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Komentáře • 966

  • @benji9469
    @benji9469 Před 7 lety +1966

    This feels like a Top Gear episode but even better because it's Hat Films and of course Turps.

    • @RyNsWoRLD
      @RyNsWoRLD Před 7 lety +3

      except top gear would never have endorsed the Chelsea Tractors that both Smiff and Turps now own

    • @darrenparis8314
      @darrenparis8314 Před 7 lety +47

      Hat Gear. Or Top Hat.

    • @GameZedd01
      @GameZedd01 Před 7 lety +2

      AC GAMER Excuse you? Top Gear is holy to car people (not any more) but it was.

    • @JamThaFab
      @JamThaFab Před 7 lety +4

      @GameZedd01 I don't know what you're on about. I've heard nothing but good things about their new Amazon show. People still love it.

    • @lbp2mazter
      @lbp2mazter Před 7 lety +2

      +Creeper Jam I think he is talking about new top gear being trash not grand tour

  • @romancarp6427
    @romancarp6427 Před 7 lety +409

    red callipers add 25 HP each

    • @mark63424able
      @mark63424able Před 7 lety +22

      Easily. Add racing stripes and your looking at an extra 100hp

    • @netyr4554
      @netyr4554 Před 7 lety +1

      So you can double the power of the Trabant with one caliper (I am aware that the Trabant has drum brakes if anyone wants to be anal).

    • @Shhtteeve
      @Shhtteeve Před 7 lety +7

      INSERT ANAL VOICE: I believe you will find that actualy they have drums comprised of the best cheese the soviet union had to offer

    • @5Andysalive
      @5Andysalive Před 7 lety

      East Germany. Not Soviet Union.

    • @digitalnova3045
      @digitalnova3045 Před 7 lety

      AnDay5zlebt East Germany was part of the Soviet Union.

  • @s1lm4r1l6
    @s1lm4r1l6 Před 7 lety +506

    Tom looks pretty damn suave in that jacket, not gonna lie.

    • @Faldoras
      @Faldoras Před 7 lety +53

      I don't know what it is, but as soon as people start making videos for the yogscast, they become significantly more attractive.

    • @nathan_navaja
      @nathan_navaja Před 7 lety +17

      I'd bang 'im

    • @MissAyeshaxx
      @MissAyeshaxx Před 7 lety +17

      The chest hair really adds to it.

    • @catinabag6037
      @catinabag6037 Před 7 lety +20

      S1lm4r1l Tom is a beautiful man

    • @Sam-cw4ed
      @Sam-cw4ed Před 7 lety +17

      hottest yog member 2k17

  • @Efreeti
    @Efreeti Před 7 lety +455

    I would have thought Ricky Gervais could afford a newer Porsche than a 2004 Cayenne.

  • @max003mk
    @max003mk Před 7 lety +10

    Hey, to prevent your "Pappe" from dying at a stop, use the choke which is located on the left bottom of the steering wheel, pull it out completely when you start your Trabant and push it slightly in when the engine gets warmer. When the engine reached it's normal temperature, push it in completely.
    Your Trabant should not stall again if you do everything correct ;)

  • @randomguy666uk
    @randomguy666uk Před 7 lety +7

    Pause at 12:21 - that que behind you guys LMAO! Definitely like an old Top Gear Episode!

  • @shrimpsizemoose
    @shrimpsizemoose Před 7 lety +5

    Ross is quite chill about the whole thing. I would be stressed and nervous every time it won't start after a stop!

  • @kosyochashev7231
    @kosyochashev7231 Před 7 lety +86

    if you see people running and carrying a trabant it means they are rushing to their destination

  • @TheCreativeYeti
    @TheCreativeYeti Před 7 lety +33

    If hat film did more of these top gear style vids they could easily surpass 800k subs, it would make a nice fresh change to their predominantly gaming CZcams format too :)

  • @MsArchitectschannel
    @MsArchitectschannel Před 7 lety +712

    Not having seat belts in the back isn't illegal due to the age of the car is my understanding?

    • @craigkingdon4424
      @craigkingdon4424 Před 7 lety +67

      The Woodio Bros yeah, i think if it's classed as a classic car safety standards are quite low lol

    • @JokeCubed
      @JokeCubed Před 7 lety +136

      I think the rule is: If the car was not originally manufactured with seatbelts, then you're not required to add them.

    • @AkiiaTM
      @AkiiaTM Před 7 lety +11

      I'm pretty sure it's still illegal here in the uk if you're not wearing one, even if it's an old car. don't quote me tho

    • @Shhtteeve
      @Shhtteeve Před 7 lety +78

      sooo..... 1966 Morris Minor owner here to clear up some confusion.... you sorta all are kind right, so yea if they were fitted when the car was made then yes the car must still have some, however if they werent supplied with the car originally then you don't require them to be installed (some people like to keep their motor 'original')... however if they have been mounted and don't work then it is illegal to not wear them or have broken ones. (UK)
      Edit: This is literaly the east German car that gave communism a bad name. Also... yes it is still a bad idea i have only driven once with a friend in the back with no seatbelts, shout out to Pete Bone the brave bastard.

    • @Blackpearlmatt
      @Blackpearlmatt Před 7 lety +4

      I can confirm this as an owner of a 1970 Morris Minor

  • @lunahula
    @lunahula Před 7 lety +3

    The sight of Turps, Tom & P Flax lifting the car around at the end was truly the highlight of this video. Thanks for this, brightened my day!

  • @antonystott3747
    @antonystott3747 Před 7 lety +149

    If the car wasn't made with seat-belts in the back you don't have to have them, its perfectly legal. my mini doesn't have any in the back either.

    • @DJsmithy1996
      @DJsmithy1996 Před 7 lety +2

      Ant Stott still doesn't mean you can/should sit in the back

    • @antonystott3747
      @antonystott3747 Před 7 lety +5

      I've had people in the back of my car, insurance companies/police/MOT center's are fine with it. I know people with pre war cars that have no seatbelts at all

    • @DJsmithy1996
      @DJsmithy1996 Před 7 lety

      Ant Stott Are you American?

    • @antonystott3747
      @antonystott3747 Před 7 lety +4

      DJsmithy1996 English

    • @sambrookes2318
      @sambrookes2318 Před 7 lety +3

      Have you ever spent any time around old cars? Pre 70s reg is so easy to MOT, dont legally require doors.

  • @nimistar01
    @nimistar01 Před 7 lety +18

    they're so polite in the UK, that happened in the US and people would be honking 2 seconds after the light changed.

    • @theaces3697
      @theaces3697 Před 5 lety +1

      we are so polite but we have some of the worst road rage in the world

  • @AbsoluteTravisT
    @AbsoluteTravisT Před 7 lety +1364

    *buys a reasonable car for his family*
    *shaves sides of head to restore cool bad boy look*

    • @finnpeters7867
      @finnpeters7867 Před 7 lety +53

      Emmanuel Andrews 4.5 litre twin turbo, Yeah reasonable.

    • @paizotic
      @paizotic Před 7 lety +44

      Because he bought the SUV one instead of going full cock and getting a Boxster or a 911, I'd say it's at least halfway reasonable, since it shows that he's thinking of those around him as well.
      Of course I've always thought of the Cayenne as sort of a 4-wheeled paradox because a Porsche owner looking out for other's needs and not just their own sounds like a punchline to me.

    • @cleric1125
      @cleric1125 Před 7 lety +9

      4.5 liter twin turbo + shaved sides of the head.....sounds like stereotypical Douchebag phase to me.

    • @cardy4ever
      @cardy4ever Před 7 lety +6

      What do you actually call one of those haircuts? I think it looks pretty good. Maybe not on a 30 year old dad but still.
      EDIT: Tbh It looks pretty good on Turps as well so I take back the 'no 30 year old dad' thing.

    • @al145
      @al145 Před 7 lety +8

      The haircut is called "the fuckboi", actually

  • @legitimatelastname9545
    @legitimatelastname9545 Před 7 lety +44

    Everyone is stating that it's legal for the backseat to not have seatbelts.
    Guys, they were just trying to avoid getting in the car.

    • @bp837
      @bp837 Před 6 lety

      Fun fact: Eastern European countries don't require you to put the seatbelt on while in the back seat.

  • @VintageTrollean
    @VintageTrollean Před 7 lety +257

    How do you double the value of a Trabant?
    You put a banana in the back seat.

    • @felixgregory6290
      @felixgregory6290 Před 7 lety

      VintageTrollean lol

    • @robbiem13
      @robbiem13 Před 7 lety

      VintageTrollean put trott in the back seat

    • @st0rmforce
      @st0rmforce Před 7 lety +5

      Robbie Messenger No I think Trott lowers the value of any car he comes into contact with

  • @PierceArner
    @PierceArner Před 7 lety +254

    *_GOPRO!!!! STOP RECORDING!!!!!!!11_*

    • @andrewcurtin7003
      @andrewcurtin7003 Před 7 lety +8

      not gonna lie this comment confused me for a bit, just got to the end of the video...makes sense now lol

    • @PierceArner
      @PierceArner Před 7 lety

      Hahahaha. It worked perfectly! Thanks for letting me know, Andrew Curtin​.

    • @adancein
      @adancein Před 5 lety

      I loved that, it had me in tears

  • @TheIm99farm
    @TheIm99farm Před 7 lety +20

    damn, Tom looks good in a suit.

  • @4OTKO
    @4OTKO Před 7 lety +2

    also the problem with the engine is probably not the flooding, but you need to disconnect ventilation tube from carb. apparently engine has seen its best days and to much exhaust is getting into carb through there. it will be fine with ventilation disconnected, but it need to point away from the cabin (somewhere downsy).

  • @lazy1119
    @lazy1119 Před 7 lety +5

    yes! another episode of low budget Top Gear!

  • @Endlessly_Nameless
    @Endlessly_Nameless Před 3 lety +38

    7:26 didn’t age very well

  • @ai2802
    @ai2802 Před 7 lety +11

    WHY CAN'T HATFILMS BE THE NEW TOP GEAR!?

  • @XphantomcheesecakeX
    @XphantomcheesecakeX Před 7 lety +3

    Its like classic top gear, i want more of this in a series, Crap car challenge?

  • @GazellsAreYummy
    @GazellsAreYummy Před 7 lety +3

    Still surprises me Turps is the CEO for the yogscast.

  • @like17badgers
    @like17badgers Před 7 lety +11

    porsche cayenne turbo, the car you get during your mid life crisis but while you still care about your family.

  • @Webcamboat
    @Webcamboat Před 2 lety +76

    This feels oddly wrong with turps talking about his family ...

  • @paeck86
    @paeck86 Před 7 lety

    Awesome, great seeing a Trabant in the UK. A car made in the country I was born in and that doesn't exist anymore...love it!!!
    Born in the GDR, born in the GDR...

  • @petro1986
    @petro1986 Před 7 lety

    As someone who drove a 4 stroke 90's version of the Trabant, from Budapest to Amsterdam over three days, we had our own set of problems beyond the ones you had, like autobans where people were doing 100+ mph while we were only brave enough to overtake the slowest of lorries (could barely push past 70mph) top lel lads, keep up the great work!

  • @PieKlan
    @PieKlan Před 7 lety +7

    Props to Ross for driving that thing like a champ!

  • @Hanklerfishies
    @Hanklerfishies Před 7 lety +8

    unexpected full body shot of pflax

  • @garchompy_1561
    @garchompy_1561 Před 7 lety +3

    Do a car modding series and do up the car.
    Or put a Subaru engine in it, that works too.

  • @carllinden533
    @carllinden533 Před 2 lety +1

    14:19 Omg! That's why I bought mine! I tried* to drive it home 1400 miles from Florida to Minnesota, had the vacation saved up and everything

  • @raptorchubby
    @raptorchubby Před 7 lety +7

    i like turps rocking syndicate swag

  • @user-hx1nr9ru1p
    @user-hx1nr9ru1p Před 7 lety +6

    Thought this was a mighty car mods episode for a minute.

  • @stalhein62
    @stalhein62 Před 7 lety +3

    Hat Films to present Top Gear confirmed.

  • @5THR33S
    @5THR33S Před 7 lety +1

    Wouls love it if you kept us updated on any repairs or fun times, looks like an awesome little thing!

  • @kagewilliams4475
    @kagewilliams4475 Před 4 lety +5

    AT 18:07 they pass the moving house again, going the other direction.

  • @vivienfabian118
    @vivienfabian118 Před 7 lety +4

    My great-grandpa drove a Trabant and it set my standard for cars pretty low.

  • @mxrat97
    @mxrat97 Před 7 lety +3

    You guys drove round my hometown! Impressed that it made it that far

  • @InevitableMayo
    @InevitableMayo Před 7 lety +1

    This actually felt like one of those in-car BBC shows. Brilliant fun to watch.

  • @ARDudichPhotography
    @ARDudichPhotography Před 7 lety +4

    I'd love a Trabant. It's a great piece of history and a good story piece. (I enjoy Jalopy as well)

    • @Pinseth
      @Pinseth Před 6 lety

      I know I love tribants so much i bought one

  • @cakewithsomesprinkle
    @cakewithsomesprinkle Před 7 lety +10

    Big kudos to Ross, for driving that thing!!!

  • @zimeron1
    @zimeron1 Před 7 lety +1

    Glad to see the new Top Gear hosts are fitting in.

  • @tomhubbard8510
    @tomhubbard8510 Před 7 lety

    use furniture spray pollish to get the seatbelts working again - spray the belt when it is out and then feed it back into the mechanism and it should stop sticking.

  • @HaggisNHorsepower
    @HaggisNHorsepower Před 7 lety +5

    The Trabant 😂 Great vid

  • @ziksy6460
    @ziksy6460 Před 7 lety +4

    18:06 the house on a trailer that they passed by earlier

  • @thijsjuhh1
    @thijsjuhh1 Před 7 lety

    13:30 such a mister bean view! Was waiting for the 3 wheeled car to fall over😂

  • @trippyhippy12
    @trippyhippy12 Před 7 lety +2

    Good choice of car Turps personally I'd have went with a Range Rover if I were to go down SUV route but I prefer saloon or estates. Some genuine advise from a mechanic of 12 years if anyone who knows him sees this point this out, keep that oil topped up before the warning light comes on I don't want you stuck with a seized engine or it to go bang. If your burning oil (not leaking) try adding stop smoke to the oil for a cheap fix (it's a thick oil additive almost like jelly that seals up smaller leaks in valves etc) you'll prob need two bottles for engine size. Add to hot engine then take a good long blast, that should stop it burning oil, engine work on a Porsche will be pricey.

  • @corylaflamme1
    @corylaflamme1 Před 3 lety +6

    Too bad that other thing happened.

  • @madisonamyjones123
    @madisonamyjones123 Před 7 lety +9

    5:00 where did Smith pull that from?

  • @abigailparsons3743
    @abigailparsons3743 Před 7 lety +2

    Good old Hinckley!

  • @louieboyes5913
    @louieboyes5913 Před 7 lety +1

    One of the funniest Hat Films videos I've ever watched! Keep it up, chaps!

  • @penderich
    @penderich Před 7 lety +103

    ... wait, Tom didn't wear his beanie? That's disturbing.

    • @lorroofasgard2905
      @lorroofasgard2905 Před 7 lety +49

      Nah, that's not Tom. Like explained in the jerk off live stream Tom without his hat is actually evil Tom :)

    • @robert12321able
      @robert12321able Před 7 lety +12

      I thought it was Future Tom?

  • @maxmanmanus
    @maxmanmanus Před 7 lety +5

    you should try to restore this/make it work better as a project

  • @Nzuser1
    @Nzuser1 Před 7 lety +2

    "it's a really fun car to drive, but we could die at anytime" lol

  • @Maedelrosen
    @Maedelrosen Před 7 lety +2

    id watch hatfilms car vlogs everrrryyyy dayy

  • @VacantGAMINGsubscribe
    @VacantGAMINGsubscribe Před 7 lety +7

    i surprisingly really enjoy the hat films turps combo and i really enjoyed this video

    • @EverTM
      @EverTM Před 7 lety +1

      Really? Some of their best content from a couple years back was GMod TTT with these guys + Sips. Great videos. If you like the dynamic between these guys, check those videos out. Sips only adds to the chemistry.

  • @vonSarno
    @vonSarno Před 7 lety +12

    these new GTA graphics are nuts...

  • @DexDexD3x
    @DexDexD3x Před 7 lety

    Never worked on a Trabant specifically but there should be a idle screw on the carburetor. Sometimes though in the case of two strokes, there can be a low and high speed control instead, in this case the low speed adjustment is too low.

  • @MartyTheGamer
    @MartyTheGamer Před 7 lety

    The thing about the Trabant is iirc you can't take the gas pedal off while going down hill for example. That may apply when stopped too, so you might have keep a bit on the throttle while holding the brake to keep it running or something like that.

    • @andrewretaylor
      @andrewretaylor Před 7 lety +1

      you can if you are in 4th gear as it has a free wheel gear.. by the sounds either the air mix is wrong or there is a blockage in the idle circuit/needle.

  • @LemonCamel
    @LemonCamel Před 4 lety +32

    7:30 aged like milk

  • @BlueYoshiCake101
    @BlueYoshiCake101 Před 7 lety +5

    all the breakdowns on the road gave me secondhand anxiety - how did Ross cope?!

  • @daniellatchford3926
    @daniellatchford3926 Před 7 lety +1

    Wow what a thrill this video was, I live up the M5 from Bristol and they even drove past my junction wow how exciting.

  • @lizzie9393
    @lizzie9393 Před 7 lety +1

    The huge line of cars behind them at the traffic lights though.

  • @Noah_P
    @Noah_P Před 7 lety +5

    When the cameras are worth more then the car

  • @AFunkyHypnoCat
    @AFunkyHypnoCat Před 2 lety +3

    truly tradition to watch this a couple times a year

  • @johnpaddock7761
    @johnpaddock7761 Před 7 lety +1

    love that ending "GO-PRO!"

  • @rebeccah4732
    @rebeccah4732 Před 6 lety +1

    I would so watch a whole series of videos in this format

  • @The10000lbGorilla
    @The10000lbGorilla Před 7 lety +4

    Nothing says "quality" like a pre-owned 10 year old Porsche. Maybe if Turps gets a bit more money he can get an 80's Lambo,

  • @SpudsMcGeese
    @SpudsMcGeese Před 7 lety +5

    The Go Pro screaming is hilarious.

  • @grappisrule
    @grappisrule Před 7 lety

    You drove past my house!!! No joke!! When you crossed the A5, M69 junction after Hinckley, you drove through Wolvey, Shilton and Ansty to get back onto a motorway!! You passed my house :O

  • @_Uhtcaru
    @_Uhtcaru Před 7 lety +2

    this video was bloody gold!!!! nice one lads!!

  • @Holborovv
    @Holborovv Před 7 lety +3

    Yogscast and Hatfilms should host Top Gear now...

  • @indyjons321
    @indyjons321 Před 7 lety +5

    When BBC cancels Top Gear, so Hat films has to pick up the slack.

  • @anhonestalien7347
    @anhonestalien7347 Před 7 lety +1

    I had tears in my eyes everytime the car wouldnt start, loved this vlog !!!

  • @Lone-Traveler
    @Lone-Traveler Před 7 lety

    i love how in one point in the video you can hear smith wheezing with laughter over the phone XD

  • @Iavbag
    @Iavbag Před 4 lety +16

    Well that infidelity joke with turps sure didn't age well

    • @SegginsProductions
      @SegginsProductions Před 3 lety +6

      Iavbag I don't mind watching the old stuff with turps, I'm sure some do and that's perfectly alright, but I honestly don't know how no one saw it coming. There's just so many "jokes" that definitely don't sit right now.

  • @samygiy1
    @samygiy1 Před 7 lety +5

    Loving Tom's chest hair.

  • @Sozzzled
    @Sozzzled Před 7 lety +2

    I've only heard of this legendary car. To actually see someone drive it is... an experience XD.

  • @FishnChips97
    @FishnChips97 Před 7 lety

    NEED more of these hat film style top gear videos

  • @olliepop369
    @olliepop369 Před 7 lety +11

    TURP Gear **drops mic**

  • @rick-c993
    @rick-c993 Před 7 lety +4

    Ah glorious Trabant..
    Ugyanitt bojler eladó!

  • @TheBassHeavy
    @TheBassHeavy Před 7 lety +1

    This is my favourite type of video. So funny.

  • @Kill3rballoon
    @Kill3rballoon Před 7 lety +5

    Is it wrong that I want the Porsche to break down before the Tribant?

  • @cakewithsomesprinkle
    @cakewithsomesprinkle Před 7 lety +3

    Toms looking posh AF!!!

  • @ForwardMcburn
    @ForwardMcburn Před 7 lety +3

    I always thought that that Porsche is SO ugly. You got no class turps.

  • @crimsonpatty6152
    @crimsonpatty6152 Před 7 lety

    I love Smith "how fast do you want to go you're not going to survive any crash"

  • @voorman534
    @voorman534 Před 7 lety

    This was absolutely top banter guys! Amazing

  • @Cthulhu621
    @Cthulhu621 Před 7 lety +8

    GOPRO STOP RECORDING I never laughed so hard

  • @Zw285
    @Zw285 Před 7 lety +3

    I would still watch HatFilms if they just made these Car Vlogs.

  • @harrisonbalk4560
    @harrisonbalk4560 Před 7 lety

    This might be one of the funniest Hat Films video I've ever watched.

  • @Kazekage248
    @Kazekage248 Před 7 lety +1

    Well, if nothing else, at least parking shouldn't be a problem. If you see a parking place, and you can't park it by driving, then just park any old way, hop out, and move it manually with 3 or so people haha.

  • @BooBooBlueBerry
    @BooBooBlueBerry Před 7 lety +3

    Pyrion looks like Michael, from Vsause.

  • @VintageLJ
    @VintageLJ Před 7 lety +10

    The number plate for the Trabant isn't blurred.

    • @FCMusicChannel
      @FCMusicChannel Před 7 lety +13

      VintageLJ something tells me they don't care if something happens to it.

    • @JamieAubrey
      @JamieAubrey Před 7 lety +4

      12:53 you can see the Porsche plate

  • @SUPER_HELPFUL
    @SUPER_HELPFUL Před 7 lety +2

    Please tell me this is the beginning of a new automotive series! Top Gear + Hat Films= Top Hat Gear?

  • @MetalTrabant
    @MetalTrabant Před 6 lety

    The Trabi probably cut off because the fuel level in the carburator was too high, I had this problem, too. If you leave the choke on for longer than necessary it could happen.
    My solution is to close the fuel supply with the button, and pump the gas as long as it's running with the fuel left in the carburator. Then it can be started normally, and won't cut off at every stop. Have fun driving it! :)

  • @bp837
    @bp837 Před 7 lety +7

    That Trabant's classier than Turps' Porsche.

  • @oswaldlorenz8410
    @oswaldlorenz8410 Před 7 lety +3

    A Trabi is a damn fine car!

  • @Ashventures
    @Ashventures Před 7 lety +1

    Car vlogs better be a regular thing thanks

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue Před 7 lety +1

    Wow, the graphics in this game are amazing