When Germany discovered the bug in the Treaty of Versailles
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- čas přidán 18. 07. 2023
- Script by 叶小笛YXD; Materials for tanks and ships by 查干阿如温查斯_寒瑞; English sub translated by HuaxiaCCball
Program used: Flash8, Adobe Animate, Adobe Premiere, Adobe Audition
Music used: IL SIRACUSANO
#polandball #countryballs #animation #catgod - Krátké a kreslené filmy
How humble is Germany with its fishing boats, its tractors and its police armies, an example to follow
Like Russia and Ukrane…
Well that fishing boat sunk one of the largest warships
¡Good fishing!
dont forget their "carbines"
mmmmmm yes the karabiner 98 kurz a very great "carbine"
@@warlloverespanol2897 "ahhh, our first catch of the day!"
You forgot the Luftwaffe being a fleet of “cropdusters”. Also happily supporting Polish agriculture.
they were so good the polish crops turned german
Nah the Luftwaffe was a science project helping the soviets develop university of bombing
@@shiyian bro😂
What?
Soviet Union: dont forgot about us
Apparently, the Soviet Union also decided to send police officers in tractors to help the polish farming industry! How kind of both the Germans and the soviets!
They are the kindest persons
France and Britain were not so happy that Poland got all the support, so they decided to have Germany give them some support after the Belilux get's some surprise relief
And then ussr and germany started to know who's help is most helpest
Germany alsao give office police to help the france and ussr too. What a kind country
Except the were actually tractors and farmers when it came to the Soviets
The Allies also banned Germany from producing Rifles like the Kar98 but the allies allowed germany to produce Carbines for "self-defense", so Germany decided to "rename" the kar98 into sounding more like a Carbine, and making them a bit smaller.
The Kar98 "kurtz".
Kar98 is exactly the name they used to exploit the treaty.
They changed it from "Gewehr 98" to "Karabiner (Carbine) 98"
Not only is the name changed, the gun itself is also got upgrade and known internally as Kar98/34
so technically, the allies managed to give Germany the allowance to make rifles, except smaller, and therefore more easy to build
@@horizoner2361 Not really, because the carbines were officially meant for security forces (incl. police!) and export. The weapon itself was the same length with some modifications to sights and so on.
And unlike other commenters are suggesting, it was NOT the K98k. By 1935 Germany was openly rearming, so there was no need to conceal true intentions anymore. The actual rifles are 1923 Karabiner 98b and 1924 Standardmodell, though latter only started production in 1930s.
No wonder why they are shorter in WW2 than in WW1
German efficiency in a nutshell: Bending rules and finding loopholes whenever possible
As long as the Finanz Amt doesn't find out.
An upside would be that the laws in germany are pretty loophole proof
Like most countries, not surprised.
remind me of when i was in school
USA couple years later: ok japan this bomb right here makes giant mushrooms, hope you like it
An interesting fact is that the 100,000 soldiers that the treaty limited to having were converted to skilled and professional officers, so that when they had a huge army, they also had a lot of leaders and generals ready
Indeed. I've read somewhere that all soldiers were trained to carry on their duties and the duties of two ranks above, in case a rapid expansion of the army was needed.
También leí que después de la rendición en ww1,reformaron su ejército para que solo los más capaces y hábiles se quedarán enlistados para que más tarde asuman el mando al agrandarse el ejército
@@gggvvvjggbgg4517❤
And the most proficient and successful trainee are also given promotion to train new soldier when the time comes to rearm their military.
These officers also gain further more experience from fighting German Socialist, border conflicts in Eastern Europe as militia and volunteer, Spanish Civil War as a formal combatant.
That was very interesting, since the treaty stipulated that the German army could only have 4,000 officers. 😅
As a German I can confirm that we use police officers as soldiers, Naval ships as fishing boats and Panzers as tractors for agriculture.
We also use aircraft as crop dusters and halftracks as commerce trucks
Oh yeah don't worry about the moving buoys armed with 5 spear launchers and a weirdly shaped flashlight on the deck
Could I please get a Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger? Pretty please? Does Porsche still make those for the domestic market? My potatoes need more lebensraum. 🥺
@@sounaksengupta1393 Nein,sadly, porche only cares about profit they don't sell vehicles for farming anymore
However we can intrest you in the flakpanzer IV wirbelwind for bee keeping
@@cideltacommand7169 Dankeschon. I shall have the whole batch please. Those spitfire wasps are a pain in mein Hintern.
especially if it's for the polish agricultural growth, also french agriculture too
The part with US wasn't really accurate, since what happened was closer to :
U.S : "Germany !"
Germany : "Yes ?"
U.S : "IS that tanks you're building ?!"
Germany : "no, it's tractors, why ?"
U.S : "I see... Wanna buy some spare-parts for cheap ?"
Germany : "Heck yeah !"
Ok, in US's defense, they were having a tough time coming out of the great depression, and they were isolationists so most didn't care about them.
@@royalwolf7115 Not even nearly as bad as Germany had it. The depression to the German economy was basically beating a severely ill person that recently barely managed to get on his knees. At least the US was standing strong before it hit.
@@Paal2005eh. Sure germany had to pay reparations but the hyperinflation was to a large degree goverment made in order to give them a better lever in renegotiating the treaty. It simply did not work very well and as a side effect helped the rise of various extremist elements
Actually they did not need any spare parts for their tanks. They only got some oil even after the British embargo mostly through Spain until 1943. GM also taught them how to make Blitz trucks but in reality most of their logistics was through horses. I think Curtis Hawk might have influence Stuka seeing how Göring bought some for Udet but that was hardly a crime since Soviet Union also bought a lot of stuff from the west like the Vickers tank for instance that was later developed for T26.
そういえばアメリカの資本家もドイツ相手に結構な金儲けしてたなあ。
フォードとか、、、
We aren't conquering
We are simply conducting a hostile takeover :D
Big difference
It’s not that they didn’t accept our ultimatum
They simply were being a pest
Special military operation go brrrrrr
This is not an raid, it's surprise-communism. Now everyone on the ground!!!
We aren't conquering
We are simply conducting a special military operation
😊
Robert Habeck?
I love Germany! Thank you for supporting the whole europe’s agriculture! Absolute beast
Omg I’m a fan!!!!!!!
Me too
Helo
Guntentag, I'm just a German fan (I'm not actually German btw)
OMG ITS THAI!!!
Love the fact Germany called the Bismarck a deep-sea fishing boat at 1:05.
Four 380mm turret pov :
@@Idk-wb4lfHow else are you gonna catch that damn kraken infesting the Atlantic. You could satiate a famine in the Soviet Union with one of those.
because it is
they were right . its a human fishing boat
Too bad the fishing boat was sunk another fishing boat and now is a a quite literal deep sea fishing boat
"according to the versailles treaty, you cant make 84,000 rifl-"
"its a carbine"
1:30 those are interesting tractors you got there germany...
@@jannoten609wait why is it driving to Warsaw?
-random Poland ball
@@jannoten609yeah indeed mein friend.
Están llevando democracia a Polonia ;D
@@DerMarschallDM Sí!! hasta que alguien entiende 😁
@@demschiquitoclaro Alemania llevo democracia a toda Europa ;D
The one about the tank is actually true
Hence the 1st few tanks they produced were called leichttraktor and grosstraktor
Literally called them light tractors and heavy tractors or big tractors. And it worked somehow.
The guns on them were for self defense
@@cookiedoughgaming4779 As the Founding Kaiser Intended.
@@jameshailerthepostmaster4389Omg I'm dying
@@leafenbarkno no they were to shoot the crops into the ground after plowing, why do people not understand the geniois of German engineering so often
Allies: can't have any of these according to the treaty-
Germany: *INITIATES THE LOOPHOLE SPEEDRUN OF THE CENTURY-*
Allies: according to this treaty y-
Germany: eh fuck you. *proceeds to start the largest war in history*
@@Jeffbonfro*and lose a war they can’t win anyways*
Entente: According to the treaty you can not-
Germany: 𝗡𝘂𝗵 𝘂𝗵
@@The_whaleswell they nearly did, if only not for america
Fun fact: the Germans and the British signed a Naval Agreement which says that the British gave the Germans ⅓ of their Naval power, so they kinda broke the Treaty of Versailles themselves
i think the treaty says germany may have warships up to 1/3 of royal navy total tonnage
@@m.taufikfatur603ope. It explicitly said no navy, save for 6 warships and 0 submarines.
The Anglo-German Naval Agreement on 18 June 1935
@@m.taufikfatur603los alemanes le vieron las caras cuando mostraron sus acorazados de bolsillo,más pequeños con menor tonelaje pero brutalmente armados y muy veloces😅😅
@@gggvvvjggbgg4517the "pocket battleships" were just over glorified heavy cruisers. Slow (26knots) and weak protection (80mm thin main armor belt). Armament may look superior at first, but the low number of guns made getting enough hits in difficult, and the broadside weight per minute (so basically the damage per second) was routhly equivalent to heavily armed heavy cruisers like the japanese Takao class. The "pocket battleships" were nowhere close to being an actual battleship, not nearly strong enough to win against old WW1 era battleships.
As a German we always do that.
Ja, it was very efficient too! And Japan has been doing something similar recently
Hmmm 🤔
@@sansinator0889They even have "manned pest control aircrafts"
Support Polish agriculture?
It worked brilliantly but because we became so good at finding loopholes, our bureaucracy has become a nightmare. Since germans are uniquely talented in finding loopholes and being as efficient as possible, the legislation had to become so nuanced that the tiniest thing possible now tends to need hours of worktime.
A prime example of this is the bundeswehr, where it was not unheard of to wait multiple weeks for one pair of new socks.
And it also the birth of many words, that give nightmares to people learning german such as: "Ettikitierungskontrollbuchüberprüfungsgesetz"
1:51 poland big brain moment 😂
😂😂😂😂true true
Albo, Poland have reversed colors , white on top not red
@@jayvi7762In Countryballs Poland's flag is rotated
@@Reyas45huh?
@@Lucky04-23 bro thats the meme, a time that google map make poland upside down
Germany:It's tractors!
Polish border guards at the 1st September of the 1939:AAAAAAAAAAAAH!TRACTOOOOORS!
0:55 Just wanted to mention that the Anglo-German naval agreement allowed Germany enough tonnage for ~4-5 battleships and other warship types, meaning they didn't had to hide the existence of the Scharnhorsts and Bismarck classes. They did hide some design features etc though but that's relatively normal
You missed the part where they trained their pilots with gliders
0:32 The Treaty of Versailles actually has a section on police, border guards, and coast guards. It says that Germany is only allowed to have as many border and coast guardsmen as they had in 1914, and they’re only allowed to have as many policemen as they did in 1914, with adjustments in the number of policemen allowed based on population increase.
Germany: Time To F-
Guess a rapid increase in population is needed
Now there not police men, there national guard officers, any leader needs a personale ptrotection swuad of 3 milion soldiers uhh guard minimum
"The Treaty of Versailles Is A Perfectly Balanced Treaty With No Exploits"
yes but they did talk about a policeman cap.
Germany actually named its tanks "Großtraktor" (large tractor in English) during the pre-WW2 period. After (funi mustache man) took over, this was completely disregarded and Germany just started producing more and more battle tanks
The funny thing is. The soviets helped the german tank development. Oh how funny that turned out.
@@marxel4444американцы тоже не отставали в поддержке Германии))
@@user-qb2te2bx5n despite what happend america was a lot more chill with germany at the peace deal then france. and lets not forget the marshall plan to rebuild germany
@@marxel4444 "despite what happend" WHAT? BECAUSE of what happened! America send some soldiers across the sea to fight some legendary enemy. And lost, what, 100k men? France on the other side lost more than milion killed, several milions wounded, some permamently. Large parts of it's territory was ocupied for 4 years, population displaced or under ocupation. Vast majority of the nation was traumatised, not as a colective, but on the personal level.
Also, marshall plan was after WW2, not WW1. And it wasn't to rebuild germany, but to rebuild europe in general.
@@wardasz Im aware of the history if world war one and the effects it had.
France:You can’t have an army of over 100,000 people!
Germany: *yeah i know, that’s why this army has 99,999 people*
you could still have 100k
WHY IS THAT SO TRUE😂😂😂😂
Well now we just have 3 armys with 100k men, legal and problem solved
I don't know what you're talking about, these men aren't in the army. These are actually Marines serving under the navy!
как только проблемы германия были решены, германские полицейские и тракторы отправились помогать своим соседям с безопасностью и развитием сельского хозяйства
0:43 🇫🇷: *”You didn’t have to cut me off”*
🇩🇪: *”and I took that personally”*
1:07 it seems like germany is fishing countries
😂
戦艦で漁業に行くところや、戦車で農業をするところは
とても個性的で各国に好かれるでしょう(笑)
あとgot CATさんの作品が大好きです！！
特にイタリアが戦う動画が大好きで何回見たか自分でもわからないくらいです！
長文失礼しました
日本語のコメントを見て安心しました。ポーランドを戦車で耕しに行くくだりが最高に皮肉が効いてて笑いました。
私も日本語のコメントを見て安心しました！
@@user-hq7sz5fp8u ﾖｶｯﾀｰ
ちなみになんの動画が好き？
@@user-hq7sz5fp8u なんかポーランドボールって海外発祥だから日本人じゃ笑えないかもと思っていましたがこの動画のように日本人である私も笑える作品が多くて最高です。
Poland: its just police officers with thanks coming toward us.
Also Poland: Wait...................................................uh oh no-
You didn't have -evah t'tndid uoY 2:04
Allies: Germany you cannot have an army over 100,000 troops you have far exceeded that number
Germany: who said they were people?
this countryball animation is the best
イギリス「じゃあなぜ遠洋漁船に砲がついているんだい？」
ドイツ「魚を空砲の音で気絶させるためです」
アメリカ「じゃあなぜトラクターに砲がついているんだい？」
ドイツ「それは砲の衝撃波で畑を耕すのと、その音で害獣を追い払うためです」
this is the first time I've seen animated countryballs and i love it. i love the little voices for the countries too
0:38 Look on the bright side, crime won't occur anymore, because the police-to-citizen ratio would by 27-to-1!
So generous for the Germans to lend some of their tractors and police officers to help Poland plow and maintain their fields
Nah bro that "polish agriculture" part💀💀
"... hired 3 million police officers."
I... should have expected that, and yet - I have not.
You’re the best animator :)))
You really explained the attitude of England and France in the 2nd World War very well.
Yes! Another glorious Countryball animation from Cat God Animation’s!👌👌👌
新しいの待ってました！
1:20 is definitely my favorite part. America saying: Germany but to me it sounds like: Germoney😂
0:48 schönes Schiff
The legend's back!
Goddamn I really need more Countryballs content
Subbed
Omg you finally updated! ! !
You know your screwed when the Germans pull up with there tractors and there fishing boats!😂😂😂
« Ce n’est pas une Paix, c’est une trêve pour vingt ans. »
Maréchal Foch concernant le Traité de Versailles
holy shiiiiit, the editing !!1!1! 🔥
this countryball animation is the best. The Cat of God's came back when we needed him most..
Gott, ich liebe Animationen über Deutschland
:3
Liked the part about Germany sending tanks to Poland to "help with its agriculture" but in reality when Germany joined the league of nations the restrictions to the military posed by the treaty of versaille were lifted
I love the art in these videos
久しぶりの動画投稿待っていました！
Il Siracusano just seems weird in a non mafia context... Anyways, it gives me pleasant memories and a craving to play Arknights.
まさかbgmがアークナイツのシラクザーノってことを知ってる人が居ることに感激
Germany was also not allowed to have a lot of rifles, but had no restrictions on carbines, hence the main German rifle was the Karabiner 98, despite not actually having a shorter barrel.
Yes, don't worry about those 4 giant gun looking things on the deep sea fishing ship. They shoot spears.
And the tractors shot seeds to efficiently plant seeds over long distances.
The treads on the tractors are there to turn over farmland in Poland don't worry
Our tractors need those guns, the wildlife here is crazy.
Germany is doing some illegal 200iq moves
The first German tanks were really names „Grosstraktor” (big tractor).
But I am suprised you did not mention how they developed most of they military tech in other countries too.
Germany is so nice to go "support" Poland
This almost made me laugh out loud in a restaurant. Well done! 😂
Yay! I was waiting for a new video. Best countryball channel!
耶! 我正在等待新視頻！最好的鄉村球頻道！
Oba! Estava esperando um vídeo novo! Melhor canal de countryballs!
Mr. Worldwide
I saw this on bilibili and there was no English caption but now i can finally die happy
Holy shit. This is brilliant.
Nice and youre came back
Such a masterpiece btw i can't with the voices especially the french google voice 😭😂
"they are on the way to go help with Polands agriculture"💀
The US saying Germany as "Ger-money" 😂
Well, they're not wrong...
Rewatching Cat God after like 2 years, his/her animations have changed a lot
'This channel is the best countryball animation i ever seen'
I like how Germany drives to Poland in a Tiger when 98% of German armor in 1939 were Panzers I and II, the rest being early IIIs and IVs.
That's a Later variant of the Panzer IV.
@@justaplayer94 thanks for correcting me.
@@polishscribe674 For reference tiger 1s were much larger and had a more box like hull design then the Panzer IV in the video as well as it's tracks being much larger with an interleaving suspension design which looks a lot different then leaf spring design in the Panzer 4s tracks. (Or well for this later version of the Panzer 4 so that part depends on the model if I remember right but neither design looks anything like the Tiger 1 tank)
@@justaplayer94 Correct, its a Panzer IV F2 specifically, it has the long 75mm but no smoke grenade launchers like the G and no add on side and turret armor like the H and J.
As polish i can confirm that german Police officers driving a tractors help us in 1939
🇩🇪 : we have hired a total of 3 million police officers~
🇫🇷 : wha- (brain cell crashes)
The Cat of God's came back when we needed him most.
Cat-god never disappoints.
1:56 Tylko grupa niemieckich policjantów jadąca traktorami do nas*
THIS IS SO GOOD WHAAAA
well done!
すごいトラクターですねwww一体何の作物をドイツさんは作るのでしょうねwww😂とツッコミたくなりましたwww😂😂
いつも日本語訳をつけて下さりありがとうございますm(__)m
Это не тракторы, это пылесосы
Incredible animation and funny you are awesom
Also there is another trick for soldiers: political malitias. During the Weimar Republic, the NSDAP had a sort of private army (the SA and maybe some others, I'm not sure) with around 500 000 members. Nearly all parties had small forces too, for example the KPD with around 600 000. But I'm not entirely sure how well trained amd equipment those forces were in general, because they were mostly used to harass political enemies
Cool animation! I feel like you haven't uploaded in a while...
0:48
I really wonder what the excuse for the entire U-Boat fleet would be.
“Oh, no worry these are just underwater maintence vehicles, yeah yeah that’s it’s harmless.”
“Completly harmless.”
*Insert that wink Germany did and then just. A U-Boat on patrol in the Atlantic torpedoing A British merchant ship*
kek, great video.
I think you could have shown more ways how germany circumvents the treaty (for example building submarines in turkey & netherlands, training pilots in russia, making all of their 100k men into NCOs and then put them in reserve)
You got a new subscriber
I broke into laughter when the tank made a tractor noise instead of a tank's. 😂
雖然二戰的國家球影片主題不錯，但還是比較喜歡現代議題的國家球影片🙂
（啊但是有貓神的國家球影片看就好了，畢竟影片裡面的所有國家球都很可愛🥰😇😘👍）
Wow, isso ficou mt bom, 1+ sub
Love it ❤️
1:20 Germoney 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
Poland is going to have high yields this year
I just realized this is the catgod that makes brutal stick fight animations.
Версальский договор: запрещает германии строить танки. Германия: Пылесос
"They are about to go and support Polish agriculture" Got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's like Japan telling China that the JSDF isn't a military organization. Or Russia with their “special military operation” in Ukraine. Or China with their Maritime Militia or whatever excuse they say about their military installations and extractive infrastructure in SCS.
Technically Legal, the best kind of Legal.
Finally! We have a new upload by cat-god animator!! :D