Victoria 3: When you play as the British

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  • čas přidán 26. 10. 2022
  • I say, hello chaps! Today's sketch is based on Paradox's new game, Victoria 3. They were kind enough to sponsor this for some reason, so please go and check it out here: play.victoria3game.com/Squire
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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  Před rokem +1171

    When Paradox asked us to make a video about the new Victoria, we initially thought about making a video around the many complex mechanics that make up the game and its live economy, but then realised I could dress up as Michael Caine from Zulu, so please do go and check out Victoria 3 here, to support the channel. It makes us look good, not that we need the help when dressed like this. play.victoria3game.com/Squire

    • @usernamestaken
      @usernamestaken Před rokem +1

      How

    • @thebestguyyouknow9039
      @thebestguyyouknow9039 Před rokem +1

      Noice.

    • @neacct9839
      @neacct9839 Před rokem

      😂😂😂

    • @justy1189
      @justy1189 Před rokem +1

      I've been waiting for your latest installment to drop and your keeping the quality epic. Though I am concerned that with the continuing production quality inflation we might never get to see a cardboard gun ever again!

    • @Armed_And_Overclocked
      @Armed_And_Overclocked Před rokem +4

      now you just need michael cain to dress up as you to bring it full circle

  • @Vaioplayer88
    @Vaioplayer88 Před rokem +1769

    "are we... international drug dealers" *holds webley sideways*

  • @kestrels-in-the-sky
    @kestrels-in-the-sky Před rokem +1501

    Yes joining the war on drugs
    On the side on drugs

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +205

      Hahaha!

    • @mbryson2899
      @mbryson2899 Před rokem +84

      Like the CIA. Profit and pacification, what's not to like?

    • @joshuabessire9169
      @joshuabessire9169 Před rokem +2

      Alternate history: The Medillen cartel takes over the United States. Then several states rebel, and Colombia establish direct rule.

    • @mbryson2899
      @mbryson2899 Před rokem +17

      @@joshuabessire9169 That's not alternate history. The Roosevelt and Kennedy empires ruled openly.

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 Před rokem +4

      Ah a fellow man of culture #LegalizeOpium

  • @thehistorymaniac2966
    @thehistorymaniac2966 Před rokem +2347

    I must say, that uniform looks very good on you guys.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +566

      It's awfully good, isn't it? I spent the ENTIRE day quoting Michael Caine from Zulu, and I'm afraid It slightly rubbed off on my lines.

    • @thehistorymaniac2966
      @thehistorymaniac2966 Před rokem +47

      @@SquireComedy I’m sure you can make a dashing outfit for halloween this year from all of the costumes you have after all of your videos. And please please please post a picture of you in it!

    • @akramgimmini8165
      @akramgimmini8165 Před rokem +38

      @@SquireComedy *Men of Harlech intensifies*

    • @MorroTreece
      @MorroTreece Před rokem +18

      You could say it's genetic.

    • @vorynrosethorn903
      @vorynrosethorn903 Před rokem +16

      They are British.

  • @mulrich
    @mulrich Před rokem +346

    "I cocked it up and crashed the economy in weeks. Can you imagine?"
    Oof, shots fired. XD

    • @popojoeexplode
      @popojoeexplode Před rokem +26

      ," Joe Biden - 2020

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich Před rokem +79

      @@popojoeexplode Um, no. Liz Truss and Kwasi Kwateng.

    • @Tree_a_Boar
      @Tree_a_Boar Před rokem +13

      @@mulrich be honest the economy wasn't exactly its healthiest before them, they just rocked a sinking ship

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +45

      @@mulrich It was a kamikwasi reference haha!

    • @Penhallam
      @Penhallam Před rokem +1

      I choked with laughter! Beautifully delivered!

  • @torgranael
    @torgranael Před rokem +540

    "Us Europans are the centre of the universalis, and that's a fact." This is my favourite line in the video.

    • @alygreg5557
      @alygreg5557 Před rokem +5

      They are not the center of the universe, but they are certainly the drama.

    • @laresial
      @laresial Před rokem

      Until Woke people try to exterminate the white people for compasion...

    • @Edo_Ginting
      @Edo_Ginting Před rokem +45

      You can say it's an Europa Universalis eh?

    • @LilStoops
      @LilStoops Před rokem

      @@Edo_Ginting These two never heard of the Middle Kingdom.

    • @hebanker3372
      @hebanker3372 Před rokem

      @@LilStoops They certainly did.The did two wars to sell drugs to it.

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium Před rokem +646

    I'm so glad to see they have upgraded from cardboard guns to actual replica guns. Patreon must be paying off.

    • @RJ-wx3fh
      @RJ-wx3fh Před rokem +20

      Iirc, he's had the Webley for a good few videos.

    • @lakefaniganlay2819
      @lakefaniganlay2819 Před rokem +8

      Fr and he's only uses it to point and looks British

    • @barneythepurpledinosaur7002
      @barneythepurpledinosaur7002 Před rokem +14

      No, actually he’s just got some real good cardboard.

    • @CMBell1985
      @CMBell1985 Před rokem +4

      ​@@barneythepurpledinosaur7002 Forced perspective. Its cardboard and really really small

  • @tba113
    @tba113 Před rokem +218

    "Life was simpler back in the old days"
    The old days:

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger Před 11 měsíci +1

      In the old days we weren't on the receiving end so of course.

    • @ThomasG.-hh9gg
      @ThomasG.-hh9gg Před měsícem

      Colonization is evil and if you’re country was colonized by a more powerful country you would understand

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 When smokers used opium, "80-90 per cent of the active compound was lost from fumes which either escaped from the pipe or were exhaled unabsorbed". Frank Dikötter, Lars Peter Laamann, and Xun Zhou, Narcotic Culture: A History of Drugs in China, 57

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

  • @drgabe2908
    @drgabe2908 Před rokem +482

    "I am joining the war on drugs on the side of the drugs" -Queen Victoria

    • @itnotmeitu3896
      @itnotmeitu3896 Před rokem +2

      Based queen

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před 3 měsíci

      First, the definition of a drùg dêaler is a person who sells íllegal drugs. But what is happening is selling opíum extract is légal in both UK and the Qing at that time. So his státement is untenáble.

    • @ThomasG.-hh9gg
      @ThomasG.-hh9gg Před měsícem

      The horrible Irony, God please help us

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      I do admit the British merchants are immoral.

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      @@ThomasG.-hh9gg Also, the Queen didn't have the decision-making power, it is on the MPs.

  • @Jupiter__001_
    @Jupiter__001_ Před rokem +713

    I must say I love Zulu, and the humour in this sketch strikes a beautiful balance between being overly drawn out and too subtle, resulting in a titterish dryness with impeccable timing.

  • @lightninglord7832
    @lightninglord7832 Před rokem +217

    you can tell this is accurate to the game because the commander is barely looking at the troops and letting them do their own thing

    • @tarektechmarine8209
      @tarektechmarine8209 Před rokem +3

      What else can you do?

    • @teaser6089
      @teaser6089 Před rokem +13

      Yeah I love viccy3 to death(got 30 hours in it already) but the combat is horrible, especially how sometimes the front lines just explode and you don't have enough generals to split out and then the AI just creates 10 more generals and traps all your troops on a few front lines and then just Blitzkriegs straight through your homeland and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop it, cause front lines are sometimes small and many of them next to each other, very annoying.

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 When smokers used opium, "80-90 per cent of the active compound was lost from fumes which either escaped from the pipe or were exhaled unabsorbed". Frank Dikötter, Lars Peter Laamann, and Xun Zhou, Narcotic Culture: A History of Drugs in China, 57

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc Před rokem +365

    After all these years; I never thought I'd see Squire dressed up for Rorkes Drift, discussing extremely simplified economics for Victoria 3.

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 When smokers used opium, "80-90 per cent of the active compound was lost from fumes which either escaped from the pipe or were exhaled unabsorbed". Frank Dikötter, Lars Peter Laamann, and Xun Zhou, Narcotic Culture: A History of Drugs in China, 57

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

  • @DarrensHighlights
    @DarrensHighlights Před rokem +113

    "Pretty hard to spot our men sir, since they haven't actually been modeled into the game!"

    • @somethingelse516
      @somethingelse516 Před rokem +25

      You’ll have to get one of the 20 DLCs that will be released over the next ten years before getting the correct models

    • @james_9190
      @james_9190 Před rokem +6

      @@somethingelse516 £12 a time for a couple of tiny graphic files

    • @adamedwards1937
      @adamedwards1937 Před rokem +1

      @@james_9190 Bit like an opium scheme then ;)

  • @Nomadith
    @Nomadith Před rokem +265

    Paradox letting you casually play out the Opium Crisis is certainly... something

    • @Rynewulf
      @Rynewulf Před rokem +28

      Tbf they've already had colonial mass conquest and genocide covered several games ago

    • @snelhestarna
      @snelhestarna Před rokem +24

      It feels like a rather natural development. They did allow you to drug your own populations in Stellaris. So why not export it to others as well?

    • @antiochus87
      @antiochus87 Před rokem +20

      I haven't played Victoria 3 yet (I've played 2 though), but why not?
      If you're playing with the past as imperial Britain or any country with a colonial empire or slavery, you should feel that you're actively playing as "the villains", and hurting your very soul in doing so. Just like if you played as the Nazis in Hearts of Iron.
      It's important that history isn't romanticised because it was dark and extremely messed up - just like the present. How are you meant to understand or help build a better world if you don't understand that?

    • @otdewiljes
      @otdewiljes Před rokem +8

      @@antiochus87 Indeed. Better to have all the facts and understand the context of historical evils to prevent them in future.

    • @mikayari185
      @mikayari185 Před rokem +1

      @@snelhestarna Wait.. what? You can.. drug your population in Stellaris..?

  • @themostokaypersonever84
    @themostokaypersonever84 Před rokem +563

    The references to China and Afghanistan were absolutely killer lmao

    • @were-owlinwisconsin4441
      @were-owlinwisconsin4441 Před rokem +37

      Afghanistan? Aw, cripes. I thought they were talking about Turkey when they said "mountainous middle-eastern country that's hard to invade".

    • @derinselanik1783
      @derinselanik1783 Před rokem +56

      @@were-owlinwisconsin4441 he said landlocked. Turkey isn’t very landlocked is it

    • @ebubechiibegbula5968
      @ebubechiibegbula5968 Před rokem +4

      You can say that again.....

    • @were-owlinwisconsin4441
      @were-owlinwisconsin4441 Před rokem +12

      @@derinselanik1783 I missed the part where they said "landlocked".

    • @were-owlinwisconsin4441
      @were-owlinwisconsin4441 Před rokem +16

      @@derinselanik1783 Usually I'm pretty good at geography, but not at 3:00 in the morning when I've been awake for 20 hours already.

  • @paleoph6168
    @paleoph6168 Před rokem +81

    I just watched a few clips of the movie Zulu. Perfect timing.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +19

      I dare say you'll recognise a fair bit of this then.

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@SquireComedy In 1729, Yongzheng ordered a ban on smöking, but what was banned was the mixture of ťobacco and òpiùm - what we commonly call "Màdak", not the Òpium itself. Öpium imports are still used as médicinal materials.

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

  • @Mk-ms3oq
    @Mk-ms3oq Před rokem +75

    "Are we international drug dealers" - British captain during the south African war for luxury furniture market

    • @wolfror1
      @wolfror1 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@vapaus831this is weird historical revisionism opium was understood to be a destructive and destabilizing addictive narcotic which is why the Qing emperor banned its import in 1796.

    • @wolfror1
      @wolfror1 Před 4 měsíci

      @@vapaus831 yes, both statements can be true. There are people who use and sell drugs like cocaine now, that doesn’t mean that we don’t know these narcotics are addictive and dangerous. My point is the Qing government knew that opium was dangerous in part due to the large growing population of addicts which was incredibly destabilizing which is why they banned it. Just everything you said is factually untrue. Opium became quite widespread in China which was the problem and why it became banned. The British most definitely knew it was addictive which is why they were pushing it heavily and fought two wars to force the Chinese market open. The Chinese didn’t want to open trade with the British at all, but the selling of opium creates a captive market due to its addictive quality which made it a reliable and profitable way to force Chinese demand for British goods. And opium was definitely a known drug before the 19th century its been used since the time of the Romans.

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@wolfror1 6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@wolfror1 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@wolfror1 6:02 When smokers used opium, "80-90 per cent of the active compound was lost from fumes which either escaped from the pipe or were exhaled unabsorbed". Frank Dikötter, Lars Peter Laamann, and Xun Zhou, Narcotic Culture: A History of Drugs in China, 57

  • @gallantcavalier3306
    @gallantcavalier3306 Před rokem +288

    OH IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!! Always love to see the great squire showing off the might of the Great British Empire!!!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +70

      Not so great in this one I'm afraid, old boy.

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 Před rokem +18

      @@SquireComedy so are “we the baddies “ in this one.

    • @wouterkessel4852
      @wouterkessel4852 Před rokem +22

      @@Irish381 Honestly not really considering this is against the Zulu, who themselves had spent the past half a century conquering nearby people's and enslaving anyone that was left alive and didn't flee. Most locals actually hated them more than they did the British at the time, since at least with the British you wouldn't be sold into slavery.

    • @sink5321
      @sink5321 Před rokem +4

      @@SquireComedy the most successful drug dealing organisation in history sounds quite great

    • @ericconnor8419
      @ericconnor8419 Před rokem

      Are you joking? They will killing blokes with spears with rifles. In their country. That is not Great that is monstrous.

  • @celston51
    @celston51 Před rokem +85

    "Nigel? Nigel? I saw you. You're alive. Say sir, officer on parade."

    • @Highice007
      @Highice007 Před rokem +13

      "I got ten of the bastards sir! Back home theied 'ang me! Here they give me a f**king medal. "

    • @stevew6138
      @stevew6138 Před rokem +2

      Oh, I am, thank you very much.

  • @rileyfitzsimons8875
    @rileyfitzsimons8875 Před rokem +152

    As a South African I love this video and especially love the use of the Drakensburg mountain range as the backround

    • @Luredreier
      @Luredreier Před rokem +6

      I was searching the comments section for a South African comment, I'm glad you're here. :-D

    • @markussnyman8695
      @markussnyman8695 Před rokem +5

      @@Luredreier Hey I'm here as well, Squire is moer snaaks.!

    • @Luredreier
      @Luredreier Před rokem +4

      @@markussnyman8695 Great! 😁
      Mind you, I'm not South African, I'm pretty much the exact opposite.
      *Cough* Norway *cough*
      But seeing you guys here is just perfect. ;-)

    • @markussnyman8695
      @markussnyman8695 Před rokem +1

      @@Luredreier LMFAO

    • @anthonysalgado5118
      @anthonysalgado5118 Před 8 měsíci

      Rooi nekke( Red necks) as the Boers called the English and still do. Two explanations for the name is is the the red uniform worn by the British the other being the necks of the Brits after get sun burned from the hot African sun.😂

  • @arwing20
    @arwing20 Před rokem +2259

    One of the big ironies in regard to this particular war is that the Zulu were pretty experienced imperialists themselves. They butchered their way through the surrounding country, occupying and stealing land and cattle of their neighbours as they went. The survivors fled to British and Afrikaans territory and were more than willing to sign up and help the British during their invasion of "Zulu" territory during the war. Kind of delicious irony I do say so myself 🙂

    • @stevefoster5138
      @stevefoster5138 Před rokem +401

      arwing, you forgot to mention how the Zulu’s made slaves of the tribes they conquered.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow Před rokem +94

      It really does send home the whole "basket of apples" analogy

    • @vvr881
      @vvr881 Před rokem

      @@stevefoster5138 🤣 ur comments are so true but for us who live amongst them we can't repeat such comments...we will lynched

    • @rowdeemunkee
      @rowdeemunkee Před rokem

      Rinse and repeat, and you have the entirety of human history. Invade, enslave, colonize, repeat.

    • @theeternalsuperstar3773
      @theeternalsuperstar3773 Před rokem +156

      @@stevefoster5138 Most African tribes did that to each other.

  • @tigeriussvarne177
    @tigeriussvarne177 Před rokem +35

    The urge to listen to Sabaton Rorke's Drift intensifies.

  • @mnk9073
    @mnk9073 Před rokem +246

    There are people out there who'd say it's simpler to grasp the basics of running an actual country than learning the bare necessities of how to play Victoria.

    • @tarektechmarine8209
      @tarektechmarine8209 Před rokem +22

      Mainly because Victoria makes less sense.

    • @alexandercaires5921
      @alexandercaires5921 Před rokem +22

      So, what you're saying is that Paradox got an economy system right then?

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 Před rokem +3

      Those people are right.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 Před rokem

      Because the rock and splitting some heads is easier than the Game.

    • @lazysunside
      @lazysunside Před rokem +5

      Depends on the government, and the size. But yes, in real life you have a board of cabinet members to advise you while you make the hard decision and take the blame.
      While in game you rule like the czar, run the government like the czar, have no advisors while you make all the hard deivisions and blame it on the game for your failures.

  • @deron2203
    @deron2203 Před rokem +119

    Always a good day when Squire drops a new video!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +23

      Glad to hear it old sport, thank you.

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@SquireComedy In 1729, Yongzheng ordered a ban on smöking, but what was banned was the mixture of ťobacco and òpiùm - what we commonly call "Màdak", not the Òpium itself. Öpium imports are still used as médicinal materials.

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@SquireComedy 6:02 When smokers used opium, "80-90 per cent of the active compound was lost from fumes which either escaped from the pipe or were exhaled unabsorbed". Frank Dikötter, Lars Peter Laamann, and Xun Zhou, Narcotic Culture: A History of Drugs in China, 57

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@SquireComedy 6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@SquireComedy 6:02 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

  • @ViktorVildras
    @ViktorVildras Před rokem +75

    Perfect timing as always

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +8

      Yes, only a few days late! Not bad for us...

    • @teaser6089
      @teaser6089 Před rokem +1

      It's almost as if it were a paid promotional video planned by paradox to be on this exact time :O

    • @ViktorVildras
      @ViktorVildras Před rokem

      @@teaser6089 Meant more in the fact the last 3 or 4 of their videos I had just pulled out my phone to take a break.

  • @michaeledmunds7056
    @michaeledmunds7056 Před rokem +13

    "As you know, history is written by the -"
    "Victorious?"
    "-British."

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

  • @davidunderwood9728
    @davidunderwood9728 Před rokem +70

    I must say for an Englishman your trigger discipline was splendid.

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 Před rokem +1

      Trigger discipline is for cowards

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +40

      I guess some people who have poor discipline never actually get to upload their video.

    • @brianbolton9218
      @brianbolton9218 Před rokem +1

      This is my safety 👈

    • @bigredwolf6
      @bigredwolf6 Před rokem +1

      @@SquireComedy They probably ended up on Brandon Herrera’s Darwin Awards

    • @timt5381
      @timt5381 Před rokem +3

      Love those videos of people shooting their own legs and feet, they thought their safety was their finger too.
      At least it's not like anybody ever gets accidentally killed by guns, that would be just terrible.

  • @Samuel-dw9mw
    @Samuel-dw9mw Před rokem +33

    Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring this video. And with the money they paid us we can almost afford the DLC for a Paradox game.

  • @khairulhelmihashim2510
    @khairulhelmihashim2510 Před rokem +16

    amazing that these guys can engage in serious conversation for hours without brewing and sipping hot tea.

  • @Glitch_Online
    @Glitch_Online Před rokem +56

    There was more combat in that skit than in all of Victoria 3

  • @kaltaron1284
    @kaltaron1284 Před rokem +20

    That movement for Isolationism went es well as one would expect.

  • @Highice007
    @Highice007 Před rokem +65

    British commit human rights violations in South Africa, and China. "Surely, noone can top this?"
    King Leopold II: "HOLD MY BEER!"

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams Před rokem +14

      "hold these hands!"

    • @RazorsharpLT
      @RazorsharpLT Před rokem +5

      @@dinamosflams Hold my hand
      This is scary
      King Leopold: "Will do!"

    • @ManCheat2
      @ManCheat2 Před rokem +1

      China throught all of history : HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ALL MY WORK!?

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@ManCheat2 6:02 When smokers used opium, "80-90 per cent of the active compound was lost from fumes which either escaped from the pipe or were exhaled unabsorbed". Frank Dikötter, Lars Peter Laamann, and Xun Zhou, Narcotic Culture: A History of Drugs in China, 57

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@ManCheat2 6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

  • @dclark142002
    @dclark142002 Před rokem +58

    Paradox's Victoria games are where you learn why the phrase 'Perfidious Albion' rings true all over the world...
    Particularly if you play another nation other than Britain. You will find yourself cursing London.

    • @arwing20
      @arwing20 Před rokem +7

      Not really, considering it was just one of many imperial powers throughout history, I am actually quite impressed with what such a small island was able to accomplish with such limited resources and manpower.

    • @swashbukk
      @swashbukk Před rokem +2

      Oh, that is not true. I play the tutorial als Chile and I am so glad that Britain spends some attention to South America that I can create trade routes to things I do not have.

  • @thanesgames9685
    @thanesgames9685 Před rokem +11

    Wow, 3 videos in, and I'm realizing this channel is the closest thing to a Monte Python successor that's come along. Spectacular work!

  • @aidencrandall7344
    @aidencrandall7344 Před rokem

    Thank you for always putting a smile on my face

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 Před rokem +7

    Victoria 3 Just comes out and Squire comes out with a lovely video already, huzzah! But I must say as The History Maniac did too, the uniforms look quite lovely!

  • @oriontaylor
    @oriontaylor Před rokem +8

    Zulu background sound effects are instantly recognisable!

  • @billihockey4157
    @billihockey4157 Před rokem +5

    Bloody brilliant, as always.

  • @ivormott7309
    @ivormott7309 Před rokem +3

    Yesssssss, another Squire upload. Its been too long! I am hoping to bump into you guys at tankfest one of these years....

  • @TheCookie69
    @TheCookie69 Před rokem +15

    Glorious as always sir squire

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +6

      Thank you kindly

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@SquireComedy 6:02 When smokers used opium, "80-90 per cent of the active compound was lost from fumes which either escaped from the pipe or were exhaled unabsorbed". Frank Dikötter, Lars Peter Laamann, and Xun Zhou, Narcotic Culture: A History of Drugs in China, 57

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@SquireComedy 6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@SquireComedy 6:02 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

  • @montynelson5033
    @montynelson5033 Před rokem +8

    don't forget the opiu- I MEAN tea and biscuits!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +2

      Ah yes...backbone of the Empire.

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@SquireComedy 6:02 When smokers used opium, "80-90 per cent of the active compound was lost from fumes which either escaped from the pipe or were exhaled unabsorbed". Frank Dikötter, Lars Peter Laamann, and Xun Zhou, Narcotic Culture: A History of Drugs in China, 57

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@SquireComedy 6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@SquireComedy 6:02 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

  • @SturmFuhrerPK
    @SturmFuhrerPK Před rokem +11

    Boy you lads know well on how to showcase a game. Jolly good show.

  • @thcdreams654
    @thcdreams654 Před 2 měsíci

    I always circle back and watch this one every once in a while. Truly hilarious work.

  • @roebenjaminpeled2705
    @roebenjaminpeled2705 Před rokem +26

    "We wanted to sell them... Stuff."
    -the British

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 When smokers used opium, "80-90 per cent of the active compound was lost from fumes which either escaped from the pipe or were exhaled unabsorbed". Frank Dikötter, Lars Peter Laamann, and Xun Zhou, Narcotic Culture: A History of Drugs in China, 57

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

  • @galacticgaming029
    @galacticgaming029 Před rokem +7

    He's done it again
    He has broken the CZcams algorithm

  • @UnknownTuber450
    @UnknownTuber450 Před rokem +6

    3:03 I was really thinking he was going to ask, "are we the baddies?"

  • @guardduck987
    @guardduck987 Před rokem +1

    Thank you so much for this! Zulu is my favorite movie!

  • @shmelmafinga
    @shmelmafinga Před rokem

    Thank you for the lesson in understanding and communication.

  • @Matt-ls1ng
    @Matt-ls1ng Před rokem +4

    I love the English country wall with South Africa green screen behind it

  • @wazzup223
    @wazzup223 Před rokem +5

    For a Spaniard I have a lot of respect for the british empire. Especially for Lord Nelson that one-armed, seasick bastard.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Před 11 měsíci

      Yeah we bashed you lot on multiple occasions

    • @CaesarAugustus18
      @CaesarAugustus18 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@sugarnadsyou like Portugal by any chance?

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Před 5 měsíci

      @@CaesarAugustus18 i have no opinion on portugal Caesar. Its part of iberia hence one of your imperial provinces.
      Send me there as governor with pro praetorian imperium.

    • @CaesarAugustus18
      @CaesarAugustus18 Před 5 měsíci

      @@sugarnads no, it has something to do with the oldest alliance.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Před 5 měsíci

      @@CaesarAugustus18 id still like to be governor.
      Carthago delende este

  • @bullitzfromabove5376
    @bullitzfromabove5376 Před rokem +1

    If your wondering the mountain in the background is called Giants Cup in the Drakensburg Mountain range

  • @steadmanuhlich6734
    @steadmanuhlich6734 Před rokem +1

    SQUIRE, I chuckled while watching your very good video. Enjoyed the way you wrote the dialog, and the acting (and the spears!). Well done lads!

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

  • @n0obi
    @n0obi Před rokem +16

    Man, these videos have so much effort, keep it up old chap!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +6

      Thanks, will do!

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      ​@@SquireComedy The foreign involvement in the opium trade essentially ended at the treaty ports... Joyce Madancy, "Unearthing Popular Attitudes toward the Opium Trade and Opium Suppression in Late Qing and Early Republican Fujian," Modern China 27.4 (2001): 443

  • @Bthewildcard
    @Bthewildcard Před rokem +7

    I love how they did this so well that you forget they are talking about the game and not history.

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

  • @Cheese25536
    @Cheese25536 Před rokem

    Jolly good video you chaps made! I was thinking you were on a break for a hot second!

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT Před rokem

    Always love these videos, so brilliant every time

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

  • @pigmanobvious
    @pigmanobvious Před rokem +8

    I love your guys British sense of humor! And Zulu is one of my favorite movies. When the kids were younger on our farm I would always use my Color Sergeant Bourne imitation on them..
    “All right now.. nobody told you to stop working!”
    Also listen to the battle cry of the barbarians in the movie
    “Gladiator “ with Russel Crowe.
    I swear it’s the same Zulu chant dubbed in.

  • @1TruNub
    @1TruNub Před rokem +3

    This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages

  • @LTPottenger
    @LTPottenger Před 11 měsíci +1

    This video makes me feel quite jaded. You could say it turned my heart to iron.

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem +1

      6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem +1

      6:02 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

  • @justanotherviewer52
    @justanotherviewer52 Před rokem

    Thanks for the video guys.

  • @briany990
    @briany990 Před rokem +3

    A British person’s “British” accent is something to behold

  • @charleslathrop9743
    @charleslathrop9743 Před rokem +8

    Blaming the problems of Afghanistan on the British is insane. It's been war torn and fractured since Alexander was there.

  • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
    @user-cd4bx6uq1y Před rokem +1

    Great as always is

  • @semperliberi
    @semperliberi Před rokem +1

    Lads, this is gold. Please keep doing what you do.
    I guess that goes for Squire and Paradox equally. XD

  • @norikotakaya14292
    @norikotakaya14292 Před rokem +7

    Great video guys! Hell, _all_ of your videos are great! I love the whole Rorke's Drift scenario with Drakensberg in the background. I've actually gone to visit both sites back in 2018 and you should do the same. If you're into reading history books like I am, author Colonel Mike Snook wrote two books about both battles that are extremely accurate; _How Can Man Die Better: The Secrets of Isandlwana Revealed_ and _Like Wolves on the Fold: The Defence of Rorke's Drift._

  • @rayshiffer5026
    @rayshiffer5026 Před rokem +11

    Thought the reason why he didn't upload for a month was because he chocked on his tea and bisket and died

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +2

      We actually planned to release a video a week ago, but it got pushed back, until around the 7th of next month. :)

    • @rayshiffer5026
      @rayshiffer5026 Před rokem

      @@SquireComedy maybe I'll get patron so I can see the progress of videos

  • @Valpo2004
    @Valpo2004 Před rokem

    Kudos for managing to make me laugh during the sponsorship segment.

  • @Fortuna_Magica
    @Fortuna_Magica Před rokem

    Haha this is such a brilliant description both historically and faktually lol good work squire such a laugh X-D

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      Panicked observers guessed that China's wealth had been reduced by 50% - the reality was probably around the 19%. Despite this perception, it is far from clear that opium was exclusively to blame for the silver famine. Julia Lovell, The Opium War (Pan Macmillan Australia, 2011)

  • @PrivateIndianaVolunteer2798

    Jolly good show mate 🇬🇧

  • @PointyHairedJedi
    @PointyHairedJedi Před rokem +6

    Not nearly enough muttonchop going on, jolly poor show!
    (The opium trade on the other hand, can't see anything wrong with that, dunno what Squire was going on about there.)

  • @iamthe12th
    @iamthe12th Před rokem

    Knocked it out of the park. Kudos!

  • @ZairuK9001
    @ZairuK9001 Před rokem

    Keep up the hilariously entertaining and semi-historical content! Another great vid for the books.

  • @zawarudo9444
    @zawarudo9444 Před rokem +3

    Opium war...
    All I heard was *Emergency energy bill solution!*

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      Panicked observers guessed that China's wealth had been reduced by 50% - the reality was probably around the 19%. Despite this perception, it is far from clear that opium was exclusively to blame for the silver famine. Julia Lovell, The Opium War (Pan Macmillan Australia, 2011)

  • @Lillemala
    @Lillemala Před rokem +7

    We should have a Zulu film remake and you two are in the cast

    • @hfhso37ndnks
      @hfhso37ndnks Před rokem

      Zulu can’t and won’t be recreated any better than it already is.

  • @Medicalstench
    @Medicalstench Před měsícem

    This was so good

  • @craniusdominus8234
    @craniusdominus8234 Před rokem

    Stirling work as usual, old chaps!

  • @jnliewmichael4235
    @jnliewmichael4235 Před rokem +4

    Oh my, well, the jokes here are quite dense indeed!
    Great video, as always!

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

  • @alimohammad1934
    @alimohammad1934 Před rokem +9

    Ah Victoria 3, the game where I enjoyed playing as a minor nation neighboring Russia and trying to survive.

    • @sodinc
      @sodinc Před rokem

      my finland run was pretty fun
      until austrian market collapsed🥲

  • @rons7555
    @rons7555 Před rokem

    Very good jokes indeed entertaining, lighthearted and hilarious; keep up the good work, chaps.

  • @69JONESYrugbyCHAPELHILL
    @69JONESYrugbyCHAPELHILL Před rokem +2

    That blonde guy mimics Eric Idle.

  • @Brave_Sir_Robin
    @Brave_Sir_Robin Před rokem +4

    I watched this movie like 2 days ago! What’s the odds? It’s one of my favorites

  • @lannyoneil8099
    @lannyoneil8099 Před rokem +4

    I love your content Squire keep up the good work

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +2

      Thanks, will do!

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 Dikötter et al. also make two important points about the opium smoking in China. Firstly, they observe that local Chinese opium had a much lower morphine content than Indian opium, so Chinese users of domestic opium were much less likely to become addicted anyway,

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      6:02 or at least it would take them far longer and far more opium to do so. Secondly, they note that smoking opium, which was overwhelmingly the preferred method of ingestion in China, produced a considerably weaker narcotic effect than eating it, which was popular in Britain.

  • @Sc0tt_e
    @Sc0tt_e Před rokem +2

    Saving my evening here squire

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +2

      All part of the service, sir.

    • @Sc0tt_e
      @Sc0tt_e Před rokem

      @@SquireComedy glad I signed up for it then lad

  • @teddyperkins3406
    @teddyperkins3406 Před rokem +1

    love these guys haha

  • @lulzer8500
    @lulzer8500 Před rokem +7

    "Europans are the center of the universalis"
    Did paradox sponsor squire to secretely announce EU5?

  • @SouthernGentleman
    @SouthernGentleman Před rokem +3

    Didn’t the Zulu king commit genocide on his own people to get the crown? Yes, yes he did

    • @nyctomint
      @nyctomint Před rokem

      you know how many kings have done that in history? leave "zulu" out and you've got yourself quite the list to sort through

    • @SouthernGentleman
      @SouthernGentleman Před rokem

      @@nyctomint But we aren’t talking about other monarchs now are we? Monarchy stinks, no arguments

    • @mr.alfredo4177
      @mr.alfredo4177 Před 7 měsíci

      @@SouthernGentlemanyour argument is naught then since the British also committed atrocities

  • @bac-up6758
    @bac-up6758 Před rokem

    this video deserves an Emmy. jolly well done, chaps, all around!! Victoria Crosses for all, eh what!!

  • @cp1cupcake
    @cp1cupcake Před rokem +2

    I've seen some gameplay of Vicky 3 and have to say, I will be really happy to play it when it comes out in a few years. After the add in the DLC for all the features they cut out.

  • @floris2971
    @floris2971 Před rokem +3

    you guys look great in those uniforms

  • @stevelucky7579
    @stevelucky7579 Před rokem +10

    “History is written by the victors” is actually only a portion of the full quote “History is written by the victors, that’s why the victors always have the bad things they did written for ironic reasons. Such as detailing the truth of numbers in a battle and losses and supplies and assets only for future generations to call them a lier despite them having no reason to lie.

  • @xenonzerox1712
    @xenonzerox1712 Před rokem

    Such an excellent classic Film.

  • @scottbaase4042
    @scottbaase4042 Před rokem

    Mad funny, keep up the historically correct work.

  • @Peteryification
    @Peteryification Před rokem +4

    As a South African, I find this hilarious!! :D

  • @daxwhatley3769
    @daxwhatley3769 Před rokem +6

    is it me or does squire teach me more history then actual history at school? Lol

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      Most of his history claim are INACCURATE.

    • @daxwhatley3769
      @daxwhatley3769 Před měsícem

      @@vapaus831 why tf did you reply to this a year later

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      @@daxwhatley3769 In fact, I have always criticised these claims, but I discovered this video too late.

    • @vapaus831
      @vapaus831 Před měsícem

      @@daxwhatley3769 If you are interested in Opium Wars I can recommend some scholars to you.

  • @dylanarmitage684
    @dylanarmitage684 Před 5 měsíci

    I love the movie that squire has green screened himself into it's a good film to watch

  • @CS-rh2ce
    @CS-rh2ce Před rokem +1

    I FUCKING LOVE THIS CHANNEL SO MUCH OMG

  • @adamraddish
    @adamraddish Před rokem +6

    Love these guys so funny

  • @SteveKnowsNothing
    @SteveKnowsNothing Před rokem +8

    Do quite admire the Webley the fellow wields

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  Před rokem +3

      It's real, don't you know.
      Don't worry about the health and safety, It's Victorian times.

    • @SteveKnowsNothing
      @SteveKnowsNothing Před rokem

      @@SquireComedy Splendid point you have there!

  • @BluMacaw
    @BluMacaw Před rokem

    I have failed you, I preordered the game, love your skits anyway.

  • @cpuuk
    @cpuuk Před rokem

    So topical- nice one.