It’s common knowledge that not telling you why is a defense against several headaches including “being wrong, having tangible statements that can be used in court, and giving you a position to argue from.” Idk what the violation was, what was it? Oh, that’s for me to know, and you to swallow
Fun fact: Grolnok the Omnivore was born from one of The Gitrog Monster's eggs. And the cult that stole said egg did it because they believe Grolnok is destined to fight and eat Toxrill. Shit's crazy on Innistrad.
...so a Tatsunari, Toad Rider deck with Grolnok, all Gitrog variations, various other frogs, and Toxrill springs to my mind. That is a frog jumping pun but no it was not intentional.
I honestly doubt the average denizen of Innistrad had much fear (or sanity) left to be bothered when the Phyrexians invaded. Thalia was in trouble until the Gitrog appeared, but less sane denizens like Gisa and Geralf practically made a game of it.
@@lazerninga the average citizen has the biweekly monster invasions marked on their calendars, and there are bogo sales on torches, pitchforks, and logs for the bonfires.
@@whodoc226 The fact that the 'unwilling' qualifier had to be added at all brings up the possibility that there is someone or something that would WILLINGLY let Gitrog vore them.^^ Considering he's in Golgari colors this is FAR more likely than one might think.
I’ve seen a Thalrog deck use both the Gitrog’s. Imagine a giant frog saddling another giant frog that occasionally is saddled by (some) lady with a sword
you combo it with spelunking (lands you control come in untapped), skullspore nexus (2 and tap it to double power of something) and yargle and multani (18/6 vanilla for 6) to draw 36 cards, play every land in your hand, and then cast a billion spells, then when you discard down undergrowth is now a huge number and reanimatable creatures are now sitting in your graveyard. Also combine with lotus cobra because LOL LANDFALL
"Well At least they have to sacrifice the creature" This GreenBlack Darling we want our things on the graveyard our Battlefields is just a fricking Procedure to make the real sh1t happen
As someone running Gitrog in a GB Brawl deck with Honest Rutstein as a commander, it's pretty much like "oh no, I had my big creature saddle the Gitrog, however will I get it back" and then slam down Rutstein to reduce reuse and recycle the sacrificed creature. One of these days I want to pump the OTJ Hydra that creates treasure when it dies to something absurd and have Kermit eat it for the lols
I just finished building this yesterday, and had a blast playing with my buds, getting to sac a Yargle and Multani who had been doubled by Zopandrel was hilarious! Pod didn't seem to like it when I dropped all the lands in untapped (Thank you Spelunking) and then decided Ghalta, Stampede Tyrant needed to introduce the table to all of her friends😆
Waiting for my bois, the OG Jund powerhouse, the Shattergang Brothers. It's my first and favourite deck, built as an overall token deck to fuel my commander for value.
As a man who built Gitrog, Ravenous Rider and played my first commerder game with it last weeked, drawing 30 cards (18 of which were from frog on frog violence) is a hell of a drug.
I wanna put it in the 99 of a grindy Abzan "The Rock" deck that also has Spiritmonger and Pernicious Deed in it but i also yearn for the rhe days when 60 card casual shared playtime with EDH in multiplayer.
I have this deck. It's kinda silly when you factor in the fact that green also has so many landfall synergys. Avenger of Zendikar just makes a bunch of riders for the future, considering those plants will very quickly resemble Audrey 2
he's really good in my tatsunari deck. He can eat keimi to draw 3 cards and play 3 lands. And drawing that much probably means I can play an other enchantment next turn to do it again
I love how after becoming Thalia's horse during the Phyrexian invasion, Gitrog basically awakened to the cowgirl fetish and went into a planar journey of self Discovery to search for an even better rider😂😂 sounds like the backstory of history's greatest perv.
I already have a jank version of this boi built. None of the extremely horrific things you mentioned. However there are a couple creatures with P/T equal to lands I control, as well as 69 lands
I run this Gitrog in my Henzie blitz deck and i assure all who see this: you don’t know true happiness until you saddle a Giant Frog Monster with a Worldspine Wurm
The most dramatic power increase we can have is playing Rafiq of the Many as the commander. He won't sacrifice you to draw cards, he does have access to green mana, white and blue mana too. Plus he has a lion mount and a giant sword to slap opponents upside the head with. Or send in one other creature to do the work. Also day 24 of asking by the way.
Ok, so I pulled the funny frog out of a few packs I bought and really wanted to build a deck with him. Out of the many random cards I already owned it turned out to be a pretty good deck that players at my local TCG store groan at just the sight of. I love my funny frog creatures in Magic.
That Gitrog is super powerful and I would love to get free manna sources and cards for just playing the game. If I don't make him his own commander then I'll put him in slimefoot and squee.
She's fun, best X spells command, she doesn't care which way you take it. Not a Pokémon person, but it would be hilarious to make a proxy of her with Jessie and the flavor text of "prepare for trouble, and make it double!"
Still waiting to see Aragorn the Uniter. the man from the value town. nothing like getting more burn for your burn card or getting 21 commander damage for the low low cost of 4 mana.
This commander is a menace. I built mine with Low cost high powered creatures. So every turn I place a 3 mana 7 power to feed the frog. On average I get to draw 6-8 cards a turn and place 2-4 lands. Honestly one of the cards to show to far we are with power creep
Every time i see this frog on a piece of cardboard, i just know that its up to some heinous shit . i like green a lot , its my favorite colour , but even i think that sacrificing a 15 power creature , drawing 15 cards , and putting up to 15 lands into play is absolute bullshit
Anyone know if there is a way to force your opponent to cast one of your instants while its effect has been decided on the stack? Trying to build some kind of hive mind pact deck with a bunch of cards that have lose conditions on them and then forcing control of them over to my opponent’s side of the field before they resolve
This was a community guidelines violation on TikTok so you know it’s hot
What guideline did it violate? Too much heat on the roast?
@@Roseknight888 They straight up refuse to tell you why, I honestly do not know, it’s one of my tamer ones
You're a goddamn treasure. Please keep it up.
It’s common knowledge that not telling you why is a defense against several headaches including “being wrong, having tangible statements that can be used in court, and giving you a position to argue from.”
Idk what the violation was, what was it?
Oh, that’s for me to know, and you to swallow
@@maldhound please give my boy Ruric Thar the proper roast he deserves for his hatred of all non creatures
“GB funerals come with tip jars.” Church of Orzhov bout to sue for copyright infringement
It's less a tip jar, and more a toll booth for Orzhov
@@Keck282 For anyone withing one cubic mile of the incident.
Orzhov funerals have a ticket price, thank you very much.
Oh, you thought that meant not going was an option? Silly mage.
Golgari don't have funerals, they just stick your corpse in the recycling machine to get all that value.
someone needs to check on Thalia right now
Fun fact: Grolnok the Omnivore was born from one of The Gitrog Monster's eggs. And the cult that stole said egg did it because they believe Grolnok is destined to fight and eat Toxrill.
Shit's crazy on Innistrad.
BUT... can they get it?
@@toddpacker1015Grolnok, Toxrill, or tje Gitrog Monster?
...so a Tatsunari, Toad Rider deck with Grolnok, all Gitrog variations, various other frogs, and Toxrill springs to my mind. That is a frog jumping pun but no it was not intentional.
I honestly doubt the average denizen of Innistrad had much fear (or sanity) left to be bothered when the Phyrexians invaded. Thalia was in trouble until the Gitrog appeared, but less sane denizens like Gisa and Geralf practically made a game of it.
@@lazerninga the average citizen has the biweekly monster invasions marked on their calendars, and there are bogo sales on torches, pitchforks, and logs for the bonfires.
I just realized! The Gitrog is in this set as a mount that eats its riders, and was last seen being ridden by Thalia…. Where is Thalia?
Oh….oh no!
Cut to gitrog politely using a toothpick
@@eieneidnf A rather pointy silver toothpick...
She rode until she found a nice "farm" to retire to.
Hell. She's in hell for being just a little bit annoying.
I hope Thalia is alright, I miss her
Gitrog ate her that's why he so hungry because she was so tasty that he can't taste no more.
The toad vores an [un]willing creature to draw cards and put lands into play
It is a curse to be literate.
@@whodoc226 The fact that the 'unwilling' qualifier had to be added at all brings up the possibility that there is someone or something that would WILLINGLY let Gitrog vore them.^^
Considering he's in Golgari colors this is FAR more likely than one might think.
@@zackkelley2940 I need booze. Or bleach.
@zackkelley2940 Reanimate the gitrog guano and get either a Scute Bug, random 2/2 compsagnaphgus dino, or the Green Knight
@@kinryuten They have easy access to reanimation and we know how big they are on recycling.
Can't be any worse than your average 9-5 job really.^^
Can we just appreciate MaldHound's ability to couch what amounts to a whole ass deck tech in a 100 second roast.
... I am having the ever so normal idea of saddling gitrog, then giving the creature that saddled it colossification.
"I said I wanted a LARGE fry with my order"
I’ve seen a Thalrog deck use both the Gitrog’s. Imagine a giant frog saddling another giant frog that occasionally is saddled by (some) lady with a sword
Switch the Swordlady with an Apple and you get the YGO Card „Toadally awesome“.
Why is it always Frogs?!?
"Necropotence kind of an okay card." No bigger an understatement has ever been made. Gotta say, when i see some MaldHound in my feed, i gotta watch.
As someone who made a The Gitrog Ravenous Ride deck out of spite and named it "Villain Arc". Thank you for giving me ideas.
You should definitely add Unnatural Growth, double both Gitrog and the saddled creature's power lol
Its wild how the Gitrog basically followed the FNAF pipeline of actually scary and threatening monster to basically just a mascot for funnies
But the funnies still involve casual murder.
@@HeraldOfOpera We talking FNAF or Gitrog lmao
@@Hatneas That's the joke.
She may not get it from you, but Gitrog's next batch of eggs is gonna have me as the father.
Quite frankly I'd let Gitrog mpreg me any day of the week
Wonder what weird, complicated combo this version of our favorite death frog will be
It's not that complicated. Saddle with a HUGE creature, draw an arbitrary large amount of cards, profit.
you combo it with spelunking (lands you control come in untapped), skullspore nexus (2 and tap it to double power of something) and yargle and multani (18/6 vanilla for 6) to draw 36 cards, play every land in your hand, and then cast a billion spells, then when you discard down undergrowth is now a huge number and reanimatable creatures are now sitting in your graveyard. Also combine with lotus cobra because LOL LANDFALL
And as long as we're triggering landfall let's get a Scute Swarm in there, too.
"Well At least they have to sacrifice the creature"
This GreenBlack Darling we want our things on the graveyard our Battlefields is just a fricking Procedure to make the real sh1t happen
Which he brings up immediately afterwards.
@@HeraldOfOpera i wasn't talking to maldhound i was talking to Timmy XD
0:50 One month in JJK...
Finally a Golgari commander i can use to evaporate other players
Greatest description ever
Kermit sacrificing the cookie monster for real estate
It’s the story of an hermit Druid after frog and a frog, by the turn 4 they had 18 land on the battlefield
Crying, begging, PLEADING for a roast on Chishiro, the Shattered Blade. Or as I like to call him, Atraxa but based
As someone running Gitrog in a GB Brawl deck with Honest Rutstein as a commander, it's pretty much like "oh no, I had my big creature saddle the Gitrog, however will I get it back" and then slam down Rutstein to reduce reuse and recycle the sacrificed creature.
One of these days I want to pump the OTJ Hydra that creates treasure when it dies to something absurd and have Kermit eat it for the lols
Well now we need to see the horsey, Calamity go brrr.
This is basically what my yargle multani deck did in the cmand zone. It's a greater good in the vommand zone with extra benefits.
Oh man that Yargle and Multani value with this is *messed* *up* also “Necropotence, kind of an ok Magic card” 😂😂😂
Yo. Big sexy, sarcasm man. Hear me. Kelsien the Plague from Ikoria Commander. Great video
Yes please sarcasm man
I just finished building this yesterday, and had a blast playing with my buds, getting to sac a Yargle and Multani who had been doubled by Zopandrel was hilarious! Pod didn't seem to like it when I dropped all the lands in untapped (Thank you Spelunking) and then decided Ghalta, Stampede Tyrant needed to introduce the table to all of her friends😆
Spelunking is brilliant, thank you for the war crimes I'm about to commit
I love the idea behind this as a commander, but I decided to build Eriette, the Beguiler, first since most of people I play with have thief decks
sending this to my gf who is building gitrog lmao 💜
you could sac the gitrog monster to The Gitrog and I love that for them.
Time for a new Maldhound themed commander deck
Finally, that playset of Lupine Prototype I bought was a good investment
Waiting for my bois, the OG Jund powerhouse, the Shattergang Brothers. It's my first and favourite deck, built as an overall token deck to fuel my commander for value.
Every time I think the game balance in digimon tcg is getting warped I just watch one of these and feel better about the state of that game
Their funeral comes with a tip jar. Goddamn that hit me good
No, no, Kermit's would be Tomorrow, Azami's Familiar.
ANIMAL would be the Gitrog Monster.^^
0:50 Got to channel your inner Eddie Hall.
As a man who built Gitrog, Ravenous Rider and played my first commerder game with it last weeked, drawing 30 cards (18 of which were from frog on frog violence) is a hell of a drug.
Please roast the old kemba, i wanna see you give her a "test"
Love your content still dude
Kha enduring or kha regent? Give every cat a sword or surround yourself with a cat for each sword you have😂
@@phoenixgaming454 regent
„Frog on Frog Violence“
Playing both, MtG and YGO I will use this term as a Title not only for the Gitrog Monster, but for „Toadally awesome“ as well.
I wanna put it in the 99 of a grindy Abzan "The Rock" deck that also has Spiritmonger and Pernicious Deed in it but i also yearn for the rhe days when 60 card casual shared playtime with EDH in multiplayer.
At least they had the forethought to make saddle sorcery speed so you can't do funky shite with Phyrexian Dreadnought.
I have this deck. It's kinda silly when you factor in the fact that green also has so many landfall synergys. Avenger of Zendikar just makes a bunch of riders for the future, considering those plants will very quickly resemble Audrey 2
Blim, Comedic Genius is outside your house. Let him in, he can be trusted.
my favorite play with this deck so far is turn four daemogoth titan, turn 5 gitrog and then attack and draw 11.
I fucking love every gitrog card
he's really good in my tatsunari deck. He can eat keimi to draw 3 cards and play 3 lands. And drawing that much probably means I can play an other enchantment next turn to do it again
Definitely an add for Yargle and Multani as aoon as I saw it. Drawing 18 is all I do
Oh god, gitrog + muldrotha + Lord of Extinction = endless fun!!
Oh, WOOOOOWWW, "Their funerals come with tip jars"... I'm dead. :D
This was born for Beastmasters Ascension.
I love how after becoming Thalia's horse during the Phyrexian invasion, Gitrog basically awakened to the cowgirl fetish and went into a planar journey of self Discovery to search for an even better rider😂😂 sounds like the backstory of history's greatest perv.
I already have a jank version of this boi built. None of the extremely horrific things you mentioned. However there are a couple creatures with P/T equal to lands I control, as well as 69 lands
I run this Gitrog in my Henzie blitz deck and i assure all who see this: you don’t know true happiness until you saddle a Giant Frog Monster with a Worldspine Wurm
The most dramatic power increase we can have is playing Rafiq of the Many as the commander. He won't sacrifice you to draw cards, he does have access to green mana, white and blue mana too. Plus he has a lion mount and a giant sword to slap opponents upside the head with. Or send in one other creature to do the work. Also day 24 of asking by the way.
Could you talk about Kresh, the Bloodbraided
I just kept spamming the 10s rewind at the beginning for fun. "Thi-thi-thi-this commander"
Once again I'm here asking you to do Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut ❤
Ok, so I pulled the funny frog out of a few packs I bought and really wanted to build a deck with him. Out of the many random cards I already owned it turned out to be a pretty good deck that players at my local TCG store groan at just the sight of. I love my funny frog creatures in Magic.
That Gitrog is super powerful and I would love to get free manna sources and cards for just playing the game. If I don't make him his own commander then I'll put him in slimefoot and squee.
Black does enjoy reminding you that life is a resource.
Oh no, Thalia!
Anytime you’ll do one on Magus Lucea Kane? X gon give it to ya
Just played against this Gitrogg deck today and it’s amazing.
Magus lucea kane please 😭
She's fun, best X spells command, she doesn't care which way you take it.
Not a Pokémon person, but it would be hilarious to make a proxy of her with Jessie and the flavor text of "prepare for trouble, and make it double!"
Black life loss decks are the reason i always run bolt
This is why you stop at 4, folks.😅
@@danieljohnson9917 i play nivmizzet they are still dead
@@danieljohnson9917 I cast Char. GG, and top card of my library was Lightning Helix too.
Yargle and Multani quietly sitting in the corner with 18 power
Very great card! But now you definitely want to do the totally balance Mole God Anzrag right? 😂
I had someone sacrifice Yargle and Multani to this with a Scute Swarm in play... They ended up with over 500,000 copies of Scute Swarm
This boy is my new favorite commander I love him so much
Day 257 Either Nashi would be nice to see Moon's Scion or Moon's Legacy pls or the new one for Alchemy
Day 3 for Koira sovereign of the deep
Smeagol, Helpful Guide next!
Still waiting for the roasting of our boy Shorikai, Genesis Engine. Or our dear Go-Shintai of Life's Origin. :]
He did shrines twice already
@@user-ui1ry8ge5o I cannot find any video of him on Go-Shintai.
Please give me ezuri, stalker of spheres
Still waiting to see Aragorn the Uniter. the man from the value town. nothing like getting more burn for your burn card or getting 21 commander damage for the low low cost of 4 mana.
Please do your choice of one of the Legendary Spellshapers from Prophecy.
As a Yeehaw Gitrog player this is entirely justified
This man's here teaching people how to build this deck and hating every second of it (he loves it)
The new Gitrog is in my Korvold for a reason.
I haven't wanted to ride a frog this bad since MHA
excuse me??
seek christ
legitimately best girl
That is a child
Please do a video on Sheoldred, the Apocalypse. You mentioned her in this episode for Norn's sake!
"and no the frog can't get it i have seen what that mouth do and i do not want any part of it"
*vore enthusiasts laughing*
Still asking for ma boy the Reaper King. The best WMD you can get for wood, twine and an old pumpkin.
Their funerals come with tip jars is an outrageously true statement.
new yargle tech thanks i love more ways to draw 18
Hear me out. 45 lands. 45 slimes against humanity. 9 flavor cards.
Also Mald, "Toadally" was right there
Yugioh archetype
Entering to win this from a Grazzet giveaway rn, can't wait to maybe commit real estate fraud
Just recently put together a list for this that got rated a 7 power.
This commander is a menace. I built mine with Low cost high powered creatures. So every turn I place a 3 mana 7 power to feed the frog. On average I get to draw 6-8 cards a turn and place 2-4 lands. Honestly one of the cards to show to far we are with power creep
I'm once again asking for my girl thrasta. Stormy stompy dino!
Once again asking for Oona queen of the fae
I’ve had a lot of fun games since this video dropped! hail hypnofrog! 😂
Every time i see this frog on a piece of cardboard, i just know that its up to some heinous shit . i like green a lot , its my favorite colour , but even i think that sacrificing a 15 power creature , drawing 15 cards , and putting up to 15 lands into play is absolute bullshit
Huh. I kind of always assumed "the gitrog" was the where this monster lived. It's the OG cryptid naming convention, "the Beast of whereverthefuck".
I love this card solely on the basis of me trying desperately to keep Protean Hulk relevant.
Big FROGGO DOGGO !!!!
Anyone know if there is a way to force your opponent to cast one of your instants while its effect has been decided on the stack? Trying to build some kind of hive mind pact deck with a bunch of cards that have lose conditions on them and then forcing control of them over to my opponent’s side of the field before they resolve
50 Shades of Gitrog