YTP - Vsauce Has an Acid Trip in Outer Space

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2017
  • Michael and his mentally challenged alter ego "Pickle" visit the moon, an art exhibit, Sydney, London, and the Andromeda galaxy while tripping the fuck out.
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Komentáře • 130

  • @hde1163
    @hde1163 Před 6 lety +177

    3:12 really good sentence mixing

  • @CaelansStuff
    @CaelansStuff Před 4 lety +95

    1:46 "but the thief had wiped his ass with the hard drive"

  • @caldercockatoo2234
    @caldercockatoo2234 Před 5 lety +106

    2:46
    We brought flags with us
    We brought bags with us
    We brought stags with us
    We brought lag with us

  • @TheGamer2554_
    @TheGamer2554_ Před 5 lety +167

    1:26 “Deleting a file and emptying the trash is like deleting a book by turning to the table of contents and eating a book.”
    -VSuS

    • @beanngeo
      @beanngeo Před 4 lety +1

      So u play gd aswell

    • @memoisnothere3537
      @memoisnothere3537 Před 3 lety +1

      U predicted the sus among us funny thing 😳🤯🤘🏻👈🤞🏻

    • @dianecrow5009
      @dianecrow5009 Před 3 lety

      @@memoisnothere3537 no he didn't

    • @laftq
      @laftq Před 3 lety +7

      dont you mean "Deleting a file and emptying the trash is like deleting a COOK by turning to the table of contents and eating a book"

    • @ijustcamefrombiblestudy2243
      @ijustcamefrombiblestudy2243 Před 3 lety +1

      Deleting a COOK

  • @birthgravy
    @birthgravy Před 5 lety +93

    This is the first YTP I've ever seen that was not only hilarious but the editing actually complimented the points Michael made. Well done 🥃

  • @starshooter7128
    @starshooter7128 Před 3 lety +21

    "When Stalin decided that Trotsky was an enemy of the state, he had Trotsky removed from the state"
    - 🅱️Sauce

  • @mossytime349
    @mossytime349 Před 2 lety +7

    "heres the andromeda galaxy"
    *shows london*

  • @moduleapothem6446
    @moduleapothem6446 Před 2 lety +6

    If you look up at the night sky and see a giant, vivid drinking gourd, you are tRiPpInG bAlLs

  • @LukeWilliamsMusic
    @LukeWilliamsMusic Před 6 lety +96

    This is one of the greatest Vsauce YTP's I've ever seen

  • @WingedEternitys
    @WingedEternitys Před 4 lety +14

    3:12 fucking love it.

  • @jkirkland3189
    @jkirkland3189 Před 4 lety +19

    "but what about bad sex?
    any data that was ever put there... stays there"
    oh god you don't know how true

  • @henrydragonsbane4260
    @henrydragonsbane4260 Před 6 lety +23

    "Digital mom" ❤

  • @GameyRaccoon
    @GameyRaccoon Před 5 lety +24

    0:29 you're not wrong...

  • @its_4life
    @its_4life Před 4 lety +15

    "Hey Vsauce, pickle here!"
    I'm freaking dead lmbo

  • @AdvancedGaming4444
    @AdvancedGaming4444 Před 2 lety +4

    0:00 Put the video speed to 2x. Thank me later

  • @jonatansexdoer96
    @jonatansexdoer96 Před 6 lety +18

    666 of the 7 wonders of the ancient world, deleted
    This, this is what art sounds like

  • @arkeusrykon2911
    @arkeusrykon2911 Před 3 lety +8

    0:24 What a nice man. I’m sure he doesn’t execute or send his enemies to concentration camps.

  • @CorvusSynths
    @CorvusSynths Před 6 lety +11

    4:28 best "oooooh" sound ever

  • @Dave-dh7rt
    @Dave-dh7rt Před 4 lety +9

    "The flags on the moon are racist and flaccid" 🤣🤣

    • @moduleapothem6446
      @moduleapothem6446 Před 2 lety

      Hey Vsauce, Pickle here. I am retarded. The dickles you are watching have been crapped onto a gradient. The effect is really fucked.

  • @dum_tard5528
    @dum_tard5528 Před 2 lety +4

    1:15 The file isn't actually it's marked (OH HI MARK) As emptied the file's HoHSiS has become available real-estate, they're a bit like the table of CoC *B R E A T H*

  • @whatsajumanji2811
    @whatsajumanji2811 Před 3 lety +4

    I spent a whole 4 mins watching this thinking it was a real episode without reading the title.

  • @howimisstomorrow
    @howimisstomorrow Před 7 měsíci +1

    The sun has now become the earth.

  • @calebshockency2083
    @calebshockency2083 Před 5 lety +6

    The sentence mixing is a masterpiece. I was laughing too hard at the first minute to even watch the whole thing in one sitting. Bra-fucking-vo

  • @energymass7944
    @energymass7944 Před 3 lety +3

    "The flags on the moon are racist and flaccid like a fresh sheet of paper ready for news"
    -Vsus

  • @kirozumi
    @kirozumi Před 2 lety +2

    1:38 digital MOM

  • @sirmetaladon
    @sirmetaladon Před 4 lety +2

    The "Optical MenaMena" joke convinced me this is a great YTP. Excellent job, you deserve more subs.

  • @legendarypillow1450
    @legendarypillow1450 Před 2 lety +3

    0:45 broke me

  • @HedgehogStudios1
    @HedgehogStudios1 Před 5 lety +3

    Most understated, chill poop I've seen yet and it was still great. THe start was kind of weak though but it really got going. You should make more.

  • @81wsk45
    @81wsk45 Před 6 lety +9

    0:37 nice meme

  • @whoo8252
    @whoo8252 Před 3 lety +1

    I was zoning out and thought I clicked on a normal vsauce video for the first 4 seconds.
    Then, the jumpscare came.

  • @aplimsollpunk2738
    @aplimsollpunk2738 Před 3 lety +1

    Distant objects are dumber and that's a bimmer. Too bad we're stuck here on the Single Dingle.

  • @erichittle4024
    @erichittle4024 Před 6 lety +4

    1:39 to 1 :54 I did not expect that LMAO'd so hard

  • @wes3438
    @wes3438 Před 5 lety +1

    InStalin
    InStalin
    InStalin

  • @legendarypillow1450
    @legendarypillow1450 Před 2 lety +3

    I literally can’t stop laughing

  • @laftq
    @laftq Před 3 lety +1

    0:59 "engnogalogical deletions still win though"

  • @wes3438
    @wes3438 Před 5 lety +3

    the roooooooling shITter effect

  • @tsriketwm7274
    @tsriketwm7274 Před 6 lety +11

    1:02 I hate how true this is

  • @christinahamilton7676
    @christinahamilton7676 Před 2 lety +1

    4:49 I think you travelled a little too far. And by a little, I mean WE ARE LITERALLY AT THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY.

  • @zoura_3025
    @zoura_3025 Před 3 lety +1

    The drum mixing at 6:00 makes me cackle.

  • @AutoWronaX
    @AutoWronaX Před 3 lety +1

    I found Gold.

  • @bradleymorgan8223
    @bradleymorgan8223 Před 4 lety +1

    We brought flags, bags, stags, and lag with us.

  • @linusdahlwid2329
    @linusdahlwid2329 Před 3 lety

    This what it feels like to fall asleep watching vsauce

  • @kirozumi
    @kirozumi Před 2 lety +2

    1:52 but what about BAD SEX

  • @dum_tard5528
    @dum_tard5528 Před 2 lety

    The Rolling Sh' tter

  • @mitchellharrop9989
    @mitchellharrop9989 Před 4 lety +6

    Hey! Vsauce, pickle here.

  • @johnnyfavorite1194
    @johnnyfavorite1194 Před 3 lety +3

    Consuming a massive amount of Psilocybin Mushrooms in space would really be something

    • @lyesryes
      @lyesryes  Před 3 lety +2

      holy shit. i can't imagine

    • @johnnyfavorite1194
      @johnnyfavorite1194 Před 3 lety

      @@lyesryes Supposedly being suspended in a sensory deprivation water tank + psilocybin = ✨🪐💫 So imagine being in a large pitch black room in 0g with no sensation other than the air around you.

  • @vinyashere4all
    @vinyashere4all Před 3 lety +3

    I'm so fucking thankful for the existence of this video, someone closer to my humor levels have done it, and it's beyond commendable of a job, like serious-fucking-ly! ✌😬❤

  • @lordadorable7362
    @lordadorable7362 Před 6 lety +1

    "And in ten years there may not be any humans left." Well shit

  • @smoke_lc
    @smoke_lc Před 3 lety

    Almost spat out my cereal laughing to this

  • @ooooooooobaby23
    @ooooooooobaby23 Před rokem

    "The only thing we have to look forward in this universe!?!? Is cok..."

  • @3vc0ph
    @3vc0ph Před 6 lety +2

    this is amazing lol

  • @sambrewer2306
    @sambrewer2306 Před 4 lety +1

    This grew on me. Love the vsauce tho.

  • @JettJamesGD
    @JettJamesGD Před 6 lety +2

    i really like this! this should be more popular than my ytps by far!

  • @twostxcks
    @twostxcks Před 3 lety

    I love how after every question theres a pause and that fucking music comes on 🤣

  • @Evzen.
    @Evzen. Před 3 lety

    You made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night 😂 my parents are going to kill me😫

  • @RiverOfWetness468
    @RiverOfWetness468 Před rokem

    Every time I hear the word "flag", I think of this video. Thanks for that

  • @Duckpencils
    @Duckpencils Před rokem

    I realized I was breathing slower and fogging up my glasses from the enjoyment.

  • @GrandmasterDinnerRoll
    @GrandmasterDinnerRoll Před 3 lety

    Oddly enough I watched this vsauce vid earlier today

  • @8bit_cat72
    @8bit_cat72 Před 3 lety +2

    people who use :) are boring
    people who use (: are trying to not be boring
    people who use Ü are insane

  • @tiflil1244
    @tiflil1244 Před 4 lety +4

    Lol this needs more likes! 😂😂😂

  • @antonioscendrategattico2302
    @antonioscendrategattico2302 Před 8 měsíci

    Nice toot and HoH SiS references.

  • @mythnokthewolfbat
    @mythnokthewolfbat Před 5 lety +1

    casshair

  • @neiem
    @neiem Před 3 lety

    Brilliant

  • @RiverOfWetness468
    @RiverOfWetness468 Před 2 lety +3

    Hey! Vsauce. Michael here. …But now, I’m dong like 69 percent of the original silent films ever made. Six-six-six of the wonders of the ancient world deleted, like that text you thought twice about sending, or a Snapchat photo, right? When Stalin decided that Trotsky-installin’, installin’, installin’ decided that Trotsky was an enemy of the state, he had Trotsky removed from the state. Plenty of sauce-ware tools and professional services allow you to do the same. Don’t just forget the actual attendees of a moment in time-delete them. But where do things go when they’re deleted? The Google Ngram Viewer allows you to search turds in five books published between 15 and two thousand toot. According to the Ngram Viewer, it was the first year we began to use the word “leet”. Gnogilogical deletion still wins, though. Asians are by far more perverted. Moving a file to the trash is just trashy but can be erected if you wish. The physical space inhabited by the file isn’t actually emptied-it’s marked (Oh, hi, Mark.) as empty. The file’s hoh has become available real estate. They’re a bit like the table of cock. Deleting a file and emptying the trash is like deleting a book by turning to the table of contents and eating a book. The file can be corrupted, melded together with other data like some kind of digital mom. A couple years ago, a laptop that belonged to photographer edihlliW einaleM was stolen (Stolen!), but the thief had wiped his ass with the laptop’s hard drive… but what about bad sex? Any data that was ever put there stays there. So if you are the United States Department of Defense, you will also shred. You will also shit. In about 5.4 years, the sun will become the earth, lol. In a little glass of iced water it’s pretty titty… but given enough time, our entire universe may be necessary for things to happen, for life to exist, and in ten years there may not be any humans left. Their list of douchens doesn’t get any longer. All we have to look forward to in this universe… is cock deletion. We went to the moon. We brought flags with us. We brought bags with us. We brought stags with us. We brought lag with us. But… but weed. What we really seem to talk about is loss. The flags on the moon are racist and flaccid, like a fresh sheet of paper ready for nudes.
    Hey! Vsauce. Pickle here. I am retarded. The dickles you are watching have been crapped onto a gradient. The effect is really fucked. It’s called a rolling shitter. Instead of snapping a full exposure at once, they quickly strip. His camera scans left to right and in this instance managed to capture Link, but the rolling shitter effect is not just a neat curiosity. It fucks everything we see-or not. Our sense organs and minds are called optical “Mah Na Mah Na”. Optical phenomena are distortions caused by the memes in and of themselves. If you look up at the sky and see a giant, vivid drinking gourd, you are tripping balls, but if you see a flat, two-dimensional connect-the-dicks, you are seeing an illusion. From a wider perspective, their outlines point inward to the single dingle. If we could make the helix nebula less dim, if our eyes could take a really long exposure of it, we would see the helix nebula as it really is: nearly seventy percent the apparent diameter of your mom. Our dick is tiny in the sky, by the way. It’s easy to think of it as this huge, baseball-sized thing up there in the sky, but that’s an illusion. Distant objects are dumber. That’s a bummer. Let’s take a lightspeed journey from London to Sydney. It would look like this. Ready? Three, two, one, go. Nice. Alright, alright. Here’s the Andromeda galaxy, okay? Now, relativistic effects aside, let’s take a look at what it would look like to travel toward the Andromeda galaxy at the speed of light. Are you ready? Alright. Three, two, one, go! (Sigh) Yeah. I mean, seriously, it’s pretty lame. Even at the speed of Sydney, the fastest speed possible, a year from now, we won’t even be a millionth of the way to London. That’s how far away Andromeda is. The rolling shutter effect on a cosmic scale, applied to, say, a chest board, seeing the front ahead of the back is pretty trippy and dramatic. The most extreme points on the galaxy would only need to be adjusted by about a ten-thousandth of the width of any image-in this case, less than a pickle-so it’s not a big deal. Everything we look at is, in some way, distorted by the five to six feet in your ass. I’d like to thank my guy for the help with the rolling butter effect in this video. As always, thanks for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Oh, and here’s a pool: I will be at Pee Fest with H3H3. I hope to see you there.

    • @mishazerg
      @mishazerg Před rokem

      Nice cook deleting brorotated like milk.

  • @akurvaanyadat
    @akurvaanyadat Před 3 lety

    And why is this recommended to me (not mad actually very happy)

  • @FreddieMr
    @FreddieMr Před 3 lety

    Am watching this at 2 am...
    Am scared

  • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
    @user-cd4bx6uq1y Před 3 lety

    Actually gunny, also like 3 days ago

  • @youngmetroo
    @youngmetroo Před 5 lety

    5 seconds in and I'm dying

  • @garretttrp
    @garretttrp Před 3 lety

    nobody:
    my recommended section: sauceware

  • @tharii314
    @tharii314 Před 3 lety

    0:45

  • @QuarioQuario54321
    @QuarioQuario54321 Před 4 lety +3

    0:59 what is that word (before deletion)

  • @SpeedOfTheEarth
    @SpeedOfTheEarth Před 3 lety

    The Speed of Sydney
    SpeedOfTheEarth my OG username lel

  • @amis5506
    @amis5506 Před 2 lety

    vsus

  • @liamgosling4742
    @liamgosling4742 Před 6 lety +1

    00:40 LOSS

  • @therealshmorg
    @therealshmorg Před 6 lety +2

    original video?

    • @TheGamingMackV
      @TheGamingMackV Před 6 lety +1

      first one "Where do deleted files go?" Second one "DISTORTIONS"

  • @DrElsemere
    @DrElsemere Před 4 lety

    Optical manamana

  • @josephcygan9991
    @josephcygan9991 Před 6 lety +6

    0:046

  • @MagicalToothpaste
    @MagicalToothpaste Před 6 lety +1

    lol

  • @okbigguy42667
    @okbigguy42667 Před 3 lety

    LMAOOO

  • @NeverPr
    @NeverPr Před rokem

    this should be illegal

  • @vicj5439
    @vicj5439 Před 11 měsíci

    Dont get me wrong. I love this shit, but does anyone who likes YTP have friends?

  • @Sharal3D
    @Sharal3D Před 3 lety

    thischannel and mychannel have the same sub countproblem lol

  • @billreviews4250
    @billreviews4250 Před 2 lety

    4:11

  • @Bubbad_Hash
    @Bubbad_Hash Před 5 lety

    Bruh

  • @jakeanderson3625
    @jakeanderson3625 Před 3 lety

    1:46 stolen!

  • @NonSkrapple
    @NonSkrapple Před 5 lety

    1:14 this guy is such a comedian

  • @SS_Joker_88-18
    @SS_Joker_88-18 Před 6 lety +1

    INstalin 😂

  • @VY_Canis_Majoris
    @VY_Canis_Majoris Před 2 lety +2

    2:36 as a trans woman I agree with that sentence

  • @coolbill579
    @coolbill579 Před 3 lety

    Haha I’m the 69th comment

  • @nzubechukwu
    @nzubechukwu Před 6 lety +3

    Stolen!