Few things are mythological but mostly it's true, Jesus was left to bleed out on the croos, he never die, his disciples made sure that he was hung on a Friday as the next two days Saturday and Sunday would be holidays, on those two holidays no one guarded him as it was holidays so the two women who liked him took him to a cave and stopped his bleeding. On the Sunday night he started walking towards east, he was going to India.@@randomadskipper3855
This is funny because the wait three days thing was done intentionally because at that time people thought it took 3 days to reach the afterlife so you weren't considered dead until that point.
Actually Lazarus was likely also 3 days as we currently rate time. During the time of Jesus, the Jews counted days as from the beginning of night until the following day's sunset. So if Lazarus died in the afternoon, but was resurrected 72 hours later, that would be considered 4 days by their reckoning, but only 3 days to us.
Obviously, it was 2005... At the time no one was always with his phone, today, 3 days means you don't care, in the 2000s, it meant you were busy, and you always want her to assume you're busy
@@juan-josegarza7039 from what I've read in gay subreddits, most gay dudes seem to not have to be wooed like a lot of women seem to have to be wooed. So maybe rizz doesn't apply the same way to gay dudes.
How I met your mother taught me so many things about relationships like the lemon law, the crazy hot scale, the 3 day rule, Barney always has some crazy rule that actually makes sense if you look at it from a certain point of view 🤣
You mean to tell me somewhere in Israel 2000 years ago someone waited at saturday be like "i waited for Jesus. I heard He is son of God and can cure my blindness" and some dude be like "haven't you heard the news? Jesus died." And the blind guy be like "NOOO!!!"
Thank you so much! As usual, everything is on spot! I am so hopeful that we will choose each other eventually. Every detail of this reading makes me chill. I’ve just recently watched The Lord of the Rings for the first time in my life (my person is a huge fan). And I liked Aragorn-Arwen couple a lot, I also thought about us, when I watched them. And now I hear about them from you😭😭😭 That is truly a sign for me that our connection is real. I love him so much, and I hope that he’ll find his way to me. Thank you 🙏🏼 ❤
Most rules are true, not this one. Women love it when you call them early the next morning. Get them excited with your excitement, then cool them down over time if you want a relationship.
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Nono, dude’s got a point
I never thought about that, that's actually kinda true
only in the case that you come back from the dead.
the whole show has a lot of great advice and tips ngl
Let him cook
No... no, he doesn't. The only types of girls that you're gonna get by ghosting for 3 days are desperate and/or crazy.
Whoever wrote this is a genius
Or drunk 😊probably a Russian
Whoever wrote Barney Stintson is a genius
Nah, that is a real thing for jews.
You mean Bible or TV show?
Jesus is genius
Probably the truest history from Barnie
History? Lol it's Mythology
@@randomadskipper3855 no it's history. That is why history was divided into BC and AD
Few things are mythological but mostly it's true, Jesus was left to bleed out on the croos, he never die, his disciples made sure that he was hung on a Friday as the next two days Saturday and Sunday would be holidays, on those two holidays no one guarded him as it was holidays so the two women who liked him took him to a cave and stopped his bleeding. On the Sunday night he started walking towards east, he was going to India.@@randomadskipper3855
@@T0NYMANUEL that's not the reason
@@mitchand9 then what is? It's literally divided into Before Christ and Anna Domini
Barney does the best Jesus impersonation ever!
Many likes? Where comment? CHANGE!
One of the greatest philosophers, philosophical thinkers of our time
A greatest wouldn´t believe the lies in the bible.
@@PROVOCATEURSK hahahaha. Jeez my guy. Take a joke🤣😂🤣🤣
This is funny because the wait three days thing was done intentionally because at that time people thought it took 3 days to reach the afterlife so you weren't considered dead until that point.
So he actually has a 💯 vaild point?
Yep @@holdthisl8169
But he had to come back so it should have been 6 days
True story.
@@spideypunk9023 nah God called him an uber to life
The 3 days lets people process what happened and calibrate their reaction 😂
What Barney says is true. Its also why Jesus waited for 4 days before he resurrected Lazarus
He got stuck in a traffic ⛔
You don't want to wake up with rigormortis
Actually Lazarus was likely also 3 days as we currently rate time. During the time of Jesus, the Jews counted days as from the beginning of night until the following day's sunset. So if Lazarus died in the afternoon, but was resurrected 72 hours later, that would be considered 4 days by their reckoning, but only 3 days to us.
@@peaj4812 yeah I referred four days as it says in the Bible
I play way to much "The Binding of Isaac" but I finally understand, why Lazarus has a free Resurection each floor.
As a Christian myself.... man's gotta point
You more look like a heaven avoider than a true christian. Not going to heaven for 80+ years sounds like a ticket to hell.
“No, no, he’s got a point.” - Kronk’s Shoulder Angel, Emperor’s New Groove
"hey, Jesus, what up"💀💀💀 nah i can't
😂😂😂
Not gonna lie that makes perfect sense
Thing is he’s not wrong
He is, no proof of ressurection.
This is one of the greatest Barney moments.
No he’s kinda cooking
At the end of the episode barney turned out to be right....😂😂😂😂
Obviously, it was 2005...
At the time no one was always with his phone, today, 3 days means you don't care, in the 2000s, it meant you were busy, and you always want her to assume you're busy
Barnie actually has a point
Zombies don´t exist.
Never in my life have I expected so much rizz by someone who’s actually gay irl
You don't think gay guys don't rizz dudes? I'm pretty sure they drop game on each other. Right? I don't know, lol.
@@juan-josegarza7039 from what I've read in gay subreddits, most gay dudes seem to not have to be wooed like a lot of women seem to have to be wooed. So maybe rizz doesn't apply the same way to gay dudes.
@sen7826 Probably right. Though they're gay...they are dudes. They probably just need the "look" and they go.
@@juan-josegarza7039as I understand it gay men just go to the gym and lift heavy weights
@@sen7826what are you doing in Gay subreddits 🧐
I still miss HIMYM
Nah but why does this actually make sense
The math is mathing
Their both right, it depends on the goal. Getting laid? Wait. Start a relationship? Maybe don’t wait too long.
How I met your mother taught me so many things about relationships like the lemon law, the crazy hot scale, the 3 day rule, Barney always has some crazy rule that actually makes sense if you look at it from a certain point of view 🤣
Then he waited three days and came running down the aisle. That's when he invented the high five 😅
True story.
Falcon: He's outta line but he's right!
Actually 3 weeks to be on the safe side
His logic is so on point. 😳
good things come to those who wait but only the things left by those who hustle.
As a Christian, it makes sense.
Don't just Muslims believe that Jesus was resurrected?
@@Xaif_3546 no
As a Christian it should make zero sense. He was publicly killed and publicly buried.
@@Xaif_3546 Muslims don't even believe He was crucified.
@@SaintSC05 so, I guess it's a conflict between catholics and orthodox christians
genuinely indisputable logic
“Thing is, I know you’re playing me but you’re right”
Vegeta, no!!!
This is some deep revelation... preach on
I don't speak "I never get laid" 😂😂😂
Damn he makes a lot of sense. Who knew Barney was actually a modern day philosopher.
When Barney Stenson perfectly explains why Christ waited 3 days, I knew this show was a masterpiece.
This is hilarious, but I'm many ways it makes so much sense!!!
You mean to tell me somewhere in Israel 2000 years ago someone waited at saturday be like "i waited for Jesus. I heard He is son of God and can cure my blindness" and some dude be like "haven't you heard the news? Jesus died." And the blind guy be like "NOOO!!!"
Im sure he hasnt seen the news
@@shogrran my guy did not see that coming
And then jesus invented the high five
Bro i read the bible and yeah hes correct although Jesus wouldn’t condone it
Thank you so much! As usual, everything is on spot! I am so hopeful that we will choose each other eventually. Every detail of this reading makes me chill. I’ve just recently watched The Lord of the Rings for the first time in my life (my person is a huge fan). And I liked Aragorn-Arwen couple a lot, I also thought about us, when I watched them. And now I hear about them from you😭😭😭 That is truly a sign for me that our connection is real. I love him so much, and I hope that he’ll find his way to me. Thank you 🙏🏼 ❤
That is weirdly a good argument, shit im convinced
I love when Barney quotes scripture
extras are doing good effort to make things realistic.
Honestly that’s a good point
The fact that his reasoning actually makes sense is absolutely mind boggling!
Let him cook now. LET. HIM. COOK.
As always, Barney is right.
That… makes sense for the most part. Well done.
That actually makes a lot of sense.
I took religious ed for 7 years and can 100% say this is Biblically accurate
Its wild because women actually play these games.
As crazy as this seems, it actually makes sense.
Hold up, let the man cook
As a Christian, he got a point, there was no net or any other fast way to know a notice
Marshall whispering to himself as he looks up "sorry jesus"
Hard to argue the logic 😂
The best explanation I ever heard about the 3-days rule.
I can't find a flaw in his logic.
He makes a valid argument
He is out of line but he is right
You can see Marshall slowly start to think "this oddly making sense"
As a Christian, i redundantly as that he's got a point
I mean he has a point.
That actually made sense
Kronk's VA: "No no, he's got a point."
Ive actually followed this rule ,and it works,specially between the age of 16-23.
We love Himym 😂💖
That three days rule doesn’t apply today, because too many people have a short attention span now
That's an actual Cathecism lesson.
Ok. He do make some sense .
The fact that he was cooking is very scary😂😂
He acually waited one day and two nights
"He's out of line, but he's right"
Barney making theological sense. 😮
It just occurred to me that Barney’s explanation of why Jesus waited three days is actually practical in terms of spreading the word of Jesus death
Many of us react that way to the story anyway
He makes a good point
Certified biblical rizz
This dude was able to defend mythology better than the source material 😂
It makes more sense put like that than anything you get from church 💀
From now on ill follow in my lord's footsteps, 3 days.
My feed is unhinged
I hate the fact that he's not entirely wrong
Dude is genius
This was genius.
You cannot argue with that
Lmao. Hes got a point. The ones who witnessed the crucifiction would have been called crazy if it was in just one day. More to it than that though
Most rules are true, not this one. Women love it when you call them early the next morning. Get them excited with your excitement, then cool them down over time if you want a relationship.
I feel bad for smirking at this
He literally died and 'resurrected' after one and a half days
This is legit.. I totally agree to that point
Hold on it actually makes sense
As a Christian...he's not wrong
Naaaaaaaa, ain't no way Jesus was his primary source.
He knows what he's talking about, NPH met Jesus after all
Yup, wait 3 days to call 2 days to text, 1 week to ask for a second date and 5 minutes before snapping back 😂
I didn’t watch this show and not a Christian but this was so funny the way NPH was explaining 😂
Let him cook, I like where he’s going.
Well Barney now i am a Christian 😭🤣🤣
if u a beta but im a chad
Solid argument 😂😂😂