Ricky & Roscoe find out that the safety man’s wants them to pass drug tests and alcohol strips while also being nice to their coworkers! It’s an impossible task!
Lol nothing wrong with doing a ball at work on Wednesday when the momey hits the account and not sleeping till Friday, I did fall a sleep in the skid steer tho.. Twice at that
Worked at a pizza place and a regional manager came in and wanted to drug test everybody after a customer complaint about the smell of weed on the side of the building. The manager had to explain that we would have to close the restaurant. We were told to go around back.
"I'm sure corporate will care more about jobsite safety than their profits." "The _only_ reason they would care about 'jobsite safety' would be if they were at the jobsite _themselves,_ and even then they're just gonna drive around on air-conditioned golf carts and tell Pablo to work harder. And they'll talk loud and slow, because they think he'll understand English better that way, and they don't know he already speaks it better than half the guys here already."
Safety man forced everyone to wear gloves, cut proof long sleeves, and safety glasses at all times even in 110 degree temps in the south. So many people quit, they company had to spend millions of dollars to air condition the sight just to keep people. Safety man yelled at me for having my safety glass off while driving my forklift because I was so hot my glasses were fogged up, I quit the next week along with half the forklift drivers. 😂
Haha yeah, have fun if you had a bagel or some bread with poppyseeds on there in the last week. You'll be fired by the time the testing liquid hits the end of the strip.
When I was a young man working in construction, the foreman would hand out amphetamines to help the crew get wired for those 12 hour shifts! And he was a company man!
Fun story: My current employer tried to institute drug testing, largely driven by the CEOs wife. I tried to warn her against doing it, as theyll either have to fire everybody who pops hot, and potentially lose most of their workforce, or ignore it, and make mangement look weak. She replied with "They shouldnt be on drugs if they want to work here". 🤨 Two weeks after they finished testing, I hear the the company grapevine, that more than a third of the tested popped hot, including more than a few middle management. 🤣 Nobody was fired, or even spoken to, afaik. And random drug testing was quietly dropped.
@@MisterW0lfe Ricky is the owner but he doesn't care about Safety Man's job as much as he cared that the Safety Man was going to make them lose a multi-million dollar job.
the amount of Grease covered hard workers that stop in the store I work at just buy 2-3 cold ones before going home is half the customer base. The other half is retirees. Everyone deserves their down time.
I was like "okay. Sure. Drug tests" but the alcohol strip? Nah. If you dont pay me 24/7, you cant tell me I cant drink on my off hours after working in a factory. I don't even drink. 😂
You can't tell me not to do drugs on my off time either. I show up to work sober and ready to work every day. For the time I'm being paid for. I like my weed and it's going to take me 3-4 weeks to piss clean, and I'm upfront with every employer about that. My time is mine and I'll spend it stoned out of my gourd if I so choose.
Back in the 80s I was a electrician working on a 25 story high rise in Austin TX. Across the street was a 30 story being done by the same company I worked for. One morning we was up around the 10 floor looking over at the other building wondering why they had all the workers from every trade out of the building and lined up at the Porta potty. Turns out they was doing drug test and was supposed to be at our building next. Needless to say the next day that job was shut down because there was no workers to do it and they never came over to our job sight
@@nathanlowery1141 "Tell me without telling me" I'm a vet dude, trust me, I know what I'm talking about, I've had sgts try to tell me what to do and another sgt had to correct them on the spot.
My boss tried calling me on my phone 20 minutes after my shift ended. I live 30 minutes away from the job. He knew I had not made it home yet. He asked me to turn around and come back and work 4 hours on double time. I told him I was already drunk. He told me that was impossible as I had not even had time to make it home yet. I reminded him there is a 24 hour liquor store 2 blocks away from the job and in case he did not know Jose Cuervo is currently on sale 1/2 price a 1/5th. I am almost done with my first, but hey I can turn around and come back if you want. That way I can finish this bottle off. He said that was all right, go on home and sleep it off.
Like Ricky said "That circle better be a big ass warm up circle cause that's the last you'll see of this job" bwahahahaha that was too damn funny rite ther
Rickey still nonchalantly waiting for the safety man to end them checks coming in 😆 Wonder how many people would beat the safety nerd up if they lost their job due to the safety nerds XD
I'm thinking they're going to find the Safety Man all rolled up in a carpet way out in the swamp someday. Hope his replacement LEARNS from his predecessors mistakes! NOBODY has time to be out there buying rugs... They've got work to do!
I'm still waiting for Rick in the safety manager to discuss pre-existing injuries. Example Ricky, are you sure your arm wasn't cut off? You came to work here 2 years ago?
Absolutely spot on the construction industry safety theory. "All hands meetings" and "toolbox talks" seems to be fine besides at 5am everyone looks drunk and high.
"I'm positive the company we work for cares more about safety than the money we make em" HAhahahahaha. That's a good one thinker bell.. Pretty sure most company couldn't care as long as you don't make em look bad. Than they just fire you and continue on as before
Hold up Hindo! No drinking . Do you want the job site shut down. Safety can suck it! I would say use common sense,BUT, there ain’t no common sense now a’daz😂
honestly i am that guy because i don't drink, smoke, or do drugs... i feel like i would be a walking danger to everybody if my fuse was soaked in ethanol and weed. I'm already crazy enough as it is, i don't need anything else amping me up to dangerous levels before someone sets me off.
LMFAO ROSCOE AND RICKY.. ARE THE BEST TY FOR..UR HUMOR LOVE RICKY SOME GOOD GREEN... I'M WITH RICKY I DON'T DRINK ✌️🤟💯💯💯💯💯😜🥰😋💅💅UR HILARIOUS DUDE 💪💪.. COME TO INDIANA THAT WOULD BE AWESOME 💯💯😎
You drug test an employee when they're first hired. That's it. If they can't stop using long enough to find a job, they have a problem. Force them to stay clean as a condition of employment and they no longer have to worry about 30 days to get clean before finding another job when they get tired of your shit.
UAW can show up blitzed out of their mind or completely drunk and still hold a job. And you wonder why there's so many safety recalls on vehicles these days.
@@Saanonymous80 We've had several for improper coil spring mount installation, transmission wires chaffing on the PCM causing the vehicle to stop in the middle of the road, wiper arm nuts not torque properly, improper torque values for wheel studs causing studs to be stretched, replacing all CP4.2 pumps with the CP3, replacing the transmission dipstick and dipstick tube, installing transmission vent, improper starter ground nut torque, wrong size tires installed causing them to rub on the upper control arm balljoint nut. I can go on with mechanical recalls in just the last 4 years.
My old job did this 1 time. When only 23 of the 70 people were left. The superintendent wasnt there the next day. Dude got fired for making the company lose 450k that would have been made for that shift. Only 5 people really got fired from corporate, dropped dirty for heroine. Everyone liked having the day off.
Had a lil green on a Friday. Company tested me on a Tuesday. It's very unfortunate their most senior guy that ran all the jobs he was on, did all the paperwork and knew how to do all the stuff when new guys needed training, no longer works there. Whole shop was floored. Guys told me it became the slowest week they'd had in months. A job got pushed back. It's only been a week. They are regretting their decision.
We had this done at my old job... my buddy told the owner before we walked out... assadomy is illegal but you don't see them going around checking for Reamed out wrecktums...!!!
I always laugh at Roscoe doing a 180 when it starts to effect and concern him!!!😂😂😂
Same thing he said when Safety man wanted to ban energy drinks... and COFFEE
I know right lol
that's how it happens in real life too lol
dont mess with us old heads we already seen it all and done most of it lol
@@dronegraveyard
He has a point though. Why should they be able to dictate what you do at home. Who does not love a cold beer after work.
When my company tried this, I told them; So you want me to tell them to work 98hrs a week and not drink or do drugs, good luck with that.
Lol nothing wrong with doing a ball at work on Wednesday when the momey hits the account and not sleeping till Friday, I did fall a sleep in the skid steer tho.. Twice at that
@@ronniewilliz153 lmao lol 😂😂
Worked at a pizza place and a regional manager came in and wanted to drug test everybody after a customer complaint about the smell of weed on the side of the building. The manager had to explain that we would have to close the restaurant. We were told to go around back.
@@trevormckeehen2010that weed smell was probably coming from the customer.
You can tell them. I think we all know the outcome though. This coming from a sober person.
Safety man’s asking for trouble
Pretty much Safety Man's daily routine there. 😂
If he made OSHA workplace videos kids today may actually learn something😆
"I'm sure corporate will care more about jobsite safety than their profits."
"The _only_ reason they would care about 'jobsite safety' would be if they were at the jobsite _themselves,_ and even then they're just gonna drive around on air-conditioned golf carts and tell Pablo to work harder. And they'll talk loud and slow, because they think he'll understand English better that way, and they don't know he already speaks it better than half the guys here already."
They care because of insurance issues if someone gets hurt, and up to date paperwork. That's about it.
Also I get the joke so don't 'whoosh' me 😂
Pablo's the man! He's my lunch buddy lol
😇✌️
@@YTubeScandalScrambledMyHandle oh hell no it's my turn to eat lunch with Pablo. 😂
@@gilligan106 lol, we'll remake the lunch schedule & I'm with you fellas lol
The only reason they care about "safety" is because they don't want to get sued... they don't give a fuck about you...
There's another time Ricky done saved Safety Mans job.
more proof ricky is the boss in my mind, keeping an employee around so he doesn't have to worry about revealing the truth
Absolutely
Safety man forced everyone to wear gloves, cut proof long sleeves, and safety glasses at all times even in 110 degree temps in the south. So many people quit, they company had to spend millions of dollars to air condition the sight just to keep people. Safety man yelled at me for having my safety glass off while driving my forklift because I was so hot my glasses were fogged up, I quit the next week along with half the forklift drivers. 😂
There's good reason why the company only does "random" spot checks and not everybody at once.
yep time to get rid of the highest paid folks and bring in the cheep young guys
And usually, when you screw up so badly, they have no other option
Haha yeah, have fun if you had a bagel or some bread with poppyseeds on there in the last week. You'll be fired by the time the testing liquid hits the end of the strip.
Or was chewing gum for the alcohol swabs
Safety Man, you don't get to tell us how we spend our off hours, boy!
100%
If he's lucky, he can lasso the moon with that circle 😂
The moon?? Hell, he can reach Saturn with ease with that fkn circle!!
😂😂😂
@@guyfawkes6136 scientists are interested in that cicle cause it's bigger than the observable universe.
When I was a young man working in construction, the foreman would hand out amphetamines to help the crew get wired for those 12 hour shifts! And he was a company man!
That's WHY he was a company man. He knows that shit ain't happening without it.
I'm just amazed that Safety Man isn't part of the concrete foundation by now.
Every Safety Man has been a different person, they just all look the same cause no one cares enough to tell the difference.
No.lie!
Ricky is the owner, the only reason he keeps Safety Man around is to F with him.
Fun story: My current employer tried to institute drug testing, largely driven by the CEOs wife. I tried to warn her against doing it, as theyll either have to fire everybody who pops hot, and potentially lose most of their workforce, or ignore it, and make mangement look weak. She replied with "They shouldnt be on drugs if they want to work here". 🤨 Two weeks after they finished testing, I hear the the company grapevine, that more than a third of the tested popped hot, including more than a few middle management. 🤣 Nobody was fired, or even spoken to, afaik. And random drug testing was quietly dropped.
This is why people should stay in their lane… that’s about the nicest way I can say what I’m thinking.
CEO wife sounds like a real Nancy Reagan.
I'm trying to figure out if this is satire or just somebody taking live footage of 90% of real life jobs.
There all the same person just different tone of voice/tictok filters
It's satire based off of real life actions and attitudes of management and workers.
Oh I was aware. Just getting in on the comedy.
proof that Ricky cares about the safety man enough to save his job.
that's why Ricky's the owner
Truly the 1 time Ricky had a fuck to give. A mythical moment we just witnessed. Tis a freaking miracle.
Better the devil you know, eh?
@@MisterW0lfe Ricky is the owner but he doesn't care about Safety Man's job as much as he cared that the Safety Man was going to make them lose a multi-million dollar job.
Amen. I gave up the drugs a ways back. But having a cold one or two, to many in the privacy of my own home is where i draw the line.
the amount of Grease covered hard workers that stop in the store I work at just buy 2-3 cold ones before going home is half the customer base. The other half is retirees. Everyone deserves their down time.
I was like "okay. Sure. Drug tests" but the alcohol strip? Nah. If you dont pay me 24/7, you cant tell me I cant drink on my off hours after working in a factory. I don't even drink. 😂
You can't tell me not to do drugs on my off time either. I show up to work sober and ready to work every day. For the time I'm being paid for. I like my weed and it's going to take me 3-4 weeks to piss clean, and I'm upfront with every employer about that. My time is mine and I'll spend it stoned out of my gourd if I so choose.
it's adorable that safety man thinks he has that authority.
You know, the "Rickys" of the world is what keeps productivity rolling.. facts.. ricky is america saftey man is government.. down with safety man!!😂
Back in the 80s I was a electrician working on a 25 story high rise in Austin TX. Across the street was a 30 story being done by the same company I worked for.
One morning we was up around the 10 floor looking over at the other building wondering why they had all the workers from every trade out of the building and lined up at the Porta potty. Turns out they was doing drug test and was supposed to be at our building next. Needless to say the next day that job was shut down because there was no workers to do it and they never came over to our job sight
Saftey Man done went and lost his mind !! 😂😂😂😂
Absolutely 💯 right there buddy. Shit,go on safety,your so confident. You gone be looking for a new job by the end of the week too. Haha
You can't regulate what people do off work hours. Not even the military can do that, depending on location.
Military can do almost whatever they want. You belong to the military once you sign up.
@@nathanlowery1141 "Tell me without telling me" I'm a vet dude, trust me, I know what I'm talking about, I've had sgts try to tell me what to do and another sgt had to correct them on the spot.
My boss tried calling me on my phone 20 minutes after my shift ended. I live 30 minutes away from the job. He knew I had not made it home yet. He asked me to turn around and come back and work 4 hours on double time. I told him I was already drunk. He told me that was impossible as I had not even had time to make it home yet. I reminded him there is a 24 hour liquor store 2 blocks away from the job and in case he did not know Jose Cuervo is currently on sale 1/2 price a 1/5th. I am almost done with my first, but hey I can turn around and come back if you want. That way I can finish this bottle off. He said that was all right, go on home and sleep it off.
Safety man's not exactly prolonging the life expectancy of his job with that one
Safety man will look good doing all the jobs on the jobsite since he'll be the only one left! Quitting time is beer time!
Like Ricky said "That circle better be a big ass warm up circle cause that's the last you'll see of this job" bwahahahaha that was too damn funny rite ther
Yeah............ Notice the long pause. Go right ahead and pull that off. Just see if corporate is happy. 🤣 Get it Ricky!!!
Rickey still nonchalantly waiting for the safety man to end them checks coming in 😆
Wonder how many people would beat the safety nerd up if they lost their job due to the safety nerds XD
Yeah ... OH HELL NO !!! You can't tell me what I can and can't do on my time !!!
when roscoe is against something you know its a bad idea. roscoe is way smarter than he looks.
I'd love to see y'all help out Angry Cops with his crack house renovations. What could go wrong? Nothing! (That would be one funny collaboration.)
Safety man " corporate cares more about safety than money" lol😅
This safety man has never once been on a construction site if he thinks those two things can be done simultaneously.
I'm thinking they're going to find the Safety Man all rolled up in a carpet way out in the swamp someday. Hope his replacement LEARNS from his predecessors mistakes! NOBODY has time to be out there buying rugs... They've got work to do!
Nothing is stopping me from drinking a beer the night after a long shift.
I miss getting drunk and high whilst working construction on the airport’s tarmac
Screwing with safety man is an art for Ricky.
Hold up hold up.....are u trying to tell me I can't drink on my own time ....... safety man better stay home tomorrow
I'm still waiting for Rick in the safety manager to discuss pre-existing injuries. Example Ricky, are you sure your arm wasn't cut off? You came to work here 2 years ago?
My job site i'm the always the random one picked for drug and alcohol test as the manager know i'm the only one who will pass lol
They'd tell me to pick three, so I'd pick me (Mormon) and two rookies, because I knew my crew .
You guys are freaking awesome!!🎉🎉😂😂❤❤
Absolutely spot on the construction industry safety theory. "All hands meetings" and "toolbox talks" seems to be fine besides at 5am everyone looks drunk and high.
Life imitating Art.. no. Art and Rosco just bring it to the Safety 👨 so elegantly and simply put.
The amount of Truth Ricky throws that safety man, he needs a catcher's mit fer all that.
Ricky saving his company from the safety man's shenanigans
The one thing corporate likes is not being sued.
The thing that corporate loves is making money.
My good friends 😂 Big love Man 🤘✍️👍
His enthusiasm evaporating in real time lol
Safety man better watch his back. He’s Getting mighty wild out here.
Loved it as always !!! 👍
"I'm positive the company we work for cares more about safety than the money we make em"
HAhahahahaha. That's a good one thinker bell..
Pretty sure most company couldn't care as long as you don't make em look bad. Than they just fire you and continue on as before
Hold up Hindo! No drinking . Do you want the job site shut down. Safety can suck it! I would say use common sense,BUT, there ain’t no common sense now a’daz😂
I'm so like Ricky
Best stuff on the youtubes!! Genius my Boi
😂😂😂 Poor safety man!!
Id be more scared of the people who aren't on drugs or alchohol. Imagine working today without something to help you relax
Eyup
honestly i am that guy because i don't drink, smoke, or do drugs... i feel like i would be a walking danger to everybody if my fuse was soaked in ethanol and weed. I'm already crazy enough as it is, i don't need anything else amping me up to dangerous levels before someone sets me off.
That's me... no addiction/habits. I've become a bitter old man at only 25 years old. Lol
@@BuzzinVideography hey, likewise i'm 27.
People and situations can't drive you crazy if you don't give them the keys.
One of the best so far lol 😂😂
I can be having the worst day ever in one of these new videos pop up and I die of laughter thank you 😂
Rickey y’all petty🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tis tis Saftey Man 😂😂
Hahaha!!! Safety is much like quality,.... we want as much as we can get as long as it doesn't impact production.
Safety man would be doing all the work. With the boss looking for day laborers who do more than meth😅
Meth in the morny harry in the evening, hell some may even come back after 3 days.
Sorry safety man you are on your own. 😂😂😂👍
Ricky is the boss! No doubt in my mind!
Saftyman bit off more than he could chew 😂😂😂😂 get after him boys
LMFAO ROSCOE AND RICKY.. ARE THE BEST TY FOR..UR HUMOR LOVE RICKY SOME GOOD GREEN... I'M WITH RICKY I DON'T DRINK ✌️🤟💯💯💯💯💯😜🥰😋💅💅UR HILARIOUS DUDE 💪💪.. COME TO INDIANA THAT WOULD BE AWESOME 💯💯😎
Safety man is about to catch some hands 🤣
You drug test an employee when they're first hired. That's it. If they can't stop using long enough to find a job, they have a problem. Force them to stay clean as a condition of employment and they no longer have to worry about 30 days to get clean before finding another job when they get tired of your shit.
Lol looks like Roscoe got some work done.
You go Ricky 👍👍🤣
AMEN Ricky and Roscoe!!
Good luck affording all those test strips when that job aint gonna be gettin built lol
UAW can show up blitzed out of their mind or completely drunk and still hold a job. And you wonder why there's so many safety recalls on vehicles these days.
Kinda funny that most the recalls are for electronics....
@@Saanonymous80 We've had several for improper coil spring mount installation, transmission wires chaffing on the PCM causing the vehicle to stop in the middle of the road, wiper arm nuts not torque properly, improper torque values for wheel studs causing studs to be stretched, replacing all CP4.2 pumps with the CP3, replacing the transmission dipstick and dipstick tube, installing transmission vent, improper starter ground nut torque, wrong size tires installed causing them to rub on the upper control arm balljoint nut. I can go on with mechanical recalls in just the last 4 years.
My old job did this 1 time. When only 23 of the 70 people were left. The superintendent wasnt there the next day. Dude got fired for making the company lose 450k that would have been made for that shift. Only 5 people really got fired from corporate, dropped dirty for heroine. Everyone liked having the day off.
😂part two please!!!
I send these to my boss every single post!
Man if I could up doot more than once omfg!
Biggest circle ever! BEST
Congratulations on 900k.
Roscoe da man.
Had a lil green on a Friday. Company tested me on a Tuesday. It's very unfortunate their most senior guy that ran all the jobs he was on, did all the paperwork and knew how to do all the stuff when new guys needed training, no longer works there. Whole shop was floored. Guys told me it became the slowest week they'd had in months. A job got pushed back. It's only been a week. They are regretting their decision.
Banning drugs on the job is one thing. You can't expect grown ass men to work 60+ hour weeks, go home, and not be allowed to drink a cold one.
Let's be real here, a little green after works probably better for you then the alcohol
Ricky's got a good point there.
Can't drink the night before? Yeah that's how you lose ALL your employees. Lmao.
Lol, he knew full well them office ppl dgaf about anyone in the field
Hah ha ha ha! Glad to see y’all !
At 1:50 .... I swear, Ricky must be the boss. Safety man better Step down boi
The safety man always looks for trouble all the time.
Always helps that Ricky owns the company.
Gonna Jenn Psaki that stuff😂
But seriously, do whatever you want on your time. But if you can’t wait till then you need to go.
I knew this was going to be fire by the title alone.
Great stuff .!!! Always look forward for these ..make me laugh all the time😎🤣🤣
We had this done at my old job... my buddy told the owner before we walked out... assadomy is illegal but you don't see them going around checking for Reamed out wrecktums...!!!
That's right safety man. The company does care more about the money they bring in. That's what corporations do.
The only thing they care about. Injured and dead employees get expensive, plus it slows down production.
@@fixerupperernot if they can convince the government your injury was your fault “we had safety regulations in place, he wasn’t following protocols”
Funny as hell
Can't wait for the next one!
forsure my safty man😂
That is when Ricky reveals he is the owner of the company and fire the safety man
Lol "circle back"
I gotta be drunk and/or stoned in order to even talk to any of my co workers!
You can tell me what to do on my off time when you pay me for my off time.