"I Am Altering the Deal, Pray I Don’t Alter It Any Further."
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- čas přidán 16. 08. 2020
- Take the princess and the Wookie to my ship.
#Vader #Lando #TheEmpireStrikesBack
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“Here is a unicycle, you will ride it wherever you go!”
this deal's getting worse all the tii--
Furthermore you are to wear this dress and bonette
😂😂 I didn’t get it at first but now I know
COVID guidelines be like.
You don’t have to wear a mask.
You have to wear a mask!
Get vaccinated then you don’t wear a mask.
You have to wear a mask even if vaccinated.
You can catch covid even if vaccinated.
You are now required to get vaccinated.
Covid is mutating, so now we have to lockdown again.
Vaccines are not doing much, wear two masks.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Probably the most badass of all of Vader’s lines. He is THAT guy.
That and "Impressive.... Most impressive."
Ezra: i dont fear you
Vader: then you will die braver than most
No disintegrations
"Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?...Good. it would be unfortunate if I have to leave a garrison here"
"Come back, Ewok!"
*Disney Star Wars:* "I have altered the canon. Pray I don't alter it any further."
George Lucas: "This deal is getting worse all the time."
@@marcusverschollen9634 He got over a billion so it still is ludicrously good deal.
@@marcusverschollen9634Me to George Lucas: "Hold on. This whole operation (selling Star Wars) was your idea"
@@startmirca He sold Star Wars because he was fed up with the unrelenting harrassment and death threats from psycho Prequel Haters, not because he had faith in Disney. That was literally just George saying "Fuck it it's their problem now."
No one should ever forget that.
Lando realizing there was never any actual deal besides "Do whatever I say or else."
Most Imperial officers would tell you they learned that within the first day under Vader's command.
Hence, “never make a deal with the devil”.
@@kgunitkeese17Well saying no to Vader doesn't really work
@FantomMisfit depending on what he wants at the moment, some things are worth dying for.
@heresthadude1080 All well and good for yourself but you don't get to make that choice for everyone. He seems to be a mayor or similar for that city/planet (It's a gas planet with only that city afik) so his choice affects everyone living there. If he says no and defies the Empire he jeopardizes the lives of everyone living there. He picked the choice that would save his citizens and (in the original deal the Falcon crew would just basically be on house arrest. So not the worst thing in the grand scheme of things.) By the time Vader changed the deal he couldn't openly defy Vader as his city was basically already occupied by Stormtroopers.
Clearly a violation of the collective agreement. I would immediately file an appeal to the imperial office of the ombudsman.
It's not a violation it's an alteration
@@PsYChOtlC_ShArK even if it was, vader be like: I am the imperial office
Palpatine: that’s my apprentice
@@Shadowdoc26 that or he'd simply force choke anyone who complained further
What is the imperial office gonna do shoot him oh wait he has a light saber and bullet deflecting gloves he could just kill them with the force
"complaint accepted, Governor Calrissian."
*force chokes him to death*
THIS DEAL...is very fair, and I'm happy to be a part of it.
Is this from a real star wars movie? Did they take the idea from robot chicken?
I ain't riding no fucking unicycle!
@@cantstanddogs4776You seriously have to ask?
@@HOTD108_..
Yes , I don't watch star wars but I seen the robot chicken..
Star wars seems funny enough to put the joke into one of their movies if robot chicken did it first
@@cantstanddogs4776 this movie is a scene from Empire Strikes Back which was released in 1980 . Robot chicken Star Wars started in 2007 pretty much 30 years after this movie. There’s absolutely no chance robot chicken had any influence over this movie. Star Wars is full of funny moments like this but with a serious undertone which makes it unique. I suggest watching every Star Wars movie released before 2006 because it really shows how ahead of their time they really are and still hold up today. I don’t blame you for not watching Star Wars but honestly it worth a watch!
Lando: “You said they’d be left in the city under my supervision!”
Vader: “I lied.”
I understood that reference! 🤣🤣🤣
"You promised to stay away"
"As I have from the beginning"
@@Inuxxus “I lied.”
Perhaps his most iconic line in all of Star Wars, weirdly enough.
*The people:* This wasn't why we elected you!
*Politicians after being elected:*
“Altering the deal” is dictatorship & tyranny in a nutshell. The leaders do whatever they want & citizens are powerless. See Russia and China for real world examples
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Also the People, next election: Vote for the same party because new politician promises 'It will all be different this time!'
Satan: "When will you people learn"
Satan:
"Once you make a deal with me, Saint Peter scratches you out of his little book and I don't have to honour my word."
A story as old as the galaxy far far away a long time ago
Vader definitely retained Anakins sassiness😆
I could perfectly picture a more grown up, badass but essentially Hayden Christensen, over here
In retrospect, the prequels may have displayed a lighter variation of what would be Vader's famed sass.
@@milaanvigraham8664 Well, that image is reinforced now that I've watched the Obi-Wan Kenobi series and seeing Hayden Christensen back as both Anakin and Vader, especially in episode 6 with Vader's mask cut on the left side and seeing Hayden underneath and hearing Vader's and Anakin's voices blending together.
@@DarsiPadilla prequels were more ass than sass
I've heard rumors that Vader shipped all of the empire's sand into a black hole.
Us Govt sending us 600 bucks instead of 1200:
Trump: I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further
@@i_i8924 trump wanted to give 2000 though?
@@i_i8924 Trump wanted to give the full $2000.
I wanted free money, and to get paid more than I normally make for staying home.
Trump: "Perhaps you feel you're being treated unfairly?".
I mean Lando was honestly foolish. He made a deal with a cybernetic maniac who commits intergalactic genocide and you think he’s noble enough to keep a promise.
Vader isn’t too smart either, if he belives Lando is going to bring anyone to Vader’s ship after all this.
So Lando should’ve said “no”?
If Lando refuses his windpipe is crushed
They had a stormtrooper escort, Vader didn’t count on Lando stepping up
@@fugebacsi Vader is like 350 IQ
Just want to appreciate how every piece of music in this film is amazing.
Love this film and the music is a huge reason why.
The way he says "Calrissian" and "Wookie" is pretty funny though. Sounds like he was talking while being electrocuted or someting lol
LOL, you're referring to the vibrato of his voice right?
George Lucas: I have altered the cantina scene, pray I don't alter it any further.
Kathleen Kennedy: I am altering the canon, pray I don't alter it any further.
@@MariOmor1 Dave Filoni: "I have altered the EU. Pray I don't alter it any further."
We have updated the End-User License Agreement.
Fitting for Unity of late. Pray they don't alter it any further...
Scarlett Johansson: Disney+ wasn't part of the deal!
Disney: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
Scarlet won & got paid more money. It helps when you have a US court system backing your contractual rights
James Earl Jones and Billy Dee Williams, epic.
And Dave Prowse for may he rest in peace
Unity be like….
"You said in the TOS we only have to pay for Unity Pro!"
Unity: "we're updating the TOS, *pray we don't update it any further"*
Uh, seriously, I just started using Unity, not Unity Pro. Yeah, I’m not getting Unity Pro because it costs hundreds of dollars.
Ultimate "fuck around and find out"
Prey they don't continue to f### everyone around them
Vader agreed to whatever Lando desired to get his cooperation. Then made changes along the way to fit his needs because there was nothing Lando could do to stop it. Vader has the force as well as an army.
“Altering the deal” is dictatorship & tyranny in a nutshell. The leaders do whatever they want & citizens are powerless. See Russia and China for real world examples
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thank you for explaining the scene! it was so hard to understand, star wars is such a profound IP!!!!
I know how late this response is but: Vader clearly miscalculated here. Turns out Lando was able to thwart Vader's plans at least to the extent of Chewie and Leia's fate. Who knows what would've happened if he honored the deal. Lando would've kept Chewie and Leia in home arrest, Bespin wouldnt have fallen into chaos, and maybe Vader would be able to get Luke at the end.
“Furthermore you will wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as Mary!”
When I get all A’s on my report card but my mom only buys me a game instead of taking me to Six Flags like she promised
What kind of spoiled brat are you?
@@rithrius5384 not a bad deal at all games are expensive id love a free copy of montser hunter rise
@@rithrius5384 pretty sure it was a joke
@@rithrius5384 calm down holy shit
@@rithrius5384 What kind of worthless prick are you?
Disney: “changes Slave 1 name to simply Firespray”
Disney: I’am altering the Canon, prey I don’t alter it any further
Firespray-31 is a type of Boba Fett's ship. Slave 1 is a name of a model
@@user-lw8kb2vj9y I know but that’s like calling your dog by it’s breed rather than giving it an actual name
@@user-lw8kb2vj9y I love Han Solo's YT-1300 Light Corellian Freighter! See how weird that sounds?
Except if you look on the OFFICIAL STAR WARS DATABASE, The Ship is Still called Slave-1. The name was never actually dropped despite what the Clickbait Nerd Sites headlines say
@@carbonfibre_ I love Darth Vaders TIE Fighter
Seems to work well for me.
is it me or when he says that line, he sounds threatening af
I sure do
@@darthvader7675 Pls dont alter the deal again
@@lvlupent.7334 I'm Vader, I can alter it as much as I want
@@darthvader7675 Man, this deal just keeps getting worse all the time...
@@lvlupent.7334 Furthermore I wish you to wear this dress and bonnet
_"Calrissiann"_ The way Vader says his name sounds like he's pinching his ear with the force. For no reason too 🤣 just to assert dominance.
Or he can say........ *"I LIED!"*
More like "change of plans" and less "i lied"
Bob Iger: George Give Kathleen the Script in my Office
George: You said that you'd use my scripts
Bob Iger: 0:10
Uh I'm dead lmao
These sequels keep getting worse all the time!
Way too fucking true with the context of what happened
@@i_i8924 not really
Yes really
I don't know why shoked me so hard watching him breaking the deal like that, that was really evil, even villians should ve required to keep their word
I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further
Not Vader😎
See that’s the thing that always set vader apart for me. He doesn’t even need to abide by his own word, he does whatever suits him and anyone who gets in his way will either accommodate him of their own volition or suffer his wrath. Lando argues, but he’s never going to not do what vader tells him to, because of the implication.
@@Awecyan32 "Because of the implication"
You really thought that child murderer had a sense of honor lol
Lucas: I am altering the movies, pray I don’t alter them any further.
The fans: These movies are getting worse all the time.
it's disney fault
@@maxdam4059 Dude, George Lucas has been altering his original movies at least once every decade before Disney even bought Lucasfilm. That is the one thing Disney literally can't be blamed for.
@@maxdam4059 His movies were altered multiple times in terrible ways like a decade before disney bought him out.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@rithrius5384 well altering the story wasn't that bad , the prequiels weren't that bad the story is good there was only this clunky dialog until revenge of the sith also don't forget that the legends universe was far better than the CaNoN Universe since there were a lot of luke skywqlker stories future stories better characters , the old republic , the force unleashed saga etc while star wars comics only focused on darth vader instead of other characters , the timeline in this canon is totally ruined , there are tons of bad characters like the last jedi characters , rey , the REEEEEY guy , the other dude who wants to impersonate han solo maybe he is poe i think , the asian girl except kylo ren even through his story wasn't that good and his motives weren't enough i still prefer jacen solo over ben solo
When a video game company announces a remaster of a game you loved in the past, then announce they'll censor it.
It's amazing how the original trilogy managed to come up with so many iconic lines that people remember to this day.
Meanwhile, whay kind of line are people always going ro remember when talking about the sequel trilogy? "Somehow, Palpatine returned"
This is why you don't just click "agree" on terms and conditions online without reading them first
Lando read the terms. It still didn't save him. 😂
"Take the princess and the wookiiiiiiiii...."
Something so funny and absolutely badass about Darth Vader telling you to pray
"You will wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as Merry!"
You gotta give credit to Lando for having the balls to stand up to Vader like that
"How can you change one side of a bargain?!?"
"When there is no other side." - from Battlestar Galactica (1979)
Yup, That's exactly what I thought of the first time I saw Empire
"I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further."
-Sony to all PC players of Helldivers 2.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this quote in regards to Helldivers 2.
@@TheRealGuy015 I was planning to buy it when it went on sale.
Sony's move is a deal breaker.
Update: we won!
“Take the princess and the wookieeee to my ship”
The way he said it 🤣🤣🤣
“You said they’d be left in the city under my supervision!”
@@jediindyfan98 I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further
Sounds funny hearing Vader actually say Wookie
The line Calrisiaan is what i laugh at
Notice how Lando reaches up to his throat? I think Vader gave him just a taste of what might happen if he objects to the alterations. lol
I think Vader actually force choked Lando, but it was eventually cut out in the editing room. I remember it was included in the comic book adaptation of the film.
Sounds like Unity!
0:16 looks like he almost got force choked
I think Vader did lightly
I love the way Lando rubs his neck when Vader says, "Pray I don't alter it any further." I never noticed that before.
Maybe Vader gave him a slight choke.
@@KingofKran I think he had just seen Vader doing it to others before and was imagining it.
Lando never touched his neck. He reached for the edge of his cloak
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Unity 3d and their breach of trust
James Earl Jones is Darth Vader's *SOUL* . Full stop.
One of Vaders most underrated quotes IMO.
This is my favorite darth vader quote ever
I didn't know Darth Vader worked as a Unity executive.
He worked at EA before, so...
UNITY's new pricing model.....
This. Gonna like all the united comments on this.
Looked up a video of this clip to see how many comments are referring to Unity.
Lando is the only one who questioned Vader and called him out! He had heart
Must be a case of Vader having something else in mind and bossing Lando around is much more fun than just dropping him out of nearest trash chute. Especially when he has whole shipping container filled with random junk.
Also, you are to wear these clown shoes and refer to your self as “Mary”.
Something about how he says the line makes it very euphonic, I kept repeating it for about 3 minutes.
0:12 I think that's the only time having Vader's breathing playing WHILE HE'S TALKING paid off. It sounds like he drew breath to say "pray I don't alter it any further" and when he does the breath escaping makes the other half of the breathing sound effect.
This man always walks away so fast
Within the private thoughts of Darth Vader.
Vader watches as clouds of intense cold rises from the pit.
"That actually looks kind of refreshing. Man, on Mustafar, I would've given my left arm for someone to douse me with that... Wait..."
This is the kind of shit my cat would say to me if it could talk.
*Meanwhile, in another universe...*
“Excuse me, aren’t these marshmallows supposed to be on sale?”
“I ended the sale. Pray I don’t... end the sale any further.”
Oh, the candyman can!
*Meanwhile, in another, another universe…*
“I thought you said I was gonna get an A!”
“I am altering the grade. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
I'm reminded of this scene every time I get an email from some company saying they're altering their legal agreement. Funny how unilateral those "agreements" are.
When the contract is altered, you have the legal right to reject the changes & terminate. So for example you signed a 3-year agreement with Comcast or Verizon. They change the terms of the contract at 1 year. Now you can say “No I reject the changes” and terminate the 3-year contract immediately
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Me: But you said if I just admitted it i wouldn't be in trouble!
my parents.0:11
Classic scene from start to finish.
Vader: I am altering the deal, pray i don't alter it any further.
Calrissian: In the name of the Imperial Office of the Ombudsman, your alteration is void.
Vader: Are you threatening me, Cities Skylines mayor?
Lando: The Imperial Office will decide this trade dispute.
Vader: I am the Imperial Office.
Lando: Not yet.
Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries. I do not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
Notice Lando’s hand gesture at 0:15
Throughout this entire movie, Vader has been force choking everyone that ticked him off
Lando reaches for his throat
Either he got choked up thinking about the mess he’s in, or he felt Vader give him just a taste of what he could do with the Force.
i think is rather the first option
The angles and filmmaking really makes you feel how Vader's menace comes from a place of pain.
"I am altering the stimulus checks. Pray I don't alter them any further"
0:11 the recurring theme of Star Wars lately
I am altering the canon pray I don't alter it any further.
@@Senate917 that pretty much sums it all up perfectly
The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this... oh, wait...
CZcams staff: “removes the dislike counter”
Also CZcams staff: We are altering the platform, pray we don’t alter it any further
"These updates are getting worse all the time!"
@@MariOmor1 Also we will have 10 ads every minute of every video, I have altered the deal pray I don't alter it any further.
@@TheVillainousDanceOfVillainy “These Updates get worse all the time!”
@@TheVillainousDanceOfVillainy I AIN’T WATCHING NO F***ING ADS!
I have an ad blocker 😊
@@MariOmor1"how about whatever video you watch with ad blocker it slows down and buffers".
The government after 2 weeks of flattening the curve:
"pray I don't flatten it any further!"
"I am altering your insurance deal, pray I don't alter it any further."
"You said they'd be left in the city under my supervision!"
"I lied"
Wizards of the Coast be like
Hitler when he is asked by Neville chamberlain why he invaded the rest of Czechoslovakia
Hitler: 0:10
Spoiler alert
He altered further.
Calrisian!!!! Take the Princeess and the Wookieeeeee to my ship🤣
Wizards of Coast right now
When ticketmaster won't refund your concert ticket after the show gets cancelled.
(In an earlier event)
Starkiller: YOU AGREED TO DTAY AWAY!!!!
Darth Vader: I lied.
USA and Soviet during the cold war to their "protection countries" be like
The coldest line in Star Wars!
“Obi wan and the Jedi turned against me”
He's all yours bounty hunter
He delivers it so casually, yet it's so memorable!
Amazon with the LOTR Rings of Power......
I'm just so glad they unfroze him
I could've altered the deal even further and kept him in there forever
When my wife expects dinner before sex...
When your boss won't give you the raise they promised
"This deal is getting worse all the time!"
Wizards of the Coast rn
Vader said his piece, start praying people.
Picture Hayden Christiensen saying this line 🤣🤣🤣
Back then this was representation of evil, dark side. Now it's just a default TOS behaviour of every big company.
This is my favorite Darth Vader quote!
Unity in 2023 be like:
One of the most chilling 30 seconds in the history of cinema.
*"I am altering the prequels. Prey that I don't alter them any further"*
“Calrissiannnnnn….take the princess and the Wookieeee to my ship”
But you said they'd be left in this city under my supervision!
George: Change the cantina scene one more time
Disney: You said you would stop doing changes to the original trilogy
George: I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further
So good. Best one liner
"You said they'd be left in the city under my supervision!"
"Big fan of dying, I see."
I love that my 11 year old brother says this to me all the time ever since I watched it with it when he 6.