it's like his colonizing ancestors took the worst parts of those cultures, came back home, mixed them and created him in a lab.... the shed he's living in is a facility where he's on 24/7 surveillance
Mason Caio Pereira Goldstein, former super heavyweight national taekwondo champion, Brazilian Jew Jitsu black belt, proud representative of the disabled martial arts community and the youngest Rabbi in the UK.
@@petsuper5636 he was scalped in the same ill-fated street fight against a gang of anti-Semitics where he lost his legs as a result of a missed spinning wheel kick, thus his hair is unable to grow back. Also explains why he's salty about Taekwondo.
Perhaps you should! Caio as a boys' name is a Welsh and Latin name, and the meaning of Caio is "happy". Caio is an alternate spelling of Caeo (Welsh). Caio is also a variation of Cai (Welsh).
Caio as a boys' name is a Welsh and Latin name, and the meaning of Caio is "happy". Caio is an alternate spelling of Caeo (Welsh). Caio is also a variation of Cai (Welsh).
“It’s one of my middle-names, at the moment…”
maybe he wants to get rid of it after it was leaked therefor “at the moment” 😂
I think he was trying to say k1ke, that's how many people refer to Jews.
"It's not my name though, it's like middle name"
Hahahahaha 😂
The Guru lore gets deeper. The youngest crippled Welsh-Brazilian ginger rabbi in the UK
it's like his colonizing ancestors took the worst parts of those cultures, came back home, mixed them and created him in a lab.... the shed he's living in is a facility where he's on 24/7 surveillance
Mason Caio Pereira Goldstein, former super heavyweight national taekwondo champion, Brazilian Jew Jitsu black belt, proud representative of the disabled martial arts community and the youngest Rabbi in the UK.
Confirmed
He is also bald thats why he is wearing a hat all the time.
Robert savage
@@petsuper5636 he was scalped in the same ill-fated street fight against a gang of anti-Semitics where he lost his legs as a result of a missed spinning wheel kick, thus his hair is unable to grow back.
Also explains why he's salty about Taekwondo.
@@alphared3772 brooo you are hilarious. 😂😂
His name is Caio Mason Oliveira-Goldstein
Bartolomeo Caio Honker Johannesburg Rofferson Montez Shecklemaster
His name is Kyle Brovlovski and he has a brother named Ike
Kyle really transformed into cartman when he turned into an adult
Mason Ramsey Caio Shekelstein
😂
The day has come
If cartman and kyle had a baby it'd be guru 😂
Next he'll say he's not in a wheelchair.
Hahahahaha 😂 😂😂
First name: MMA.
Last name: Guru.
Easy.
There is leggit a taekwondo gym called gurum club london and its south east
The memes just make themselves at this point. Poor Kyle Mason Feinstein.
We aren’t buying his bs
Perhaps you should!
Caio as a boys' name is a Welsh and Latin name, and the meaning of Caio is "happy". Caio is an alternate spelling of Caeo (Welsh). Caio is also a variation of Cai (Welsh).
I think he was trying to say k1ke, that's how many people refer to Jews.
Mason Ramsey Goldstein
Indeed indeed
What is this shit I don't know what to believe anymore 😂😂
🧢
Caillou
Caio as a boys' name is a Welsh and Latin name, and the meaning of Caio is "happy". Caio is an alternate spelling of Caeo (Welsh). Caio is also a variation of Cai (Welsh).
He should change it then because he’s never happy
@@Sim0n98 it's like when 350lbs guy is nicknamed "Tiny"
It also means "handicapped" in gaelic
It means hebrew in Celtic.
Goggle free Wales 🏴 army that'd his granddad gangster
Chameleon Jewru trying hard to slip away of this indictment.
That's just Kyle in a Kent accent
Kyle Rittenhouse
It's crazy he managed to stream while on trial and shoot those guys while wheelchair bound. Respect 🙏
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂
" A Baeyehbeh"
Isn t his name Erick Cartman
No that's not fair to Eric. Kyle is way more fat
mason kyle
Shlomo Kyle Mason de Rothschild
It's definitely MASON. Somewhere there's a MASON. First name Middle name or Last name. MASON
Kyole
Robert Caillou Weinstein
He used to say “My first name is really cool, I think it is anyway.” Bro your name is Kyle 😂😂😂😂
poor Guru 😥
Caillou...
Now we know why he wears the beanie?
mason
It’s Kyle ,he clears his throat twice after saying it ..
He's gonna legally change his name from Kyle Shrykenberg to Mason Caio Mma-Guru and act like that was always his name
"Kyle Borral-ho" is one of his most ridiculous mispronunciations
Guru on copium 💉💉💉💉
Anyone who has been paying attention and watching guru for some time knows his first name at least. Until I saw this I only knew his first name.
Slowly getting the whole thing
Cartman
You shouldn’t Google Kyle Gurowitzky
I thought it was mason🤣
He's definitely a Goldstein.. Takes one too know one.
His name is Kyle?
😼
When are you gonna turn the heat on in your room?
lyle and its obvious
Shw’mae Bach syt wyt ti?
Lol same name as me. Caio
Kyle Antony Mee
It's Edwin
His name is bacon...
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂
Waffle
Translated to English it's "Adolf"