Disney Stinks!
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- čas přidán 2. 06. 2024
- Disney is unveiling its latest big attraction -- Smellephants on Parade. Elephants that smell. No we're not kidding. This is how they expect to keep up with Universal's Epic Universe. Then we talk about the rumored opening date of Splash Mountain with more Tiana.
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True story: in the Old West, the phrase, "snake in my boot" was an idiom for being plastered drunk. So when Woody the Cowboy says it in Toy Story, he's basically saying, "I'm drunk out of my skull."
Funny so is the blackrock ceo
The Disney Hallucineers must be doing some pretty powerful coke.
🤪 < Hey -
_Smellephants!_
I got sniffning games was for dogs they good at but . Dont are point to this i rellay dumb sounds like big joke dinsey humans are sniffning dogs 😂😂😂😂😂
And humans are not dogs this is joke 😂🎉
This ranks up there with the Atlantis the Lost Empire line of "I've got your four basic food groups- Beans, Bacon, Whiskey and Lard!"
"Universal is getting Mario, Zelda, maybe even Lord of the Rings" what are you getting?"
*Disney* - "Smellelephants".
Let’s not forget five nights at Freddy’s!
Don't forget the "Thrilla Gorilla" himself.
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
"Universal is getting Mario, Zelda, maybe even Lord of the Rings" what are you getting?"
Disney - "A nude pride parade called ''Mickey's Not-so-Perverted Nude Parade!''".
@deegeekulberda-lo4dh Universal: sure! We could use some anime in our parks!
Dinsney "we opened a new attraction"
"that's a bathroom"
$500 to use
@@MediaGhost_ Plus and extra $50 for the fast pass if you want or need to skip to the front of the line.
It's both. One person payse 2$ to use the bathroom, while other 4 pay 50$ to watch the other person use the bathroom.
Tiana was the perfect American Princess. Didn't dream of an easier life or a prince to take her away from drudgery, instead, she wanted to work hard, save, and open her own business.
That's why she's my favorite.
No wonder Disney doesn't like to push her. Can't go inspiring the unwashed masses into possibly starting up competition!
@deegeekulberda-lo4dhboth are amazing
"Smellephants" sounds like the BlackRock CEO is sniffing Disney's shit in a bubble.
That's legitimately not far off, as sad as that is...
So your telling me the ceo of blackrock stuck his head up an elephant’s bung hole
Between that and freaking mormons at Scentsy
I have a medical sensitivity to stupid, so I need to stay away from Disney.
From what I’ve heard, Geeky is correct. There will be no Dr. Facilier on Bayou Adventure. I don’t think there’s an official statement about why, other than maybe the timeline placement. But many have theorized that either A: Dr. Facillier is deemed “too scary” for a kids’ ride or B: They don’t want any (or at least minimal) mention of Voodoo in the ride so that African characters aren’t associated with it (yes, this is with Mama Odie still in the ride). It is too bad. People have been dreaming of a “Friends on the Other Side” lift hill with blacklight voodoo masks and “Are You Ready” going as you approach the drop. I’d have loved to see a drop timed to the “You got what you wanted, but you lost what you had!” sequence.
That would’ve been amazing! But this is current year Disney we’re talking about here.
Modern Disney sucks ass. Why are they trying to hard to be perfect?
Or it could be C: They don't want to portray African American people as villains.
@@Sr.BulletBill That's stupid and hypocritical. The villain in Iwaju was black.
“It stinks”
-Jay Sherman
Nice reference! 👍 You know that show really predicted the future of movies and entertainment in a lot of ways. It’s almost uncanny.
Yuck.
"yes Mr sherman, everything stinks"
Dang, I thought that was an MST3K reference.
"It stinks!"
-MST3K episode "Pod People"
Customer: Do you smell that? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells.... smelly. 😳. Smellephants.
Radom: What?
Customer: SMELLEPHANTS!!!
Baton the hatches Mr. Customer.
We are taking on smellephant water Mr. Customer
I want my mommy Mr. Customer
Brilliant!!!
Imagine the lawsuits from anaphylaxis due to allergies to the smells and people getting viruses from smelling it 🤣🤣 Dare you to sue Disney!
What? Umm it’s scents being implemented in the open air - they already do this on Main Street and Soarin’ one of the most popular Epcot rides… I really don’t think this is that big of a deal…
Smellephants on parade? Just when you thought Disney couldn't sink any lower... it does! LOL. Shameful!
You mean stink any lower
sink lower ?
or
Stink lower...
Fits Modern Disney perfectly.
Disney movies stink and sink!😅
Rotten
Snow White 2025 is going to be ruined.
@@NetBattlerRotten to the core! 😂
All except for Classic Disney (30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s) Classic is fresher than modern
When I first read about this "attraction", I read it as smell-y-pants. I pictured kids smelling the pants of different statues. I can't get that initial picture out of my head.
Whiff-ssisstant.
Somebody got paid to think that up.
Not as-SNIFF-stant, assniffstant, WHICH JUST SOUNDS SO MUCH MORE OBVIOUS
Aromassistant was right there. Disney doing worse than some rando S-poster in the comments.
I’m very sensitive to artificial smells. This doesn’t sound good.
Same!
Same. Just walking down the detergent area of the store gives me migraines.
Problem with artificial smells is that they try to smell like something they aren't.
This doesn't smell good lol
Same. My allergies go berserk if I use cleaning products with an artificial smell.
What's the one thing people like about our parks?
Put an elephant in it!!! Make it trigger everyone's asthma!!!
Brilliant. 😑
Oh BROTHER, this guy (Walt Disney Company) STINKS!!!
More like the Bob Iger Company. Walt’s dream is dead
Like a rotting Fish, Disney stinks from the head down. 0~o
Will it smell like failure and desperation?
As with the females swinging on a pole, Universal will be LOL at this too!
Disney, you gotta do better than this this if you wanna stay #1 in terms of theme parks.
It’s really not that big of a deal. Maybe calling it an “attraction” is off but it’s still an addition that I’m interested to see how it plays out…
Just when I thought Disney couldn't be any more idiotic, stupid and totally ridiculous they took me by surprise
with “Smellephants on Parade.”
"Whiff-sistant"? Come on, whiffer-snapper was right there.
Been to Disney world, throughout the whole park I could smell a faint scent of sulfur. I half suspect the steam train but I don't know.
The vibe is probably so bad its starting to attract Satan and his minions in the physical plane.
Their secret underground sexual hedonism is slowly but surely drawing Slaanesh to our realm and causing the Immaterium to leak through the vale. Consider yourself warned...
@@gravekeepersven82 they’re in the tunnels 😅
…at this point I don’t even know if I’m joking, man
@@toastle8005 there's always some truth in comedy and your hunch is correct
They're poisoning they're attendees with farts!!
Sounds or smells like a migraine trigger. I've gotten very ill at a Busch Gardens before due to the scents and things. I can only imagine how my body would react at Disney's parks. 😅
Kids with sensory issues are hard enough to get to stay in the park…. Great idea.
Mr. Krabs: Smellephants? Sounds like a good idea! I'll add them to Krabby Land.
Disney needs new leadership or should just be disbanded altogether
New leadership won't help. The rot is far too deep.
The second option of your suggestions is the only good outcome at this point.
Free all the trapped IP they bought to obfuscate from the fandom in attempt to eliminate competition.
They deserve to lose everything.
@@hamsandwich6685 exactly
Maybe they will get more people entering the park if they add those weeds they use in their copium tank into smellephants.
Doooooooooo yoooouuuuu smell-l-l-l-l what the iger is cooking.
Everyone in the park: shit
WHAT?
Disney already has a villian area, but they call it the Disney boardroom.
I could've gone my whole life without ever knowing that teratoma clocks ever existed.
That elephant instantly made me feel sick. Reminds me of an image that's been floating around of a cereal leaf beetle larva, which creates a shield out of its own turds and mucus.
So, the customers shitting in lines wasn't entertaining enough?
I thought Disney fights were the prime time events in line at Disney 😂
Smelly attractions? Where are they coming up with this stuff?
Also, even though I like The Princess and the Frog, Splash Mountain should keep its Song of the South theme (it still remains that way in Japan). Send fan mail to Disney right now, everyone.
Unfortunately, they made the announcement for the change quite a while ago, and people DID sign petitions against it, but disney ignored them. It's too far gone now 😢
@@shirw Japan's Splash Mountain is not changing, thankfully. Let's go to Tokyo Disney.
Cmon Epic Universe! Show Disney just how badly the mighty have fallen
The Bob Iger attraction smells of fermented BS.
Yeesh, doesn't Disney still do the whole scented park thing? You know, have all those delicious and nostalgic smells coming strategically from hidden vents and such?
Just remember.... someone got paid a shit ton more money than the average person to come up with "wiffssistance"
I remember that a movie theater tried to add smells to the closed rooms... and it failed as you'd expect. Whether they do this in an open or closed area, it's going to fail when the scent is moved all around with a breeze or suffocates guests.
Disney literally already does this. They release smells throughout the park to sway peoples moods
“But perhaps the most innovative way Disneyland takes your money is through your nostrils. Around the park, devices known as Smellitzers shoot scents toward passersby. For example, a Smellitzer near the Candy Palace and Candy Kitchen blasts the smell of sweet treats onto Main Street.”
Oh whoops I posted this before Kneon pointed it out
Soarin is one thing of the most popular attractions in Epcot and implements this technology…I really don’t understand the outrage…
I remember hearing about that they couldn't purge one smell before they added another, so they became 1 smell.
I listen to you two going on like this from far away in Australia and I wish I could visit Universal studios instead. Disney just doesn't seem like anywhere I'd like to be.
Fair dinkum right. Where in Australia are you from? I'm a yank born and raised in las vegas but I spent some time around aussies in my early twenties. Always amazed me how much aussies and Americans have in common. Different slang, very similar since of humor lol.
🎼I have to study for my midterm🎵Passing this class I did affirm🎵But a techni-smelly pachyderm🎵Is really too much for me🤧
Speaking of sponsorships, I was at Disneyland tonight and World of Color was brought to you by Pandora Jewelry… not kidding.
Look at this clock then look at the elephant XD i cant unsee this XD
Splash Mountain was beautiful to look at, very Disney. This is part of Iger's untheming. It looks like somebody is not keeping up with their yardwork.
the person who thought up this "attraction" was huffing a lil' something/something himself, wasn't he??
It sounds like they spent more effort coming up with the title "whiff-sistant" than they did anything else to do with this so-called attraction. Heh.
Smellephants?!? Who came up with that idiocy? Some guy named "Smelliot"?
So, the sewer water smell from Journey Of Water, was INTENTIONAL? 🤔
Don't they think people know what garbage smells like?
People who shills for modern Disney thinks garbage tastes good
@@GameFreakSucks Besides the Disney bosses, are there even any people like that?
I know people who grumblingly accept current Disney but I don't think I met anyone who "shills" for it.
I guess the shareholders who voted on Iger's lapdogs might be like that.
@@loke6664 oh fair point
It's no wonder I smell so bad who's been wearing Disney?
Appropriate if the restroom toilets are attractions
So... it probably was a production problem. Then they can't send it back to the manufacturer so now they try to make it as it was on purpose.
Reminds me of the movie “Parenthood” when the kids say,”Let’s go watch the horse take a sh**!”
20:00 I think I might actually have respected it more if they made it about preventing the deaths from "Firefly" the TV show.
On a log flume, with a bunch of forest critters. For some reason. "I'm a leaf on the wind..."
How does it feel watching everything you loved crumble and collapse around you? Disney, Magic the gathering, beloved tv shows and movies, video games. One can't help but feel like it's all just a little intentional
The smell is the rot of the company
Fresh Cut Grass. Quick! Name Fresh Cut Grass's siblings.
I'm going to just assume that there is something deeply perverted about this idea.
That’s a popcorn elephant. I thought someone had shat upon it.
I only see this idea being paradise for the “pull my finger” uncle we all know 😒
There ought to be a detailed report on this "attraction" in the Huffington Post.
I liked the scratch and sniff root beer stickers
This may be the start of a new trend for theme parks: unattractions.
Scavenger hunts like this, without the scent, are something I'd expect from a local, seasonal ride park. The sketchy, one lung, doesn't do background checks on their employees kind.
Villians are the bad guys. They're monsters. They shouldn't be the attractions. Why is it that this country has become addicted to hugging villians and telling them it's no their fault? I don't mean antiheroes, but actual villians, evil people. Sure, we pity Cruella and hug Ursula- what's next, the Jeffery Dahlmer Fan Club and Cooking Society?
Why are there people out there defending Magnifico and calling Asha the villain?
Pepe le puke only in Disney land!
The scent vents have Iger and the rest of the Disney board members farting into tubes on the other ends.
Hey shareholders, feeling good about Iger’s board?
I want to go after a talk glass of milk... I'm lactose intolerant. I will change people's lives if they sniff that air.
A ride with the classic villains would be amazing. Part of the fun of Kingdom Hearts is seeing all the villains team up. But I am afraid if they made a ride like that now it would be villains like Hans or Peter Pan from the Chip and Dale movie and that would be so disappointing
funny they use the elephants from a movie they no longer allow to play , so kids today will not even know where it is from
We had a VP who would huff markers while up at the white board.
With people with sensitivity to artificial smells I can already see Disney facing future problems with this idea. I smell lawsuits coming.
It's only a matter of time before Disney starts charging for bathroom access.
Whiff o' Walt... Creepy Uncle... Aqualung... Grandma's Closet... This load just sniffs itself.
I used to ask whether these people are on drugs, but now, I just wonder What Drugs Are They On?!!
There is no way these people who run Dizznee are Not mentally compromised.
Every new Disney attraction (not always a new ride, maybe just something to add onto the park) surely attracts criticism and critical eyes... but it sure isn't attracting the money.
Yeah … I had a lot of Mexican food for lunch, … so watch out for my “Smellephants”. 🥴🤢
Universal: We're doing new parks with more themed rides and restaurants and shops. We're also doing our popular Halloween Horror Nights 24/7 in Vegas.
Disney:...We're doing a Scrarch-n'-Sniff Seek-and-Find! Yay!
...Disney. You f*cked up...bad.
No offense, but Disney has always been this way. This is why I like Cedar Point instead of Disney World. In Disney there is a lot to “see”, but not a lot to “do”. Most people like to “do” things, so they go to parks with a lot to “do” but less to “see”. Disney has sucked for a long long time. It’s boring unless you like to walk in circles and talk about pretty colors and stuff. Smellephants are exactly what I expect at Disney, but this is not new.
1:19 the customers wants attraction, but these out of touch corporations provide distraction
There's "scraping the bottom of the barrel," and then there's "smellephants."
The B.o.D. feels they should be paid stacks-of-cash for any old slop they think up!
What does Walt Disney Animation Studios smell like?...........Failure:-)
When Disney made a Run A Thon with men dressed up like princesses with kids for $100…
How to approach these parks -- anywhere on Earth: Just. Stay. *Out!!!*
I guess I was sheltered. I never saw those clock like items. Poor Geeky having to deal with that. 😂
Smellephants? Take that Universal!
Smells like Desperation to me
Look who goes to Disney now, the park smells all the time anyway.....air fresheners and cleaning is needed at all rides and restaurants.
Isn’t that from Winnie the Pooh? It’s a hephalump😂!
I’ve been to New Orleans and Louisiana several times. I don’t remember seeing a huge hill in the middle of the bayou, but maybe it’s just me.
What the heck is a "Juneteenth"? Never heard that word before! Is it some American thing that people from other parts of the world don't get?
Disney makes the amorphophallus titanum seem like perfume by comparison.
Thank you captain obvious..😑
They should make one of the Smellephants smell like a drunk elephant. That would be interesting.
Why make the elephant statues smell like real elephants if Disney wants to have fun with this scavenger hunt.
Disney is dead.
All hail Great Horned Mickey!
God is the Real Disney who created our world thousands of years before the mouse
Kneon: "Attractions mean rides. We want a new ride."
Disney: "Well, we're taking our few remaining fans for a ride, sooo...".
Come to Disney World, smell the stinches of Disney World!
Who didn't huff markers as a kid? That was the best part of the school day lol
This is the height of Disney imagineering.