Wondering About Aliens & UFOs w/ Duncan Trussell
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- Excerpt from Duncan Trussell | This Past Weekend 449
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Think my favorite quote to sum all this up has been "I believed in aliens until the government told me they were real".
Would you stop breathing in air if the government said it was good for you? That seems like pretty stupid logic doesn’t it
US is flailing and gasping for air on world stage. New global reserve currency coming with new BRICS partners. Have to show the world you’re still #1 somehow. What better way to do it?
True that...they up to something...i mean they always up to something but her they seem preoccupied with telling enough to get our attention.
You will know the aliens are here, when you see lines of sheeple waiting for the anal probes.
@@Nunyabusiness40 But they do say it's good for you. Everyone does. What kinda logic are you talking about here.
"It doesn't cause the beautiful deception anymore it causes you to hate the magician"
Did that seriously just come out of Theo's mouth? Man's spitting gold in this video dang
He is the most low key genius ever
@@bozbozman1575 truth
Gold. Nuff said.
of course you would some how bring gold up in that comment. youre programmed dude
@@woomington uhhhhhhh
Theo is a true legend for bringing up basketball wives in a conversation about aliens.
The comment I was looking for.
You would think with all the money basketball players are getting they could find classier women.
It was Duncan, going way back w/Joe who taught Joe to question
Found what I was looking for! Only Theo. 🤦🏼♂️😆
Love how open they talk to each other, zero judgment zone. Living this beautiful life and respecting each other just vibing out having a dope aaa chat.
Well said
Yeah I want more of that myself
What a way to spend Sunday morning
Love it. Peaceful, beautiful morning. Have a Woody Nelson joint spun up and a Tim's coffee. Life is good. Haha
LOL
The smelly aliens had me Luling while drinking my coffee 😂
@@cookiechaser126 nice, my whole place smells like wildfire smoke and I can barely see the sun. Ontario's a hell hole right now bruh.
@@cookiechaser126LA Kush cake in a grabba leaf, Theo and Duncan in the headphones 🤙🏻
These 2 need to start a PodCast together and call it, "Lost in Translation."
Seriously these 2 would make the Funniest PodCast Ever!!!
"Where people are just trying to butt fuck and grow yard drugs"
Theo never disappoints.
Yeah I died these two are a friggin’ mess
I'm surprised he didn't say and they eat azz on earth why would we wanna go thier anymore 😂
The concept of aliens potentially smelling like fish is something I never imagined but is such a valid point
“Like… at a certain point, the residual affect of a magic trick doesn’t cause the beautiful deception… it causes you to hate the magician.” - Theo Von
Theo is a poet lowkey
Deep.
I scrolled down and read this as he said it. Glorious timing.
Heavy..,
@@spazy3687so did I!
This is prolly the best alien talk i have heard on the internet
Agree 💯
Love Duncan. Protect him
FALSE FLAG ALIEN INVASION. ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT. NEW WORLD ORDER.
Not really Duncan's so excited over dumb stuff .... ex. "Whats a aliens head smell like"
@@cockus123 shampoo
ALAN LAZAR! 😂😂😂
Theo interrupts Duncan so excitedly, only to say the wrong name 🤣
He meant Allen Lazard… the NFL wide receiver 😂😂😂
As a kid I lived in the middle of nowhere in Iowa and was always the first picked up in the morning by the bus and the last dropped off. One morning in January I was in fourth grade and it was still dark about 630 am I watched a white ball fly across the cornfield in front of me, stop on a dime zoom back the other way almost faster than my eyes could follow them stopped in the middle of this huge 800 acre corn field dropped down slowly to the ground and shot straight up in the air and disappeared. I was so scared I went back in the house and said I was sick and my Dad made me go back outside and wait for the bus. It took me thirty years to tell anyone that story because I didn't want people thinking I was crazy, it happened though, I don't know why but it did and I'm glad I got to see it because not many get to see unexplained things like that.
Middle of nowhere Iowan here. Seen some crazy stuff few years ago. Hovering oscillating light shoot straight up in the atmosphere
That's a very cool story thanks for sharing I've seen something similar
The truth is far more bizarre than any fiction we've been led to believe.
I mean it’s simple at its core. The government has zero point energy systems (anyone reading this you can find archival footage of these systems and their inventors from local news stations).
They’re all emotionally intelligent and are past war and conflicts unlike us chimps w guns
@@fadingnoodlenot all humans are bad, and not all aliens are good
“If they’re fishy dude ….. I’m OUT“ lmfaoo😂😭 best back n forth on aliens in some time lol
😂😂💯
I love how hungry for knowledge Theo is with things that interest him. So cool.
Only Theo could make a scary topic about other countries getting ufo tech first turn into low rider jokes. I went from concerned to spitting out my drink 😂
I love it when Theo mentions the imaginary beef between black people and aliens 🤣 everyone is always so confused when he says it
Lmao didn't he ask Donnell rawlings that?😂😂😂
I don't think it's the aliens, necessarily. It's probably boarding random ships without enough information.
Lol I just saw that, said it totally straight thats the funniest fkn thing ever 😂😂❤
like chappel said during a hijacking ..the 2 black guys signal each other,, lol
Well, let's consider some of the completely sideways stuff the American govt. has done do black Americans. Then consider a being who's only purpose in being here is to conduct scientific experiments on people.
And they're so white they're grey hued.
Yeah, I can see why they'd not be down for that.
Duncan is like a Joe Rogan that gets Theo’s jokes
Joe's got too much monkey in him, Duncan has more hyper gopher lol
💀💀💀
Joe Rogan is like a copycat monkey who acquired some interesting characteristics by hanging out with funny and smart people.
Joe Rogan, at his best, tries to be like Duncan Trussel.
This is the pair we all needed. I want a new podcast duo with these two
❤❤❤❤❤
The wtf look on Duncan’s face when Theo’s response is “Have u seen basketball wives?” is gold.
I just cried when he said “Allen Lazar” confusing Bob Lazar with Jets wide receiver Allen Lazard 😂😂😂😂
That basketball wives line was so good haha😂 freeking Theo
I love how they can make terrifying shit sound like a funny day at the park 😂👌🏻
I didn’t realize I needed more of this in my life . What a way to spend Sunday morning.
Seriously you two together is magic! More of this.
I've always said sasquatch is probably an alien that's coming here for a naked hippy weekend.
Or probably a genetic outlier
@@metalheadblues Likely it's another upright walking great ape relative. But my latter comment is just as likely given the evidence present. Anything is possible given the evidence present.
Portals
These two without knowing hit on some actual alien lore, getting people who are all over the place together like this is the best kind of think tank to solve strange problems, they'll find the deepest spot in the couch cushions to get the crumbs of the unknown, I love how at the end Duncan describes "Childhoods End" and probably has never heard of it, he'd love that story. Also as a side note, supposedly aliens do stink, one explanation I've heard is they process body waste through the skin, there's a famous case in Brazil where a guy died from some infection he got by grabbing an alien and getting an oily substance on his skin that smelled of sulfur, which could circle back to the demons hypothesis, sulfur and brimstone, maybe they are both Demons and Angels, these things would literally be alien to us either way, how strange.
Duncan is actually well read, you'd be surprised
@@cBake0 i think you'd be surprised.
@@GHO5T3DFreelanceno, YOU’D be surprised
That's why they are always depicted as having a small nose, probably so they can't smell their own sheite !
@@eyeq7730or do coke
Loving the new setup, video & mic quality is crisp
Two absolute legends! Comedic gold 🙌
I've been waiting so long for a conversation between these two beautiful minds. So good.
I thunk there's another episode too from a few years back
Right
What? A hillbilly and a pretentious douchebag?
Thank you to whoever got these two together!
The Duracell and Dodge Neon comments holy crP that shit is funny.
That were the best 30 Minutes of Podcast i have seen in years!
Allan lazar? Theo just goes for it all the time with no shame with no idea of the actual answer. I love it.
And there’s a football player named Allan Lazard so I think that’s where he got it from 🤣
@@ironshark969 makes sense lol
it’s always cool to find the comment you were about to leave
Lazy and pathetic for cheep laughs
Duncan talking about the first worldstar Human punching an alien moment had me dying. Also, can you imaging Rogan’s cage match commentary if Aliens and Humans hopped in the octagon together. The memes would be in the millions in 24 hours. 🤣
We definitely need more Duncan and Theo.
This was great really funny thankyou!
I like how people forever have been saying “the government is hiding ufo knowledge”! Then the government finally starts admitting to ufos and everyone is like “the government is lying there’s no such thing as ufos”!
Right lol😂 100% their own fault tho after pulverizing any/all credibility by pushing blatant lies & partial truths on the public esp these last few yrs!🤷🏻♀️
then you watch Eyes on Cinema and say wtf
Those aren't the same people. The people who have been saying governments and corporations are hiding UFO wreckage (specifically non-human technology), are still saying that.
It runs the gamut. There are people who think it’s a government coverup, and there are people believe otherwise. Two separate groups.
The Cia has completed its mission when nobody knows what the actual truth is.
Duncan Trussell, the comedian that convinced me that aliens smell like rotting fish on a sunny beach. I love it!
Tell puberty I said hi. In 4 years
The most detailed encounter cases on record involving people getting very close to aliens, they almost always smell of strong sulfur and ammonia.
@@batmanthethat’s bc aliens are not real they are demons, space is fake there is no such thing as “extraterrestrial” anything there is nothing outside of the dome and the firmament
😂 The comedian who convinced me to look at God like it’s the artist Banksy
This guys a comedian 😮
I wouldn't mind meeting an alien. I just don't want to meet an alien in my hallway at 2am.
My dad has a somewhat government job and is a very serious guy who doesn’t agree with a tonne of conspiracies or anything, but he has a story of how he met a somewhat human that he felt was actually an alien in the middle of nowhere, and it gives me chills to this day and I’m an adult, I’m convinced those mfs are real
Wow, a somewhat government man met a person and had a feeling it was an alien, great story
One question....Are you, in fact, the "that motherfucker is not real" Plane Lady? 😊
Dang...
I swear I've met some people, more so lately than ever before, gave me the serious wiggins!!look,vibe,the way they move..hard to explain the feeling..almost like your skin and your gut reacts before your brain does 😮
I’m taking a dump with crocs on right now.
Be careful of the jewels… I hear crocodiles bite 😱
Same, got my nike slides on
I'm wearing pumas, I wear my black shoes for dumps just in case.
Crocs are a dump
Respect Bro 🤟
Keep pushing 💩
Love how it only took Duncan 6 mins to devolve the talk into alien stink breath 😂😂😂
If aliens think we're boring and dumb, imagine how boring they must think animals are😂😂
I saw 3 triangles 12 years ago and they zipped off really fast after hovering for about 30 seconds.
as a Mexican that convo bit about the lowest rider ship had me dying at work 😂
Same bro, shit was funny asf
Dude, that ufo they showed after looks like a sombrero! 😂
Same ahahahahaha
I didn’t realize I needed more of this in my life 😂
Absolute same ❤😂
Theo & Duncan = truly magical duo!!! Luv them both
Two of my favorite people together. 😊
I think the blue beam theory is as good of a guess that we have... Scary.😮
This was exactly what I needed on my 3 hour commute home from work 😂
"What does a grey alien's head smell like"
Jokes aside, imagine if they smell like sulfur, and the reason its written in the Bible that demons smell like that is because those are the hostile aliens.
Yes! What if they didn't have alien in their vocabulary and needed up calling it angels and demons
Good and bad aliens 👽
What if its actually inter dementional child molesters 😂and they named them demons
There's a book about that called Childhoods End
@shaylynnstanhope6439 the word alien is in the bible but it's referring to other tribes
The Occam's razor of it is: never underestimate the laziness of government. Do you have any idea how much paperwork and man hours go into a cover up like that? They're slowly letting the drapery fall, so to speak, because if they can end the cover up, they don't have to work so hard anymore. 😂😂😂
Arcims razor.
@@richardcronin1098 no. Occam's razor. Referring to the mythical blade of Sir Occam of Canterbury, which was reportedly able to cut the wings off of faeries.
@@joshuamcdowell1460 cool we learn something new everyday
@@richardcronin1098 🤣🤣🤣 I completely made that shit up ngl
Occam's Razor doesn't actually state that the simplest answer is probably true. That's the illiterate meme version. You start with the simplest hypothesis, test it, and then if falsified you increase the complexity of your next hypothesis as little as possible. You keep doing this until you find the best hypothesis. The ultimate level of complexity is irrelevant to its truth value. It's not as sexy as people make it sound. It's an approach to scientific inquiry. It's basically trouble shooting, you start simple.
Somehow this might be the realest I've ever seen Theo act lol. He's definitely an alien.
The whistleblower protection stuff was built into the National Defense Authorization Act 2023, last year. It was done by Sen. Marco Rubio and Kristen Gilibrand
I was working out in the gym and burst out laughing when Duncan said , when a human finally punches an alien. It’s weird to think our kids might see that. 😂
You know Dana would be all over it. Khamzat Chimaev vs Draco Reptilian at UFC 350 would smash PPP records.
According to witnesses of the Varginha incident in Brazil, Aliens have the worst smell, and if the story is to be believed, the man who captured the alien died hours later due to merely skin contact with the being! So you can't touch them, they stink really bad, apparently they communicate through telepathy, but haven't invented a shower and a change of clothes 😂
That intense ammonia and sulphur smell is described by eyewitnesses of other incidents, too.
they might think we smell like shite too. Probably why they mostly keep there distance and fly away from us so quickly when we see them.
Advanced biospheres are potentially terrifying
The Varginha beings were covered in residue from the vehicle, it had nothing to do with a shower. Why lie about it?
@@curlyspikes7114they probably fly away because we fuckin shoot them
I could listen to these two talk for a good 2-3 hours
An alien would like to meet Theo🤣
During first contact they all claim it was ammonia/sulphur smell that wouldn’t go away for days
Kinda sus how thats the same odor which reportedly accompanys demonic activity😳
“Bet against aliens if you’re in Vegas” - says a person with a terribly calibrated Occam’s Razor
“If they’re fishy dude, I’m out!” 🤣🤣
Gold is highly conductive, meaning electricity can easily flow through it with minimal resistance. Copper, silver and aluminum are also conductive, but gold offers a superior level of electrical conductivity. As a result, it's the perfect material for electrical components like those previously mentioned.
One of the supposed current whistleblowers does mention Lazar by name. He stated that he asked coworkers one day if they had ever known if Bob Lazar worked there. The table apparently fell silent. One of the men stated to him that if you want to keep your job tomorrow and not end up in a ditch, you will never say his name again in here. Bob was always truthful to me. The man literally knew when they would be testing all the craft and took people to see it while working at groom lake.
There should be loads of people that attest to him working at Los Alamos or school at MIT or Cal Tech? Maybe his was an attempt at legitimatizing his technical prowess. “I’m such a genius, the government recruited me” type thing.
@mixedmartialanarchist6469 in the documentary, they did find Bob's name in an old Los Alamos employee directory. That part is proven. Creators also found someone he commuted to college classes with
I love these two they're so fricking funny.
Theo spittin some perspectives from behind the veil!
Duncan Trussell's a modern day guru
Theo Von is the type of guy who would get a little too into character if he played a slave master in a civil war reenactment
Okay Theo at the end here was just hilarious.
These guys are the best combo!!!!
I need to get stoned and watch this again 😂😂
This is fantastic guys 👍🏽👍🏽. MeToo for aliens is brilliant lol
Very interesting and important, thank you
I love these two
I just love how duncans mind works he is so damn entertaining to listen to
Duncan and Theo? I'm about to be very happy
Annunaki can travel throughout space but can’t mine their own gold?
Of course they can, der.. But why bother when they can have us do it?!? Where u think "work smarter not harder" came from ffs?? 👽👾🤖
Y’all are seriously crack in’ me up!!! 😂
5:08 if you listen to the Varginha UFO incident the small black alien stunk so bad it was nauseating to point of making people feel sick.This smell also would not go away and lasted for a full week in the hospital where they allegedly took the being.
Her name was Janice
They said it smelt like ammonia then others were saying sulfur, however it was stinky😂
@@shaylynnstanhope6439well those two things do in fact, smell like 💩
Nauseating to the point of making people feel sick is redundant. You should have just ended the sentence at Nauseating. I'm infuriated to the point of feeling fury.
Very common among All stories is the smell
This is the duo I never knew I needed.. Love Duncan.
Agreed!!! Seriously think they should start their own wellness retreat or tour lol😂 I'd be there!!!
@@docwhammoYet they're both doing pretty well for themselves creating funny AF, empathetic, introspective content tons of ppl obv wanna see soooo....
@@SalemSphynx 😆😆 sign me up!
This was WONDERFUL
Great show,
25:05
hahahahahaha
so glad to see Theo keeping the awarness up on that issue... seems like nobody else ever brings it up.. hahahahaha
Best aliens visiting Earth theory yet. "We're not burning Vespian crystals to go to that !@£king piece of shit (planet)" "It will at some point though become hip with alien youth to come back here and do something... maybe it's coming now."
Vespene * low key starcraft joke, Duncan is gamer confirmed
"Alan Lazar" 😂
Dude just threw a name out there and was hoping it was going to stick😂
What a very cool and neat and special clip great job thanks for sharing
Theo thinks that the aliens got that highly evolved form of 'tism
The problem is there are an innumerable amount of people who have had experiences with crafts and entities who are not from this planet. Secondly, the anunnaki needed gold for their atmosphere, not their spaceships. And what are geoengineers accused of spraying in this atmosphere? Aluminum, barium, etc metal particulates. All roads lead back to other entities. Religion, politics, history, current situations, everything
Repeatedly hearing then seeing a ghost for the 1st (& regretfully far from last) time epically shattered my belief system of whats "real" or possible to exist! Was only 10 when that traumatic AF experience happened yet it still took many yrs. + a few more bizarre, unexplainable events & learning HOW something so allegedly "impossible" could physically occur~for my brain to start accepting there's LOTS we as a species dont know/understand + God only knows how much info.'s been lost in time or hidden by ppl in power to maintain control🧐
This conversation was wild 😂👌🏼
Theories of why they're leaking now:
1) Government wants to deploy reverse engineered tech
2) we've been monitored for thousands of years, and the recent developments of ai tech has triggered an increased alien presence/ concern
3) The recent developments in ai has created a future where time travel is possible, and we are being visited by future humans who want to study or influence this period of human history.
Maybe it's getting harder to tell us it was just "swamp gas from a weather balloon that was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus"
Our souls are way older than Earth itself… humans DNA is millions of years old. This life is brief… make it a prison or a playground. The other side isn’t going anywhere, we will all get back there soon enough. ❤
Agreed & know its always possible~ just wish it was a bit easier to break free from the prison mentality resulting from yrs of trauma, tragedy, etc..
@@SalemSphynx when you grow and learn how it strengthened you, and forgive it all. You will break the karmic cycle of it to move onto the next lesson. Sometimes we choose to go through such things before born. Try to learn the lesson and then play on the playground.
@@user-xr9tt1to9l Agreed, thanks😊✌️
The best conversation about Aliens ever. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:15 Some people in Brazil will be able to tell you that. They even had to rebuild part of the hospital they harboured the grey because the smell wouldn't go away after months of cleaning. They tore the wing down and rebuild it
He gave it away when he said, we've been shooting them down, but are only able to find the Chinese
There’s probably multiple extraterrestrial species. Some might smell unpleasant and some might smell amazing.
This combination is fire
“Allen Lazard”? Dude was thinking about the Jets new Wide Receiver 😂😂
Its not that they want people to believe there is a universal protector, they want it to appear there is a universal threat. Gotta spend more on weapons, man.
Yeah, Marco Rubio saying whistleblowers fear for their lives, as in they fear the military and/or related contractors might assassinate them, is the narrative you use to get more money for the MIC. The funding hypothesis doesn't comport with the data.
How cool would it be if Theo & Duncan started their own wellness retreat?! I'd 100% be there if they did!!!🙋🏻♀️
I love y’all. So much fun.
Now would be a great time for an X-Files reunion movie.
No matter the odor, you'll get to the point that you no longer smell it. Trust me, I'm a long distance AT hiker.
Wow thank you for your service
fuk i have too many brain cells for this right now. I need more weed and liqouritto sammich.
I want to know what this means so bad I actually think you have a brain cell deficiency