DJ Khaled's Father of Asahd: NOT GOOD
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DJ KHALED - FATHER OF ASAHD / 2019 / WE THE BEST / POP RAP
NOT GOOD/10
Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?
Imagine having half the industry on your album and lose to someone not even rapping
they really shouldn’t even b compared... khaled makes mainstream music, tyler created a body of work.
😂😂
soulstice he got the nerve to say igor ain’t art like foh
Grant Eason it’s not even that. He called that shit mysterious. It’s just disrespectful and ignorant when all he does is let others do the work for him
Txbi he’s not an artist
The album should be called
DJ Khalid - Suffering From Tyler the Creator’s Success
😂 "We the 2nd best music"
WE DEPRESSED MUSIC
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Brandon Walker ):
DJ Khaled Kiss Tyler The Creator's Ring
😂😂😂imagine listening to a whole DJ Khaled album
*Imagine listening to a DJ Khaled album
Your dellusional
Melon truly does take one for the team
Lol Imagine being a DJ Khaled Fan
@HOMIE LB it could have been without all the "we da best music!" And "another one!" And "D...J...Kahled!" On every track? Really? Every track?
"Not only is this album not good, But Dj Khaled isn't a good father as well". Melon isn't holding back this year.
CezaMVO lmfao!!!! 😂😂👌
top tier comment
@@extremelydisgusteddog9346 thank you thank you, I'll be here dropping quality goofs until one day melon blesses me with a "not good".
Dead
😆
After this they'll have to rename the album Fatherless Asahd 😔😔
ray cold 😂😂
nice pfp
Dude 😂
ray u foul for that 💀
DJ KHALED REVENGE ALBUM BIGMACKAZE
" My son said " hold your fork up " ....Kathy griffin
This is how i fill the space ................Moon landing
These melons are like Game of thrones , one minute they'mocking Ye like he sucks
Next minute they make money like crazy but can't get hold of my star's bucks
Somebody tell melon before i snap he better choose yellow
The closest thing he had to fame is a fantasy disaprooval years ago
You wanted khaled you got EAT
"Don't fall on my face , Don't fall on my faith oohh "
The Exploitation of Asahd is not a good album, you are correct sir.
Lmfao you the best comment...so far
LMAOOO AYOO
Don't let this album distract you from the fact DJ Khaled has been working out for over 3 years and still looks the same
His workouts are just to neutralize all that red velvet cake.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
So happy IGOR outsold this. Justice does exist in this world.
Really? Glad to year. Khaled probabaly spent a million dollars plus on the features alone, I doubt this album is going to gross him any cash, unless he really manages to milk his base. Vs tyler who'll get to keep most the check I assume.
Sam Torruellas more than a million. Plus probably a hefty royalty percentage to everyone.
@@wittyusername9544 yeah I dont see him profiting. I'm curious what tylers contract looks like
@@samtorruellas2879 how much does it cost to feature an artist?
@@beast63254 I'm fairly certain 21 savage brags about how much his features cost. I doubt any of those big names got paid less than 20,000 dollars.
You have friends, not talent. (A brief summary of DJ Khaled)
Friends*
msergio0293 wdym?
@@puncturedbicycle7264 they are probably only friends of him because of money, fame etc, if his career was to be sinking no one would wanna make any songs with him
money*
msergio0293 tru
WE THE 2ND BEST MUSIC
The joke was perfect, until you explained
Ingagi bruh
Wym 2nd, he does nothing good
BigBoi420 highkey tho
🤣🤣
Khalid got mad his album didn't make it to 1st
Me got confused how the album managed to be 2nd
Tegar Adi Destara with the amount of features there are on the album, that’s probably why. Or I’m wrong and retarded.
@@michaelramirez6054 Definitely the features. They're all well known and extremely famous. And stans will migrate to their artists
Khalid?
And he wonders why he isn't No.1 on billboard😂
I didn't even know he dropped an album until his beef with tyler
His album moved to the #1 spot after his hissy fit. He probably paid somebody or just streamed and bought as many albums that he could to get it there.
Ya Boy Frosty09 😂😂😂🤣
Kre8iviT27 it moved to #1 on the hip hop/R&B, not on the billboard 200.
+
Khaled is that kid who lets everybody else do the project but writes his name first and much larger
But everyone in the group wouldn't have been able to bring their work together without him /s
SMEGMAZ what
@@tcc114he also bribes the smart kids to be in the group with him
@@moesalamander7012 he makes those smart kids dumber because they should really know better. Especially someone who is really good like SZA.
And he doesn't use the project himself.
He has a family, Anthony.
Don't do this
his son's gonna have to live with this trash forever bro that's bad! he had no say in this too lol
BALMAIN RICHARD Too late for that.
Once we took that flannel out the drawer he had already decided..
Asahd needs a better family tbh...
BALMAIN RICHARD lmfao
DJ Khaled is that one "non-producer" guy who still manages to get 4 "producer" tags in all his songs
DDX man it be like DJ KHALID !! WE THE BEST
MUSIC !!! ANOTHER ONE ANOTHER ONE !!! 😂😂😂
DJ Khaled in two weeks: Suffering from NOT GOOD!
Genuinely made me laugh
Zargham I feel sorry for Asahd if and when he’s old enough to make his own music.
Odd way of spelling congestive heart failure, but okay.
I don't always agree with you, but, when I do, it's very satisfying to bask in our alignment.
MortiferGnome isn’t it just
Lol
lmao great comment!
XD
I hate this album just because he's shoving his kid in our faces with the album cover and title.
right? shitty fathers force materialistic things in their kids faces to show their love. hopefully his son realises his dad is just focused on business and only cares about himself.
Have you seen his sc stories it's crazy how much he can manage to shove a kid in our face
Yeah his Snapchat is fucked. The amount of times he’s said “father of asahd” makes it feel like some MK Ultra shit. Stupid fat greasy fuck
@@CatOfTheYearuWu whew, this is some real shit.
@@CatOfTheYearuWu have you heard how much he says anything? his wife has to think hes so fuckin annoying
Pour one out for Anthony, imagine listening to this front to back
He a soldier for that
Try listening to it from back to front.
Im Double Cuppin just for Anthony... not even DJ Screw (Rest in Peace) can spin this shit to sound good... 🤣🤣🤣
Legion Vision yeah i listened to it back to front, really tells a different story, goes from a NOT GOOD to a 10
S Mac LMAO DUDE
I really have to disagree with you on this one Anthony, an Asahd circumcision skit would've been completely inappropriate and out of place
Didn’t that circumcision skit appeared on that “Grateful” album?
Ja Rule This shit had me laughing out loud 😂
Rise up
Where did this kind of meme come from?
Jonathan Shepherd gaycumes circumcision XXXtentacions son
Any album DJ Khaled puts out is basically a glorified "Now That's What I Call Music" album.
Now That's What I Call We The Best Music
@@i_teleported_bread7404 we the best more like Tyler’s the creators the best
It would atleast be a strong 1/10 if he didn't have his watermark in every song
Black Sunday wE tHE bEsT muSIC
@@brandonc3231 dJ kHaLeD
*Another One*
I think the dude is projecting. He’s so obsessive about watermarks because he steals other people’s sound himself. He knows what can be done and is obsessive about it not happening to him. Then he acts like he’s a musical genius. Bullshit. Like Fantano said, the artists he features make the magic happen.
@@TonyisToking Khaled should at least learn an instrument. Get busy on the triangle or tambourine on some tracks, fool!
*"Congratulations you played yourself "* - melon
„A fool in a mans shoes“
Who else is watching this and didn't hear the album? Also don't plan to hear the album lmao
Hahaha heard about it because of the Igor controversy, I believe all the negative feedback around his album is more entertaining than the album itself
Holy shit u read my mind😳
Hate that garbage
It's too generic for me.
It’s not bad
his next album should just be audio clips from his instagram
We the Best music.
DJ Khaled
Another one.
@@97EDUB 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Goouuaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
It would be better tbh
BC Richard that shit be fire bruh
the sexual gratification I receive from NOT GOOD reviews...
leo this vid ain’t my proudest fap
Ok
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😀
Okay... what the fuck lol
The album should be called "The Contents of Ahsad's Diaper" 😂😂😂🤣
Orange is the New Orange this comment is highly underrated
In DJ Khalid's voice: you're smart...
Bro you should have twice more likes for that comment😂😂😂
LOLOL
Genuinely the best comment here lol
He’s the only guy who can bring together the Avengers of the music world and still make a crappy album.
Assembles Avengers
@
Loses to Captain Boomerang
Then trippie came along
This album is actually really good if you turn off the sound
On mute it’s just as good as To Pimp A Butterfly or Good Kid Maad City also on mute
@@WyWid bru😔
@@WyWid Bruh you're tripping
@@arjunvivekraj8758 I’m serious. They sound just as good with the volume turned off
@@WyWid nah Father of Asahd is as good on mute as TPAB and GKMC are at full volume
DJ Khaled has always been a joke.
Not a single album he's put out has been good, they're just....talented people showing their talent, while he occasionally says "hi it me" in the background.
He's basically a nobody that everyone knows, but they're probably to nervous to say anything lol
I don't GET IT.
major key was good, thats about it.
"Nas Album Done" and "I'm on One" are bangers broski
@@MrChiCity3 I Am, Gods Son, and Nastradamus is so underrated
Bling Era I'm so hood remix slaps.
Nah the first thr33 were alright js
Anthony was so angry about this album that I lost count of how many times he said "goddamn."
Don't forget the n word too
he said goddamn as i read the word goddamn in your comment.
Melon you’re just jealous DJ Khaled won the custody battle over Asahd i know you love the kid but let it go
There never was one stop spreading bs
@@donm1719 dude
IM Wercs sarcasm within sarcasm, sarcasmception ;)
@Ava 😀😊
Who buys his albums? I just never heard anyone say; im bout to cop his album, ever!!!
djkoolaid253 They dont, they play it in their car, listen to other people listen to it in their car, the barbershop plays it.
Uh people definitely still buy albums. Probably people who were born in the 80s or older. Shit the last albums I bought were Alfa Mist and Cyhi the Prince
@@DubG9 Yeah, we know but, "Who buys *HIS* albums?" That is the unsolved mystery we're faced with right now.
@@mermaidtingzzz dunno. Never heard of anyone actually buying a full album from him. Maybe a song or two.
Bald Uzi Vert goddamn, that's spot on.
We really got a 9/10 and a NOT GOOD on the same night. May 17th was wild.
Jacob Bradshaw and some people listened to this album first can you imagine
Which one was 9/10?
@@sr-kt9ml Tyler's IGOR.
help i hvae teh confused
and this album somehow almost took the number one spot on billboard, but the 9 took it as it should have, interesting the difference between the number one and number two.
Melon really out trying to make Asahd an orphan smh
Perfect profile pic for this
Lets be real who finna be in da hood with yo homeboys and say “aye put on that new Dj khaled”
Youngchief bruh you’re getting killed
Youngchief not you since you’re middle class you poser
Youngchief you sound like a lower class peasant
Dumbassses
Who bumping Tyler in the hood too
Not the youngling too, Anthony! Please!
Dear lord, he can't keep getting away with this.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Melon the Wise?
“Asahd looks sexy in the cover”
really melon??
Where tf he said that
Anthony cruz 1:69
@@anthonycruz6958 at around 7:55
Haha
Anthony cruz he simply repeated the phrase as a mantra for the length of the entire video.
DJ Khaled: Y'all playing with my album!
Everyone: You released an album???
Teacher: What happened to your father
Asahd: My dad was murdered by a watermelon with a red flannel
they found watermelon seeds in my daddy's chest
DJ Khaled: WE THE -
Anthony: eh, hold that thought.
iMaGiNe mY sHoCk
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Seeing Tyler top Khaled just puts a smile on my face.
Never pictured DJ Khaled for a Bottom till today
Tyler deserves it way more than Khaled
they both trash 🗑
@@treefiddytwoo nice opinion you got there. I don't agree on the Tyler one, but I agree with the DJ Kahled one.
You just killed dj Khaled
DEATHONY NOTE ANO
DEATHONY NOTE ANO
Deathtony Gripstano
Hahaha he said A N O
As a representative of the Palestinian community, we do not claim Khaled Mohamed Khaled A.K.A DJ Khaled.
Good to know
Hope you're doing well, man.
You gave DAMN. a 7 but Father of Asahd an 8?
Yeah ok melon.
Excuse me!? He did what?👨🏿💻🤭🤯
He gave NMAD A LAMAR BUT DAMN A KENDRICK?!
Yeaaaaaah.. not funny
@@HipHopfan_ you give your comment a like but this meme a not funny?
DAMN was an objective 6
wow the next on the *NOT GOOD* hit list is
...
_drum roll please_
...
Asahd Khaled
King Caiser f
FBI: “Be on the lookout for a white male in his 30s with thick glasses, a red flannel and a melon head. He is wanted for a double homicide. The murder of a DJ, rapper, producer, husband, and father is top priority.”
I can’t stop readin this as asahd kelawd
Man don’t drag his kid🧒🏽into this. WTH.
@@TheBestPizzaConnoisseur i read it as bashar al assad
I hate how DJ Khalid is using his son to sell records. I think that is the only reason he has a child.
I at least hopes he takes care of his son
I've never heard a person say "oh yeah, i love dj khaled"
What would that even say about a person...
"If you're a fan of DJ Khaled, you're a fan of yourself"
I agree with most of what you said but saying Asahd would’ve rather been aborted to avoid himself from this embarrassment of an album was pretty dark
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Poppin' like oil ollie in fire flames,
I'm harder than DJ Khaled playing the fucking quiet game
- Tyler Gregory Okonma 2013
Mess with the Melon you'll get the seeds 🍉
Better start Khaled’s funeral preparations
Joyner Lucas will perform “Devil’s Work” at Khaled’s funeral.
@@97EDUB lmao
Anthony Fantano claims Another One
I love how technical you get, you really break it down. Wish Khaled listens to this.
Fun fact: the intro track Holy Mountain featured a reggae legend Buju Banton who recently was released from prison and whose return was highly anticipated. Khaled scooped up Buju immediately after he was released, I assume to pander to Caribbean people and reggae enthusiasts so that he can release the first piece of new music from Buju since being released from prison
*so are you going to claim DJ Khalids life or his sons, melon?*
Does anybody think that it’s funny that Tyler arranged and comprised and wrote everything on Igor and Khaled did virtually nothing
you're comparing actual talent to money. guess which one is better huh
Love it when Melon is so frustrated he starts cursing for emphasis.
That's a spicy melon
Lol
"Thats a nice song you've got there, mind if I scream my name over it?"
and so Dr Khaled's music career was born.
which by the way great artists don't need to do that
You never heard michael said
" And the whole world has to answer right now when i tell you once again who's bad " ....." IT'S MJ BITCH WE THE BEST MUSIC "
And he hasn't lifted a fuckin finger since. What's your point??
I'm a simple man - I see a "NOT GOOD", I click
Day 38 of acknowledging that Anthony is a 7/10 (5 means I like him)
Grognak The Destroyer that’s a retarded scale
@Camilo Ortega your actions have consequences
DAMN!!
Flamagra didn't deserve a 5.
day 1 of acknowledging that Grognak The Destroyer broke my heart and is now a 5/10 (5 means I still forgive him)
October 2019: DJ Khaled dies from a heart attack
Calling it.
we'll see
Yet another death on Anthony's hands
Anthony fanthanos
I shall leave this comment here so I can come back to it
I despise the way he uses he son as a marketing tool
Wow Anthony. I wasn't NOT expecting a bad review, but you didn't have to say DJ Khaled should lose custody of Asahd. That was pushing it a little bit, buddy.
Huey Oblongata *no it wasn’t*
Lol Khaled absolutely uses his kid as another arm of his own self promotion.
Might not be illegal but its still shit and I GUARANTEE you Asahd is gonna grow up to be a piece of trash if this continues.
I am the Father of Asahd
It wasn't pushed far enough tbh lmao
I agree don't involve the kid because I'm all honesty he Asahd really had nothing to do with the creation of the album even though it was supposed to be a joke too far
He had people MAKE MUSIC under HIS NAME and STILL released a SHITTY ALBUM.
all 874 dislikes are just DJ Khaled and everyone who worked on the album
it’s him and his alts, I’m sure everyone who actually worked on the project from the other producers, editors, management team and featured artists all hated it too
DJ Khaled’s Fatherhood: NOT GOOD
"Fatherhood" sounds like a legit title of an album by DJ Khaled.
RIP DJ KHALID
Fantano needs to go to prison for all these murders tbh
Lol
Fuck off with this stupid joke
@@leboiboiboi this is a joke no more. It is serious. Ask Lil peep,Linkin Park and xxxtentacles .
@@leboiboiboi 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
I’d rather my music be mysterious and unique than mainstream and trash.
^^^^
Ur pfp is twenty one pilots tho
Ciaran Wright and?
@@DustinSmith796 well they're mainstream artists while your comment makes you looks like a anti-mainstream underground type guy
@@progunjack5556 well, back then when my Pfp was Twenty Øne Piløts, I do still hate mainstream music, the only ones I can stand are stuff like Twenty Øne, Panic!, My Chemical Romance, and rap like Tyler, The Creator or N.W.A. And 2pac and maybe some Bones & Harmony tho I bump them religiously. The reason for TOP is because that was the first piece of music outside Christian music I started listening to when I was like 13 (pretty sad right) after that I started going more underground like $uicideboy$, I know you didn’t ask for a court statement but just wanted to clear that up, I’m not all anti mainstream I just listen to more mental health or emo stuff when it comes to mainstream
DJ Khaled: *tours this album*
Me: Congratulations, you played yourself.
Careful anthony he might make a video about you shooting indirects and call you mysterious 😂
@@FirstLast-lh5ev mysteriouthy fantano here the internets biggest music nerd
WE THE WORST MUSIC
They aint believe in us....
You're smart.
You're loyal.
Another one.
DJ Khaled killed,
Watermelon dropped on his head.
I mean, are we really surprised though?
who said we were
Major Key had some really good songs honestly
@@fakenamerealchungus9851 Facts, hating on Khaled is trendy, but he does put out a lot of filler music. 🤷🏿♂️
This is hella cathartic given DJ Khalid’s freak out about the charts
Couldn't agree more with this review. Trash / 10. But MBDTF still deserves a 10 wtf
Fact
nope it wont happen lol
21st century melon man
Lol, his only bad review
calling DJ Khalid's fatherhood NOT GOOD was a bit too far Anthony.
Stale joke, even worse rendition.
My Mom Says I'm a Champion Jesus, everyone’s a critic nowadays.
@@christopherlowery3797 Yes, this is only true "nowadays". And the days decades ago when this corny line was birthed.
@@christopherlowery3797 Kinda ironic that we're watching a music critic isnt it?
Lol ok Colton. You have a good day, buddy...you cool, cool guy.
Yeah Travis doesn't care about features LOL
Yeah cause Chopstix hook is terrible.
Prob cause hes trash too
when the song is good like hot he goes in like it’s his own song
@@_unholydrip created the greatest trap album of all time but aight
Just because it wasn’t titled
“Father Of Melon”
I normally don't watch your Not Good videos, but I just wanted to see you shit on this guy. Thanks Melon
Not goods are the best! Melon popping the fuck off
This ones my favorite next to the Coldplay one
@@coltoncurlee2423 the lil xan review was also awesome
dude. I can relate with Khaled. Some days, I'm in the studio for hours and I've only produced the word: "The"
He ain’t trying to make good albums, Melon, he wants to make good anthems and sells.. thought you knew that before you said that asahd should disown his dad to be named Asahd Fantano.. 🤦🏾♂️
If yall are gonna beat the fuck outta these old jokes, for the love of god put a little bit of effort into it. Especially if you're going to defend the trash ass fuckin album in the process. Great comment all around.
DJ Khaled: WE THE BEST.
Anthony Fantano: I don't think so.
Wow LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you called him the living Meme. i'm weak right now! 😁😂🤣🤣🤣
Right
Next Khaled album - Asahd is a Father
Almost expected Chris Stuckmanns music to start playing after that explosion
Frfr 😂
*GET STUCKMANIZED*
Basically he is going for BROKE, and "trying" to cash out. He's at the end of his record deal.
This rating is untrue. He said we the best music, this is a 10
You’re wrong Anthony. I heard this album JUST THE OTHER DAY in a barbershop
Mark Ronson is a producer and he often plays the instruments himself.
This guy, who once injured innocent people by trying to crowd surf with his walk-in fridge shaped ass, is not.
what’s funny about this, is that Khaled genuinely believes this is his best work to date.. shits funny lol
It's pretty darn good.
@@Ainttrippin bahahahhahaha thanks man needed that.
he's hype personified. he'll even get hyped by seeing a wrapper on the floor
Don Jon or or or get this, there are just albums that are bad that everyone universally agrees
FANTANO NEVER CURSES LIKE THIS. LOL. CLASSIC.
ALBERT EINSTEIN so many godamn’s
Like many divas, DJ Khaled is shocked that no one is as impressed by his life and family as much he is...
Anthony also reviewed dj Khaled’s eating habits. They also were not good
EGG WHITES
i just thought all dj khaled did was stand in the background screaming "anotha one" until i watched this video
How is that different after you watching this? That IS what he does.
So what does he do in the studio? Just sit there? I thought he at least produced it lol. So he just pays these rappers to make songs with him. Bill Gates could hypothetically have a #1 album? (Or #2 in this case)
He exists
That's it
I think he just arranges the rappers and producers to work together lol
He comes up with an idea, finds the right producer to follow his idea and make the right beat and then he arranges a group of artists that fit the beat
It's kinda like a DJ hosted mixtape as a full studio album
Tyler has a album with the features not listed and very little promotion from outside companies. Father of Asahd is a album that’s is just features of popular artist and a remix of friend like me at the end of Aladdin. And Tyler gets 1 on billboard charts. That’s where talent gets u.
Great review Melon, but you didn’t have to say that the US should pass a one child policy to prevent another DJ Khaled album.
Lol 😆
Eight words no one has ever said: "Hey, put on that new DJ Khaled album."
how could no one like DJ Khalid screaming his name over every track?
5 mo is underrated
He doesn't shout it enough. If he shouted his name 7 times a song it would've been a strong 9