50 ways Minecraft is different to real life

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  • čas přidán 10. 11. 2022
  • In this Mumbo Jumbo Minecraft video, we take a look at 50 ways Minecraft is different to real life. Minecraft VS real life is a fun discussion, as Minecraft shares many similarities but also enormous differences to IRL. Minecraft Steve would have bigger arms than Arnold, Minecraft Mountains aren't Mountains, and Minecraft diamonds are too big. Realistic Minecraft isn't that realistic, Minecraft IRL isn't realistic, Minecraft isn't real!
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  • @Spekeasies
    @Spekeasies Před rokem +13344

    “Skeletons don’t exist” this confirms Mumbo is boneless

    • @YounesLayachi
      @YounesLayachi Před rokem +434

      Just like all good things in life. Like Potatoes

    • @morningbowl3156
      @morningbowl3156 Před rokem +248

      This confirms we are all boneless

    • @rowanrooks
      @rowanrooks Před rokem +165

      I was going to make a joke about this, but I knew someone else had probably already done it.
      Skeletons confirmed as Not Real. 💀 It's all in your head.

    • @edan_is_cool
      @edan_is_cool Před rokem +167

      Which Is exactly how he presses shift with his thumb 😭

    • @NoobBuster9
      @NoobBuster9 Před rokem +28

      I'd like a Mumbo Bucket tbh

  • @joll05
    @joll05 Před rokem +9554

    I'd like to imagine that Mumbo tried all these things to make sure they didn't work in real life.

    • @simpli_A
      @simpli_A Před rokem +633

      Mumbo: jumps off a 70 meter “not a mountain” into 1 meter of water and dies
      Mumbo: apparently that doesn’t work… *looks at notepad*… check

    • @spicedramen7283
      @spicedramen7283 Před rokem

      I would like to hope that he didn't set off an explosive that leveled a building and killed 50 people

    • @Maxikxng
      @Maxikxng Před rokem +157

      @@simpli_A then why did he say respawning dosnt work

    • @roboticlollipop4167
      @roboticlollipop4167 Před rokem

      Let’s just light this tnt and…

    • @saucevc8353
      @saucevc8353 Před rokem +335

      @@Maxikxng Probably just pushed someone else off a bridge and was shocked when they didn't immediately reappear in their bed

  • @Deltacarygirl
    @Deltacarygirl Před rokem +836

    Can’t believe Mumbo managed to find something to top “rocks don’t float” and “if you die you probably won’t respawn” for number 50 but wow he sure did

    • @SanderDoesThings
      @SanderDoesThings Před 4 měsíci +11

      Well I've heard of AT LEAST 1 guy who probably maybe respawned, have you ever seen a floating rock?

    • @jamesharris5156
      @jamesharris5156 Před měsícem

      Rocks do float. That’s what earths crust is. Rock floating on metal.

    • @Deltacarygirl
      @Deltacarygirl Před měsícem

      @@jamesharris5156 but not floating in midair though!

  • @wadedevinney9681
    @wadedevinney9681 Před rokem +753

    I’m glad he made this video. I haven’t been outside in three weeks and I needed a refresher as to what real life is.

  • @jakemiddleton658
    @jakemiddleton658 Před rokem +7941

    I love how Mumbo made an entire video just to get off a mustache joke.

    • @deserted_eagle2551
      @deserted_eagle2551 Před rokem +106

      Me just sitting here trying so hard to forget that.

    • @binnsieb2003
      @binnsieb2003 Před rokem +1

      This mf

    • @guyvolpo6239
      @guyvolpo6239 Před rokem +40

      spoiler alert 🙄

    • @Rended_
      @Rended_ Před rokem +179

      @@guyvolpo6239 "you arent allowed to comment on a video until i finish it !!!!!"

    • @_Stuki_
      @_Stuki_ Před rokem +10

      I feel like athe majority of his subs new that lol. If you ever saw him wearing his merch his face looks constipated (not to be rude). Its kinda funnu

  • @wosso3342
    @wosso3342 Před rokem +3417

    "Imprisoning the people of your village and forcing them to work is generally frowned upon." is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard Mumbo say

    • @Donut88648
      @Donut88648 Před rokem +58

      Wait it is? Oh i... thought that was a joke... i will be back in a second....

    • @davismcarthur1724
      @davismcarthur1724 Před rokem +88

      "minecraft spiders are real but they're 1.4 meters by 1.4 meters, thankfully they don't get that big or at least i hope they don't"
      australia: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @davismcarthur1724
      @davismcarthur1724 Před rokem +27

      @@Donut88648 don't let other people's opinions keep you from your dreams!

    • @Donut88648
      @Donut88648 Před rokem +20

      @@davismcarthur1724 i shall go imprison more villagers

    • @davismcarthur1724
      @davismcarthur1724 Před rokem +15

      @@Donut88648 THAT'S THE SPIRIT! :)

  • @FangyDoesArt
    @FangyDoesArt Před rokem +172

    We need a sequel where it shows how Minecraft actually IS similar to real life :D Like the bucket fishing thing, or maybe Mycelium or grass spreading?

    • @ossian539
      @ossian539 Před 8 měsíci +8

      That spiders that are 1,8m exsist in Austrailia

    • @AndiFels
      @AndiFels Před 6 měsíci

      Milk can actually cure salmonella from eating raw chicken.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Před měsícem +2

      @@ossian539 I refuse to believe that

  • @metadragon7500
    @metadragon7500 Před rokem +288

    I love how Mumbo never fully confirms that the most obvious differences between Minecraft and real life are true. So *maybe* throwing a block of stone onto a cactus will make the stone disappear without a trace.

    • @bboxx4352
      @bboxx4352 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Go out to a desert and try it

    • @Nibroc_64
      @Nibroc_64 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@bboxx4352 Acquiring a 1x1x1 meter cube of stone might be difficult...

    • @gabrielsfilms2086
      @gabrielsfilms2086 Před 5 měsíci +1

      yah, I mean I PROBABLY wont respawn but I wont know till I die and either respawn or wake up in the after life! if there is no after life then I also dont know

    • @Shotgunspixie
      @Shotgunspixie Před 5 měsíci

      It "generally" doesn't happen

  • @LeoSquared
    @LeoSquared Před rokem +2853

    As a person who said ‘this is a stupid video’ before Mumbo Jumbo, I can confirm it was a life-changing experience.

    • @Hectorien_
      @Hectorien_ Před rokem +7

      Hello fellow gd player

    • @AlizarPlays
      @AlizarPlays Před rokem +4

      same lol i said it when i read the title

    • @Flaming_Meteor
      @Flaming_Meteor Před rokem

      l said it when l heard the notification

    • @RossLemon
      @RossLemon Před rokem +2

      No he said it before you.

    • @LINX009XBL
      @LINX009XBL Před rokem +5

      @@RossLemon yeah he said it when he recorded the video

  • @TakoArishi
    @TakoArishi Před rokem +3169

    This man went on a buddhist experience to touch real grass for a while, returns, and starts posting videos about how the real world is different from the game he makes content about. Incredible. Truly an inspiration to us all!

    • @taidko376
      @taidko376 Před rokem +6

      LMAFAO

    • @mattsgamesstreams6189
      @mattsgamesstreams6189 Před rokem +28

      What happens when a gamer actually goes out and touches grass, seeing how the world really is 😂

    • @GFXGoku
      @GFXGoku Před rokem +3

      @@mattsgamesstreams6189 i wonder who will be the one

    • @davismcarthur1724
      @davismcarthur1724 Před rokem +6

      don't click the mumbo telegram it's got to be a scam

    • @rufavulpes
      @rufavulpes Před rokem +4

      @@davismcarthur1724 dw it is because i've seen this exact same thing on multiple other big channels such as Trixyblox for example, the same thing, same message, the whole TELEGRAM ME thingy. its just bs lmao.

  • @Deltacarygirl
    @Deltacarygirl Před rokem +82

    “Skeletons don’t exist.”
    -Mumbo Jumbo, 2022

  • @farfennug
    @farfennug Před rokem +73

    “Imprisoning the people of your village and forcing them to work for you is generally frowned upon” - Mumbo Me: Wait I’m NOT supposed to do that?!

  • @madixj
    @madixj Před rokem +1883

    Actually, the size of minecraft's mountains makes a lot of sense if the gravity is really strong because the higher the gravity of the planet, the shorter mountains can be, and if the atmosphere is thin it would make sense for the mountains to be snow capped even if they're short. So in a way it's actually pretty realistic for a planet with really high gravity like minecraft to be the way minecraft is!

    • @ritasonka330
      @ritasonka330 Před rokem +127

      The problem with this is that minecraft's gravity is clearly whacky, as players, blocks, items, and tnt all experience different accelerations when falling, despite clearly having negligible mass differences relative to the minecraft planet. The player actually does experience somewhat higher gravity, but the rest of those actually experience LESS gravity than earth.

    • @eduardoxenofonte4004
      @eduardoxenofonte4004 Před rokem +59

      @@ritasonka330 actually, although the player does experience higher gravity just after falling, your velocity stabilizes much quicker than in real life, where you can reach much higher speeds
      edit: 4 days after commenting this, i am very pleasantly surprised that no one has yet replied with the 🤓 emoji

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Před rokem +5

      @@eduardoxenofonte4004 noice.

    • @meirlanda6546
      @meirlanda6546 Před rokem +2

      Except he said minecraft has lower gravity because ther able to jump higher with ease so if anything the mountains should be bigger

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Před rokem +12

      @@meirlanda6546 no, the players just that strong that they can jump even in the higher gravity.

  • @nadie887
    @nadie887 Před rokem +512

    Mumbo: If one of these surprised you, I'm concerned for you.
    Also Mumbo: Skeletons don't exist in real life

    • @sarahlandis289
      @sarahlandis289 Před rokem +40

      Guess I can stop going to the chiropractor, as I clearly don't have a spine, or any other bones

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Před rokem +13

      When your British you drink alot of tea. So maybe that's why he has no bones?

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 Před rokem +9

      Well then I guess something else is sticking out when people get injured cause they're apparently not bones 😂

    • @blunderingfool
      @blunderingfool Před rokem +4

      @@sarahlandis289 Those kooks are more likely to cause you harm than help.

    • @dbrikashabukshan8673
      @dbrikashabukshan8673 Před rokem +9

      Mumbo : You cant push furnaces in minecraft, you can in real life
      Bedrock Edition :

  • @LeoTheDarkAngel
    @LeoTheDarkAngel Před rokem +29

    Mumbo mentioning installing a kitchen with a furnace that cannot be moved now has me thinking about Thor running a kitchen-appliances service where he will move your furnace 🤦🏻‍♂

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 Před rokem +1

      or what if he just drops his hammer on things to make sure it doesnt get stolen

  • @fandomaddict505
    @fandomaddict505 Před rokem +20

    Id like to note that silverfish are another hostile mob that exists in real life, they’re just smaller and much more docile

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Also they're not able to kill you and don't tear down your house if you hit one

  • @BrockGoesGaming
    @BrockGoesGaming Před rokem +1757

    This is so much more entertaining if you imagine that these are all things Mumbo discovered during his bike trip. I strongly believe now that Mumbo had been making a list during his time playing Minecraft, and then finally one day just told Vicky that they were going to start crossing things off.

    • @SuperLifestream
      @SuperLifestream Před rokem +16

      I have no idea what the last thing he said was because he always cuts his videos off too abruptly. The caption just say "I can't actually grab".

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost Před rokem +41

      @@SuperLifestream that cut off may have been on purpose.
      He said "...in real life I can't actually grow a mustache.". Just in case you actually didn't understand and wanted to know.

    • @nighpaw4651
      @nighpaw4651 Před rokem +16

      @@sebastianjost I heard a mix of "I can't actually grandmas" and "I can't actually grammars"

    • @ambriasaunders1869
      @ambriasaunders1869 Před rokem +8

      I have an auditory processing disorder, so I'm surprised I understand the last sentence!

    • @Qvartz_Lite
      @Qvartz_Lite Před rokem

      Imagine?
      This is what happened 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GeorgeJonnie
    @GeorgeJonnie Před rokem +2039

    You can feel Mumbo’s energy back in the videos, and it feels great, so glad he’s rested

  • @TH_Zireael2077
    @TH_Zireael2077 Před rokem +38

    Kind of surprised you completely overlooked the fact that a bucket essentially has an infinite amount of water/lava if you use it from a high place.

    • @ThisFreakingDuck
      @ThisFreakingDuck Před 8 měsíci +5

      Or, while he was talking about oak trees, the fact that (shocker) they drop acorns and not apples.

  • @spg1014
    @spg1014 Před rokem +4

    6:27 Another interesting tidbit about TNT: if 1 block of TNT is 1.6 tonnes, then an entire double chest filled with 54 shulker boxes each filled with 27 stacks of TNT blocks would have a yield of 152,372.2 tonnes.
    For comparison, the bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima was 13,607 tonnes.

  • @EpicNerdsWithCameras
    @EpicNerdsWithCameras Před rokem +1756

    It's always a joy to see the reactions of people who have only seen Mumbo's Minecraft content when they learn that he, in fact, does not have a moustache in real life.

    • @kamille286
      @kamille286 Před rokem +53

      True XD It was also fun to see Grian and Mumbo standing next to each other in real life

    • @minecraftingmom
      @minecraftingmom Před rokem +107

      His character: Accountant from the 1940s who rarely sees sunshine.
      Him IRL: Athletic outdoorsman

    • @fanficfan8599
      @fanficfan8599 Před rokem +10

      yeah it freaked me out seeing that video of himself a few weeks back...

    • @zendakon8299
      @zendakon8299 Před rokem +13

      OH HE SAID "I can't actually grow this."

    • @potatman1775
      @potatman1775 Před rokem +6

      @@minecraftingmom usually the complete opposite of what most people want

  • @caitthew8223
    @caitthew8223 Před rokem +218

    that was a solid video for what was essentially a build up to the killer joke of "i can't actually grow a moustache"

    • @klutzysole9569
      @klutzysole9569 Před rokem +12

      I feel like the fact that he can't actually grow a mustache was the sole purpose of him actually making the video too

  • @aidancampbell1495
    @aidancampbell1495 Před rokem +11

    8:57 “Oooo self burn! Those are rare!”

  • @MDHaughton
    @MDHaughton Před rokem +8

    @8:40
    This is however disgustingly close to the way chickens are farmed on an industrial scale.

  • @spicytacomc1647
    @spicytacomc1647 Před rokem +230

    The final line hit me HARD. This is unironically a cinematic masterpiece.

    • @Das_Carstel
      @Das_Carstel Před rokem +21

      My english is not so good, what did he say in the end?

    • @Chokun-Gaming
      @Chokun-Gaming Před rokem +14

      @spud *grow a mus-

    • @citra1885
      @citra1885 Před rokem +5

      @spud we have to accept the fact real life Mumbo don't have moustache:(

    • @ryles5069
      @ryles5069 Před rokem

      for me the video ends before he finishes the sentence

  • @DrDaniTV
    @DrDaniTV Před rokem +155

    I would LOVE to watch Mumbo talk about 50 oddly accurate things about Minecraft.

  • @aneff8135
    @aneff8135 Před rokem +3

    this is such a perfectly organized video it’s so satisfying. like the basic premise of the game is impossible and yet he managed to find 50 distinct and interesting differences to point out

  • @Holphana
    @Holphana Před rokem +8

    So happy to see you back at it and making videos you enjoy rather than videos that pay the bills.
    I promise these videos will do just as well so keep being happy. ❤

  • @robertk2194
    @robertk2194 Před rokem +331

    This is classic Mumbo Jumbo

    • @wombat2295
      @wombat2295 Před rokem +2

      Yes and I miss it

    • @crimsonfilms5962
      @crimsonfilms5962 Před rokem

      Bro wrote this before he even read the title😂

    • @gungungun9yago
      @gungungun9yago Před rokem

      @@wombat2295 agreed

    • @Jazzin96
      @Jazzin96 Před rokem +1

      Yes. Mumbo burning himself is classic.

    • @alasdair2055
      @alasdair2055 Před rokem +1

      And we All know that a video that starts with the phrase “This is a stupid Video” is very classic mumbo

  • @ditrixgenesis781
    @ditrixgenesis781 Před rokem +374

    Bonus fact for the lava bucket thing. Mostly for when you were sitting in it afterwards.
    Lava is very dense. Molten rock is less dense than it's solid counterpart, but rock is rock, and you would sit, burning, on the surface of the lava, perhaps molding a dent into the top at best.

    • @halyoalex8942
      @halyoalex8942 Před rokem +56

      mm... lava memory foam mattress.

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist Před rokem +40

      Forbidden bed

    • @nelly5954
      @nelly5954 Před rokem +13

      Funny how when Sandy Circus sinks into lava in LotR, the ring floats, when it would really be the other way around

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Před rokem +10

      Atleast I know that I wouldn't be consumed if I tripped onto lava, I would just get third degree burns on one side of my body and possibly burn to death.

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Před rokem +16

      @@jwalster9412 Your skin would melt and adhere to the surface of the lava as you struggle to stand up. Skin is pretty lipid heavy so basically think bacon in a frying pan except its you and probably not part of a nostalgic breakfast (though it may smell like one).

  • @Totally_Bonkers
    @Totally_Bonkers Před rokem +7

    Let's not forget the fact that if one minecraft block is one meter, one minecraft world has more surface area than Neptune. The planet.

  • @MCwithB
    @MCwithB Před rokem

    this video made me smile. i took a break from playing minecraft around when you started your break, and ive just started up again and saw you returned as well. feels a little serendipitous to me

  • @ooooggll
    @ooooggll Před rokem +200

    I'm glad Mumbo is working on random stuff he's inspired to do rather than feeling forced to make Hermitcraft.

    • @yuugur666
      @yuugur666 Před rokem +15

      Same. I'd love to see him back, since I believe he has never said that hes dropping it, and I expect hes doing it at least some behind the scenes during the crossover, but even if not, it's good that hes back at all because that means he didnt completely burn himself out of it.

    • @nper4lta
      @nper4lta Před rokem +10

      Same, I would rather him take a break from Hermitcraft rather than quit.

    • @markg.7174
      @markg.7174 Před rokem

      Washed

  • @timwoods2852
    @timwoods2852 Před rokem +429

    So glad Mumbo is able to do these fun blip videos again. He genuinely sounds like he's having fun again!

  • @jarvispoulton9652
    @jarvispoulton9652 Před 6 měsíci +3

    7:29 I would’ve started dying if he said “wow that cow is a true gem” afterwards

  • @user-ll4zq8ol5b
    @user-ll4zq8ol5b Před rokem +5

    Would love a sequel to this about 50 things which are similar

  • @topaz_topacio
    @topaz_topacio Před rokem +782

    Glad to see you getting back into Minecraft. Even more glad that you’ve taken time for yourself. Thanks for being awesome! :D

    • @vortmort9020
      @vortmort9020 Před rokem +3

      Same, Mumbo is one of the most funny Minecraft CZcamsrs!

    • @masterninja4242
      @masterninja4242 Před rokem

      I am sorry to see that as your replies, I hope they go away, and I also agree with you

    • @vortmort9020
      @vortmort9020 Před rokem +1

      @@masterninja4242 ik

  • @nathanf5
    @nathanf5 Před rokem +626

    As someone who ran a 38 minute 10k once, I appreciate being referred to as an "elite runner"

    • @seandoesstuff4172
      @seandoesstuff4172 Před rokem +38

      That's pretty nice. (To all you Americans, that's like 6.2 miles)

    • @mysticalmaid
      @mysticalmaid Před rokem +9

      Impressive time

    • @fishecod2552
      @fishecod2552 Před rokem +31

      @@seandoesstuff4172 races are one of the few things we actually do in metric... unless we are talking about the mile/2 mile race, which is really just the 1600 and 3200.

    • @legostarwarrex0853
      @legostarwarrex0853 Před rokem +4

      Over here there is a lot of people who run 10 miles at least were I am from

    • @lirich0
      @lirich0 Před rokem +18

      @@legostarwarrex0853 so? I could run 100 miles in under a year, you’re gonna want to be more specific

  • @Oriansenshi
    @Oriansenshi Před rokem +5

    I was not ready for that ending. It was intense and brutal. The truth and power in that statement shook me to my core!

  • @raimengaming6086
    @raimengaming6086 Před rokem +8

    I'd argue that this is actually not a stupid video, but a rather good one considering it kept my attention for the whole time! (this is an impressive feat) I've only recently found your content and its very much enjoyable!

    • @AmyTheSilly
      @AmyTheSilly Před rokem

      Since when were "stupid" and "good" mutually exclusive?

  • @faizwee4471
    @faizwee4471 Před rokem +142

    'imprisoning the people of your village and forcing them to work for you is generally frowned upon' favourite mumbo quote ever

  • @giieko6361
    @giieko6361 Před rokem +433

    4:38 Interesting fact, there actually were spider-like creatures around this size which existed millions of years ago: eurypterids, an extinct group of aquatic arthropods. Megarachne, a member of this group which resembles spiders pretty closely, could grow to half a meter. Jaekelopterus was one of the largest at 3 meters, but it looked more like an aquatic scorpion on crack.
    That said, we also have things like spider crabs which exist today at the bottom of the ocean; including their legs, they can span 4 meters across.

    • @thegooseking818
      @thegooseking818 Před rokem +81

      There’s also Australia

    • @TheRandomizerYT
      @TheRandomizerYT Před rokem +22

      Glad I did not exist back then with my buddy size spiders :')

    • @dogdog357
      @dogdog357 Před rokem +18

      So, because arthopods can grow based on how much oxygen is present, and all of the arthropods that we see are massive compared to real life, we gotta consider just how much oxygen is in the air

    • @Ejkenshsjejehsu.
      @Ejkenshsjejehsu. Před rokem +8

      There were also centipedes twice as long as alligators

    • @spencerjacobsen329
      @spencerjacobsen329 Před rokem +9

      Nopenopenopenopenopenope

  • @wish
    @wish Před rokem +5

    mormons won't like the "you probably won't respawn when you die" part

    • @Dkgow
      @Dkgow Před rokem +2

      Then they need to stop moving their beds around and leave them in one spot.

  • @redbear2113
    @redbear2113 Před rokem +6

    Having to make counter weights for pistons would be interesting, Having to put density mechanics in the game would make it a bit easier than a 12 blocks behind to push 12 blocks forward mechanic.

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 Před 11 měsíci

      You'd probably be able to cheese it by putting a single piece of obsidian behind a piston to counterbalance a 12 block push

    • @redbear2113
      @redbear2113 Před 11 měsíci

      @@williamdrum9899 If they added a density mechanic into the game different blocks would have different weights, so an obsidian block could still be ultra heavy and counterbalance for multiple of other blocks.

  • @RhelrahneTheIdiot
    @RhelrahneTheIdiot Před rokem +1065

    The funny part about fall damage and water in Minecraft is that water actually acts in a opposite manner in real life depending on how high you've jumped from, from the top of a house into a meter of water (all full blocks are 1m cubed) is probably safe even though you will feel it but hitting it at higher speeds is more akin to slamming head first into concrete and will more likely than not kill you.

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 Před rokem +67

      Yeah it's why when people dive from a higher point they either go straight in headfirst or feet first to limit the surface area so you kinda slip into the water. If you belly flop you probably would be dead from a decent hight

    • @jakeee7608
      @jakeee7608 Před rokem +13

      That’s why professional divers usually dive into water with bubbles

    • @bobthebox2993
      @bobthebox2993 Před rokem +58

      @@chinglesscheddar Not really, it doesn't take all that much before hitting water does about the same amount of damage as hitting solid ground. However, it's actually better to hit solid ground, because when your bones inevitably break from this fall, if you were to survive the impact, you would very likely still die if you hit water, because I don't think you'll be doing much swimming after such an ordeal

    • @qwertydesigns2485
      @qwertydesigns2485 Před rokem +14

      @@bobthebox2993 lmao i love the vocabulary in this comment.

    • @rohan_rules5052
      @rohan_rules5052 Před rokem +5

      because it holds its surface tension in the split second that you die

  • @shaunacall4685
    @shaunacall4685 Před rokem +425

    The writing! This was such a well executed narration. References to past seasons, funny bits,a thieving cow, actual research… I enjoyed this immensely!

  • @melody3074
    @melody3074 Před rokem +1

    This literally lightened my day - thank you :D

  • @Markyroson
    @Markyroson Před rokem +1

    You had me in stitches this whole video. Well done!!

  • @PrimRoseLane
    @PrimRoseLane Před rokem +177

    Also note: Since players fit in a 1x2x1 block area, they are less than 2 cubic meters total, and the head MUST be less than 1x1x1 meter in size, most likely around .8 cubic meters. Another fine side note: 1 block of gold (1 cubic meter) would be 19,282 Kilos of gold. Since Steve (and mumbo) seem able to move these around with ease, obviously those 40 inch+ biceps get put to good use.

    • @paulelderson934
      @paulelderson934 Před rokem +11

      I think he said two meters around, so that's a 50cm high and 50cm wide head.

  • @MyNameIsX
    @MyNameIsX Před rokem +616

    Mumbo’s incredible style and skill beyond is beyond human comprehension and ascends me to another plane of existence.

  • @jccontinuer5600
    @jccontinuer5600 Před rokem

    This was creative, and thoughtful, and funny.
    please keep making more and be sure to remember that you are appreciated.
    you are a wonderful creator, and your community cares about you a great deal.
    Be save and be well

  • @soapy_rl9452
    @soapy_rl9452 Před 9 měsíci +1

    another funny difference i dont even think the devs intended this but mobs such as cows, sheep, pigs, etc. can climb ladders for some reason

  • @RedIceberg
    @RedIceberg Před rokem +297

    I actually view minecraft items as more like teleportation tokens, which would make a few of these make a bit of sense (since all items act the same, they probably are the same)

    • @classified_5701
      @classified_5701 Před rokem +11

      They are like banknotes... A tiny amount of notes for a large amount of gold in banks

    • @aart7736
      @aart7736 Před rokem +4

      what do you mean by "teleportation tokens"

    • @YounesLayachi
      @YounesLayachi Před rokem +8

      @@aart7736 when placing down blocks, you use the token to summon the block (teleport it from somewhere else)

    • @RedIceberg
      @RedIceberg Před rokem +14

      @@aart7736 when you place one down, it's consumed and a block is "teleported" in its place. Saying that an item is the block itself makes no sense, bc then why do anvil items float? The item itself must be different from the block, and since all items act the same way, they probably are in essence the same thing.

    • @aart7736
      @aart7736 Před rokem +7

      @@RedIceberg i really wanna put "BuT hEy! ThaT'S jUsT a ThEOry! A GaMe ThEoRy!!!" at the end of that comment

  • @ailurusray
    @ailurusray Před rokem +144

    I love how strange minecraft really is, you would never even notice these things if you were just playing normally

  • @zerotozeni1119
    @zerotozeni1119 Před rokem

    the most mumbo thing ever is doing an entire video of buildup to just crack a mustache joke and end the vid as soon as physically possible afterwards. 10/10, loved it

  • @boardhippie7321
    @boardhippie7321 Před rokem

    6:28 I live about 30 minutes away from split rock, and you can go there today. There is actually a large bit of the building left, and its very cool looking.

  • @ailurusray
    @ailurusray Před rokem +410

    Minecraft being imperfect is one of the best things about it, you barely even notice it when playing but when you realise the little things its amazing!
    P.s - I would just like to thank Grians chat for telling me about this video xD

  • @robertAGC
    @robertAGC Před rokem +63

    This is great. I’ve often thought how a visitor to the Minecraft universe would describe it to Earthlings. The thing I get hung up on is water. A single one-meter block will flow infinitely. Two blocks can form two more blocks. Water can be consumed infinitely without depleting the source. Etc.

  • @anastasisparastatidis5479
    @anastasisparastatidis5479 Před měsícem +1

    "The nether isn't real"
    Clearly mumbo never experienced a Greek summer

  • @Liziksuperlizikklass
    @Liziksuperlizikklass Před rokem

    Wouldn’t it be so cool if Mumbo just came back to the server to discover everyone is gone and he became the hero that reopened the rift/found a way for hermits to be able to return to Hermitcraft? Also would be so funny to get montages of him just being lonely on the server

  • @QueroJogarUmJogo
    @QueroJogarUmJogo Před rokem +50

    The relevation of real life Mumbo not being able to grow a mustache was SHOCKING. Where are all the news reporters bringing this LIVE on TV?!

  • @paubuigues4363
    @paubuigues4363 Před rokem +46

    4:22 But Mumbo, skeletons do exist.
    One of them is closer to you than you would think...

  • @PurpleR4t
    @PurpleR4t Před rokem

    You could do a Redstone video with Supplementaries (Mod) !
    Love Your Videos ! :D

  • @greatape8019
    @greatape8019 Před 2 měsíci

    it would be fun if someone made a mod out of some of these suggestions. not those typical "realistic Minecraft" with like real looking textures and no cubes, but like a mod that e.g. makes villagers behave more like normal humans, making trees bigger, maybe more realistic resources, etc etc. would be fun to play i can imagine

  • @davidl.8722
    @davidl.8722 Před rokem +117

    This is great.
    It’s kinda visible how the whole video spawned from the last fact which in itself probably came into mind after competing in that November beard growing challenge.
    I love it

    • @thedetonator9695
      @thedetonator9695 Před rokem +1

      What was the last one?

    • @R0cketTurtle
      @R0cketTurtle Před rokem +3

      @@thedetonator9695 He said that he can't actually grow a mustache.

  • @ZeusThe
    @ZeusThe Před rokem +243

    100% honesty: I was subscribed to Mumbo for idek how many years but I never watched his videos (other than for redstone tutorials and possibly Hermitcraft). But ever since his video about him taking a break and doing better for himself, I find myself watching every video. I'm happy for you, bud, you deserve this.

    • @Kamirasu
      @Kamirasu Před rokem +6

      LMAO EVEN THE NSFW BOT IS DISAPPOINTED

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 Před rokem

      I mean. I did the same thing. So well done for actually coming back!

    • @Zireael83
      @Zireael83 Před rokem

      @@Kamirasu :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

  • @odo_bio
    @odo_bio Před 9 měsíci

    The thing with the golden apple was that it was made with 8 gold blocks, so not only would the apple itself be horrendously expensive, but so would the visit to the dentist

  • @endersplitt2435
    @endersplitt2435 Před rokem +1

    51: in real life a redstone block would do 1 of 2 things: 1: do absoluely nothing but be a red 1m³ ...block. 2: turn into a blackhole due to it being essentially Infinite energy combacted into 1m³ cube.

  • @godofstuff5732
    @godofstuff5732 Před rokem +20

    4:27 I love how so many people overlook the silverfish as a real thing.

    • @hyzmarie
      @hyzmarie Před rokem +1

      Ok I found some in my house once and for weeks I refused to go upstairs!

  • @Sganzz
    @Sganzz Před rokem +637

    Who else is very happy that mumbo had a needed break?

  • @JMRyanTheLegend
    @JMRyanTheLegend Před 9 měsíci

    Mumbo: these spiders are too big
    Me: ever heard of Australia?

  • @mlmbird
    @mlmbird Před rokem +2

    Munbo: I can grow a stash in real life
    Mumbo's wife: I beg to differ

  • @alientonone7220
    @alientonone7220 Před rokem +52

    Literally will want that part two where you just point to the whole creative chart, stating “doesn’t exist.” Your random prattles happen to be where I find my comfort.

  • @metaworld567
    @metaworld567 Před rokem +18

    “Shoving a bunch of cows into a 1 meter by 1 meter hole is probably illegal in real life.”
    Factory farming: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career*

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Před rokem

      Technically most farms in america only get 1 cow per Meter.

  • @MrShadow-qz9xj
    @MrShadow-qz9xj Před 21 dnem

    How is it that Mumbo can make a video, of him essentially rambling on about how Minecraft is not reality (which I mean is obvious... it's a video game). Yet it still be entertaining and enjoyable, and the mustache joke was a perfect way to end.

  • @The.simple.thatworks
    @The.simple.thatworks Před rokem +1

    Keep up the amazing work I'll be watching the videos 🙂

  • @mkks4559
    @mkks4559 Před rokem +23

    7:41 Actually, this is not confirmed, people have tried making a portal but they couldn’t find a flint and steel.

  • @nicholaschapdelaine6432
    @nicholaschapdelaine6432 Před rokem +77

    My wife and I are so overjoyed to watch your videos again. I really hope you read all of the comments because I want to share our journey with you.
    Your redstone videos are what got me hooked and then your season 7 base caught my wife's eye while I had you on one day. Very shortly after, season 8 started, and we were hooked. Your fun with Grian led us to third life which is where we became curious about Scar. Proceeding to binge both Grian and Scar's third life series we had to check out their season 8. Long story short, we now watch every new video from a majority of the Hermitcraft crew, both Hermitcraft and others as well. We are constantly meeting more creators through everyone's videos... But we have you, Mumbo Jumbo, to thank for our nightly entertainment and escape from the world around us. Thank you for your quick cuts that very much are engaging with our ADHD. Thank you for being you, we love when your personality shines and that you took the time to take care of yourself and have what I'm sure was a great adventure. We have missed you so unbelievably much. We also struggle with anxiety, perfectionism, and the worst task paralysis, and like all the executive dysfunction. So we both really appreciate the example you're setting of taking care of yourself. We love you so much and want the best for you whether it's on CZcams or not. We definitely wanted to give you the bragging rights of being THE reason why we are now addicted to Minecraft videos. THANK YOU MUMBO JUMBO!!! We are so happy to see you again ❤️❤️❤️

    • @dusty_1624
      @dusty_1624 Před rokem +7

      The wholesomeness level here, just through the roof-

    • @ednygma1096
      @ednygma1096 Před rokem +4

      @@dusty_1624 agree

    • @AndreChaosweapon
      @AndreChaosweapon Před rokem +3

      I hope Docm77 is in the crew you're watching, if not hurry up! Technical redstone and breaking minecraft is the Doc main mission!

    • @zo0m524
      @zo0m524 Před rokem +1

      It's awesome that you're happy and all... But isn't that a waste of your life? Watching every single hermit must be really rough and time consuming

    • @gamerluke6248
      @gamerluke6248 Před rokem +3

      @@zo0m524 well I'm sure they do it when they have time, like watching a movie with his wife before they sleep but instead of a movie it is HermitCraft

  • @mysteria_1305
    @mysteria_1305 Před 6 měsíci +1

    You forgot about mining in general. You can mine infinity without having to stop and place supports like you need to in real life. Then instead of however long you want the tunnel you need to stop when your supports can’t hold the earth back very well.
    That of course flows into cave ins. Even with support they happen yet in Minecraft you can predict and see when and where a “cave in” will happen !

  • @_LilNilbog
    @_LilNilbog Před 9 měsíci

    Someone needs to tell Mumbo about the hard stuff inside of the body.

  • @Living_Murphys_Law
    @Living_Murphys_Law Před rokem +25

    It's really crazy when you compare the two. I never noticed how many fantasy elements real life has that aren't actually in Minecraft.

  • @jayxone
    @jayxone Před rokem +168

    5:45 13 cubic metres of dirt have a mass of approximately 19.5 tonnes. The fact that pistons can push 12 cubic metres of any block (including gold) is already insane

    • @monsterupdatewhen
      @monsterupdatewhen Před rokem +17

      the piston also moves at the same speed every time, not varying with different block types, which is even more ridiculous

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters Před rokem +2

      But the piston itself is 1 cubic meter large

    • @angelascotney3204
      @angelascotney3204 Před rokem

      Hold up, bedrock, obsidian, crying obsidian, command blocks, reinforced deep slate, structure blocks, end portal frames, barriers, borders, structure void, end portals, beacons, and netherite blocks can’t be pushed by pistons.

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 Před rokem

      @@angelascotney3204 and furnaces

    • @nothing-mm8ui
      @nothing-mm8ui Před rokem

      @@angelascotney3204 chests and hoppers as well

  • @jake4d40
    @jake4d40 Před rokem

    I was going with the opening statement until we got to the closing statement. That admission alone saved the video. Well played Mumbo, well played. 👍

  • @MrFetters
    @MrFetters Před rokem

    I absolutely adore your sense of humor

  • @Jasper11037
    @Jasper11037 Před rokem +25

    4:39 as an australian i can say, spiders can grow way bigger than that. for reference the funnleweb on the ride at janbaroo action park is actually the size of a real spider.

  • @AdeptMusician
    @AdeptMusician Před rokem +40

    I can't believe Mumbo retconned the existence of skeletons from real life

  • @messierover
    @messierover Před rokem +1

    Mumbo: Giant spiders don't exist!!"
    Australia: Beleive what you want 💅

  • @JoshyRB
    @JoshyRB Před 11 měsíci +1

    One of the most cursed things in Minecraft is that 1 source of water or lava, can turn into an infinite amount of water or lava. Like if you placed a water bucket off the side of a mountain, the entire mountain range will become covered in water, and the water will flow endlessly.

  • @commpisto5948
    @commpisto5948 Před rokem +84

    Mumbo calling the enslavement of villagers in real life "Generally frowned upon" made my day

  • @ayaanahmad_
    @ayaanahmad_ Před rokem +40

    I love the fact that a lot of these were perfectly clippable.

    • @mello-by
      @mello-by Před rokem +4

      Perfectly animatable

  • @DisNugget2986
    @DisNugget2986 Před rokem +1

    “Imprisoning the people of your village and forcing them to work is generally frowned upon”
    Interesting sounds Real back in 1880

  • @guywithglasses_
    @guywithglasses_ Před 8 měsíci

    "70 meters is barely even a bump"
    I literally have never even SEEN a hill that high 💀

  • @wkkkkk222
    @wkkkkk222 Před rokem +28

    This legitimately makes me rethink reality when I'm playing Minecraft; like, I feel completely captivated from the outside world, but maybe that's just me very very poorly multitasking.

  • @xBambxx
    @xBambxx Před rokem +31

    Thank you Grians stream chat for notifying me. Good to have ya back Mumbo!

  • @yeeterdeleter0117
    @yeeterdeleter0117 Před rokem

    1:00 unless it's a:
    Feather
    Any Meat
    Dirt
    Sand
    Gravel
    Wool stuff
    Redstone component
    (The open wires would not be happy)
    Paper
    Leather (depends on strength)
    Door, pressure plate, etc. (Would break in half because too thin)
    Dust (redstone, glowstone, sugar, gunpowder)
    Cookie
    Cake
    Rotten flesh
    And many more.

  • @jamielishbrook2384
    @jamielishbrook2384 Před 9 měsíci +1

    You forgot that Minecraft people are roughly 10 foot tall. Apparently.

  • @amppari_234
    @amppari_234 Před rokem +24

    26th one
    The height of an oak tree depends on it's enviroment. In Finland, oak trees usually grow to 3-4 meters tall. But when talking about the natural groth place of oak trees, what Mumbo said is true.
    Great to see another video from you.

    • @NosyMo85
      @NosyMo85 Před rokem +1

      But he completely ignored another big difference: Apples

    • @ViciousVinnyD
      @ViciousVinnyD Před 10 měsíci

      @@NosyMo85 Perhaps the minecraft oak trees are a hybrid breed of apple and oak? That might better explain how they're so short!

  • @nkeller8387
    @nkeller8387 Před rokem +42

    It's been a long time since I've seen one of these types of videos. When I first started watching Mumbo this is the type of stuff I watches a lot of, along with his Redstone videos. It's so refreshing to get another one of these.

    • @yeeterdeleter0117
      @yeeterdeleter0117 Před rokem

      I started watching redstone videos and some of these too. Now I’m here for the hermitcraft, but he isn’t playing anymore. Idk if he’ll start back again. I hope he does. Empires is weird tho

  • @joshsmith4488
    @joshsmith4488 Před rokem

    This is a perfect example of the mumbo we know and love

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 Před rokem +1

    8:28 i actually saw an old video where a bunch of workers were hammering sticks of dynamine into crack of big wood pieces, and blowing them up in order to split the wood apart into smaller pieces.
    tho it probably isnt very useful today where every logger probably owns a chainsaw lol