WW2 on METH - Countryball

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  • čas přidán 19. 06. 2022
  • Alternate title: The German HIGH Command.
    The allies also did meth during World War 2. However, this video solely focuses on Germany's Pervitin (Meth) fueled adventure.
    This is a countryball / polandball animation. Do not reupload or use it without my permission.
    𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱 (in order of appearance):
    Preußens Gloria Beste Version: • Preußens Gloria Beste ...
    Alte Kameraden [instrumental]: • Alte Kameraden [German...
    Alan Aztec - Disco Panzer: • Alan Aztec - Disco Pan...
  • Krátké a kreslené filmy

Komentáře • 1,8K

  • @daashow8056
    @daashow8056 Před rokem +3220

    You could say that everyone had HIGH casualties

    • @FinnsTob
      @FinnsTob Před rokem +176

      and also HIGH economy downfall

    • @jacksonlee6760
      @jacksonlee6760 Před rokem +94

      Not to mention the HIGH levels of prescription dru- medications, used after that totally didn't have any bad side effect appearing later on.

    • @airelbomber
      @airelbomber Před rokem +42

      H I G H

    • @simonadiblaru3723
      @simonadiblaru3723 Před rokem +24

      and also how HIGH they fly

    • @lorrainebutler7167
      @lorrainebutler7167 Před rokem +17

      But Switzerland has a good police :)

  • @PolishTortoise
    @PolishTortoise Před rokem +432

    yo dude this production is really high quality

  • @jonahhudson2052
    @jonahhudson2052 Před rokem +808

    I'm glad you're acknowledging that everybody was on meth during ww2. Most people would've made a "Nazi meth" joke and left it there, but you put the extra historical accuracy there. I appreciate it!

    • @Demonetization_Symbol
      @Demonetization_Symbol Před rokem +19

      The Allies used amphetamines, not methamphetamine.

    • @jonahhudson2052
      @jonahhudson2052 Před rokem +48

      @@Demonetization_Symbol
      Yes, but that's a sister drug. Almost identical in how it impacts the body.

    • @wilsonlima1522
      @wilsonlima1522 Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/BI13_29gP5k0/video.html000

    • @terrifictomato262
      @terrifictomato262 Před rokem +18

      @@Demonetization_Symbol methamphetamine is an amphetamine

    • @Demonetization_Symbol
      @Demonetization_Symbol Před rokem +3

      @@jonahhudson2052 meth had a more severe effect on the body than amphetamines.

  • @zer0_0xygen
    @zer0_0xygen Před 8 měsíci +47

    fun fact, vodka was actually made in *Poland.*

    • @Kuralesov228
      @Kuralesov228 Před 6 dny

      Вообще, водку придумали ещë древние египтяне☝
      А русские и польские водочные заводы конкурируют всю историю, с момента образования обоих государств : )
      *Поэтому ваш комментарий будет направлен в отдел ФСБ за клевету на НАШУ водку*
      *шутка*
      *это точно не реклама русской водки*
      🍸🇷🇺❤🇵🇱🍸

    • @bartekbandur4175
      @bartekbandur4175 Před 3 dny +2

      ​@@Kuralesov228 Polska górą 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

    • @Kuralesov228
      @Kuralesov228 Před 3 dny

      @@bartekbandur4175 ❤

    • @bartekbandur4175
      @bartekbandur4175 Před 3 dny +1

      @@Kuralesov228 dzięki

  • @JustDim0n
    @JustDim0n Před rokem +572

    - "General. We should probably attack the Germans."
    - "Oh non, no! You'll see! When the Germans done, they need rest. So we are very safe!"
    *_Genius…_*

    • @randomstuff4997
      @randomstuff4997 Před rokem +35

      Inhales 3-4 more pills of meth. Just goes into overdrive

    • @Thatoneguy-el8xn
      @Thatoneguy-el8xn Před rokem +19

      They were right that they would need to rest when they were done, they just didn’t know when they would be done.

    • @thewafflegamer6152
      @thewafflegamer6152 Před rokem +13

      *blitzkrieg'd*

    • @MaBlox_Roblox
      @MaBlox_Roblox Před 5 měsíci +1

      Too the "oh mer"e

    • @smg5357
      @smg5357 Před 25 dny

      And the "le Germans" sounds so freaking cursed

  • @projektbeendet6876
    @projektbeendet6876 Před rokem +903

    Tank Crews were actually giving Chocolate with Meth in it. Very accurate.

    • @CSTPball
      @CSTPball  Před rokem +166

      Fun fact: I actually considered letting the Germanball on the tank hold a panzerschokolade. But I decided to go with the pervitin tube since it's already established as meth, so using a chocolate bar might be confusing.

    • @projektbeendet6876
      @projektbeendet6876 Před rokem +14

      @@CSTPball cool

    • @vieilatome2257
      @vieilatome2257 Před rokem +8

      Prends, un panzerschokolate...

    • @Shadow-cf8vp
      @Shadow-cf8vp Před rokem +6

      But why did they gave them panzerschokolade I don't understand?

    • @diyamomdwheatley
      @diyamomdwheatley Před rokem +10

      @@Shadow-cf8vp cause they need to fight aggressive

  • @HelpMeGet100kSubsWithNoVideos.

    POV: Your Polish and hear the Germans coming at you with hardbass

    • @PolishCat
      @PolishCat Před rokem +4

      So you put on your own hardbass

    • @Darwidx
      @Darwidx Před rokem +3

      @@PolishCat It so fun, that's exactly how German argue start of war, In Gliwice was a radio station competes with german one, so they basicaly put more bass to fight before military join.

  • @toothbrush-guy
    @toothbrush-guy Před rokem +57

    0:24 Would have been even funnier if you synced the music to Germany hitting Norway with a metal plate a little bit more.

  • @generalespanosileno1057
    @generalespanosileno1057 Před rokem +640

    thats why kids,you should never get drugs or a disco panzer

    • @CSTPball
      @CSTPball  Před rokem +119

      when you die from overdose on a disco panzer, It'll still be vibing (as if its celebrating your death)

    • @mectricaltitan777
      @mectricaltitan777 Před rokem

      ​@@CSTPball 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍

    • @giacgiac21
      @giacgiac21 Před rokem +9

      @@CSTPball omg

    • @White_star_line_plane_crazy
      @White_star_line_plane_crazy Před rokem

      I aint gonna eat those meth anymore

    • @lucaricci1861
      @lucaricci1861 Před rokem +23

      Why not the disco panzer? I want to party with Hans

  • @PakBallandSami
    @PakBallandSami Před rokem +490

    Germany be like: I'm joining the war on drugs on the side of the drugs

    • @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477
      @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 Před rokem +49

      That’s why the drugs won the war
      Germany carried the team

    • @HamzaShafiq629
      @HamzaShafiq629 Před rokem +3

      Everywhere I go... I see his icon...

    • @explicavit9470
      @explicavit9470 Před rokem +1

      @@HamzaShafiq629 He has so many clones.

    • @jokeez
      @jokeez Před rokem +2

      Don't do drugs kids.

    • @marlenaszymanska175
      @marlenaszymanska175 Před rokem +2

      @@jokeez and these are one of the reasons kids which is called
      ✨hallucination✨
      and its happening with icon thing rn
      (edit:but I don't mean intierly if not hallucination)

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 Před rokem +29

    I love how the USSR just devours the half of Poland like a shark
    A nd at the end you could also make a Russian sleep experiment reference
    But it’s a very smooth animation
    I love it

    • @archae2254
      @archae2254 Před rokem +2

      I mean, this video focus on history, and the sleep experiment is a creepypasta, but that would be interesting, yes

    • @Daphne70
      @Daphne70 Před rokem +1

      Why do I see you everywhere 💀💀💀

    • @EllpaFox47
      @EllpaFox47 Před rokem

      @@Daphne70
      I
      AM
      EVERYWHERE

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 Před 2 měsíci

      Pretty accurate. They made a pretty blatant land grab and got a “non-aggression pact” that both sides fully planned on breaking at their earliest convenience.

  • @lakeishamarkham2108
    @lakeishamarkham2108 Před rokem +28

    Well it is time to vibe 0:39

  • @PakBallandSami
    @PakBallandSami Před rokem +269

    People: why was Germany so good at the start of the war
    Germany : the secret ingredient is white powder

    • @Abdul_rahman_von_yasin
      @Abdul_rahman_von_yasin Před rokem +28

      removed the d from powder

    • @poopguy8635
      @poopguy8635 Před rokem +7

      The secret is white stuff in the chocolate

    • @West_Coast_Gang
      @West_Coast_Gang Před rokem +2

      @@poopguy8635 the white stuff is the chocolate

    • @HamzaShafiq629
      @HamzaShafiq629 Před rokem +5

      I wonder why the germans lost to the white powder in Vodka land

    • @marlenaszymanska175
      @marlenaszymanska175 Před rokem +2

      @@HamzaShafiq629 prob because even though there both white powder there mad different giving different reaction

  • @jacksonlee6760
    @jacksonlee6760 Před rokem +1588

    I'm so glad that countryballs animations like this are still being made. This must have taken weeks to make!
    Those Germans did really love their chocolate, such HIGH value! 😉

    • @VidaWantsYou
      @VidaWantsYou Před rokem +7

      100% it was done in 1 week

    • @mokey809
      @mokey809 Před rokem +11

      No, months.

    • @soviet_doge1263
      @soviet_doge1263 Před rokem +5

      Even the subtitles are super funny

    • @Achillgreekdude
      @Achillgreekdude Před rokem +2

      A pro speedrunner can do it in 1 second

    • @decp12
      @decp12 Před rokem +2

      >countryballs animations like this are still being made
      Ehem, with a fuckin CORRECT POLISH FLAG :v
      Why for God's sake people more and more do polandball animations, and comics, with not original polandball?

  • @matymajuk
    @matymajuk Před rokem +41

    0:15 smooth as fu good job! :D

  • @diremiralis1998
    @diremiralis1998 Před rokem +12

    You can see his eyes slowly get more red over time after he took his first one

  • @Maxwellington950
    @Maxwellington950 Před rokem +227

    0:51 Guys Look A Soviet Union!

    • @eeeeee7241
      @eeeeee7241 Před rokem +36

      It’s pretty let’s catch it!

    • @poopguy8635
      @poopguy8635 Před rokem

      *Soviet union collapses as soon as they got to it*

    • @user-om2wk7cy1u
      @user-om2wk7cy1u Před rokem +8

      Слава Советскому Союзу!

    • @maenik228
      @maenik228 Před rokem +5

      @@user-om2wk7cy1u поддерживаю

    • @HamzaShafiq629
      @HamzaShafiq629 Před rokem +15

      @@eeeeee7241 Its wealty in stuff, lets invade it!

  • @thatweirdguywhostalkspeopl1908

    holy fuck
    this is animated so well I can't even
    outstanding job, 10/10 will replay again
    you rarely see videos with this kind of effort put in i applaud you

  • @hassanmohamed646
    @hassanmohamed646 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Such High quality soldiers

  • @DeHerg
    @DeHerg Před rokem +9

    What most people forget (or simply don't know to begin with) is that Germany wasn't the only side handing meth to their soliders. The British and Americans just called it benzedrine instead of pervitin.

    • @DeHerg
      @DeHerg Před rokem +2

      Correction: it was mentioned in text at the end of the video

  • @silvervens
    @silvervens Před rokem +57

    1:19 my favorite part. You gotta know that when they realize ReichTangle is dead it turned into a onion pile.

  • @soropintoresco9030
    @soropintoresco9030 Před rokem +71

    I love how Czechoslovakia looks really upset about his clay being taked by poland

  • @ThatCanadianMinecafter
    @ThatCanadianMinecafter Před 4 měsíci +3

    Bro is nobody going to talk about the subtitles, they are golden!

  • @Red_Baron_220
    @Red_Baron_220 Před 8 měsíci +3

    This is an amazingly HIGH quality animation, but the subtitles are just pure gold. I could watch this on repeat for over an hour :)

  • @Budz_2_YT
    @Budz_2_YT Před rokem +24

    1:00 love it that its was like the original yt video

  • @HamzaShafiq629
    @HamzaShafiq629 Před rokem +141

    Imagine if Germany won. We all would be doing meth right now rather then wörk.

    • @audiolatroushearetic1822
      @audiolatroushearetic1822 Před rokem +31

      No, you would do both!

    • @vamsigaming1233
      @vamsigaming1233 Před rokem +1

      Ja, du will do both of them and will be more productive than before

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Před rokem

      Hate to break it to you but Germany used methamphetamine even before the war so they can work more. It was an alternative to coffee in case they have a particular stressful day and coffee might not cut it. If you think about it most performance enhancement drugs are invented in Germany. Even after the war, East Germany was the pioneers on anabolic steroids.

    • @goldenspade5812
      @goldenspade5812 Před rokem +6

      What they said ^

    • @prome3439
      @prome3439 Před rokem +17

      Wörk with EXTRA speed

  • @KingdomRepublic
    @KingdomRepublic Před rokem +25

    I like how every German ball has stg 44 and also that ending clip shows that the 4 powers are actually friends after all

  • @NotFl0w4r_Official
    @NotFl0w4r_Official Před 6 měsíci +3

    "How was your day Norway?"
    Norway: oh i got slapped in the face and lost some braincells🥰

  • @novemberdawn8145
    @novemberdawn8145 Před rokem +62

    Dude I need a longer version of 0:47 that was awesome 😂

  • @lowlyaa0974
    @lowlyaa0974 Před rokem +12

    The Wojack style pointing at USSR kills me every time.

  • @ItsSwappi
    @ItsSwappi Před rokem +14

    0:33 can we just take a month at seeing how beautiful this is
    also what’s the song playing?

    • @unipico56
      @unipico56 Před rokem +3

      It's Disco Panzer, I'm pretty sure!
      The question wasn't directed to me, but I just wanted to answer real quick while scrolling through some comments.

    • @ct--px4nb
      @ct--px4nb Před rokem +2

      @@unipico56 its disco panzer

    • @ThatCanadianMinecafter
      @ThatCanadianMinecafter Před 4 měsíci

      @@ct--px4nbthat is what they said

  • @Frankreich-Ball
    @Frankreich-Ball Před rokem +3

    I can't stop watching, "Disco Panzer" along with the animation is such a vibe.

  • @Ben-Cog
    @Ben-Cog Před rokem +83

    AMAZING animation ! Splendid art style, Super fluid animation and good music. I hope your channel grows in the future because This is quality content. Keep it up :D !

  • @___p___
    @___p___ Před rokem +19

    1:39 that's funny

  • @Davi-ib5bo
    @Davi-ib5bo Před rokem +2

    My opinion, you and Icaria are two of the best countryballers on CZcams, I don't know if I will discover another one
    Great video

  • @klairet9273
    @klairet9273 Před rokem +10

    0:28 rip Norway

  • @manifest5768
    @manifest5768 Před rokem +27

    Holy shit, that is some incredible animation. You are incredibly underrated!

  • @baffledwaffle6319
    @baffledwaffle6319 Před rokem +35

    Your animations are just astonishing as allways. I really dont know what to say

  • @GRIDPAPERMAN
    @GRIDPAPERMAN Před rokem +2

    I appreciated you using the song disco panzer from Alan Aztec cause his my favourite music channel. thanks a lot.

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 Před rokem +2

    The Alan Aztec music was greatly appreciated.

  • @viboten
    @viboten Před rokem +4

    I have rewatched this so many times now, amazing work dude!

  • @AyangStudios
    @AyangStudios Před rokem +23

    0:47 he do be vibin' doe

  • @HonHonHonk
    @HonHonHonk Před rokem +4

    0:47 bros low key vibing
    I cant help but bob my head with him
    Im dancing with N@zi germany
    Fjuck

  • @canada_6
    @canada_6 Před měsícem

    I LOVE your animations I've watched this one 8 times! the mongol one 6 times, modern day europe one 3 times , and EVERYTHING ELSE 2 times!!! Keep making them you're Awsome!!

  • @OWTShark
    @OWTShark Před rokem +3

    Gorgeous animation as always, love ur style of animation.

  • @Levitationable
    @Levitationable Před rokem +3

    wow this is so underrated! remember me when youre famous! also i cant get over how GOOD the guns are pulled out

  • @XxXxURALxXxX
    @XxXxURALxXxX Před rokem

    you did a great job with the animation! Good luck to you

  • @MaphilindoUnion
    @MaphilindoUnion Před rokem +6

    Translating that song (From German To English)
    Dis-di-di-Dis-Disco Panzer
    Yeah, this is my disco tank
    With a 40 thousand kilowatt bass cannon
    24 tons of armored steel
    Roles in the middle of the environmental zone
    In the right hand a hump beer
    A bayonet in the left hand
    And the tank driver doesn't take care of
    He dismisses you to onion
    Music in the tank, that's good
    Beer in the tank, wonderful
    300 hp, that's good
    Perfect gap, wonderful
    Music in the tank, that's good
    Beer in the tank, wonderful
    300 hp, that's good
    Dis-di-di-Dis-Disco Panzer
    So yea this should be A reference to tanks or whatever
    Edit: If the song doesnt fit, its probably due to edits or replay songs or remixes.

  • @winston5921
    @winston5921 Před rokem +8

    Kids, don't do drugs especially what happened to Germany is a lesson of side effects of the meth

  • @DankBruv
    @DankBruv Před rokem +14

    Fluid animation ! And HIGH moral!

  • @elanortriestoart6447
    @elanortriestoart6447 Před rokem +2

    Everyone making "high" jokes. Meanwhile, I'm rocking out to Alan Aztec.

  • @_AlwaysBETonHAKARI_
    @_AlwaysBETonHAKARI_ Před rokem +1

    I love alan aztec songs so thanks for using disco panzer in this ones

  • @GuyWhoSendsShitposts
    @GuyWhoSendsShitposts Před rokem +11

    This countryball video is the smoothest countryball animation i've ever seen.

    • @CSTPball
      @CSTPball  Před rokem +5

      hello there comrade Stalin! Just finished the movie "The Death of Stalin", and saw someone digging ur brains out.

    • @GuyWhoSendsShitposts
      @GuyWhoSendsShitposts Před rokem +2

      how am i going to live when my brain is digged out?!?!

    • @GuyWhoSendsShitposts
      @GuyWhoSendsShitposts Před rokem +1

      Hey comrade CSTPBall, I hope you make a Countryball Soviet March video, Named, "Soviet march (For Comrade Joseph Stalin)", also give me a link here when you Upload it.

    • @CSTPball
      @CSTPball  Před rokem +2

      @@GuyWhoSendsShitposts I am not a citizen of the Soviet Onion, so I am not obliged to follow your orders

    • @GuyWhoSendsShitposts
      @GuyWhoSendsShitposts Před rokem +2

      I said "I hope" so yeah, you can make it it or don't make it.

  • @randomperson3935
    @randomperson3935 Před 6 měsíci +3

    The meth was so good that Germany already had the STG-44 in 1939.

    • @CSTPball
      @CSTPball  Před 6 měsíci +6

      meth induced time travel (real)

    • @randomperson3935
      @randomperson3935 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@CSTPball they were truly ahead of their time 😌
      yooo, I never thought you’d actually respond back. I just wanted to say I’ve been taking a look at your channel for a while now and I must say, you are one of the most talented countryball animators I’ve seen in a while. I seriously want to applaud you of your works, especially the part where Germany was just skiing his way to bonk Poland at the start of the video. That was absolutely smooth and creative. Your art style on the countryballs are also really cute, they just look like adorable little…well, balls. I hope you’ll continue to grow further since I notice you are really underrated. You deserve more recognition!

    • @CSTPball
      @CSTPball  Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@randomperson3935 yo thx for the compliments! comments like these are what keeps me going with youtube's algorithm being so wonky

  • @biddygames
    @biddygames Před 7 měsíci +1

    This is so well animated

  • @aRaisinhasbeenspotted
    @aRaisinhasbeenspotted Před rokem +2

    This has to be the most smoothest countryball animator ( beside Icariaball ), I like this kind of stuff produced by the community :)
    I like animating frame by frame more, so I think I'll try animating countryballs in animation memes someday :)

  • @The_Penumbras.
    @The_Penumbras. Před 11 měsíci +5

    did someone also laughed when the poland was shaking czechoslovakia? i almost died of my own laugh

  • @Scientist118
    @Scientist118 Před rokem +4

    Not going to lie, the artsyle is quite charming. Here's a sub.

  • @Polish-Phoenician
    @Polish-Phoenician Před rokem +2

    0:38, when i heard this, i reconised the music and well, we all know what happens after,

  • @Qwen215
    @Qwen215 Před 15 dny

    This video is really good
    I love it :) (the subtitles really add to the general experince)

  • @IshijimaKairo
    @IshijimaKairo Před rokem +13

    Imagine if the Germans won the war through the sheer power of *Meth*

  • @aqilarif9903
    @aqilarif9903 Před rokem +16

    Haven't see this type of countryball of video for a while now,great job 👍

  • @YoungFlyz644
    @YoungFlyz644 Před rokem

    Just found your channel, your animation is amazing

  • @Polzovatel348
    @Polzovatel348 Před rokem +25

    Боже, это реально выглядит очень круто. Я хочу, чтобы как можно больше людей узнало об этом

  • @MattBroAnimations
    @MattBroAnimations Před rokem +6

    Bruh, I can really notice Germany invaded the Netherlands. Haha btw, this must be one of the funniest countryball animations!!

  • @kawcio1516
    @kawcio1516 Před rokem +28

    0:09 HOW do they eat?

    • @Brezabag
      @Brezabag Před rokem +6

      Like minecraft eating

    • @evbjnh0
      @evbjnh0 Před rokem +1

      welp its country balls rules🙂
      (or you can call it CBR)

    • @eblan22877
      @eblan22877 Před 9 měsíci

      Pervitin is a stimulating drug that made a man almost a super soldier. But a lot of side effects appear when a person stops using Pervetin.

    • @asroczka
      @asroczka Před 6 měsíci +1

      They absorb it
      Don’t question it

    • @M-ss-C1rcle
      @M-ss-C1rcle Před 3 dny

      ​@@asroczkaoh.

  • @____admin
    @____admin Před rokem +2

    Russia: *sleeping in winter*
    Germans: *freeze*

  • @asphaIto
    @asphaIto Před rokem

    very well done animation.. i know everyone says that but keep up the amazing work!!

  • @SarahPavaoSurfacing
    @SarahPavaoSurfacing Před rokem +6

    The Lyrics of Disco Panzer at 0:39 to 1:13 is
    Russian: Да это мой диско панцер с 40тыс киловаттной басовой пушкой 24 тонны стальной брони катятся через середину зоны окружения кружка пива в правой руке штык в левой а механик-водитель не обращает внимания он месит тебе в луковое мясо музыка в панцере это хорошее пиво в панцере замечательное 300 пс это идеальное мускус в панцере это хорошее пиво в панцере замечательно 300 пс это хорошо Disco Panzer.
    English: Yeah this is my disco panzer with a 40 thousand kilowatt bass cannon 24 tons of steel armor roll through the middle of the enviroment zone a tankard of beer in his right hand a bayonet in his left hand and the tank driver is not paying attention he mashes you into onion meat music in panzer that's good beer in panzer wonderful 300 ps that's perfect musc in panzer that's good beer in panzer wonderful 300 ps that's good Disco Panzer.

  • @enderjed2523
    @enderjed2523 Před rokem +3

    It’s certainly quite a well made animation!

  • @mohammadrayanyahya9622
    @mohammadrayanyahya9622 Před 11 měsíci

    Bro amazing animation, it is super smooth.

  • @SirGabOnYt
    @SirGabOnYt Před rokem +20

    1:28 so I am confused

    • @ThatOne6uy
      @ThatOne6uy Před rokem

      They were hallucinating that they were being attacked by the Soviet Union because of the drugs

    • @germanyplaysrobloxYT
      @germanyplaysrobloxYT Před 5 měsíci +2

      Hallucinating

    • @B-52H
      @B-52H Před 5 měsíci

      Not just that collective hallucinations which is an actual possible thing

    • @ThatCanadianMinecafter
      @ThatCanadianMinecafter Před 4 měsíci +3

      You get collective psychosis

  • @Quitbit
    @Quitbit Před rokem +9

    That animation of splitting poland and having the soviet union lunge for it is so impressive.

  • @MichitaroNaito
    @MichitaroNaito Před rokem +5

    Germany: The USA is watching me. He is there.
    Italy: Where is he?
    Germany: Shhh, quiet. Over there. He's hiding between "Mein Kempf" and "Achtung-Panzer".
    Italy: Is it possible to hide between the books?
    Germany: Yes, it is. The treacherous Japan must have leaked the secrets of Ninjas to the enemy.
    Italy: Well...
    Germany: The USA is always looking for mein enigma-code-books viciously. But when Ich engage him, he teleports into other shadows britz-quickly.
    Germany: Mein true friend, Italy, Ich kindly ask you, could you fend off the USA?
    Italy: Um... sry bro, but I don't see the USA.
    Germany: He's there. You don't see him!?
    Italy: Nope.
    Germany: Do you trick me too!? Are you a traitor too!? *Grabbing Panzers.*
    Italy: Wait, wut!? No, no, never! Stop it!
    A few months later...
    Italy: Japan, help me plox. Germany occupied my mainland and is robbing my pasta.
    Japan: You traitor Italy! How dare have you changed your side shamelessly!?
    Japan: How dare have you ruined my efforts to anger the USA decisively!?
    Italy: Wut!? Are you high on Hiropon too?
    Japan: Yes, I am. I'm hyper-high yet sane. I demand you of Harakiri, now!
    Italy: No can do, bro. I'm just always on the right side.
    It is how the Axis lost... perhaps.

    • @HamzaShafiq629
      @HamzaShafiq629 Před rokem

      Man I am going to make a video with your script. Can you allow it?

    • @MichitaroNaito
      @MichitaroNaito Před rokem +1

      @@HamzaShafiq629 Sure. I believe the countryball and our history are properties of the humanity. I own nothing about them. (= If I write anything about countryballs, I have contributed them for the humanity already. So never hesitate to modify, republish them.)

    • @HamzaShafiq629
      @HamzaShafiq629 Před rokem +1

      @@MichitaroNaito thanks bro :)

    • @MichitaroNaito
      @MichitaroNaito Před rokem

      @@HamzaShafiq629 np. Good luck bro.

  • @Marco-Sanchez
    @Marco-Sanchez Před rokem

    Glad to say I'm here before 35k subs! This will blow up soon I'm sure

  • @alexfield290
    @alexfield290 Před rokem +1

    People: Drugs are bad!
    Also people: Literally using them in warfare.

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025

    Aka: Germans Eating Panzerschokolade
    British Eating Fish&Chips
    Soviets Drinking Vodka

  • @Empire.
    @Empire. Před rokem +30

    0:02 what the Polska doin

  • @girl5725
    @girl5725 Před rokem

    This video is so good I watch it almost every day

  • @UltNite_Brasil_01
    @UltNite_Brasil_01 Před rokem +7

    Caramba amei está animação, as movimentações dos personagens parece de animações antigas! Mas é isso que deixa a animação dahora!🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

  • @cropathfinder
    @cropathfinder Před rokem +8

    hilarious but the use of meth on the german side has been highly exaggerated, yes they issued em early in the war but the use was highly restricted as it was aware that it only gave temporary benefits after which the troops that used it became combat ineffective for some time

  • @jiyuhong5853
    @jiyuhong5853 Před rokem +9

    1:49 soundwave reference?

  • @fbertiflipper2726
    @fbertiflipper2726 Před rokem

    That's' some high quality animation we've got here!

  • @vidk.6304
    @vidk.6304 Před rokem

    Great animation, honestly I was amazed

  • @cbss_unofficial-mlbb
    @cbss_unofficial-mlbb Před rokem +3

    How to Soviet Union defeated the Germans:
    *"V o d k a."*

  • @user-cs1bs4jd3b
    @user-cs1bs4jd3b Před rokem +5

    0:02 dude shakes checkiaslovacia

  • @Torch....
    @Torch.... Před rokem +1

    ayo this was great and so was da Disco Panzer

  • @valpherson9701
    @valpherson9701 Před rokem +2

    Love how overtime their eyes become more and more red

  • @PakBallandSami
    @PakBallandSami Před rokem +3

    Animations is soon good man love it

  • @no1dea261
    @no1dea261 Před rokem +4

    People : how did germany get so strong in no time
    How it happened :

  • @masterDevis
    @masterDevis Před rokem +2

    Dem jumpy Czechs at the beginning tho, eyeballing Poland xD

  • @U_n_K_n_0_w_N
    @U_n_K_n_0_w_N Před rokem +1

    My favorite part was DISCO PANZET with the guy whos sweating and then his heart explodes

  • @West_Coast_Gang
    @West_Coast_Gang Před rokem +4

    When you find out Panzer Schokolade isn’t choclate:

  • @youllknowme2079
    @youllknowme2079 Před rokem +10

    Don't forget they gave Finland a whole bunch of pervitin to fight off the russies

    • @Tukeuvian
      @Tukeuvian Před rokem

      Probably in the Continuation War but what about Winter War?
      Also Soviets and other countries definitely didn't use anything suspicious stuff to boost their advance...
      (Not that I'm supporting sus medicines but I'm just saying that Germany wasn't the only one using questionable things to improve their performance)

    • @GeorgeSemel
      @GeorgeSemel Před rokem

      Yeah, Yarn Hub did a story about a Finn that well took enough of that stuff to go for a week and 200 Kilometers from where he started. Nevertheless, the fellow lived a long life.

    • @AntiAzovIndividual
      @AntiAzovIndividual Před rokem

      And they gave Ukraine some too! They are holding strong now but they will eventually fall! uRRRAAAA to the LPR and DPR AND THE LORD

    • @Tukeuvian
      @Tukeuvian Před rokem +4

      @@AntiAzovIndividual I'm not a drug expert but wouldn't it be old by now?

    • @andrefasching1332
      @andrefasching1332 Před rokem

      @@Tukeuvian not only that, but pervitin is just outright outdated. Modern Militaries use way different substances with a much harsher ruleset

  • @patrykkopertowski1332
    @patrykkopertowski1332 Před rokem +1

    I watched it like 10th time. Great job!

  • @logcore_dsx
    @logcore_dsx Před rokem

    Didn't expect this meme so well done

  • @AquaranSocialistRepublic

    1:12 fatal heart attack

  • @saudade_9.
    @saudade_9. Před rokem +5

    Finally, someone drew Polandball correctly

    • @Hailitagameing175
      @Hailitagameing175 Před rokem

      Polandball is drawn upside down on purpose...

    • @saudade_9.
      @saudade_9. Před rokem

      @@Hailitagameing175 Nah I don't think so

    • @Hailitagameing175
      @Hailitagameing175 Před rokem

      @@saudade_9. It is you dummy...

    • @Hailitagameing175
      @Hailitagameing175 Před rokem

      @@saudade_9. Its pretty easy to figure out if you search why polandball is drawn upside down.

    • @saudade_9.
      @saudade_9. Před rokem

      @@Hailitagameing175 that can't be polandball anymore. That can only be indonesiaball or monacoball. You can also search about poland's real flag.

  • @Bamboozled_boi
    @Bamboozled_boi Před rokem

    Bro why is this so good, I can't stop watching it lol

  • @twindragon965
    @twindragon965 Před rokem +2

    France:so we are very safe
    France :oh OKI
    9seconds after
    Disdisdisdisdisdisco panzer