣🤣 GREAT COMEDIAN!!!
He looks like a character from Full House, I love it 😃
I really like this guy, he nails it.
This was a good special , Really made me smile. I hope he is successful in the future.
George Carlin, bill, burr, and Jim Jeffries are some of my favorite comedians. There's another guy, costaki economolopolis(?) One of these is not like the others, but I still fell in love in less than 5 minutes. A good, clean set. Nice!!
Dry bar : let's have youtube doing an ad less than every 5 minutes. I am at minute 13 and already done. 4 ads, it's so killing the jokes.
must be the first time on the internet for you,right? ad blocker? google it! (google is a website/search engine)
Lol... And green cheese is a food staple for you..
AdBlock.
The Unprofessional Gamer lol
Does no one know about installing a free Adblocker?
I did lights for this guy in Indiana. He's nice and Hilarious.
Yeah he keeps your interests going. Good comic he is.
23:05 I absolutely lost it at the "big fat mice" comment. I don't know why, but the imagery of that combined with his delivery hit me hard enough to crack me up until tears poured down my cheeks! This guy is great!
What a great set. I'm glad MR. Econo....Eco.....Ec......Mr. E was introduced to me through this video haha.
"How was your summer on a scale of 28-3" BAAAHAHAHAHA
Oh I'm so happy I found this one. It was so hard to convince my friends there was a CZcams video with more than 46 10 minute ads!
This guy has a stellar delivery
Hahahaha I bet she has a hot mom. Lol loved that line 😂
This guy has a spot on “The Bob and Tom Show” during football season. He’s a Falcons fan but his best jokes are about the Falcons. He’s hilarious.
Downstairs neighbor had a toaster fire 2 years back. Wouldn't have been such an issue except that they panicked and tried to drag it into the hallway.... Had to evacuate the whole building.
They had to drag the toaster??? What the toaster was resisting?? Lol
Hate to say it, like dryers where people don’t clean lint traps... people who don’t clean the bottom of their toasters , the crumb build up... it can cause a fire ... that’s usually how they’re started.
Thanks for the laughs!
Never hear of Costaki but he’s funny asl.
I’m about search for any other videos of him now lol.
Did you type his name or just copy and paste from the title? Lol
Valentino Nunez I used his first name only & a couple of videos came up
Being that it’s 2020, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a defect that caused everyone’s toasters to explode
Haha! 😆
He was fantastic!!! Glad I decided to click on this ... Great show ... Loved it and will follow him ...
So funny. True story - When I was a kid, our apartment burnt down from a fire started from a plugged in toaster! This happened during the day while everyone was either at school or work. 😬
He had some great insights
into our cultural traditions.!
The last joke was brilliant.!
Costaki Economopoulos you're brilliant 💥 💯 hope we hear more from you someday - your brain weaves out some fun thoughts!
Costaki has long been a regular guest on the Bob and Tom radio show. They dubbed him “The biggest name in comedy” in reference to his long name. He used to do a segment called the Economonologue.
That Amelia airheart joke was great
That Kawasaki metropolitan fellow sure was hilarious
Here's the trick to figuring out where to go to eat for dinner: "Hey honey, guess where we're going for dinner!" pick whatever they say first or second depending on how cheeky they are with the first guess lol No Chris Ruth's on a Tuesday
Hes funny, but Drybar should be linking him more. That's bad practice.
SO DARK BUT SO FUNNY!
At 24:38 joke about amputation for losing weight. He missed an opportunity for the diet to cost "an arm and a leg"
Donald Bybee it would have been so beautiful
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!
She doesn’t know any of our favorite songs! 🤣
I can't believe we are just coming to know this guy! HE IS HYSTERICAL!!!!! 🤣🤣
Omg I'm dying laughing over here 😂😂😂😂
What’s funny is that in Greece his name is pretty common
Super great set. Solid laffs all along. He so sharp and clever. I loved it all. Thanks for this Drybar.
I like the stage set. It took me a bit to figure out the 20,000 leagues under the sea reference. Good set designer.
This guy is killing it!!
Great guy really liked him
There was a Greek guy in Denver with that last name. He shortened it to Economy and opened a successful grocery store.
Listen to you on 96.9, in Boise, ID. LOVE it!
Very good set. A mix of different subjects with asides further breaking things up.
"She gets hit by a bus not my problem" lmao
This guy is hilarious! Love him!
I actually walked away while toasting something and came back to 3 foot flames shooting out of the top of the toaster. I went into my mom's room and was like hey the toaster is on fire. She grumbled and got up and walked into the kitchen and was like you could've unplugged it before getting me up. I don't remember how she put it out, but I remember the flames and the thinking, yeah that'd probably have been a good idea. I think something was either in the crumb tray or food particles stuck on the wires that caught fire and found my breakfast a good energy source.
I'm from Greece and your name is actually pretty common here😂it's the same name my brother has
I had never heard of Costaki before - I am now a SUPER fan. ! ! ! (Not in a creepy stalking way)
This guy is great!
In Wales there's a pub with a plaque of Amelia think she flew over in her plane and went there..( needed a pint I expect)..The Ashburnham Hotel , in Burry Port.. My father pointed this out on a weekly basis as we had food there quite a lot.😊...first woman to fly over from America.....✈
This guy is really funny.
danny tanner meets joey gladstone
Him: “50% of marriages end in divorce.”
Logan Sanders: “Actually that’s an outdated statistic.”
I understood that reference.
Thank you cohabitation
poulos is the ending of many Greek family names, I bet you are glad those who had fun with your name they didn't know derived from Latin pullus 'nestling', 'chick',
yeah he is greek
@@Q_QQ_Q you dont say....
This guy is golden!
You're great!
Ow my word. What a closer. Whole set was dope, but I wasn't ready for that one.
This guy is hilarious! More of his stuff please
Omg! He is amazing! I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
omg, i played marco polo when i was in the states. hated it. nearly drowned
Solid set! Another good one Dry Bar, thanks!
I’m so glad this wasn’t just ‘my name is bad’ comedy.
Loved this special - very unique and original material!
I know, I'm not well... 😆
He said "sometimes toast is the highlight of your day!" 😂 hellnawww
Oh man, I haven't laughed so hard in a while!! 😭😭😭