Driving The Cheapest Car In The World. Buddy Fitzpatrick - Full Special

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  • čas přidán 27. 08. 2021
  • Driving the cheapest car in the world can be pretty dangerous according to Buddy Fitzpatrick in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's a smart car, or just one that hydroplanes even when there isn't water, driving a cheap car is not safe. Whether you drive a cheap car, or the most expensive car on the block, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Buddy Fitzpatrick is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Komentáře • 348

  • @Grumblesnort
    @Grumblesnort Před 2 lety +155

    "I'll be turning my life around in about 700 feet." 😂🤣😂

  • @jeaniemcdonald1301
    @jeaniemcdonald1301 Před 2 lety +50

    ... "They're looking for me" ... rolling here, lol.

  • @charlesthomas7060
    @charlesthomas7060 Před 2 lety +91

    (Spider descending upon him in the car) His screaming was so realistic that I could not stop laughing. I rewound it like 8 times, while tears streamed down my face.

  • @shazp7915
    @shazp7915 Před 2 lety +64

    Why did I laugh so hard at the "Children of the corn" analogy? Children can be really frightening at times!

  • @luChewy8458
    @luChewy8458 Před 2 lety +133

    I could've listened to Buddy for 2 hours. That Spider in the car got me. His whole show is very relatable. 👍

    • @clinthowe7629
      @clinthowe7629 Před 2 lety +5

      yeah that was hilarious, a very funny comedian.

    • @dinaeyes104
      @dinaeyes104 Před 2 lety

      Very! I’m in awe. He’s really great

    • @steveradell859
      @steveradell859 Před 2 lety +2

      I was thinking the same thing so went looking through the comments...

  • @DMintoART
    @DMintoART Před 2 lety +47

    It’s 2 in the morning and I’m laughing so hard! The neighbor upstairs probably thinks I’ve lost my mind
    😂🤣

    • @haskellbob
      @haskellbob Před 2 lety +4

      Do you imagine how they live their life? Is there any hopping going on?

  • @josiecrotwell8627
    @josiecrotwell8627 Před 2 lety +93

    Omg who is this guy I’m dying… amazing material

  • @scotttucker5306
    @scotttucker5306 Před 2 lety +37

    That was funny 😂
    That last bit about the little girl on the phone put me on the floor! 🤣

  • @ejsvegas5724
    @ejsvegas5724 Před 2 lety +17

    "What are they doing?"
    "Looking for meee"
    LMAO

  • @kimerlyhogan6567
    @kimerlyhogan6567 Před 2 lety +44

    Texting his angry expression to his daughters! That was funny!

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Před 2 lety +2

      I read a Japanese manga titled Kobo Chan (volume 6 if I'm not mistaken) about a grandpa doing that when he's too angry to his grandson (named Kobo). The manga was written in early 80s, so the grandpa put his angry face photo in an antique plate display that Kobo broke (which is why he's angry in the first place). I laughed so hard reading that, golden gentle comedy. 😄❤

  • @MissAshuhlee
    @MissAshuhlee Před 2 lety +65

    "hey hey hey hey hey hey.."
    My conflict anxiety FEELS this. 😂😂

    • @gertmzazi7701
      @gertmzazi7701 Před 2 lety

      My bmx kicks me off my Yogamat 'cause my multiplefractured leg 😭🤗

  • @JennHawk
    @JennHawk Před 2 lety +45

    I've watched SO MANY (if not all) of the full episodes on Dry Bar and this guy HAS TO BE in the Top 5!

  • @theabstractsunflower7
    @theabstractsunflower7 Před 2 lety +14

    The wisphering phone bit. I was losing it😂😂😂😂

  • @merlin-ju6fu
    @merlin-ju6fu Před 3 měsíci +2

    My favorite line is "I take a selfie with an angry face and text it to them".

  • @googleuser2426
    @googleuser2426 Před 2 lety +15

    I love this bit about your old mother. I work in a nursing home and we like to call it selective hearing. You have a true talent!!! Keep up the laughs!

  • @passionfly1
    @passionfly1 Před 2 lety +15

    He is so naturally funny! How have I never heard of him ever until now? WOW, Amazing comic!

  • @rebeccathumper9128
    @rebeccathumper9128 Před 2 lety +59

    I love this Guy he's so funny and he does the best Sounds Buddy is An Amazing Comedian.😂😂😂😂👍👍💙

    • @haskellbob
      @haskellbob Před 2 lety

      Right. His voices and sounds are great!

  • @PammieGonzalez
    @PammieGonzalez Před 2 lety +16

    "They're looking for me." So funny. I like the horns too.

  • @shibui99
    @shibui99 Před 2 lety +22

    Well Buddy, you managed to put a smile on my face & laughter into my heart! Thank you !!!!

  • @dixieboy5689
    @dixieboy5689 Před 2 lety +29

    He is a BOSS. Loved it all. Hes super sharp and clever beyond all others. GREAT SET !!!
    Wonderful. Thx Dry Bar. Good stuff.

    • @KorbinX
      @KorbinX Před 2 lety +1

      He's got some great comedy ^-^

  • @haskellbob
    @haskellbob Před 2 lety +6

    I'll be the one who runs upstairs, slams the door and says "I hate you! I hate you!" FUNNY!

  • @Sakana_Ren
    @Sakana_Ren Před 2 lety +26

    The last story took the cake and ate it. rofl

  • @RaceySpacey
    @RaceySpacey Před 2 lety +130

    I'm picky with comedians but he's actually really funny.

    • @KorbinX
      @KorbinX Před 2 lety +6

      I've found quite a few comedians thru this channel. Love what they do. Cheers

    • @StephanieJoRountree
      @StephanieJoRountree Před 2 lety +4

      He sure is funny!

    • @haskellbob
      @haskellbob Před 2 lety +3

      The same goes for me!

    • @RaceySpacey
      @RaceySpacey Před 2 lety

      @@DowntownJulieB hahahaha

  • @jaimejones3442
    @jaimejones3442 Před 2 lety +8

    "I remember the first day I slept without getting up..."
    😆😆😆
    Its so true!!! My oldest son is 22 and I still remember the first time he slept 5 hours in a row like it was yesterday!
    ...happiest moment of my life post-birth! 😁😁😁

  • @petermardon2698
    @petermardon2698 Před 2 lety +20

    Found this to be GREAT standup. I'm going to see if I can find more...

  • @RydarkVoyager
    @RydarkVoyager Před 2 lety +13

    That story about the spider in the car gave me a PTSD flashback. Once, many years ago, I'm staying at a hotel in Davenport Iowa in the late summer. I open the blinds (I'm on the top floor), look out the window, and then see a nest of about several dozen of the biggest spiders I've ever seen just chillin' outside the window. Didn't know what species they were, but seeing that many in a convention together was enough for me to change rooms, after I closed the blinds...

  • @dianedonohue9855
    @dianedonohue9855 Před 2 lety +14

    This guy was so good I actually listened to it twice!
    😆

  • @spacep0d
    @spacep0d Před 2 lety +9

    He killed it. Crying laughing over here!

  • @kneedeepinbluegrass3086
    @kneedeepinbluegrass3086 Před 2 lety +25

    Those smart cars always remind me of the toy cars my boys had when they were little...the ones that you pull them back and let go and they roll forward.

    • @msarchieve1749
      @msarchieve1749 Před 2 lety +3

      The smart cars does look like those play toy cars.

    • @domagojbatinic1526
      @domagojbatinic1526 Před 2 lety +1

      @@msarchieve1749 Police in my city have one Smart car as official car

    • @msarchieve1749
      @msarchieve1749 Před 2 lety

      @@domagojbatinic1526 I wonder how fast they go.

    • @Djkommode
      @Djkommode Před 2 lety

      Wait till you see the lifted smart cars

    • @kneedeepinbluegrass3086
      @kneedeepinbluegrass3086 Před 2 lety

      @@msarchieve1749 depends on how far they pull them back! 🤣

  • @intuitive_acumen
    @intuitive_acumen Před 2 lety +13

    I got cramps in my face from smiling so much

  • @randyellison602
    @randyellison602 Před rokem +4

    I can watch this over and over and it never gets old.

  • @christicrenshaw2772
    @christicrenshaw2772 Před 2 lety +13

    When he talks about tje parent portal. I laughed. I never went on it. The whole time my kids were in school.

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 Před 2 lety +1

      Please send our condolences to your amazing children for their lack of parenting involvement that you failed to provide. 😪😥😪

    • @vermontvampyre
      @vermontvampyre Před 2 lety +4

      @@majoroldladyakamom6948 Not going on a so called "Parent Portal" doesn't make you a bad parent. Unless you're trying to say before the invention of the internet and its widespread availability in homes...all parents with children failed miserably at being involved? My parents failed miserably? Even with all the silly papers that are sent home to remind you of everything from your children's teachers to what to bring on the field trip? Guess my mother failed at being involved since there was no "Parent Portal" even as she was signing up to be one of the chaperones on the field trip. Guess my dad failed as an involved parent even as he showed up to school meetings for my brother (who was a hellion.) Yeah Parent Portal is the ONLY thing that makes you an "involved" parent. Pfft.

    • @constanceskalecki4928
      @constanceskalecki4928 Před 2 lety +1

      @@vermontvampyre , she usually has something snarky or condescending to say, then once in a while she tells people she is their sister in Christ. She is a real head case.

  • @KmmBev
    @KmmBev Před rokem +1

    At the 6:15 mark- that's our upstairs neighbors as well!! Thank you for that joke!!

  • @miriambucholtz9315
    @miriambucholtz9315 Před 2 lety +16

    That was great! I really needed a laugh like this. I thought that Google couldn't understand me because I wear dentures. Nice to know that it's a universal problem.

  • @deejohnson827
    @deejohnson827 Před 2 lety +11

    He is hilarious!

  • @nanvaughn2258
    @nanvaughn2258 Před 2 lety +9

    He is funny and genuine/ Loved it!

  • @frankie7939
    @frankie7939 Před 2 lety +2

    Iiiiiii LIKE this guy!! Im writing this while watching and wishing my husband next to me was fully awake for it because The hands free texting bit had me ROLLING!!
    And "then sending a SELFIE of the LOOK so they'd actually see it!" he literally turned over and tried to tune in but I didn't even try to explain it. PURE GOLD!
    GREAT JOB MR. FITZPATRICK

  • @TheDhammond
    @TheDhammond Před 2 lety +12

    I really needed this laugh tonight! Thank you!

  • @TahitianBlissMeeBee
    @TahitianBlissMeeBee Před 2 lety +5

    i can relate with the neighbor upstairs...

  • @india4630
    @india4630 Před 2 lety +21

    My cousin died at 52 from a fall. She had surgery for her knee cap and caught an infection at the hospital that killed her. Hospitals have many lethal infections.

    • @ClotEastwood
      @ClotEastwood Před 3 měsíci

      Happened to my friends mother.

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh Před 3 měsíci

      My Boss' father went in for back surgery. They said he would feel better after.
      It went wrong and he was stuck in a bed. While there he either an infection or blood clot and had to remove his leg above the knee.
      Then he got a Covvee jab, need like heart surgery and died.
      As the Hospitals conveniently say, "Old people die!?!"
      My grandma had supervised care by her daughter...my Mom, for almost 10 years. My Mom realized and always had to let the staff know what to give her and what not.
      A new head Nurse/Doc at the home came in, argued with my Mom he knew best and my gma was shortly hospitalized afterwards. Something like a stroke. She died on Xmas, cause of death was dehydration.
      "Old people die!?!"

  • @dianacassinelli4932
    @dianacassinelli4932 Před 2 lety +9

    His mother is 93...I just want to say something...thanks Buddy

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 2 lety +1

    GPS with grandma jokes are fantastic!

  • @Sun_Henry_Connie
    @Sun_Henry_Connie Před 2 lety +2

    Gut laughter when I thought I was too tired to laugh.

  • @wakingupwithadriana745
    @wakingupwithadriana745 Před 2 lety +1

    He's hilarious!! That spider bit in the car blowing it away had me in tears.😂😂😂

  • @lngreeneyes84
    @lngreeneyes84 Před 2 lety +27

    You sir are an amazing comedian
    You are sooooooo funny
    You didn’t say anything bad about Jesus
    You didn’t swear
    Everything you said was so hilarious
    I could listen to you every day
    If I could pick a great
    Clean jokes ( that’s the only kind I listen to ) comedian
    You would rank in the top 3
    You are amazing
    Keep doing what you’re doing
    I enjoyed your act so much

    • @andrewstump2558
      @andrewstump2558 Před 4 měsíci

      You should hear his bit about his daughter and swear words. It is a long joke and his mannerisms and expressions as he leads you to a glorious surprise punchline is seeing a gifted comic at work.

  • @frenchmansfury8022
    @frenchmansfury8022 Před 2 lety +10

    This guy's good😂

  • @ginnybridges7505
    @ginnybridges7505 Před 2 lety +2

    This guy is absolutely the best.

    • @ginnybridges7505
      @ginnybridges7505 Před 2 lety

      I've told that last one for years. It's still magnificent!

  • @knightewan
    @knightewan Před 2 lety +3

    Really good clean comedy and talented comedian. Thanks

  • @D.Antony
    @D.Antony Před 2 lety +4

    He is absolutely hilarious. Such wit. Amazing!

  • @erummahmud8523
    @erummahmud8523 Před 2 lety +8

    OMG 😆 this set was hilarious 😂

  • @brrjohnson8131
    @brrjohnson8131 Před 2 lety +1

    I remember telling that joke about the whisper on the phone, when I was young. It works beautifully here as an answer to telemarketers.
    Ee told jokes to each other, A LOT before the internet.

  • @MrGettinlate
    @MrGettinlate Před rokem +1

    Tears in my eyes! Great comedy!

  • @daltonblyth3890
    @daltonblyth3890 Před 2 lety +1

    By far one of the best channels on CZcams

  • @hepgeoff
    @hepgeoff Před 2 lety +2

    One of the funniest comedians on Dry Bar.

  • @mythosallen32
    @mythosallen32 Před 2 lety +3

    The only way this could have been better is if it was longer. Just great!

  • @noraigra4887
    @noraigra4887 Před 2 lety +3

    I was laughing 😄🤣 so much i had tears 😂😂 he is fantastic !!!

  • @estherhemming2314
    @estherhemming2314 Před rokem +1

    I can’t even tell which part I liked best. He was funny all the way through this act

  • @corryjookit7818
    @corryjookit7818 Před 2 lety +16

    This Guy's great, so funny. Hopefully Edinburgh's Comedy Festival is back full swing next year. He deserves a place and a Best Joke Entry.

  • @trixie898989
    @trixie898989 Před 2 lety +3

    Buddy, you're hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day. 😂😂😂

  • @NewEnglandPatriotsfan
    @NewEnglandPatriotsfan Před 2 lety +1

    I'M HANGING UP!!!! Omg absolutely hilarious

  • @BluishGnome
    @BluishGnome Před 2 lety +1

    Some sets are way too short. I could listen to this guy tell stories all day. I’m in tears right now. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Grads315
    @Grads315 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This guy was absolutely hilarious. I’ll be looking for more of his stand-up comedy.

  • @shelbywilkerson235
    @shelbywilkerson235 Před 2 lety +4

    Thank you so so much.. I needed this laugh and realism is spot on!

  • @patriciacleary9146
    @patriciacleary9146 Před 2 lety +4

    So hysterical! 😆😂🤣

  • @sheilarayyardley8924
    @sheilarayyardley8924 Před 2 lety +7

    Couldn’t stop laughing so funny

  • @HF-eu2ei
    @HF-eu2ei Před 2 lety +5

    Hilarious from beginning to end.👍😆😂

  • @newdamn89
    @newdamn89 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm sending this to my kids teacher 😂

  • @joannpotthoff4572
    @joannpotthoff4572 Před 2 lety +3

    You are funny. I laughed so hard my eyes were raining.

  • @cindyjohnson3581
    @cindyjohnson3581 Před 2 lety +3

    I selfie myself angry and then text it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @glowingforthe1654
    @glowingforthe1654 Před 2 lety +5

    The ending really cracked me up !! I needed that today. Had a horrible horrible one

    • @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
      @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 Před 2 lety

      I hope you're doing better!
      ☮️💜

    • @glowingforthe1654
      @glowingforthe1654 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 Tysm!! Im hoping my week gets better, lifes just been a lil rough

    • @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206
      @sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 Před 2 lety +1

      @@glowingforthe1654
      I hear ya!
      Lots of people struggling.
      Thank goodness we got these guys on CZcams to cheer us up!
      Just keep on doing the right thing & it'll eventually get better, it has to!
      My dog always makes me feel a little better! I don't know what I'd do without her!
      ☮️💜🌞

    • @glowingforthe1654
      @glowingforthe1654 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 my dog too!! They really are to kind for us!

  • @chawa8324
    @chawa8324 Před 2 lety +4

    Omg this dude is hilariously awesome 👌

  • @janetm8902
    @janetm8902 Před 2 lety +3

    Hilarious content and brilliant delivery!

  • @ROMVS
    @ROMVS Před 2 lety +4

    At least you can use gum as emergency breaks😂 this guy is so funny

  • @hopedavis760
    @hopedavis760 Před 2 lety +3

    Hilarious !!! Thank you so much..

  • @thomasrobertson8109
    @thomasrobertson8109 Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you ....I like your funny Show.thank you for your Channel update 🙏God bless you

  • @arlenethompson4795
    @arlenethompson4795 Před 2 lety +1

    That described my Neighbors to a tee! What the Hell are you doing up there?

  • @rossshin184
    @rossshin184 Před 2 měsíci

    When he yelled 4 the spider he looked exactly like the spider scene in "Home Alone", when Macaulay puts the tarantula on the burglar's face!

  • @rickyspanish492
    @rickyspanish492 Před 5 měsíci

    The spider and telemarketer bit were my favorites! Thanks Dry Bar and Buddy Fitzpatrick for the laughs!

  • @lukesalisbury6031
    @lukesalisbury6031 Před 2 lety +1

    The fact this guys is screaming about the Unit Circle is completely correct and what students do at school.

  • @Godisgoodallthetime2010
    @Godisgoodallthetime2010 Před 2 lety +3

    I laughed so hard at this video 😂

  • @cliffarnold7463
    @cliffarnold7463 Před 23 dny

    What an incredible set/special. Loved every minute of it

  • @angelapalermo9157
    @angelapalermo9157 Před 2 měsíci

    Thank you. You made mundane tasks more enjoyable.

  • @charlottestockham9529
    @charlottestockham9529 Před 2 lety +2

    One of the best!

  • @cjs3283
    @cjs3283 Před rokem

    Love this. Buddy, your special is one I love to rewatch a LOT. What made me post this now? I saw a Smart car today and thought of you! Thanks for the laughter...getting ready to watch this again now. 😆

  • @pryncessAngelica1
    @pryncessAngelica1 Před rokem

    The spider in the car part has me laughing so hard!!! 🤣

  • @andrewstump2558
    @andrewstump2558 Před 4 měsíci

    Buddy Fitzpatrick. An awesome human being, friend and one incredibly funny person. You killed the crowd that night my friend! Go out and catch his show. He is worth it!

  • @pennyb2245
    @pennyb2245 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Funny! ‘Live photos’ 😂😂❤

  • @PrimoVerde87
    @PrimoVerde87 Před 2 lety +1

    O man... I was laughing so hard... 😂 You make my day. Thank You for that

  • @dinaeyes104
    @dinaeyes104 Před 2 lety +2

    I need a new set of lungs 😂😂😂😂

    • @dinaeyes104
      @dinaeyes104 Před 2 lety +1

      When you where acting out your upstairs neighbor, jumping. I bursted out laughing. The spider in the car, and everything with your girls (I have two girls as well) you tell stories with so amazing mimics and voices. I’m so impressed! You should be in every movie, in every interview or sketch. Like Kevin hart. You know >>everywhere

  • @michaelhill5304
    @michaelhill5304 Před rokem

    Fantastic! Instant fan! Amazing 20 minutes!

  • @mistylynnrose
    @mistylynnrose Před 2 lety +3

    Find that song.. (coffee comes out of mouth while laughing). Good grief Gracie.

  • @Lavenderrose73
    @Lavenderrose73 Před 2 lety +1

    Oh man I gotta share this and tell all the parents on my Facebook friends list to fast-forward straight to the telemarketer tactic! 🤣

  • @southgeorgiacousin
    @southgeorgiacousin Před 2 lety +1

    Thanks for the laugh, Buddy! I needed that! 😁

  • @discobikerAndRosie
    @discobikerAndRosie Před 23 dny

    A vehicle with multiple horn sounds...that's called an AMBULANCE. Lol! I know cuz I used to drive one as an EMT. 😊😂
    Love his teen impression of his daughter! 😂

  • @Umma81
    @Umma81 Před 2 lety +1

    Awesome performance!!!

  • @ohillbilly
    @ohillbilly Před 2 lety +16

    Funny! Made several good points. However, the last story was an old one. I still give ya a thumbs up!

    • @crystall4835
      @crystall4835 Před 2 lety +2

      I’ve heard the last story a few times and I think I laugh harder every time. His delivery is so well done!

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Před 2 lety +3

      The "no school in the future" statement was made by Stephen Hawking in 1995 (if I'm not mistaken). I read a kinda similar angry photo story in a Japanese manga titled Kobo Chan written in the 80s (but of course the photo was put in an antique plate display, not through a smartphone). Comedies are repeated in varied stories most of the time, but the comedians can own it with their unique techniques. 😄

    • @ohillbilly
      @ohillbilly Před 2 lety +2

      @@LadyVoldemort Storytelling is almost a lost art. Now everything is in the form of memes. I'm old and still tell stories. The kids at my old job used to say, "Does everything remind you of a story?" hahaha

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Před 2 lety +4

      @@ohillbilly
      Same here (if you count 40 as old like me). I still tell stories to my niece and nephews...I'm glad that they also enjoy my stories, sometimes for hours. Bright kids...I love them so much.

    • @ohillbilly
      @ohillbilly Před 2 lety +4

      @@LadyVoldemort Your almost a kid yourself. :-) But keep tellin stories. They'll remember it. Or they'll remember how Auntie Voldemort sure was windy. ;-) ha

  • @kristinesquires6612
    @kristinesquires6612 Před 2 lety +1

    Very funny. I needed this!

  • @notthesamecc1927
    @notthesamecc1927 Před 2 lety +1

    the spider bit was great

  • @barb7014
    @barb7014 Před 2 lety

    Absolutely HILARIOUS. 😂

  • @NicoleHoltActress
    @NicoleHoltActress Před 2 lety +1

    "are you hungry?" got me...lol