Theo Von Asks Neil deGrasse Tyson About Aliens
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- Excerpt from Neil deGrasse Tyson | This Past Weekend 420
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"Suck it, Neil Degrass. You big fat queef"
- Mark Normand
"Suck it, Neil Degrass. You big fat queef"
- Mark Normand
He’s a tough guest, good job keeping this funny and coherent and interesting.
Neal, don't want to leave his box..... Because he is on 200 year old science, and the government won't ALLOW him to work on the cutting edge because that is reserved for military weapons.... So there's your science is a leader.... A scientist AINT a leader!!!
Just humor me, man. That’s what is. And it’s funny, but yeah😂
“Is the universe Gay or Strait?” There’s no way anyone has ever asked that question before Theo Von.
What's crazy is Neil DeGrasse Tyson actually attempted to answer the question and gave Theo more understanding on his inquiry.
Was thinking the same thing. That is truly amazing
"Like chexmix"
You know, I feel like theo would still hit.
@@andreiarca3024 - He did. He handled a nonsense question very well.
The fact that Theo has the audacity to ask a renowned scientist "is space gay" and Niel actually gives an elaborate answer proves theyre perfect for eachother
what makes him infamous
@@Christian-qt4xn Bet you anything he thinks " infamous" means really famous.
Infamous means well known in a bad way, like hitler.
As if NDT didn't know who's podcast he was going on.
Neil was just answering to dodge woke mob
This is a perfect combination of personalities. I could watch Theo crack Neil up all day.
I like how Neil plays into Theo’s bits. Giving serious responses.
Theo did something I've never seen anyone do to ndt. He got him to stop mid interruption to laugh at something he was trying to say. Bravo
Yeah because I think the humor is more interesting to Neil than his ego in those moments. Theo is really good at making people feel comfortable. He flatters Neil so it's like doesn't feel the need to let people know how smart he is in such a forced manner. Theo doesn't fight against it he goes with his nature and makes NDT look good
Say wha...!?! He got DeGrasse to shut up for a second!?! Come off it.
@@njigyfd Its almost impossible. He did it!!
Then Theo just wanted to know if the universe liked it in the black hole and he gets a fekin rainbow NDTsplain for kids
this is wild, this is the neil I like....not the egotistical crazy guy who wants to battle joe rogan so bad. he knew he was just relaxing with the boys with veo. lovet he vibes cause lately neil has been annoying as a mother fucker
Neil is THE nightmare blunt rotation.
“Yo guys, Neil Degrasse Tyson and Quentin Tarantino are gonna be here to chill and smoke in a little bit.”
😂😂😂😂 Facts
My man will take it out of your mouth after the smallest hit just to cut you off and take the rest
YO! Shut up and pass that mofucky! Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
“Be ashamed to die, before you score some victory for man kind”
Love that ending
"I'd take him to a scientist" ... "I'd give him a treat" 😂😂😂 Literally both ends of the spectrum of possible outcomes if aliens were to meet smart vs dumb humans 😂
Except theo is a genius
"here is a Reese's cup, it is a delicacy common and beloved to this portion of the planet, please enjoy this experience we hold dear"
@@adamjeffpenner Theo is the top 1 percent of smartest humans within the IQ of 90 and 91
ikr its the other way round@@adamjeffpenner
Lol I think Theo is surprisingly smart for what he portrays… he may not know anything past basic biology or math, but he is perceptual than most humans. Comedians are street smart, scientists are book smart… in some regard, they both compliment each other.
When Theo said, "So it's Bi?", referring to the world, that was such an under appreciated joke. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂❤
its pansexual 😜😜
When Neil said "It's on a spectrum" I was expecting Theo to say "Oh, so it's autistic." Lol.
Theo has an equal chance of understanding science as Neil has of understanding comedy.
or neil understandinh humility...... "I have a periodic table of all the chemicals of the universe, all of it, I know that for 23492% certain" .....Ok dude...............
@@audhumbla6927 I want to tell you to stop cookin' but I can't. We don't know everything. Not even human history.
@@CharifRocka he really is cooking lol. So by that logic trying to form a language with them would be so hard. They may not have metal and copper on their planet.... literally it's up to our imagination to a degree. We just beyter hope aliens are smart enough to translate us somehow and even then....would they have vocal cords? Communicate on a totally different frequency? There could be real science borders no matter how smart they are to truly communicate with us. It just could not be possible sometimes.
@@audhumbla6927 that makes about as much sense as trying to smell the color 9. Lol
Agreed Rogans comedy in studio goes straight over his head or he just doesn’t listen
He does say things very smoothly without getting himself in trouble but saying exactly what we are all thinking.
"Mabe I'm gay for space?" Theo Von... I love that made be laugh the whole time, I cannot believe how well you got him to open up and joke around. Good work Theo!!
I love that last quote of the clip:
"Be ashamed to die, until you have scored some victory for humanity"
I find it kind of disgusting actually. A whole lot of people in this World die from all kinds of nasty ways every day . I think thats a nasty way of thinking about human death. Most people on this planet dont have the luxury of "Trying to save humanity" they just want something to eat and somewhere safe to sleep. Its like recycling...sure we can all do our part but even if we do thats like 5% of the pollution thats created by these massive corporations and their fleets of private jets and stakes in mines and oil and everything else. They love to tell the masses that its "on us" to do something. Its a joke, its on "Them".
Sometimes, just occasionally sometimes … dying is that gift to the good people of the world
Yeah, that leaves a sticker on the thinkin.
YES! I've been trying to find a way to say I'm not scared of dying a fruitless death a long time and I like that. I'm not afraid of dying I'd just be ashamed to die right now
And that goes with dying with honor, protecting someone
''The world is not going to change to fit your inability to recognise how it's actually manifesting'' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Take that them/they community!
@@GG-jr4bwTake a good listen 5:52
you sound so stupid right now lol did u listen to the video? he was saying everything is a spectrum and we arbitrarily divide them@@GG-jr4bw
I would watch every episode of this duo. This needs to be a thing.
That was simultaneously profound and hilarious.
Crazy that the profound part came from Theo Von
Theo's brain is high output, low input. He can spit out a million ideas a minute, but when other people talk it almost seems like only maybe 20% is getting through, and his mind latches onto that and blocks out the rest. It's fucking hilarious and I love every minute of it.
ADHD
He also has a pretty good BS filter.
Theo is very smart, however for the podcast to work he has to represent the idiots and as all sorts of questions you would get in the yellow short bus so he doesnt leave anyone behind. Thats why he is so successful and relatable. He just asks those dude questions for us, but dont get it twisted he is smart AF
It's a Louisiana thing
@@dmmapril2906ya I noticed in king and the sting, he was just above all the others in awareness. Like he could tell when the show was getting boring or when someone was going on too long and would bring it back to comedy. Same kind of thing bill burr does on podcasts. They realize their job is to keep things entertaining. Not to tell boring stories or laugh at their own jokes.
"Maybe I'm gay for space bro" Lmfao man Theo is hilarious🤣😂🤣😂
My mind is blown .. 2 of my favorite people .. never thought I’d hear them talking to each other.
This is an absolute grand slam straight out of the parking lot. Holy s, their chemistry is so good it’s ridiculous. We must get Neil to have Theo on as a Startalk guest host.
Yaaaaas
Theo is absolutely hilarious 😂
I’ve never seen Neil laugh so hard 🤣
I love how this man can have a conversation with anyone and still be able to genuinely laugh with them while also dropping some seriously deep thought provoking scientific facts at the same time 🔥🔥🔥🔥
The craziest thing about this is how neil degrasse tyson understands theo’s train of thought so well and quickly
I see a father and son right bond here. The way they’re enjoying each other company is absolutely amazing
I see more of a second cousin third Uncle kinda vibe goin on right here. Theyre kinda sorta family but like way way weigh back like.
To me it's like a very patient teacher trying to coach the class clown a week before the finals
Or slave owner and slave
"So it's like chex mix" killed me😂😂
I never imagined in my life time I would see these two sitting down together and have a conversation about aliens, amazing. A true gift from the heavens😊
How? Neil loves comedy and loves science why would he not talk to him?
Why this interview was so much better than I expected. It's first time I stumbled here
Personally not the biggest fan of Neil but he and Theo just mesh so well. Like it's kinda crazy how you can tell that these two genuinely get along really well and it's really cool to watch. I think it would be an amazing thing to witness Neil and Theo both hosting a podcast interviewing people. Being interviewed by these two at the same time would leave me with me shitting my pants and having my mind expanded at the same time... But in the best way possible. Gotta temper the good with the bad to bring you back down to earth so that you can truly appreciate some things.
Damn, I've seen this full interview before, but this specific clip is just amazing. Neil easily rolls with the jokes, then adds some magical all-seeing-wisdom nuggets inbetween the laughter. Your interview style definitely makes your guests more comfortable than the average interviewer. Cheers
Neil is a government agent spreading a narrative.
"be ashamed to die, until youve scored some victory for humanity" damn neil got me second guessing my life choices
dont... thats his own projection on the world... you dont owe the world anything... just live life and be happy...when you die... it wont bother you..ya know...coz ya dead...
@@WacKEDmaN this
@@WacKEDmaN absolutely correct..!
A victory for humanity can be helping out someone near you at their time of need. Doesn't have to be some save the world anime shit.
@WacKEDmaN honestly thanks for that comment..
Theo is my new go too for CZcams vids.He’s funny af and seems to be balanced when it comes to people!Salute💪🏾💯
Somehow the combination of the two of them is just perfect...
I managed to laugh my ass off and also feel curious/emotional while watching this video....
Even science needs a sandwich! LMAO This is the team I didn't know we needed!
I'd give em a treat 1st I think, kilt me. cuh-mawn..
This is weird, but I’d prefer Theo to make first contact over “scientists”
He is the epitome of human evolution. Humor solves all problems.
It’s not weird. It’s depressingly typical.
All they wanted was a treat.
What if the Aliens didn't have a sense of humor?
Humor is not the same for everybody... Go see if Germans find you funny for example. Even Russians have a saying like "if you're laughing out of nothing... You're a fool/idiot". They don't even know what 'interior happiness' is! Interior happiness, in case you don't know, is when a person is truly happy with his life and laughs easily at things. Some people are okay with that and others actually find it alarming... Because to them you actually can be a psychopath. No sh*t bro! The thing can go from one side of the spectrum just like that! From light to dark bzzzt EVERYTIME I met a Russian, and I was very happy to meet them, they ALL asked "Why are you laughing? What's funny?". I could see the struggle on their faces to try to process the feeling and how I am...
@@Trip4man hmmm...sounds like you had a lot of experience with Russians. I live in a foreign country with a lot of Russians and they joke all the time.
Theos the one person that has made Neil laugh this hard on a podcast
He does podcast with Chuck Nice (Comedian) every week, he laughs a lot
"Be ashamed to die before you've scored some victory for Humanity" - that's a motto to live by
Never seen Neil have this much fun speaking to a human.
Most pleasant interview clip that I’ve seen Neil in.
He didn’t frustrate me like he has in past interviews.
It was calming.
He listened.
Showed his sense of humor.
Had fun with the interview and still educated viewers at the same time.
Well done Theo and Neil! 👏
Except for the fact that he’s talking about take me to your leader and radio signals regarding extraterrestrials 🙄 And then he went on about a radio dish and how America doesn’t have anything as good as that I’m sorry, we have so much more than a mass of radio dish. We have like five telescopes that all do very different things and are vastly more important than any dish. And that’s just the very surface of it. Sometimes I wonder..
Neil is always fun. He was insecure in his 2nd interview with joe cause of that stupid "me too" scandal he got accused of, and Joe came armoured in the 3rd interview where both were having some sort of a cold war going.
I think it's the person usually. He jives with some interviewers better than others. I hope he doesn't go on Joe's podcast ever again, if he does I'm not listening. I realized it's not Niel who annoys me in the conversation between the 2, it's Joe. Because Joe thinks he's a fvkin scientist and forgets he's a comedian, and turns into the annoying student in class that's just trying to disturb the teacher... I like joe, it just depends on who he's interviewing, usually the science type people I really don't fw his interview's with them lately..ever since he moved to Austin, he always tries to turn some sht into a debate with the science people these days, idk wtf is going on with Joe because he used to not be like that. On star talk Niel has a comedian as a co-host a lot and it has been working well for years, and Theo kind of has a similar style of the guy on star talk, can hang with what Niel says, but doesn't try to overstep as if he knows more about astrophysics or science sht than Niel does.
@@Siegefya I agree. I think Joe is becoming too full of himself. “The system” has either gotten to Joe through intimidation or his pocketbook.
@@kylebushnell2601 Wow, your comprehension skills are horrendous
Love this guy! Dr. Tyson and Chuck are my absolute favorite people in the world.
“You hit em with that snicker” lmao Theo gets me every time
I love what Neil said at the end…..if you live a selfish life, you’ll die alone, but if you help humanity in some way, you will feel complete.
thats NOT what he said....SMH
@@WacKEDmaN he said „theo have you ever looked at your turd after taking a big shit and ask yourself „damn i could take a dick this big in the ass”?”
@@WacKEDmaN he isnt quoting NDT he is telling the message neil said at the end, in his own words..
@@OGAbaddonGaming ..and still even in them words..thats not what was being said...and besides...its just NDT projecting his BS on the world... he can think that all he wants...
Wooow , that's so deep 😐
when he said "if they know and dont tell us man". the genuine look of sadness was hilarious to me
7:00 “Okay, imagine if Chex Mix had everything… in a continuum….”
Imagining Jordan Peele’s NDT saying this to the camera as Key, as his wife, stands behind him, bewildered.
I never knew I needed a show with these two. 😂😂Learn and laugh with Theo and Neil.
You sick pervert
Such an unexpected chemistry between them
Theo is so freaking adorable, watching him try and think is hilarious
Bet he does great with the ladies…..
Talk about the ultimate “Dynamic Duo!” I could watch these two for hours!💞
That last sentence tho🔥
"As i gays in to the night sky" is how I'll always from now on hear that sentence...thanks Theo😂
You know as soon as NDT said “ as I gaze….” Theo immediately zoned out and wondered if he was gay
Great watch
Great Video Theo
So it's like Chex Mix 😂... This is gold!
“So it’s like Chex mix!” Lol😂
I have no idea how it's possible, but these two have incredible chemistry together.
too trippy man! theo matches the energy and neil shows that being interrupted is something he's very comfortable with, and the interrupting conversation just flows so naturally.
Neil finally found someone on the same wavelength as him
Aliens coming to earth and acting like humans could be a good starting point for a movie
Lookup "They Live"
Hillary Clinton should be the star
Paul?
So... Coneheads, kind of...
@@Scotty674 And the post credit scene is her emails getting recovered
This guy kick started my brain... like old 1977 ford f100 that hasnt been started in 25 years but he started it up.
Theo is funnier in podcast form than stand up
this is the best video i've ever seen
This is the combination we need more of!!!! 😮❤
Great stuff
Can always count on Theo to ask the really tuff questions.
Is space gay
“Say science is closed that day” 💀
This is actually a good example of there are no stupid questions. You can really answer any question with some level of serious contemplation and i think there is some fun to be had in that.
I could listen to these two all day.
Lmfaooo Theo giving the alien a treat like it's a dog 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Theo - you made Neil interesting to watch, a feat only you have been able to pull off. nice work!
he's always interesting
How did you get away with saying Neil is boring
@@bilelsicario because he is, his ego takes over in most situations.
@@jimmypee8404 Nah this guy made my childhood give respect
@@bilelsicario I can respect his intelligence whilst still criticising his ego.
WOW 😮 Thanks for sharing
I learn every time I watch Mr tyson thank you for this podcast episode I laughed so hard today again with the alien and the snickers 🤣
I love this interaction. Way less awkward then the interactions between Neil and Joe Rogan. Joe is always trying to be the smartest guy in the room, and while he is incredibly intelligent, his clash with Neil can get awkward at times. Theo has a way with people (except Bill Burr LOL), where he can just make chill but smart comments and people work with it and feel comfortable. For example, his chat with Louis CK was excellent. Louie seriously appeared to be having a great time and even complimented Theo in several occasions. Keep them coming Theo.
To be fair Bill was sort of being an ass that episode. Got all pissy about a question about a gun.
I feel like this is Neil’s favorite interview he ever did
that movie idea about "an alien that comes to earth and likes reese's pieces, gets lazy and acclimated" is low key fire
4:29 Theo's reaction and then Neils reaction to Von's reaction is lmmfao 😂😂😂
That laugh was hard af 😂🤣😂
These two together? Fascinating combination.
I love how he takes him seriously even though he has no reason to
Theo and Neil are my new favorite thing
Neil is at his best on this podcast
Neil is a top 10 worst guest on any podcast
@@John2000sBaby yet here you are
@@John2000sBaby true but you gotta admit the man is a great talker. There’s a reason why all these podcasters have him on.
@@NittyGritty420loves hearing himself talk
@@vitamind2387 yeah im a Theo Von fan, its just an observation i’ve made watching Neil on several podcasts now.
4:17 only Niel caught that 😭
Theo and Neil handle each other well and with respect.
Love to hear Neil break things down…great guest everywhere he’s been on
If aliens came to earth I think artists would have the highest chance of understanding them
why?
I love listening to Theo's THEOries.
Hahahaha, Theo getting him to laugh.
Theo is a troll and Neil has an answer for everything 😂
Thanks Theo
One guy acting dumb interviewing another guy acting smart
Yah, I don't think you'd need bits of aluminium and a few rocks, to help aliens communicate... I think they'd figure that out pretty quickly, if not beforehand.
Plus, why is taking them to the Whitehouse such a bad idea? We don't want them thinking we have any intelligence or for us to seem threatening. 😅
Best comment
once Neil said space isn't gay or straight, it's on a spectrum. I was waiting for Theo to respond with "it's autistic"
I saw the winds make a bowl of cereal lmao 😂they are great together
These two together are fun to listen to. 😂
“Maybe I’m just gay for space”…😅
Theo, Baamboozled Neil better then Joe Rogan ever could with solid hypothetical points 😂
Gang Gang Bruh 💪🏽💚✌🏼
“Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity.”
― Horace Mann
You have made a fan out of me! 👏🏻
Neil can’t handle it
Theo is a legend
Everything is on a spectrum... EVERYTHING... is on a spectrum. Love that shit.
Love that last line
It’s pretty crazy how I can be annoyed at NDT most of the time and this video just made me love him. He’s human after all! Haha
Theo brought it out of him because he doesn’t mind sounding dumb lol
@@kevinsoto9717I think it's because Theo can turn something that might sound dumb actually very clever, and get Neil to stop and appreciate the humor in Theo's creative story telling.
@@unspoken7704 Theo is putting up a dumb guy act for the comedy he’s smarter than he shows or else he wouldn’t have gotten so far almost on his own
Same, never seen him this happy and laid back. Theo really does have super powers