EGG DROP - U.S. Navy vs William Osman
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- čas přidán 7. 08. 2019
- I still can not believe the U.S. Navy said yes to an egg drop... AND THEY PAID ME.
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I MEANT TO HAVE A NON EGG DROP VIDEO BETWEEN THE LAST EGG DROP. DON'T BE MAD AT ME WE JUST GOT KICKED OUT OF OUR HOUSE AND I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO FINISH THE OTHER VIDEO. I PROMISE I HAVE NOT BECOME AN EGG DROP CHANNEL.
Why did you get kicked out of your house?
I DON'T KNOW. WE PAID RENT ON TIME EVERY MONTH.
William Osman i love uuuu
William Osman You can live with me William. Don’t set my house on fire tho
i love you
Most CZcamsrs: Dollar Shave Club
William Osman: U S N A V Y
OMG LOL
Hey, he could have been sponsored by dollar shave club for that shaving cream
YUP XD
The great deserved the best your country have
I say "your country" because im irish
US Navy Chief: *Loud screaming*
William: *giggles and sprays shaving cream*
lol ikr
I got you to 1k likes
@@hunterchestnut5566 Congratulations! Here's 200 invisible internet points!
@Daniel Franco, me on Reddit
Jakkob See A man of culture
This is where our taxpayer dollars go and I can't complain honestly
$7 of it
Honestly i'd rather want our taxpayer money to go to this, instead of war
navy is pretty stupid there.
they added to much pressure on the egg using the yarn. So them tightening the small pocket areas around the egg made the egg burst
@@sweatysweak not to mention the way they made it was like a bomb dropping. Shoulda put it in the middle. And wrapped it. Way more material and cushion. Happy new year im trashed
Personally I expected williams lasagna ruin to flip and crash directly on the egg
how tf did the navy agree with this
like, no, seriously, how did the navy took a look at a grown adult vacuuming pudding off a carpet with a roomba with his friends and thought "ah yes this man will surely make our recruitment numbers grow" 😂
I mean I was considering going into one of the branches and now I’m pretty sure I know what branch I’m going into
It was some of the best propaganda for a branch of the military that I've ever seen :P
it is like they were high when deciding whether or not to sponsor the video
I think it's cause most of william's viewers are teens
You laugh, but today I learned that the Navy has computer experts (which was obvious but I didn't think of it)
Normal CZcams sponsors:
Skillshare, dollar shave club
William Osman sponsors:
THE US NAVY
We're gonna get him next
its propaganda
Oh boy can’t wait
@@colonelcrockett2250 why not copganda too?
the perfect razor...
Man defeats entire U.S Navy with lasagna tray. (1978 colourised)
Lone Italian scientist tests parachuting methods against the entirety of the US Navy (1978)(colorized)
Italy and the us becoming allys and making an egg drop challenge1990 colorized
His next video he does this with the president. I wouldn't be surprised
r/fakehistoryporn
yall know they had colored pictures in 1978?
William can now legally say that he beat the United States Navy with only a lasagna trey, shaving cream, a sponge, and an egg
And shredded top secret navy documents
i can legally say that too, but i would be lying
@@abandonedaccount123 🤓
@@mech-x-xavious and tape
Don't forget the tape and the top secret sprinkles!
William: makes literal homemade explosives
The US Navy: cool, here’s a sponsor
and to get them to say that he's decent then he has to make homemade atomic bombs
Like they say, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. He had at least 2 government agents watching him the whole time.
they were actually bribing him to stop making improvised explosives in his basement
"Why did you join the Navy?"
"I watched an egg drop video on the youtubes."
Y e s
YESSS SIR LOL
The Virgin Nord VPN sponsorship
Vs.
The Chad U.S. navy sponsorship
absolute Chadlad
Next
The Brad U.S President Sponsorship
The kyle monster energy sponsorship
Hell yeah
The virgin world of warships sponsor
The chad US Navy Sponsorship
Everyone: Has fancy names
Meanwhile : *Civilian William* : )
Civilliam osman
Civi willi
Ciwillian Osman
Just came back to comment, but I already did
Hello little Civillies, this is big Civillie
2:47 I thought she said:
“we shoot cyberbullies”
Lmaoo
XDD
hmm they do
William, i have to unsubscribe for defeating my country's navy, now we don't have any defenses on our coasts 😭
Michael Reeves better watch out.
Is it weird I wanna do that now?
My tax dollars have never been put to better use. Sponsoring Osman
Your welcome William.
I wouldn't expect to see Navy sponsor a guy with an Arabic name in order to carry out a strike against one of their own carriers. This is some 6D chess we are watching
Does that make everyone in American a sponsor 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@Primo Antonius Basically the working theory is this. They were gonna throw him off the carrier, but when he beat them fair and square they decided to let him go
Hey I have your profile picture as my Instagram
William osman a year ago: *house burns down and has to live in an MV*
William osman now: *THIS VIDEO WAS SPONSORED BY THE NAVY*
And apparently just got kicked out of his home again...
I still remember when that video came out 😂
kavekid but he also got kicked out of his house soooooo...
@@JSMachineWorks ikr I'm so worried :(
@@JSMachineWorks Wait, what?! Really?
Can we talk about how William managed to make the Navy Chief break character and laugh over his cream?
That sounds very bad out of context
@@xxcattoxx544 ...?... OOOH🤣
W-wait what do you mean by that??
William: We'll obey because they have guns...
Also William: cuts to radar unit
@Gaming Corp. bruh the radar unit is a flat faceted panel that spins around to detect radar waves, and the thing he zooms in on describes that
@@BikiBop Maybe that's just what they WANT you to think
@@couchmaster3773 👀
I'm sure they reviewed his footage before he was able to upload lol.
Will: The US Navy is sponsoring this video
Me: *I hAve SEverAL qUeStiONs*
Let me start. What the actual fuck happened.
I am amazed by three things in this video
#1 Will BEAT the U.S. navy
#2 the U.S. navy made Will a SHIRT
#3 Will takes off his hoodie and he's JACKED
Truly a video for the ages
That actually means that the william osman youtube channel is sponsored by the us government
U.S. Navy: we still have $8 left in the budget for advertising.....
weinerschnitzelboy damn thanks for that my man 🤗
0:50 *NO COMBAT VEHICLES*
There is a story there and it probably involves a tank.
Daniel S and I’m speaking for everyone here I want to know it
Or a really fat person with diahorrea
10/10
@@L33_006 maybe its a tank fullof that
@@tenshiaj3630 I like how you used "full of" in that context.
I love how in the car wash there's a sign saying "no combat vehicles".
By the old rule that if there's a sign, someone's probably done it, I guess someone took their fricking tank to the carwash or something. That's hilarious.
Probably took a HMMWV or a JLTV or some other vehicle but it is a funny thought considering all the stupid shit that goes on in the military, at least the army from my experience
Remember, if you ever wonder where your taxes go, it's to a man with a pan with shaving cream
Money well spent
@@kirchoffkyle americans: drops egg off carrier “OMG SO COOL”. meanwhile, in the UK the RAF races a fighter jet against a supercar. hmm…
I'd rather pay for that than for politicians sitting in their office and doing nothing but formulating empty phrases all day long.
William: *Drops egg*
US Navy: We need this man, fast.
He's gonna help us win all our wars!
Correction:
William: *drops egg*
the egg: *survives*
US NAVY: We need this man fast
US NAVY: We need a new chief engineer
This single man collectively defeated the entire US Navy.
*_COLLECTIVELY_*
Defeated the collective of the entire us navy.
all single man of him
@@Iwatoda_Dorm This single collective manned the entire defeated US Navy.
William has been contacted by Vladimir Putin.
The navy is still running the ads for this in 2022, almost 3 years later.
Other CZcamsrs: “we get our videos sponsored by companies like NordVPN”
William Osman: “Hold my beer...”
The navy is trying to become friends with William so they can take his electric carpet
Electric carpet bombing 🤔
This is how Rainbow six siege starts, he's going to be Bandit
@@rafaelcontreras1553 William 'Bandito' Osman: *taps wall-power wires together*
@@Rex-sy8ye "I used to be a youtuber, I had to drops eggs from very big heights, even hurt my roomate, and I was so good at it, that it got me a promotion"
No, they sponsored him for his advance, torture methods
The military hates him! See how this one man outperforms the entire US Navy using only shaving cream, a lasagna tin, and a sponge.
Don't forget the tape and top secret sprinkles
with only 3 dollars (and taxes)
In only 15 minutes
As my Army friend would say...
That doesn't say much
To be clear, this is a joke
The navy's awesome
Don't tell him I said that
Unliked, gotta keep that 666
Next egg drop “Challenging Trump to an Egg Drop.”
I'd watch that
"My drop would be TREMENDOUS the best ever."
They could do it on the wall
Honestly biden v trump egg drop would beat the shit out of that crappy debate
I guess it'll have to be with Biden
William: hey bring it lower
William as well: does fart noise in boommike
Who's mike
@@ugothexed mikeock
@@vargaroli9421 ha
this man went from laser cutting a ham Vin diesel to beating the US Navy in an egg drop, we are watching history
The ham vin diesel was making me gasp for air
YOU SPOILED IT YOU MONSTER
How in the world did you get sponsored by the navy
Oh I know
They want the electric carpet
They found his oil
Yeah
For the area 51 perimeter for sure
The ultimate killing machine
So the aliens wontnescape
They are still airing ads for this lol
I like how William usually has some basis of logic in his drops but when he goes to do it on an aircraft carrier he just kinda throws trash with an egg in it
"No combat vehicles allowed" Imagine what happened to force them to put that sign up
all weird rules have great stories behind them
I mean I know some guys I went to boot with who drove an up armored humvee through a McDonald's
Probably the gun mount ripped off a spray model
-pulls up in a fighter jet-
All bases have them on their car washes. I blame Camp Pendleton putting there Recon LAAV's like five feet from one. Marines always go for the easiest and maybe dumbest method possible.
Bruh the government just gave you money to throw eggs at the ground
Your tax dollars at work for the best possible cause.
And I've never been more pleased with how my tax dollars are spent.
BarnacleChomper those eggs are little nuggets of convincing that you should join the navy
STONKS
Not even the ground, THEIR boat!
I mean ship!
2:24 - Any time you ask any person from the military what they do, "I'm a [abbreviation]" as if my civilian ass knows what that is.
Cryptological technician Networking
They come up with fake fancy titles to make the idiots signing up for the military feel special and better about themselves
@@SupremeShuckle Just a job title, but okay.
mines gonna be ctr which is kinda a simaliar job to ctn
@@BlazeKing_ mine will be CBT
Bro the ads hyped this up so much 💀💀
William Osman: 1
US Navy: 0
Not sure if it's a good thing...
Probably got the firing squad soon after uploading this
They're computer nerds. If this was a cyber egg drop they would have won.
@@spazmaticaa7989 That, or they air dropped several eggs (safely) on him at his house
@@spazmaticaa7989 Maybe if they were in the navy for North Korea
It's gonna give Michael a confidence boost 😐
I find it funny how the U.S navy sponsored him but his landlords are afraid of "science experiments" in the house
To be fair if you remember what happened to his last house...
iamsoapyloaf underscore wildfire*
im pretty sure the U.S. navy can better utilize his destructive nature
California rhymes with communist pro migration environmentalist
The landlord is frustrated nobody, mad at some kid being famous for the next decades while his sorry unknown ass is going to be a coffee stain mark in said kid biography. Some people are that petty and can't handle seeing others happy.
I laughed when the lady said “your gonna need to stop” while he just smiles and does shaving cream
I like how in the store they specifically kept the cat on William's shirt unblurred
No one:
US Navy: we will pay you to drop eggs on our multi-billion dollar aircraft carrier
Now this is an administration I can get behind
Boat
My Countries navy:We will pay you to drop eggs on our Multi-million dollar Aircraft Carrier
Me: [Le Gasp]
I am honored to drop eggs on your Aircraft Carrier
Stonks
Finley The Cat using tax payer dollars.
William: gets sponsored by the navy
Michael: wanted and in hiding
MAN CHILD ON THE RUN
Hawaiian 3’ 2” small child seen drinking neighbors pool water
Am I the only one who just started getting a bunch of ads showing this video off from the Navy?
No, i just got an ad a few minutes ago
Nope, I just got one a month later.
Is nobody going to mention how gracefully the lasagna pan fell?
"This video is sponsored by the U.S. Navy."
Huh, that's interesting.
*one minute in and williams joking about launch codes*
This video is not gonna be sponsored by the Navy for long.
Idk it showed that the navy can be cool and fun. That is great PR.
Navy is the second biggest meme behind the air force, I love it.
The navy's version of this video on their site that they edited kept that joke, so I think they're ok with it.
This is where the navy puts their funding
Gnohomo SKY PENIS SKY PENIS
Only thing that could be better is 「T H A N O S J E T」
Chief: 5 minutes!
William (in a 10 minute challenge): left or gone ?
That was the joke
Made me laught, thanks :)
wooosh
@@LANstorm. no
@@Floedekage yes
Absolutely love how they felt the necessity of pointing out the 'NO COMBAT VEHICLES' in the car wash
It's been a year and No one knows how tf big willy got sponsored by the navy
"That's future me's problem" Ahhh, such familiar words.
@@kuartz. We live in a society
Bobby Duke Arts fire starts xx
nice english
The saying is almost always followed up with the opening of youtube in my case.
I'm disappointed in the 3 commentor above me
*BOTTOM TEXT*
Will:this video is sponsored by the us navy
Me:These are confusing times
@@mementomori6992 I was just saying that because of the meme from avengers end game
How? Can't the navy have fun? XD
damn, i was actually at that shooting range around the time this video was filmed. i'm sad i didn't get to be apart of this, rip.
It’s almost suspicious how many times William asked for launch codes
William Osman uses a lasagne tray, shaving cream, a sponge, and tape to single handedly defeat the US Navy.
Edit: In the next episode, William will use kettle corn, cotton balls, dental floss, and spare cat hair to defeat North Korea.
IS THERE NOTHING HE CANT DO?!
Ikr 😂😂
Don't forget the top secret document sprinkles
Imagine the debriefing... 2 trained specialists lost against a crazy cat dude?
Welcome to jackass
Vincent Dahmen they’re not technicians
*10 minute timer*
Navy Chief: "That was 5 minutes!"
William: "Wait, left or gone?"
Me: "wtf?"
Lol. Was like, both?
@@jcsantos0005 I know right!?
Jesus William...you're an electrical engineer...
that’s the joke...
@@TheTurtle "We've spent 10 minutes unrolling yarn" so it's a fifteen minute timer now ? ? ?
I think they had fifteen minutes, not sure tho
Imagine being so brand friendly that you get sponsored by the us navy
“I’m gonna piece one of the documents back together.”
*and William never left the beach.*
The crazy thing is that while a human could never unscramble a shredded document, with machine learning it may be totally possible within the next few years for a robot to do it, at which point those bags of shredded trash could become highly sought after secret data.
"OK the budget is $3"
US Navy "Ok cool so $3 billion dollars, gonna be tough that's a pretty tight budget but we might just be able to make it"
Yes
+ tax though
Next video: dropping a battleship with an egg on board from 100 feet.
@@chimalez2924 I need this wonton destruction
You won
Local man defeats navy with $3 of supplies (plus tax) on their own ship
I legit can't believe William collabed with the US Navy, that's just below that chopsticks video where his invention was flawless in terms of baffled-ness
florida man strikes back
William Ozzman is trying to find out the codes for launching nuclear missiles by flirting for nine minutes.
When the NAVY realizes he has 'Osman' in his name.
US Navy: Trains soldiers for success
A williamy boi: *Hold my lasagna tray*
Navy has no soldiers only sailors
@@yosefbacharach2623 Your comment has absolutely devastated my day, deleting my phone right now, can't stand such negativity here.
Corgarian Chris he’s just correcting you man. The marines have marines, army has soldiers, navy has seamen and Air Force has airmen
@@corgarian745 my bad was just pointing out a miner (and quite common) mistake didn't mean to ruin your day.
@@yosefbacharach2623 Might as well delete my whole Android operating system after this "miner" correction.
William: "wins eggdrop challenge"
everyone in America: *sweating intensifies*
Lmfao yes
We must get more troops
SPOILER -_-
@@Lifes_Character Why are you reading the comments before watching the video
*Wait, this is the same warship with Corona cases?!*
Siddharth Das yes
I like how William titled the video 'U.S Navy vs William Osman' instead of 'William Osman vs U.S Navy'.
Don’t be fooled, William - they’re just trying to get the secret of your remote control pumpkin boat!
*ship
When the US Navy gives you permission to do an egg drop so you bring a lasagna tray full of shaving cream.
*_And make a mess, and become the first civilian to defeat the US nvay_*
@@mxsephie9117 no...our own polticians did
@@al_pastorbradley8647 ok boomer
@@stevenwoods8267 Ok liberal
YouAreProbablyAutistic lol okay
@@NomTheDom
Ok boomer
"Top secret sprinkles" my new favorite combination of words.
1:16 I love that the cat with the bread slice isn't pixelated
Years later:
Son, have I ever told you the tale of how I defeated the us navy with nothing but a pan.
Lassaagaaagssana pan*
And shaving cream with sprinkles on it
@@ctrlzme.6448 *top secret sprinkles
Son: Dad, you've been telling me that since I was born
And then they paid me afterwards
Those are my three tax dollars!
*Worth it*
So worth it
Ey F.B.I agent, howd you like thos pronz last night?
The moment the chief barked, I just, froze up. Like, geez.
I love how he says taxes are a scam lol😂😂😂😂😂
Navy Chief: "Oh one piece of tape on a sponge"
I was dying at that line
"Hey guys i got sponsored by world of warshi-"
"AMATEUR"
"who said that?"
William Osman: AMATEUR
That's the equivalent of making a c.o.d. game and them some war vet walks in and just says, "Nah, not realistic enough, the bloom on the gun is WAY too exaggerated, and there isn't enough blood."
Yeah srsly though this is a WoW sponsorship on steroids.
Guy 1: i got sponsered by World of Warships
Guy 2: oh yeah? I got sponsered by World of Tanks
William: i got sponsered by the US navy
@@Weylin132 🤣🤣
I think it was real engeneering but spmebody got sponsored by the british royal airforce
Xaverderschnitzelfan but this is the US Navy, the most powerful single military entity in the world
And he beat them with a lasagna pan and shaving cream
0:50 when you have to put a "NO COMBAT VEHICLES" sign at your car wash
Bruh how come I just saw this add?
Who would win:
The entire US Navy
or
some egg on a sponge
Obviously The U-
Some egg on a sponge
1 creamy boi
In a lasagna pan full of shaving cream
I don’t feel safe knowing William is better at something than the US Navy
kellco nillco I feel more safe
Why do you think the navy called for him
tbf they're CTNs, they're desk nerds not technicians.
This comment made my day XDDDD
Gods help us all
“Oh one piece of tape of a sponge”
This is amazing. This is how you connect with people
Man destroys entire U.S. Navy with a lasagna tray 2019 colorized
One of the most advanced military’s in the world lost to a single man. This is big brain energy.
*The most advanced military in the world* FTFY
Why do I get this video as a recruitment ad almost every day when I'm watching CZcams🤨
How did they even contact him? “Sup it’s ya boi Uncle Sam! Want to drop an egg from a multi billion dollar aircraft carrier?!”
Well, as someone who has had a military recruiter TEXT MY MOTHER to ask her if I would want to join the nuclear project, and then when she said not hey sent her a picture of Uncle Sam, vectors she had to explain to them I can’t even join the military because I’m disabled...yes, that is probably exactly how that conversation went down with William
Who were the people he worked with? Do they shoot guns? No.
Hint. Hint.
So what you’re saying is we all indirectly sponsored this video
Sanam Amin exactly
Now you know where the black budgets go to
Not me
I did not
Except for me cause I dont live in America...
*finger guns away*
William is gonna get put on a list if he keeps asking for the launch codes
I kept hearing "lunch codes" and never even questioned it
Oh I'm sure he's been on all the lists for a long time already.
Williams already on the list. Remember when he put a gun on a a battleship game. He was on their watchlist 5 years prior
Someone feed this enderman
I'd assume by default that all known associates of the cussy dwarf are on _all_ the lists.
I love how much more excited he is about the meat sticks than top secret documents
That’s my ship. And my base. Don’t know any of these people. And that chief.. uh... we don’t act like that here.
lmao, either a joke or a lie
I'm sure the chief acted like that for the video, my dude
Ok but can you get me Micknair's number
Tiernan Wilkinson that’s a no. For one, idk if she’s even on the ship anymore and if she is, idfk where she works. The ship is 3 football fields long and anywhere from 10 - 19 stories tall. She could be ANYWHERE lmao
People are getting sponsored by gfuel. This dude out here getting sponsored by the United States Navy
The navy sponsored acouple CZcamsrs this week actually, I already watched 3 other videos sponsored by them. Someone said in a comment in another video that the us navy is trying to get recruits and it's actually pretty true with this being the 4th sponsored video I seen. They're litteraly looking for CZcamsrs to sponsor that are family freindly
Cloud9 are sponsored by us airforce
Nate Dawg that’s actually pretty smart
Michael
Looks like they are short in cannon fodder lately
Did we just witness the beginning of military sponsorship all over CZcams?
The answer is yes.
Welcome to the new age of recruiting guys. Hot memes and be all you can be.
The Bundeswehr from Germany had ads during the Gamescom in Cologne. "Multiplayer at its best"
Meme all that you can meme.
I guess Call of Duty wasn't getting them enough young recruits so now they are advertising on CZcams.
Natural they've already been sponsoring youtube videos.
You do know that the US Air Force is one of the primary sponsors of Cloud9's CSGO team, right?
While william is distracting the navy, our beloved goblin is risking his life in their base getting the launch codes!
Why did I just get an ad for this? I’m not mad, I love this video, but it’s two years old, so why now?
Tax money going towards a wall
Me: meh
Tax money going towards the Navy for an egg drop challenge
Me: Hell Yeah!!!
@@scoogger44 doubt it was taxed
1 thousandth like
Holy shit lol, I wasn't expecting 1K likes XD
alternate title: william making the entire US Navy uncomfortable by asking for launch codes and secret information and totally ignoring rules
Michael Reeves taught him well
Lol i though he say lunch code but your makes way more sense
@@missingno303 wth happened here
They weren't uncomfortable. That's literally what they're asked every single time they tell someone what their job is
@@nicholasgeorge4197 wow you're very passionate about my joke, didn't know it was personal
6:32 "its gonna be called splunk"
every blue team cyber engineer watching: *winces*
Why is there a US navy add with some clip and audio from this video? Guess the army us switching its tactics to egg drops officially thanks to your genius work lol.
You managed to get on a ship before me
and I'm in the US Navy.
why
Try dropping an egg in a lasagna tin with shaving cream and a sponge
wassupppls123 keep it that way
Me too wtf
wassupppls123 same fts hooyah
Sounds like someone’s in power school or at prototype. Best regards the child of a machinists mate.
Next Video:
Michael Reeves designs defence systems for Area 51
Just a million of the eye tracking laser pointers
Yes
@@tormclean9657 yes
@@allegrochicken891 yes
@@loy5800 -Yes-
*good sound devices
William: haha fart joke