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True Geordie and Laurence react to a series of Blue Van Man's recent videos in which he gets particularly heated over a multitude of subjects...
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My absolute favourite thing about Dave is when he says âI donât believe a word the media saysâ then proceeds to believe what the media says and gets angry lol
Thanks mate
@@BlueVanMan it wasn't a compliment...
@@thomasnorgrove6167 that was sarcasm
@@BlueVanMan difficult to tell when you seem to believe everything you read that you can get angry about and then claim you don't believe the media on anything...
@@thomasnorgrove6167 so I don't believe what we get told so I find fault we what we're told to believe. You have totally missed the point of my video's or have you just watch what you have seen on here
Daveâs the type of person to go into a police station to give a witness statement and come out being charged.
ahahahahhaha
Yes. Thick!
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Brilliant,thick
Brilliant,watch out heâs stalking me for having a pop at his daft rants he just threatened to block me,of Somebody else channel,heâs nuts lol
Bacon danglers đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Legend!!!!!
get help lad youre terminally online and it shows
@@AL0129 why do I need help?
@@BlueVanMan you shouldn't spend so much time consuming social media and listening to uneducated people on the Internet
@@AL0129 that wasn't the question.
BVM is just Brian if he never got past his Newcastle rant days đ
This video is like when the two popular kids turn on the less popular mate and hammer him in front of the whole school. Brutal.
How off topic he goes is unbelievable đđ he is a national treasure
The sex show is a disgrace, well done blue van man
Thank you.
Yes I agree it is a disgrace
And bvm one of my favourite utube
Alway had been always will be
I'm loyal you see a quality some people on utube do not accept or think about
And them blokes are muppets
@@kizzyfarrell9340 my second name is Farrell too.
oh how I've missed these reactions to BVM
So glad you guys have featured the legend that is Dave, I watch all his videos donât know what I would do without him đ€Ł
Theyâre basically the reason heâs famous been featuring him for ages
Lawrence does, unfortunately, come across as a very smug and patronising person. He seems to love looking down on people and making sure he has the definite and final word on a matter. It can be very frustrating to watch, as I don't think he used to be like this a few years ago.
Heâs always come across in that way?
@@freddief1827 gotten alot worse tho imo
Yeah I can't even make it through a vid these days
He's the typical posh middle class university educated white socialist that has never known a hard days work in his life or gone a day hungry. Wouldnt be caught in a housing estate or slum Yet claims to speak for the working man or oppressed
Yeh then when the person he mocked online is there in front of him, he stops being patronising weirdly enough. Could really knock youtubers confidence
The â50% more meatâ in the Kebab video is so funny. They literally mean there used to be 2 slices now there is 3 (50% more) and he is convinced that they mean the previous 50% just wasnât meat đ
I was playing on the description mate.
@@BlueVanMan Ah fair enough pal, wasnât a dig at all, I found it hilarious. Keep up the daily content mate, we all love ya!
@@glennhodl4310 no worries mate, thanks for watching đ
Dave had seen his audience drop, seen people like rateMytakeaway come in and sort of copy his content. Guys probably stressed and depressed. He had debts and was able to pay them off and reduce his working hours. Hope you guys reach out and give him some advice/direction to make more meaningful content which will do better for him
RateMyTakeaway didn't copy BVM. There's tonnes of takeaway reviewers. You only say that because they have regional accents and are both fat and bald
I get why people like him but he is getting the equivalent of 2-3% of his subscriber count watching him and many of them views will come from people not subscribed.
As the views have died his content has arguably declined. All Iâm saying is instead of Laurence sanctimoniously mocking him why doesnât he offer his mate a bit of advice and friendly pointers?
@joe he aint even got 150k subs and barely gets 6k views what you talking about
@@terex9 mate, what advice could they give me that I'd take? To be fair it's my channel and at this moment I'd rather get people talking about whats happening in the world than eat fast food in every video. But thanks for the concern, I appreciate it.
Sit down with you and give you some advice with production and editing instead of making a 30 minute video about how bad your editing is? Give you some ideas how to better structure your videos. Im not saying you need this but Iâm just saying they have a team making their videos and youâre one man. I really liked your van construction series, podcasts, football talk and your beer reviews personally. But I realise youâre one working man and canât make that stuff all the time. Iâm just not really into politics myself right now as listened to enough of it during covid!
The look of shock on Brian's face throughout the whole video đ and Loz laughing throughout
Feel bad for Lawrence how often does he have to tell Brian what a vpn is
Brian's face during the ad was jokes he's lost
I know these pair have fell off or fallen out or whatever now but this for me is genuinely the best video they have ever done. I go back and watch it and it gets funnier every time like an old episode of the office - bring back true news type content!
We haven't fallen out
â@@BlueVanManhmmm
For a channel such as TrueGeordie that for so long has claimed to be mental health conscious and so on, the result of this video and lately the channel in general is staggeringly tone deaf. Dave is clearly struggling and hanging on to anything for views and yet these two just annihilate him in a manner of laughing at him thinking theyâre laughing with him. Lawrence seems to get off on anything to belittle and undermine anyone. Itâs sad and disgusting.
Thanks for the concern mate and I appreciate the support but I can honestly say I'm not struggling or hanging on to anything for views. I believe if they thought I was struggling with mental health they wouldn't have made this. They know what is going on in my life and they know I'm OK.đ
@@BlueVanMan just take it easy buddy. Wishing you all the best!
@@TheSHARPY1234 cheers mate
He literally said at the start of the video he doesnât care what people say
No idea what thus video is about, a random pop up on my home screen.
5 mins of this video and the bloke on the right, seems like bullying, victimising. The noisy bloke on the right seems to be enjoying it.
Not good viewing.
I fucking love him and the way he argues with fake situations or when he said that they might bomb Loughborough đ
What's with true Geordie and Sharks? GymShark, surfShark, the fact that he used to be diver back in the day. There's something fishy going on here.
ahahahhaa
Dave hating The Guardian is the least surprising thing you'll see
I'm pretty sure Dave was actually referring to The Sun
@@NotoriousNR3 if Dave regularly gets called a gammon he most certainly believes the bullshit The Sun printsđ
@@datdude3327 Dave is also a knowledgeable football fan, so is likely very aware of the absolute garbage that gets printed in that scummy rag
@@NotoriousNR3 knowledgeable football fan?! You having a laugh đ€Ł
@@LewCrisp hint of sarcasm haha, but he knows about the Hillsborough disaster, that's what I'm getting at
To be fair loads of youtubers change the content they make. I'm sure true geordie used to just rant at the toon now he plays poker and reacts to fights and so on. Fair play to blue van man
Yeah misinformation is cool, i agree
@@krusher181 lad there's far worse culprits for misinformation in the world than bvm ffs
Monk Killedababy you cant look on any tv show, any newspaper, any social media platform or youtube without misinformation mate đ
@@krusher181 what are you even getting at ?
@@krusher181 anything that challenges the narrative is misinformation
Blue van man makes me crease I absolutely love him he can't say anything without it being hilarious
I havenât laughed as hard at a CZcams video as I did between 7:50-9:00 đđđ
God love him.
âChange her nappehâ
Classic story of building someone up to knock them down. What a shame for all
Knocking them down by pointing out that the sex show doesnât have nudity?
@@lachlanchester8142 no from the overall condescending tone used
Dave did it to himself by filming himself getting angry at everything and showing himself up to be a typical 50 year old English 'bloke' character that hates anything left wing and any new ideologies that have come about since the 70s. Cries about people getting easily offended, but then works himself up over an England football song. It's okay not to do food reviews every video if he cares about his health, but branching out into the sort of content he's doing now was a massive mistake. I loved his self build camper van series. I would like to see more videos in that direction. Sadly won't happen now.
@@michalpyszynski3579 a good argument, well made
You can tell loz has worked in media
Im actually dying right now. My face and stomach hurt from laughing so hard
This is great content about time BVM was back on true news !
The â Iâm not sure this is funny any moreâ from loz got me in stitches
Dave must fall for every clickbait article on the internet đ
So apart from the national anthem one which I did actually say could be false?
@@BlueVanMan I mean you literally thought it was actual sex show like you'd get for âŹ20 in Amsterdam ahahaha, we still love you though.
@@ashleythomas-evans8069 it happened in the end.
@@ashleythomas-evans8069 no, he just said they were going to get naked which they were. Grommer
@@BlueVanMan fair play Dave. That show sounds like a disgrace
Iâve missed these sort of videos so much. Absolutely dying watching you 2 in this đ€Łđ€Ł
This is a really mean video. Mocking a decent guy. That Lawrence guy comes across really pathetic - the sort of bully that eggs on an arsonist to burn down a scouts hall.
You sound like an offended snowflake đ€Ł the irony. Thought Dave and you lot go on about everyone being soft in this world, yet you are here.
Also, what a hilarious irrelevant and quite frankly bizarre statement about burning down a scouts hall?? Are you ok bud ?
I love how BVM is still exactly the same as when they first reviewed him, albeit a bit angrier.
just a bit yeđ€Łđ€Ł
I mean I don't know why he just didn't make a different channel. he still could have done like good food content once a week and then have his rants on another channel to talk about whatever. That'd be the best approach
BVM is a legend, thanks for finding him for us all those years ago, love his videos lol.
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God there is no one on the internet I hate more then bloody Lawrence McKenna
Here here
Facts
Iâd rather listen to a dog getting strangled to death.
Big bad Brian is just as bad as him.
@@victoroneill7193 yeah there latest video was more trash done with both now too tbh
Completely lost it when Brian said he looks like he's putting on a condom đ€Šââïžđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
âFootball satdayâ this videos had me in tears! Cheers lads đđ€Ł
This is classed as bullying imo, making fun out of a man who is harmless, who is only speaking his mind and try to belittle him infront of thousands.
You sound like an offended snowflake
conservatives every time they face backlash:
Sorry but what am I missing? Why are they laughing at someone who ist absolutely rightfully expressing his disgust about something as repulsive? I get that his demeanor or whatever is funny and over the top. But nonetheless there should not actually be a ceiling for being angry at something like that.
Cheers mate.
Not only that, laughing at a mate, like, he came to the podcast they seemed to have a pretty decent relationship, not close friends but had no animosity AT ALL... And then this?
Did you listen to the video lad
So we're brushing of how gullible bluevanman is and believing every media outlet he reads as fact when it isnt?
Ok
Peak Brian and Loz this đ€Ł hope Dave is alright heâs a nice guy who just doesnât get his point across sometimes and digs himself holes đđ
Mocking someone you used to call a friend because they have a different view (although we didn't even hear TG and L's views on the show). We all know this is just thinly veiled sneering at someone who has the nerve to be working class and 50+.
They were bantering his videos before they the friendship began
its not that serious man
@@24sofia Yeah bullies who punch down often say that don't they?
Yeah agreed. This video definitely doesn't just feel like a bit of fun. Laurence's smugness just makes it seem like an opportunity to put a man with differing views down.
@@denzalwash4120 just a laugh lad
âWe do not endorse a single thing he saysâ yikes crazy how we got from food reviews to here
the way loz was wheezing through daves tangent on dropping the towel. most relatable thing ive seen in my life.
Weâve missed the Dave reactions đ
How is this guy not more popular? Heâs fucking brilliant hahahahhaha
As a Loughborough student, I found that Loughborough attack scene quite amusing
Dave has lost his way, heâs turned angry and bitter & his contents lost its charm. Utter shame because he was funny as fuck to begin with.
Who rattled your cage arran.
Just shush
@@angusmoore2831 no oneâs rattled me mate đ a guy who made his living off a food channel has turned fucking sour about the smallest of things and his contents no longer interesting to me cause itâs depressing as fuck đ
@@arranmorton6120 nah the non rant videos are still class
I still like him but I see what you saying, I think his channel stopped growing as much when Rate my takeaway took of more I noticed, what was a shame really as I still think he can be really funny BVM.
I came here straight from Simon's channel. Not too familiar with BVM personally, but he is bang right at the end of the day as far as I'm concerned. Been saying it for years, and for years it has been getting more and more mental . BVM has just earned himself a subscriber in me đ
Gio, brilliant edit with the zooms, the silence, the facial expressions!
Tbh not entirely sure I'm a fan of this content. You don't really love him though do you? :) He's the butt of the joke. Will do more harm to him than good. BVM has valid points on most things he says. Seems like a bit of a bullying for me, prob getting paid handsomely by big corporate here boys. Good work đ
Careful not to come across as bullies
24:21 the funny thing is Brian would make the absolute perfect Henry VIII đ
Theres something slightly surreal about truegeordie interviewing trippier a few months ago with 877k views and this week they are watching a man with 1k views in leicestershire eat a ÂŁ1 microwave kebab
That was hilarious! I would happily watch your reaction to all his videos.
I like when Dave gets raged. Don't think he takes himself as seriously as others do.
4 office references đ canât beat it
I watch true Geordie and blue van man every video I love it when you reveiw his videos Bryan and Lawrence so funny you shud do more off this so funny well done lads đ€ŁđđȘ
That sweatshop in Leicester quote is actually true, PrettyLittleThing had a warehouse where they paid workers less than minimum wage and got caught in 2017 I think
You are correct
Ps didn't True Geordie once just do Newcastle videos on his phone in his one bedroom flat? I would think BVM can do videos on what he wants as long as it meets CZcams regs and rules.
Punch up boys, never punch down.
I feel as if this is in bad taste. You were his mates growing his platform and yet youâre mocking him when heâs genuinely upset. Not the one
I completely agree that they are out of order for this, thought they was mate doesnât seem that way
@@samj9882 thats not how being a mate works sam j my bro
@@samj9882 borderline racist? Lmao. Shut the fuck up
Heâs mental
@@samj9882 My mates have different opinions to me doesnt mean I mock them and are no longer friends with them. Dont have to support their views but I wouldnt do this.
Why is Laurence mocking Dave so much when heâs on the money
Waddup gordie, love you bro, been watching for a long time always love your videos and you really do a great job at breaking things down and giving opinions on fights. Keep doing what your doing g!!
The fuck still says waddup
So this channel claims to promote mental health awareness, whilst at the same time ridiculing someone, they claim to like. đł
C'mon guys abit of banter and shithousery is acceptable, but you stepped over the mark on this one.
Lawrence in particular, your hysterics were unnecessary and shameful to be honest.
Is that what CZcams is? Claim to like someone, feature and invite them on your platform, then profit from knocking them back down.
You sound like an offended snowflake, the irony..
19:00 is so brilliantly done good job editor
Lawrence trying so hard to channel Ricky Gervais
This ainât it lads. Heâs supposed to be a mate.
Love your stuff Dave, donât let the wankers get you down.
Facts
â@hazzerday9082 you're supposed to call your mates out when they become a crackpot and not ignore it
Didn't agree with how these two were acting seemed very smug to me but Dave it's free promotion. Stay in the game big man đȘ CZcams wouldn't be the same without Bvm! Never ever change mate.
Pleased to see afew comments like yours. I found this mostly uncomfortable viewing to be honest. Particularly Lawrence's unnecessary hysterics. They've featured BVM before on true news and taken the piss abit, and he's also appeared on Kick Off, but personally just found like this time, they crossed a line with it.
They were basically mocking the guy, and clearly laughing AT him rather than with him.
Not cool to be honest, although I guess BVM gets more clicks and more views as a result.
@@dtaafe2857 Loz does that sometimes, like with that charity football match a while ago.
Lawrence seems like that 1 mate , that the rest of your group doesn't want to invite out because he's funny for a minute , then annoying for the rest of the night đ€Ł
@@victorf6672 aye heâs unbearable, laughing at them basically because heâd never heard of them (the youtubers) .. little snidey man.
Just absolutely Golden isnât he , I love Dave đ€Ł
Hilarious. He's actually alright in little bursts. But he keeps telling his audience to f off đ . Then wonders why his numbers are falling. You need to watch his McD's Land, Sea and Air eating challenge. He won me back with that one - almost chokes live on camera đ.
Used to love TG so much in the football hangover videos, really feel like meeting "Loz" was the worst thing to happen to him even though he thinks it's the best thing. Loz seems really arrogant and narcissistic and I think it affects TG. Will always love Geordie a bit for all the laughs he gave me back in the football-rants era when Newcastle were terrible.
Got a bit too big for his boots imo.
@@scottigertiger6430 can't hold it against him for wanting to grow, but I think he's taken down his old videos which is a shame. They were great. I think his personality would be different if he never met "loz" I really do. He's from a working class background and he's managed to do really well though and we can't hold that against him
Loz hides his arrogance and superiority complex behind failed Brent humour as an excuse...
So much put on fake laughter by Lawrence in this
One of the worst going
It's like he's trying to be Ricky Gervais laughing at Karl Pilkington.
Never cried of laughter at a CZcams video đđđđ
26:59 tbf to Dave. He was throwing examples out there of other things, that would be insane to dismiss. He isn't actually stating that anyone has said it.
Yeah but point is he got stupidly angry at it when it wasn't real lol
@@l...m9415 No, he was angry about the Henry the eighth thing, not the examples he came up with
As a Wales fan i'll be more than happy for everyone to forget about 1966 lol.
He is the gift that keeps on gives. Top video lads.
This video was absolutely hilarious, but the man needs helpđđđ
This was class.
Time for a food reviewer update now!
These reactions to BVM never get old, what a man
âI review lifeâ
Translation: âthereâs no more restaurants I havenât done in Loughborough and I want the moneyâ
Don't need the money.
Lawrence 100% going to be doing the double glazing adverts in between the 7pm soaps one day ;)
28:31 BVM: I want to congratulate Matt Le Tissier
Brian: A great career...
Brian's look towards Laurence said everything lmao
Matt le Tissier is right. You're all brainwashed to mock any other point of view
@@pkerjay4 Considering alternative points of view is healthy but the few things I've seen from Matt on twitter were all conspiracy theories.
Thinking of everyone that doesn't agree with you as "sheep" or "brainwashed" doesn't mean you're enlightened
@@Jluyoungzone never said I was enlightened. It's the mocking and shutting out rather than respectfully disagreeing. And if that doesn't work, cancel them. If you cant see how that's wrong then I can't help you
@@pkerjay4 You didn't explicitly say that but starting your original comment with "you're all brainwashed" and then following up with "I can't help you" rather implies it.
Bvm is an absolute legend⊠itâs comedy gold
To be fair to dave, look at that nikoavocado guy. He started off just eating food and now he looks like lizzo
This, Daveâs already a big guy, would hate to see him with genuine health issues just for a bit of clout.
Dave is basically the tabloid newspapers wet dream. Their ideal reader.
So what did I say wrong?
Christ alive Dave needs to go back to food. He's actually lost the plot, racist angry and confused. Doesn't trust a word the media says but believes them when they say three lions is cancelled or Henry VIII is banned by the BBC. A few months off the internet would be so good for him
alright arie settle down mate.Had a long day at work? fool
@@angusmoore2831 nah I used to love this bloke but he's gone full tinfoil these days it's sad to see
Wheres racist come from???
@@ariejohansen5485itâs funny you only see him as tin foil because no other youtubers his size or bigger can be bothered for the hate of speaking their mind and questioning the mainstream
Donât be that guy mate. Heâs not racist at all donât pull that card..
Lawrence hiding behind the school bully and laughing at the victim...
Appreciate the words, but I'm not being bullied. But other weaker minded people might see it like that.
Brian needs his own segment Lawrence and his shady eyes should do second half
Yes please, so we can all fucking skip it
When he mentioned Uncle Steve I was buckled đđ
love BVM i still watch him religiously, such a relaxing watch when there is so much going on, very hard to explain the feeling!
ps this video had me in pieces boys, cheers for the laughs
Dave needs to keep food reviews on the main channel what ppl sub for and rants on another channel
The bombing of Loughborough had me crying in laughter
Improved it
19:00 That was like something from the Ricky gervais pod
Does anyone else see the cartoon gremlin face that the wrinkles on his forehead make because once you see it you canât stop seeing itđ đ đ đ đ
Take away the hair and extra vocab, Dave is present Russel brand lol
Without the joking Dave's actually got his head screwed on with most issues but he's not expressing himself as clear
Yeah spot on, he expresses his understandable frustration at the state of the world through rambling rants and occasional random arguments with himself. Rest of his videos are still very funny though and enjoyable.
Isn't 'I'm invincible' with that melody that song by Sia? đđđ
Blue van man too funny. You know who else we havent seen in awhile is food reviewer. Lol đ
As much as its fucking funny, Daves viewpoint is still valid. Under NO circumstance should young kids, no matter how professional the scenario is, should be exposed to sexual content.
Still funny though.
Also, the fictional argument over the art programme is more a dive into the ultimate end goal of what can happen if it doesn't stop at removing a historical figure from a telly programme because of political correctness
I agree mate.
(devils advocate) Pretty sure we got taught sex ed at around that age back in the day at school, and we were just shown it on one of them fat TVs on the wheels with the built in video tape player. This is just an alternative. It's putting the responsibility on the parents like it did back in school where we needed parental consent for the classes.
@@ProTuneHD Try age 12 or 13. Nowhere near 5. It becomes relevant at puberty and not before
@@JamesTaylor117 no you get taught sex ed in primary school, like 6-7
dave's channel is more entertaining than these two planks icl
Dave trying to be a Russel Brand hillarous
oh god Dave has gone full Brexit